#this does not work

[inthehouseoffinwe]

Ok so I‘ve heard it’s mentioned that Tyelpë has dark hair but HEAR ME OUT-

Celebrimbor with silver hair from Miriel.

Gil Galad with silver hair from Eärwen.

Celebrian with silver hair from Celeborn.

Silver hair is seen as a rarity, so when the king and his cousins walk anywhere together, they make a *sight.*

But when he joins, it’s Elrond who turns the most heads, an unnatural beauty courtesy of his great grandmother (and the Finwëan genetics aren’t half bad either.) He’s somewhat of an introvert and Does Not Like This but Celebrian and co find it hilarious.

[lyingintheclouds]

— soooooooooo... tbhk spy x family au

inspired after this post ! genuinely thinking about writing this with other people 👀 if anyone’s interested... i regret even thinking about it LMAOsomeone help me with the roles

so! roles!

setup #1 — tis does not work

teru as loid

tiara as anya

aoi as yor

akane as yuri (i’m so happy by how the roles fit)

?? as franky

??????? as damian

ok maybe the damian plot won’t work...

setup #2 — ooooooh boy.

nene as anya

hanako as damian (ooooooh boy)

becky blackbell as aoi!!! yes!!

loid as teru??? (this is gonna be weird...)

yor?????? i-

setup #3 — ohhhhh no.

hanako as anya

tsuchigomori as loid (nothing wrong there. this is good.)

yako as yor (kinda fits? ish?)

nene as damian (ohhhhhhhhh no.)

we manifest hakujoudai into bond forger

for questionable reasons, demetrius desmond has turned into aoi

who tf are nene’s parents??

i give up on becky blackbell.

setup #4 — we are turning the storyline into a mess (but this works)

main important cast

nene as anya

hanako as damian

hakujoudai as bond

teru & aoi as loid & yor...

akane = yuri briar >:)

becky blackbell ... mei shijima??

school people

yako & tsuchigomori as hanako/damian’s parents but nicer

uhhh tsukasa as demetrius desmond (oh wait tsukasa EXISTED)

kou = emile

mitsuba = ewen (mitsukou sideplot spotted)

setup #5 — my mind is melting but my heart will go on

ships we achieved: - hananene through damianya - teruaoi & terukane(ish) through loid, yor & yuri - past tsuchiyako through martha & henry henderson - broken hakusumi through damian’s parents (this is cursed)

main important cast

nene as anya

hanako as damian

hakujoudai as bond

teru & aoi as loid & yor...

akane = yuri briar >:)

becky blackbell ... mei shijima?? kou lmao

we give the title of the bill person to mitsuba... because i feel like becky would end up w him... but they don’t match at all...

school people

sakura and natsuhiko hakubo & sumire as hanako/damian’s parents

uhhh tsukasa as demetrius desmond (oh wait tsukasa EXISTED)

?? = emile

?? = ewen

sakura & natsuhiko no one as becky’s parents (we ignore and write them as side characters)

yako as martha (the blackbell butler)!!! both queens

tsuchigomori as henry henderson

the spy & assassin stuffs

sakura as sylvia sherwood/handler

who??? as fiona frost

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[rooniearts]

guy who has never seen the sun vs a nice sunny day

[mimimar]

(open pages for better image quality)

the moment I heard elphaba's delivery of "there's a girl i know..." in i'm not that girl i knew i had to draw this comic, i strongly recommend listening to it while you read for the full experience!

this comic is a companion to this piece (which was inspired by glinda's delivery of the same line in the i'm not that girl reprise).

pages 1-4 are from elphie's pov, pages 5-8 are from glinda's.

prints of individual pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

flower meanings in order of appearance:

[jackals-ships]

eating my silly little shark gummies bc Actual Food is currently Effort an anyways dog keeping various sugary snacks an constantly forgetting Ah Yeah Trolls,

[bvnnyface]

My masterpiece

[l0verseyes]

long distance gfs for pride 👭

[preciouspeppermintts]

I had a funny thought

[creepst-crypt]

*sob*

Og^^

[bloodraven55]

i’ve seen too many people arguing that marcille was already a full grown adult when she went to school at 35 despite literally all of the canon evidence indicating otherwise

[manrippedapartbydogs]

I hit a breaking point at work I’m so tired

[chrisrainicorn]

SICKENING