#this has been executive 3

[super-real-news]

Herobrine Breaks Out of Minecraft and into the Real World

In a shocking turn of events, Herobrine, the legendary Minecraft cryptid, has escaped from the virtual world and into our own. Eyewitnesses report seeing a tall, slender figure with glowing white eyes wandering through forests, caves, and even urban areas.

One witness, who asked to remain anonymous, claims to have encountered Herobrine while hiking in the woods. "I was just walking along the trail when I saw him standing there," the witness said. "He was tall and thin, with no pupils in his eyes. He just stared at me for a moment, then turned and walked away."

Another witness, who identified himself as Steve, claims that Herobrine broke into his house and stole his Minecraft diamonds. "I woke up in the middle of the night and heard a noise downstairs," Steve said. "I went to investigate, and I saw Herobrine standing in my living room. He had a bag of my diamonds in his hand. I tried to stop him, but he disappeared."

Authorities are baffled by the sudden appearance of Herobrine in the real world. "We're not sure how he got here, or what he wants," said Sheriff Alex. "But we're advising people to be cautious and stay away from him if they see him."

In the meantime, Herobrine sightings have been reported all over the world. People are taking to social media to share their stories and warn others. One Twitter user posted a picture of a mysterious figure standing in the woods, with the caption "Herobrine is real!"

Another Twitter user posted a video of a strange light moving through the sky, with the caption "Herobrine is coming!"

The world is now on high alert, as everyone waits to see what Herobrine will do next. Will he bring the same destruction to the real world that he causes in Minecraft? Or will he simply observe humanity and learn our ways? Only time will tell.

In other news, pigs are now flying and chickens are laying golden eggs. It's a crazy world we live in, folks. This has been executive 3, thnk you for watching.

[lucabyte]

Olive Branch

Wrong Move

[aphidclan-clangen]

[knightkaito1412]

Omg, I can't believe my previous doodles had a lot of positive interactions with both reblogs and likes! 👀 That's insanely surreal to me! Seriously, thank you!!! 😭💚 So...

Here is the other page of Kafka doodles on my sketchbook! I included the whole spreadsheet of sketches cause it looked neater.

Anyway, I did some different expressions with his kaiju/human forms, and a few of them were definitely a pain to ink, lol. But because Kafka is soooo expressive, it's genuinely just a lot of fun, and it made me love this silly man more! 🤗

[girl-of-stupidology]

They look like they’re about to do that Get it get it done get it done music video

[ahli-stuff]

WHATEVER YOU SAY BEAUTIFUL!!!

Bsd 120 raws

Fyodor’s little stretch…!

My thoughts? Honestly, it’s a bit of a nothing chapter (I say as I don’t know what any of the dialogue is but I know it’s just going to be Fyodor explaining more space-dimensional bullshit manga logic). It is exciting to have Fukuzawa face off against Fyodor, but Asagiri pulls this SO often man, where it’s like “A new challenger enters the ring” every chapter and multiple times per fight.

And this fight really should’ve been Akutagawa’s time to shine. I know he’s going to get back up, but man.

[gemharvest]

(id in alt - do not repost)

[hauntingblue]

Last arcane episode ever..... here we fucking go....

[dipplinduo]

Live conversation that just occurred

Me, about to dramatic read @furretd0ll's satirical fic: Hahaha, Chapter 5, "Fuck Outta here", I love that title. Did you make a Tumblr post about this?

@furretd0ll: HAHAHHAHAHA no I haven't yet but- Me: If you don't I will.

Read @furretd0ll's fic y'all I can't xD

[yangjeongin]

the way i got put on adhd medication and it might actually make me be on here more that woudl be crazy LMAO

[super-real-news]

Man Steals 763 Trillion Watermelons From Bank of America, Eats Them While Livestreaming

In a bizarre turn of events, a man named John Smith stole 763 trillion watermelons from the Bank of America on Tuesday. Smith then proceeded to eat the watermelons while livestreaming on Twitch.

The livestream quickly went viral, with viewers tuning in to watch Smith eat watermelon after watermelon. Smith seemed to be enjoying himself, and he even offered some of the watermelons to his viewers.

However, Smith's livestream was eventually interrupted by a police officer. The officer arrested Smith for theft, but Smith refused to go quietly. He instead began to livestream his arrest, which only further increased his popularity.

The next day, a judge ruled that the police had no jurisdiction to arrest Smith for stealing the watermelons. The judge argued that the watermelons were not actually property, as they were a natural resource.

The police station was then arrested for existing. The judge ruled that the police station was a public nuisance, and that it should be shut down.

Smith was released from jail, and he was given a lifetime supply of watermelons. He is now planning to start a watermelon-eating competition, with the winner receiving a million dollars.

The Story Behind the Story

The story of John Smith and the watermelons is a reminder that the law can be a strange and arbitrary thing. In this case, a man was arrested for stealing something that was not actually property. The police station was then arrested for existing.

This story also raises questions about the nature of property and ownership. What is property, and who has the right to own it? These are questions that have been debated for centuries, and there is no easy answer.

