#third of all AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bugisbonkerz]

CERTIFIED FREAK 7 DAYS A WEEK

✨drag queen✨

He deserved his own post.

My hyperfix is ​​literally based on him, and while I was drawing this, I was trying to get him out of my head. But I accidentally created an even bigger cult of adoration for this autistic beautiful bird.

[vanillray]

I BEAT SPAMTON ON THE THIRD ATTEMPT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY AT ALL AND BARELY DID IT BUT I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF GAHHHH

Screenshots because I really liked it. A very memorable character and fight..

It's hard for me to breathe!!!!!!

[queenmina37]

hi!! i found out your bleach x bnha crossover series last night and i DEVOURED it, i had such a great time reading it and it's so funny 😭 i just wanted to say thank you for sharing such a brilliant brainworm that will probably now live in MY brain forever 💜 i know it hasn't been updated in like a year but that won't stop me 😾 and since we're here i figure i'll ask something: how would aizawa react if he found out ichigo has two whole *kids*?

again, Thank You and hope you have a good day 💜

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA You're the person who left comments on Ghost Hunters of UA, aren't you?? I'm so glad you liked it!

This is an interesting thing because I could actually swear that I've written something about this? Actually, I just realized that I probably have some parts of the story written... that I haven't posted... because... I don't even know... I remember that I had the very last story for the series written, but I didn't want to post it if the rest of the series was still not finished, but I might actually post it at some point, if I can just remember to do that.

But I could swear I've written something about Aizawa finding out about Kazui and Ichika? It's possible it's one of the group chat chapters that I wrote and then decided not to go through with the idea at all? Yeah, actually, I just found it and it's definitely like that.

I'm not going to put this on ao3 (at least at this time), but since you asked, here you go! Please remember that it was written before the first chapter of Ghost Hunters of UA, so it might not be entirely accurate, for example with what happens in that story, but, yeah, anyways.

Karakura Gang + Stragglers (Group chat name)

God’s Antithesis (Ishida)

Ichigo

God’s Worst Mistake (Ichigo)

Uryuu

God’s Antithesis (Ishida)

[A picture of the living room of the Ishida Residence. Sitting in front of a dark wine red couch and the low table in front of it, on the floor, are two boys around the same age. One of them has wild, spike orange hair that is just slightly smoother than Kurosaki Ichigo’s spiky hair. He’s grinning brightly, his purple eyes alight. He’s wearing a pair of jeans and a baby blue hoodie. The other boy also had orange hair, though of a different, darker shade than the other boy’s. He was beaming. He had dark blue eyes. Both boys were staring right at the camera.]

Why is kazui in my house

Assno (Asano)

asdfghjkl

Reject Universe (Orihime)

Oh!

I didnt know kazui was over!

Dragon (Tatsuki... I think?)

Oh my god what the fuck

Arrancar Translator (Chad...?)

Huh

Queen (Rukia)

Oh my god how is he over there?????

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

omw dont let him leave

God’s Antithesis (Ishida)

Bit late for that

Reject Universe (Orihime)

I just got home and he just ran out (°-°)

Dragon (Tatsuki)

Is he scared of u?

This is like the third time he has done that right?

Reject Universe (Orihime)

Oh no surely not right?

I dont want kazui to be scared of me!!

Queen (Rukia)

He isnt scared orihime I promise

God’s Worst Mistake (Ichigo)

He just gets similar alarms ringing like when rukia smiles when he has done something he shouldnt have done

Also im coming over, see if I can hold him down long enough for renji to drag him back home

Karakura Red (Karin)

Caught the little shit

Bringing him home but ichi-nii should still come keep an eye on him

Me and yuzu have shit to do

God’s Worst Mistake (Ichigo)

omw

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

I will be there in a few hours once these idiots get the senkaimon going

Queen (Rukia)

Might be good

Kazui has been taking it rather hard that ichigo is on such a long mission

A bit of time alone with his dad will do him some good

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

Im sorry

Kurosaki has a son?

Dragon (Tatsuki)

Wait we didnt tell u?

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

No????

Improvised Molotov Cocktails (Mizuiro)

He has a wife and a husband too

Assno (Asano)

Some of us cant find one and he went and got himself two

Arrancar Translator (Chad)

Actually he has two kids

Son and daughter

Reject Universe (Orihime)

Oh but renji is actually ichika’s dad

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

What

Improvised Molotov Cocktails (Mizuiro)

Kazui and ichika are twins

Ichigo is kazui’s dad

Renji is ichika’s dad

Simple

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

In what universe

Dragon (Tatsuki)

Well I mean they have the same mom and are twins so its pretty simple

Must Protect (Yuzu?)

Aww!

[A picture of Ichigo laying down on the couch in the living room of the Kurosaki Residence. He has one hand under his head, while the other is wrapped around Kazui, who is laying between him and the back of the couch, his head on Ichigo’s chest. Both have their eyes closed. Ichigo is in his shinigami uniform.]

They are so cute!

Queen (Rukia)

Is he purring?

Karakura Red (Karin)

Of course hes purring

This is ichi-nii we are talking about

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

I’m sorry

Kurosaki

Purrs?

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

Like an engine yeah

But only when he naps with the kids

They love it

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

??????

How???????

Improvised Molotov Cocktails (Mizuiro)

You havent heard him purr before?

Arrancar Translator (Chad)

He was already doing it in middle school but it escalated in high school

Queen (Rukia)

It escalated even more after he died

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

And then it became exclusive to the kids

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

????????????????????

God’s Antithesis (Ishida)

Wait

What do you mean its exclusive to the kids

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

Its exclusive to the kids?

He only purrs when he wants to nap with the kids?

Queen (Rukia)

It calms kazui down and he falls asleep within seconds

Ichika too but thats because shes been conditioned into it rather than it being natural like with kazui

Why?

Karakura Red (Karin)

He does it with me too tho

Yuzu too

Reject Universe (Orihime)

He did it to uryuu once too!

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

What??????

Karakura Red (Karin)

Urahara said its a hollow thing

Pack thing and all that

Must protect little ones

Hes trying to calm down and put to sleep any younger relatives essentially

Must Protect (Yuzu)

Yeah I hear the visored do the same with him too

But he never does it to them because they are older than him

Karin has done it to me too

Karakura Red (Karin)

Yuzu!!!

Dragon (Tatsuki)

Oh my god

Assno (Asano)

Y r u guys so pure?

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

Im not sure what about having a bloodthirsty cannibal in your head is pure but u do u buddy

Assno (Asano)

Wait no!!!

Panicked into Solutions (Renji)

Also I will be there in another 30 mins

Must Protect (Yuzu)

Stay for tea until they wake up!

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

I

I hate to break this to you people but kurosaki is expected at school tomorrow morning

Karakura Red (Karin)

Thats what shunpo and sonido are for

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

What does that even mean

Improvised Molotov Cocktails (Mizuiro)

He fast

Caterpillar Man (Aizawa)

That explains literally nothing

Queen (Rukia)

It explains literally everything

[nachodroppedfood]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY G (JUST FINISHED THIRD THICKETY BOOK AND HOLY FUCKKKING SHIT OH MY GOD OH M. OH MY FUCKING HELL. FUCCKKKKKKK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NACHO. NACHO I AM SHAKING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS. WHAT. HELLO. OH MY GOD.)

Okay. The sundering trial in Phadeen was SO FUCKING COOL and STARS ABOVE THAT WAS A GREAT KARA MOMENT and oh my god. WILLIAM'S BACK. HE'S BACK!!! OH HHHSD

ALSO!!!! Once again i am screaming "GRACE YOU BITCH!!!!!" into the empty air of my room. ohhhhhhhh i'm so fucking. i hate her. so much. she's fascinating and her dynamic with Kara is SO fun to read but ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna FUCKIMG GET HER. AGHH

and Lucas. LUCAS!!!!! LUCASSS BEING BACKKKKKKKKKKKK. I missed. i missd him. I'm so glad he found some family.

also... Oh my god. Safi. :( I just. Fuck, man. Safi. I need to bundle her in blankets. Well I need to bundle all of them in blankets. But oh my fucking god.

Im. wow. I - . I'm so glad I don't have to wait to read the final book. because i have it.

also the well of witches was SUCH A COOL SETTING like OH MY STARS. but the whole " ur thoughts are written on the paper" thing freaked me out. i have always hated the idea of someone peering into my thoughts because like. intrusive thoughts and stuff. also ADHD. and i ont want people seeing my thoughts.

