#this had barely interactions between them 🙄

[evanescentdawn]

so v glad I am finally writing fanfic abt this stupid show I am brainrotting over SO bad cuz. oh my god this was so much fun to write wtf in love seriously with them (especially jang si-yu <3 he’s so looser <3)

“Did you just think — NO,” he adds loudly. He explicitly makes a big cross with his arms to get his point across. “NO! N-O!” “I wasn’t talking about those kind of dreams! This was a very pure dream. I am a very pure person and I wouldn’t have those kind of dreams about yo—”

She tunes out the rest of whatever he’s saying. For a person who declares himself as pure, he sure is the furthest thing away.

“…and it’s not like I asked for this, you were the one who made that love —”

He’s still talking.

“Okay, whatever.” Lee Hong-Jo says, shaking her head. She had enough. “I’m getting out now.”

“….Wait… at least let me take —”

The door shuts close.

“….you home…”

His stretched out arm is left out hanging.

He takes it back and cradles it against his chest.

Sitting in his car, very alone now, Jang Si-Yu’s heart aches terribly. He stares out of the window, watching as Lee Hong-Jo’s figure disappears and with it, the ache in his heart increases fatally.

This damned love potion.

“Get it together, Jane Si-Yu,” He tells himself sharply, slapping his face to shake it off. But he can’t direct his eyes away from the spot she disappeared.

He already misses her.

What if he got up and followed after —

No. Get it together, Jang Si-Yu! He can’t loose to this love potion.

Determinedly, he jerks his head away. It doesn’t move. Slowly, with force, he mechanically turns it inch by inch to the front of his car and drives away. It only takes over ten minutes.

The heartache doesn’t go away but throbs insistently while he knows Lee Hong-Jo is completely fine and mooning after that guy. She must be so happy, when he’s like this.

[nxathyx]

Bsd boys with a sassy reader

Chuuya Nakahara x gn!reader, Dazai Osamu x Gn!Reader, Nikolai Gogol x Gn!reader, Fyodor Dostoyevski x Gn!reader, Sigma x Gn!reader, Akutagawa Ryuunoske x gn!reader

More so with a reader who is good at insulting, back talking ect.

Trigger warnings: insults, cursing, a guy trying to hit on/harras reader but they pop and lock (girlboss besties), mentions of su!cide (on Dazais part, jealousy, mentions of alcohol and clubs/bars, slander, ooc, Let Me know if I missed anything

Chuuya Nakahara

°HE FUCKING ADORES HOW SASSY YOU ARE!!

°he wouldn't admit it but finds it so attractive and straight up admires you when you put someone in their place and or stand up for yourself

°would definitely praise you for it

°if he wasn't as prideful as he is mf would straight up be on his knees worshiping you and your words of degrading

°if y'all ever argued it'd just be you being your sassy ass self and him being like 🤨🙄😃😧😰 (progressively regretting his decisions)

Let's set the scene first shall we? You and Chuuya were currently in a club/bar. You were just engaging in a casual conversation with your boyfriend sipping on your alcoholic beverage of choice (or literally anything if you don't drink). You were having a swell time just enjoying that Chuuya finally had some free time from work, that is until this man came up to you, he wasn't necessarily bad looking, but he was very average and basic to say the least. Chuuya glanced at the male but not speaking anything of it.

"hey, cutie~ how about I show you a fun time, just you, and me alone in bed~

You didn't even spare him a glance, replying bluntly and shortly

"fuck off, im not interested"

The man looked at you with a smirk, totally ignoring Chuuyas presence. Nakahara felt disappointed, disgusted even by the mere nerve that guy had, but sighed and continued to sip on his wine

"a little bit of attitude I see, that's such a turn on baby.."

It was quite clear the individual was intoxicated, you finally glanced at him with a sigh

"shame your such a turn off, with that cheap ass target shirt" (I love target don't come for me😭😭

The male got rather angered by how you spoke to him and were barely even batting an eye at him. Chuuya was grinning just watching the interaction watching you insult this lowlife with no mercy

"aw, come on.. Don't be like that, let me give you a fun experience and a night to remember"

"a night to remember is when you'll fuck yourself on a chainsaw you pathetic lowlife, get your horny ass together, get a proper job, focus on yourself and be respectful that way you might actually get some bitches in your life"

To say the least, the man wasn't too happy, his hand snaking around your waist, your natural instinct of self defence kicking in as you kick him in the shin

"what was that for you bitch?!"

He asked, seeming pissed of at you, at this point Chuuya has had enough and stood up, standing between you and the guy

"can you piss off? They're not interested nor available, jackass"

The fucker simply ignored Chuuya and tried again

At that point Chuuya got fed up with him, slapping him and leaving the place. As soon as you two got home he was by your side making sure you're alright <3

Dazai Osamu

°he lives for your sassiness

°imagine if you both work at the detective agency and Kunikida is scolding him and then you just back talk, not even bothering to look at them

°motherfucker Was like awooga awooga let me rearrange your insides babygirl😻😻

°definetly finds that really fucking attractive

°will proudly stand right beside you like "yes. That's my s/o. Yes, they're a bitch, and I love them"

You and Osamu were currently in the agency office, you were filling in some papers, whilst Dazai was getting scolded by Kunikida like most days. You weren't paying much attention to why he was getting told off, but you assumed it was because of one of his daily shenanigans, like jumping into a river mid mission, or giving Kunikida fake facts and or advice causing pages from Kunikidas notebook being ripped or scratched out by the ink. After a few more scolding words from Kunikida, you're boyfriend went behind you, hiding behind your office chair, you hummed a little "Hm?" as Dazai proceeded to explain that Kunikidas scolding is pointless cause he hasn't done anything wrong, however most of it was muffled due to Kunikidas continued scolding over the desk, it was insufferable to hear as you turned to Kunikida

"can you respectfully shut up?"

Kunikida just looked at you completely surprised, Dazai on the other hand had a grin, falling on his knees in an almost comedic manner before you asking when it's his time to hear such degrading words from you

Nikolai Gogol

°does his silly goofy little grins

°pulls pranks on Decay members and uses you to do all the "explaining"

°annoys you as much as possible using his ability just to see you get all sassy

You were currently laying on the couch, in the living room, it was pretty early in the morning and you haven't ate breakfast yet. You were home alone, your partner doing god knows what, and you preferred to not know. You stood up from the couch to go make yourself some breakfast, you were in the mood for something sweet, so you decided on pancakes, grabbing butter to melt on the pan later, milk, flour, sugar, and.. You just looked at the content of the fridge, confused why it lacked the eggs, you could've sworn there was at least half a carton left yesterday, you sighed realising you either have to go to the store or just make something else, you sighed softly once more looking into the fridge, grabbing some jam, putting the flour and sugar back, before sliding a bit on your socks to put the milk and butter back in the fridge, just looking even more confused due to the eggs suddenly appearing, realising it was probably the jester playing tricks on you, grabbing the eggs quite quickly so they don't dissappear once more. You placed all the ingredients on the counter once more, beginning to make the batter, you were about to pour the batter on the pan, before noticing a small yellow portal, taking the pan in with a red gloved hand, sighing once more you said a little.

