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they say they love insects but they hate wasps and mosquitoes

#🚩#bugposting#bug#bugblr#bugs#bug meme#insects#insectblr#dude i posted that drawing of the ‘mosquitoes are cool’ thing on my second account and the comments are just filled with a bunch of assholes#mosquitoes#wasp#wasps#mosquito#🦟
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dawg it’s not a great look for you as a security guard to joke about a blind guy being a criminal just cuz he was @ the wrong door
I mean that isn't what happened but I get what you mean, if I had been doing that then it would have been a pretty shitty move

My intended focus what the response to my response- the immediate recognition of a personal error? Cause like. I answer the wrong email thread constantly at work, to the point that my coworkers have a very distinct tone when broaching it to me
The only reason I even mentioned his disability was because it was relevant to the context- its kinda hard to mistake an emergency door from a main door unless you can't read the sign, you know?
So to be clear, I was laughing at a man with a disability, but not cause of his disability, or the error he made BECAUSE of his disability, but just. Like. The delivery of his exasperation. Like... "Ah,fuck". A mood I can appreciate. You know
And I COULD have changed details of the story so that it happened with someone who DIDNT have a disability- pretended it was dark or something, or that it was a stranger wandering into the wrong area from inside- but that felt kinda shitty? To erase that there was a guy who was disabled who made a relatable mistake in public?
Like I could totally be wrong here, please correct me if I am, but I felt like avoiding any social contact or association with people posessing physical disabilities would be worse in the long run, so I just. Wrote what happened how it happened
#Oh no am I overthinking or underthinking#Anyone in the community please feel free to interject am I the asshole here#Was I ableist????#The dude didn't seem upset or rmbarassed but now I'm not sure#Disability#Social rules
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Armand is someone who has been has been trained (in brothels, by Marius, and by 500+ years worth of life experience) to adapt himself to what the people around him want. Throughout seasons 1-2, different people get very different versions of Armand, depending on who they are and who’s retelling the story at the time.
It’s the primary way Armand protects himself, whether he’s a teenage sex slave or the oldest, strongest person in the room. It’s how he controls people. Fundamentally, it’s the only way Armand knows to make people love him (an approximation of love at least). Worse, it’s the only way Armand knows how to love — by twisting and contorting himself into whatever form he thinks his current obsession wants or needs him to be. He even does it to his victims for crying out loud.
And then here’s Daniel, who is constantly seeking authenticity and truth. Who’s bullshit detector is never “off”. Who cannot tolerate any kind of masquerade, manipulation or lie – no matter how kind or well intentioned. Not out of any moral or ethical objection, but because Daniel simply cannot leave things well enough alone once something attracts his attention. He has to know. He has to see where it goes and how it ends.
“It’s my job, I’m built this way”
“It’s in your nature, Mr Molloy. Couldn’t get out the door without lobbing one more bomb.”
Daniel knew something was off about “Rashid” from the beginning, so he began to pick the situation in Dubai apart until Armand revealed himself. And then he kept going until he completely destroyed the narrative Armand had spent 77 years constructing.
Daniel deliberately and systematically pulled “Armand, Amadeo, Arun” apart and laid him bare with nothing but but a laptop, some free time, a near-suicidal disregard for his own personal safety and a mouth that just wouldn’t quit.
There’s power in being seen, in being known, ugly parts and all. What would it feel like, to be completely exposed like that for the first time in centuries?
So yeah it makes sense to me that Armand, who puts on all these acts and artifices to draw people in, but which only serve to ensure they’re kept at a distance, would turn his big sad orange eyes on the person who blew them all to smithereens and be all “…I wanna do this forever, actually.”