Also. Taff played a bigger role in this book, I think, and it was great. I love him.

also Kara fucking with Rygoth towards the end of the book was SO fun to read. YES!!!! GET UNDER HER SKIN!!!!!! BE POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!

hhhhhmbghh. THICKETY SERIES MY BELOVED

YESYESYESYES THICKETY MUTUAL NUMBER 1 YOU GET ME YOU GET KE SOOOOO GOOD!!!!! ACTUALLY THE PART THAT STOOD OUT TO ME THE MOST WAS THE WELL OF WITCHES. IT STILL CREEPS ME OUT TO THIS DAY. ESPECIALLY FHE THOUGHTS BEINF WRITTEN ON PAPER! AAAACK

THICKETY MUTUAL NUMBER 1, PLEASE IM BEGGING OF YOU READ THE LAST BOOK. EVERYTHING COMES TOGETHER. I PROMISE YOU. IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE

ALSO KARA X GRACE TOXIC YURI I WILL ALWAYS STAND BY THIS

[23-second-rice]

orange fits him so much better than bee

No pressure on these but maybe for the oc outfit asks, 🔥 for Pete and/or 🚓 for Johnstone bc he needs to go to JAIL

From this post!

Thanks for the ask, and also for your patience ^-^'

It's been sitting in my inbox for months now and I promise I never forgot it lmao

🔥 - Pete in What He'd Wear on a Very Hot Day

I looooove the idea of this one, the mental image of him sitting slumped somewhere overheating was lovely, thankyou >:)

the poor boy really is not used to, or built for the """hot""" weather :) devonhurst is brutally cold, and also miserable and wet, with very short summers. those summers, however, can get to a top of a whole 29C! how suffocatingly hot (LOL) (i'm from the armpit of queensland, those are baby numbers, and he's not even above 26 haha)

not only is pete straight up unacclimatised to the warmth, he has thick, insulated skin, and no ability to sweat, which means when the temperature rises, there's not much he can do to cool off except have a swim or take a cool bath :) neither of which are an option uwu

🚓 - Johnstone (and Pete) in a Prison Uniform

ALSO, I CAN'T FUCKING READ SO HERE'S 🚓 FOR BOTH OOPS (lying across my desk laughing)

I have no idea how Pete would end up in a human prison, but I DO know that he'd be losing his mind with fear, and that he wouldn't fare well for long :))

Update: it's been months and this actually gave me huge brainworms that sparked a whole au scenario with a friend and it was so fucking good <3<3

You can read more about Pete [here] and more about Johnstone [here]

Taglist

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@dang-i-like-whump (a treat for you lmao)

@nowjustanothermain2notjudge

@painful-pooch

@pigeonwhumps

@whumplovers-collaborate

@whump-cravings

@willowtreewhump

If you would like to be added or removed, please let me know <3

(also im stupid and realised too late i didn't tag anyone when i posted the zine piece! oops, that's a thing, it's linked [here] if you wanna check it out/haven't already)

[articskele]

Yall I just gotta spill my incoherent rambles about Its Name Was Cesar Torres because GRAAAAHHHHH

Spoilers under the cut!

I saw one post that was like “Ok but which would be more fucked up: the alternate killing Cesar while wearing the face of his mom, or vice versa?” And this fic gave us a third and even more devastating option holy shit-

“Picking up the receiver, it paused before pressing at the shapes in the pattern it knew would make Cesar Torres’ friend speak.”

DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS LINE.

Understanding the how but not the why, having the knowledge but not the experience, the inhuman detachment of it all. One small detail that betrays its whole state of being right now: An imitation.

And don't even get me started on the headcanons for how alternates work bc they're so FASCINATING

The way alternates just. Absorb? Things? To take on their form? One of the comments mentioned the alt wearing Cesar's corpse like a parasite and AOUGH

The way emotions have taste- Altsar's initial plan to understand pain just so it could make Mark's suffering that much better to savor- It's just the sheer embodiment of their nature as entities of consumption, born into a state of empty eternity

The way alternates have no personal stake in the war and are just doing what they do best because they can- The way alternates can't die and are just cast back into the void from whence they came, only delaying the inevitable-

Pfffft Mark walks in and just sees Altsar like 🧍 aksjdalkfh- Not a single thought between those eyes dude

Mark with the chewed up fingernails he just like me fr

THE BIBLE REFERENCES THE BIBLE REFERENCES OUGHHGHGHH HOLY SH IT

I don't even know why I love em so much they just make me FERAL- OK BUT THAT SCENE IN CHAPTER 2 WITH MARK RECITING THE FUCKIGNF PSALM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BRO IS CLINGING. HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE SOMEONE HELP HIM. GO CHRISTIAN BOY GO!!!! Voted God's little lamb most likely to be slaughtered-

THE PANCAKESSSSS. WHAT IF I CRIED. A glimpse of silliness in the storm, and Altsar fuckin grinning from ear to ear (perhaps literally lmao-) I love that and I want them to be ok in the end-

Can we talk about the deer alternate. Can we tALK ABOUT THE FUCKING DEER AAAAUGHH

They had us in the first half not gonna lie with the Mark fakeout- The way I slapped my hand over my mouth like "WUH? HUH??"

AND THEN ALTSAR, OVERWHELMED WITH RAGE, STRIKING THIS ABOMINATION WITH ALL OF ITS THEIR MIGHT. AND YET IT JUST KEEPS TALKING. WORDS DRIPPING FROM ITS SLACKED JAW LIKE SALIVA. WHY WON'T IT STO P.

The moment Altsar realizes he's gotten way in over his head past the point of no return- The constant change of it to they to he, struggling with newfound humanity and unable to see where the alternate ends and the dead man begins. Is there even a difference anymore?

The whole warm and cold thing..... Mark taking Altsar's hands into his and bandaging his its wounds..... Injured. Broken. Both of them living a lie for as long as they can.

AND CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE THE WAY EVERYTHING COMES TOGETHER AT THE END:

The Mary statue and the deer alternate coming back

Mark's righteous fury framed by the shards of the Evangelist

The change from ¬ Shoot me, Mark Heathcliff. I am not what you think. ¬ to ¬ Don’t shoot me. I'm not what you think. ¬

Altsar finally experiencing pain, only for it to be at the hand of his best friend. Bleeding out as he screams for the one thing he just can't go without.

“It hurts, Mark. It hurts.”

IT'S JUST SO!!! GODDDDDDDDD. WHAT IF I CRIED. WHAT IF I TURNED INTO A LITTLE PUDDLE HUH. WHAT THEN.

I just. I struggle to find the words to describe how much I adore this fic, yall. If you were to look in my brain you would just find that one video of the guy shouting "HEEEELP. HEEEEEEELP. HELP MEEE." with the most expressionless face-

I like this fic. I like it a whole lot. And I can't wait to see what comes next ouo

[resurekto]

Briefly about the latest events in my life~ I barely passed NMT, and I'm glad I didn't fail it. Then there's a lot of news about how we're all fucked up in my country, why? hmm, such news, well, anxiety, ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the third year has passed and the morally retarded consume Muscovite content Anyway, on to more interesting things, Tik tok will be I already have ideas what to draw, I have a couple of weeks of rest before the start of creative competitions for admission to creative specialties, (oh and we have that “beautiful” education system hahahahahah) but if we evaluate soberly, we really have a lot of good graduates in design and other industries, what can I say about medicine, huh. Okay, I got distracted again, and I'll try to post something in my free time, interesting posts or something. And I'll also try to finish the TikTok as soon as possible.(my nerves are getting the best of me, I'm burnt out AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

[rmhashauthor]

STARFISH chapter 11 excerpt

Wherein Nina gets her way...

“What are you doing?” Ardus stood in the doorway, his eyes huge and his mouth half-open in disbelief. Standing on the counter, two plates the size of hubcaps in her hand, Nina turned and regarded him with wide-eyed innocence. “What? I'm getting plates for lunch.” The way she stood, she knew he should be getting a good look at her legs in the bright yellow leggings she'd chosen. At the moment, however, he seemed far more concerned about her location.

“That is not – you are not – Doctor, really!” In a few steps he crossed the threshold and front room and set a heavy dish down on the counter near her feet. “How did you even get up there?” Standing beside the counter Ardus looked up – for once she was taller – at her, one hand on the counter with his claws clicking on the polished surface.

