#this guy was a BASTARD bastard
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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Penelope: Hey husband I need you to pretend to be dead for a little bit okay?
Odysseus: What why?
Penelope: Well there's a guy out there who wants to give me free stuff so...
Odysseus: ohhh you're scamming someone. Of course I'll pretend to be dead my love! Want me to kill him afterwards?
#Odypen#Odysseus#Penelope#Epic the musical#The odyssey#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rational bastards together#Post-canon#Listen they're menaces in love your honor#Penelopes still deciding if she wants that guy dead or not#It'll probably depend on if he's rude about the rejection or not#might be fun to see odysseus all bloodied for her again#Telemachus wandering into the greeting hall half way through the scam : mom where's dad?
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You can’t pick Lilia for this. But who is your other favorite short character in Twst?
I like the angry little king boy 🌹
#art#twisted wonderland#sorry epel and ortho i like you guys a lot too!#oh and grim i guess#wait how many other shorties are there in twst#anyway i have a lot of affection for episode 1 and for riddle's character arc#he is a terrible little bastard who is trying very hard to be a slightly less terrible little bastard#and i have feelings about his friendships with trey and cater and che'nya especially!#and how that relates to his upbringing and his dumpster fire of a mom and uhhhhhh you know. everything.#i don't know how to do the words about all the thoughts i have on fictional characters#me waving my hands frantically in the air: it's about LOVE and wanting to be LOVED this is what twst is ABOUT --#(i am dragged bodily offstage by my collar)
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how many eyes does lord bloodraven have?
#A THOUSAND EYES AND ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!#trying to draw more canon characters that i like instead of the same 3 guys or my ocs#my art#valyrianscrolls#brynden rivers#lord bloodraven#bloodraven#pre asoiaf#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf art#asoiaf fanart#the great bastards#art#house targaryen#digital art#drawing#procreate#fanart#game of thrones#got
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🌕Total Eclipse🌑
Writer: @zipzapzooooooom Editor: @onawhimsicot
Assistance: @gingermaple @kunehokki @corvidaearts @/mybrotherjoso7
and THE AMAZING COVER by googly88fancy!!
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NO WAY HERE IT IS part 1 of MY TEAM'S COMIC!! FOR @hotguycomiczine !!!!! :D
I pour my blood sweat and tears into this one fr. HGCZ is the most insane project i've been in and I am so so proud of it <3 Big giant shoutout to everyone that ended up in my team, without any of you I couldn't have done it and ty for putting up with my shit HASHDSAEHEGLP. <333
If you haven't yet checked out the entire monster of this amazing zine, def do so here! 🏹
Part 2 will be posted tmr but if u dont want to left on a cliffhanger. pspsppspssps🪤
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#hotguy comics zine#hgcz#hgcz spoilers#goodtimeswithscar#grian#impulsesv#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#desert duo#hotguy#cuteguy#i mean what where's cg i only see grian-💥#hermitcraft#hermitblr#my art#comic#GOD I LOVE THIS PROJECT SM UEUAHEUAUFE TYPING THESE MADE ME EMOTIONAL AGAIN LMAO#there's so many behind the scenes stuff i can post now HASJHEJE I'll get on to it later maybe!! :D#bug beloved. my bastard child. still cant believe the team ended up letting me do the final design tbh i am so honored i love this lil guy#and GIANT ASS SHOUTOUT TO ZZ THIS WAS THE *BEST* IDEA EVERRRRRR HEHEEHHEE#ok i WILL stop rambling but!!!! please please please check out the whole zine if u havent already. it is just. phenomenal#<3
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*raises glass* Happy 6 years of killing my favourite character
#ted spankoffski#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#nightmare time#time bastard#the homeless man#daddy nmt#nerdy prudes must die#starkid#joey richter#deli.chats
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From last year. Surprisingly, I still like how it turned out
#my art#fnaf#springtrap#william afton#ms paint#digital art#five nights at freddy's#fnaf 10th anniversary#fnaf fanart#gif#me and my 5 followers against the world#Over 400 notes???#Those bastards over on Deviantart didn't appreaciate this gif as much as you guys did#Well not really their fault#After all DA is a dystopian wasteland#Anyways tysm!
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work friends.
#I need to do a proper presentation for the guy with the glasses#he's another yan lmao#johann the bastard#male yandere#yandere#yandere boy#original art#original character
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bastard münchen game night ⚔️
#blue lock#bllk#isagi yoichi#michael kaiser#alexis ness#kunigami rensuke#kurona ranze#yukimiya kenyu#kiyora jin#bastard munchen#today i learned a bastard is a type of sword did you guys know that#am i a fool#ANYWAY bm playing dnd has become a concept very near and dear to my heart#this is post canon time skip btw#ness being a total nerd about it just very excited to have people to play with#nobody knows the rules but they’re learning!!#kaiser ESPECIALLY doesn’t know the rules#and him and isagi just keep trying to fight each other#and they both obsessively study the game for the sole purpose of beating each other#ness finds it endearing#and they are NOT having fun they are NOT they HATE each other
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My favorite bastards of all time (and space)
#starkid#ted spankoffski#tinky#t’noy karaxis#lords in black#time bastard#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#nightmare time#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#dee speaks
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Prophets AU
#if u remember the og catalyst mother omen drawings u require a veterans discount-#hatchetfield#starkid#paul matthews#bill woodward#ted spankoffski#roman murray#linda monroe#hannah foster#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#nightmare time#watcher world#time bastard#honey queen#black friday#black friday musical#the witch in the web#yellow jacket#pokotho#bliklotep#tnoy karaxis#nibblenephim#wiggog ywrath#webby hatchetfield#illustration#ink illustration#art#traditional art#fencedraws
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#amaury guichon#chocolate guy#*clears throat*#*slams pots*#HE IS DOING IT AGAIN#with a fucking micro tree this time#someone stop him#supercompetent bastard (affectionate)
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those who harness the lords power, willingly or not.
CRINGEEEEEEEEEE
#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#hatchetfield fanart#tgwdlm#starkid fanart#nerdy prudes must die#paul tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#npmd#grace chasity#grace npmd#bill woodward#watcher world#executive kilgore#andrew kilgore#roman murray#linda monroe#time bastard#honey queen#black friday fanart#black friday musical#black friday starkid#black friday#lords in black#black and white#the lords in black#nightmare time season 2#nightmare time 2#nightmare time fanart
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The other one’s name is Wilhelmina
#tries this for a third time c:#did u know goats don’t have upper front teeth??#I mean they aren’t bright yellow either but this isn’t about that#Hatchetfield#Tinky#t’noy karaxis#well this isn’t about anything but fun facts you know#time bastard#nightmare time#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#art#fanart#starkid#another nonsense comic#did you know bill is a nickname for william?#//Komic
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Main-line Hatchetfield shows: “This person is terrible. Completely and utterly repugnant. A puppy-kicker to the highest degree”
Nightmare Time: “So anyway, here's their tragic backstory-”
#behind every asshole in hatchetfield there is a bigger more evil asshole#ted spankoffski#linda monroe#frank pricely#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#black friday musical#starkid black friday#black friday starkid#hatchetfield#nightmare time#nightmare time spoilers#time bastard#honey queen#daddy nmt2#starkid#team starkid
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the thing about the spankoffski brothers is that ted tries so hard to have rizz but simply does not
meanwhile pete puts 0% into being attractive and then in multiple universes steph talks to him for like a minute and instantly falls in love with him
and i love them both dearly
#spankoffski bros#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#starkid#hatchetfield#petes got that accidental rizz#tgwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#team starkid#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#npmd#nightmare time#abstinence camp#time bastard
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