#this bird is g o o f y

[lemonisntreal]

Heh. Funny dream...!

The first four seconds were kinda serious before it started going downhill lmfao. God, it went downhill so fast with basically zero prompting-

[EDIT: The beautiful image of them smooching does NOT belong to me. Apologies to @cacaocheri for forgetting to credit! Thanks for reminding me]

[here's the original post where it came from too if you wanna forget how to breathe for a few minutes <3]

...

So uh, I got a lovely little idea from this post made by the creature known as @whack-patty- and I've seen other people in this small community drawing some Sneep Snorp, so I thought- why not give it a go? What could possibly go wrong??

A lot, apparently.

I don't use an actual drawing program, I use Kleki. And when it closes or crashes, if you didn't decide to save your progress on your measly one file of browser storage- it's pretty much gone. The site decided to shut down on me- twice- destroying my progress on a couple of frames. It was like the universe itself wanted me to not make this. So uh... you're welcome for powering through?

[also rq, this is a crackship, definitely, I think. I think maybe definitely. Get back to me on that one later- like a lot later- but get back to me]

[rs-hawk]

Master List

This will be consciously updated so check back periodically. Enjoy!

A:

Átahsaiais

Angels

Angel Boyfriend

B

Beast (Beauty and the Beast)

Big Foot

Big Foot Camping

C:

Centaur

Virgin Centaur

Centaur Ranch MtF WLW

Centaur Handjob

Crow Girlfriend

D:

Dragons

Dragon Girlfriend WLW: Part One, Part Two

Dragon Girlfriend Gold Strap WLW

My Brother's Hot Friend (now exclusively on Patreon): Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four

Dragon Guard

Dragon Queen MtF

Dragon Lover Nonbinary

Dwarves

Dwarf Boyfriend

Dwarf Lover

More Dwarf Boyfriend

Demons

Demon Church

Dullahans

Dullahan Boyfriend

Deathclaw

E:

Elves

Elves (Christmas)

Enchanted Armor: Part One, Part Two

F:

Fey

Fey Wife MtF

Fog Monster

G:

General Monsters

Short Monsters

Ancient Spirit

God Lover

God Husband MLM (Disabled Reader): Part One, Part Two, Short

Gorilla-Like/Missing Link Lover

Giants

Hiking Adventure (FtM Reader)

H:

House

I:

Icarus x Apollo: Part One, Short, Part Two

J

K

L:

Loveland Frog

M:

Merpeople

Siren Boyfriend

Octopus Merman

Mishipeshu: Part One

Minotaurs:

Minotaur Husband: Part One, Part Two

Minotaur Neighbor FtM

Nobleman Minotaur: Part One, Part Two, Part Three

Commission: Healer in the Dungeon Male Reader): Part One, Part Two (contains additional Monsters)

N:

Nagas

Naga Husband

Naga Girlfriend

Naga Husband (FtM Reader)

Naga Wife

Nymphs

River Nymph

O:

Orcs

Orc Husband FtM

Orc Mate WLW

Orc X Saytr MLM (third person)

Orc Mate MtF

Oracle Girlfriend

P:

Piasa Bird: Part One, Part Two, Short

Q

R:

Raven Mocker

Robots

Andrew Android

S:

Slime

Straggle

Shapeshifter

T:

Tentacles:

Tentacle House

Pet Tentacle

Two or More Monsters

Vampire and Werewolf Boyfriend (Plus Size Reader)

Vampire and Dragon Girlfriends WLW

Thunderbirds

Thunderbird Lover (on hiatus): Part One

Thunderbird Partner

U

V:

Vampires

Vampire Boyfriend

Vampire Boyfriend FtM

Vampire Boyfriend (Werewolf Girlfriend Reader)

Vampire Boyfriend (Anemic Reader)

W:

Werewolves

Werewolf Girlfriend MtF WLW

Werewolf Boyfriend FtM (MtF Reader)

Werewolf vs Human Boyfriend

Winter Wolf

Bestie's Werewolf Brother (Liwanu): Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six

Bestie's Werewolf Brother Alt (Ahiga): Part One, Part Two

Witches

Witch Girlfriend

Your Witch

Werehyena (Male Reader)

Writing Tips

Top Ten

Filler and Self Publishing

X

Y:

Yeti

Z

[vampire-bat-writes]

Nsfw Alphabet

Tokoyami Fumikage (aged up)

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A- aftercare (what their like after sex)

Tokoyami is sweet and gentle with you afterwards. He helps clean you up or helps you shower. He loves to cuddle afterwards

B- favorite body part

Thighs. Tokoyami is a thigh guy. Crush his pretty little skull between your thighs, instant bust

C- Cum (where does he like to cum?)

Probably either tits or thighs. (Sometimes inside)

D- dirty secret

Probably steals your clothes and nuts in them or humps them thinking abt you.

E- experience

This man is a slave to his own dick but he was a virgin before he met you. It was a little awkward when he did it for the first time but eventually got used to it.

F- favorite position

Spooning or cowgirl. What can I say, Tokoyami is pretty lazy honestly.

G- goofy (how serious are they?)