Nina looked down at him, enjoying her height and grinning at the top of his head. “How's the weather down there?” She shrugged, letting one strap of her wide-necked tunic fall off one shoulder.

Ardus made a choking sound, recovering enough to drum his fingers on the counter-top. Frowning, eyes narrowed almost to slits, he demanded “Doctor Ma'atanoa, get down.”

“All right, but take these.” She held out the plates and Ardus snatched them from her hands. He sat them on the counter with enough force to make them clatter. “There, now will you please-?”

Nina bent and sat with her legs dangling off the edge of the counter, her bare feet hanging in space more than four feet off the floor. “What did you bring me?” Sitting on the counter, she was almost his height – she could nearly meet him eye to eye, almost as close as when he'd carried her. Oh, I like this!

He shook his head. “No, not until you are down.”

“Oh, all right.” She wiggled her behind until she looked ready to slip off, watching his reaction. He did exactly what she thought he would – he held an arm out in front of her and looked horrified. “Doctor! You are not thinking of jumping, are you?!”

“Well, how else am I supposed to get down?”

Doctor Ardus crossed his arms, blocking her. “Not by jumping.”

“Then what do you suggest?” Nina watched his face work, his upper lip twitching in vexation. Come on, take the bait like a good boy. She leaned forward, tipping her face up so he had a good view of her cleavage. If he noticed, he wasn't showing it. She wiggled on the counter a little more, crossing her ankles where they hung in space. Come on, don't make me say it. It's more fun if it's your idea. She watched him, waiting patiently. The seconds dragged out.

Finally, Ardus sighed. His face was blank, but she could feel the frustration in his voice. He uncrossed his arms and put his hands on his hips. “Do you need help?”

She shrugged. “Since you won't let me jump down, I guess I do.” She watched his nose-bridge wrinkle. Oh Omi, he's adorable when he's mad.

His nostrils flared and he glanced at the dish he'd brought. Then, setting his jaw, Ardus closed his eyes and took a slow breath. “Very well.” He opened his eyes and Nina suppressed a wiggle of delight. Come on big guy, do it. I know you want to. She watched him take his hands from his hips and flex the fingers, curling his claws towards his palms as though he was steeling himself against a strike. Then he reached for her. Putting his hands around her waist – and they spanned her waist completely, his fingertips touching across her back and his thumbs barely an inch or two apart across her belly – Doctor Ardus lifted her and stepped back. Nina, holding back a delighted gasp, laid her hands on his wrists for balance and watched his throat work as he swallowed what was probably a gasp of his own. Once her feet were on the floor he backed away immediately, his hands stuffing back into their pockets. His hands were shaking!

This is my original work, do not copy. Try me.

STARFISH HAS WON THIRD PLACE IN THE RED CARPET AWARDS ON WATTPAD! I honestly only submitted so I could get some new readers but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[divljizumbul]

[Image ID: an old newspaper extract that says "The column's tireless statistician has compiled a report which says that 17 states in the union, not counting the District of Columbia or Alaska, end in "a," and that if all the a's with which states end were placed side by side, they would reach part-way across the column, like this:

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The 17 a's take up about a third of the width of the article. End ID]

The Akron Beacon Journal, Ohio, June 11, 1925

[absolutepokemontrash]

Kid!MC/Teen!MC Needs someone to go to Parent Teacher Interviews for Them and Guess Who’s Available?

Masterlist

The brothers being bad babysitters/dad figures is something I love very much, I bet you all could already tell that considering the Fic/Headcanon series I have going on. I would just like you all to know that Asmo’s section is based on a true story. Anyhoo~ onto the Headcanons!

Why? Why Him? (Lucifer)

Is MC really dumb, or are they just a kid? No one knows.

Obviously MC asked Lucifer, the only competent one in the house, the most professional, hard-working, controlled-

MC got their things together and gave Lucifer the run down on their teacher(s) before Lucifer got too absorbed in extolling his own virtues in an intense internal monologue.

News flash Lucifer, this isn’t a Shakespeare play, you can’t have a dramatic monologue or soliloquy about how great you think you are

At the actual meeting, if MC is in there, no, MC is not actually in there. Lucifer will speak to the teacher as if MC isn’t there. As someone whose not a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down kind of person, Lucifer expects the teacher to behave the same and not spare MC’s feelings.

Feelings do not deserve to be spared if MC is being a nuisance. No fake-kid/little sibling of his gets to be the class idiot!

If MC’s doing very well academically, he expects to be pointed at projects or tests they’ve done and the grade on it. It really makes him proud to see MC doing well.

Even if they’re not the best academically, if they’re not failing and they’re doing well in other aspects of school, he’s proud.

If MC really struggles in a school environment and just hates it there but they’re still keeping their head above water, they get a head pat of approval.

On the drive home, if MC came with him to the parent teacher interviews and everything went well, he just happens to turn onto the street that has a Baskin Robin’s or something of that caliber.

If they didn’t go, he picks something up on the way back.

No fun treats if MC is being a disruptive little heathen in class, no kid under Lucifer’s care is going to be the class Mammon. Not on his watch.

MC was busily stuffed their face with the treats that were gifted to them. Lucifer had to hold himself back from rolling his eyes at the kid’s blatant disregard for basic table manners when it came to sweets.

“Is everything the teacher said true?” Lucifer asked, MC looked up at him with a smile.

“Yep!”

“Good, good.” Lucifer held out his hand and patted them on the head. “You’re doing well. Keep it up.”

“Geez,” MC mumbled as they continued to stuff their face. “Can you get anymore affectionate?”

“Don’t be sarcastic, MC. It’s uncouth.” Lucifer said sternly. “Besides, I’ll have you know that many people enjoy my headpats. I’m quite affectionate.”

“Really now? Name one person.”

Lucifer opened his mouth to respond, but no words came out. He and MC stared each other down, one pair of eyes much more nervous than the other. Spoiler, MC was still calmly eating their treat as they maintained eye contact.

“…Cerberus.”

“If you’re reaching for Cerberus, you’ve already lost.”

…his pride was under attack. Right in front of his desert…

“You’re grounded.”

“Worth it.”

*Rides by on a Skateboard* School is for NERDS (Mammon)

Pff! Stupid human! He’s not goin’ to some lame parent teacher conference-

Wait! What’s with that face?! Ugh… fine. MC’s gone and forced his hand with those damn puppy dog eyes…

Mammon does not dress up for this event, he dresses like he would every day, maybe throw on some designer stuff to let all the parents and teachers know he’s hot shit.

If MC goes with him, he pulls up in his beloved car and takes up two parking spaces (pure evil.). Every parent present already hates him, but at least the other kids there are impressed with MC’s sweet ride. MC would have gained some street cred if Mammon hadn’t managed to trip up the stairs to the classroom in front of everyone.

He’ll act way to casual with the teacher, turning the parent chair backwards and sitting down so he can lean on the seat.

Mammon gets bored crazy quickly while the teacher lists and explains all the stuff the class is learning, so his eyes begin to wander to any and all displays in the classroom. Projects, annoying posters, class pet, anything is more interesting than this teacher’s explanation.

When MC finally becomes the main topic of the interview, he’s all ears. MC’s doing great in school academically? Ha! Nerd! Maybe giving MC a playful noogie and interrupting the whole interview wasn’t a good idea, but whatever.

If MC’s failing anything, or just isn’t that gifted when it comes to grades, it’s very much a “Aw man me too” from Mammon.

This teacher is speaking with the Great Mammon, the first demon in RAD’s history to fail three semesters in a row. If this teacher thinks bad grades will phase him, they’re dead wrong.

Grades don’t mean anythin’ about smarts anyway! I mean, look at him! He’s a fuckin’ genius but he can’t get through a history test without sobbing even though he LIVED THROUGH MOST OF IT.

MC gets treats no matter what’s up in class. Though, if MC didn’t go with him, he’s likely to forget and just order something for the two of them when he gets back home.

“Goddamn teachers and their rambling!” Mammon whined, grabbing a slice of pizza from the open box on his coffee table. “You owe me, MC! Ya really do!”

“Yeah yeah yeah.” MC said, they leaned over and rolled a pizza slice into a pizza-scroll then proceeded to eat it like a veggie roll. “How do you think I feel, listening to them every day? You know how long it takes to get to the actual class material?”

“Five years?”

“Ugh! Five years if I’m lucky! I swear, I know more about my teacher’s grievances with like… five of my classmates than I do about trigonometry, and guess which one’s on the test next week?”