"I'll chop your dick off and dismember your head with that pan if you don't give it back"

Nikolai poked his head out a bit with a smug grin, holding the pan up, by the center but instead of the handle, causing him to burn his hand and getting a bit of the melted butter on his palm, dropping the pan onto the floor with a loud sound of metal hitting something. Although the sound wasn't pleasant at all you got to laugh at your boyfriend for being a little stupid fucking idiot

Fyodor Dostoyevski

°THIS FUCKER IS SO SMUG ABOUT IT

°if you ever Insult Dazai he'll give you like 5 countries

°if he truly loves you that is

°if not he'll Stil probably find it amusing, you might even get a little giggle out of him

°would definetly be sassy towards you as well

Fyodor was currently in his office (discord mod cave) , eyeing like 5 fucking monitors at the same time.

"Fedya, come out of your rat infested room already"

You said a bit irritated by the fact he's been there for like a week, not even bothering to come out for basic necessities, at this point you were even wondering where the hell he pisses— not important. It seems he has ignored you calling out for him. You opened the door, you wanted to ruffle his hair but just looked at that and almost gagged

"you look like an oiled up pan.. You better fucking wash that, I doubt even lice would want to be there"

And after saying that you left the room, leaving a confused Fyodor, who just sat there processing what the fuck you just said

Sigma

°okay Mr 3-4x bullcut would be nervous asf

°like he's scared you'll end up in a fight from the way you talk with others

°finds it humouring if you insult Gogol though

°would love hearing you insult everyone, in private

You were standing next to a machine in the casino, leaning your side against it until a fairly attractive female came up to you

"are you going to keep standing here and hogging the machine so no one can use it? Or will you move your damn self some where else?"

You were a bit stunned by the sudden hostility but slightly impressed and even amused

"i know damn Well your not talking to me with that 3$ wig your wearing right now, and don't even get me started on those earrings and necklace your wearing, like girl, did you grab those of a Christmas tree?"

The girl turned around on her heel, a few minutes later the number you had got called into the managers office. You walk in to notice Sigma trying to look stoic and not at all nervous, making you snicker a bit. Sigma turned to the woman and told her she's free to leave and he'll take it from here, the girl gave you a smirk as she left as if she just won millions, making you almost choke trying not to laugh

"dear.. Please stop being rude to my clients—"

"well your clients are bitches"

The discussion continued for a bit ending in you nuzzling your head against Sigmas neck as he continued to do his paperwork.

Akutagawa Ryuunoske

°this man is as sassy as you like oml

°don't say anything about Dazai, Gin or Chuuya though, or just people he generally respects

°feel free to talk as much shit as you want about Atsushi though

°if you ever tell Higuchi off he'll find it very amusing

°y'all definetly try to out sass each other

You and Aku were currently laying in bed, you were talking about someone at your work place that has been annoying you lately. You were insulting them freely, not bothered by the fact Akutagawa was trying to fall asleep, not until he told you to shut up, which ended in endless sassy comments going back and forth between the two of you as well as you a bit curled over in laughter and Akutagawa trying to hold back a snicker

I nnot proud of this but spent too much fucking time writing this and didn't even finish 💀💀

[lindszeppelin]

Hi Linds!

I’m stopping by for a little ramble about one of the details that has emerged in the TIFF sitch: that Kaia and Corey call each other soulmates.

I have some thoughts.

I can genuinely think of no scenario where saying that seriously while hanging on each other is okay if you are in a happy, committed relationship. The only way it might possibly be kosher is if there was a little joking “Sorry Austin! I’m just kidding!” from one or both of them as if they knew they were just making a huge fun deal of their fabulous friendship.

Like if Will Ferrell was on a red carpet with Kristin Wiig and said that… everyone would know they were playing up and joking as part of their schtick. No one would even wonder if they were, in fact, more than friends. Or if they were in a serious interview and said something like that, they might say they were “comedy soulmates” to indicate how much they click professionally. And it would be harmless and everyone would know what they meant and that no one was a threat to anyone’s partner.

But let’s pretend for a sec that Austin and K are still a couple (🤣🤣🤣 I can barely even consider it but let’s give it a shot for the sake od conversation). While Austin would not be threatened by such a display, he seems like the kind of man who would want to make it very clear publicly that he fully supported his partner in her big movie premiere.

He would have been quite visible, I believe, in cheering her on in the run up to TIFF, including those miserable forced pap walks we got all through NYC last month. He would have taken that opportunity to make it obvious he’s her guy with smiles and hugs and easy interaction between them. Instead we got endless photos of him scrolling on his phone, hiding under trucker hats, seething with annoyance at the paps, and generally demonstrating complete disinterest and at times even contempt for her. And let’s not even talk about the birthdays! 🙄

If he were involved and participating (willingly) in her life AT ALL, then there would have been a totally different catalog of photos from that time, along with be mentions of him during her SNL press and possibly even comments from him on social media — even while filming — or at least indicators that he is checked into her “big” Hollywood moment.

But ain’t none of that happening!

Because he does not give a flying fuck about her. I think he’s off living his best creative life (with personal happiness on the horizon) and her toxic bullshit in the rear view and getting smaller by the minute.

I can understand why average folks who don’t follow this stuff might not see any red flags here or even notice it. But if you have paid attention to Austin ever, it’s so glaringly obvious that they are no longer together because even she — stage five clinger/leech that she is — is going to lengths to distance herself from the situationship.

I can’t wait to officially celebrate what I believe to already be true: that Austin is racing 180 degrees in the opposite direction from this unpleasant chapter.

Until then, I’m gonna alternate between enjoying the unfolding developments and completely ignoring them. Lol

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

Love, MJ

PS. I feel compelled to say that I hope (but do not expect) this girl will get thousands of hours of therapy to get her shit together, because she is extremely unwell on several levels. I do not feel any glee over her vivid decline. But I also don’t feel sorry for her. Nothing but good would come from her seeking qualified professional help, but I doubt that’s the route she’ll take.

Hi again my friend!

There truly is no scenario in which calling another man your soulmate is appropriate when you're with a guy. Of course, this is a PRship we're talking about and Kaia never loved Austin or had genuine care for him in the first place. So long as Austin was the thing that made her in the headlines and gave her good press that was all fine with her. Her disregard for his feelings and him as a person is obvious. And same from him to her. I think he cared for her in the beginning, he's not someone devoid of care like she is. But he soon realized how despicable of a person she is. Which is why he clearly doesn't give a shit if she makes out with her friends of if she calls Corey her soulmate, because he has no regard for her or her feelings either.

