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salamansir · 1 year ago

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Yippee!!

Goretober day 2: nosebleed (I'm behind...)

#if theres ONE character i can count on to look good in my art style its travis phelps from sally face #travis phelps #sally face #sf #goretober #goretober 2023 #nosebleed #this guy is such a turd #i love him XD #salamander scribbles #tw blood #tw gore #tw bruise #tw bruises

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seriousturd · 10 months ago

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#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol)#and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

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naitsu · 8 months ago

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you think he ever made a fursona?

#eddsworld #tord #tord eddsworld #tord ew #red leader #very fun to draw this guy #the worst guy youve ever met #hes got hatred in his heart that most can only find in la twinks #tore toad toes turd #community guidelines warning: tord #my art

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kedreeva · 2 years ago

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Went to let the birds out and found this furious little (baby) lad in one of the trenches, exhausted from trying to get out of the coop he so bravely wiggled his way into. I fetched him out and let him go outside the pen. Hopefully he won't be trying that again.

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jasontoddenthusiastt · 11 months ago

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The New Titans #55 (1989)

Batman (2010-) #641

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Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016-) #6

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Batman and Red Hood (2011-) #20

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Batman (2016-) #138

They sure do bAT&Tman. They sure as hell do.

Yet Jason never thought this way about you.

#Don’t you dare kill them with a simple headshot Jason! I have to keep them alive so I can torment them until they wished they were dead #they’ll never use their hands again. this is the superior way #and you should follow in my footsteps as any self-respecting non-criminal vigilante would in order to keep your conscience squeaky clean #also how dare you not be more understanding of the fact that I completely betrayed your trust #and threw your unhealable trauma in your face and shamelessly admitted to it #after I slit your throat in front of the murderer responsible for that same trauma while he laughed in your face a few years back #god you are a terrible son u are so selfish everything I ever said about you while u were dead was true ur being such a burden rn #also I just love how in batman 640 Bruce was going around interrogating Ollie and Clark (ppl who died + came back)#to find a *~rational~* explanation for how Jason was even here #instead of yk. just being glad your child is alive #and when Damian died he does all this shit to Jason to figure *how to* bring Dami back #after he burned his artwork the same way he emptied out Jason’s room #god you flaming turd of a father never change #the fact that lobdell boiled down Jason’s reasoning to ‘he’s the bad guy and you’re the good guy Jason’#already shows we’re starting off on the wrong foot but #Jason coming back to Bruce in every new comic and saying the same ‘I tried it your way. or sucks’ thing is so silly because #it*#he already learned that decades ago #all the way back in batman 424 lol #you’re just. making him. look like an idiot. but yk what maybe that’s still better than the self-deprecating diversion bs #that’s actually convincing more people ‘yay Jason want redemption this is revolutionary & has definitely never been done a billion times b4 #and is a step in the *right* direction’#my post

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kitty-katx3 · 13 days ago

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Forgot that I had a tumblr account lol..

Anyways have my bilibili account and my awesome banner I made…

#roblox #bilibili #yeahhh #fuck yall imma do a backflip (?)#(?)#blue noob #red noob #block tales #sawnoob #noob (not guide from slap battles…)#guys I have this crazy theory what if noob (turd one) is actually guide from slap battles #💔#the robloxia until dawn #TU:RD

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turds0 · 3 months ago

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art donaldson unlocked a new type of gender envy for me

#turd talks #challengers #art donaldson #like i was a connor murphy type of guy before but omg

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zombeezclimax · 5 months ago

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one month and turd the turtlemobile is still up!!! (and a converse photo :p)

#art #graff #graffiti #graffiti tag #street art #urban art #spray paint #graffiti art #silly little guy #emo art #emo #turd the turtlemobile #converse

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prussiasqueen · 7 months ago

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The amount of anti Jewish people on Hetalia is unreal, especially the ones who want the country of Israel to stop existing…

Y’all are in a fandom where every fucking country is problematic. And some STILL ARE.

Also, to say Israel needs to die and be destroyed is fucking Nazi behavior and very fucked up. And if you’re a Hetalia fan and you are antisemitic and against Israel, stay the fuck away from me. Because the people of Israel deserve to live and exist. I’m so sick and tired of y’all’s lies and nonsense. Y’all keep getting misled to misinformation and I ain’t about dealing with some new age Nazis.

#a secular jewish american turd that’s me #anti propaganda #jumblr #jewish tumblr #Hetalia #I’m not a fucking fascist you guys who hate Israel are #pro israel #israel #I’ll block you automatically if you’re against Jews

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hawkshuah · 2 months ago

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i love him i hope he never leaves me

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direwombat · 6 days ago

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first two chapters of the damaged (slasher au) have been fast drafted

#2 down. 8 more to go #ngl this is the most fun i've had writing something in a long time #hope i'll have the energy to polish this turd once the zero-draft is finished #actually. i just hope i have the energy to finish the zero-draft #whining wombat #anyway guys i'm so fuckin stressed. god i hope those mail in ballots come through

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apocalyptic-dancehall · 19 days ago

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dude...... american politics blow so hard why was i born here..

#the south park voting episode comes to mind. giant douche vs. turd sandwich all over again.#it's also the most confusing shit ever #you have the literal incarnation of evil who is so obviously cartoonishly evil and people go “okay but he's funny and makes fun of that #other old man i don't like so i'm voting” worms in your brains like that other OTHER old guy who beheaded a whale #- wedposting ]

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faithinlouisfuture · 1 month ago

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Literally by your own logic Louis is also an abuse apologist. If he defended Liam and apparently his team have stats and inside information on all the boys, and Liams behaviour isn’t new then Louis is just as bad

when the fuck has louis defended liam since the book came out?!?! and please show me photos/any footage of louis backstage with liam after the abuse allegations came out, and yeah his team did know - there’s literal footage from the backstage of that show where louis’ manager is referring to liam as a “professional hot mess” and they also made sure that liam had no contact whatsoever with louis

and just to be clear i’m not in any world saying that Niall is an abuse apologist, i know that when it comes to this shit show that is 1dead politics, there is nuance involved, i literally said so myself in this ask

in the ask that you’re fixated on, the anon asked me why someone who would be caught being friendly with an abuser be worthy of criticism and i simply gave them a factual response

#anon #literally so done with this topic #fucking hate that the 1d drama still follows louis so you cant just be a louis fan in peace without having to deal with people #constantly bringing up the other guys #simple fact of the matter is liam payne is human turd #and i don’t want any more mention of him on my blog #abuse tw #liam payne tw

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jbarneswilson · 2 months ago

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thoughts i have had while trying to watch “the fall guy”:

what the fuck is this movie?

who is even the target audience?

ooh winston duke

oh so the wardrobe department *hated* hated emily blunt

why’d they do hannah waddingham like that

why on EARTH is this movie so goddamn long

thoughts i have NOT had while watching “the fall guy”