He's a little silly sometimes but most of the time pretty serious

H-hair

He's a little bushy but not to bad. Black colored

I- intimacy

Extremely romantic. He likes slow and approachable pleasure

J- jerk off

Jerk off maniac. One of the horniest people you'll ever meet and it gets 100x worse in spring

K- kinks

He has quite a few

Mutual masturbation, pain, choking, hair pulling,edging, role play (sometimes), slight bdsm, and corruption

L- location (fav place to do it)

Bed or shower.

M- motivation (what turns them on)

Teasing is the biggest reason. But also simple things like dirty talk or you just even changing

N- no (turnoffs)

Anal. (i did this for myself)

O- oral

Loves seeing you choke on his cock.

P- pace

He's mostly slow and sensual but he does change pace when he's about to finish

Q- quickies

Hates them but is willing to do them for you

R- risk

Doesn't really like risk because he has a routine. Refuses to do it in public because he's afraid of being seen

S- stamina (how long they can go)

Maybe 2 rounds, 3 is pushing the limits

T- toys

He really likes toys and often uses them on himself

U- unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can switch from time to time. he likes to be teased and he likes to tease you.

V- volume (how loud they are)

Decently loud, groans and soft whimpers.

W- wild card (random headcanon)

Probably makes bird noises when overstimulated

X- x-ray

Slight curve, 5.2 inches hard, kinda bushy but not too bad, tip #FF9F99, shaft (hate that word) #EAAD9A, cum #F4E9E3

Y- yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Honestly it kind of depends on season. Not as horny in winter but INSANE in spring

Z- Zzz (how fast they fall asleep afterwards)

Probably like a few minutes. He gets tired easily

(AHH THANKS FOR READING MY FIRST FIC)

[still-not-over-transformers]

Hi, I love your writing. i see the request are open, what about nsfw alphabet with earthspark optimus?

NSFW ALPHABET

TFE Optimus Prime

A = Aftercare (how they behave after sex)

He’s very much concerned with how you feel and wants to make sure you’re comfortable. He will assist in cleaning you up and ensure the bedding is changed. He’ll ask you if you need anything and if you said yes do not doubt for one second that this mech would go to any lengths to please you. 

B = Body part (what body part they admire about themselves and yours)

He’s a bit proud of his shoulders and chest, as he can hold you better and lay you across his chest as he admires your visage. As for you, he loves your eyes and adores staring deeply into them as you make love. Additionally, he loves your chest and loves running his glossa down it. 

C = Cum (self-explanatory)

This mech is considerate as fuck when it comes to… well cum. Unless you ask otherwise, he will only cum inside of you. But if you say otherwise, he is more than happy to oblige, as he will clean it up regardless after you are both satiated. 

D = Dirty secret (duh)

Sometimes he fantasizes of you dominating him. The thought of being tied up and completely at your mercy makes heat rush to his spike, albeit he is far too awkward to declare these thoughts to you. 

E = Experience (Do they know what they’re doing?)

He is pretty much a boy scout. While he may not have much experience in the bedroom, he was a librarian and knows quite a bit about how the birds and the bees get on. He is also a big pleaser, and he will do his research to ensure you are not left wanting. 

F = Favorite position (need I explain?)

Missionary or Cowgirl. He needs to be able to look into your eyes during sex, and he needs to know he is pleasing you. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He takes intercourse as a very important and intimate affair. That being said, there are some moments where he may crack an awkward joke or two.

H = Hair (how well groomed do they like their partner?)

Honestly, he doesn’t care. If he loves you, he loves every single atom and molecule you’re made of. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Romance is huge for him. If he wants to engage in sex, he will shower you in romantic gestures: rose petals on the bed, candles, music, etc. This man will jump through all the hoops. He wants you to know how much he loves you before he beds you. 

J = Jack off (masturbation)

Only once in a blue moon. This mech is very patient and honestly feeds off of your own sexual energy. It’s very rare for him to indulge in jacking off as he feels it is too shallow, as he only feels true satisfaction when he’s with you. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Submission. He enjoys whenever you decide to take control and boss him around in the bedroom. Sometimes bondage can turn him on, as long as he gets to watch you. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In either of your private chambers. He refuses to even attempt public or risky sex. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on)

After an exciting ordeal or battle, he becomes more hot-blooded and yearns to be closer to you in all ways. Additionally, a romantic setting (sunset, dinner, etc) also gets him in the mood. 

N = No (turn offs)

He could never engage in any act that would cause physical or mental harm to you. So BDSM (for you) is a big nope. Also degradation is a big NOPE. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

He’s a big pleaser, and he loves to watch you writhe in pleasure as he goes down on you. 

P = Pace (thrusting pace)

He’s very controlled in his pacing, preferring to start gentle and slow before thrusting deeply as you both climax. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies)

Quickies feel like cheating to him. He prefers to intimately and fully pleasure you as you deserve. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

If you suggest something, he will of course hear you out. If your request isn’t too extreme, he is open to trying new things. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for?)

He has decent stamina. He can go for a couple rounds, and slightly longer if you ask him to. He will do his best to ensure you are satisfied. 

