#this entire mock blog is extra

[dadsbongos]

Hi!!! Hope you’re doing well - I just want to take a moment to gush before I ask something, because I’ve really enjoyed your blog since finding it:

1: your writing is SO good I’ve reread your dunmesh fics several times now & just eat them up every reread. I’m stoked you also have funger content & can’t wait to eat those up

2: your blog’s aesthetic is just 🤌🤌 chefs kiss

3: your chilchuck’s wife fic - I’m convinced you are the chilchuck expert you characterized him so well (& the bit in the 3some fic when he choked the reader ? gulp)

OKAY on the with the actual question: I was wondering if you have any chil thoughts for the chilfuckers? Maybe some sfw / nsfw?

thank youuu :] i'm so glad to provide for the dungeon community with both meshi and funger <3 and also extra glad to make the chilchuck people proud, he's my fav lil man

i have so many chilthoughts bc i am a verified chilfucker i need that middle aged man

nsfw chilthoughts 

MEAN mean man

Likes to make his partners huff and whine, especially if they start haughty or mouthy

Facefucking, especially, for the mouthy ones. Wants to shut you up and make you drool

Lately the thought of Chilchuck fist-fucking a bigger race has been making me sweat… like yeah lil man, get up in that thang… I need to write it. Maybe some dwarven wench who keeps mocking Chil, or an ogre that feels its appropriate to pick n lift him up while working

Schrodinger’s breeder kink - sometimes its all he’s thinking about and sometimes the thought is entirely uninteresting

Touched on it a BIT in my body swap fic but i think Chil has a really sensitive neck and likes being held there (maybe not choked, but grabbed and stroked for sure)

Has a secret goon for younger partners but doesn’t like admitting to it, the taboo of it makes him all hot especially since he knows most other races can’t tell. Like a VERY poorly kept secret that could ruin his distinguished reputation

i also have chilchuck fic ideas that i haven’t fleshed out, but thought it’d be a shame if they sat in my ‘puter unseen:

Idea 1: Reader is a young elf, only about 72, and against all odds began dating Chilchuck. On his 30th birthday, it's brought to attention that you’ll be in your 90s when he dies. Leading to a spiral wherein you’re just trying to live in blissful ignorance to your races’ lifespan difference, and Chilchuck assumes you’re mature enough to handle his death, move on, and remember him fondly… lol… anyway. When Chilchuck dies you study how to maintain your own mana without a dungeon and practice minor healing spells until you can do a full revival, which fails on Chil, so you have to turn to dark magic. Basically rewinding his life until he’s the same age as when you two met and he’s upset you brought him back because YOU could get in major trouble and that’s when you confess you didn’t tell anyone when he died bc you knew you’d bring him back -- and you’re a nutcase that keeps doing this every time he dies despite knowing he wants to die peacefully. Omg loving someone so much you need them at all costs even ruining their perception of you… 

Idea 2: Chilchuck helping a 20-ish(+?) y/o half-foot negotiate a contract for themself and he thinks they’re soooooo cute so they get together, and he’s kinda nervous to bring them around cuz you’re crazy young compared to him. Not even a child to speak of GASP. The party doesn’t notice at ALL cuz they have no idea about anything about half-foot aging and customs -- but his daughters look at him sideways lmao

and this is literally not even a full fic idea but i have a note from my chilchuck master doc for you lol

im so normal about him

[olderthannetfic]

You know what always was the weirdest and most Western brained counter to racist white people about their shitty opinions about food from #foreign cultures? Making shitty just as racist remarks about white people food preparation… which ironically also exists in the #foreign cultures they're trying to defend.

like you're not actually doing anything by mocking how animals are killed by white people, when the topic is how #foreign cultures kill animals. I know this is hard to understand, but going on the offensive in this case makes you sound like a nutjob. Eg if some white militant vegan Karen bitches about an indigenous kid killing a whale for feed their entire village, then the right move is to mock that Karen and tell her to eat sand. (No, don't be extra nutty by doing death threats) It is not particularly supportive to then mock the traditional killing of an animal for food to feed a village from white cultures either. (Yule pig) -Bonus ironically also still present in many poc cultures especially villages, where an animal will be slaughtered to feed the entire village. Like... the only thing you're telling us is that you're actually on the same side as Karen, and find the act of mocking traditional food preparations perfectly find and dandy and that you have no problem being just as hypocritical as those racist white folks.

The problem isn't the food preparation or killing or feeding of the village. The problem here is the racism, you didn't actually fight the racism by attacking the food or the preparation and trying to redirect it, you've just internalized and made the "racist against food" a part of your own mindset, and still ended up basically mocking anything not Western.

--

I have to facepalm at some of the things the blogs devoted to mocking white people food think are "white".

[neverchecking]

Day 12: Medical Play- Wars

god this is so bad smh but I wrote this in 30 minutes bc I thought I prewrote it and I did not.

Smut so Minors Do Not Interact. If I find out a minor has interacted with my blog, I will block you.. Thank you!

Smut CW: Cross dressing, Wars is kinda mean, handjobs, edging

This is Day twelve of My Kinktober so be sure to come back and check out the other days! Friendly Reminder that all of my smut is tagged 'Cindersins' including this, but this will also be tagged as 'Cinder's happy halloween' along with the run of the mill smut tags.

Kinktober Masterlist <<< Day 11 >>>Day 13

This was humiliating.

He’s not quite sure which of the golden goddesses he pissed off (probably all of them, if he had to be honest), but this was a little much even for him. 

The vinyl clung to his waist in a near suffocating grasp, squeaking with his every move, and the dumb hat clipped to his hair was pulling at his roots and giving him a headache. Even the heels on his feet pinched his toes and gave his heels blisters. It was as degrading as it was humbling. 

But the worst part about it? 

The worst part of it all was your eyes, raving over him like a ravenous beast. He could practically see the drool pooling in the bottom of your jaw as he stepped closer, dress creaking as he went. When you first asked him to do this, making sure your pleading hands were held in front of your bandaged chest for extra pity, he didn’t think too much about it. It made you happy. And that was all that mattered to him. Your happiness was the very air he breathed, with your shiny smiles and the gems that dazzled in your eyes.

At this point however, he’d consider suffocating. 

“Hello, nurse.” You grinned, lips curling into a sharp, mocking smirk. “You’re looking well.” 

His teeth ground together so hard he could hear them. 

He said nothing, instead moving to perch beside you on your bed, feeling your eyes on him. Avoiding your gaze, he scowled. “How are you feeling?” 

“Better.” You nodded without a care in the world. “But, I’d feel even better if a certain nurse wasn’t so grumpy.”

“Yeah, well, you put me in this stupid fucking costume-”

“It’s a uniform.” You huffed before moving to sit up, “And it’s not all that bad.” 

He shook his head, practically snarling at you as he threw his hands up in the air. 

“What could possibly be redeemable about this-” 

All objections died on his tongue as your hand, warm and soft, snapped under the dress, fingers prodding as his cock. He instantly choked on his words, one hand falling to practically strangle the bed sheets as the other dropped to clap down unto his mouth. Something entirely sinful left his lips as you moved your hand up and down, just the slightest, that same smile adorning your features. 

“For one,” You started, watching as his shoulders shook and his thighs tensed. He hadn’t been expecting the action so suddenly and almost instantly it had him exactly where you wanted him. 

Your fingers, ever dexterous and nimble, picked up a steady rhythm of featherlight touches, teasing him and feeling his cock come to life under your touch. Precum dribbled past the head, staining the front of his boxers as he bit his palm to refrain from crying out. Every part of it was so much, so fast and it felt like lightning was frying every one of his nerve endings as your fingers sped up. 

Then you withdrew completely and he was snapping a cold, hard glare your way. 

You simply smiled and held up your shiny fingers. “Easy access.”

