#this happens every day
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"...its about sheep too, isn't it?"
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A story told in 4 images.
#why do cats always do this?#this is guts and zodd btw#this happens every day#its their daily routine#cats of tumblr#cats#i did not mean to have them be blurry but i think its even funnier#zodd always grooms him and it ends in guts getting angy and running away
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sees that "loquacious" is one of my vocab words: is that a good omens reference
video in school mentions edinburgh in passing: is that a good omens reference
teacher says "you're going too fast": is that a good omens reference
someone mentions biblical angels in any capacity: is that a good omens reference
someone forgives someone else: is that a good omens reference
someone uses any sort of british slang: is that a good omens reference
hears a song about forbidden love, breaking up, or one that has any religious motifs: is that a good omens reference
hears about any sort of historical event: is that a good omens reference
hears literally any common word that was said in good omens (rain storm, smitten, etc.): is that a good omens reference
someone says "wait and see": is that a good omens reference
#there are FAR more examples#this is just what i can think of off the top of my head#this happens EVERY DAY#good omens#rey writes#will be adding onto this#for later
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whoa im real...
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in theory im a huge proponent of a half hour shit while on the clock but in practice there’s only one bathroom in this building and im. dying.
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Niffty:Uh...Vaggie I burnt the water.
Vaggie:Niffty how the FUCK DID YOU BURN WATER?
Niffty:I don't know it just cought on fire!
Charlie:Alastor no! You can't just drag a sinners corpse in here!
Angel:YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY FUCKIN BOOTS, YOU STUPID IDIOT!
Husk:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT OLD MAN!
Husk:
Husk:Oh that's me I'm looking in a mirror.
Husk:Hold on guys I gotta go fight this mirror.
Sir pentious:*Falls through the ceeling* Hey Cherri.
Cherri:Hey Pentious.
Sir pentious:That hurt.
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#hazbin vaggie#hazbin hotel vaggie#Niffty#hazbin hotel charlie#Charlie Morningstar#Alastor#Angel dust#Angel dust hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#sir pentious hazbin hotel#chaos in the hotel#this happens every day#Niffty is like spencer from icarly#everything she touches catches on fire#cherri bomb
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i'm quitting tumblr forever (<- looked at the for you tab for 5 minutes)
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Current Mood: trying to regain my sanity after being exposed to one second of a Youtube ad where they felt the need to put the mic right up to some motherfucker’s face while they’re drinking the beverage they’re selling so you can hear every sound and it’s fucking gross; btw I have misophonia AND I’m autistic.
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“Get all the sleep you can now before the baby is here” ok sure between not being able to fall asleep and waking up every hour to pee and having awful nightmares and and and….
#I slept for not even three hours and I’m awake now#this happens every day#I wake up after two or three hours of sleep and can’t fall back asleep for an hour or two
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#Life with Dedee#Pajamas#She looks just like a baby#but she reminds me that she's a grown woman#and then kicks my ass.#This happens every day
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Extremely struggling not to post something extremely petty.
#reference librarians globally burst into tears due to the psychic damage inflicted upon them by social networking 'scholars'#this happens every day
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Me: I am unknowable. No one notices me. I blend into the background.
Classmate: hey I saw you weren't in class yesterday. Everything okay?
Me: how THE FUCK did you know that??
*remembers I have blue hair*
Me: ah yes everything is fine
#this happens every day#also see: why the FUCK is that child staring at me#blue hair#dont care#i am unknowable#blendy
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i get myself a little snack and pour myself a little drink and put them down on the table in front of me and then i accidentally stare at the wall for an hour and now the drink is warm and the snack is cold
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me when im on the internet: oh shes a lesbian? period!
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I kinda fw kenmien
#mostly platonically one sided#imagine Kenny annoying the shit out of Damien every time he dies#Damien’s like ‘DAMMIT NOT AGAIN’#this happens every day#riff rambles
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Is it inappropriate to say we're literally the mental breakdown brothers rn. Suicidalpilled ideationmaxxers. Wanting to kill ourselves georgs.
Sorry feel free to block me if this is an evil thing to say 😕
definitely NOT innapropriate but also i dont know social cues i have autism ����🙏🙏🙏
i would NEVER block u ur the best faggot on this website 👆👆👆👆 slash affeftionate
#haha i wanna die#this happens every day#except last night cause i has a panic attack#😛#ok anyway#tw sui ideation#az <33#asks
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