#this entire post is a joke btw
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@silly-mars How could you? How could you hurt this guy? How could you bring a tear to that precious face? Do you feel good about yourself when you hurt him? I’m waiting on that apology video. You won’t be forgiven until you let somebody give him a hug.
#the Lego movie#benny the spaceman#callout post#this entire post is a joke btw#if that wasn’t clear#(seriously though I am deeply invested in your comics#)
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I'm so tired of people playing Sorcerers and getting upset when Gale clarifies they needed someone studied in magic and being like "But I am sooo much better than a wizard, I was born with it!"
Girl, you might be *check notes* magic incarnate but that means absolutely nothing when he is looking for an academic
"But I was born good at magic!"
Okay, and I was born a native Italian speaker, however if an academic asked me if I have studied Italian I would have to say no, because academically I have not. I don't know a single italian linguist. I don't know how we went from indio european to latin to Italian. I don't even know why sardo is a language and bergamasco is a dialect. I forgot all the grammar I had to learn. Sometimes I talk to Tuscans and I do not understand them. it's almost like those are two entirely different things
#bg3#gale#l also play sorcerers btw. I love them#I like that they can be arrogant dicks#but it's entirely on THEM not on gale asking if you are a fellow magic academic#also like you are born talented. that is not going anywhere without putting some effort in#also like gale is a former Chosen of Mystra. with all due respect who are you#i know some people just have no idea of what it is to study things academically but like#imagine if he was asking about english lit and you went 'but i am english' okay buddy so i was thinking about a structuralist reading of ac#bg3 fandom critical#this is a minor thing but it keeps getting on my nerves#but I can get all the jokes in boris effortlessy! okay you still are not going to the academia della crusca any day soon#chiedo scusa a tutti i toscani#also people saying he is jealous...girl of what. but that's a different post. (no but seriously)
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the thing that’s so maddening about this game is that there are good bones here under the mess. all of the characters have so much potential and in some cases it is very obvious that they were watered down during the development process… none of them are allowed to be fully realized in-game. and then there’s the racism,
#like . i mean da has always been racist but this is like….. whew#in 2024?#wild!#the elves and the qunari are just this games punching bags#and the racism literally hinders the writing. like they are blinded by racism#bellara davrin and taash are all clear victims of it#im not joking btw i mean this seriously the people that wrote the whole ‘elves are to blame for everything including their own enslavement’#and taash. just taash’s entire storyline.#not fantasy racist. they genuinely have racist biases that come out in their writing#datv spoilers#da posting
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“Sing, let your heart soar! Sing forever!
Sad and so happy! Feelings flow over
Now our world is full of all kinds of colors
Closing my eyes, I still can see the stars…”
Overmorrow -FIN-
[start from the beginning]
[link for better image quality]
[link to fun supplementary info for the fic]
[buy me a ko-fi 🍓]
#khux#ephemer#overmorrow#my fics#my art#no joke#I bawled like 7 times drawing this#overmorrow is such a special project to me and I’m so sad the main part is finished#it’s been such a wonderful journey…I’ll have more to say in another post bc I genuinely have been touched by it#btw even if you haven’t read overmorrow I do hope you can enjoy this piece anyway; it was a lot of work but I really like how it turned out#khux kids my beloveds 😭💗#shifting gears now to talk about THE SONG!!!!!!#I found it by accident and got completely destroyed upon realizing how PERFECT it is for eph#every single word is like an uppercut punch to my gut#it’s overmorrow’s theme song. it’s overmorrow in 8 minutes#8 entire minutes of pure blorbo madness. /8 whole perfect minutes./ the universe was so kind to me#okay that’s it I’m done here <3#my posts#dandy kids#timeless child#overmorrow tfs
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Happy ☝️ URETHRA!! day to all who celebrate
Sebastian is not my blorbo, but a couple of my friends really love the fella, and... Well. Frilly tie spotted on his model. I don't know. I don't know!! Take it from me
Edit: now with sound!