#this is word vomit but follow along on the journey anyway#armand’s bullshit doesn’t work on daniel and after 500+ years it must be terrifying and liberating all at once for armand#like to what extent does armand even know who he is under everything?#how can you be so old and yet have such a fragile sense of self?#and yet here we are#meanwhile daniel ‘dude i know who you are and you’re an ASSHOLE’#it lines up with book!devils minion where daniel sees armand as a predator and a monster and loves him any way#daniel molloy#armand#devil’s minion#armandaniel#amc interview with the vampire#amc iwtv
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jeff sadecki loves to be like Ugh my bitch wife has been so paranoid and high strung ever since she killed the guy she thought was blackmailing her friends over the stuff they did during the 19 months they spent stranded in the canadian wilderness. Something that has nothing to do with me at all
#rewatching 3.08 i have never hated him like this i feel crazy#like she hasn't been in wilderness survival mode since the night she met up w tai & nat @ the motel#buddy YOU DID THIS.#don't get me started on the fucking dinner dude#cause it was going so well b4 shauna snapped at them apparently. After jeff ordered tapas off the tapas menu at the tapas resturant#mind u shauna wouldve responded to being micromanaged and talked down to by two pompous assholes like that b4 the plane crash!#and u expected the blackmail + murder + death of 3 friends + brush with life in prison to what? Calm her down?#YOU brought the self domesticated feral wolf to the restaurant. be grateful she didn't kill them#THE TANTRUM ON THE BED THAT CALLIE HAS TO SNAP HIM OUT OF#JESUS CHRIST.....#jeff sadecki are you ready to die#yellowjackets#jeff sadecki#pulling a yj fandom and tagging the character im talking shit about#shauna shipman#shauna sadecki#yellowjackets spoilers#callie sadecki#natalie scatorccio#taissa turner#travis martinez#lottie matthews#posts#yellowjackets txt
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No one can look me in my eyes and tell me Byakuya is straight.
#danganronpa manga#also i dont look people in the eyes but my belief remains#erm gay#byakuya togami#naegami#danganronpa#dude has never felt the touch of a woman#and he never will#jk maybe the girls from thh will hug him if he stops being an asshole
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#vote blue#vote democrat#harris 2024#democrats#fuck trump#kamala harris#vote#vote biden#republican assholes#white dudes for harris
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all the complaints about taash being a big meanie mean person!! :((( are giving me sera and vivienne flashbacks. yet one of the most common criticisms is that the companions in veilguard are too nice to each other and that it's more fun when your party's full of messy bitches dragging each other? which is it
#do people just want the dudes to fight a la fenris and anders or what#and no. this isn't about the rest of the writing or my opinion of it#just a little Weird that taash is being called an asshole when people are clamoring for Rude companions#fandom have you forgotten how you treated sera and vivienne for bluntly disagreeing with the player?????
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they need a break....
#I am stressing so i draw silly cozy things#trust Jerry ok he can tell the dif between cherry and firetruck red he is a man of taste aight#they are not beating the found family allegations#the pug life shirt for Rosa and Jerry with his robe- im thinking thats the same one he had on when Jack brough him soup in vol2 lmao#not getting over Jack ON CRUTCHES brought Jerry soup and pedialyte cuz he was sick#Rosa and Jerry gotta have more banter at some point man I know its Jack's pov so we only know what happens if hes around but still#the idea that both Rosa and Jerry want to do the stuff they missed out on as kids and have a move night sleepover deal...#like Jerry for sure never got to do that because his dad would have been like are you a girl? no- dont ask again go away#and i have a feeling Rosa's fam would be uh... apprehensive about anyone sleeping over or similar due to the whole.... possession thing#dude- Rosa SLEEP FLOATS like wtf (Jack mentioned that in Tales From The Road) i dont think her parents wanted to open that can of worms#and well Jack was in foster care or with his asshole bio dad or with the Cromwells so also doubt#“stray child is back” will not leave my head lmao#tales from the gas station#tftgs#fanart#art#artwork#tftgs fanart#tftgs artwork#tftgs art#chibi art#tftgs jerry#tftgs jack#tftgs rosa#jerry pascal#jack townsend#rosa vasquez#silly art#they are so scrunkly
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happy 7/9 !!
closeups vvv
#qijiu#svsss#yue qingyuan#shen jiu#shen yuan#imagine some dude just trips on your red string of fate and ruins your life. what an asshole am i right
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Qifrey getting ready to commit war crimes at the end of Chapter 67

#man’s straight up looks like he’s gonna snap Engendale in half#not that I blame him#dude’s an asshole#witch hat atelier#wha#tongari boushi no atolie#Qifrey#tbna#tbna spoilers
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While reading Nevermore I feel like that one best friend that sees their bestie's man and how he treats them and goes: "FUCKING LEAVE HIM! HE'S JUST A MAN, HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR!" when it comes to Ada and Will.