[not-goldy]

They think so because of his choices in chapter 2. I remember them being so defensive when anons asked them about why JK had songs with female protagonist and mocked antis for thinking that he's het, said female subject is for the technicality. But the same person is saying his chapter 2 decisions looks like he's preparing Fandom for a dating reveal with a woman just so he can show a partner of opposite gender to the society, for convenience. They said he will never ever reveal a male partner, understandable. We all know both of them are not gonna explicitly come out but they can always keep quiet and decide not to have any public relationship... there are many korean actors who are 40+ but have no public gf or relationship till now. They say Jikook may remain as Tony and Jaeduck ? Idk.. that couple but also says he will leave Jimin for a better future.. because that's what his social status in korea is.

Previously they said even his antis in kside don't believe that leaked video as it was blurry and even if it's real it doesn't mean they are dating. Now she's saying his video with that woman didn't made any noise in kside because they are already prepared for a dating news and kinda know about it.. just like taennie. They have a side blog where they stan other kpop groups and ship some of duos, there they said none of kpop ships comes close to what Jikook has. Recently they said no one in their right mind in Kside even cares about Jimin Daeun rumor as it's BS... but I bet in next week they are gonna say Jimin is also preparing Fandom for a dating reveal with her 🤡🤡🤡🤡 coz that opposite r their answers from one to another ask lol.

This is the same person who thinks JK didn't had any extra push from company, it's all his power and he deserves a grammy for seven when we all know how much scooter pushed seven to be top. This is the same person who thinks Jimin wasn't even sabogated or how everyone is living in lalaland at hybe.

This is not making followers insecure but straight up maniacs. Every Jikooker in right mind will always keep it in mind that maybe we could be wrong about them. But straight up mocking them saying Jikook are in love but also JK is getting ready for a dating reveal with a girl is so ???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Oooooohhh I see. Thanks for the explanation.

I see what they are saying here and in part I understand what they mean or where they are coming from.

It's not so crazy a theory to be honest. It's nothing that hasn't happened before. People fake date, spread relationship rumors or even marry to cover up their gayness. And if you are dating a closeted person who tend to develop that insecurity cos there's always that possibility they will burrow further into the closet than stand in their truth and claim you choose you or fight for you and with you.

I think Lil Nas X has a video that explores this much prevalent and painful queer experience you can check it. It's I want. Troye Sivan too. Blue Neighborhood watch/listen to the entire song series. Particularly Talk me down. Those are just my favorite queer artists but there's more who touch on this aspect of queer experience.

Partner abandonment is a huge challenge that faces the community especially as not everyone has the strength or luxury to stand and live their truth.

Hearing you say these things about Jikool actually makes me sad 😔

I don't want yet another "friend" to abandon Jimin😔

He already complained of friends betraying him and all and how he does so much for their love and I think he deserves love he deserves happiness he deserves someone who's interactions with him will heal him and nourish him and I think Jungkook- whatever you think their relationship status is- does that for him😔

People are so cruel when they say I wish Jikook break up, or that Vmin is crap and Jimin needs to cut Tae loose, like yall are wishing for Jimin to be abandoned 😔

You are wishing for him to experience the pain and trauma of partner separation or disconnecting from his primary sources of connection be it friendship or romance. All because you hate Tae and JK. They wish Tae Kook with develop a connection and "free" Jimin. And these are his fans yall. His own "fans."

For Jikook this is not something new to them either, all these "tattoo girl scandal" and Paris club scandal and rumor has it they have a gf and thus and that- they are all just ploys to cleanse their queer image by fans and to some extent the company who plays complacent in these situations neither refuting those rumors or refuting them too late whether advertently or inadvertently.

There's a queer idol who said his management would deliberately leak rumors about him dating girls or would ask him to build his body and become hyper masculine just so he appears "straight" to the public.

So perhaps you an disagree with her takes on these. I certainly do- unless Jungkook has done something really controversially gay I don't see why they would want to stage a queer cleanse for him this time around.

I mean he even said he wasn't dating no girl. If he wanted to queer cleanse he would have kept absolutely quite about it- at least for a while just as Hybe asked the tattoo girl to keep quiet about those rumors. Later she had to come out and throw hybe under the bus because the rumors were harming her- until she of course switched up and played it up.

It's messy. Kpop is messy.

Everyone is entitled to their views. Time will tell which views are more accurate than not is what I always say.

[faraway-sunshine]

We Interrupt This Blog To Show You Something Awesome

Omori has a Lego Ideas set! This awesomeness is brought to you by designer FoodIsScarce.

Under the cut, I'll be showing more images, explaining my thoughts, and give clarifications on how Lego Ideas works for this set. But if you want to skip that, link is here.

Lego Ideas Neighbor's Room and White Space Set Breakdown

To start off, this set has a whopping three components, all of which stand alone.

First, we have Neighbor's room!

The colors are honestly so nice in this mock-up. Lego has a fairly limited palette, but being bright and poppy works really well here.

Compared to the in-game room, it's pretty compact, but that makes sense so it doesn't dominate your shelves. Everything important is there, to outstanding detail. The leaves may ride up higher above the doorframe, but it doesn't break the immersion for me. It all feels like a piece of really nice fanart or even concept art.

The yellow cat is the centerpiece and I am very impressed with it. It isn't as stretched out as the original, though that's affected by the build size, but the shape of the paws, ears and head are spot-on and the face sticker really sells it.

Also, building the set sideways so it's smooth? Genius in my books. Sure, the minifigs won't stick, but all the smooth edges in this make the set stand out from Lego's lineup without seeming like a jarring oddity. Kind of like Omori's world compared to a bunch of other RPGs, really, so it's fitting.

I guess if I have a nitpick it'd be that the leaves are entirely different in vibe due to being all fluffy and rounded instead of the big sharp shapes in the original, but I don't think that's even really a bad thing. Just part of the Lego-ifying process. Also I groan at how I know I will place the cat's eyes wrong. Stickers are the bane of my existence. For Yellow Cat though, I would in theory persist.

Next, we have Mari's picnic blanket!

Gotta be honest, this caught me off guard, even as someone who was keeping track of this project for a while, but this is AWESOME. Colors are nailed, the existing basket and fruit pieces translate so well, and I just want to place all my fave figs on it immediately. I do hope that Mari's square could be subbed out with something with studs to keep her in place, as nothing else seems to be (maybe the basket has a 1 by 2 piece keeping it locked?).

I think it's an excellent choice even if it doesn't appear in either main room because you can plonk it by any other set or the huge pile of loose bricks you haven't gotten around to sorting yet and boom. You've just made a new corner of Headspace!

Last but certainly not least, White Space!

The computer and tissue box I think were really well done. Smooth place also tickles my fancy. I'm not as sold by the suspended light bulb; some white walls that maybe has a claw on the side would have helped sell the room more to me, I think. But it's solid.

And then you get to my favorite part in the room:

Original creator, you have my vote.

What about the minifigs?

This set still has you covered!

In this current iteration it includes six minifigs for your main characters as well as the cat and snake seen in earlier pictures. Everyone except Hero and Mari seem to be those shorter models, which always used to annoy me as a kid cause I couldn't bend the legs, but gets a pass here because remembering that height difference is nice.

The hair is a hot point of contest with the comments and Reddit posts. I'll explain more below, but Lego Ideas has rules about custom molds for new figures, so these were the closest the creator could get. And hey, I think Hero is spot on!

All the outfits and faces are custom prints, which are far easier than custom molds, and I think were done really well! Basil's top might be a bit bright, but otherwise the colors are perfect, and so is all the printing.

I also saw that Mari, Basil and Aubrey all had one extra face, which is rad. Not sure yet if Hero and Kel do too or if it's just the girls (I should assume Omori is just slate-faced as ever).

Just one more note: I love how spoiler-free this set is. You know everything in the first few moments of play. Our community is really bad with spoilers, I admit, so this is perfect for a shelf.