#did this mostly with my feet and left hand btw#for newcomers that's not a joke fyi#anyways my friend encouraged me to post it so I'm doing that!#Sebastian Solace#only tag you're getting (unless i get beat up)#puff's swag art#ambunnydexterous#tablet art tag#the hand there WAS entirely with my feet btw
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This is gonna sound really stupid, but Mumbo Jumbo is the most stereotypical Australian looking man I've ever seen. He's not even Australian, not even a little bit. I draw him like his minecraft skin partially because if I draw him how he looks irl I'd think he was Australian. Like, if I were designing a new set of characters for any sort of fandom about countries, he would be my Australia. If he were a Shark Wars character, he would be in Auzy Auzy shiver for sure, like, I feel weird having my Lochlan design NOT look like Mumbo Jumbo. He just seems so Australian, in my head. Is it because I can't tell the accents apart from each other most of the time??? Is that it???? What am I talking about????
#mumbo jumbo#mumbojumbo#forgot which tag I use#actual post#hermitcraft#shark wars#I guess#hws#sorta#just btw this is mostly a joke#but not entirely lol
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Was collecting a bunch of text posts to make character memes and then decided to make some for my chickens because I think that’s hilarious
Quickly realized that I could do so many of these with just Rory
Sopping wet manchild with zero social awareness with incredible looks and a pathetic personality (deeply affectionate, that’s my son)
#RIP Rory tumblr would have loved you#that’s not a joke btw he died a few years back of old age#a shame. he just figured out the woman he’d flirted with for years was a lesbian (despite her repeatedly telling him)#i choose to remember him fondly rather then stew in grief#and now y’all can remember my pathetic manchild son (affectionate) too#also feel like I should mention. he sat on his ass like a human man#he didn’t sit like a chicken he sat like a person with his entire ass on the ground#chickens#pet chickens#chicken keeping#roosters#pet rooster#polish chicken#Polish rooster#memes#text post memes#text post#characters as textposts
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Marina, where are you?
#splatoon#splatoon side order#splatoon fanart#marina ida#off the hook#no description#okay..can i...rant a little bit because i.... have so much to say about side order#first of all i love LOVE the concepts like bleached coral a menacing dark goop futuristic dystopia TABI SHOES & agent 8s new uniform?!!!!!!#its giving margiela which btw i feel was the inspiration behind toni kensa & that entire brand BUT THats for another post#its like the devs catered side order TO ME.....LMFAO like im obsessed with everything about it so far and the intrinsic horror that comes#along with this concept its just...#immediately after watching the trailer i thought if marina is the final boss~ how would that play out whats going on#so ofc i had to draw it out and like the idea of marina possessed by some sort of mega computer obsessed with order like you get my drift?#you know how fucking cool that would be i just feel like since everything is up to speculation right now im going haywire#i read in the jpn version of some article translation marina was becoming disillusions with oth cuz pearl mentioned she was#getting bored with their music hence the damp socks collab and ghosted marina for some time SO WHAT IF.....#feeling like she was discarded / ghosted...her resentment lingered and she turned to whatever was creepin in that dark goop#to maybe find some reasoning as to why pearl was getting bored with oth (or marina...)#like we were all joking that side order will be the off the hook wedding planning DLC but like WHAT IF IT WAS THE BREAK UP.........#also i mentioned toni kensa earlier what if side order is actually his doing like the color scheme red white and black its all there in the#trailers WHAT IF?!!! so many possibilities im gonna explode#anyway thats just my theories anything is game until nintendo destroys all of our expectations come this spring#this is so long if youre reading this thank you like genuinely thank you for taking the time to read this incoherent rant about a squid gam#have a lovely day <3333#oh & high five to anyone who knows what poster i used for reference here hehe..
