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Ok so I‘ve heard it’s mentioned that Tyelpë has dark hair but HEAR ME OUT-
Celebrimbor with silver hair from Miriel.
Gil Galad with silver hair from Eärwen.
Celebrian with silver hair from Celeborn.
Silver hair is seen as a rarity, so when the king and his cousins walk anywhere together, they make a *sight.*
But when he joins, it’s Elrond who turns the most heads, an unnatural beauty courtesy of his great grandmother (and the Finwëan genetics aren’t half bad either.) He’s somewhat of an introvert and Does Not Like This but Celebrian and co find it hilarious.
#Elrond trying to hide behind the three of them hoping their Shining Silver Hair TM will hide him#this does not work#and these three are no help whatsoever 😂#The four of them were besties I take no argument#silmarillion#tolkien#elrond#celebrian#celebrimbor#gil galad#ereinion gil galad#silm#silm headcanons#second age#Finwëan family dynamics
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one moment i start to rethink my stance and then bam. nope. my classmates really are that stupid
#okay im being Very mean rn but jesus christ#THIS DOES NOT WORK#THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE#THIS IS OUR BARGAIN CHIP AND NOTHING ELSE THAT IS IM FUCKING POSSIBLE#ALSO HOW IS NATURE A HORRIBLE ARGUMENT DO IT PRIVATELY IF YOU GOTTA DO THIS SO BADLY#ITS FUCKING FANTASTIC THAT OUR SCHOOL HANDLES IT THIS WAY#JESUS CHRIST#none of them were even there when we discussed this with a teacher who Knows how this works#except one and shes ignoring every! single! thing!!!! WHY#oh wow things are getting even worse#i want to cry#i hate them so much#sometimes theyre okay and then shit like this happens again i fucking hate my classmates#get me out of here#a biscuit's rambles
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Rip stanley you would have loved Avon
#does the joke work? probably not but oh well#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#also no ‘stan likes men aswell’ i dont care its for the joke
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism#good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry#APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS#eliza cook#is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it#the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed#words#gay belligerence
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That infamous prison escape.
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#sokka#atla sokka#atla suki#suki#sukka#boiling rock#atla zuko#zuko art#zuko fanart#sokka art#sokka fanart#suki fanart#suki art#the gaang#the boiling rock#AKA the Cleavage for Everyone ep#I made the terrible terrible mistake of listening to Måneskin while drawing this#What was I THINKING#Anyway they're my dream team#The bestest team ever#Sokka makes plans that never work until they do#Zuko sacrifices himself for Honor™ and said idiotic plans#Suki gets shit done#(And does about 90% of the work because let's be honest those two are a mess)
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with regards to recent events,
dashboard unfucker will no longer be actively maintained, and the development of the Dashboard Plus extension is being shelved, along with all of my unpublished work for XKit Rewritten.
despite the fact that tumblr as a website is largely propped up by LGBTQ+ content creators, many of whom are trans women, the way this website has treated and continues to treat trans women is utterly disgusting.
from the harassment trans women face from this site's users, many of whom claim to be trans allies or are even trans themselves, to transphobic moderators targeting trans women and selling bans for money, all the way to the CEO of the website directly confronting a trans woman and threatening legal action against her for inactionable threats, tumblr has made it clear that it is by no means the queerest place on earth.
some of my trans sisters may remain on tumblr, even when faced with constant vitriol. i am deeply proud of them and their visibility in the face of hostility, however after seeing recent events unfold, and after being directly confronted by tumblr's CEO himself in a digusting display of indifference, i myself have decided to move onto better pursuits for the larger part. tumblr no longer holds the same shine for me that it did five years ago, and i can no longer justify spending hours of my time every week pouring more work and love into this site than any member of staff ever did.
i thank you all for the support you've given me in the past 8 months, whether through donations, contributions to the script, or even just sending me a kind message. i would ask that you show the same generosity and kindness to other trans girls in my absence, and especially to those who don't code, or write stories, or draw art. every trans girl is valuable, and their worth is more than any arbitrary set of talents. and a little love can go a long way.
yours truly, dragongirlsnout
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#the rest of the diffs are just replacing april's typing quirk#this Does Not work#the part that is broken (state manip) is completely untouched
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i’ve seen too many people arguing that marcille was already a full grown adult when she went to school at 35 despite literally all of the canon evidence indicating otherwise
#like trying to map fantasy race lifespans to exact equivalent human ages is pointless bc it simply does not work#so forget the numbers and start judging by how the story depicts the characters’ growth and maturity instead#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#dungeon meshi marcille#dunmeshi spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers
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i got rickrolled today but it didn't work because i have adblocker installed, so youtube just told me i violated the terms of service. yesterday i was trying to edit a picture as a joke for my girlfriend, and google made me check a box to prove i'm human because i wasn't "searching normally".