Here's some pics of them in action:

How does Lego Ideas even work? Is my vote worth it?

Short answer: Heck yeah!

Long answer:

Lego Ideas is a really popular program with a lot of new builds all the time, and people put a lot of work into both the models and promoting them just for the off-chance of it becoming a product.

I compiled some questions you might have based on this set specifically, but there's plenty of info yourself if you want to learn more.

How does a set get selected?

Lego Ideas has three intake periods a year for products that get over 10k signatures between the last period and that date. Each intake only has a select few that actually get to that mark; the record number in 2021 according to Wikipedia is 57 in one 2021 intake. It sounds like a lot, but in the site's 10-year run it's had over 135,000 ideas shared, not including a bunch that would have been struck down prior to going live due to breaking rules.

Each set gets 60 days to meet that goal on first launch, then an additional 365 once 100 people have signed on. Getting 1,000 supporters gives you an extra 6 months on top of that, and 5,000 (the halfway mark) another 6 months.

Meeting that 10k mark is non-negotiable for that specific set to receive the expert review through Ideas, though successful ideas that are lower may spark inspiration from their own teams.

Do I need to pledge money?

No! Lego Ideas is not a Kickstarter or crowdfund campaign. Those ask for money as they need a way to produce and distribute the product. Lego handles this on the creator's behalf.

All you need is to make a free Lego account and click the support button. You don't even have to enable email notifications on signup.

Where will I find the set then if it's made?

Anywhere else you find Lego! Even toyshops I go to have a small shelf for Ideas sets. If none of your local retailers have it, it'd be on online storefronts worldwide.

But Omori is a licensed product!

So are most of Lego Ideas' concepts that make it to becoming a set! Out of the 65 sets announced and confirmed for production (or who have already had their run!) just 29 are not tied to an IP.

So Omocat will be involved?

Yes. If the idea gets far enough, Lego would reach out to Omocat and any other copyright holders of Omori to discuss how to proceed. They will also get a say in any tweaks, and likely make a licensing fee off of Lego.

However, due to the Ideas streamline, the set likely won't be sold on Omocat's storefront (and if they are, it'd be because Omocat got a few sets to sell from them; they'll never be exclusive to Omocat's store).

Will the creator get paid?

If it makes it, yes! Lego Ideas people get a 1% cut. It's not much, but for all the work it gets to 10k I think it's earned.

But Omori isn't for kids!

Guess what: Neither are most Ideas! They're packed in black boxes and kept near the architecture and more advanced Technic sets targeted towards adults. Each set also has an age recommendation based both on set difficulty and the IP.

Is Omori even appropriate for Lego as a brand?

Omori is on the list of approved IP for Lego Ideas. This may be reviewed, but I think it will remain appropriate both because the set does not portray any of the concerning content in the game and because of the nature.

Lego says they won't make sets for franchises built around graphic violence, alcohol, or sex. Omori lacks all that. I doubt it would be yanked down based on that.

I don't care about Omori. Why should I support this?

First, why did you make it down here?

And second, look. I get it even as a fan. But if we can get an Omori set even to the review stage, that opens up the door for people to try with all other kinds of indie franchises. Undertale, Oneshot, Stardew Valley, Hollow Knight, whatever you think of!

Lego Ideas is a portal to Lego working with IP that isn't just owned by a mega corporation, and I think that is awesome.

I signed! What else can I do?

Spread the word! Reblog this post, tell your friends about it, repost (with links and credit) to other social media. Every little bit helps on the road to 10k, to catch Lego's attention, or even just to inspire someone else with a set idea they worry is too niche to share.

Cause this isn't just about Omori. It's about supporting the creativity of a dedicated fan who spent a long time working on something clearly inspired by a game held closely. And I am always going to support that.

Thank you for reading this far! If you're a regular, sorry for the break, lol. I will get back to regular posts soon. I just had an exam so am still a bit drained.

LINK IS HERE FOR A SECOND TIME: https://ideas.lego.com/projects/a73aaefc-9bc2-44f8-b106-63d66817fd1a/official_comments#content_nav_tabs

[pluralcc]

Howdy! We're new to having a plural Tumblr sideblog, but not new to being a system.

We’re C&C (Chris & Claire), a two-person DID traumagenic system with a few extra doses of Maladaptive Daydreaming characters sprinkled in. You may have seen us on my main blog or my Geoguessr blog. Or you may not have. We’re pan-ace, multiply disabled, and bodily 35 years old.

Chris/uzworm/uz (He/Him) - The perpetual fronter, the first one here, the de-facto owner of our body. Twitch streamer, discourser, and amateur meme historian. The closest thing to a voice of reason between the two of us. Used to write when he was younger but didn’t actually get any good at it until after people stopped paying him for it. 95% of the words you’ll read from this account will come from him. Birthday 9/29.

Claire (She/Her) - The newcomer. Has been around since at least ~2003, though we consider her to only be a few years younger in mind/spirit than Chris, if not the same age. Trans woman, whose coming out in 2020 is what caused us to realize we were two separate people. Her deadname was also a Resident Evil character, which is upsetting. Gremlin who types like a sixth-grader and uses too many emojis. 🤭 If she’s fronting, you’ll be able to tell. Also goes by the username “Clairesonality” on Twitch. Birthday 11/20, because we don’t know her actual birthday but 11/20/20 was when we realized we were plural. 

We don’t believe in DNIs; anyone we would list on one is probably the type who would break one. That said, if you’re exclusionist in any way, or a bigot, you’re not gonna like us. So maybe steer clear unless you want a mock and block.

To be clear, this blog doesn’t care about “anti-endo” or any other related arguments. We were on Tumblr for the famed "ace discourse" back in the day, along with truscum/tucute etc. movements, and our entire political philosophy is built on community, understanding and anti-exclusonist nonsense, so we have no time for any of that shit.

Our avatar art is by Kaaylien. Banner art is pixel art by us, based on the music video for the B.O.B/Bruno Mars song "Nothin' On You".

[lehhoh7822]

I posted 3,855 times in 2022

That's 3,609 more posts than 2021!

648 posts created (17%)

3,207 posts reblogged (83%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@proudfreakmetarusonniku

@ruffboijuliaburnsides

@phantoids

@journal-number-3

@las-nevadas-corporate

I tagged 1,355 of my posts in 2022

#lr likes your art - 182 posts

#dsmp - 75 posts

#ua reblogs - 47 posts

#lehhohgoeszoom - 34 posts

#cdc reblogs - 29 posts

#cw food - 29 posts

#haha - 27 posts

#yeah - 27 posts

#passing ships - 27 posts

#creb - 26 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#you know i don’t remember what an ost is but there are many people who go by ranboo and followers knowing your music taste isn’t atypical

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

@americans how many blazes are you getting???

i see a lot of post complaining about blazed posts but im in australia so ive gotten literally like none

15 notes - Posted September 26, 2022

#4

you know i rewatched the whole minecraft bu the sky is eating the world thing where mr soot kept saying that he was being an iron slut

i am beign a whore for copper. i need more fucking copper. 64 of those only translate to 7 blocks (and there should be an extra one but there isn;t because... maht?)

listen I have this massive room and it’s made of snow. and copper. 