Those two are such meansexuals
#like I'm starting to see a pattern#they clearly have some unresolved problems bc firstly Ada had a thing for Prospero that was the carbon copy of the dude she slept with#at least when comes to looks#than for both her and Will have a thing for Montresor#and also Will seems to have had a thing for dudes that were assholes in life#ada nevermore#nevermore ada#will nevermore#nevermore will#nevermore webtoon#nevermore webcomic
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miguel o’hara and lego spiderman you will always be famous
#across the spiderverse#miguel o’hara#miguel o’hara fanart#spiderman 2099#lego spiderman#i find their dynamic of asshole and dude who makes sound effects with his own mouth very endearing#my art
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Never getting over Fulcrum being a project manager...
Idk why, but something about that is so funny to me. Not just because the title of "project manager" is inherently kinda funny for a Decepticon, but also because-
1. It's vague sounding and hard to explain irl because it technically exists in multiple fields, like healthcare or manufacturing, which surely translates into canon in some way.
2. In canon, it's simultaneously a really mundane, innocuous sounding job, yet it's also a super morally awful position to reside over depending on the context. (*cough* forced colonization and cyberforming *cough*)
And 3. It solidifies the fact that behind all the surface level militaristic work we get with both the Decepticons and Autobots, there's also Cons and Bots with "normal" jobs in both factions.
Like, sure yeah we get scientists and doctors, engineers and programmers, but usually in big important or warfront positions. (For plot reasons, understandably.) But it's also really funny and interesting to think of those that worked background positions, or minor jobs.
Like an Autobot working in their equivalent of an HR department, or a Decepticon who runs one of their outpost's or starship's kitchens.
Just all the pre-war jobs that didn't just disappear with the war, but instead evolved to exist within the factions.
It's particularly funny with the Decepticons though, because it could be a super mundane job or situation, but because it's them, it has to have an air of ~e v i l~ to it, either legitimately and/or merely for the vibes, like Tarn's "performance reviews".
#theres this one comedy thing. a think its from that like. puppet comedian dude??? cant remember the name rn-#-buts theres a bit about a person in the crowd being a project manager and how silly the job sounds#at some point the person the project manager is with gets pointed out when the comedian asks smth along the lines of-#-''is he a project you're managing? he looks pretty managed to me.'' smth smth. thats fulcrum and the scavs to me#idw fulcrum#fulcrum#mtmte#tf idw#idw tarn#tarn#transformers#maccadam#Decepticons being cartoonishly evil while doing mundane shit will never not be funny to me#'i need to send an evil email to my evil boss about an evil supply chain issue involving my evil workers evil rations and evil mail'#<- fulcrum#sorry. yes he is a tragic yet simultaneously silly guy. but i will never not shut up about his stupid awful job#''he's a project manager!'' oh yay :D! ''he's overseeing the destruction and forced cyberformation of a whole planet'' ...what#not saying he deserved being turned into a bomb. but i think a solid uhh maybe 1000+ organics get a free chance to spit on him or smth#get his ass lmao. i swear hes one of my favs. its just he is objectively an asshole. and i must speak on it bcs i love him#sort of unrelated. but along the same vein of jobs and positions in the Decepticons. ive been trying to puzzle out Krok and Fulcrum's ranks#and. it might not be accurate. idk what sort of ranking system bullshit is going on in canon. so im going off what i know#but. im figuring krok was some sort of warrant-esque officer? aka. he was a general solider. who worked his way up through skill to NCO-#-then specialized in strategy to the point of becoming a warrant officer for strategy and studies. so. higher than NCO but lower than CO#so on the other hand. fulcrum is a CO. bcs he wasnt a solider. he was a technician. but also in advanced management. so. CO???#for irl comparison. NCO/Warrant = worked towards over time from low ranks. CO = fast tracked bcs of formal education or smth#(take the irl comparison with a grain of salt. im not an expert on that shit. i just considered becoming a CO bcs of pressure once)#((CO in this context stands for commissioned officer. not commanding officer btw. so. its like management shit))#(not that i think cons have commissions or anything. just using the terminology as a place holder or smth ig)#who outranks who is debatable bcs canon doesn't specify rank. but if going off this as a basis. fulc would outrank krok by a technicality#but. assumedly. battle experience is seen as more impressive and noteworthy to cons. so its more likely krok outranked fulc bcs of that
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Gosha: I found true happiness with the woman of my dreams. We're starting a family together which was first thought impossible.
Yahya: But what about ME!? Me! Me! Me!