it isn't just that capitalism is killing fun and whimsy, it is that any element of entertainment or joy is being fed upon by this mosquito body, one that will suck you dry at any vulnerability.
do you want to meet new friends in your city? download this app, visit our website, sign up for our email list. pay for this class on making a terrarium, on candlemaking, on cooking. it will be 90 dollars a session. you can go to group fitness, but only under our specific gym membership. solve the puzzle, sign up for our puzzle-of-the-month-club. what is a club if not just a paid opportunity - you are all paying for the same thing, which makes you a community.
but you're like me, i know it - you're careful, you try the library meetings and the stuff at the local school and all of that. the problem is that you kind of want really specific opportunities that used to exist. you are so grateful for libraries and the publicly-funded things: they are, however, an exception - and everything they have, they've fought tooth-and-nail to protect. you read a headline about how in many other states, libraries have virtually nothing left.
do you want to meet up with your friends afterwards? gift your friends the discord app. you can choose to go to a cafe (buy a coffee, at least), a bar (money, alcohol) or you can all stay in and catch a movie (streaming) or you can all stay in bed (rent. don't get me started) and scream (noise complaint. ticket at least).
you want to read a new book, but the book has to have 124 buzzwords from tiktok readers that are, like, weirdly horny. you can purchase this audiobook on audible! your podcast isn't on spotify, it's on its own server, pay for a different site. fuck, at least you're supporting artists you like. the art museum just raised their ticket price. once, they had a temporary exhibit that acknowledged that ~85% of their permanent art galleries were from cis white men, and that they had thousands of works by women (even famous women, like frida! georgia o'keefe!) just rotting in their basement. that exhibit lasted for 3 months and then they put everything away again.
walmart proudly supports this strip of land by the street! here are some flowers with wilting leaves. its employees have to pay out-of-pocket for their uniforms. my friend once got fined by the city because she organized a community pick-up of the riverfront, which was technically private property.
no, you cannot afford to take that dance class, neither can i. by the way - i'm a teacher. i'm absolutely not saying "educators shouldn't be paid fairly." i'm saying that when i taught classes, renting a studio went from 20 bucks an hour to 180 in the span of 6 months. no significant changes to the studio were made, except they now list the place as updated and friendly. the heat still doesn't work in the building. i have literally never seen the landlord who ignores my emails. recently they've been renting it out at night as an "unusual nightclub; a once-in-a-lifetime close-knit party." they spent some of those 180 dollars on LEDs and called it renovating. the high heels they invite in have been ruining the marley.
do you want to experience the old internet? do you want to play flash games or get back the temporary joy of club penguin? you can, you just need to pay for it. i have a weird, neurodivergent obsession with occasionally checking in to watch the downfall and NFT-ification of neopets. if i'm honest with you all - i never got into webkins, my family didn't have the money to buy me a pointless elephant. people forget that "being poor" can mean literally "if i buy you that toy, i can't afford rent."
you and i don't have time to make good food, and we don't have the budget for it. we are not gonna be able to host dinner parties, we're not made of money, kid. do you want some kind of 3rd space? a space that isn't home or work or school? you could try being online, but - what places actually exist for you? tiktok counts as social media because you see other people on it, not because they actually talk to you.
there was a local winter tradition of sledding down the hill at my school. kids would use pizza boxes and jackets and whatever worked, howling and laughing. back in september, they made a big announcement that this time, rules were changing, and everyone must pay 10 dollars to participate. when im not scared shitless, i kind of appreciate the environmental irony - it hasn't gone below 40. so much for snow & joyriding.
i saw a bulletin for a local dogwalking group and, nervous about making a good first impression, showed up early. the first guy there grimaced at me. "sorry," he said. "there's a 30-dollar buy-in fee." i thought he was joking. wait. for what? the group doesn't offer anything except friendship and people with whom to walk around the city.
he didn't know the answer. just shrugged at me. "you know," he said. "these days, everything costs money."
#spilled ink#warm up#“why did u tag it warm up” bc i wrote it off the cuff while drinkin coffee lol#btw the 30 dollar buy in for the dog walking is bc they pay the organizer a small pittance so she can#run fb ads and stuff and like she does put in a lot of work i don't mind paying her#but that's exactly what im fucking talking about like.#ppl can't afford to volunteer their time anymore and we all understand it!!! everything costs money for everyone!#like we didn't have to use to say ''do you mind paying me back for the stuff we ate''#we used to be able to afford to feed our friends once in a while!!!
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Hello! I’m a mechanical engineer with a focus on sustainable technologies.