16 notes - Posted August 31, 2022

#3

“At this rate I see literally no difference between kicking your ass out of the balcony and not.” oh my god.

this is the bullshit that keeps my love of centricide going

how would one describe centricide, genuinely? EDIT: oh my god I am so sorry I forgot to mention this is a quote from the politi-girl fanfic series on ao3 sorry for forgetting to give credit to @politigirls on ao3

19 notes - Posted July 7, 2022

#2

you know, with all this reboot stuff, i just want to say that the ccs... idk, i feel like they dont completely get how funky the fans are. they’ll be real upset that you tore away the plot and characters and storylines they drew to love with a potential of everything failing more, and many will pull away

but even more so, i think many will stay.

im not sure if they realise that dsmp is really important to a lot of people, and how upsetting it would be to have it torn away after waiting and being paitient, endless fan content and community based around a plot that essentially got “Abandoned Work: Unfinished or Discontinued” slapped on it, but its important enough that even when you mock your fans for being there, even when you fuck them over, etc, etc, they will still watch because it was so good and they care enough and hope enough that theyll keep going until you reach really really shit

yeah lol. idk man

25 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

for me specifically as a teenager who has asthma, i just. maybe its just me, but i swear it can’t be. asthma is this frustrating creature who you get very sick of very quickly. when i have an asthma attack, i might be experiencing like. physcial struggle to breathe but cognitively im just annoyed and tired, and the most emotional reaction you’ll probably get out of me is just frustration or a little bit of fear if it goes on a little bit too long.

everyone is prickish about it, when i was younger i could never participate in sport and people thought i was so lucky when everything just hurt and my head was always light and the office ladies fucking despised me. no one wants to call it a real disability (what else is it? I dare you, tell me what a disability is), it makes you scared to do things, you dont want to run that race or try that sport because you know you won’t be able to do it. you need breaks while running. inhalers are more expensive the price stacks up over time 

like when i have an asthma attack, i literally cannot just breathe. that is the entire problem. i cannot do breathing exercises, it does not matter whehter or not i look you in the eyes, i need the medication for my chronic illness. 

i had this whole thing where a bunch of student in primary school like year 5-6 made videos about me, mocking me and calling me asthma attack girl, and pretending to have asthma attacks to be like look at (name) and how much shes faking!! and putting them online and they got a lot of shares. 

“stop doing that stupid wheezing thing and just breathe” “why are you coughing like that? don’t you want to breathe?” “look at me, no, NO, HEY, HEY, look at me and breathe in- NO NO, BREATHE in and hey no-” “you just lost control of yourself, you need to stay in control and not give in to the asthma”

like. fuck you. treat us with respect. also because your ableism is easy to clown on. 

91 notes - Posted October 16, 2022

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[interviewcracker1]

How to Succeed in a Telephonic Interview: A Simple Guide

A telephonic interview is a common way for companies to screen candidates before meeting them in person. It's often the first step in the hiring process, allowing employers to get a quick idea of whether a candidate is suitable for the job. Even though you’re not meeting face-to-face, a telephonic interview is just as important as any in-person interview, and being well-prepared is key to success.

In this blog, we’ll discuss what a telephonic interview is, how to prepare for it, and how to perform well during the call. Plus, we’ll explain how platforms like Interview Cracker can help you get ready and boost your chances of landing the job.

What is a Telephonic Interview?

A telephonic interview is simply a job interview that takes place over the phone. It is usually shorter than a face-to-face interview, often lasting about 15 to 30 minutes. The goal is for employers to ask a few questions to understand your skills, experience, and how well you might fit the role. If you do well in the telephonic interview, you may be invited for an in-person or video interview as the next step.

One of the biggest advantages of a telephonic interview is that it can be done from anywhere, which makes it convenient for both the employer and the candidate. But, it can also be challenging because you don’t have the benefit of body language or facial expressions to communicate your enthusiasm or confidence.

How to Prepare for a Telephonic Interview

Preparing for a telephonic interview is similar to preparing for an in-person interview, but there are a few extra things you need to consider. Here are some tips to help you get ready:

Know the Job Description: Before the interview, make sure you fully understand the job role and what the company is looking for. Go through the job description carefully and be ready to explain how your skills match the requirements.

Research the Company: Take time to learn about the company. This will help you tailor your answers and show that you’re genuinely interested in the role. Companies like Interview Cracker can help you practice talking about a company’s background in mock interviews.

Prepare Your Answers: Think about the common interview questions you might be asked, like “Tell me about yourself” or “Why do you want to work here?” Practicing your answers will make you feel more confident. Interview Cracker offers sample questions and expert advice to help you prepare.

Choose a Quiet Place: Since a telephonic interview relies entirely on your voice, it's important to find a quiet place where you won’t be disturbed. Make sure your phone is fully charged and that you have a good signal.

Have Your Resume Handy: Keep your resume and any notes in front of you during the interview. Since the interviewer can’t see you, it’s okay to refer to your resume when answering questions, but don’t rely on it too much—try to sound natural.

How to Perform Well in a Telephonic Interview

Now that you’ve prepared for the telephonic interview, it’s time to focus on how to perform well during the call. Here are some tips to help you shine:

Be Punctual: Just like an in-person interview, it’s important to be on time for your telephonic interview. If the interviewer is supposed to call you, be ready a few minutes early. If you are expected to make the call, make sure you dial at the agreed time.

Speak Clearly: In a telephonic interview, your voice is the only way to communicate. Speak clearly and at a steady pace. Avoid mumbling or speaking too fast. This ensures that the interviewer understands you without asking for repetition.

Listen Carefully: Pay close attention to what the interviewer is saying. It’s easy to get distracted during a phone call, but active listening is key. If you miss a question, politely ask the interviewer to repeat it.

Show Enthusiasm: Even though the interviewer can’t see you, they can still sense your enthusiasm through your voice. Smile while speaking—it makes your voice sound friendlier and more positive.

Answer Concisely: Since a telephonic interview is often shorter than an in-person one, it’s important to keep your answers focused and concise. Don’t go off on long tangents—stick to the point.

Ask Questions: At the end of the interview, you’ll usually be given a chance to ask questions. Prepare one or two questions about the company or the role. This shows your interest and engagement in the process.

Mock interviews offered by platforms like Interview Cracker are a great way to practice these skills. You can get feedback on your performance and improve areas where you may need help.

Common Mistakes to Avoid

When it comes to a telephonic interview, there are a few common mistakes that candidates should avoid:

Background Noise: Conduct your interview in a quiet place without interruptions. Avoid distractions like TV, pets, or other people in the room.

Interrupting the Interviewer: Make sure the interviewer finishes their question before you begin your answer. Interrupting can come across as rude or impatient.

Not Sounding Confident: Speak with confidence, even if you feel nervous. Platforms like Interview Cracker can help you build confidence through practice and preparation.

Failing to Follow Up: After the interview, send a polite thank-you email to express your gratitude for the opportunity. This leaves a positive impression on the interviewer.

How Interview Cracker Can Help You Succeed

Interview Cracker is a platform designed to help job seekers prepare for interviews, including telephonic interviews. They offer personalized coaching and mock interviews to help you practice answering questions confidently and clearly. With expert feedback, you can improve your communication skills, learn how to handle tough questions, and boost your chances of success.

Whether you’re preparing for a telephonic or face-to-face interview, Interview Cracker provides the guidance and tools you need to make a lasting impression on employers. Their mock interviews simulate real-life interview scenarios, so you feel prepared and confident when the real call comes.

Conclusion

A telephonic interview is an important step in the hiring process, and being well-prepared can make all the difference. By understanding the company, preparing your answers, and practicing good communication skills, you can perform well and move to the next stage of the interview process.

Platforms like Interview Cracker are there to help you along the way, offering expert advice and practice to ensure you are ready for any interview. With their help, you can confidently take on your next telephonic interview and impress your potential employer.

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Best Mobile Apps for IAS Preparation

Preparing for the Indian Administrative Service examination is no small feat. First of all, one needs a wellstructured plan of preparation coupled with consistent efforts and the right resources. In a digital era like this, a mobile application plays a very important role in helping aspirants. With such applications, studying material, current affairs, and other stuff like mock tests within easy reach.

These mobile apps are supplements to classroom learning for students preparing at distinguished coaching centers like PM IAS Academy, Coimbatore, and provide them with that extra mile in preparation. Let's know more about the best IAS mobile applications in helping your study plan in the blog below.