T = Toys (do they own toys?)

Again, he himself is pretty simple. But he will experiment with toys if that be your wish. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Sometimes he will tease you by requesting praise before allowing you release. Normally though, he wants nothing more than to please you, so teasing is rather rare. 

V = Volume (how loud they are during sex)

If he is in private chambers, he isn’t afraid of expressing his adoration of you in the heat of the moment. Breathy moans and grunts are commonplace, as is him moaning your praises as he climaxes. 

W = Wild card 

He sometimes thinks about fucking you at the G.H.O.S.T base, although his nerves would never allow him to. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Despite his boy scout demeanor, he’s packing a decently-sized array beneath his panels. A fairly long silver spike of good thickness, with blue biolights adorning its shaft. 

Y = Yearning (sex drive)

Modest. Honestly this mech needs to be in the mood to want sex. 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It takes him slightly longer than yourself. Mostly he needs to clean up and make sure you are comfortable before he can allow himself to rest.

[lowquality-onceler]

... h-ha, oh, yeah. M-my bad.... I-i, uh, I guess I have a b-bit to catch y'all sweethearts up on, yeah?

(ugh, eww...ha! ha ha....)

So... g-god, where do I even start? Uhm....

I'm... kind of, staking out my area? L-literally, I mean - that's what the f-flags are for. I've got a number of them o-out here, t-tho I... usually try to do one or t-two stakes b-before I have to turn back. D-don't want to push it t-too far, you know... I did that once and, sleeping out here is n-NOT r̶̠̰͓̬͊̽̀́̐͠e̵̥͖͙̼͋̐ͅc̷͓̲̞̤̣̥͍̖͒͊͌̃o̷̥̦̣̜̲̔͛͠m̶͔̠̲̪͗̓̓́m̴̻͈̼͍͔̯̲͆̇̌͒̈͘̚é̴͉̗̩̙̞͕̇̊̌̄͛́͠n̶̺̻̰͙̓͝ḏ̴̏ȇ̴̙̼̥̫̤̋̓͋̎̒͘d̴̬̻̥͉̳̼̖͗̉͊̃͊͋̒̽ ̶̛̗̇̉̏͘͝, t-to put it mildly!

L-luckily Bird was able to h-help me out, b-but that was more... r-random chance. If h-he hadn't been flying by....

Uh... y-yeah. I'm, n-not entirely sure w-what... what it's all for, t-to be honest! HA! B-but t-those little maps I-i've got have g-got to be for something, I guess.....

[willtheweaver]

Alpha-write

Thanks @agirlandherquill this sure does look interesting

Rules: For every letter of the alphabet, comprise a sentence/short paragraph beginning with that letter

A- “All systems go. Let’s she what this new ship can do.”

B- Barely anything was standing on the planet’s surface. All around were huge craters and mountains of crumbled rock and dust. What water there was was as corrosive as hydrochloric acid. What kind of weapons could do this, and what kind of people would turn such tools of death on themselves?

C- Candles, beeswax, 50 count, the label said. So why was the box so heavy?

D- “Don’t move!” I stopped when I heard those words. Fearfully, I looked down at feet. One of them was right on top of a rune trap that was concealed in the leaf litter.

E- Everywhere was the sickly sweet smell of death.

F- Faith shall ne’re forsake me, when iron proves as feeble as flesh.

G- “Goblins can’t resist shiny stuff, you said!”

“Well if you weren’t a cheapskate and put some of your jewelry in the trap, we would have caught him!”

H- “Hake, extra crispy. Chips with salt and vinegar, extra curry sauce on the side. What does it all mean?”

“I believe that is his Friday takeaway order.”

I- Inside was totally different. Whereas the exterior was a grey and austere cube, the interior of the building was bright and decorated to the point of being gaudy and over the top.

J- Just lost contact with the rearguard. Radar has picked something up. It’s—[remainder of transmission incomprehensible] /end recording.

K- Kelp! If I could just make it…

L- “Ladies and gentlemen, remain cool, this is a robbery! Handover all of your valuables and no one—hey! You with the Nickleback shirt! That is not cool!”

M- “Must I remind you that it was your idea to drill holes in the bottom of the ship?”

N- “No man is more accursed than he who violates the sacred law of hospitality.”

O- “Open the door!”

“No.”

P- “Purple was never my color anyways.”

Q- Quiet. No wind, no sound of birds. Nothing.

R- Rust covered the steel beams and rebar sticking out of the cracking and failing concrete.

S- “Single malt, aged twelve years, heavy smoke with hints of seaweed. This was distilled in Islay.”

T- The order came up. Three shots espresso, ten ounces 2% steamed for exactly eighteen seconds, one pump vanilla, three caramel, one chocolate hazelnut, and the foam has to be cold and not mix with the coffee. WTF!?? I wanted to quit them and now.

U- Union pamphlets were everywhere. No doubt about it. Their meeting place had been found.

V- “Velocity is still over 5000 kph! We’ll burn up in the atmosphere unless we find some way of slowing down!”

W- “We’re with Witness Protection. You are in grave danger.”

“Me? I’m just an ordinary person!”

