#this happens constantly

[sally-smithson]

How i beg people to learn who danny johnson is before posting sexy art of him with something a different ghostface said

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Fantasy authors will be like "this antagonistic male character was younger than the female protagonist has expected, he could only be one or two years older than her" and I immediately understand the entire plot.

[sweetheart-hell]

"man i really wanna draw Sweetheart" <- girl who just finished drawing Sweetheart

[lotsadeer]

person: follows me

me: oh cool

*some amount of time later*

me: OH THATS THE MAIN BLOG OF THIS PERSON I FOLLOW I'M STUPID

[boombrothersasks]

I'll be back with results Shadow

Cause he's going to be a tiny fella real soon

*heads off towards Sonic's location*

"Tiny fella...tiny...ARE YOU GOING TO SHRINK HIM?!?! NO. NOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO. WE'VE ALREADY DONE THAT!" Eclipse shouted. "Can we repeat an ask storyline...? We probably shouldn't."

"Do it."

"WHAT!??!"

"I want to watch all my enemies turn small. Small and step-able. First Starline, and now Sonic. Soon they will all be tiny.............tiny and weak and helpless..........."

"Okay, Shadow, now lets get you some coffee beans."

[tastytofusoup]

Hm what's this new game? Looks visually interesting.

Nevermind

[atomicc]

Getting followed and having to block 500th person with a blog title "The dog that bites" with url "stalkermuttttt" and a black dog growling icon posting "hey guys I remade again because staff deleted my last blog for the 4th time 🙄 idk why #werewolf-rage #stalkerbf #dead-body-smuttposts" and following this is 50 billion posts that are screenshots from real snuff films and pictures of guns they own with captions like "can't wait to kill my girlfriend with this! #stalker #abuse"

[strangerstilinski]

i have seven unfinished works in progress right now all at varying levels of completion and yet.. i got an idea for an eddie piece when i was driving earlier and i feel like i might explode if i don't write at least some of it just to get it out of my head.

who's entirely unsurprised by my misplaced motivation? bc god damn

[cynicalclassicist]

Maybe Guigamar has a bad memory for faces. Or maybe it was in the dark. Either way, it is a pretty silly plot. I suppose that it could have been years since they saw each other.

[mxstarboy]

once again fighting the urge to change my name on all socials <//3

[silly-lil-scribbles]

OW OW OW OW OW JESUS FUCK I HATE MY NERVES SO MUCH OW

[kitskiis]

He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry

[wizzard890]

"why doesn't this thing in a movie/book/tv show happen exactly like it would in real life" is the most brain dead criticism the internet has to offer, and yet I see it EVERYWHERE.

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

i like to imagine that the rest of the gods on olympus were all watching ody turn poseidon into swiss cheese, with a variety of emotions throughout them.

zeus: *impressed but slightly very worried* maybe i let him cook for too long on that island.

zeus: oh well rather poseidon than me

hera: *mainly nonchalant but hiding a tiny smile behind her chalice*

hera: *after hearing next to my wife* that is what you call a man who loves his wife *side eyes zeus*

zeus: *sweats*

hephaestus: *kind of impressed* well he avenged his crew *shrugs*

ares: *in awe* athena didn't lie about the bloodshed!

ares: *hears poseidon beg for mercy* *odysseus doesn't give him that*

ares: *now in love with ody* THIS IS MY FAVOURITE MORTAL EVER

aphrodite: *just blinking in disbelief* he's not wasting anymore time to get home i guess?

hermes: *is proud but also in slight shock* thats a mindset change alright...

hermes: *gasps* i need to tell athena!

hermes: *grins* but first-

hermes: guess ~ i ~ should be the one to take poor dear uncle to the infirmary! *giggles at the drama he's about to cause there*

apollo: *sighs* let me get another bed made up

apollo: *heads off to his olympus infirmary*

[mythicalcoolkid]

You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

[pandacommando]

The way tumblr's algorithms work will always be a mystery to me. This morning I open up the recommended tab and like half the posts are Homestuck related. I recall scrolling past exactly one post yesterday under that topic and I guess I paused on it a bit too long because the magic computer gods have now assumed this is now my new favorite thing.