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omg bro why didn't you ask sooner🥺🥺of course i will

bro don’t be coy i technically asked u on march 4th don’t test me

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bro,,, bro but what if i'm the girlfriend bro😳😳

w-well then bro 👉 👈  bro all bets are off wanna marry me? 👀

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bro are u gay bro?? cause like i am too bro??? and like bro we could maybe be gay together bro???

bro idk who this is sorry i have a girlfriend 😬 im only gay with my girlfriend bro

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When Adam bit the apple he did it because he trusted Eve. Because he loved her. Adam bit into the apple because the woman he loved told him to, no matter what God said. No matter the rules of heaven. What’s heaven to a woman’s love anyway? What’s God to your wife? The first sins of humanity, were trusting others. Eve trusted a snake, Adam trusted Eve, and I trust you. Maybe that’s a sin, just like the first couple. Maybe everyone’s right about us and we’re sinners and we offend God. But like I said, what’s God to a woman’s love anyway? What has heaven got that I can’t find sitting next to you on a cool autumn morning?

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I used to think emotionally unavailable girls were hot, now I think how good my gf cooks is hot and how she tells me she loves me every day is hot and how she treats me with kindness and respect is hot and how she communicates with me in a clear way and never leaves me wondering how she feels about me is so hot. Stop romanticizing the wrong shit start prioritizing the ppl who show you how they feel thru their actions

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I crave domesticity with you. Waking up beside you every morning, playfully arguing about who’s going to do what chore, adopting pets together, getting ridiculously excited about buying boring stuff for our house like cookware and throw pillows, decorating, going to the store together, I wash the dishes whilst you dry them, brief, chaste kisses whilst I walk past you, leaning against one another on the sofa as we rewatch the same series for the fifth time, falling asleep together every night. That’s the dream. 

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the inherent romance of going to a grocery store and goofing around with the person you love

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not to be g*y but i just found out Jennifer’s Body came out on my birthday and ahhh! for ONCE god said i deserve some rights

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(Image text: “I will no longer entertain debate about my right to exist.”)

Gender Troubles: The Butches

edit: this is now available to watch on amazon, link here.

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!!! WARNING, EVERYONE !!!

IF YOU SEE THIS IN A YOUTUBE AD MUTE YOUR DEVICE AND SCROLL UNTIL YOU CAN’T SEE THE VIDEO SCREEN ANYMORE.

This is an ad about animal cruelty that has very loud screaming of dying animals. Also flashing, graphic pictures of said animals, like a dead chicken or a pig biting a wired fence.

It’s about thirty seconds, the screaming starts 10 seconds in and the ad isn’t skippable.

It can trigger panic attacks and cause your anxiety to skyrocket, and it’s just generally a very disturbing thing no one should see.

I’ve only seen a warning yet, haven’t stumbled across this before despite using YT a lot but for the love of God please be careful. Here is a link to that video but ONLY WATCH IT IF YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SENSITIVE TO THIS TYPE OF CONTENT. I’m merely giving out the link so you can report it and I wouldn’t advise any of you actually watch it.

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EDIT: The ad isn’t by PETA. It’s by World Animal Protection USA. Just thought I’d clarify. They’re both horrible though.

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Another edit just to reassure you guys: The animals you can hear in it aren’t suffering! It’s heavily edited pig squeals, pigs are noisy animals and are most likely to get loud when they’re excited or there’s food around. The audio was drastically altered to make it more traumatizing. Still wouldn’t recommend anyone listens to this.

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“at least bi” really is such an ugly phrase.. bi isn’t lesser!! it’s not “”barely”” part of the lgbt community!! bisexuality is valid as a whole not something you can just mark down as “valid enough to be in the community but only slightly therefore unworthy of my respect”!! this isn’t a fucking contest bi isn’t the lowest tier and you’re ugly

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lezspreading:

like manspreading except a lesbian is doing it and therefore it is hot and cool

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it's pretty homophobic that i'm not holding a girl's hand on this fine ass autumn day

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dude it's not gay if we're both gay bro, since we're both gay, we'll just cancel each other out... bro are you leanin in for a smooch? bro......

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Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.