Just goes to show that Kaia is distancing herself from Austin, and he from her in return. Calling another man her soulmate, the love of her life, touching him on the carpet, flirting with him, pressing her entire front into his body without a care, and saying "your parents" to ham fuel the people talking about them online...all point to one thing. The end lol

[alyjojo]

Love Reading 🎇 - April 2024 - Cancer

Singles:

Who is Coming In: Queen of Swords & 2 Swords

Regarding: Temperance

Long-Term Potential: 10 Pentacles

An ex. Maybe just a Libra. Or both. There’s been a separation between you for whatever reason, I don’t see a lot of angst or pain here, maybe this person was away for work for awhile. They “had business” somewhere, that’s how it’s coming off, could be school, training, military even, there’s a logical and practical reason why this person has had to be away. They’re obsessed with you though, entranced would mean when you walk into a room, this person doesn’t see anyone else, they’re very genuine in their feelings - even if they come across as kinda detached, could have air in their chart, it’s a protective thing. They feel all of the right things. You could be mad at them or upset with them, however this ended, it’s not saying. It only says that they’ve taken their time coming back around because they’re afraid of what you’ll say or do. This person has changed a lot since whenever you two interacted, Phoenix shows a whole new perspective & life change, they’re not the same, but they kinda fear you’re going to see them however you saw/knew them. Very strong character and also hesitant, indecisive, they know what *they* want but can’t control other people’s decisions, obviously. They do intend to be fair to you, part of this time passed may have been them waiting on you to do something, you didn’t, so they are.

Long term shows 10 Pentacles, The Hierophant on the bottom, they intend to fully commit to you, this is a whole marriage being shown. Is forever good? That’s the plan. There could also be a new job opportunity in one of your careers where the other person might get on too, working together in tandem somehow. Like a bakery you both run, a sales team with a married couple, somehow work and love intermingle for you both, this has major power couple potential ❤️

Messages:

- Best of Intentions

- I am ENTRANCED by you 😵‍💫

PHOENIX 🔥

- New Phase & Rekindle

- Renew & Growth

- Changed Mind

- Rise From Ashes

Signs you may be dealing with:

Libra, Virgo, Gemini & Taurus

Couples:

In the preshuffle there was a note that you’re jumping into something new to avoid a problem later, prevention, and I saw skin cream, possibly Botox. May apply somewhere.

Them: 6 Pentacles, Page of Cups, 2 Swords & 7 Wands

Regarding: Ace of Pentacles

Difficult energy to read, both of you, because the situations are different. For you I’m sensing a major lack in confidence and pressure on yourself to meet some standard - you don’t speak about - and your person has no flippin’ clue what’s even going on. You’re defensive with them, or generally, and they have no idea why. Or they act that way. They feel they’re very generous towards you, they give you money (an Ace of Pentacles) and romance (a Page), and why is that not good enough? This is a person who probably plays dumb with underlying motives/intentions, or they see you that way. One of you feels like they’re can see right through the other person and all of the avoidant/sneaky bs that comes with them, Ace of Swords would probably be calling that out. Like I see you, you’re not fooling anyone. What I see with them, is they’re giving bare minimum effort and expecting everything to be peaches 🍑 , while you’re over here with 10 Wands. If you address it or act a way, they could feel like you’ve “abandoned happiness”, like you’d rather stand around with an attitude than just being happy with the crumbs they lay for you, jeez Cancer how dare you 🙄 They could do more of something in your world & you know it. They pretend not to. Or they’re calling you on the same thing, direct communication, honesty, being open about intentions & actions and boundaries are what’s necessary with this 7 Swords behavior. They may have enabled it in you, or you have with them. They do love you and see you as the one.

Messages:

- Meant to Be

- You Belong With Me

GIRL WITH A SNAKE 🐍

- Charmed or Used

- Enable

- Boundaries

Be aware that sorrow can shape your soul like fire forges a sword.

You: 9 Swords rev, The Fool, 10 Wands

Regarding: Queen of Wands

There seems to be outside people, 3 Queens besides this person and yourself, who is at the bottom. Someone could’ve left someone else for you, or this person left you someone else and now wants to come home. Queen of Wands can show a pretty women period, maybe one at work or one online, doesn’t have to be a full 3rd party and it doesn’t really feel like it is. They’re obsessed with a particular celebrity or a pornstar idk, it’s made you feel some kind of way. Botox could play out with this Queen too, your looks, and how you feel about them. 9 Swords is rev so what once was very difficult and mentally taxing has eased up and started healing. You could be putting more effort into things like going to the gym or caring about how you look, but why? This person? They have no clue what you’re on about or why. You’re putting a lot of unnecessary pressure on yourself and it’s like it’s in order to “keep up” with someone else, or keep your person? They’re not going anywhere. If they have at some point, then this anxiety has been the result. You’re not being vulnerable about your feelings with them. For some this is a person in your life that could be really pretty, they make you feel like you’re not, even though that’s not true at all 💯 Your person doesn’t think so. While you’re feeling these things, simultaneously you’re trying to keep calm and be loving, sweet, “perfect” and aren’t showing your imperfections which…are part of who you are. All of the messy stuff, to some of us, that’s the actual cute part ijs.

Messages:

- I won’t go backwards, only forwards.

- I don’t know how to communicate!

PARADISE 🏝️

- Happiness & Joy

- Playfulness

- Enjoying Each Other

- Honeymoon Phase

Quit obsessing about whether you’re a good enough mother, father, or any other family member. If your motive is pure, God knows your heart.

Mutual: Queen of Pentacles, The Magician, 9 Wands

Regarding: 8 Pentacles

Someone in particular, could be family, coworker, friend, your person’s coworker/family/friend - makes you feel like less. This is your problem, not theirs, not your person’s, not even yours really. Just, why? Why does it bother you, what do they have that you don’t, what are they doing that you’re not, and why is that a standard for “better” in your eyes. Realistically. Your person may have sent a flirty message with this Page of Cups, that could be the thing. Or flirted with someone period, a colleague? You found out and flipped out, now you’re questioning everything. That would explain their oracle, you’re fine you’re just dealing with the aftermath of hurt. Lack of trust, insecurity, wondering about intentions and feelings, etc., all that is fine and kinda expected. But if you’re not speaking then you’re just confusing your person - or that’s how they act anyway. Boundaries need to be drawn, clearly, by you. You would appreciate this and won’t tolerate that. Everyone is different and if they want *you* then this is how to keep or lose you 🤷🏻‍♀️ Nothing wrong with speaking up. Both of you are aware of the effort that needs to be put in and both of you are aware of the competitive vibe now on the field because someone’s feelings got hurt. Probably yours. I don’t see an ending, just a difficult time. Queen of Wands in your area could be calling you beautiful and you need to let this person know what’s what, because you could easily find anyone. Stand up for yourself, you’re doing fine ❤️

Same goes if you’re doing literally everything in the relationship and your person gives you bare minimum and acts like they have *no idea* what the problem is. Let them know 💯 and hold their feet to the fire, it’s bs and you know it.

LOVE CALL 📞

- Expressing Love

- Messages of Love

- Thinking of You

- Informing You

Plant silver columns of light around everyone who is negative. You will see the world get brighter.

Signs you may be dealing with:

Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Cancer, Leo & Virgo

[angelhummel]

Some unpopular opinions…please don’t block me.

- Sam was a terrible boyfriend to Mercedes, especially in S5B. They had chemistry but I wish he learned to treat her right and it stuck.