⚠️ THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. ⚠️
Like all methods of power generation, wind turbines don’t create energy out of nothing. Instead, they convert some of the kinetic energy from the surrounding airstream into electrical energy. The air upstream of a wind turbine moves faster than the air downstream of the turbine because the turbine removes some of the wind’s energy. Remember this for later.
In order to move forward, a vehicle must expend energy to overcome all of the forces of friction acting against it. For vehicles, one of the most significant sources of friction comes from the air. The faster a vehicle is moving relative to the air, the more energy it must use to push air out of the way. It’s the same principle that makes it harder to run into a strong gust of wind.
When many vehicles move in the same direction on a highway, they accelerate the air around them to move along with them. When the air is moving the same speed and direction as the vehicles, the vehicles experience very little air friction, and therefore need to expend very little energy to keep moving forward.
Remember the effect a wind turbine has on the airstream? A wind turbine placed right next to a highway will slow down the air, which will make the vehicles burn more energy to push through it. Essentially, all the turbine has done is reduce the MPG of the vehicles moving past.
TL;DR: You can absolutely place a wind turbine next to a highway to parasitically steal energy away from the vehicles moving past. However, you should do so with the understanding that it does absolutely nothing to address the climate crisis. There are many wind-turbine-based technologies that can and do help us! But - aside from niche applications - this is not one of them.
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things#full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes#because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner#'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is#at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all#please tell me you know that#or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy#being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'
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Have you even seen someone make a pbj in an animation? It usually goes like this. Dip knife in jar then do this fucking black magic.
The people making these animations have obviously never touched a jar of jelly before. You have to struggle to get that shit out on a knife of all things. It is just not possible to get enough in one swipe for anything good.
#animation inconsistency#this does not work#rant#images from Avengers Assemble#if you can do this you're a god damn wizard
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10 years later
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itafushi#itafushikugi#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh#u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel#this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj#specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art#anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard#i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same#especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat#but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door#maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons#also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things#new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier#god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs#i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work
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Genuinely, what happened to “feminism is for everyone”?
That’s the feminism I grew up with: encouraging people to recognize that fighting sexism and restrictive gender roles helps folks of every gender. We’d push back on the idea that feminists hate men, pointing to inclusive feminist literature and how many men are feminists.
Now, there are so many people insisting that the solution to patriarchy is to openly hate and ostracize men no matter what. Why? What is the benefit? It’s certainly not effective in fighting oppressive structures to exclude half the population from your cause on the basis of immutable traits. It may feel cathartic to say horrible things about men and try to punish them for your frustrations with patriarchy. But the only actual effect I see is the increasing right-wing radicalization of young men, who are being told that the left hates them for the way they were born and presented with an abundance of proof that it’s true.
Why are we going back to treating men and women as different species? It doesn’t fix things to say “well women are the good gender and men are the bad one” this time. If you sincerely want to dismantle sexism, you’re going to have to unpack and let go of all sex and gender essentialism—even that which considers women inherently pure and men inherently immoral.
#read bell hooks read bell hooks I’ll say it 1000x more please read bell hooks#with the u.s. election I’ve been seeing so much about how young men are becoming more & more radicalized by ‘manosphere’ right-wingers#but people’s response instead of ‘let’s work to deradicalize/reduce radicalization’ has been ?? ‘let’s get more radical too’????#as in to stop talking to/having relationships with men entirely. who does that actually help? what effect are you wanting to see?#others say to let men ‘figure themselves out.’ what???? how do you think radicalization and deradicalization work????#intersectional feminism#sexism#transandrophobia#<I have absolutely seen these sentiments be inclusive of trans men completely ignoring that they don’t equally benefit from patriarchy#mine
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Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot
#I wanted something!#I understand why they couldn’t show them#but a girl’s voice calling ‘Nico!’ or even a ‘Ghost King’ high score#(shhh I know that wouldn’t work with the timeline but nor does the entire episode)#edit: thank you to the people who pointed out that we hear him (so glad he’s Italian too!)#pjo#pjo series#pjo tv show#Percy Jackson#Percy Jackson spoilers#pjo spoilers#Nico Di Angelo#solangelo#also for the record I didn’t make the picture I saw it on Twitter and knew the perfect use for it
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*sob*
Og^^
#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#doodle#shitpost#bill cipher#gravity falls bill#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher gravity falls#ford gravity falls#doawk#diary of a wimpy kid#meme#book of bill#stanford gravity falls#gravity falls ford#bill cypher#meme redraw#reference#stanley pines#mabel pines gf#dipper and mabel#dipper gravity falls#fandom art work#shitpost art#joke art#i’m not gay greg#repost me#does this count as#billford
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