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had an interview for a position this morning that would be 48 hours a week so if all goes to plan i may at last be entering my Offline Era
#.txt#[entire website breathes a collective sigh of relief]#im joking btw. i have a phd in posting on the job#i really do want this job though lol. 48 hours a week even on min wage would literally double my income rn#AND it's a nice easily commutable location. AND it's KP work which i like better than other minwage work.#AND it has a rooftop garden :(
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okay so with all the hermitcraft muppet stuff… i’m thinking… hermitcraft The Muppets (2011) au… it works beautifully hear me out…
y/n is an autistic person who is OBSESSED with hermitcraft. however by this point, hermitcraft has been disbanded for years. they visit the season 9 world - now under the ownership of some corporation - and accidentally overhear evil xisuma’s plans to purchase the original hermitcraft worlds and destroy them, and the hermits would be unable to stop him, unless they buy the world first for an even higher amount of money than ex is offering. y/n refuses to let this happen and tracks down xisuma, explaining the situation. xisuma doesn’t want to have all the things he worked on with his friends destroyed, so decides, in order to raise the money needed to stop ex, all the hermits must reunite and hold a twitch subathon.
starting with joe hills, y/n and xisuma track down the hermits and ask them to join, via montage. they’ve all moved on and have new jobs. tango is an overworked game dev, doc is a tomato farmer, gem is a serial killer, mumbo is biking around europe, grian is procrastinating, cleo is a fashion director, zedaph is a gameshow host, etc etc. they all agree to help, with varying degrees of hesitance or eagerness
finally, they track down etho. he is now working for a big name company designing redstone machines full time. despite their best efforts, etho refuses to help, satisfied with his current job and lacking any motivation for hermitcraft projects. everyone is discouraged with etho not joining the project, especially bdubs. however gem calls etho washed up and then etho suddenly decides to join them to prove his worthiness
they have a day to try and build as many minigames and cool builds as possible. several “celebrity guests” show up for the event, including scott and martyn. the stream starts, and they try to do competitions and play games, however, the helsmits are there and are trying to sabotage the event. y/n has been questioning this entire time what type of player they are - redstoner, builder, etc - failing to succeed in any of those categories, however, after a heartful talk with joe hills, accepts that there are talents not recognised by the minecraft community at large but are still admirable, and they do a dramatic poetry reading together.
in the end, evil xisuma, refusing to accept defeat, cuts out the power to stop the stream 23 hours and 59 minutes in - a minute short of the time goal. the hermits are at first devastated but then remember that as with any stream like this, they already reached the monetary goal 5 minutes in. in fact, they reached double the goal the moment grian talked, and five times the goal the second etho was in frame. zedaph puts on his wormman costume and talks to ex, who reveals he has only been so focused on destroying hermitcraft because it made him sad to see the hermits celebrated but his favourite hermit of all - wormman - ignored. wormman explains that its okay, because of his nature of being a superhero, he needs to stay out of the limelight to best protect his identity, but he appreciates ex’s dedication to him. the other helsmits run away, plotting their revenge. a new season of hermitcraft is announced, and y/n is unanimously voted to be part of it. gem kills someone. scar proposes to grian. the crowd goes wild. everyone claps. the shot zooms out, revealing the entire thing to have been playing on a computer monitor. cut to zloyxp, pixlriffs, and lyarrah sitting in front of it, furiously taking notes for the first recap in many years
#i have rewatched that movie. so many times.#the y/n autistic main character thing isn’t a joke btw thats like hliterally the plot of the movie. and fucking sheldon bazinga plays him#y/n isn’t necessarily even the reader. skizz could be y/n with a few edits and more connection to impulse tbh#i did edit things around to make it more logically consistent in this au but basically everything written here legit happens in the movie#long post#locus fandom time#hermitcraft#joe hills#i think he is pretty relevant here. given this entire thing is inspired by him#hermitblr#the muppets
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In the same vein as my Dog Thoughts post about performance foundations last night, the more I watch Sports People, the more motivated I am to distance myself from them and be done with dog sports completely.