- Sam is praised for the bare minimum which puts me off him.

- Finn, Quinn, and Brittany have nice voices.

- I like Tartie more than Tike since we saw more of them and got to know their characters better. They’re one of my favourite endgame couples.

- S1 Finn was the best Finn. S4 Finn called a child a slur and beat up Brody, which soured him for me there. S1 Finn was horrible for calling Kurt a slur but I genuinely think he wanted to make amends and educate himself (until the next Slur Sunday comes around… 🙄)

- Carole deserves as much praise as Burt.

- Previously Unaired Christmas is the best episode in the entire show.

omg i started typing a response to this and i thought i saved it as a draft but i deleted it 💀 rip to me

+ Agree. Honestly I blame most of that on Sam's character assassination. Likeee he was chill and well meaning at first and then they kept bouncing him between Finn 2.0 and a total bonehead (so Finn 2.0) and it was upsetting. It is hard for me to get into Samcedes fr in canon bc of how weird their relationship canonically is

+ Agree. But then again the bare minimum is more than half the guys on the show did lol sooo... Take what we can get ig. Also see the above point

+ Agree. They simply wouldn't be on the show if they didn't sound nice lol

+ Hmmm idk. I do kind of hold that opinion and I just think Kenna has great chemistry together. Plus we got to see fuck all of Mike and Tina. But idk both boys rub me the wrong way more often than not and Tina deserved better than both of them. I was thinking before like at least Artina had more of a friendship?? But also Artie's whole "actually Tina you're McKinley's biggest bitch" hoo boy it pissed me off. But also Mike pulled that whole "Rachel is one of a kind" like bro defend your girlfriend what the fuuuu

+ First of all "the next slur sunday" had me fucking screeching laksjflksjfldksfjlskdafsad. I have to say s1 Finn is the best bc there is still a hope that he will actually get better. But then he just like. Doesn't. So that's fun

+ Actually I think Carole deserves more praise than Burt bc she had to raise Finn so she started out at a disadvantage. But fr tho I wish we saw SO much more of her getting to interact with Kurt. Even as much as Burt interacting with Finn

+ Well bestie I certainly can't agree w it being the best of the whole show but it was lots of fun. When I did my ranking it was 67 so kind of lower middle but still higher than a ton of shit bc at least it was fun. Plus elf costumes <3 Plus Pezberry obvi

whew okay i got through them all! thankfully none of these were a blockable offense. you survive to see another day on this blog uwu

[yellowcabdriver]

bradley ‘rooster’ bradshaw NSFW headcanons

pairing: bradley ‘rooster’ bradshaw x f!reader

wordcount: 2.9k

warnings: 18+ (minors, don’t interact!), oral (m and f receiving), explicit and implied sexual situations

a/n: guess who watched top gun maverick and also is kind of getting rid of writer’s block? 🥴 nsfw alphabet template courtesy of @fairy-tail-babes 🫶🏻

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Bradley is very affectionate and a little lazy after sex (actually, he can fall asleep without even taking his dick out😭). When he doesn’t fall asleep though, he tells you how amazing you were and seals it all with some sweet kisses. He usually is able to gather some residue strength to get you two to shower and wash up (sometimes there’s another round in the shower if you’re into it). When you come back to bed, he is in a full-on cuddle mode and there is nothing you can do to stop him. Cuddles should be naked (he loves skin-to-skin contact) and with you being a big spoon most of the time. In exchange though, he gently strokes your skin with his knuckles, hums a little tune, something from the 1980s, and kisses you constantly. So you don’t mind.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

In himself, Bradley loves his hands. That’s his tool, after all. But he also loves them because he can pleasure you oh so well. He can—and very proud of that—make you cum with his fingers alone, calls himself “miracle hands” which kills the mood a little but you let it slide because, well, you are laying down fucked out from fingering alone. He will then lick his fingers and tell you that “you taste so good, sweetheart” (ugh, he’s annoyingly good).

On women, Bradley loves boobs. He is a simple man with simple wants and needs. He likes big boobs (typical 🙄) but doesn’t actually care for the size with the women he’s dating, just loves boobs in general and that’s it. If you occasionally let him slide his hands under your shirt to fondle your tits, he’d be very grateful.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Bradley cums a moderate amount and prefers to do it inside if you are doing it without a condom (he watched too much porn, I s2g). He also likes to cum on your stomach or tits (another porn classic).

So you… Bradley loves to see you cum. You can laugh, but he finds your orgasms so hot he might cum himself just from seeing you all spasming and moaning. If he makes you cum on his fingers—licks them clean. If he makes you cum with his mouth—takes it all, then gets up with his moustache glistening from your juices and proceeds to give you the most charming, almost boyish smile.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Bradley wants to try fucking your tits. He often shamelessly imagines covering your tits in oil or lube and sliding his cock between them as you squeeze them together. And just like in a good ole porno movie he used to watch as teen on VHS tapes, he will cum on your face (if you let him, of course). If you have big enough tits, he will attempt to ask you to try it. If not, he will settle for sucking on them, no problem. Another dirty lil secret is that he has a naked polaroid picture of you in his wallet hidden between his gym membership card and some old coupon he can’t find himself to throw out. It’s nothing too out there, he has taken a quick picture of you in his bed lying in an aftersex bliss barely covered by a sheet. Just loves to know that it’s there, next to him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Bradley has definitely had his share of women so he knows what he’s doing in general. But he never refuses a learning moment when he’s with you because he wants to know what you like and what you enjoy. He is no longer a twenty something youngster who wants to release the tension in his pants, he is a grown man who wants to make sex enjoyable for both parties.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

First and foremost, Bradley loves a good ole missionary. It’s a classic and he loves a classic. Facing you and looking at your face while he stubbornly thrusts in you balls deep, whispering sweet nothings into your mouth, kissing up you neck and behind your ears, having your nails digging into his shoulders—he doesn't mind it, he’s even okay if you bite him in a heat of the moment (which already happened before).

Second position is having your legs on his shoulders and a pillow under your lower back—comfortable for you and his cock goes deeper, hitting the right spot again and again until you’re shattering in an orgasm.