X- “X-rays can’t go through lead!”

Y- “You had to say something, didn’t you?!”

Z- Zzzzzzzzzzz.

“How can anyone sleep so soundly in a time like this??”

Whew! Made it through that one!

Tagging @diabolical-blue @darkandstormydolls @leahnardo-da-veggie @poethill @honeybewrites

@theeccentricraven @splashinkling @smudged-red-ink @mysticstarlightduck @eccaiia

@corinneglass @tildeathiwillwrite @fortunatetragedy and open tag

[pompadourpink]

L’alphabet phonétique

Les voyelles

[a] open front unrounded vowel - cinéma (cinema, m); hat

[ɑ] open back unrounded vowel - château (castle, m); hot

[e] close-mid front unrounded vowel - clé (key, f); may

[ɛ] open-mid front unrounded vowel - père (father, m), chêne (oak, m); bed

[ə] mid central vowel/schwa - jeu (game, m); bird

[i] close front unrounded vowel - souris (mouse, f); free

[o] close-mid back rounded vowel - rose (rose, f); UK yawn

[ɔ] open-mid back rounded vowel - océan (ocean, m); thought

[ø] close-mid front rounded vowel - jeudi (thursday)

[œ] open-mid front rounded vowel - peur (fear, f)

[u] close back rounded vowel - chou (cabbage, m); boot

[y] close front rounded vowel - tu (you); UK few

This vowel diagram shows the inside of the throat from the left side (pronounce /i/ "eee" and /ɑ/ "aaa" to feel the difference). Antérieur: front, postérieur: back, aperture: opening of the lips.

Les voyelles nasales (followed by a consonant except -h- or ending a word)

[ɑ̃] > am, an, (é)en, em, aon - temps (time, m)

[ɛ̃] > aim, ain, eim, ein, em, (i)en, im, in, um, un, ym, yn - pain (bread, m)

[ɔ̃] > om, on - ombre (shadow, f), bonjour (hello)

[œ̃] > um, un - humble, un (one, m); dying, turning into [ɛ̃] 

N.B. When a nasal sound is produced, despite being made of two letters, they are to be pronounced as their own sound: in Bonjour, the /o/ and the /n/ shouldn't be heard at all since they are followed by the consonant /j/, as opposed to the usual dragging of /o/ then /n/ like in Bonne journée.

Les semi-voyelles

[j] voiced palatal approximant - lieu (place, m); you

[ɥ] voiced labial–palatal approximant - huile (oil, f); wall

[w] voiced labial–velar approximant - oui (yes); witch

Les consonnes

[b] voiced bilabial plosive - bête (beast, f)

[d] voiced dental and alveolar plosive - déjeuner (lunch, m)

[f] voiceless labiodental fricative - faim (hunger, f)

[g] voiced velar plosive - gâteau (cake, m)

[ʒ] voiced postalveolar fricative - ange (angel, m); vision

[k] voiceless velar plosive - cadeau (gift, m)

[l] voiced apical alveolar approximant - lait (milk, m)

[p] voiceless bilabial plosive - pain (bread, m)

[ʁ] voiced uvular fricative - roi (king, m)

[s] voiceless alveolar fricative - sel (salt, m); nonsense

[t] voiceless denti-alveolar plosive - table (table, f)

[v] voiced labiodental fricative - violon (violin, m)

[z] voiced alveolar fricative - maison (house, f)

[ʃ] voiceless postalveolar fricative - chocolat (chocolate, m)

Les consonnes nasales

[m] voiced bilabial nasal - miel (honey, m)

[n] voiced denti-alveolar nasal - nez (nose, m)

[ɲ] voiced palatal nasal - montagne (mountain, f)

[ŋ] voiced velar nasal - connexion (connection, f); sing 

Voiced sounds are those that make our vocal chords vibrate when they are produced; voiceless sounds are produced from air passing through the mouth at different points. Fricatives are consonants with the characteristic that when they are produced, air escaped through a small passage and make a hissing sound; plosives are a type of consonant produced by forming a complete obstruction to the flow air out of the mouth.

Movie: Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain - Jean-Pierre Jeunet, 2001

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[overwatchfics]

Hi! can i request junkerqueen sfw and nsfw alphabet? i love ur work! 🫶🏼

Junkerqueen NSFW Alphabet

A/N: Two people requested nsfw alpha for JQ so knocked 2 birds out with one stone!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She glasses of water is already by the bed, she pulls you into her arms and big spoons you, her body keeps you warm on the cold Junker Town nights.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Of herself, she likes her abbs, she catches you staring at them a lot and will flex them to see your reaction. On you? She likes your shoulder, that's her favorite place to leave bites, the skin is so smooth there.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Does not care to get messy, but she isn't obsessed with it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Brings Gracie into the bedroom and loves to use it to cut your clothes and maybe some slight knife-play on freakier nights.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Has fucked around in the wasteland a bit before becoming the Junker Queen/ She has an idea of what she's doing