Mammon winced in sympathy, then remembered he was supposed to be whining and went back to it. “School’s shit and a waste of money, ya should drop out as soon as you can and help me run my new business.”

“You mean your pyramid scheme?”

“It’s not a pyramid scheme, MC! It’s legit! It’s a multi-tiered marketing-”

“It’s a pyramid scheme.”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOCIAL INTERACTION (Leviathan)

Everyone else must have been sick or something for MC to have asked Levi. He’d flat out refuse to go otherwise.

So, Levi couldn’t exactly go to the interview in his usual “I haven’t left my room or changed clothes in eight weeks” look. With the help of MC, he was able to find his military uniform at the back of his closet.

Asmo nearly fainted when he saw Levi in the uniform, not because “oooo, a man in uniform~”, it was because the outfit was so crumpled and wrinkled that it made it physically painful to look at. No time to iron and wash, the conference was in an hour!

Levi (and MC if they went with) rolled up to the school in a less than impressive ride, but one look at the uniform and all the other people present went “yep, time to be respectful (tm)”

For the first time in his life Levi was more intimidating than Lucifer! And he wasn’t even trying!

When the teacher starts explaining the course material, Levi spaces off in horror as he realizes he remembers literally nothing from school (AND HE’S STILL IN SCHOOL!) all that’s running through his head is “A squared + B squared = C squared” and “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”.

The actual interview was the least interesting part of the trip, the real stuff happened when Levi passed by some art on display in the hallway and something caught his eye-

Those colours… that hair… that adorable smile..!

IT WAS HER! LEVI’S PRECIOUS RURI-CHAN IN ALL HER GLORY!

Levi immediately started fawning over the art class fanart and by sheer coincidence, one of the kids walking through the hallway happened to notice.

The kid asked MC if their… parent and or guardian liked anime. MC responded with “obviously.” Levi then asked the kid if they drew his adorable Ruri-chan. The kid said no, and that they drew the My Hero Academia fanart a few rows down.

Levi was absolutely floored that there were two anime fans in one class, then his entire world shattered when MC explained there was more anime art inside the art room and other classrooms.

H-hang on… did that mean that… a lot of people here… liked anime..?

Levi needed a while to process. No snacks on the way home…

Levi and MC were sat in the back of their Uber, Levi, the Avatar of Envy himself, was having his entire sense of reality warped. S-so much anime fanart… in a school of all places..! What did this mean for the future of anime?!

“Levi. Stop.” MC sighed. “If this were an anime, the camera angle would be doing that thing where it’s right on the bridge of your nose and dramatic music plays in the background.”

“S-so many kids in your class like a-anime huh..?” Levi stuttered, weakly trying to smile. “Must be nice..?”

“Oh, that’s just my class. The other classes and grades have their fans too.”

“Oh… really?”

“Levi,” MC stopped looking out the window and looked at the otaku that was having a full scale silent mental breakdown. “Anime isn’t even a niche interest anymore. It’s a pretty casual thing to watch now. At least a third of my class watches- Levi?”

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH! ANIME! A THIRD OF THE CLASS?! ANIME… HIS PRECIOUS ANIME… WAS BECOMING A NORMIE INTEREST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

“Levi?” MC waved their hand in front of their spaced out demon’s face. “Leviiiii? Okay he’s dead.”

The Know it All (Satan)

Ah, a smart choice, MC. Satan would be glad to help further their education. He’ll do everything in his power to make sure that the human’s brain is fed all that sweet sweet knowledge.

Satan can’t dress himself normally, MC had to coax him into a suit jacket, but he still only wore one sleeve.

MC was coming along to the interviews whether they wanted to or not, it’s important to hear what they need to improve on from the teacher themselves after all.

The two arrived pretty early, so Satan asked MC for a tour of the school. It was pretty tame until they reached the library. Satan was horrified at the state of some of the books…

Their spines lined with duct tape… pages missing and torn… someone apparently used a taco as a book mark…

The first thing Satan does when it’s time for his interview is demand the teacher take better care of the library, even though they’re not the librarian. MC tries to explain this, but Satan is too distraught to listen to reason.

He enjoyed hearing about the course material, but he made it known if MC thinks the assignments are too easy that they need to be given more challenging work. THEIR BRAIN NEEDS TO BE STIMULATED DAMN IT.

It was up to MC to either agree with Satan and nod to the teacher, or make frantic eye contact with them to try and communicate “NO DON’T PLEASE”.

Similar to (ugh) Lucifer, as long as MC is doing their best, he’s happy for them.

…but if they are in any way in the running for valedictorian he is HELPING THEM WIN.

He decided to stop at a cafe or bookstore to let MC pick out a “congrats on surviving your pitiful school” present after the interviews.

MC gleefully perused the shelves of the bookstore, there were so many books too look at…

“I’ll buy you as many books as you’d like, MC, just,” Satan shuddered slightly. “Promise me you won’t treat them like those poor library books…”

MC put their hand over their heart. “I swear on the duct taped book spines that I will never treat a book like that.”

“Good… good…” Satan breathed a sigh of relief and went back to looking at his book about cats.

“Are you… reading a Warrior Cats book..?” MC asked tentatively.

“Yes, why?”

“Satan, put that back.”

“I Will Seduce the Teacher For the Sake of Your Grades, Don’t Worry.” (Asmodeus)

Oh MC dear! He’d be delighted to go! Just let him get ready~

Asmo may not be the best choice, but he was at least going to be the best dressed person at that conference. (And MC just had to come too so all the other parents could be jealous of how well coordinated their outfits are)

He teased MC a little by saying he was going to flirt with their teacher to make sure they passed the class, but he was just kidding! …but he made sure to ask if their teacher was cute, he needed to know!

While waiting for his turn, Asmo flirts with some of the single parents, if he doesn’t see a wedding ring, they’re fair game.

Once his time slot arrived, MC realized that Asmo is one of those “my child has done and will do nothing wrong ever” types. This may have ended up working in MC’s favour if they were a class nuisance.

If MC is doing very well in sports, clubs, grades, anything, Asmo is fawning over them and gushing to the teacher about how great, smart and adorable they are.

Asmo surprisingly does not exactly flirt with the teacher, he was just teasing MC after all. But um… if MC’s teacher just happens to be cute and young, he may turn up the charm, just a little. Enough to make the teacher giggle and make MC cover their face in embarrassment.

After the interviews Asmo will probably schedule a nice day out for the two of them, shopping, a movie, mani pedis, something fun!

The real weird stuff happens in the months after the interviews… if Asmo did lightly flirt with the teacher, MC gets quite a few questions about their guardian. Questions that ask if Asmo is single in not as many words…

Oh lord, MC’s teacher developed a crush on Asmo.

Nail painting night was supposed to be a fun occasion, but MC was hopping mad and embarrassed. Asmo didn’t seem to notice as he continued to paint the little human’s nails.

“And then I told Phenex to get lost. The nerve of that little monster, right MC?” When MC didn’t reply, Asmo looked up and tilted his head. “MC?”

MC’s angry face would have been much more threatening if they weren’t just so adorable, but it was getting the message across.

“MC..?”

“Asmo.” MC’s glare deepened. “My teacher wants to know if you’re single.”

Asmo blinked a few times, before he hit his tongue to keep from laughing. “Really now~. I knew they’d be madly in love with me-”

“WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS?!”

Oh My Demon King is That a BAKE SALE?! (Beel)

Of course Beel said yes! He’d gladly go to MC’s parent teacher interview!

He even put on a nice outfit :D he ended up looking a bit like a secret serviceman guarding MC, the tiny president.

Beel stopped for McDonald’s on the way there, all the other kids were so jealous of MC when they stepped out of the car eating fries.

But a little something something caught Beel’s eye when he and MC walked into the school… was that a… bake sale?

MC quickly explained that the bake sale was fundraiser for their class trip that year and the snacks weren’t complimentary. He had to pay.

And pay Beel did. He cleared out the entire table. MC’s grade’s overnight trip was going to be decadent as hell. That was no longer a crowd funded thing, that trip was privately funded by a tall buff ginger secret service member and this tiny in comparison child.

Kids are incredibly blunt, just like Beel, so when a random kindergarten kid wandered over, looked up at Beel, and very knowingly said “you’re very tall”. Beel was like “yeah”. The kid then said “what’s it like being that tall?”