The last position is you on top, a classic cowgirl. Bradley loves to have you ride him, fast or slow (and low-key loves to see your boobs bounce). Actually, he never misses a chance to play with your tits when you’re on top.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

More playful, meaningless lighthearted teasing than anything else. He makes jokes in bed occasionally but most of the time he takes intimacy pretty seriously (especially when it comes to you). If you’re the one to make an awkward joke or two, he will always play along. But when he’s in the process of pleasuring you, usually nothing can steer him away, I mean my man is FOCUSED focused.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His hair got lighter due to constant exposure to the sun, so the carpet kind of matches the drapes—his hair down there is a little darker. He trims it up, keeps it tidy. Tried shaving it all off completely once but suffered from ungodly itch when it started to grow back and decided not to do that again.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Physical touch and quality time are his primary love languages so that pretty much manifests in bed, too. Bradley is the type to be fully engaged during sex, all instincts are alert and working. He covers you in kisses while slowly, plunging his cock in you with unwavering determination. And his hands are ALWAYS on you, one most likely cradling your face and the other sneaked between your bodies and teasing your clit. Bradley puts your pleasure as his priority, he gives it all to you, babygirl. Speaking of babygirl, we gotta talk about nicknames because this man has plenty for you. Honey, sweetheart, doll, love, sugar, he even calls you his “little lady”. During sex, however, he sometimes calls you by your name and that’s how you know it’s serious, especially when he wants your full attention on him—and when he wants it he will get it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Masturbation is a regular thing for Bradley. He watches porn to jack off but sometimes when you’re not there (and a little before you two started dating) he jerks off thinking of you. Gets out that little polaroid picture to help him out, when his imagination fails him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bradley loves it when you call him Lieutenant in bed, I’m serious. It’s almost embarrassing how hard he gets when you call him by his rank. An easy switch—from soft dom to soft sub. As a dom, he establishes control naturally, almost effortlessly—he doesn’t need to be harsh or particularly forceful to make sure you know who’s in charge tonight. When Bradley’s in control, he fucks like he flies—he takes his time, he is determined and he always gets work done to perfection. As a sub, he likes it when you tie him up and is kinda into body harnesses (you bought one together, a very cool black one, it leaves striped marks on his broad chest but he doesn’t mind at all). If anything, he enjoys getting on his knees and eating you out standing up while your hands are clutching on the harness leash.

Praise kink. Do I have to elaborate? Lieutenant thing made it pretty obvious already. He never thought words can affect him this much but hearing you say how much you want him, how much you enjoy fucking him, how his cock is stretching you, how you want him to fuck you harder and deeper—he gets all lightheaded and woozy securing his grip on your hips to thrust into your pussy with more eagerness because if you love it so much he will give you all that you desire.

Humping—when you’re sliding your wet leaking pussy on his shaft without penetration letting your clit brush over his tip a little… If someone told young Rooster you can have a mindshattering orgasm without penetration, he would’ve laughed in their faces but here we are.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Surprisingly, his favourite place to have sex has nothing to do with planes, as you initially assumed (I mean, who didn’t). Bradley actually likes the comfort of your shared house. After spending so much time away from home, he prefers domestic sex. That doesn’t mean he would say no to sex in other places, though. You two have definitely fucked in public bathrooms, his garage, even next to his plane (and almost got busted).

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

TOUCHING HIM. I am telling you this man is all about physical contact. He gets so embarrassingly turned on when you glide your hands over his tan shoulders, trace his scars, slide your hand into his hair and massage his scalp—oof. He likes to be your protector, someone who you can depend on (this man has daddy issues, we been knew). It doesn’t necessarily make him hard but he for sure gets in the mood when you ask him to help you or when he explains you stuff.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Nothing that could put you in risk, nothing that could seriously hurt you. Other than that he is a pretty open-minded guy with certain boundaries you two discover along the way.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Bradley Bradshaw is a gentleman and loves to eat you out. But let me tell you this, his mouth ain’t treating that pussy of yours quite gentlemanly. He is a nasty pussyeater, dives in, stupid moustache and all, tongue is all up in you, sucks on your clit so deliciously good, doesn’t shy away from gently biting your pussy lips and your sweet soft inner thighs. And the sounds he’s making in the process—shamelessly loud and so, so good! I mean slurping, sucking, lapping, smacking, moaning, and don’t forget the occasional “your pussy tastes so good, the sweetest thing, babygirl” while his strong arms are manhandling you into staying in place because how can you not wiggle and move around? His mouth abuses your pussy to no end and he’s not even using his fingers (when he does, he makes you cum in like minutes).

You return the favour, though. Bradley is not an idiot, he loves getting a good head. He likes it slow and he likes it messy, saliva and everything. Kissing around his tip, slowly moving your tongue around, tracing his veins while holding onto his thighs—and then taking him in, slowly, inch by inch, moaning and sending vibrations straight into his soul. Tries his best not to come from oral but sometimes just can’t help it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Honestly, depends on the mood. Mostly, he prefers deep, committed, rather slow thrusts. When he gets too eager, though, his movements get harsher and faster, more hectic and abrupt. He also likes it slow and sensual when you are in control, so take your time with this man, he would never mind.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Bradley Bradshaw will never say no to a quickie, no sir. You can’t catch this man lacking like this. He is actually the one who usually initiates them when he just can’t wait. He spends quite a lot of time away and misses you like crazy so when he’s back expect being fucked anywhere (especially in like bar bathrooms? gross but you two make it work).

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Bradley is fairly open to experiments in bed and is prepared to take risks, but calculated ones. He is more for slowly pushing boundaries, trying something new and learning.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has pretty good stamina, mostly due to extensive physical training. He can go for two or three rounds a night and very intensive ones. He tries not to cum too soon but when he does (it’s not his fault your pussy is so good😔), always makes it up to you.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Despite his open mind, Bradley didn’t really own any toys himself. But now that he’s with you, you two buy stuff together. Besides a harness, you have a shared custody of quite an expensive dildo and a very nice pink bullet vibrator (yk, the one with remote control). You put these to good use ;)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Usually, Bradley is not one for teasing in bed, he literally doesn’t have patience himself. However, there are certain times when he’s in the mood for teasing, and boy, get ready because Bradley is the type of guy to fuck you tantalisingly slowly on purpose and go “Tell me what you want, sweetheart”, “Oh, that’s how you like that, huh?”, “Ask me nicely, babygirl, and I’ll give it to you”, “Look, your little pussy is so eager to take my cock”. Or just plain edging you because why not? He has you spread out right under him, playing with your pussy, fingering you, putting the tip of his cock and taking it out, licking and sucking your clit but not too much, kissing your hips and thighs, leaving hickeys all over, so you would turn into a whimpering, weeping mess. But he’s not very good at that, to be honest, because he’s ready to burst when he hears you breathing heavily, blubbering “please, let me cum”. He loves you, babygirl, whatever you want he’ll get you, fuck the teasing.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Bradley is not super loud but he is very vocal. He mostly grunts, moans and even whimpers during sex, especially when he is about to cum. Funnily enough, the first time you two had sex, he was all macho, manly grunts and stuff (let’s not blame him, he was trying to impress you 😌). But the more often you had sex, the more he started to open up and stopped shying away from being vulnerable in bed. He’s not a big talker during sex but praises you constantly with some classic “you’re doing so good, sweetheart”, “you have no idea how beautiful you look”, “you can cum again, babygirl, I know it”.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

A few things:

A feverish kisser! Every time Bradley kisses you is like the last time, honestly. Even random casual little kisses are full of passion that empties your lungs. You often joke that he kisses like a horny teenager (but muuuuch better ;))

He loooves to kiss and loves receiving kisses, too. He is surprisingly affectionate inside and outside of the bedroom. During sex when he has your legs resting on his shoulders while he is fucking your good, he will cover your ankles and calves in tender kisses. If you’re on top, riding the shit out of him, kiss this man all over his face and stupid moustache—trust me, he is yours forever.

