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Thinking about solangelo in a deeper way makes me want to genuinely cry.

One of the whole things about TSATS being Will changing his view about the Underworld because he wants to understand Nico, their first kiss, how Nico describes Will, the inside jokes, Will describing what love looked/sounded like to him, the PDA, the way they both take care of each other, that conversation between Will and Persephone. Everything.

I could literally yap about them for hours.

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old people are allowed to be horny. so what if your elderly neighbor posted her cowboy sex fantasy on Facebook. so what if your nana only watches westerns where the main character is shirtless 40% of the time. so what if your great aunt reads bodice rippers voraciously. they’re loving life.

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“but this is explicitly romantic! this is so clearly about romantic love! it’s not about anything else!” haha. yeah *hits and kills you with my platonic love beam*

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falbering ones ghasts

"It reminded me of you."

Will looks into his cupped hands. He purses his lips. He opens his mouth. He closes it. He opens it again.

"This is, uh." He clears his throat. "It, being this fish skeleton?"

Nico nods. "Yes."

Will waits for an explanation. With none forthcoming, he looks up, intent on asking for it directly, but his tongue does completely numb in his mouth, jaw softly unlocking. From the late afternoon sun behind him golden rays shine directly into pools of what has become spun copper and amber brown; spools of shining wire surrounded by shining white. It takes him time uncountable to register the wide, round soporifics in front of him are in fact Nico's eyes, cradled in the light, watching him.

"What," Will tries, mouth dry, "uh, what? Why. I mean." He holds up his hands. They're shaking. "Fish?"

"That's you," says Nico, crowding into Will's space. Will makes a noise that can be registered only by bats, dolphins, and bush crickets.

Nico's callused hands encircle Will's wrist and his soul ascends, exiting from his body, floating away gayly away until Will snags it by the ankle and yanks it back to his mortal body. Dad, if you can hear me, I cannot stress how much you owe me and how badly I am calling in that favor. SOS. SOS. SOS. SO --

"It's small, see. Delicate."

"I'm -- six two?"

"Yeah, physically." Nico pokes at the tiny little spine. "But you're, like." He makes a squishing motion with his hand. "Crushable, you know? You just go around feeling your feelings at full force. All over the place. Delicate."

Will is pretty sure he's ghasting. Is that what it's called? Flabbering one's ghast? When you just -- kind of stand there, slack jawed, wheezing like a doofus? Maybe he is a fish. "Nico, I've got --" He makes a swooping gesture in front of his nose, trying and visibly failing at indicating a plague mask. "You know? I could poison you."

"Yeah, that's why I picked one that died from whirling disease."

"How...thoughtful?"

"Thanks."

Nico returns to the fish skeleton. He points out the eye sockets. "See here? The fish had shallow orbits so it probably had big eyes like you."

"I have big eyes?"

"Duh. You are ninety percent eye. Everyone looks at you and it's like bam. Blue. All you can see."

Will begs the red to recede from his cheeks. He can hear the echo of his father's cackling, all the way from his stupid dork ass nerd ass lame tryhard chariot, and the red continues to rise.

"You -- like my eyes?"

"Yeah."

"Oh."

"Hey, look here. You can see its -- are you looking? -- you can see its heart cavity. Cool, right? Your heart is going really fast."

A high-pitched noise comes out of Will's throat, sourced from somewhere in his kneecaps, probably. They're wobbling enough.

"Yeah, I -- uh, best believe I noticed."

"Are you okay?"

"I'm vibing. Chilling, even. One could even say I'm maxing, relaxing, acting all cool. If there was a basketball net outside of a school I would be totally shooting right now."

"You're acting weird," Nico accuses.

Will laughs out loud. No, like, really laughs, it comes out of his stomach and then his knees give out and he barely manages to catch himself, hunching over, veins hot rod boiling and stomach writhing and face the color of a gently polished tomato. He may have passed.

"Oh, my gods, something kill me."

"Whatever, weirdo. Come back over, I want to show you why the rib cage is representative of your repression issues."

"Okay."

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beloved exy boyfriends 🤲

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Baby Tori and Baby Charlie 💛💛🍂🏳️‍🌈

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Baby Charlie with Kitty and baby Nick with baby Nellie 🥰💛💙🍂🏳️‍🌈

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happy spring 🌱🌸 they're on a date

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so for science my best friend has made me watch all the taylor swift music videos and my main take away is... is taylor swift allergic to shoes????

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Titan’s Curse in live action !!

I’ve prayed for times like these 😭🙏🏼

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I love how my sister acts like the fandom for the stuff i write "you can say ___ all you want, but the fandom will..."

like shes the only one who knows this thing exists but she is the fandom i guess.

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today i performed what some might refer to as "professional level skipping class" meaning i got permission to go to the library to work and instead went to theater class. why did i do this you may ask? after all i had theater the very next period. well you see dear reader, the specific person i happen to have feeling for was in that class, and yes i did successfully talk to him. no i did not flirt with him, unless you call, calling him a "loser" and or "fucker" counts.

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it’s because i’m always under some damn curse

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i need to get into a relationship so bad or i’ll die also i don’t think i believe in romance at the moment but also i need to make out with someone. and i need to get divorced too

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i love my silly little bedtime stories

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i comforted u when blood was dripping down my arms do NOT question my loyalty

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OMG OMG OMG THE COURT OF THE DEAD WHAT???

What happened literally they did the same thing to Rick again they leaked the information ahead of time I remember the same thing happened with TSATS lmao

Yeah but seriously speaking we will have unique content of Will and Hazel!!!

All this information is so out of the blue and I can't process it.

(Did anyone else notice that they are wearing the same clothes on both covers?)