#literally fuck you yahya this man found someone who would love him and theyre starting a little surprise family together#dude is just bitter he couldnt get dicked down by his best friend I swear /j#are all anthro horse characters just narcissistic assholes with some type of complex orrrrr...#yahya x bojack but they can only kiss each other if they wore their own photos#i dont like yahya can you tell lmao#beastars#beastars yahya#beastars gosha
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I sat with my anger long enough...
until it told me its real name was grief.
I'm not a whole person...
and I don't think I ever will be.
Parts of me died in the house I grew up in...
and I visit them in my dreams.
When you aren't fed love on a silver spoon...
you learn to lick it off knives.
#riftdancing - screenshots#character - blink vaniro#ff14#gposers#miqo'te#ffxiv#ffxivsnaps#ffxiv oc#ffxiv gpose#ffxiv screenshots#ffxiv wol#wol#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#Blink you're looking so healthy these days...#man is that because a certain crimson haired asshole walked into your life and helped you get your act together?#are you finally getting therapy?#are you finally becoming a success story?#hmmm#HMMMMMM#dude I heard this audio on a tiktok and I still haven't been able to get it out of my head for Blink
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Arrrghh. People are finishing up Rebirth and looking up the different localizations, and the inevitable wave of hate for the English version is starting to gain traction again just like with Remake. I guess I just get super defensive about it because I have worked on large translation projects before, and it's not as straightforward as players seem to think.
It's not like the good ol' days of "This Guy Are Sick." They don't write the JPN script first, and then just send it out for translation anymore. Nowadays the different language scripts are all written simultaneously, with the teams working back and forth together, to check over each ofher's work and make sure that no one sentence is under- or overshooting a goal. Like it or not— everything is checked over and approved.
There's a lot more being translated than just words. There's so much to take into account— tone of voice, the cultural context, the lip sync and corresponding length of each line (which isn't allowed to run over by more than 0.2 seconds which is CRAZY). It's a messy process and it's a lot of goddamn work.
And then there's the audience, too. Different languages' audiences are often going to have wildly different interpretations of a character. A really good example from FFVII would be Yuffie. In the JPN version of the OG, Yuffie is written to be a confident girl who's dead serious about her ninja training. The ENG translation didn't do that justice... she instead comes off as a silly annoying kid pretending to be a ninja. Remake's DLC was testing the waters to see if they could write Yuffie in a way that's still faithful to both of the strikingly different regional perceptions of her character. And they nailed it.
The same thing happened with Cloud, and continues to influence the way he's written in the Re-trilogy. It's much more subtle than with Yuffie, but it's still noticeable, and I think it's why a lot of people get up in arms about his dialogue.
Cloud has always been written as having a stark disconnect between his tone of voice and his choice of words. It's just that the two major languages get it swapped! JPN Cloud has a harsh, mean tone, but his choice of words is polite and easygoing. On the other hand, ENG Cloud says a LOT of nasty shit out loud, but his true feelings are betrayed by his soft voice and gentle body language.
The difference goes unnoticed by the average player who isn't so invested to give a damn. But if you're actively searching for "bad translations" to get mad at, then you'll find them where one version's Cloud comes off a bit too strong. It's only natural that English Cloud is the one that pisses people off more often— after all, he's literally saying stupid shit to to piss other characters off constantly. His character is so convincing that players want to reach into their screens and wring his neck, and I think that's glorious.
But that's why it upsets me to see people turn that frustration at the localization teams. They didn't "ruin" a character's dialogue— they were just barely able to make something work, all things considered. Character, line length, culture, story context, facial animations, voice acting, for MULTIPLE languages, like... holy shit. It's a miracle that most of it is really really good, and that the bad is only a little bit bad.
Idk where this rant is going. Just... c'mon people. Have some respect for such an insanely complicated art form.
#look dude. some of the shit cloud says in ENG is awful yes. THAT'S THE POINT THAT'S THE POINT THAT'S THE POINT#it's supposed to be jarring!! it's supposed to make you want to fucking bite his fingers off!!!!!!#it's his shitty asshole coping mechanism and it's The Point Of Everything#the ENG and JPN versions may be different but The Point gets across nonetheless. and that is GOOD.#ugghhh ok just get this outta my system. seeya lol have yourselves a wonderful me gongaga monday tuesday#ffvii
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