Not good at sexting BUT absolute god of sending you nudes and thirst traps. Idk, this man must have taken courses or something because he is GOOD. Angles, lighting, poses—he got all of that covered. Your favourite picture is a mirror selfie where he is sitting on the bed almost naked except for a tiny towel around his hips. And if you look a little closer you can sneak a peak of his dick. He sends these quite often so you had to get a whole password protected folder on your phone.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

About 19 cm, on a thicker side, uncut, veiny. Has a very delicious looking tip. Definitely knows how to use his dick, too ;)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not too modest to admit that he can go for 2-3 rounds a night and most importantly can and will make love with you for hours. Will take breaks, if you need them, of course, but can go uninterrupted for a few hours straight (cough horny teenager cough).

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Bradley usually falls asleep right after you two had sex and sleeps like a log all through the night. He prefers to sleep naked to feel you against his heated skin. He swears he sleeps better with you next to him—you laugh it off and don’t take it too seriously but it is true. Something secures him, grounds him into safety when he is next to you and he is beyond thankful for your presence in his life.

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Prince and Consort Dad/Family Headcanons Pt 2

okay! this edition is for the non-valet characters- i've got one written up specifically for the valets (excluding violet because not a dad and jay because no) that i'll probably post sometime tomorrow. i will note that for this one i left out zev simply because i do not know anything about him, or at least not enough to write a headcanon about him.

this post includes dia, lance (i know those two are princes as well but i didn't want to include them with the previous post), aquia, the headmaster, and hawke. also if i've left anyone obvious out of these posts please let me know! i can always write up some more.

dia 

hahaha

okay so i have so many ideas about this

honestly i can’t pinpoint if he’s the type of have one kid, or like, several 

either way, i can imagine the first one as a complete and total mistake and entirely unplanned

dia had literally never thought of himself as a father, like it kind of hadn’t occurred to him that he could actually do that lmao. like yes he imagined himself marrying the mc but beyond that?? 

he wasn’t raised as a prince so the expectations that yeah, you’re going to have kids weren’t really there 

i mean he was raised basically as a girl so i feel like he may have missed out on certain conversations and expectations. like yes he knows the biology of it all but that wasn’t necessarily a knowledge that had, like, sunk in 

i also sorta feel like this pregnancy happens, like, while they’re still on the isle of colde so it’s just not great timing 

so for the first while there he’s in kind of a daze and it takes him awhile to wrap his head around it 

at first i can see him sort of panicking and avoiding the mc, then coming to his senses and apologizing and then being very clingy the rest of the pregnancy 

he just moves her into his room from then on 

dia just clearing mushrooms out of spare drawers for her things lmao 

like we already knew he was protective and clingy but her being pregnant just multiples this by a million 

this is mostly because he’s concerned for her well-being, not so much because of the baby, which is still kind of a foggy concept in his head. when was the last time he’d even *seen* a baby, let alone interacted with one? probably not since he was child 

he feels guilty about it all 

he’s always been a little snippy and sassy with people but this also gets multiplied by a million during this time

literally getting in between the mc and other people like a physical shield 

👿 don’t talk to my betrothed 👿

he’s the most reactive this way around the headmaster and the S ranks (but mostly fenn and guy). he has sort of a tacit trust of toa 

toa gives the mc herbal teas and tinctures and whatnot so toa is okay 🙄

as she starts to actually have a bump i think he spends a lot of time touching it 

he’s a touchy person with her as is but he just idly has his hand there all the time

he’ll just lie in bed and look at the bump like “baby. a baby. that’s a baby. my baby.” trying to wrap his head around it 

he thinks it’s quite cute actually. he likes it a lot. 

as she gets further along he teases her for waddling around, to which she retorts “well whose fault is that??” and he’s like “😔”

dia doesn’t know anything about birth

like he gets the general idea but barely

has to have the mc explain it and he’s HORRIFIED

promises to never get her pregnant again (maybe)

still feels guilty about it all, like his whole thing was trying to protect her and keep her safe and now look what he’s done 

there is reason for concern about the mc’s powers and giving birth (i imagine this would be the case no matter who she’s having a baby with tbh). like in the history of saligia someone with ancient magic has never given birth, let alone on the isle of colde. so unfortunately the headmaster is much more involved than dia wants him to be 

mc goes into labor and dia freaks the fuck out, jay has to go get help 

she gives birth in their room in dorm nivalis, and also the headmaster is there with a few of the S ranks 

dia makes them stay outside, except for toa who knows about medical shit and can work with the midwives 

dia almost faints and throws up but doesn’t 👊🏻 but he stays up by the mc’s head instead of looking down 

baby is a girl 

no weird magic shit happens much to everyone’s relief 

dia feels like he’s having an out of body experience 

looks down at the baby in mc’s arms and just kinda blinks at her and reaches out to touch her

she does that baby thing where they grip your finger really tight and dia just sort of melts.

from there dia is just like. infatuated with his daughter 

i feel like dia would babywear hahaha

got his kid strapped to him while walking around looking for mushrooms 🍄 

she also really looks a lot like dia so he’s carting around a little mini-me wherever he goes

dia and the mc resume classes and dia tries to convince the headmaster to let them bring her with them to class 

he says no 

jay watches her 

also it goes without saying but he sings lullabies to her OBVIOUSLY

mc has to get after him to stop magicking her to sleep though since he keeps using magical-ass lullabies 

“she’s not going to know how to sleep on her own 😒 you’re gonna make her an insomniac whenever you’re not around”

“well i’ll always be around 😤”

anyways 

if they have more kids it’s a good couple years before their daughter has siblings but i can see them mostly having girls if so

like they don’t have any more until they’re in akedia and trying to rebuild tristitas and whatnot 

baby girl is a songbird obviously 

dia gives her nicknames based off of this, throughout her whole life 

my little lark, baby bird, etc

mc banned mushroom nicknames because they were weird sounding

dia has a perfect understanding of his kids baby language. just like total babbling that nobody can understand but dia is like “mmm, yes, good point”

i think dia is protective and a bit awkward as a dad, probably doesn’t adjust especially well to his kids getting older and more independent 

like what do you mean. that’s my baby. 

i think the possibility of his kids ever being used for their abilities is one of his main fears so he’s pretty nervous to let them sing in front of others but also doesn’t want to restrict that part of them 

anyway dia is a cute dad

lance 

yeah lance puts this off as long as he can 

i think he manages to win the award of “prince with the actual worst father ever” so you can imagine that he’s not necessarily super keen on having kids 

he’s fantastic with them, like he is with animals, but isn’t like… sure about himself as a dad 

as long as his own dad is in charge of ira i think the idea that his kids could be utilized for magical weapons manufacturing scares the shit out of lance 

when they do have kids, they have three: a boy, a girl, and a boy. 

he’s very stiff at first 

like very caring and loving to the mc throughout that first pregnancy obviously but he’s uncomfortable around baby stuff

christoph is excited though and that sort of helps warm him up a bit 

hawke has no kids and isn’t super useful in this regard but he tries to encourage him too. 

lance stops smoking. he may not know much about kids and babies but at least he knows secondhand smoke is bad. 