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Lap sex, on her throne, you above her. Hands down. If she's feeling more romantic, she'll have you on her lap in bed with her sitting up, leaving kisses along your shoulder and neck.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Capable of being goofy in bed, but not a whole lot.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Up to you reader, but I personally see JQ as a woman who has full body hair and it's so hot.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

At time's she fucks just to fuck but can get very romantic if the moment calls for it. lots of hand holding and neck kissing (no biting)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Has a relatively low sex drive, doesn't really do it

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage, throne sex (when perfectly alone), knife play, and biting

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Either the bedroom or the throne room (maybe the bath)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You being soft with her. No one has ever been soft or sweet with her in her life and she gets this carnal possessive attitude that she must protect you, make you hers, convince you that she is yours.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

No degradation, you are her world. No sadism, and nothing that would restrain her.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Doesn't mind receiving it, though she loves giving it. She's very good with her mouth/

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow, she likes to take her time, savors every moment as she never knows what tomorrow brings.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not big on them, but if you want to, she'll accommodate you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not big, she wants to keep you safe so anything risky is out of bounds.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

A long time, this woman has a ton of stamina. Can last for hours, as she was a cage fighter in the wasteland her endurance is crazy good.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Just a strap on, and maybe a butt-plug

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Only when she wants to see you ask for it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not loud at all, maybe some panting and grunting.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Her seeing you with her crown on your head really gets her going in no other way possible.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

C'mon she's a beef cake

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not very high at all, couple times a month

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Very quickly unless she's got some post-sex thoughts.

[taranodongirl]

A

Act English

The Age of Not Believing

Are We Dancing

B

Beautiful Beulah

The Beautiful Briny

The Best Time of Your Life

The Bombie Samba

The Boogie Woogie Bakery Man

Bright and Shiny (song)

C

Chim Chim Cher-ee

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (song)

Christmas in Los Angeles

Chu-Chi Face

Colonel Hathi's March (The Elephant Song)

Come to the Funfair

D

Dakota (1968 song)

Detroit (1967 song)

Doll on a Music Box

Drummin' Drummin' Drummin'

F

Feed the Birds

Fidelity Fiduciary Bank

For Now, For Always

Fortuosity

G

The Glorious Fourth

H

The Happiest Girl Alive

He Danced With Me/She Danced With Me

Heffalumps and Woozles

Hip Hip Pooh-Ray!

Hushabye Mountain

I

I Believe In This Country

I Hum to Myself

I Love to Laugh

I Wan'na Be Like You (The Monkey Song)

I'll Always Be Irish

It's a Small World (After All)

J

Jo Jo the Dog Faced Boy (song)

Jolly Holiday

K

Kiddy-Widdy-Winkies

L

Let's Get Together (Hayley Mills song)

Let's Go Fly a Kite

Let's Put It Over with Grover

The Life I Lead

Little Black Rain Cloud

Lovely Lonely Man

M

Mad Madam Mim

Magic Journeys (song)

Makin' Memories (song)

A Man Has Dreams

Me Ol' Bamboo

Mind over Matter (Sherman Brothers song)

Miracles from Molecules

Mr. Piano Man, Please!

My Own Home

O

Oh, Benjamin Harrison

The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band (song)

One Little Spark

Over Here! (song)

P

The Parent Trap (song)

The Perfect Nanny (song)

Pineapple Princess

Portobello Road (song)

Posh!

R

A Rather Blustery Day

The Rain Rain Rain Came Down Down Down

The Right Side

River Song (Sherman)

The Roses of Success

Rumbly in My Tumbly

The Rutabaga Rag

S

Sister Suffragette

Someone Like Me (Sherman Brothers song)

The Spectrum Song

A Spoonful of Sugar

Stay Awake (Mary Poppins song)

A Step in the Right Direction

Step in Time

Strummin’ Song

Summer Magic (1963 song)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

T

Tall Paul (song)

Teamwork (song)

Ten Feet off the Ground

That's What Friends Are For (The Vulture Song)

There Are Those

There's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow

Think Vulgar

The Tiki Tiki Tiki Room

Truly Scrumptious (song)

Trust in Me (The Python's Song)

Try a Little Something New

U

The Ugly Bug Ball

Up, Down and Touch the Ground

V

Valentine Candy

Vulgarian National Anthem

W

West o' the Wide Missouri

What's Wrong with That?

Winnie the Pooh (song)

The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers

The World Showcase March

Y

You Two

You're Sixteen

You're the Only You

Your Heart Will Lead You Home

Thank you for everything Sherman Brothers. I’m so glad that I sent Robert that letter before he passed. I’m going to believe that he read it.

[charlietinpants]

notes on recrudescence

In classic fic writer irony, this fic required hours and hours of research that on occasion amounted to one line written on it.

On Magpies

This is how the oriental magpie looks. The japanese kanji for magpie is Kasasagi 鵲 - but I picked a different kanji - 笠鷺 (the direct translation of each individual character would be bamboo hat, heron) that actually is a legitimate name which reads the same as a tongue-in-cheek pun.

I found this little bird perfect, because it looks like a white and blue bird with its head painted black and i found it fitting.

