#this is 50 shades of not okay

[vampprince-sono]

Me: “Sono’s been posting a lot of concert pics and they’re all so pretty and ethereal, I can’t wait for more”

Sono:

Me: FUCKING TRANQUILIZE ME [incoherent guttural noises]

[anonazure]

Ok so basically...

Fred won on Twitter and Colin won on Tumblr. So I drew both versions. Either way, I think they're gonna be in the 50 shades of Gray world with Boyce Fox. So kinky things probably happen behind close doors.

[professional-writher]

*shuffles onto the stage quietly*

*clears my throat*

Hello to the five OUaW fans out there in the tumblr void I come bearing art

*shuffles off of the stage and fucking trips on my gay little feet and dies*

[notsooldmadcatlady]

[bookwyrminspiration]

When I saw the context for your beef with Watson that one meme template with the girl holding the guy pointing at the other girl immediately popped into my head and I wanted to share it so I did a quick edit of the idea

!!! HAHA! I love this, it's beautiful--it 100% accurately captures my feelings towards Mr. Snuggles. He's my precious baby boy and I'd do anything for him, kill anyone, anything.

I'm like that cringey cliche love interest in contemporary novels that are like "when he touched you, I wanted to do...violence" and you just roll their eyes at them because dude. This is contemporary. You're just some guy. you're not doing violence. stay in your genre

ty for sharing it's wonderful <3

[colorsinautumn]

.

[charliextea]

god when i die probably: you really had a fucking type huh?

me: what do you mean?

god:

payneland

dreamling

me: that’s a coinc-

mercelot

me: okay but that’s-

thilbo

me:okay but i bet you can’t name one more

ironstrange

me: that one’s only with fanon characterizations though. i don’t think it counts

god: do you want to see your other type?

me, already knowing i will like this one less: no not really-

catwin

corintheus

hannigram

me: i’m sorry?

god: you should be.

[quiznak-ofgrayskull]

Why is spop "as bad as" steven universe now why do people even hate steven universe so much to begin with and how long till people find some reason the owl house is just as bad too

[theladyofbloodshed]

I... I found a video from readwithcindy called "unboxing soap gate" (2018) and I've never been so dissapointed in the acotar fandom. I didn't know about the acotar sup box that happened in 2018 and apperantly there was this whole mess about the dick soap (it represents Rhys's dick 💀💀). Strangly, I'm more pissed about the fanfics and letters because it was being sold, which means someone got all the money of it. Also.. In that video cindy read a letter that is "from Azriel" to the acotar stan who bought that box and I cringed so hard. "I will fuck you soon- Azriel" BROOO 💀💀💀

Everyone can have fun and stuff and I know I shouldn't judge but.. cmon. Go to twitter and write "acotar soap dick" you'll see acotar stans warning others to not use the soap dick for your own pleasure, only to use it for bathing 😂

I have heard bits about soap dick gate. I think one of the big issues with the soap was the fact ACOTAR was marketed as YA at the time. And they sent out a dick in a box. Also, the soap had a SUCTION CUP on the end. However, the box's creator did flag the box as only suitable for those over 18 and stated that the book itself is marketed for YA despite the sex scenes. A lot of authors were not happy with fan fiction being sold in the box as it's illegal.

I think this is why SJM/Bloomsbury ensure that anybody making money off of her creation has to be officially licensed.

I have watched 2/3 of Cindy's videos where she reviews acotar and I find them so funny.

[acaesic]

i really want to finish all my unfinished art before i turn 15 but im so burnt out rn 😭 </3

[seeminglyseph]

I'm like... slowly watching a Chainsaw Man reaction and getting stoned to deal with a liiitttle PTSD episode I had earlier... and realizing that like.

as a person. who is very touch starved and lonely in my own way. while Denji has like "I wanna touch a boob" which is like funny etc etc... if he was not an animated character whose age was easy to forget, because his everyman protagonist placement makes me accidentally age him up to be closer in age to me... anime is bad for me just fuckin' forgetting that people are high school students. I just mentally adjust people to be 'neutral age' instead of their actual age. Especially if they happen to work in an adult industry surrounded by other adults.

I fully like. though. can understand like. 'man... sometimes I'm curious what that kind of sexual interaction is like. I have kinda given up on being seen as sexually appealing... but I kinda crave that intimacy.' and like. a lot of really toxic relationships have been built on that foundation. and exploring it with Denji is really interesting because like. Denji and Makima are.. a relationship dynamic I've seen played out with the Teacher and Student in a lot of series that aren't supernatural adventure shows. "I've given up on being considered attractive but I crave something" and "I know I can manipulate you and can get what I want from you without you realizing it because you have no experience and no confidence" and it's really fascinating. And all of us knew it was bad from the moment it started, but it was like 'yeah but it's like... something. and that's kinda good enough.'

And like. I ain't gonna shame the folks barking, I got my fair share of nasty abusive freaks I would bark at too. My Toxic Fictional Man list is Too Fucking Long. I'm just like. Too Gay for Makima. that's the only reason I'm not right there with you. Also I have like... too many abusive toxic women in my real life, fictional toxic women just don't do it for me. but like genuinely, I get it. I understand. Good for you, I hope you enjoy the good rep for genuinely horrifying Toxic Fictional Mistresses Who Might Walk You On A Leash If You're Good. like I get that want for fictional characters who make you both scared and horny for the subs out there. it's hard to get a good Evil Dominant who isn't just Tsundere or Yandere. The Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss is immaculate and like, congratulations on your full sexual awakening.

But practice safe kink IRL. to bring it maybe back around I guess. it's important to know like. when you can tolerate and survive being alone better than being with someone toxic, and that like. it's one thing to do a sexy roleplay of that stuff, but like there has to be a place where is stops 'cause it can wear down your self worth. Practice safe boundaries in kink. it's important even it maybe it's kinda boring. But it can mean you can do more exciting stuff. You *can* be someone's dog, if you also know you are important and valuable and a person with the right to say no in situations that you don't like. Live your fucking best life with communication, boundaries and safe kink. idk.

[actualaster]

Definitely a challenge balancing not stretching in a way that harms healing but also not t-rexing myself into drastic loss of range of motion.

I want to be cautious and careful to ensure I don't stiffen up dangerously but I don't want to re-open anything...

[lovemetolife]

When the Pedro fanfic is fanficing

[perdidit-vulpes]

father son bonding

[kyooshi]

Real. I'd eat Vil like a starving homeless man in the streets of mercado

MC seeing Neige for the first time then turned their head to look at Vil then back at the pic again. Then again. And again.

Rook *simping inside cuz his queen is next to them* : What's the matter Trickster?

MC *still looking between Neige and Vil* : Damn.

Vil *one of his eyes twitched* : Is there gonna be a problem?

Vil is about to take the phone away from MC when they started mumbling something beneath their breath. He didn't hear it but Rook did and he wheezed.

Rook is now out of commission.

MC : ...

Vil : ... What did you just say?

MC *stared straight into his eyes* : If Neige is a snack, then you would be a full-course meal.

Vil : ...

MC : ...

Vil : ...

MC *started to get scared from a silent Vil*: ...Vil are you-

Vil *smirks* : Potato that is very cheesy of you.

MC : Oh umm, I-

Vil : I have nothing planned for tomorrow afternoon, I'll expect you to be on time at Pomefiore.

Vil struts away while dragging a winking Rook.

Grim : What just happened?

[bookwyrminspiration]

Ana: i can fix him

Ana:

Ana: actually no I can’t he’s really fucked up, bye