The story of John Smith and the watermelons is a reminder that the law is not always fair, and that the definition of property is not always clear. However, it is also a reminder that the law can be changed, and that people can fight for what they believe in. This has been executive 3, thank you for watching.

[bthump]

Idk I too want better for Casca but I really dislike the hype for Casca potentially becoming an apostle, these users put it far better than i would:

https://www.tumblr.com/deripmaver/723418827650727936/why-i-am-a-hater-of-the-apostle-casca

https://www.tumblr.com/deripmaver/723493450382802944/im-so-happy-to-find-another-casca-apostle-hater https://

I skimmed these posts to see whether there were any points made that I felt like "responding" to, and there's a few.

First, Casca being a good person has nothing to do with anything except people not wanting her to become a monster, which I obviously don't vibe with because I think the concept of a good person becoming a monster fucks hard, which is one reason I like Berserk a whole lot. And I think a potential Moonbaby sacrifice would fit perfectly with one of the "good person" sacrifice examples they give: the 'person you loved the most and hated the most' sacrifice motivation, since it's intertwined with Griffith in some metaphysical way and it could be a two for the price of one deal. It's almost too on the nose.

Second, I don't think it necessitates Casca joining Griffith. Griffith seems to be out of the Godhand now, incarnated on the physical realm, presumably no longer presiding over sacrifices, and my favourite worldbuilding pet theory is actually that the godhand and Griffith will be at odds. Something's gotta threaten the godhand's existence since something wiped out the last cycle that we saw in Skull Knight's memory, and an incarnate fifth that appears right on schedule seems like just the thing.

Third, Casca's apostle trauma is, if anything, a sign in favour of her becoming an apostle since like, everyone in Berserk is at least tempted to symbolically become their abuser/rapist/nemesis as part of gaining power, eg:

Why can't Casca get in on the interesting and complicated moral and emotional greys here? This is good shit, I want it for Casca. I want her to be tempted to become what she fears, to escape her own sense of powerlessness through abandoning her morals. It's just a more direct version of Guts wanting to become a monster since that's rooted in rape trauma and both the narrative and Guts himself equates monsters to both his rapist and abuser.

I didn't see them mention the fact that apostles are compelled to love Griffith which to me seems like one of the best arguments against it (though again, I skimmed so maybe I missed it), but Ganishka resisted that, and Casca has a long history of repressing her love for Griffith so I think it could actually be a neat, and overcomeable extension of her human feelings.

Another big and better argument against it, particularly after the last couple chapters, is that Miura clearly just did not give a shit about Casca lol. And I mean I already knew that, one reason I thought the apostle Casca theory held water is that it would be a way for Miura to avoid writing Casca's trauma realistically and instead veer into one big dramatic moment followed by fantastical metaphor while keeping her a less nuanced plot point, albeit a more active and fun one than she had been so far. Instead his way of avoiding writing Casca's trauma realistically was to have her faint any time she thinks about it and then take away her personality AGAIN. So yeah, unfortunately I just don't think Miura wanted Casca to be badass and actively affect the plot. Idk if he ever knew what to do with her after deciding not to kill her off just to motivate Guts post-Eclipse.

Finally I just don't know if there's really time for that anymore. My vision was an Empire Strikes Back style end of second act downturn. Casca becomes a monster and sets a new arc in motion, Guts falls into despair and succumbs to the armour, shit gets real and interesting again for a while. Instead Guts' second act downturn is being mad that Griffith is still a god lol. She could definitely still go apostle at the climax of the story, and you better believe I'm still rooting for that, but idk if it'd be as satisfying lol. But I guess we'll see.

Anyway yeah you're free to disagree with any of my hot takes, but you're not gonna convince me Casca shouldn't become an apostle, because my reasoning ultimately boils down to "I would enjoy it." I would certainly enjoy it a hell of a lot more than fainting damsel in distress Casca which is what we're dealing with right now lol. If your reasoning boils down to "I would not enjoy it" then I probably won't convince you either, and that's fine. We'll find out what's going to happen eventually.

And finally I want to err on the side of caution and make it clear that I have no interest in arguing with the user you linked, and I hope you're not planning to be like, some kind of anonymous go-between linking posts back and forth. I used the linked posts as a bouncing off point to explain some of my reasoning, and that's the end of it as far as I'm concerned.

[welcometogrouchland]

Remember when people would make gifsets and analysis posts and stuff about the meanings behind characters names, and find a interpretation that- regardless of whether or not it was intentional- added like another layer to the characters story??? That shit was amazing I miss it

[vstheworld]

cleaned all the stickers and dust and roach leavings and rat piss off my mirror.

no longer a dirty kid in a dirty mirror. this feels like character growth.

[sortanonymous]

I can't stand the tension! I miss Unicorn: Warriors Eternal so much! I just need to know if it's coming back or not! If it's getting another season (or three like Genndy hoped for), then that's freaking awesome! If it's getting Zaslav'd before it can ever address that cliffhanger, then that's the biggest disgrace to happen in this industry in about a month or two (maybe idk). But just let ne know already! It's been a year! I miss Mel/Em, Ed, and the others so much! SGGYJGDGHBFGRKKDDYHHH

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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