On Jisei

Jisei are death poems which consist of five lines, with a total of 31 syllables (5-7-7-7) and are frequently composed by people on their deathbed. References to sunsets, autumn or falling cherry blossoms which suggest the transitoriness of life are common.

I picked my two favourites:

来時は空手、去時は赤脚。一去一来、単重交折[8]

Raiji wa karate kyoji wa sekkyaku ikkyoichirai tanjuu sekkou

Empty-handed I entered the world Barefoot I leave it. My coming, my going — Two simple happenings That got entangled.

By Kozan

and

願はくは花の下にて春死なむその如月の望月のころ

let me die in spring under the cherry blossoms on that day in the Second Month when the moon is full

negawaku wa | hana no shita nite | haru shinan | sono kisaragi no | mochizuki no koro

By Saigyo

On Substitution Ciphers

Okay, I'm no expert on cryptography and i really really struggled with this because i couldn't find something that already pre-existed in relation to a deck of cards that wouldn't take another deck and years off your life to solve.

Lo and behold - i realized that that from ace to king, there are 13 cards in a suit and I went oh **** it and made one from scratch. It's rudimentary and very basic (2 different cards can mean 1 particular letter) and also a proper cryptographer would make fun of me, but it works in a pinch.

Line break here, if you'd like to spare yourself.

Spade A - 1 - A Spade 2 - 2 - B Spade 3 - 3 - C Spade 4 - 4 - D Spade 5 - 5 - E Spade 6 - 6 - F Spade 7 - 7 - G Spade 8 - 8 - H Spade 9 - 9 - I Spade 10 - 10 - J Spade J - 11 - K Spade Q - 12 - L Spade K - 13 - M

Heart A - 14- N Heart 2 - 15 -O Heart 3 - 16 -P Heart 4 - 17 -Q Heart 5 - 18 - R Heart 6 - 19 - S Heart 7 - 20- T Heart 8 - 21 - U Heart 9 - 22 - V Heart 10 - 23 - W Heart J - 24 - X Heart Q - 25 - Y Heart K - 26 - Z

Diamond A - 1 - A Diamond 2 - 2 - B Diamond 3 - 3 - C Diamond 4 - 4 - D Diamond 5 - 5 - E Diamond 6 - 6 - F Diamond 7 - 7 - G Diamond 8 - 8 - H Diamond 9 - 9 - I Diamond 10 - 10 - J Diamond J - 11 - K Diamond Q - 12 - L Diamond K - 13 - M

Club A - 14- N Club 2 - 15 -O Club 3 - 16 -P Club 4 - 17 -Q Club 5 - 18 - R Club 6 - 19 - S Club 7 - 20- T Club 8 - 21 - U Club 9 - 22 - V Club 10 - 23 - W Club J - 24 - X Club Q - 25 - Y Club K - 26 - Z

G - Diamond 7 U - Club 8 N - Heart Ace

P - Heart 3 S - Club 6 N - Club Ace

[collegetennisoriginstory]

i love all of the characters names. how do u go about naming them?

Ah! I love this question. Haha I actually have a pretty long name-selection process (I guess 'cause I feel like names are such a big part of a character) so—definitely happy to share it.

I start with gender-neutral names (because as y'all know I like the idea of gender-selectable ROs), and I search specifically for names based on language/culture.

Then I just went with... mouth-feel/vibes.

Like, Tobin Harris felt strong, solid (thanks to the hard T and N beginning and end) and yet a little soft too, with the rounded "O" and similarity to Robin (reminiscent of a small bird). So yeah, it felt perfect for a character that I imagined to be a bit like an oak tree—calm and assured but also gentle. "Harris" because I really felt like the "A" sound and "S" sound were delightful and balanced 'Tobin' out.

Rayyan Afiq felt strong in a "hard", fiery, 'defined edges' sort of way, maybe it's the double "A" vowels in Rayyan, and the finality of the Q in Afiq? I also liked the symmetry of the double Y's because somehow it kinda adds a kind of willow-y, enigmatic, lingering/echoey dimension to the hardness of the name too. And I thought Afiq went well 'cause it's punchy.

Sam O'Connelly—I thought Sam was just... so fitting in that it's cute and simple and idk, my mental image for Sams (both male and female) match my idea of the character perfectly. I know Sams of both genders (in real life) and they're both funny and silly and big-hearted and goofy. O'Connelly because I thought the name needed musical/lyrical/lilting component too, and also I definitely imagine Sam being of Irish American descent.

Guillaume/Geneviève Lavigne—For G, I just had to go with different names for the f! and m! version because European/romance languages are so gendered that it just felt weird to try to find a gender-neutral name. Geneviève came first, because it just felt perfect—flowy and just rolls off the tongue with a bit of mystique? So then I tried to find a m! name that gave the same vibes. Guillaume had good mouth-feels. As for Lavigne, I looked through a long list of French last names, waffled a lot, and eventually settled on something that I felt matched well and sounded good.

[yharnamcrow]

[A video. The group touches down in Izra's nest, leaving the thunderbird to shake out its feathers. After a moment of grumbling, it steps aside. Next to Eileen, Trevor is carefully holding a trembling quick ball.

