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yerifes · 5 months
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yall this weird dog bit me at work today, should i be worried?
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zorinanana · 1 year
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cat activation noise
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bigcatbulges · 1 year
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Source - nomifuki
(Artist's Patreon Fanbox Comics and Apparel)
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kazoologist · 1 month
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congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.
#kazoo noises#charles leclerc#cl16#monaco gp 2024#zoomies posting#sports posting#like man. where to begin. one of your racecar children is back in town for the weekend. he has yet to have a truly good work#weekend it seems in town. now this year. we're feeling ourselves a bit. we're feeling optimistic even. and then ur son becomes talk of town#because he keeps doing fucking bits on twitter about adopting his coworker who is friends with your youngest son. this goes on long enough#for actual reporters to comment on it. no one is willing to blink first so by friday night we've yes-anded ourselves to a grandson#(congratulations mme leclerc)#things go well. and then at qualifying they go DAMN WELL#BETTER THAN EVER REALLY! but man. im superstitious. i dont trust shit until its over and the dust has cleared#(the adoption jokes have continued by the way) and MEANWHILE everyone is eyeing that starting grid. were humming. we're making vague hand#gestures when commenting. we're all thinking. Maybe? (the streets can hear u tho. keep it down)#race starts. lap one CHAOS. so many fucking crashes. i'd faint if i had a child even in karting honestly.#(every parent in this sport deserves a prescription for laudanum)#but he's not in it. hes at the front. and he. well. he just Stays There. Through It All. and the laps tick down. until the race is run. and#there he is. your middlest son. cross the line and into the books. first place. home town. what curse indeed. thats your boy!!!!!!!! THERE!#they play the radio of him winning and the audio is peaked because he screams out so loudly. you can hear the water in the laughter.#later theres gonna be videos and photos taken of him pushing his boss into the harbor and diving right in after the man. those photos are#gonna be fucking studied in photography classes one day. and STILL! everyone involved with that goofy joke about him adopting his coworker#(who. despite all the silliness of the race stayed second place and got a podium) is still carrying the bit like a baton relay. Do you have#him over for family dinner? might as well add a plate i guess! people are joking about your youngest son having two nephews? a dog born#maybe a month ago and a man born about... what twenty three years and about a month ago? fuck it! family dinner#sorry this bit got away from me but as someone who loves my homecity and my mom so much it might actually be like.#a visible growth inside my body if they do an autopsy on me at time of death or like. my love will eat me alive. sometimes the charratives#gets to me#anyway cheers mme leclerc i hope you party so fucking hard this week
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I don't know if I have "active" followers here or anywhere else that might notice changes on my post schedule, but it might have become obvious that my art posting has slowed down to drip-feeding.
TLDR I've developed a pretty hefty boy of a burn-out.
I'm doing fine, i've been trying out different hobbies and i do draw as much as my energy levels allow me, but as someone who has pretty high standards for what deserves to be posted, it's nothing I've shown around.
Currently i'm concentrating most of my creative energy into client work and finishing personal art that's been left in wip limbo. I'm hoping to open up small scale public commissions later this year if I get everything else finished, mainly to see how well I can handle it. Can't promise anything though.
This was just a general update, for anyone who might care. I'm doing good.
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sonicchaoscontrol · 2 years
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Just five. Maybe six, depending on when you see this.
Sit tight, friends. Or go fast, if that’s more your speed.
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rosalinabloom · 8 days
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Steven, Steven why did you introduce Peridot to Twitter? Steven, Steven DO YOU KNOW HOW AWFUL TWITTER IS???
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istherewifiinhell · 2 months
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v. i reiterate.... GETS! COVID!!!!!
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parlortricks · 2 months
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Ppl who think Patrick’s a bottom is like sure fine whatever it’s a free country and all that. But it’s so funny when they’re like “Patrick is breedable” “Patrick is so soft” “Patrick’s child-bearing hips” Patrick is just not razor-thin and u guys think sexualizing it means u get a free pass to be kinda weird. You understand that that’s the subtext of what you’re saying yes
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harrowharkwife · 1 year
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not to keep being like "clearly some of y'all weren't around for the s4 finale of the magicians on syfy" but...
times like these? it's just so palpably obvious which of us HAVE had firsthand experience with what it's actually like witnessing a coordinated campaign consisting of intentional, active, premeditated, and malicious queerbaiting, complete betrayal of fan and audience expectations, and a dangerous, flagrant, thoroughly irresponsible handling of trauma/healing/mental illness storylines unfold before our eyes in real time like a slow motion car crash at the hands of a homophobic, ableist showrunner hellbent on overpowering the writers room in order to further their own agenda and ruin a good thing out of spite and spite alone.
and which of us, uh. haven't! 🤭
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NEW KIRBY TWITTER ART MY ABSOLUTE BELOVED
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theeliriots · 1 year
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They lock their door- how the hell did he get in?
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also hewwo i’ve vaguely returned to fic writing thanks to engage and as part of getting better at promoting my work uuhhh here (throws breadcrumbs in one convenient post) 
All the following center around M!Alear/Alcryst (alearyst? alcrear? Alal? the utterly unhinged suggestion of alal-) because oops My Favorite Dynamic, generally written as standalone
Rutilated- 3.7k, taking place between chapters 14-15, slight focus on events in chapters 10-11. Insomnia from stress turned awkward flirting turned emotional comforting.
Intergrowth- A series of 6 drabbles totaling 2.5k that take place from chapter 7 through post-game in sporadic leaps. Covers a broad spectrum of crushing angst to fluff, arranged chronologically kind of like an outline of the relationship on the side of the main plot, built around the idea of moments where they held hands
Thanatophobia- 1.3k, post-game. Alear has a nightmare because (kiragi vc) war is heck! especially when you’re dragon jesus and go through protagonist bullshit that people somehow expect you to be just Okay With.
so yeah oops finally found fic topics to latch on to and remembered I might dare have a writing following/finding people who want to read over this way so if u find this post rad or interesting please have at it and enjoy!
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autisticlee · 9 months
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I can still hear my mom sucking her stupid vape through my noise canceling headphones and music/podcast. the sound makes me so angry I feel like i'll meltdown every time I hear it, and she does every 1-5 minutes all day and every 20-30 seconds when im stuck in car with her. it also makes me feel incredibly nauseous. and she won't stop doing it because she thinks she needs to vape or she'll die or something. I want to throw that thing out the car window into oncoming traffic and watch it get run over.
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goth-automaton · 10 months
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tenacious-minds · 1 year
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