#this game is so fun!!!

[definitely-not-iorveth]

titles!! (i only know how to title things with allusions, i'm sorry)

knight of cups

consider the lilies

a game of cards

<3

oohhh 'consider the lilies' really speaks to me.

it gives me the image of iorveth stuck in temeria very much against his will, post-tw3, forced to play nice with the dh'oine.

therefore, i present to you: iorveth aén fidháil, filavandrel aén fidháil's cousin. and seeing as dol blathanna can't have a relative of their former king and current queen's advisor running wild doing dana meadbh only knows what, they track him down, very politely ask him to return home, and then cart him off to temeria as an elven ambassador.

he's not thrilled with it, and neither is roche.

and then they fall in love, of course.

since this resonated with me very strongly, i've written a smol snippet that will hopefully transform into a full fic some day 😌

“Consider the lilies,” Francesca drawls. “We want to make a good impression.” Iorveth turns his head away from the glittering display in front of him to give her a sneer. “No, you want to make a good impression,” he growls. “Filavandrel just wants me out of the way without loosening his hold on the leash. He couldn’t care less whether I make a good impression on the dh'oine.” Francesca gives him a sweet smile and struts her way over to his side. “Be that as it may,” she picks up a golden chain adorned with three nacre lilies nestled within two large leaves elaborately carved out of jade, “you would do well to remember that as of the present, I am the queen, and he is merely an advisor, however much treasured.” She wraps the chain around his neck. “And as the queen, I can make your life quite unpleasant.” The clasp closes with a quiet click, and it feels like a collar snapping shut. He glances back at the display as she glides to his front to adjust the pendant over the richly embroidered, fur-trimmed tunic. “Vyzima is quite a way off from Dol Blathanna,” he notes snidely, and she pauses in her movement. “You underestimate my reach, little fox. You will find no burrow deep enough in all of Temeria to escape my grasp.” The sensation of her cool fingers sliding down his cheek feels more like a slap than a caress that it is. Just to spite her, he picks up a rose brooch with petals of white agate and pins it over his heart. The corners of Francesca’s lips turn down, but she doesn’t comment on it.

the other two would be much shorter:

knight of cups: another sequel to ssof. geralt, currently a tourney knight in toussaint, visits his two old pals to share stories of his knightly conquests and vineyard success stories. then he drinks them both under the table, earning himself the title of the knight of cups in their eyes.

a game of cards: this one would be very short, maybe a drabble. set during tw2, roche's path. geralt witnesses the stripes nagging ves to play strip poker (strip gwent?), and roche just throwing his hands up and leaving. so geralt asks him if he's really cool with it, seeing as ves seems kind of like a little sister, kind of like a daughter to him? and roche just waves him off. 'see for yourself.' and geralt does, and what he witnesses is ves stripping all of the stripes bare.

thank you so much for the ask! 💚😘 i enjoyed coming up with these very much. 🥰🤗

send me a made-up fic title and i'll tell you what i would write to go with it

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[bug-s0da]

blehhh...

i made an aa/lawyersona of @snapscube :3 we all know and love the lawyer+silly girl duos of ace attorney but it's about time the silly girl became the lawyer

[verflares]

just how long is forever? // not long enough, with you

pssst. check this out on inprnt :]

[mintaii]

so all i've been doing is playing hades 2

[bigolialragu]

hecate

(print)

[rhymewithrachel]

i went to a murder trial and everybody there was in love with me

[cjbee]

I want to put them all in an enclosure and see what happens.

EDIT: more hades 2 art here and here and here and here.

[steelsartcorner]

the make-everything-hades fever has spread to lae'zel

all her boons are for sure big huge damage boosters at the expense of your magic meter

others: the dark urge (OC); minthara (bg3), karlach (bg3), shadowheart(bg3), gale (bg3), halsin (bg3), astarion (bg3), wyll (bg3), kotallo (horizon)

[geezmarty]

anyway I started playing aai

[tawnysoup]

Their POV

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

[callisteios]

Would you like to find out what you would be the god of? Take my new uqiz to find out

[agoldengalaxy]

baldurs gate 3 companion headcanons:

- gale talks in his sleep

- astarion once made karlach laugh so hard that she sprayed fire out of her nose

- shadowheart can and will hurt anyone on purpose, but if she accidentally hits someone/steps on their foot she secretly feels REALLY bad about it

- when karlach told gale she hadn’t read a book since primary school he nearly passed out

- wyll is an emotional drunk. he has cried about the stars being beautiful and about how proud he is of his companions

- lae’zel learned her favorite trick from some of the tiefling children: sticking her tongue out at people she hates

- when she thinks everyone is asleep, jaheira sings old lullabies. minsc and wyll are the only ones who have heard, but they don’t say anything because they don’t want her to stop

- the children love to put flowers in halsin’s hair. he loves it too, and will return the favor if they ask. he once did it to an unenthusiastic astarion, who ended up secretly liking it

- minsc takes the BEST care of his nails. boo’s too, obviously. he has let yenna paint them once or twice

- everyone has a lowkey crush on wyll

- when no one is looking, astarion likes to feed and pet scratch and the owlbear, making comments about how they’re the cutest ones there (besides him) and no one gets him like they do

- karlach asked wyll for dance lessons. she never quite gets the hang of it, but she has fun, and wyll is proud of her

- astarion and shadowheart pretend to hate each other, but gossip about everyone else when they’re not looking

- everyone actually really enjoys gale’s cooking but they’d rather die than admit that

- girls night: shadowheart and lae’zel are at each other’s throats with daggers. karlach is passed out on the floor. jaheira is drinking all the ale she can find. everything’s on fire. the next day they look back on this fondly

- boys night: halsin and gale are laying on the ground to look at the stars, stoned out of their minds. wyll and astarion are pouring their hearts out to each other. minsc and boo are making dirt castles. the next day they pretend none of it happened

[joshuamj]

Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link

[chloesimaginationthings]

This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..