Beel’s response to this kid’s question was to pick them up and hold them for a few seconds before placing them back down. For just a few moments this kid knew what it like to be over 6’4. Of course, more kids swarmed in and asked to be picked up.

Sure it was cute, but Beel now has an army of kids ranging from kindergarteners to third graders.

Finally, the conference actually began. Beel snacked the entire time and dutifully listened to everything the teacher had to say.

After the interviews are over, he checks with MC to make sure everything the teacher said was true and that they weren’t lying. If all was well, the two made their exit.

They stopped at Wendy’s on the way home.

“I’m so full…” MC groaned, Beel held up a massive cookie.

“So I can eat this?”

“No. Gimme that.” MC took a very defeated bite out of it. “My stomach says no but my mouth says yes…”

“I don’t want you to get a stomachache, MC,” Beel said worriedly. “No more snacks.”

“It’s a little late for that. It’s past nine and I’m still eating, there’s no way I’m getting to sleep at a reasonable hour.”

“Oh…” Beel mumbled. “I may have not completely thought this through.”

“*Snore* Huh? Wha? MC’s Grades? Uh… Fuck…” (Belphie)

MC must be failing a class or something because why on earth would they pick Belphie otherwise.

They ask him to go while he’s delirious from just waking up from a nap, he sort of half nods and mumbles some gibberish before going back to sleep.

MC had to basically carry his ass to the school. Belphie drooled all over them in the waiting room, and when it was their time to go into the interview, Belphie had to be manually put into the chair and slapped awake.

He barely listens, he just sits and nods along with whatever the teacher is saying. The teacher could say MC brought an alligator to school and he’d just go “uh huh…” “mmmph… yep…” “really now?” then yawn.

The only thing that could possibly get Belphie to be interested is if MC is studying space. If they are, than boy howdy is Belphie suddenly interested in their education.

Other than that? *snore*

If MC is in fact failing or doing poorly, MC’s teacher asks to see another one of MC’s guardians at a later date. Their plan failed miserably.

MC drags Belphie out of the school and yells at him for not helping them. Belphie, still sleep delirious, tries to press the snooze button. MC does not have a snooze button.

“Belphie!” MC shouted, shaking the Avatar of Sloth awake. The House of Lamentation’s resident bastard was somehow sleeping standing up outside. “HOW COULD YOU?!”

“Eh?” Belphie half-snorted and looked around confused. “What’d I do? Where are we?”

“At my school! You said that you’d go to my parent teacher interviews!”

“…MC I don’t think I’d pass well for you.”

“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO AS MY GUARDIAN!”

“Sheesh,” Belphie murmured while he rubbed the remaining sleep from his eyes. “You humans are so noisy.”

MC looked up at their dearest demon friend, and gave him their best glare. “I’m going to take all your fancy temperature changing pillows and switch them with normal pillows you traitorous bastard.”

[angrelysimpping]

LITTLE SPOON BAILEY RIGHTS

You cannot convince me this fucker doesn’t have years and years of being touch starved under his belt. That his ears don’t droop a little when you absently touch his arm, or his tail doesn’t swish happily when you play with his hair. It may leave you with scratches at first, but the more you persist, the more likely he is to just grumble out of necessity but let you do it.

He probably fucks up the first time you try to come to him for comfort. (Him? You went to him, of all people? He’s fucking baffled.) Claws you when you just sped into the room at him, though it was probably just because you were going for a hug. The distress and pain on you only smells worse when he’s his typical hissing cat bastard self and you have to slink off to your room in further tears. It may or may not happen a few more times before he learns to not lose his shit. Besides, he eventually finds out that it’s when you don’t go to him that he should fucking worry. Whether it’s getting possessed, nabbed by a hunter, or tortured by Remy, you know better than to show up hurt and make Bailey confront feelings so repressed he’s been emotionally constipated for years.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bailey is used to having to patch up scrapped knees and calm down screaming children but no one comes to him for comfort. No one.

Then you come barreling into his office, and he doesn't think. He pushes you away, claws scraping your skin in the process.

You sit on the floor, eyes wide and tears staining your face as Bailey growls at you, his tail puffed out and ears flat. And then you're gone, scrambled to your feet and left.

You come back later, bandages on your arms and smelling like that Robin kid. You don't say anything as you sit across from him.

The next time it happens, he's not as violent. Bailey still pushes you away from him but his claws don't catch your skin. Third time, you're able to get in his lap. Even if his tail is flicking around like crazy and he can't for the life of him stop the growl that comes out when you first bolt towards him, he's able to restrain himself enough to hold you.

He can't have you going to anyone else.

[loveswickedpitch]

I just finished watching the movie for a third time, so here’s a mess of random disjointed thoughts (and I do mean a mess). it’s roughly in the right order. probably

Yo there was so much tiny Karen I couldn’t fucking stand it she is so cute and baby Hikari was so cute and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Karen’s mom is a MILF

Karen’s aunt is a… AILF.

Seeing a front-loading pink washing machine and/or dryer just makes me think of when Ikuhara claimed that the pink washing machine that Yuri was advertising in Mawaru Penguindrum was the eponymous Penguindrum

Kaoruko talking about wanting to try the Auditions again and Mahiru looking horrified. Also the way the room seems to fucking chill once Maya actually says the word “Auditions��.

Shoutouts to the blink-and-you’ll-miss-it ReLive reference. Hope all you fans still trapped in gacha hell enjoyed it (I’m clean for almost a year now)

Nana tapping her foot at the beginning of “wi(l)d screen baroque” is very important to me

The entirety of the Revue of Annihilation, from the lead-in with the fucking, giraffe symbol rolling along the train to the bloody aftermath

GET OUT OF THE INTERSECTION YOU FUCKING GIRAFFE

The trains transforming into the stage was the hypest fucking shit, immediately topped by Nana’s katana being launched out of a train door and her effortlessly catching it

And then you realize that she had been fighting entirely with the smaller wakizashi and you’re like “holy fuck Nana”. Absolutely poggers

Nana stone cold picking up her katana and slicing Junna’s button off without even looking at her

Maya and Nana having autistic girl to autistic girl communication while Claudine is just like “what the fuck are these two talking about!!” (tbh I didn’t get understand it either on my first watch)

“I’m saying. I somehow feel like I just drank a strong sake.”

When I watched this with my wife I had warned her ahead of time about the ending of the Revue of Annihilation but she still gasped when blood came pouring out of Junna’s neck and honestly? Me too the first time

In general I’m so fucking glad that Nana got the villain song she deserved. “Re:Create” and “Hoshiboshi no Kizuna” are both great but a lot of them consist of Hikari and Karen, respectively. You could argue that “Hymn to Rebirth” is a Nana song as well, but it’s not a villain song at all. “wi(l)d screen baroque” is 100% banana baby

Baby Karen and Hikari with the castanets gave me K-On flashbacks

THE FUCKING VEGETABLE GIRAFFE WILL HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES

The tomato definitely represents the fruit from the Garden of Eden right

MASAI AND SHION’S SCENES WERE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND GAY

ALSO Masai’s little scream into the megaphone was so adorable. Fluttershy vibes

Honestly this movie is somehow even gayer than the TV anime

When the instrumental rendition of “Knowledge of a Stage Girl” came in I nearly started bawling

Nana with a power drill what will she do (stand around and say ominous things, it turns out, as is her wont)

Corpse train….

Impressed that Maya managed to bite directly into the tomato with no hesitation

The giraffe standing in the tube train just like “sup” at Hikari (who is understandably upset to see him)

WAGAMAMA

FUCKING

HIGHWAY

The intro where Kaoruko accuses Claudine of seducing Futaba? Futaba bursting in with a fucking truck looking like a Showa delinquent? Kaoruko’s tattoo… Claudine just shrugging amusedly as the two of them burst out of the gambling house… and that’s before it even starts!

The next part of the Revue really lulls you into a false sense of security as it feels like it’s rehashing things from their original Revue, and it’s much less flashy…

But then we get the SEXY MAIN HALL where Kaoruko flirts with Futaba, accuses her of adultery then pretends she doesn’t care while pouring champagne on herself before leaning in real close and asking Futaba to meet her outside???? Absolute fucking legend

I cannot properly convey my feelings about the fucking disco dekotora showdown other than that my foot was tapping the entire fucking time

Futaba giving Kaoruko her bike and Kaoruko insisting that she won’t wait for Futaba while the lyrics are talking about how she’s going to wait for Futaba… *chef’s kiss* they really are useless

“MEDAL SUZDAL PANIC” is like… so incredibly powerful

Like the Revue starts with the kind of goofy humor from the Karen v Mahiru Revue in the TV anime. Like… here’s sports! Here’s cats! Here’s cardboard cutouts!

