#this FUCKING S ENE Tumblr posts

[nedermemes]

wat de FUCK gebeurt er tegenwoordig bij Vandaag Inside dat er gasten uitgenodigd worden die de racistische 'asielcrisis' fabel debunken en informatie delen over Long Covid en niet meteen weggelachen worden

[xamaxenta]

I hate that every month without fail my insides want to be my fucking outsides again stoppp

[here-there-were-dragons]

as a general rule, on average, if americans consistently complain about a food being conceptually weird, gross, and scary, then it probably tastes amazing. or at least inoffensive.

this is because in my experience americans for the most part (give or take a few exceptions by region) think eating literally anything other than beef, chicken, bread, eggs, peanut butter jelly sandwitches, ketchup, and disgusting cloyingly artificial brown sludge soda is insurmountably weird, gross, and scary.

[ssaalexblake]

the number of people who think they're entitled to your time bc you like 13 is Staggering.

[abba-enthusiast]

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[mikrokosmcs]

send me a 💿 and i'll shuffle my music and write a starter based on the first song i get! | @picdpipcr

-  —Viernes,  se  muere  Jesucristo,  ¿dónde  se  ha  visto?  —  -cuestiona,  más  dormido  que  despierto  mientras  se  hace  un  burrito  en  su  poderosísima  cobija  con  un  tigre  pintado.  El  frío  estaba  perro  y  honestamente,  aunque  quisiera  agarrar  fuerzas,  era  complicado  gracias  a  la  cruda  que  traía.  -  —No  voe  a  trabaja,  y  ni  moderrimo,  háganle  como  puedan. 

[the-busy-ghost]

Highlight of the day so far- finding out about Yola because I was trying to get to the ultimate source of a word common to Scots, English, and Frisian (and other Germanic languages).

Dark Wiktionary, show me the forbidden Anglic languages

[dihalect]

met a cute-ish french dude at a mutual aid thing last week. brushed up on my french all week, so i might be able to impress him a bit when i saw him again today. and he's fucking italian

[death-rebirth-senshi]

It's funny that mass effect 3 ends on destory vs control because there is a thread throughout the trilogy of destruction as a form of control/what's done when you can't control things, and throughout the trilogy there are major decisions that are control/destruction vs. relinquishing control and choosing hope.

And I can vibe with control vs destroy in some ways given that the crucible wasn't actually made by Shepard or anyone alive in the present, much like the Reapers it's this ancient imposition/larger than life technological force representative of ""organic""" fears and anxieties, and Shepard can't easily escape this dichotomy and baggage unscathed no matter what they do.

I guess I wish that's what the ending was actually about

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Me: oh wow, this person likes the same ship as me :) I should follow them!

Twitter: Hey, remember that person you followed? Here’s some of the things that they’ve been liking recently

Me:

Me: is that fucking incest fanart—

[autism-disco]

might have. to br eerid and unpleasant to deal with this one though

[kohakuhibiki]

J'aime comment l'article contient aucune source valide mis à part "une maman sur tiktok". C'est pas irresponsable du tout d'alimenter des débats qui n'ont pas tant lieux d'être qui n'apportent rien à personne sauf aux passionnés des racourcis démagogiques faciles.

Pis si je google...

Une copie conforme du même article qui mentionne toujours pas où ça se passe et hm...un article qui semble...tendencieux mais ne soyons pas de mauvaise foi...

Quoi qu'oubliez ça, mes attentes étaient de bonne foi semble-t-il (quoi que l'article screencappé ne se porte pas à la défense des réactionnaires, en fait même qu'il fait part du fait que les français ont un problème qui ne cesse de croitre à ce niveau, entre autres, à cause des tartes comme celle du haut qui font rien d'autre que mettre de l'huile sur le feu du problème de réacs en postant toute sortes de niaiseries pour obtenir des réactions faciles. C'est vraiment dégueulasse...

[fceriestcrdst]

im so close to being free from heeeellll

[caracolcondiarrea]

Currently in (S)pain

[diabetesnscoliosis]

Yeah so I think a lot of ppl tend ti reblog shit in good faith but when people are making oneu off of deceiving you, no. Yoi habe to be a bit more critical. The far right gets in so many movements bc of this. They're the ones making money off of this

[i2sunric]

𝐒𝐎𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐃 (hyung line)

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: fivesome. unprotected sex, hair pulling, blowjob, rough sex. masturbation, handjob, double penetration, pet names (angel, baby, doll) lmk if more. NOT PROOFREAD → PART 2

a/n: based on this ask from anon! hope you like it <3

It wasn’t that Heeseung was oblivious about the stolen glances his members gave you whenever you came over to the dorm, for goodness sake, he was a man as well and knew what was the effect to see such a pretty girl.

