#this could go left but idc

[alwaysonf1]

LANCE IS STARTING P3 BITCHES!!!!

[assmaster-8000]

a dog has enough space in its heart the way a lover's neck only has room for one person's hands

[rystiel]

ngl i need jack back on doctor who and i need him to mention ianto. like when he gives his “i had a boyfriend who…” anecdotes but he actually mentions ianto’s name (he kept his promise and never forgot him)

[musicalmoritz]

Hi, we’re going to see this scene animated in January

I’m going to scream

[kaijudyke]

Rules: Make a poll of your favorite female characters (no limits - as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most

tagged by @sumquiasum 💖

tagging: @ticksan @kaijudick @plounce @phantomsteed @lesbianmarrow @haunthouse @gothmods @irradiatedsnakes

[yelow-heart]

SAM RIEGEL!!! *shakes fists at the sky*

[dr-lizortecho]

anyways, y’all wish me luck cause I gotta do something that’s literally so scary, like ask my boss if we can talk and then discuss one of my co-workers who is a great worker and has been there much longer than me, and like I’ve never had to do this kinda thing before- because who cares about people cutting corners at work? except in this case I am not in customer service, these are literal people, little kids, and it’s not good, like she’s lying about having changed the five kids who get diaper changes and I’m changing them in addition to potty training, which just doesn’t work- and when she does potty training (which I feel bad about cause it’s fifteen kids) she’s letting kids leave the bathroom without pull-ups and they’re peeing all over themselves

and ik tmi- but really I’m awake and so bothered by yhis, and my stomach hurts, but imma talk to them about it- cause it just can’t be like this, even if I could go behind her and make it obvious I’m checking she did the diapers, like it’s not sustainable

[stargazinglesbian]

legitimately what the fuck am i doing

[chiistarri]

me when ihave a dream about my 3rh closest friends all beyeaying me 🤯🤯🤯

[two-person-job]

heyheyhey. do you guys wanna know a secret :}

[vicontheinternet]

I dont like how non black ppl get call the Beyoncé of their group or get compared to Beyoncé because don’t they have their own stars

[zevrans-remade]

so i got the epilogue finally :") and god.. i don't want this game to end 🤧 the credits hit me one more 🥲😭

[phagodyke]

anyway yeah relevant to that post abt being deaf/hoh and ppl excluding u from conversation bc of it (even unintentionally), that's smth that's been really deeply bothering me lately bc there are a few ppl I routinely have to deal with who do it a lot and it Pisses Me The Fuck Off I've lost all patience w them. giving up and calling it ableism and walking out idc anymore 🚶‍♂️

[bibleofficial]

went to the beach w kp & 4 other indian friends & 3 of us had NEVER surfed before girl WHEW it’s SO fun literally only 20quid to rent a wetsuit & board & i fucking smashed my toes on the sand so much, but also we 1) got the wrong tickets so we got off 1 stop early 2) went to find a bus & the bus that was supposed to be 15 min turned into an HOUR 3) on our way to find a bus back everyone’s phones are dying or dead bc it took us 3hrs longer to get there, cigarettes are out 4) all of the shops in town are closed & the town seems to have ONLY a tesco extra & 1 off license that sells a PACK FOR 15.65 A PACK WHICH IS FUCKING CRIMINAL ITS CHEAPER TO BUY IT FROM TESCO ARE U INSANE 5) the bus back to the other town kept skipping us bc the bus stop wasn’t the ACTUAL bus stop - i had 1 bowl since literally 11a & we got back at fucking 11p 😭😭😭

[ctl-yuejie]

at this point i feel so silly with all my boston posting. i don't want to defend him the whole time. he's a dick and i think that is fun to watch.

but the takes that make him out to be a manipulative monster nick has to be protected against are just ...baffling is too soft a word

[makkie-is-screaming]

Why did I agree to go shopping with my mom