"Go on," Eileen says quietly. "Release it. We shall parlay with a Great One. Gods willing, we shall be fine."

"And if not?" Trevor's voice wavers.

"Then we have Izra." Henryk pats the bird's flanks. "Now go. Talk to the Great One." Trevor takes a deep breath and nods. Then, with his eyes closed, he throws the quick ball. It breaks open, releases its contents.

The bird is a giant. Despite that, it easily folds itself into the space the Sea Spirit's Den affords.

Y o u w i s h t o t a l k. (alt text: You wish to talk.)

"So we do." Eileen's arms are raised to initiate contact.

H e r a l d o f m y d o m a i n. A n d m y c h o s e n. (Alt text: Herald of my domain. And my chosen.)

"What does that mean? To be chosen?" Trevor asks quietly. Yveltal tilts its head.

Y o u d o n o t k n o w. M u c h m u s t h a v e c h a n g e d s i n c e I s l e p t. A c h o s e n o f m i n e i s t o h e l p m e s e e t h e w o r l d. S o I w i l l n e v e r l o s e s i g h t o f w h a t I r e a p . (alt text: You do not know. Much must have changed since I slept. A chosen of mine is to help me see the world. So I will never lose sight of what I reap.)

"So you do not wish for the child to bring you sacrifice? You do not endeavor to fight? To bring ruin?" Eileen's voice is sharp.

W h y s h o u l d I ? E v e n t u a l l y , a l l w i l l c o m e t o m e a n y w a y s. I n e e d n o t h a s t e n i t. I s h a l l n o t h a s t e n o r h a r m . I d o n o t n e e d t o. Y o u r F l e d g l i n g s w i l l b e s a f e. (Alt text: Why should I? Eventually, all will come to me anyways. I need to hasten it. I shall not hasten or harm. I do not need to. Your Fledglings will be safe.)

"Good." Eileen inclines her head.

"Do you have a name?" Trevor asks, looking at the gargantuan vulture. It blinks. And then its beak pulls into a wide, grotesque grin.

I a m E n d l i n g. T h e E n d t h a t w a l k s. A n d I a m y o u r s , C h o s en . (Alt text: I am Endling. The End that walks. And I am Yours, Chosen.)

The video ends.]

[warrior-names]

Short Warrior Prefixes & Suffixes

“Short” here is defined as a prefix that's 4 letters or less and 1 syllable and a suffix that's 3 letters or less and 1 syllable.

50+ prefixes and 30+ suffixes under the cut!

Prefixes:

A

Ant-

Asp-

B

Bird-

Blue-

Burr-

C

Crow-

D

Dark-

Dew-

Doe-

E

Egg-

F

Fern-

Fig-

Fir-

Flip-

Fly-

Fox-

G

Gar-

Gray-

Gum-

I

Ice-

Ink-

J

Jay-

L

Lark-

Leaf-

M

Mist-

Moss-

O

Oak-

Oat-

Odd-

One-

Owl-

Ox-

P

Pink-

Pond-

R

Rain-

Rat-

Ray-

Red-

Reed-

Rock-

Root-

Rose-

Rue-

S

Sand-

Sap-

Sea-

Snap-

Soft-

Sun-

T

Tree-

W

Wave-

Wren-

Y

Yew-

Suffixes:

A

arc

asp

C

cry

D

dew

dot

E

ear

egg

eye

F

fin

fir

fly

fur

H

hum

I

ice

ivy

J

jaw

M

maw

N

nip

nut

O

oak

P

pad

pit

R

ray

run

S

sap

sea

sky

sun

T

toe

V

vow

W

web

Z

zap

[hummingbird-of-light]

Writing Challenge

(I sure hope this doesn't exist already? If so, I'm sorry 🙈)

1. Genre (Based on your Zodiac Sign)

Aries – Action

Taurus – Fantasy

Gemini – Horror

Cancer – Angst

Leo – Hurt/Comfort

Virgo – Romance

Libra – Drama

Scorpio – Mystery

Sagittarius – Sci-Fi

Capricorn – Suspense

Aquarius – Tragedy

Pisces – Slice of Life

2. Famous Trope (Based on your Chinese Zodiac Sign)

Rat – Fluff

Ox – Enemies to Lovers

Tiger – Whump

Rabbit – Friends to Lovers

Dragon – Sick Fic

Snake – Mutual Pining

Horse – 5 + 1

Goat – Alternate Universe

Monkey – Crack Fic

Rooster – Fix It Fic

Dog – Gender Swap

Pig – Soulmate

3. Word Count (Based on the first letter of your name (either real name or user name))

A, F, K, P, U, Z – 100 - 1,000 words

B, G, L, Q, V – 1,001 - 2,000 words

C, H, M, R, W – 2,001 - 3,000 words

D, I, N, S, X – 3,001 - 4,000 words

E, J, O, T, Y – 4,001 - 5,000 words

4. Words to include (Based on your favorite color)

Blue – time, pleasure, sound

Green – bird, flower(s), heart

Red – soul, angel, cloud(s)

Orange – sun, health, whisper

Yellow – day, coolness, blood

Purple – sign, fear, flame(s)