He would’ve asked them to stop or at least try not to show it— if he hadn’t noticed the way you just craved their attention. He sees how you unbutton your shirt or bend down shamelessly. And it should’ve angered him, it should’ve pissed him off.

But maybe, his contorted desires matched with yours, which was why he decided to test something out by taking you right in the living room. He lied, telling you the members had a schedule about a en o’clock episode he didn’t have to do and lured you inside the lion den, touching the spots he knew would make your head spin until you gave in and started sucking his cock.

The nasty sounds filled the dorm, you were so busy trying to pleasure him you hadn’t even heard the front door opening and now the three men watching the pornographic scene happening in front of their eyes.

“Looks like we have public, angel.” You blinked, puzzled as you took him out of your mouth to turn around.

Widening your eyes at first, they soon fell on the evident hard-ons your boyfriend’s best friends wore under their pants.

Heeseung smirked and caressed your cheek, making you turn around “You want more cock, mh?” He grasped your chin and made you turn around as well.

“Here you go baby, they’re all here for you.” And it didn’t take much for you to be laid down on the sofa with Jake’s cock shoved inside your mouth as you stroked Jay’s one with your free hand.

Sunghoon was rutting his hips inside of you, his huge cock filling you up to the brim. Your moans echoed in the room while you maintained eye contact with Heeseung.

He was slowly pumping his shaft at the sight of you being pleasured by his band mates, so pretty and so sinful.

“Pussy s-so good.” Sunghoon groaned, gripping your hips so tight they would’ve probably be bruised by the next day.

“Taking my cock so well.” Jake pleased as he grasped your head, fucking your mouth, hitting the back of your throat as you gagged.

“Careful there.” Jay nagged at Jake for being so rough, the feeling of your hand around his dick bringing him close to release.

“Fuck I’m so close.” Jake threw his head back “Can I cum in your mouth baby, mh?” He asked but his gaze turned to Heeseung who shook his head.

Jake groaned but complied with his wishes, pulling out as he pumped his cock fast to cum all over your chest– But as you saw precum leaking, you whined and pulled him back inside your mouth.

The warm feeling was enough to make him cum, hot seed dripping down your throat, tasting him.

Heeseung watched you shocked, the mere view of his best friend cumming down your throat was enough to make him cum undone as well.

In the meantime, Sunghoon’s thrusts turned maniacal, his cock hitting your cervix with all of them. You squeezed your eyes shut and stopped moving your hand to help Jay, your own release approaching fast.

Jay groaned in complaint and moved to raise your back from the sofa. He positioned himself behind you and when Sunghoon understood what he wanted to do, he stopped thrusting.

You opened your eyes, a little oblivious to what was happening around you until you felt stretched so wide it was so painful. You let out a whimper of pain and both men turned to look at Heeseung.

“Ask her.” He said sternly “It’s not my body you’re using.”

“Baby, can we fuck you at the same time?” Jay asked, rubbing his thumb on your waist “It’s gonna feel good, I promise.”

“Yes, doll.” Sunghoon nodded as well, “You just need to relax.” He slowly circled your clit to relax you.

You took deep breaths, in and out and slowly got used to the feeling of both of them. They thrusted at the same time, slow and steady.

You turned your face to look at Heeseung and Jake that had joined his side. Your boyfriend gave you a warm smile and you reached your hand to him.

Heeseung took the clue and moved closer, pulling you into a heated make out session. Your moans died in his mouth as the two other men picked up their speed.

“Ngh— S’good.” You rolled your eyes back, gasping on Heeseung’s lips.

“Look how you’re taking their cocks so well.” Heeseung praised “My angel is doing a perfect job, mh?”

The pair of Jay and Sunghoon let out deep growls, signalling their were close “Don’t you cum inside of her, got it?” He said, his tone dangerous. “I’m letting you fuck her but only I get to breed her.”

His words were enough to send you over the edge, making you clench around the big dicks. Sunghoon pulled out and jerked on your stomach, his seed coating your skin.

Jay kept thrusting to ride you out of your orgasm and as he felt you relaxing, he pulled out to cum between your ass cheeks.

You pulled Heeseung back into a kiss, sloppy and needy as his best friends whispered sweet praising to you.

Jake walked behind Heeseung and you looked up at him as if to ask for permission. Your boyfriend nodded, a little reluctantly, but he let you have a make out session with him.

Needless to say, the aftercare was awesome, all four men treating you like a princess, serving you and pampering you with cuddles.

“When’s next time?” You asked that night as you were snuggled on Heeseung’s chest.

“Am I not enough for you?” Heeseung scowled, a little offended. You pecked his lips and chuckled “Of course you are, baby.”

You leaned into his ear and whispered “But I saw how you enjoy when I get used by your friends.” And maybe you were right. Maybe he had a kink.