#i had this thought while i was still actively competing#but mav was one of the top performers for his breed for his entire career and that is addictive#photographing events this summer doglessly made it sooooo clear that i dont want to associate with Sports People#no offense to those of you who are Sports People but it is so not my vibe#i have FOMO for sure but is it enough to return to that??#(there is an argument to be made that people need to see more people having fun in the ring and keeping it light -#but i am a competitive person and honestly there were periods where i was NOT keeping it light and thats not cool)#i can see how easily i can be sucked back in#i unfollowed and blocked sooooo many people because i simple Do Not Want To See It#idk its the same vein as calling your dog bad or asshole as a 'joke'#is it actually a joke or are you harbouring resentment and justifying it as a joke?#im not sure how exactly they're similar but in my heart they are#there is a very specific flavour thats prominent in dog sports and it is not the right flavour for me#hmm im posting a lot of text posts about my thoughts in the last 24h hope this is out of my system now#back to regular queued pictures of the pubby tysm#eta: this includes confo people btw#it should be Competition People i suppose#sports are at the forefront of my brain because i was so deeply involved for years#but ive photographed enough confo shows to know that is also not the vibe
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Pick a song for each letter of your URL, and then tag that many people! Much thanks to @angelthingy for tagging me <3
Bird, you can fly - Eyemèr Untitled - Knuckle Puck Re-emerging Signs of the Apocalypse - Spanish Love Songs Never Meant - American Football I Was Hiding Under Your Porch Because I Love You - Waterparks Nightmare On Southfield - Action/Adventure Green Squirrel In Pretty Bad Shape - Hot Mulligan Cigarettes & Saints - The Wonder Years Overstepping - Belmont My Life For Hire - A Day To Remember Pints Of Guiness Make You Strong - Against Me! Understanding In A Car Crash - Thursday Thank God It's Friday - Ice Nine Kills Early Sunsets Over Monroeville - My Chemical Romance Right Choice - Can't Swim Paradise Lost, a poem by John Milton - The Used El Niño Considers His Failures - Spanish Love Songs Rationalize - Action/Adventure Sick Of It All - Magnolia Park One Step at a Time - Four Year Strong No Children - The Mountain Goats And Now I'm Nothing - The Wonder Years
Good lord did that take a while to finish... time to start tagging uhhh *counts* twenty-two people now: @sucker-for--anything-acoustic @tradedsymmetry @broke-bruce-wayne @mackie-ds @juliens-bakery @breaking-justin @flashlight-smallknife @cemetery-pigeons @ogbulesky @dysphoria-things @eyemermusic @plainramennoodles @unnervinglyferal @ameliafromafairytale @aiam-maianaise @weirdpinkandmagical @crazyworkswell @kind-wizard @leonidele @thevictorianpirate @mira-kyria @cant-even-spell-my-own-url
Okay I think I tagged like all my mutuals and then some... suffice to say I am sorely regretting my longass username. Anyway these tags are low pressure and open as always, so feel free to join in! (or not, I'm not the cops)
#tag game#tumblr game#mine#i think this took like... maybe 3 months to finish#i had so much fun working on this list lemme tell you#i was trying SO HARD not to have a bunch of songs from the same band#you can probably tell by the fact that the wonder years only got two mentions#i went through my entire music library of over 1200 songs to search for different songs and ended up rediscovering some bangers#so I was able to put some of my favorite bands/albums on this list#i might actually end up making a playlist of this bc i just really like all these songs lol#anyway. apologies to my fellow long-url-havers#pls know that your participation in this is entirely voluntary and feel free to ignore this post#i was going to reblog the original post containing my tag at first but then i realized how long the reblog chain was#and me adding my longass reblog to it probably wouldn't help either so i decided to make a new post#anyway. new drinking game take a shot for every band/song you recognize#triple shot if you recognize both#<- this is a joke btw pls do not get alcohol poisoning
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Wednesday will end with the characters going off to university.