Pink – night, scent, rain

White – pain, water, love

Black – dream, trace, weapon

Other – hope, warmth, star(s)

5. Item that needs to play a role (Based on your day of birth)

1st - 5th – coin

6th - 10th – needle

11th - 20th – tissue

21st - 31st – ring

6. Number of characters to be included, not necessarily all main characters (Based on your element)

Water – 1 - 2 characters

Air – 2 - 4 characters

Earth — 4 - 6 characters

Fire – 6 - 8 characters

[drchenquill]

Alpha-Write Tag~

Your geinus strikes again @agirlandherquill! Let's see if I can do this~

rules: for every letter of the alphabet, compose a sentence/short paragraph beginning with that letter

A: Air filled her lungs as she finally allowed herself to breath, to taste the beauty of life once more.

B: Beneath her feet, the gravel shook. It shook until it split in two with a loud rumble. Frozen, she could only stare as whatever it was that broke free of its cemented cage and rose to its inhuman seize, ready to take revenge on those who had taken its freedom.

C: "Care to explain to me why the box clearly marked 'Do Not Open' is open?" "Is curiosity a valid explanation, or does it sentence me to a week of cold-shoulder-treatment?"

D: Distress was something he was used to, a feeling as familiar as the birds chirping outside his window every morning.

E: Evening came, but they did not return. The promise they once held, broken in one cold winter night.

F: " 'Find the dragon' they said, 'slay it and you'll be King forever' they said. Forgot to mention the dragon is a child!" "See it positvely, My Liege, you won't need to look for an heir."

G: God knows how many time she had tried to convince him otherwise, to tell him what a bad idea that was. She had given up, given him up, but as she stared at his name ingraved into the stone before her feet, she wished, for once, that his stubbornes would bring him back, back to her.

H: Heaven and Hell won't hold me back once I will be freed from my restrains. My rage will feel no bounds as I unleash it onto the world.

I: "I know, my love, I know, but believe me that this is the only way for us to live, the only way for us to know what's out there. So... will you jump with me?"

J: "Justice is just a word, a word that people use to justify an act of personal revenge against others who have wronged them. By this logic, cutting your throat is also an act of justice, or am I wrong, dear?"

K: Kindness was always so straining for her, for it was merely an act she had to put up. But not for others, oh no, but for herself. She kept herself in check, because if she wasn't kind, she would start to kill... again.

L: Long after the sun had set and the stars filled the sky, two lovers met underneath their shine, basking in the glory of the night, where nobody could hurt them.

M: "Motherfu-" "Don't use such vulgar words in front of the child!" "The child is eighteen and has screamed worse!"

N: Noting the disgusted look on her face, he realized that his approach was anything but welcomed.

O: Others might know the taste of love, the taste of happiness, but she realized quickly that nothing compared to the taste of blood.

P: Pushing a strand of loose hair behind her ear, he couldn't help but admire the soft blush coloring her round cheeks, inviting him to press a soft kiss on her tender skin.

Q: Questioning things was something she often did, but this will be the first time she was terrified of the answer.

R: "Rest, my child, for your adventure is yet to begin."

S: Sleep was something he did on the regular, slumping into his pillow, succumbing to the sweet darkness that helped him escape the reality that was darker than any of his dreamless nights.

T: "Take your gremlin and leave me be." "You've handed me our child." "... I'm not having a good day, okay?"

U: Under the tender gaze of her former lover, she took her last breath, on it bitter words of love, hoping to crumble to walls that he had build around his withering heart.

V: "Very funny, guys. Who melted my candles and formed them into... Whatever this is?"

W: Wailing could be heard through the normally silent castle walls.

X: "Xbox? You bought him an Xbox?" "I know, I know. I shouldn't support his criminal activities, but he did it for the poor, honey." "Exactly, you could've bought him a Play Station."

Y: "You knew what he did to me! You knew how I had to suffer because of him! How could you?"

Z: I don't have anything. Or better, I don't know English good enough to know that many, or any, words with Z.

~~~~

Tagging for this fun game, with no pressure, @paeliae-occasionally , @theink-stainedfolk , @the-golden-comet , @willtheweaver , @finickyfelix and open tag~

[tailchaser-fritti]

Tailchaser's Song Name Generator

(Using canon prefixes and suffixes!)

First letter of first name:

A - Fumble

B - Beetle

C - Snuffle

D - Twitch

E - Sky

F - Bright

G - Morning

H - Strong

I - Jump

J - Hang

K - Smack

L - Leaf

M - Glide

N - Eat

O - Dew

P - Brindle

Q - Quiver

R - Golden

S - Cloud

T - White

U - Pounce

V - Sleek

W - Bristle

X - Mud

Y - Wind

Z - Sour

Last letter of last name:

A - snout

B - rat

C - foot

D - walker

E - swat

F - swallow

G - shadow

H - mouse

I - scuff

J - weed

K - shimmer

L - flower

M - bane

N - nestle

O - side

P - fast

Q - whisker

R - weave

S - claw

T - dig

U - ruffle

V - grip

W - stalker

X - bone

Y - tail

Z - birds