And then the instrumental cuts out and it’s just Mahiru singing

anata ga anata ga anata ga anATA GA ANATA GA

Mahiru can have little a yandere. As a treat

The part in the elevator was especially good

Mahiru grabbing Hikari by the collar and dangling her over a massive drop was an incredibly powerful image

I really, really like the bit of the song that plays while Hikari’s falling

Anyway Mahiru good job on reducing Hikari to a sobbing, terrified mess. A+ work

Mahiru putting the medal over Hikari’s head and fluffing out her hair was so cute… and the two of them being like “I’m glad I got to stand on stage with you”... I love them…..

I don’t remember where in the movie all of the flashbacks happened specifically but there being male characters besides the giraffe, no matter how minor, was fucking bizarre.

I’ve had them before and I think that Mister Donut’s donuts are just okay.

I wonder if Seiran was Karen’s second choice high school

“Pen : Power : Katana” was… so absurdly heavy

But at least Nana’s “GAO!!” was incredibly cute

Also the fact that the seppuku bucket had frogs on it is important

I think one of the strengths of this Revue though was how many ways you can interpret it, especially Nana’s actions. It feels more like a role Nana is playing than anything else… her lines in the corpse train scene kind of alludes to that, I feel. Like her slipping back into her antagonistic role from the TV anime bc she feels it’s needed

Junna’s “...together.” after the Revue was just… so good. It’s not “goodbye”, it’s “see you later”. Which I think is a major theme of the film

Did anyone have “the giraffe dies” on their bingo card or

“A Beautiful Person, or Somebody Like That” is such a good palate cleanser after how difficult to watch the previous Revue was

Like yeah it’s dramatic but it’s also fun. Claudine’s having the absolute time of her life

Claudine in a suit with fangs is very important

Instead of a stupid swan this time Maya got a giant CG metal chicken

This Revue was also ridiculously stylish… I especially loved the scene of Maya’s face changing as the frames passed in front of her

Claudine dunking on Maya’s god complex and revealing her as being just as normal as the rest of them was so good

The fucking musical callback to “Pride and Arrogance” was very important to me

“Like an awry arrow revealing the imitation of God” is a good phrase

“You’re the cutest you’ve ever been!” “I’M ALWAYS CUTE!!!!”

“For heroes there are trials!” “For saints there are temptations!” “For me there’s you!”

Get a fucking room you two

Claudine deserved this win more than anyone ever has

Anyway I think they’re legally married now. Congrats to the happy couple

Hikari crying over Karen’s corpse was a really powerful scene

I keep trying to figure out how to introduce “Super Star Spectacle” but just. I don’t think words can do it justice? The entire ending sequence of this movie is perfect. Everything is so raw and emotional and epic

The fucking train sequence was insane and my jaw was on the floor the whole time but don’t think I didn’t notice you borrowing visually from Mawaru Penguindrum in there Furukawa!!! Nothing slips past me!!!!!!

I can’t believe how romantic Hikari stabbing Karen was

Everything after that was just… I don’t know what to say. The song swelling, the characters releasing their capes into the wind, the ruins of Tokyo Tower… I cried. Even on my third viewing, I cried.

The sheer finality of the movie is honestly amazing… it almost explicitly says “Revue Starlight is over. That’s it. That’s the end.” And honestly, even if it wasn’t, I don’t think that it would be possible to top “Super Star Spectacle”. I think anything short of a total reboot would feel cheap after this.

God… I can’t believe Revue Starlight managed to stick the landing and then stick the landing a second time. This movie was one of the best endings I’ve ever seen for any series in my life. I’m so excited to see what Tomohiro Furukawa (and everyone else who worked on this movie) does next

[rotten-vivs]

unfortunately it is just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, but i can dig for some coherency. i really have nothing to connect all my thoughts on each relationship (other than...scott), i've been just coincidentally thinking about all pairs independently at the same time. i guess what has intrigued me the most for all four is how each relationship has changed throughout all seasons

jimmy and scott were each other's everything in third life. while others had big groups to distribute their loyalties, scott and jimmy just had each other to protect. but that has slowly fizzled out as seasons have passed, which culminated on that scene on limited life (the "i love you" "you have 30 seconds" "say it back" "30 seconds" scene). it was a short-lived relationship, but it was beautiful while it lasted. i see them as opposite of the concept of soulmates (not as in doublelife, but as in the popular concept of soulmates being destined in every timeline), where their relationship could've only worked in that one specific scenario

pearl and scott are similar to jimmy and scott in that their relationship could only work in last life and not anywhere else, the reason being that they are both so similar and so different in such an incompatible way. they both have very strong characters and are very persistent, so when they clash they clash strongly. scott is someone who likes to be direct while pearl likes to dance around conversations for fun. scott values trust over anything while pearl is fully willing to lie and betray. why did they work in last life then? because 1.they both have strong survival instincts and understand each other very well in that sense. and most importantly 2.they are both people who have a lot of love to give. even if they (especially pearl) would deny it, they both need people to care about. and they understood that about each other so well when they met

cleo and scott are interesting because of how well they have worked together in EVERY season. even if they are not allied, they have this inherent trust between each other since third life. cleo goes to scott when everything around her is falling apart. i go into their relationship a bit more in this post. but in very few words, cleo values trust and scott values kindness. and that is why they have worked together so well each time

martyn and scott are strange because they have spent most of their time at odds with each other. they were on opposite sides of the war in third life, martyn was tasked by the watchers to kill scott in last life, and martyn blamed scott for cleo leaving him in double life. even limited life started rough with a failed boogey kill from martyn, and him temporarily "abandoning" scott after it in episode 1. but scott allows him back, and they work together surprisingly well. the sad thing about it is while scott welcomes love with open arms, martyn keeps it an arm length away. martyn cares for people despite of himself, and always tries to have a quick escape plan (planning to kill ren in third life, making the shadow alliance separately from southlands in last life, was the first one to turn against scott and pearl in double life)

i tried and possibly failed to give them coherency, it's just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im thinking about scott and jimmy, and scott and pearl, and scott and cleo, and scott and martyn

i've just been thinking a lot about life!scott recently

[justabunchofdragons]

:OOO if you ever want to infodump about binary stars (or anything actually) I'd love to hear :DD

(If you want you can keep this ask and answer it with an infodump if you want like an excuse or something (and like you can keep it for as long as you want I don't mind if you answer this in five minutes or five months))

!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa /pos

okay so !!!!! binary star systems are so cool right? they are so cool and poggers and awesome and amazing and here !!!! here is why :D

so wait first of all what is a binary star system :0 they are !!! two stars !! in orbit around each other :D like this look

this !!! this is the birth of the binary star system BHB2007 which means nothing to you (or me tbh that is just numbers 😐) but what IS really cool is that !! this is a normal star birth

you see the difference? there's only one spiral in these - that's because when a normal star is born, the nebulae that make them (clouds of dust and gas) collapse into a disc due to some imbalance (maybe a supernova nearby or another nebula pushed it) and material starts falling into the centre of the disc, forming the star. (any left over material forms planets :p)

BUT in a binary star system instabilities in the disk cause it to fragment, so instead of it having just one center, a second spot becomes dense, and starts to form !!! a second star. They will eventually both live in the centre of the system, and get fed material from each of their respective material spirals :>

back to the first picture: the stars have a little gap in the centre of the disc, and the dust and gas falls in streams towards each one but because of the shifting gravitational pulls, they don't fall straight into the star! they feed into another disc around the star (called a circumstellar disc), which then feeds the growing star :]

fun fact! these specific stars are separated by around 4 billion kilometres! if that means nothing to you (don't blame you, i struggle with scale too) that's the distance from neptune to the sun :]

second fun fact: around half the stars we see in the sky are binary systems 😎

THIRD FUN FACT: (this one's my favourite) THERES A SYSTEM THAT JUST WENT SUPERNOVA but not both of the stars no no one of the stars . just one . exploded just a few days ago and that added brightness meant that you could see it from earth, when usually you could not . lemme tell you about it

THIS (the brightest star) is RS Ophiuchi - a recurrent nova system roughly 4566 light years away that last "erupted" in 2006. (and 5 days ago :D) The very special thing about RS Oph is that it is made of a red giant star, and a white dwarf. The red giant is effectively feeding the white dwarf, as it siphons material into it. Every so often, the white dwarf explodes in effectively, a supernova! and flings the extra material back into space, causing the system to appear much brighter for a while before dimming back down again.