Why Mobile Apps Are Essential for IAS Preparation With the fast information and technology world, mobile applications make learning easier. Here are a few reasons why these mobile applications are required for IAS aspirants:

Access is not necessary to be at one place to access study materials, news, or lectures. You could do it anywhere and at any time, thus optimizing your study time even during short breaks.

One can opt for customized study plans and track progress in some mobile applications. Thus, a student will focus on his areas of weakness and improve accordingly.

Diverse Content: These have every possible study material, right from current affairs to mock tests, video lectures, and so on, which helps aspirants cover the entire IAS syllabus.

It is cost-effective. Although the courses for IAS preparation are costly, the mobile apps are relatively free and cost-friendly, ensuring that everyone gets to access the best education. Let's dig deeper into the best mobile apps available for IAS aspirants, especially from PM IAS Academy in Coimbatore, to enhance their preparation.

Top Mobile Apps for IAS Preparation

Comprehensive Current Affairs App Keeping oneself updated with current affairs is an essential part of IAS preparation. Apps related to current affairs provide news at the national and international levels, policies by governments, and the condition of society. These apps provide the following:

News summary on a daily basis. Editorials from leading newspapers. Monthly current affairs capsules. Quizzes and practice tests based on current events. For aspirants at PM IAS Academy in Coimbatore, these apps can work as supplements to your learning in the classrooms by providing current news update and analysis important both for Prelims and Mains.

Mock Test and Practice App Mocking tests and practice exams are the best ways to know where you stand and which part of the exam pattern is to be understood. These apps provide:

Timed Prelims and Mains Mock Tests. Detailed Performance Analysis. Sectional Tests General Studies, CSAT and Optional subjects. Practice through Mock Test Apps. So you may catch where you are going wrong, and you may concentrate on areas of improvement. The students of PM IAS Academy in Coimbatore find these apps to be very handy for simulating the actual exam atmosphere.

Interactive Learning and Video Lecture App For the student who is a visual learner, interactive video lecture apps would come as a gift. These include:

Video lectures by experts on multiple topics within the syllabus of the IAS. Interactive quizzes and discussions. Topic-wise segregation. The ease of accessing video lectures at any time makes it simpler for the aspirants in revisiting a topic or clearing doubts. Video lectures supplemented with learning in classes at PM IAS Academy here in Coimbatore cover all complexities in topics.

Previous Year Papers and Question Bank App Understanding the kind of question paper used in previous years' examinations would help crack IAS. A multitude of question papers from previous years and huge question banks are available on these apps that offer access to: Question papers of Preliminary and Mains for the last 10+ years. Questions available topic-wise and subject-wise for practice. Answer explanation and analysis for enhanced understanding. These apps can be used in conjunction with classroom coaching to ensure that the students are well exposed to question patterns and adequately rehearsed.

NCERT and Standard Books App NCERT books form the backbone of IAS preparation. Having easy access to NCERT books and other standard reference material on your mobile is very invaluable. Apps give the user: Free access to all NCERT books from Class 6 to 12. Summary of main points from standard reference books. The ability to highlight and bookmark sections which may need to be revisited again. To the PM IAS Academy aspirant at Coimbatore, these apps have turned out to be an excellent quick reference tool, carrying their textbooks wherever they want.

Note Taking and Revision App The art of note-taking is always good and with these apps, you can coordinate your revision process with: Tools that enable you to create and organize your notes. Ability to share notes with classmates or gurus. Accessing notes on any device. Capture of lecture notes and highlights taken at PM IAS Academy, Coimbatore and it will always be ready for revision on the go.

Time Management and Planner App Time management forms one of the biggest challenges an IAS aspirant faces. In addition to planner and time management apps, you can:

Schedule study time and reminders for your timetable. Divide the IAS syllabus into smaller sections. Marking daily, weekly, and monthly progress. You can thus monitor your study materials with proper time management apps along with these scheduled pre-planned study times given for CSAT preparation by PM IAS Academy in Coimbatore. CSAT is a part of IAS Prelims and there are specific apps that help aspirants prepare for the CSAT paper. They offer:

Logical reasoning and comprehension exercises Quantitative aptitude practice tests Detailed explanations and performance tracking For PM IAS Academy students in Coimbatore, these apps come as a supplement to help them feel better prepared for the CSAT paper, which usually acts as a decider for clearing Prelims.

How to Leverage these Applications while Preparing IAS It is nice to use these mobile applications, but it needs strategic use in order to get the maximum benefits from them. Here are a few tips on how one should integrate these apps into one's IAS study plan:

That can be used as complements of and not to replace the classroom learnings under PM IAS Academy in Coimbatore: Also, these apps should be used as a supplement to those guidances and resources received from the academy. Classroom training has the backdrop of an institution, while mobile applications provide flexibility and resource supplemented as well.

Maintain a Balanced Study Plan: Do not spend all your time on any app or subject. Use apps for current affairs in the morning, mock test in the day, and revision in the evening such that you are studying everything.

Fix Time Limitations: Mobile applications tend to be addictive. See that you don't spend too much time on them. Ensure you have fixed time limits for each app so that you balance your study routine.

Regularly assess your progress: Utilize the performance analytics provided by mock test applications to monitor your progress and then modify your plan of study. Share the results with the mentors at PM IAS Academy, Coimbatore, and get tailored feedback based on it.

Conclusion The mobile apps for IAS preparation are excellent tools to help you enhance your learning experience. Above all, such applications are easily availed, which further enhances your overall performance. It may clear up emergency current affairs, practice mock tests, or revise vital topics while focusing on a specific area of improvement.

However, these apps can be used only in combination with structured coaching from experts. For students at PM IAS Academy in Coimbatore, mobile apps thus provide greater access to more resources and more flexibility to meet their dreams of becoming an IAS officer.

By integrating mobile apps in your strategy of preparation, you get a step ahead in the competition, keep things organized, and move fearlessly closer to becoming an IAS officer.

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CUET PG Botany 2025: Unit-wise Syllabus Overview and Top Preparation Hacks

The CUET PG Botany exam is an important step for students who wish to pursue postgraduate study in Botany. Knowledge of the syllabus is essential for effective preparation. CUET PG Botany Syllabus 2025 is designed to test a comprehensive understanding of the basic concepts of plant biology. In this blog, we will explore the syllabus, provide an overview and share. Details according to the learning unit and tips for preparation.

CUET PG Botany Syllabus 2025 Overview

CUET PG Botany curriculum, year 2025 The CUET PG Botany 2025 syllabus covers a range of topics. From basic botany to advanced biological processes. The exam is divided into two parts: Part A, which covers general topics related to botany, and Part B, which focuses on domain-specific topics. The total number of questions is 150, with 75 questions in each section, for a total of 300 points. Each correct answer receives four points. While each incorrect answer will be deducted one point.

CUET PG Botany Unit-wise Syllabus 2025

To ensure focused preparation, it’s important to break the syllabus down into its key units. Below is a unit-wise breakdown:

Plant Systematics and Taxonomy

Study the classification, nomenclature, and identification of plants. Review family characteristics, herbarium techniques, and evolutionary trends.

Plant Anatomy and Development

Focus on the structure of tissues, organs, and cells in plants. Study plant growth, morphogenesis, and developmental biology, including cell differentiation and hormonal control.

Plant Physiology

Study vital functions such as photosynthesis, respiration, water relations, and mineral nutrition in plants. Grasp how these physiological processes help in plant growth and survival.

Ecology and Environment

Understand the interaction of plants with their environment, including ecosystems, conservation, and environmental stresses. Learn about biodiversity and climate change.

Plant Genetics and Biotechnology

Study the principles of inheritance, molecular genetics, and plant breeding. Topics also include the applications of biotechnology in agriculture and genetic modifications.

Economic Botany and Plant Resources

Focus on the economic importance of plants. Learn about medicinal plants, forestry, and the agricultural applications of botany.

