#this is DRAMA

[the-descolada]

I think it's kinda funny that people are assuming sulemio is not going to happen based on this and meanwhile I'm like

one of the lesbians suddenly thinks the other is a monster and both of them are covered in blood? one of them is in a manipulated state where any violence can be justified and the other presumably has to snap them out of it? this is the best thing since sliced bread to see explored give me more of it

[evignonita]

Screenshots from months ago

buzz hiding he is stupid asf

TANK WAS AN UNWANTED BABY ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

DRAMATIC WEDDING-BIRTH, I AM SO SORRY LYLA

I hate Buzz

[moraltonanimatez]

You should have never came back to the internet

Orel: golly! I guess i made a mistake letting those ren and stimpy guys on the channel... we did lose a subscriber after all!!! im sorry guys... you're gonna have to leave 💙✝ Ren: KILL YOURSELF OHHREELLLLL ME AND STTEMPY ARE LEAVING!!! YOU AND YOUR TERRRRIBLE CHANNEL CAN BURN FOR ALL I CARE!! WE'RE MAKING OUR OWN ANIMATION MEME CHANNEL EVEN!!! SEE YOU NEVER YOU DEVOUT JESUS LOVING OAF!!!! 🐾🌵💢 Orel: *gulps* uh oh... this might be drama! 💙✝

[loverboybrightsideghost]

i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character

[woolieshubris]

tumblr simulator

[nyancrimew]

he's back at it, yet another serious death threat has hit car hammer explosion man

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:

-during the top 8 of the TCG masters division, chilean player fernando cifuentes was running a gimmick deck that consisted exclusively of four iron thorns ex and a whole ton of control-focused trainer cards in a strategy that either completely shuts down opponents or shits the bed entirely

-through skillful play and some good luck, fernando made it through 2 days in a tournament with over 1100 players to get to the quarterfinals

-fernando lost 2-0 to ian robb, who was running regidrago vstar (widely considered one of the best decks in the current format)

-in an overexuberant victory celebration, ian did what can only be described as a jacking-off gesture, on a stream with tens of thousands of viewers run by a company with very firm player conduct expectations

-the judges determined that this warranted a penalty of game loss, but for some reason, rather than applying it to ian’s next game in the semifinals, they applied it to the one he had just won in the top 8

-(it should be noted that the prize money for making top 8 is $15k while top 4 is $20k, so this jerking gesture cost ian robb $5,000)

-nearly an hour after fernando came to terms with his loss and the end of an impressive run, he was told that he was to get back on stream because he’s now playing in the semifinals due to winning by default

-the player he was up against in the semifinals was playing a deck (miraidon) that happens to get shut down hard by iron thorns’s gimmick, so fernando wins the semifinals

-said player, jesse parker, had notably had an undefeated run throughout the whole tournament up to this point, and likely would have continued that streak had his intended semifinal opponent not gotten a game loss penalty for miming a lewd act on stream

-meanwhile, the other semifinal winner is japan’s seinosuke shiokawa, running a deck (roaring moon) that players had largely written off as underwhelming months ago

-the grand finals are on the following day, so saturday evening was abuzz with a lot of people baffled by the absurdity of the situation

-come sunday afternoon, the grand finals are set to begin, with fernando cifuentes running iron thorns and seinosuke shiokawa running roaring moon

-it should be noted here that the roaring moon deck doesn’t rely very much on abilities, so iron thorns’s gimmick has very little effect - this is basically an even matchup

-fernando wins the first game of the set, and seinosuke wins the second

-the third and final game of the set is a bonafide cheek-clencher, with both players reaching a state where a single KO will win the game, but fernando manages to clinch it at the last minute

-and that’s the story of how a guy pretending to jork it led to the first instance of a pokemon world champion who also lost the quarterfinals

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.

[chloeworships]

⚠️

I don’t know of a world leader (President or Prime Minister) with the name Steven. This could be the name of a person involved in this plot. I’m unsure.

I do know we have ministers by that name.

SN: God gave me some coordinates too, but I could only make out the number 68. I’m unsure if that is related to this message but lawd have mercy! Help me pray children of God. Your prayers move MOUNTAINS 🏔️

Stay safe!!!!

UPDATE:

The whiteboard means this is the PLAN. The PLAN is to assassinate them.

😣

In Jesus mighty name, I cancel the plot of the enemy.

LORD, protect your leaders, especially those who are your children, who love you and do your work in their nations by taking care of your people.

I was not expecting this but it makes sense bc I keep getting these messages about “protect the King” 👀

Someone call in the RCMP STAT‼️😭📲

Our gun laws are very strict in Canada 🇨🇦 unlike our neighbours to the south 🇺🇸 but still….

Golf shirt colour examples: 👇🏾

PPS. I heard the song

“By Your Side”

By Jadakiss 👀

The Angels 🪽

I have to add. The rhetoric against our Prime Minister is absolutely poisonous ☠️ even if people are angry, leaders need to be responsible for the words they say. They know better.

Any one who embarks on this evil task is going to feel the wrath of God. Last night the Holy Spirit showed me

“God’s Anger”

And then I felt his anger beginning to boil. It was a slow rise and built up with intensity.

👀

No wonder I saw Archangel Michael like this 👇🏾

I used the word “stealth” the other day in a prophetic message and when I saw it under this photo, I knew God was definitely in the building and listening 🥰

Dang I just the PM reload a clip of a steel gun 👀

He’s ready for whatever. That’s the meaning. And protection. Wow 🤯

Dammmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 👀

[uwabbittuwabbit]

HELP IM LITERALLY FINDING OUT MONTHS LATER BUT YUJA WANG AND KLAUS MAKELA BROKE UP...AND THE WORST PART IS THEY HAD THREE YEARS OF CONCERT COMMITMENTS TOGETHER BOOKED GIRLLLLLLLL

[junglejim4322]

The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[book--wyrm]

do i really need to explain what this is about.

[moraltonanimatez]

my last jesus splash ... (arises 3 days later)

Jimmy: This is so deep he really was the Noriaki Kakyoin of The New Testament.

[cherrifire]

Day one and there's already drama