I believe that is all!!! now you know about binary star systems :] i hope this made sense!!! was super fun to write jfkfhfj

[sneezy-cheeseloaf]

recounting the entire avengers: endgame movie, which i only saw once when it came out, from memory

because i just took the SAT and i want to do anything except think about that so get ready for a fun ride full of holes and my reenactments of scenes and quotes that i remember from however many years it’s been now since endgame came out. buckle the fuckle up

movie opens, clint’s whole ass family fucking dies. cue killing spree fueled by grief and anger. HashTag Relatable

tony is floating through space with nebula and teaching her how to play paper football

holy shit is this how tony dies

“pep” ouc h

oh hey he’s home, dope

The Gang (tm) learns where thanos’s farm is somehow i can’t really remember

“perhaps i judged you too harshly”

“???? thor????” “what? i went for the head”

“five” five what?? days?? weeks??? months???? oh boy i can’t wait to find ou- “years later” HUH???????

steve looks the exact same, so i guess he kept up that workout schedule even through the snap. i mean good for him honestly

and is also running a talk therapy group like sam did

a single smidgen of gay representation but it’s a good start ig

i don’t really remember what everyone else was doing, i just know that tony and pep have morgan now but idk if that gets revealed now or later

the only reason we had a movie is because of a rat. everyone say thank you to Rat for releasing scott lang, please. round of applause

scott’s daughter is all grown up and catch me sobbing over the fact that he wasn’t there to see it

somewhere in here nat is crying and eating a sandwich and honestly girl same

“hey!!! it’s me!!!! scott lang!!! ant man???? also what the hell happened???? lemme IN”

cue scott lang having a single brain cell and bringing up time travel. i think it was him that proposed the idea. maybe not. but imma give him credit

oh yeah bruce and hulk are besties now and bruce is just permanently Like That

and cue everyone being shook at the idea of time travel

time to go see Science Man at his house on the lake

“i wish you had come for anything else.” ouch

gang leaves dejectedly

peter. that’s it. and suddenly tony is all hands on deck

cue science mumbo jumbo in the middle of the night while he eats something out of a bag that i can’t remember

“shit!!” “sHiT!!!” “NO”

“i love you 3000″

Science Man reveals that he has, indeed cracked the code to literal time travel

cue nat, the only person with an umbrella, going to find clint who is busy with murder, as he does

“don’t do that. don’t give me home” stfu budapest man and get in the car.

thor has. enlargened. and is now playing fortnight with korg as a means to cope with what happened plus losing loki, as i think we all would

The Gang is back together and working (surprisingly) coordinately and throwing ideas around and it’s actually very cute. and it makes my heart very happy. and i want to cry every time i think about it because we all know what comes next

scott’s taco gets blown away. bruce gives him another. all is well in the world

and in this exhibit we see the only brain cell in the whole group, which is being used by rhodey at all times

“why don’t we just,,,, (choking motion)” “to a BABY???”

during the time tests someone gets reverted to a baby but i don’t remember who and it’s highkey disturbing

“i consider this an absolute win!!”

cue slo mo walk with the cool white time suits that everyone looks so good in

“see you in a minute” that smile. she looks so happy. sobbing

i think it’s in here that all the color go through steve’s eyes, so let’s just take a minute to acknowledge how pretty he is

“just for the record, that suit did nothing for your ass.” “i don’t remember asking you to look”

“that’s america’s ass.” yes it is scott you’re absolutely right

“i cOuLd dO tHiS aLL dAy” “yeah i knoOoOW”

time for tony to give tony a heart attack and then just stare in what i can only assume is amusement. i’m pretty sure that comes after america’s ass but maybe not

somewhere in here steve is just staring at peggy through blinds and it’s sad when you see it but when you think about it afterwards, it’s so funny for no reason

time to get whacked by a very angry hulk who was not allowed to use the elevator

“NO STAIRS”

tony goes flying. so does the tesseract. loki, in handcuffs, is like “oh bet this is mine now” and. Leaves.

i’m pretty sure it’s bruce who goes and gets schooled by The Ancient One on the multiverse, and i say it’s bruce because i think he’s the only one out of The Gang who could ever actually wrap his head around it

i don’t remember exactly how they get the tesseract but they do

thor and rocket are in asgard and thor has a panic attack, as I think we all would if we had to talk to our dead mother and pretend like we don't know what's going to happen

and remember kids, slapping someone is not the way to handle a panic attack. anyways

a mother always knows

"i'm still worthy!!!!" you always were, thor. you never stopped being worthy

and we have our hammer back

cue sobbing on vormir

“clint. it’s ok. it’s ok.” that smile.

nat’s fucking dead and i’m fucking dead inside let’s keep this party goin

other stones are recovered and i don’t really remember how but hey we got all six

“where’s nat?” cue more sobbing from me and from clint as you can see each and every team member’s heart drop to the fucking floor. especially steve

yeah maybe we’re doing this for half the universe and all the people we lost, but mostly for nat now

tony’s makeshift infinity gauntlet has entered the chat

Green Man is the only one who can physically take the power of the stones, so the fate of literally everything they have ever done up to this point is on him

snap rest in peace bruce’s arm

cue every single person in the theater holding their breath

“guys. it worked.”

cue explosion as their facility gets bombed and i am terrified that it has killed the entire gang

but it obviously has not and i am once again a Class A Idiot

i can't remember if it’s steve or tony who wakes up first but one shakes the other awake and is like “get the fuck up bitch idk what just happened but we got a problem”

everyone is mostly fine. but they’re all alive and that’s what matters

and now we have the setting for the entire rest of the movie basically

oh hey thanos. that’s uh. that’s a big army you got there

i don’t really remember everything that happened with The Past thanos, gamora, and nebula but i remember that gamora once again sees what a twat her adoptive father is and is like “oh hell na”

cue the gang fighting for their lives against Past thanos. literally

oh shit thor’s about to be killed????

OH MY GOD HE HAS THE HAMMER

cue the theater screaming as they should

hell yeah. bonk that giant space grape with the god of thunder’s hammer. you go steve. and look like a badass doing it as you should

shit’s still fucked and they eventually get their asses handed to them one by one

somewhere in here the shield breaks just like we saw in age of ultron. and like damn bro i liked that thing

steve stands up by himself because bitch. you cant kill him unless he says so. he dies on his own terms. he didn’t live for over a fucking century to die like this

our mans is standing up against a whole ass army knowing full well that he can’t win but damn if he aint ready to try

“ok listen strange. you have to open the portal to his left. his LEFT. you hear me???”

“steve. STEVE. on your left.”

cue the most goosebump-inducing scene that i have ever seen and probably will ever see. i would do anything to see that scene for the first time again. that feeling was like nothing i’ve ever experienced

the amazing symphonics are NOT helping my already-about-to-explode-from-excitement heart

now the gang’s ALL here. and we all cry because all of our peeps are back from the dead and we all missed them and highkey grieved for them after infinity war

i can’t remember if steve actually sees bucky yet but i think he does and i wanted to cry on the spot because not only did i miss bucky but man did i just want them to see each other again

cue sick pan of the whole ass marvel roster like smash ultimate, including howard duck somewhere in there

PETER OUR BOY SWINGIN ON IN

“AVENGERS. assemble.” “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

but we all know damn well that not a single person could hear him whisper that shit. like steve bro speak up a little

and the battle for the ages commences

we get to see all our favorite boys are girls fuck shit up and it’s absolutely incredible. wow it really feels like someone’s missing who could that be.

this is now a very elaborate game of keepaway

“catch” “Catch” “CATCH “CATCH”

“hey queens” he remembered. catch me cryin

“hey peter. got somethin for me?” god i love her. flew through a whole ass spaceship. no stoppin her

t'challa remembers clint's name. he did care

oh yeah scott is fucking humongous again, but third time’s the charm ig. maybe he won't pass the fuck out this time

somewhere in here, strange starts holding like. an entire ocean back and i dont really remember where it came from

we get a whole segment of marvel women kicking ass and taking names and i think i just need to take a minute. WE collectively need to take a minute

carol flies straight through a spaceship and everyone is like ???? hello????? where have you been?????????