Wednesday is saying goodbye to her parents, her mother is reminding her to play nice and that she’s sure she will get along with her new roommate.
We see her enter her new dorm room.
The roommate turns.
“Howdy, roomie!”
Wednesday smiles.
The camera fades to black on a shot Wednesday pulling Enid in for a hug.
#/mp#Wednesday Netflix#Wenclair#wednesday concept#wenclair doesn't actually happen in the show at all#but in a post show commentary it gets 'confirmed'#and by that i mean it's entirely ambiguous but they're both single so could feasibly happen and they want the clout#i'm making this up as a joke btw don't @ me asking for receipts#but if this does happen i expect compensation lmao
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So I occasionally scroll through all the polls to see how my blorbos are doing, and I’ve seen enough of Frankie the Trains ugly mug I voted hate for him simply because I’m sick of his face
I’ve been informed by the tags of that post that Frankie is a woman train so you actually hate her ugly mug #feminism
#let 👏women 👏be 👏ugly👏 and 👏annoying👏👏👏#btw anon it’s all jokes I do not think this was purposeful I know most people do not know thomas the train lore#I personally did not know the lore either until people on the post started saying stuff#not entirely certain how or why trains have genders. but good for them
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"you can't just ignore massive narratively consequential chunks of a characters' story that you don't like or disagree with" actually i can. and i do. and it's very easy ^_^
#this is abt harley and joker's entire relationship/dynamic btw#i will never forgive dc for making him a domestic abuser#i'm not a violent person generally but unironically i would give my life savings to fistfight every writer/creator who's been complicit in#that dynamic ^_^ i'm so mad i'm so fuckcing mad#i can excuse child murder / terrorism / assorted mass murder but i draw the line at hitting your partner#(joking. it has nothing to do with my mortality it's literally just a cptsd trigger for me lmfao)#but also the entire thing (heavily queer-coded character acting like a misogynistic wifebeater) is genuinely wildly homophobic and that Also#makes me IMMENSELY uncomfortable#the concept in general is. questionable at best but the way dc writers handled it in particular. fucking gross#this post also applies to bruce being physically abusive to his kids#no i don't consider him a good father but He Would Not Fucking Do That#more importantly ALFRED would not LET him do that#i am so full of rage and malice and resentment#“noooo you can't do that you're removing important bits of their characterization” i do not fucking CARE. go cry harder about it#anyway this isn't in response to anything i'm just in a mood (off my meds)
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We are NOT the same, I say Duke wasn’t Robin bc he said he wasn’t Robin and We Are Robin was unfortunately not taken as seriously by the batfam as I would’ve liked.
YOU say Duke wasn’t Robin so you don’t have to include him in ur fanfics and fanart without feeling guilty, and u conveniently use this to also ignore the only woc in the batfam all the damn time unless it’s time for her to be a silent badass or translate ur faves emotions to whoever tf he’s talking to.
#they’ll say it’s about robins and ignore Steph too#and they only include Damian to whitewash him#diversity win! the racists ship steph and cass so it’s fine to ignore cass in favor of steph#who they ignore in favor of literally anybody else#diversity win! they ignore Duke but headcanon Jason as vaguely Latino and Tim as vaguely East Asian#which again. I don’t mind the hcs but the way y’all describe them are fucking nasty#i know why I think Jason’s Latino but I also know why YOU think he is and we’re never gonna be the same#btw i personally have an entire Opinion on whether Duke counts as Robin but that would be a whole diff post#short answer yeah and no long answer is literally going into what I think Robin is now -or what it should be after WAR#anywaysss#this is why I hate the Bruce adopts blk haired blue eyed kids thing I’m#like It’s not that deep it’s just annoying#like u are actively ignoring his nonwhite kids when u make that joke#anyways I think Damian Cass and Duke have their own lil club within the family bc white people are irritating#steph is allowed on virtue of not being fucking annoying#the steph in my mine is not just girl fanon Dick Grayson who likes purple and waffles#but NEWAYS
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