#thirty-four

[yourobedientserpent]

My friend @teidar did a thing.

[giannic]

36 - 2 = 34

[numburgers]

[justaz]

lol arthur realizes with the other knights after watching merlin flirt and being hit with a wave of deja vu: holy shit you asked me out

merlin and the rest of the knights around a campfire after leaving a village bc lancelot and leon somehow started a brawl in the tavern: ???

arthur points at merlin: after valiant! you asked me to buy you a drink! you were asking me out!

merlin is busy cooking dinner and confused out of his fucking mind: what???…..valiant….oh the knight with the snakes.

gwaine who was slightly tipsy now stone cold sober and sitting up straight against a tree: wait. explain. what do you mean merlin asked you out??

arthur snaps his fingers as he recalls the memory: i apologized for sacking you and you said that if i bought you a drink we’d be even.

merlin now remembering how he had stumbled into camelot, picked a fight with a pigheaded bully which quickly turned homoerotic and flirtatious, and continued their teasing-flirting for days before merlin shot his shot and asked the prince out only to be rejected: oh yeah, i forgot i did that…..wait, you mean you didnt realize what i was asking?

arthur: no?? we argued everyday, how was i supposed to realize you were asking me out??

merlin now abandoning the dinner and staring across the camp at arthur while the rest of the knights watch their back and forth like a game of tennis: to you we were arguing, to me that was very much flirting. i thought you were flirting back so i decided to ask you. then you rejected me

arthur, mentally beating his past self up for fucking up their chance: i didn’t reject you!!! i just didn’t realize what you were asking me. how was i meant to? we fought every chance we got

leon, nudging elyan, glee and excitement riling through him: its happening!!! its finally happening!!! seven long, grueling years is finally paying off!!!

merlin, realizing the misunderstanding and acknowledging the fact that he wasn’t rejected, his flirtations just weren’t noticed - realizing he still has a chance: oh…oh i see. arthur, my dear, our fights were extremely flirtatious. need i remind you of what you said? “do you know how to walk on your knees? would you like me to teach you?” or “i could take you apart with one blow”

arthur, mental capabilities at an all time low: m…my dear….?????????

merlin grinning devilishly as he realizes that his flirtatious persona he had hidden away after falling head over heels for arthur can make a come back: that is what i called you. should i call you something else? say…mine?

percival gags in elyan’s ear: cheesy

elyan hides a laugh: at least they’re finally getting somewhere. better than the hopeless pining

arthur, flushed from head to toe: ah uh no um im uh

merlin thoroughly enjoying himself: oh come now, your majesty. use your words.

[dearabsolutelynoone]

“[Anthony and Kate] love each other so deeply, and he adores her.”

[ashromedaera]

Plot twist: René Descartes is the one who's high and hallucinating talking number 3 and 4

[tired-all-the-time22]

Another smaller comic for this amazing spicynoodles fic by @pittdpeaches

Sequel to this post

[screampied]

Today is Kento Nanami's birthday and IRL he would ONLY be 34. It baffles me to know I have anime crushes that are age appropriate if they existed.

he would have loved this pussy i’m so SICK

[markscherz]

Hello!! I know you're more of a frog guy, but i was wondering if you knew anything about this particular pattern that ive noticed commonly in reptiles and birds?

I like to call it the Eye Line because, well, that's what it is, and wanted to know if it had any sort of purpose, like helping with sun glare or camouflage, or if it's just a fun quirk that likes to pop up. Thank you for your time :)

I work a lot on reptiles, though I am much better known for my frog work.

Yes the eye line is very common. I guess it probably serves to break up the outline of the eye, which is often a target of specific recognition routines by predators and prey alike. Also it just looks Fierce!

Also, some frogs have similar lines.

[kamtarir]

İnsan şu saatlerde en ufak detayı bile bahane edip ağlayabilir

[giannic]

This is NOT in reference to the great baseball ⚾ player.

[emblazons]

"This is only the beginning— the beginning of the end."

STRANGER THINGS SANS VISAGES S04E09 - The Piggyback (Part II of II)

[sheurb]

heh *locks you in your own little hell world*

[kindaasrikal]

Can we all consider the thought of how Zane might be physically older than all the other ninja, but mentally speaking he’s also just a teenage little shi

He’d be the middle child of the lot and you can’t deny me of this. He is NOT mentally 50 do you see that guy

He’s that one weird sibling you always have to teach stuff too despite them having more potential than you and you’re just stuck with it.

Zane is not mentally older than Cole, or even Kai of were being honest here. Everyone is aware of this fact and none of them have the heart to break it to him that no one considers him the oldest. Ancient nindroid or not.

[xfohvsummerschool]

Threefour art that I made when I was bored but was too lazy to render, instead I put hundreds of effects on it that it ended up looking like a frame from a tiktok edit

[jellieland]

A collection.