lance is reads a lot of books about pregnancy, birth, babies, etc. like he may not feel prepared but he can at least try to get there, yknow? he tries to hide these reading habits from everyone but people know. 

he ends up being very helpful during labor because of this. 

midwife lance lol

him with his sleeves rolled up holding mc’s back up and encouraging her ☺️

once the baby is born and he’s able to see his kid, that switch kind of flips and like, lance is not a big crier, but he just holds his baby with tears in his eyes and just sort of blinks over at the mc with disbelief like “we did this??”

very hands on with the baby, anxious about hurting them at first and kind of unsure of himself but the things he feels like he has a good handle on, he will not allow anyone else to do

like if he feels like he’s good at like, bathing the baby? feeding them? yeah he’s doing that. that’s their time back off 😤

once they’re old enough he’s that dad that tosses his kids in the air and holds them upside down, shit that freaks out mc 

lance is a practical dad 

those kids know how to do a lot of shit- archery, swordsmanship, survival skills, first aid…

he’s anxious about teaching them magic but does eventually do that too 

he does not treat his daughter any differently from his sons, has the exact same expectations for all of his children- which is a purposeful choice because he does have a soft spot for his daughter much like lynt does

lance having to hold himself back from threatening anyone who breaks his daughter’s heart because she knows she doesn’t want him doing that nonsense but MAN he wants to beat the shit out of that kid i swear to god……

lance reads to his kids 

but he’s the type of dad to get to a part of a book and be like “…what? no. that’s stupid” and then make up something else even his kids are like “daaaaaddd noooo read the book normal 😫”

like roy, the family goes on camping trips and shit

going hiking as a fam and lance ends up carrying the little one on his shoulders half the time 

god i love every image i have in my head of lance as a dad truly 

so cute 🥲

aquia

i wish i knew more about him but

he’s a big sweetie pie in every route he appears in so i can’t imagine him being anything other than a kind caring sort of dad and partner

i think he’d be very nervous of somehow hurting the MC, would probably treat her like she’s made of glass while she’s pregnant

given that he’s essentially a “spare” and is also kinda bad at magic, i think this gives him more of an ability to lie low and stay out of the public eye, and to avoid a degree of scrutiny so they do have that advantage

mc’s magically abilities would be an issue, i think aquia would be highly anxious about guy telling roc about her. and additionally nervous about this baby being powerful and causing friction in his relationship with guy. i think they would perhaps work out some kind of agreement that the information is kept private in exchange for her loyalty or whatever. 

i do see their baby being a surprise of some sort, whether they’re married or not

like i said, he’d be a complete sweetheart- just anxious and desperate to do the right thing by her

remember too that both of his parents have sucked- his mother is awful and overbearing and roc is… roc. so i think he lacks an example of good parenting but despite this, has a natural knack for it due to his personality being kind and gentle 

my hunch is that avarian fathers are typically sexist and distant. aquia is not that. perhaps a bit nervous at first, but hands-on 

rocking his kids to bed at night, singing to them softly, giving them piggyback rides in the hallways when possible, etc

i've got an image of aquia encouraging his kids to "go say hello to uncle guy!" and guy being mobbed by small children (who love him for some strange, inexplicable reason despite him probably actively ignoring them most of the time)

that’s all i’ve got. he’s a good egg :-)

lou, the headmaster 

oh man

he’d be such an embarrassing dad, can you imagine? lmao

the dad jokes? oh my god

anyway

i’m not sure if the pregnancy would be planned or not, but he’d be surprised and happy regardless 

i actually don’t think he’d be terribly protective compared to some of the others, but i do think they’d probably keep the pregnancy under wraps for as long as possible 

i feel like the headmaster is such an enigma that once everyone knew that they were expecting, they’d be like “…he… he… can do that?”

just puzzled by the fact that this was even happening

he buys a lot of baby clothes 

he buys a matching outfit for himself and the baby 

i don’t think he’d be very helpful while the MC was in labor tbh. he gives me the vibe that he’d be frazzled and kind of squeamish and afraid, maybe

i think it’d be a boy. i really don’t think he’d care about gender or sex or whatever though. he’d just be ecstatic either way. 

i think he’d honestly intend on being the one who does most of the infant care, like “oh go back to your studies we’re fine :)” and just tucks the baby inside his cloak and continues on with his regular duties 

he for some reason is extremely good at taking care of babies. no explanation for this at all, he’s just like an expert parent immediately.

would be the type to show off his son to people. like students ask how he’s doing and he’s like “oh yes he’s wonderful! *pulls baby out from inside his cloak*” 

i do have an image in my head of the headmaster teaching his baby to walk and it’s very cute

i feel like they’d have a lot of fun when the students go home for breaks or for the coldish cleanse 

like campus is empty so they’re having like family picnics and running around the place 

i’m not sure that they’d have more than one kid. if they did i think the age gap would be pretty significant, like ten years. 

he gives me kind of a head-off-in-the-clouds vibe so i think he’d be prone to flights of fancy, random impulse choices to do some extremely random shit with the kids

he’d plan pranks with his kids 

pranking the princes and other students and then suddenly you hear a bunch of child giggles from the next room

all in all he's a good, fun dad. i think it was alluded to that he's like a reincarnation of someone that mc was with in a previous life? so maybe some dad-knowledge is coming through from that life idk

hawke

okay this gives me massive feels

i think he’d have honestly sort of discounted the idea of fatherhood altogether at this point, whether he’d wanted it before or not. like in his mind, that ship has sort of sailed. 

he makes a lot of quips about being old so i can imagine he just doesn’t really have it on his radar until he’s together with the mc, where he’d probably just be like “i wonder if she’ll want them?”

i think he’d just be like, okay with the idea of it for her sake, but as a hypothetical. not sure he’d really ruminate on it all that much.

pregnancy is a surprise. very much an accident. when she tells him, he’s very shocked and taken off guard by it 

imagine the dial up internet noise playing in his head for a good few minutes 

he’d propose immediately, on impulse, as an honor thing, without really properly processing the news 

i think she’d accept but also be like okay woah are you good?? and he would not be good 

the actual news would hit him like a ton of bricks, might throw up 

i think he’d spend the next couple days just either sort of numbed out or frantic and guilty, a kind of whirlwind of emotions 

i think he’d really doubt himself and also feel bad that he’d both A) gotten mc pregnant and B) saddled some poor kid with him as a dad 

part of why he’d be more anxious about this than others is just that since he’s older he’s had more time to see what irian fathers’ parenting tends to do to their kids and perhaps reflect on whatever his own childhood was like. additionally he was former military and i can imagine that there’s probably a degree of PTSD or maladaptive coping that comes as a result of that, and he knows it.

weirdly enough (or maybe this is entirely predictable) i feel like fenn, lance, and violet (and maybe the headmaster for some reason) would encourage him and kind of get him out of the panic-state he’s in

granted some of this would NOT be good advice, but i think the encouragement would help

