#just kidding ahaa.....yall crazy......
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kyooshi · 11 months ago
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Real. I'd eat Vil like a starving homeless man in the streets of mercado
MC seeing Neige for the first time then turned their head to look at Vil then back at the pic again. Then again. And again.
Rook *simping inside cuz his queen is next to them* : What's the matter Trickster?
MC *still looking between Neige and Vil* : Damn.
Vil *one of his eyes twitched* : Is there gonna be a problem?
Vil is about to take the phone away from MC when they started mumbling something beneath their breath. He didn't hear it but Rook did and he wheezed.
Rook is now out of commission.
MC : ...
Vil : ... What did you just say?
MC *stared straight into his eyes* : If Neige is a snack, then you would be a full-course meal.
Vil : ...
MC : ...
Vil : ...
MC *started to get scared from a silent Vil*: ...Vil are you-
Vil *smirks* : Potato that is very cheesy of you.
MC : Oh umm, I-
Vil : I have nothing planned for tomorrow afternoon, I'll expect you to be on time at Pomefiore.
Vil struts away while dragging a winking Rook.
Grim : What just happened?
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