I'd fucking retire dude are you kidding me
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King of staying on his lane
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still kind of hilarious that people in the witcher universe are often extremely racist against witchers. like bro. how you gonna have beef with the pest control guys. sure they have yellow cat eyes and creepy magic powers but they got those specifically as part of the process to become the pest control guys. your pests are six feet tall and killing the neighborhood kids. why are you like this
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i could make 10 versions of this meme about this show specifically
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dorian: [shows up with a slutty shirt, a magic dragon horse, and an approximation of how hot he'll continue to be in 20-30 years]
orym: I'm about to mcfreaking lose it
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Percy Jackson really said respect women and disrespect authority figures and I think that's beautiful
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I love fighting game rosters because its like here’s the most attractive woman you’ve ever seen. Here’s an absolute freak of nature. Here’s a beautiful trans woman. Here’s a very gay young man. Here’s the coolest guy you’ve ever seen and he’s wielding a big sword. Heres a gorgeous nonbinary person. Here’s just a creature. Here’s a man who probably doesn’t know what fractions are. Here’s a guy where if he touches you you die instantly. Here’s a lesbian that likes to kick you
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this was funnier in my head
BONUS:
(it was obvious from the start who took it
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