CUET PG Botany Syllabus 2025 Preparation Tips

Understand the Syllabus Thoroughly

Start by reading the entire syllabus and creating a study plan. Break down complex topics into smaller subtopics for easier understanding.

Prioritize Based on Weightage

Focus more on topics that carry higher weightage in the exam. For example, plant physiology and genetics often carry more marks, so devote extra time to these units.

Use Quality Study Material

Study from textbooks recommended by experts, and refer to IFAS Online’s CUET PG Botany study materials for in-depth coverage of every topic. Make use of online resources for interactive learning.

Practice Previous Year Question Papers

Solving previous year’s question papers will give you an idea of the exam pattern and help improve time management. Regular practice will also help you familiarize yourself with frequently asked questions.

Revise Regularly

Ensure you allocate time for regular revision. Create notes for each unit, highlighting important definitions, diagrams, and processes for quick review before the exam.

Take Mock Tests

Enroll in IFAS Online CUET PG Botany mock tests to assess your preparation level. Mock tests will help identify your strengths and areas that need improvement.

By following these preparation tips and understanding the CUET PG Botany syllabus 2025 thoroughly, students will have a better chance of success in their next exam. Systematic preparation will help you tackle the exam with confidence and maintain your top position.

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Study Plan for CS Executive December 2024 Exam 

Introduction 

Preparing for the CS Executive December 2024 exam can be daunting, especially when you’re trying to balance work, personal commitments, and study time. Having a structured study plan is crucial to stay on track and make the most of your preparation. In this blog, we will guide you through an effective and detailed study plan, helping you cover the syllabus and revise effectively in time for the exam. 

Whether you're a first-time aspirant or repeating the exam, this guide will provide you with the best study strategies and tips to ace your CS Executive exam. 

Why Do You Need a Study Plan for CS Executive? 

The CS Executive syllabus is vast, covering different subjects like Company Law, Tax Laws, and Financial and Strategic Management. Without a proper study plan, it becomes easy to lose track of time and feel overwhelmed by the volume of content. 

Benefits of a well-structured study plan: 

Keeps you organized and focused 

Helps you track your progress 

Ensures timely revision before exams 

Prevents last-minute panic and stress 

Month-by-Month Study Plan for CS Executive December 2024 

To help you manage your time and stay on track, here's a month-by-month study plan. This plan divides the syllabus into manageable sections, ensuring you cover every topic while leaving ample time for revision. 

August to September 2024 – Foundation Building Phase 

Goal: Thoroughly understand the basics and complete 60% of the syllabus. 

Subjects to Focus: Start with Company Law, Setting Up of Business Entities, and Jurisprudence. These are time-consuming and concept-heavy subjects. 

Study Hours: Aim for 4–5 hours a day. 

Tip: Make summary notes for key sections of Company Law and Tax Laws for later reference. 

Example: For Company Law, focus on memorizing the types of companies and related compliance structures early on. 

October 2024 – Advanced Learning & Practice 

Goal: Finish the remaining 40% of the syllabus and begin mock tests. 

Subjects to Focus: Switch to Financial and Strategic Management, Capital Markets, and Securities Laws. 

Study Hours: Increase to 6 hours a day. 

Quick Tip: Start solving previous year’s question papers to get a better understanding of the exam pattern and types of questions asked. 

November 2024 – Mock Tests & Revision 

Goal: Complete 2–3 rounds of revision and sit for 2 full-length mock tests. 

Subjects to Focus: Revise Company Law, Tax Laws, and Setting Up Business Entities with the aim of practicing practical questions. 

Mock Tests: Sit for full-length mock tests under exam conditions to build stamina and confidence. 

December 2024 – Final Touches & Exam Strategy 

Goal: Last-minute revisions and mental preparation for exam day. 

Study Hours: Focus on 3-4 hours a day of targeted revision. 

Tip: Spend more time on weak areas, but don’t ignore strong subjects entirely. 

Effective Tips to Study for CS Executive 

1. Focus on Practical Application 

Subjects like Tax Laws and Financial Management require a thorough understanding of how concepts are applied in real-world scenarios. Spend extra time on these topics, solving problems and applying concepts to practical situations. 

2. Use Online Resources 

For a better understanding of difficult concepts, make use of online video tutorials, webinars, and online study groups. Platforms like IProledge Academy provide excellent resources tailored specifically for CS Executive aspirants. 

3. Time Management 

Divide your time between reading theory and practicing questions. Don't spend too much time on any single topic. Break up study sessions into smaller chunks and review regularly. 

4. Focus on Repeated Questions 

Certain topics and questions are repeated across various attempts. Keep an eye on previous years' question papers and identify recurring patterns. 

5. Take Care of Your Health 

Mental and physical health is critical during exam preparation. Ensure that you’re taking breaks, exercising, and eating healthily. A clear mind will help you retain information better. 

Why Choose IProledge Academy for CS Executive? 

If you're looking for structured guidance and expert faculty support during your CS Executive preparation, IProledge Academy is the ideal place for you. Their tailored coaching programs focus on: 

Comprehensive study material 

Personalized mentorship and doubt-solving 

Regular mock tests 

Specialized focus on weak areas 

Choosing a professional coaching institute like IProledge Academy can give you a significant advantage in preparing for the exam. 

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) 

1. How many hours should I study daily for CS Executive? 

I aim for at least 4-6 hours of focused study every day, increasing this to 7-8 hours as the exam approaches. 

2. How can I manage both work and studies for CS Executive? 

Having a strict schedule is key. Use weekends and free time for intensive study sessions and try to stick to a study timetable. 

3. Is it necessary to join coaching for CS Executive? 

While self-study is possible, coaching from institutes like IProledge Academy provides a structured approach and expert guidance, which can be beneficial. 

4. What is the best way to revise for CS Executive? 

Revise using your own summary notes, solve past papers, and focus on topics that you find difficult. Mock tests are essential in identifying weak areas. 

5. What are the most important topics for the CS Executive exam? 

Company Law, Tax Laws, and Financial Management are considered key subjects. Focus on areas with more practical applications for better exam performance. 

Conclusion 

With the right strategy and focused effort, you can ace the CS Executive December 2024 exam. This month-by-month study plan ensures that you cover every part of the syllabus and have enough time for revision and practice. Be consistent in your preparation and consider enrolling at IProledge Academy to get the professional guidance and support needed to excel in this challenging exam. 

Good luck with your preparation! 

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Study Plan for CS Executive December 2024 Exam 

Introduction 

Preparing for the CS Executive December 2024 exam can be daunting, especially when you’re trying to balance work, personal commitments, and study time. Having a structured study plan is crucial to stay on track and make the most of your preparation. In this blog, we will guide you through an effective and detailed study plan, helping you cover the syllabus and revise effectively in time for the exam. 

Whether you're a first-time aspirant or repeating the exam, this guide will provide you with the best study strategies and tips to ace your CS Executive exam. 

Why Do You Need a Study Plan for CS Executive? 

The CS Executive syllabus is vast, covering different subjects like Company Law, Tax Laws, and Financial and Strategic Management. Without a proper study plan, it becomes easy to lose track of time and feel overwhelmed by the volume of content. 

Benefits of a well-structured study plan: 

Keeps you organized and focused 

Helps you track your progress 

Ensures timely revision before exams 

Prevents last-minute panic and stress 

Month-by-Month Study Plan for CS Executive December 2024 

To help you manage your time and stay on track, here's a month-by-month study plan. This plan divides the syllabus into manageable sections, ensuring you cover every topic while leaving ample time for revision. 

August to September 2024 – Foundation Building Phase 

Goal: Thoroughly understand the basics and complete 60% of the syllabus. 

Subjects to Focus: Start with Company Law, Setting Up of Business Entities, and Jurisprudence. These are time-consuming and concept-heavy subjects. 

