#this is PROOF

[doveskarma]

[rorylovesf1]

this genre of max photos. that’s it. that’s the post.

[cheese-water]

o7

[whipbogard]

Sorry for spreading fake news

Harvey’s birthday is the 7th

I’m a fake Harvey fan I’m sorry

[oscurl]

Ah yes the infamous post Hungary McDonald's order and private jet trip to Belgium photo

[who-ligan-or-who-vian]

Watching the kardashians, s1 ep2

And who do I fucking spott?!?!

MY BOYS

[kitzuneplayz]

Chapter One is underway! :D Trying to decide on the POV style of this if. Would you guys prefer to be referred to as “you” or “I”?

[luv-assangiebatch]

"Honey wanted to tell you how much I love you. I was a little worried. I don't want to lose you now that I got you back. You mean everything to me. You have my whole heart and life. I love you so much."

Oh look, one of my many love letters to Assangie he had saved on his laptop ❤️. It's no coincidence that this is the only legible message in the picture 😘

[therogueduchess]

I have laughed and smiled and cried so many times to get the lines that are creeping into place around my eyes, and if anybody tries to sell me anything to hide or eradicate them, I will fucking fight them, and I will grin fiercely while I do it

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

[swedenis-h]

Wife lovers till they die

[apollos-boyfriend]

we have GOT to kill tiktok/twitter self-censorship i just witnessed a grown adult say the word “smex” out loud to our professor

[trekkerac]

i'm not like other guys i take an angsty au and make it a comedy

Ford: I've managed to record substantial evidence on tape, such as floating objects, footsteps that are not my own, and radio weirdness; The host or singer will slip in observations of my being that I simply cannot chalk up to coincidence. Whether this being is a ghost, or one of Bills tricks I've yet to discover… There are more dubious encounters such as the whispers, spine shivering chills, and of the brief shadowy figures I see down dark hallways. (Proof of an apparition? or simply a hallucination dreamt up by my sleep deprived mind?) I fear my mind is slipping further and further-

Ford: What is that blasted noise?! Stan: Cartoons got ghosts shockingly realistic! Ford: Reminds me of... being annoyed.

[peggycatrerr]

today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.

EDIT: look i'm not going to turn off reblogs but i cannot stress enough that THIS WASN'T A HIPSTER BLOG DASH IT WASN'T AN AESTHETIC BLOG DASH IT WAS THE MOST WILDLY GENERIC COLLECTION OF IMAGES YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING OR BEING A QUIRKY FANDOM TUMBLRINA WHEN I SAY "NORMIE" I GENUINELY MEAN "SO NORMAL THAT IT CIRCLES AROUND TO WEIRD". CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME? HELLO?