(as an aside i 100% ship him and violet. like tell me they wouldn’t be a great couple. you can’t. same with her and grayson also actually. there's potential there and she deserves the best. why am i talking about violet in the middle of this headcanon lmao)

additionally i think hawke would re-propose at a later date, try to do something more romantic. i think they’d get married probably sometime after the kid’s born, though

anyways, he’d be very attentive and scold her if she’d push herself too hard. once he’d mentally adjusted to becoming a dad i think he’d be pretty good, if a bit unsure

he does quit drinking, either altogether or makes it a very rare thing. wants to set a good example, y'know?

i think similarly to fenn, he’d kinda panic when she went into labor and violet would have to knock some sense into him 

given his past i think he’d be able to kind of buck up and deal with it. i can see him delivering his own kid, like catching it 

i can see the first baby being a boy

he would cry but try to be discreet about it, just turning away and wiping his eyes but they’re all red anyway

awkward at first but gets a good feel for things pretty quickly. he’d be competent at baby care things pretty quickly. it’s not that i think he’s had a *ton* of experience with them, but i can see him having had a variety of life experiences that probably make adapting to this new role easier for him than it would be for some others.

he does not baby talk to his kids. talks to them basically like adults, even before they can respond.

sometimes lacks a gauge for what’s appropriate for kids in terms of what they’re able to understand though

trying to teach fencing to a 3 yr old and mc’s like “ok let’s wait a couple more years on that one” 

i think they’d have like three kids maybe? there’d be a daughter in there i think 

lance is the kids’ godfather/unofficial official uncle. i don’t even know if they’d discuss this, i think they’d just know it was the case. 

i think he’d be a pretty affectionate dad, very fond of his kids and very patient with them 

the type to ruffle his kids’ hair and call them nicknames like “sport” or “champ” 

expects hard work and effort from his kids. he’d toss his kids into a pool in order to teach them to swim, toss them a sword and tell them to fight to teach them fencing

i think the only thing that would actually really frustrate him is if his kids are especially timid, or are unwilling to try their best 

but all in all he really is a pretty great dad despite his anxiety about it 

i love hawke sm 

give him a route PLEASE

hope you enjoyed! these are so fun, please tell me your headcanons too!

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Little Things About Season 4 That I Love Too Much To Convey (in no particular order):

The scene between Max and Dustin in his bedroom after she sees that Chrissy has been murdered - they really haven't had a ton of platonic scenes together in the show, and I love their friendship

Robin so casually talking to Steve about her love life and him being just so GOOD about it

The way Nancy looked at the Scoops Troop gang (+Max) when they got out of the car while she was talking to the cops

Every Will and El interaction in that first episode

The realization in Mike's eyes when he figured out why the pen didn't work

All of them swearing on Dustin's mom while Steve had a broken bottle to the throat

The entire Kate Bush scene - the lighting, the music, the emotion, the way Lucas, Dustin, and Steve were circled around Max at the end (I missed the four of them sm)

The pained look Lucas gave when he walked into Hopper's cabin

The way the parents all looked to each other at the town hall meeting for the love of god someone TELL THEM what's going on

Steve Harrington ripping a demon in half with his bare hands and then spitting blood - excuse me, bisexual coming through

Murray full on destroying everyone with his karate skills

The new chief of police??? Finally realizing why Hopper was so fucked up all the time bc what the fuck is going on in this town

The entire scene where Steve is underwater idk man I can't explain it

The whole scene with the teenagers in the Upside Down in Nancy's house communicating through the Lite Brite with Dustin, Max, Lucas, and Erica - it was so gorgeous???????

Erica Sinclair

Mike and Will apologizing to each other

The scene where Jonathan is stoned out of his mind and Murray is trying his damnedest to hold it together cause he knows exactly what tf is going on

Robin being baffled by the tiny ballerina

Also Robins feminist tirade that was also golden

Nancy and Robin being friends overall like yes please

The fond little smile Steve gives when he hears how much Dustin talks about him

Nancy and El's shared memory sequence that was so fucking cool

Max reading her letter to Billy's grave

The quiet rivalry between Dustin and Mr. Wheeler is still funny bc Mrs. Wheeler KNOWS it's there and she just bites her lip and let's it continue cause she thinks it's hilarious

Hoppers face when he tastes peanut butter for the first time

The Byers and Mike just appearing in Suzie's window and she's like 🙄🙄🙄 "are u hecking kidding me"

The relief on El's face when she sees Sam on the highway

Going back but during the flashback sequence with Max, her one scene with Mike being in there just felt so wholesome and good

The teenagers riding the bikes in the upside down paralleled with the kids riding bikes in the real world

Steve grabbing every single object in his vicinity to use as a weapon

Lucas: "Wow Steve's gotten really hairy" Max, popping up out of nowhere and stealing the binoculars: "Let me see" *deafening silence while she stares*

The scene at the table with all the prisoners while Hopper is telling them what they're about to be fighting

Mom Steve Mom Steve Mom Steve

There's more, but these are off the top of my head my favorite things

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I love love love blurred lines so please bare with me bc i need to share my thoughts after reading pt8:

First of all, GREAT WORK AS ALWAYS BRITT!! I'M OBSESSED!! Also mc admitting she had uhm.. hot thoughts about sunwoo??? Multiple times?? And we know for sure sunwoo knows too bc those walls aint hiding a thing! I kinda wished we had more interaction between them but it also would feel out of place for mc since she's not really the confrontational type so her being in hiding def fits! AND SHE FINALLY REALIZED HER FEELIGS!! (no more “i think I am maybe growing a crush” heck yeah!!) Internally I screamed during the entire minjee thing and I am so so so glad sunwoo finally ended things with her - minjee (even tho I don't really like her) deserves someone who's into her just as much as she's into sunwoo, him “playing” with her when he knows it's not the right thing irked me a lot, plus her being in between to idiots who obv have feelings for each other and don't realize/act on it is so sad (they're all flawed characters, so props to you!!) and I hope mc gets her head in the game (yes, hsm reference very intended) and tells him she doesn't want him to move out!! Anyway, I've been wondering from the start what would happen if her og!roommate came back?? They only left for the rest of the school year, right? So the room won't be available for sunwoo forever either way?? All in all, I'm really excited how things turn out! Thank you for sharing your writing with us!! Lots of love and take care <33

I love it when yall share your thoughts, so I'm ready!! 😤😤

I've been trying to decide if it's hot or frustrating that Sunwoo knows what mc was doing behind closed doors and is tucking that little nugget away for (hopefully) a later date 🥴🥴

I can promise you that the lack of interaction between her and Sunwoo will definitely be made up for in the next part!! 😇😇

Also, you're right! We all deserve someone to love us, and as much as I don't like Minjee, she does deserve happiness 🙄🙄 lol. Now that Sunwoo is done messing around with her, hopefully she can move on and find someone else to give her affection to!!

Thank you for mentioning that they're all flawed characters bc I think that's what keeps a story evolving 🤧❤️. Plus, a fantastic hsm reference being thrown in there 👏👏 I love it lol.

I'm so happy you've enjoyed the journey so far!! I can't wait for you to read the rest!! ❤️❤️