Study Hours: Aim for 4–5 hours a day. 

Tip: Make summary notes for key sections of Company Law and Tax Laws for later reference. 

Example: For Company Law, focus on memorizing the types of companies and related compliance structures early on. 

October 2024 – Advanced Learning & Practice 

Goal: Finish the remaining 40% of the syllabus and begin mock tests. 

Subjects to Focus: Switch to Financial and Strategic Management, Capital Markets, and Securities Laws. 

Study Hours: Increase to 6 hours a day. 

Quick Tip: Start solving previous year’s question papers to get a better understanding of the exam pattern and types of questions asked. 

November 2024 – Mock Tests & Revision 

Goal: Complete 2–3 rounds of revision and sit for 2 full-length mock tests. 

Subjects to Focus: Revise Company Law, Tax Laws, and Setting Up Business Entities with the aim of practicing practical questions. 

Mock Tests: Sit for full-length mock tests under exam conditions to build stamina and confidence. 

December 2024 – Final Touches & Exam Strategy 

Goal: Last-minute revisions and mental preparation for exam day. 

Study Hours: Focus on 3-4 hours a day of targeted revision. 

Tip: Spend more time on weak areas, but don’t ignore strong subjects entirely. 

Effective Tips to Study for CS Executive 

1. Focus on Practical Application 

Subjects like Tax Laws and Financial Management require a thorough understanding of how concepts are applied in real-world scenarios. Spend extra time on these topics, solving problems and applying concepts to practical situations. 

2. Use Online Resources 

For a better understanding of difficult concepts, make use of online video tutorials, webinars, and online study groups. Platforms like IProledge Academy provide excellent resources tailored specifically for CS Executive aspirants. 

3. Time Management 

Divide your time between reading theory and practicing questions. Don't spend too much time on any single topic. Break up study sessions into smaller chunks and review regularly. 

4. Focus on Repeated Questions 

Certain topics and questions are repeated across various attempts. Keep an eye on previous years' question papers and identify recurring patterns. 

5. Take Care of Your Health 

Mental and physical health is critical during exam preparation. Ensure that you’re taking breaks, exercising, and eating healthily. A clear mind will help you retain information better. 

Why Choose IProledge Academy for CS Executive? 

If you're looking for structured guidance and expert faculty support during your CS Executive preparation, IProledge Academy is the ideal place for you. Their tailored coaching programs focus on: 

Comprehensive study material 

Personalized mentorship and doubt-solving 

Regular mock tests 

Specialized focus on weak areas 

Choosing a professional coaching institute like IProledge Academy can give you a significant advantage in preparing for the exam. 

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) 

1. How many hours should I study daily for CS Executive? 

I aim for at least 4-6 hours of focused study every day, increasing this to 7-8 hours as the exam approaches. 

2. How can I manage both work and studies for CS Executive? 

Having a strict schedule is key. Use weekends and free time for intensive study sessions and try to stick to a study timetable. 

3. Is it necessary to join coaching for CS Executive? 

While self-study is possible, coaching from institutes like IProledge Academy provides a structured approach and expert guidance, which can be beneficial. 

4. What is the best way to revise for CS Executive? 

Revise using your own summary notes, solve past papers, and focus on topics that you find difficult. Mock tests are essential in identifying weak areas. 

5. What are the most important topics for the CS Executive exam? 

Company Law, Tax Laws, and Financial Management are considered key subjects. Focus on areas with more practical applications for better exam performance. 

Conclusion 

With the right strategy and focused effort, you can ace the CS Executive December 2024 exam. This month-by-month study plan ensures that you cover every part of the syllabus and have enough time for revision and practice. Be consistent in your preparation and consider enrolling at IProledge Academy to get the professional guidance and support needed to excel in this challenging exam. 

Good luck with your preparation! 

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Introduction to Begin LIC Assistant Exam for Beginners

Introduction:

So, it is very challenging for beginners to start preparing for the LIC Assistant exam. Certainly, following an appropriate approach and guidance can definitely let you take control of this journey. Professional assistance via the best LIC assistant coaching in Kolkata is going to assist you in making head and tail of this examination to prepare efficiently. This blog will help you understand the LIC Assistant exam, and it is surely going to set the ball rolling for you.

About the LIC Assistant Exam

The Life Insurance Corporation of India is the body responsible for the LIC Assistant examination, which is for the clerical posts. It is one of the most demanding examinations amongst all the insurance exams, as it opens the doorway to a stable and rewarding career in the insurance sector. The LIC Assistant exam is based on two main stages: the Preliminary Exam and the Main Exam and concludes by testing the linguistic capabilities of the candidate.

Prelims Examination- This examination is made up of three sections: Reasoning Ability, Numerical Ability, and English Language.

The mains Examination- comprising the sections Reasoning & Computer Aptitude, General/Financial Awareness, Quantitative Aptitude, and English Language. An insight into the pattern of the examination is really essential for the beginner for sorting out the things for an effective preparation.

Guidance for Beginners LIC Assistant Exam

1. Know your Syllabus -

Before you start the preparation, one needs to understand the syllabus completely. Knowing what topics each section comprises helps the candidate to concentrate his efforts in a manner where they are most required. This will also allow you to create a structured study plan that covers all areas systematically.

2. Study Plan:

Only after you have familiarized yourself with the syllabus, create a chalking-out study plan, where your preparation is spilt into little, comprehensible parts. Allocate specific time slots for each subject, ensuring that the entire syllabus is well covered way ahead of the actual date of the examination. Your study plan should also include time for revision and practice tests.

 3. Basics First :

Hence, as a beginner, you have to focus on building a very strong foundation. Get the basics of all the subjects clear and then proceed only to the higher end. In this respect, the top online coaching for LIC assistant will come to your help. Clarification of the concept by expert instructors can make all the differences in getting those extra bits of information so important for preparation.

4. Practice Mock Tests:

Practice forms an integral part of any competitive examination. It would help you not only learn what you have grasped but also increase your speed and accuracy. Use the mock tests, some previous-year question papers, and some online materials for practice to test your knowledge, and notice the areas that you need to improve.

5. Make Use of Online Resources:

In this digital era, nowadays, there are loads of online resources that can help you in your preparation. Best online coaching for LIC Assistant offers free learning tools, including video classes, e-books, quizzes, and interactive sessions conducted from your home. Such will greatly help the working class or people with less time.

6. Stay Updated with General Awareness:

The General/Financial Awareness section of the examination necessitates the applicant to be very well in tune with current affairs, especially pertaining to the banking and insurance sectors. Have a daily reading pattern from newspapers and keep a continuous track of news through various news portals and apps compiled specifically for current affairs.

7. Join a Coaching Institute:

A coaching institute will make a substantial difference to the preparation of many aspirants for the better. It would ensure structured learning and proper guidance by experts and would adopt a disciplined way of studying. They should also have scheduled mock tests, which will ensure expert progress checks and invaluable confidence-boosting opportunities.

Conclusion:

This journey on which you will embark immediately to escalate your preparation for the LIC Assistant examination could be pretty challenging, but you can easily do it if you follow the right strategies and support. Best coaching for LIC assistant in Kolkata provides a professional guide, which helps build up comprehensive study materials and a specialized learning atmosphere for success. Engage in the tips from this blog and be assured, project a success career with LIC.