carol gets literally headbutted by thanos and doesnt move a fucking inch. and that look of murder in her eyes. she could tell me to walk into a pit of lava and i would not question it. the power

“launch the missiles!!!” “but sir, our army-” “DO IT”

damn thanos our expectations for you were low but holy fuck

somewhere in here i think petter quill sees Past gamora and is like gamora???? and she like kicks him in the balls or somethin and is like “this is the ones i picked?????”

the fight continues and honestly a lot of it’s a blur but damn was it not the coolest thing i’ve ever seen. 

cue strange knowing exactly how this was gonna go down, and holding up a single finger

i dont think ive ever seen that look on tony's face before

oh shit thanos has the gauntlet and all the stones. fuck.

wait holdup that gauntlet looks a little funky

WAIT HOLDUP

“i am inevitable”

“and i. am iron man.”

the theater, once again holds its breath

all is lowkey calm and everyone is shook

thanos’s entire army slowly fades away. including one of those big worm things that almost eats (i think it was) rocket but like. dusts right as it hits the ground and is a really cool shot

and thanos sits down on a rock. and finally is gone. and it's so cathartic

oh joyous day!! they’ve won!! they’ve done it!!! wait holdup where’s tony. i remember what happened to bruce where the fuck is tony

wait

wait hold on

wait hold on a minute

“we did it. we won, mr stark. we won. please, mr stark”

“pep.”

“it’s ok. you can rest. you can rest.”

i have officially passed away and am a sobbing mess. you can’t do this to me. he’s gonna come back. there’s no way. tony stark doesn’t die. no.

this is a fucking funeral. i am going to combust into tears

“proof that tony stark has a heart”

i just wanted him to be able to see morgan grow up.

but him and nat are eating shawarma together in the sky now.

“i’m recording this in case something goes wrong, which it won’t.”

“i love you 3000.”

oh we’re still rolling. oh we don’t even get a minute to process

steve is leaving??? wait holdup we cant lose both. no

“are you sure about this?” “i have to”

“i’m with you til the end of the line” so that was a fucking lie

but steve deserves to do what makes him happy. so i can’t be too mad. actually, nah i aint even mad i’m just sad

bucky looks so dejected. so sad. someone please give him a hug. he desperately needs it

oh hey steve. but you’re old now. hey then, grandpa. how did you. get there

buck and sam go talk to him as they should

“you wanna talk about her?” “no, i don’t think i will”

“how does it feel?” “like it belongs to someone else”

sam has officially inhered the shield, and by extension, his very own bucky barnes. it’s a packaged deal

clint’s got his family back. and they can finally finish their picnic or whatever they were doing at the beginning of the movies

and steve finally got that dance. finally. and he looks so happy. so content.

and that’s about all i remember

i have not watched endgame since i saw it in theaters when it came out because i absolutely do not have the emotional stability to do it again. but damn the disney plus shows have been bangin

i hope you enjoyed the ride, thank you for joining me in my. whatever the fuck this is

[onbeinganangel]

okay so @eat-yearn-cry and @tackytigerfic asked for a wee liveblog of me reading capri so i am here to embarrass myself

here are my notes from a five-ish hour reading sesh yesterday (thanks @the-starryknight for witnessing this live and sending me your fav capri art for visual references —read: thirst — as i read along)

if you think there is going to be any clever analysis here, please go somewhere else now, this is pure, unhinged screaming (i’m serious, none of this makes sense, it’s a whole mess and i redacted like 50 ‘oh my god???????’s, 30 ‘jesus/mary/joseph/christ’s and 20 ‘oh fuck’s already)

here we go

- a character list!!!! it’s like they know i have a wasteland for a brain and i’m gonna need to come back to that a million times

- okay so far we are feeling very sorry for damen but he’s fiery (big fan)

- he’s a hardheaded bastard, gimme like half an hour and i’ll probably be willing to die for him lmao

- me reading the character list and wondering why it just says ‘pet’, me three lines into the first chapter like OH PET LIKE PET PET OKAY GOT IT omfg mari

- “an astonishingly lovely face” “arrogant and unpleasant” “self-absorbed and self-serving spoilt” (it’s either a description of me or i’m in love)

- “what’s your name, sweetheart” okay FINE

- “i speak your language better than you speak mine, sweetheart” I SAID FINE (here for the polyglot representation we deserve lol)

- all of this is problematic and i shouldn’t find it hot but hey ho

- “something obscene about someone with a face like that speaking those words” indeed

- oh laurent is only twenty yikes

- boot kissing, thank you gods, mari is v pleased (also just glossing over the /bad/ because double yikes)

- unsure how to feel about Damen going off in his own language which only Laurent (?) understands and then Laurent twisting his words? is Laurent protecting himself? agreeing with Damen? which is it?

- oh

- unlacing

- oh

- flogging but of the bad kind

- okay

- if these two don’t stop calling each other sweetheart i’m calling the police

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🚨 omfg

- “I was on the field at Marlas” ”It’s your countryman who taught me that. You can thank him for the lesson.” ”Thank who?” ”Damianos, the dead Prince of Akielos” hahahahaha okay

- the regent is back an hes brought back the other two guys, yea? and they’re all conspiring against laurent? but laurent doesn’t like kastor???? THEREFORE, jumping to conclusions like a circus cat through hoops, DAMEN LIKES LAURENT bc if you hate the same people you’re immediately pals that’s how it works

- so we’ve got a hotheaded brunette who’s a bit of a brute with a cause and a clever snarky blonde ready to subtly fuck shit up??? idk why anyone would have thought i’d be into this

- “the aloof, untouched Laurent was at this moment delivering a precise treatise on cocksucking” STUFF JUST ESCALATES OUT OF NOWHERE IN THIS BOOK DUNNIT

- Damen asking Erasmus about how he’s treated and after the other slaves???? ”Tell me everything that has happened to you since you left Akielos” 🥺 this is it, it took me hours, but we are hERE, i am willing to die for Damen

- oh no

- oh nooooo

- i am gonna go off

- NOT ERASMUS

- protect his tiny head and beautiful curls pls i will do anything

- also fuck, not Damen promising obedience in exchange for a guarantee that the other slaves will be treated well 😭😭😭

- Laurent is a scheming little bitch and i love him

- also should have mentioned earlier but Nicaise can get fucked (considering the themes of this book i should probably consider how i express my dislike for characters but you get the point, he’s a dickhead)

- THE FORK

- torveld/erasmus, okay 🥺

- Nicaise is the regent’s pet???? ofc he is jfc the little shit

- damen is talking to torveld, the baby back in akielos is totally his, i’m calling it now

- also torveld told him he looks a bit like kastor !!!! and boy oh boy is damen shitting himself rn

- oooh hunting

- wait LAURENT IS NICE!? tbd

- also damen just admiring how fucking stunning laurent is and he’s just his type but it’s such a shame the good looks are wasted on such an unpleasant person lmao

- when you think about it, without the rape and the slavery and the violence, they just sit about on silk pillows and scheme and eat, it’s a pretty good deal

- DAMEN HAS BEEN SUMMONED TO LAURENT’S BED????? or so they say, i’m unconvinced,

- OH SHIT

- oh shit

- the boys have finally reached third base: committing murder together (first base is when you get sucked off by someone else via your lover’s strict instructions, second base is when you eat off your lover’s fingers, don’t @ me i don’t make the rules)

- so the idiot really decided it was a great idea to try to escape post murder attempt???? even though Laurent told him what would happen AND IT HAPPENED

- he’s saved!!!!!!!!!

- ”You must be the fuck of a lifetime” sir they have barely touched

- i am Nervous

- this is a fucking trip

- oh no the regent is bad and trying to fuck it all up who could have seen that coming 🙄

- okay alright so — fuck — first damen tries to escape but laurent gets him back and then they still want to arrest/kill damen but laurent defends him and then laurent wants damen to be stuck in his room for months while he’s away but then he sends for him and they’re off to war together?????? my brain isn’t here anymore sorry

- “He was dressed in Laurent’s colours, and bearing his insignia” hhhhhh i’m stupidly into this

- also Nicaise and the earring and whatvs? i’m sure there’s something there, more than Nicaise simply being an arsewipe but i can’t figure it out rn, thoughts later but he’s a shit stirring cunt i can tell you that

- SO THAT’S JUST IT!?

and this is where i messaged Starry and asked her to stop me from starting the second book at 10 to midnight, thank you Starry lmao

off to ignore my responsibilities and start the second book now