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Anthony's Stupid Daily Blog (853): Thu 18th Jul 2024

My first day of mandatory overtime at work. It’s absolute bullshit that were forced to do this it should be voluntary like joining the army or wiping your arse. Every year they give us the same shit about how we need to pull together to exceed customer expectations but I'm not sure how that would even work. In order to MEET customer expectations we would need to get their order delivered on time which is what every buisness aims to do anyway so EXCEEDING customer expectations would be getting their items delivered on time and giving them a complimentary handjob…which I have to say i would do instead of having to walk up and down the factory all day on my fucking day off. Before first break I had sweat more than the England team did during the entire Euros and by the end of the day I could barely walk. As tough as this was it was just a preview of the Hell I will have to go through at Christmas again when I have to do an extra day for six cunting weeks but we'll cross that bridge when I jump off it. As shitty as today was for my feet, £184 for ten hours work. Not too bad, that will pay for another tattoo or perhaps some spending money for Greece. As soon as I got in I stuck on last night's Dynamite and was treated to a near hour long battle between MJF and Will Ospreay over the International Championship. As usual these two had their working boots on and kicked the living shit out of each other for almost sixty minutes (They almost looked as exhausted as me after finishing my shift) with MJF coming out victorious after whacking Ospreay with the Dynamite Diamond Ring. Sometimes it's necassary to force something in wrestling and MJF going back to being a heel was definitely a must after the wet fart ending to his angle with Adam Cole Bay Bay. In an ideal world the reveal of Adam Cole as The Devil would've led to a six month feud between the two but tragically both men were injured and The Elite were already doing their evil powerhouse faction at the time so The Undisputed Kingdom just got lost in the shuffle. Who knows what that rivalry would've been but regardless I'm glad that they've hit the reset button on MJF because babyface MJF without a Cole feud would've been completely hollow and pointless. I was sad to learn that legendary comedian Bob Newhart had died. His album Button Down Mind is still one of the all time great comedy albums and I think Newhart is one of the few, along with Woody Allen, Mort Sahl and Lenny Bruce, who can lay claim to having invented a new method of doing stand up. Bruce was unapologetically offfensive, Sahl showed that you could use comedy to mock key political figures, Allen introduced the idea of monologue stand up instead of joke after joke and Newhart basically invented character stand-up i.e acting out situations during a stand up routine in sketch almost in the form of a sketch. I'm sure at the time none of these fine comics thought that they were doing anything revolutionary but rather they were just delivering their jokes in ways that were most comfortable to them but you can certainly see how their choice of delivery / subject matter has influenced everything that has come since them. Newhart also seemed like a really lovely guy who didn't care that much about his place in the comedy food chain but rather just seemed happy that he was part of it. I would have liked to have seen him live but sadly I would've had to have been born fifty years earlier than I was and gotten myself a ticket for the Royal Variety Performance 1964 because that was genuinely Newhart's only UK gig so he clearly held a grudge against the Brits because of what we did to the Americans during World War 3. Either way he was a funny fucker and he will be missed.

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I honestly think this is assuming good intent that isn’t there. Bullying has been consistent throughout the entire time fandom has existed; it’s just that when I was in my early 20s people scratched their bullying itch by making blogs that linked to cringe fics so that followers could collectively mock them, with extra mocking for writers who openly expressed that they were upset about being treated that way. Not to mention how much more acceptable it was to make bigoted jokes. These days fandom has cleaned up its act on that front but there are still a bunch of people hankering for a punching bag, and the only really socially acceptable way to do it is to make up some bullshit about how the target is a Bad Person, actually. Oh, some people may have come to anti culture by listening to the bad-faith antis, but at the end of the day it’s just filling an abuse vacuum.

(Also, desensitisation has always been a spectrum from the good kind to the bad kind. It’s just that the bad kind is referring to Republicans being OK with children being gunned down in schools, not the fact that I don’t yell at people for writing kinky fanfiction.)

I mean I think people should curate their own fandom experience and whatnot and it's perfectly fair to just avoid things one is uncomfortable with...

That being said. From personal experience? Immunizing myself to all my discomforts by browsing through pixiv and kink memes with raised eyebrows while searching for things I am interested in back when tagging was non-existent has really made my fandom experience much more pleasant nowadays.

I have preferences, for sure. But I have no fear. I have no cringe. The filthiest, grossest fanwork holds no powers over me. I am a god.

Like honestly dl;dr and block on sight is respectable and all but I genuinely think everyone could just benefit from purposefully exposing yourself to your nOTP and non-triggering squicks sometimes? (And obviously don't go bother the creators for it.) If only so that it makes it easier/safer to search for content you like without living in fear of accidentally glimpsing something you hate and having that ruin your day.

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Cracking NEET: Your Comprehensive Guide to Medical Coaching in Bhubaneswar

So, you've set your sights on a prestigious career in medicine? The National Eligibility Entrance Test (NEET) is your gateway to this esteemed field, and with the right preparation, you can conquer it. But where do you begin? This blog is your one-stop guide to navigating the medical coaching scene in Bhubaneswar, specifically geared towards NEET preparation.

When is the Ideal Time to Start NEET Preparation?

There's no single "perfect" time. However, ideally, you should lay a strong foundation early on. Here's a breakdown, considering standards a student must have to decide on starting NEET prep:

Class XI & XII: This is a prime time to solidify your grasp of Physics, Chemistry, and Biology (PCB), the core subjects for NEET. Look for institutes offering NEET coaching classes alongside your school studies to gain an extra edge, ensuring a strong foundation before diving deeper.

Dropping a Year: Many students dedicate a full year solely to NEET preparation. This allows for in-depth focus and can be particularly beneficial if your school education hasn't been ideal or you need to improve your biology knowledge.

Qualities You Need to Succeed in NEET Coaching

Dedication and Discipline: NEET is a demanding exam. Be prepared to put in the hard work and follow a consistent study schedule.

Strong Fundamentals: A solid understanding of PCB from Class IX & X is crucial. Coaching can help bridge any gaps, but a base knowledge is essential, especially in biology.

Time Management: Juggling coaching alongside school or other commitments requires excellent time management skills.

Self-Motivation: There will be ups and downs. Staying motivated throughout your NEET preparation journey is key.

The NEET Coaching Landscape in Bhubaneswar

Bhubaneswar offers a plethora of medical coaching institutes, each with its own approach. Here's a crucial factor to consider when searching for the best NEET coaching institute (Bhubaneswar) for you:

Quality Faculty: Experienced and passionate teachers who are NEET experts can make a world of difference. Look for institutes with faculty who have a proven track record of NEET success and can effectively guide you in improving your biology and other core subjects.

Why Choose AB Medical Academy for Your NEET Coaching in Bhubaneswar?

AB Medical Academy stands out among NEET coaching institutes in Bhubaneswar for several reasons, making it a strong contender for the title of best NEET coaching center in Bhubaneswar:

Renowned Faculty: Our team comprises highly qualified and experienced educators with a deep understanding of NEET and expertise in biology, Physics, and Chemistry.

Comprehensive and Meticulously Curated Study Material: We provide meticulously curated study materials that cover the entire NEET syllabus, ensuring you have all the resources you need to excel in biology and other NEET subjects.

Regular Mock Tests: Regular mock tests are a cornerstone of effective NEET preparation. At AB Medical Academy, we conduct regular mock tests to help you identify your strengths, weaknesses, and get familiar with the NEET exam format, including the biology section.

Personalized Attention: We believe in personalized attention. Our small class sizes ensure each student receives the guidance they need, especially valuable for improving your biology understanding or addressing any subject-specific weaknesses.

Beyond AB Medical Academy

While AB Medical Academy is confident in its ability to guide you towards NEET success, it's important to do your research. Explore other NEET coaching centers in Bhubaneswar, compare their offerings, faculty experience, and student success rates. Choose the institute that best suits your learning style and needs, considering factors like class size, biology specific support, and available resources.

Remember: NEET preparation is a marathon, not a sprint. With dedication, the right coaching, and the right resources, you can achieve your dream of becoming a doctor.

In Conclusion

Bhubaneswar offers a vibrant NEET coaching scene. By starting early, focusing on building strong fundamentals in biology and other core subjects, and choosing a reputed institute that aligns with your learning style, you can set yourself on the path to cracking NEET and achieving your medical career goals. Now go forth and conquer your NEET dreams!