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therevengeoffrankenstein · 2 years ago

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peter's fat badonkadonk a hunk ahuh hyuck huh!

#thinking 🤔 about his ass.#i have no delusions about his lack of cake mind you.#myevilposts #and whoo ee! shut my mouth. slap your grand moff.... *leaves abruptly*

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jaybybyby · 2 years ago

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So anybody gonna talk about how Aiden Hale's pronouns are he/him, and how every article I've read on the shooting says this, and then proceeds to use she/her and his deadname, Audrey? I don't care what a person does, using their correct pronouns is not just a privilege you take away. Use his correct pronouns.

Also hey before you make any comments or send me any asks about this, please read this ask I responded to since I'm tired of clarifying myself

Since this post ended up in radfem spaces no more reblogs ❤️

#tw shooting #shooting #audrey hale #if investigators and news anchors are gonna make it about his gender identity then god damn it so am fucking i #also so more people don't get on my ass about it: there are so many people talking about the shooting itself that i don't think me talking #about the gender identity aspect of it will take away from it. i'm just focusing on how this will potentially negatively affect the trans #community during a time in the us where trans people are near constantly under attack #later edit: interesting how almost everyone making shitty comments on this post has radfem in their bio 🤔 it's almost as if when aiden hale'#transgenderism is talked about from a place of concern instead of a place of accusation they get up in arms.. interesting #tw transphobia #transphobia #discourse #tw discourse

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marshmallowloves · 14 days ago

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kith

#I was just thinking the other day about how bug kisses would even work #and then i saw a headcanon earlier about how his mouth might work and I was like hMMMM 🤔🤔🤔 interesting............#anyway. i'm so very normal about the beetle man #sorry bf fans who are just getting flooded with my selfship trash and wishing I posted normal-ass bug fables art #well. i'm not THAT sorry actually. but still #Sylvie #Kabbu #my art

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heliomanteia · 2 months ago

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Every time I some stupid take like "there wouldn't be that many trans people in—" about a trans headcanon on something from the beginning of the 20th century, I kind of lose it a little bit because clearly you know nothing about queer history, sorry. This is entirely on you and it's extremely embarrassing.

There were transmasc (because the post was specifically transphobic bullshit against trans men) men in the beginning of the 20th century that medically transitioned, not to mention all the unspoken, non-transitioned, silent ones. You're genuinely deeply uneducated about queer history if you think transgender people have not been around pretty much the entirety of human history.

Anyways transmasc Nico di Angelo is real in my head and fits perfectly with the neverending theme of "otherness" with him. Nico being narratively defined through three female characters (blood related) is also something commonly done in trans-coding. Dionysus, the God of transition and willful gender-fuckery who specifically favors Nico can also be read as trans-coding (alongside his mental disorders).

It makes perfect sense for Nico to not be cis, actually, fight God on that.

#🌞#Every time I see a transphobic post denying transmasc headcanons as 'illogical' I think the person is a fucking idiot and move on.#And make one more guy trans in my head. Shrugs.#Go die mad about it? 'Illogical' I think insisting on a character defined by his separation from others being cis is fucking weird.#I'm mad because I saw an idiot. Hi.#Nothing about canon Nico says/implies that he was socialized as a cisgender man. Sorry but 'cis Nico' is as much hc as trans Nico.#But one has genuine logic behind it and on God it's not the cis one.#Yeah I think that. Idiotic ass post finally nudged me to ask people to justify their cisgender headcanons because that's also a hc. 🤔#*Small comment but like. A trans character can be coded both through relation to either male or female relatives. It like depends on contex #Sometimes the relation to a father is encoded as 'the man I want to be' and sometimes relations to a mother is 'the way I'm socialized'.#Anyways cis people have no say in denying trans hcs it affects you in no way so shut up.#rrverse #pjo #nico di angelo #trans nico di angelo #transgender #trans headcanon

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blujayonthewing · 1 year ago

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I understand why the sub for dungeon meshi is just the script for the dub but that doesn't mean I have to like it

#I'm nosey! I wanna see what the differences are!!#I don't speak japanese but I can HEAR her saying 'arigatou laios' when the subtitle says 'I'm fine no broken bones' c'maaahhn #ALSO I think it's not even 'the script' but 'the subtitles for the dub' because there's a couple of weird typos in there :')#anyway hi yes I just watched episode one twice in a row back to back because I'm normal #IT'S GOOD but I don't like... looove the english voice acting #I think it's not a hard no for me but it IS a soft 'I do prefer the sub'#which is a little annoying lol #we'll see how it goes as we get deeper into the story 🤔#OH ALSO. THE CLOSING CREDITS SEQUENCE AND SONG WHIP ASS. EATS IT. THANK YOU #I really like all the music so far!!#anyway [slides dungeon meshi across the table at you] please read dungeon meshi. also episode 1 of the anime out now on netflix #about me

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akkivee · 1 year ago

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from a gold shachihoko to a copper shachihoko huh 🤔

#vee queued to fill the void #i’m trying to put together a look at kuukou’s various symbols on his outerwear for a post and was mildly surprised lol #like kuukou’s colours are muted and that’s obvious from the moment you see his entire fit yeah #but it completely flew over my head that kuukou’s shachihoko changed since it’s one of the few aspects of kuukou’s attire that carried over #lol we back to kuukou analysing in the tags this is great lmao so i was thinking #i haven’t gotten around to posting it but one of kuukou’s lines for new years in arb is him stressing to stay healthy #like he even says not to overdo it!!!!!!#i always wondered what aspect of smoking & drinking kuukou doesn’t like and it seems to be pointing to the body/mind ruining aspect #(tho to be that aware of it is still hmmmmm lol 🤔)#real gold should never have to be polished and usually withstands the elements quite fine but copper!!!!#turns green under prolonged exposure to water air etc and that’s what happened to kuukou’s speakers like it’s an oxidised copper dragon lol #so we have a kuukou who has gone from bright colours and golds to a kuukou in darks and copper a less resilient metal #best case scenario it’s just symbolic of kuukou’s experiences!!!! like his speaker is of a dragon that has been exposed and weathered a lot #but is still going strong kicking ass taking names lol #worst case scenario i think is that it’s a 🚩 🚩🚩that kuukou’s being weathered down by something and not in a good way #nodders yup yup yup we back to worrying about kuukou starting off his year STRONG lmao

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kissingarthurclaus · 11 months ago

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I'm crying and throwing up and asking where my phone is

#jane journals #self insert talk #crush: 🗡#UOOOOORRGGHGHHHH ITS SO JOVER #ive been talking to laura about it and reading up more about what happens and stuff with wyll and the story in general #and ofc i watched my friend play a bit last night who graciously went almost straight to wyll for me #AND FUCKING I DIDNT MENTION BEFORE #WHEN U FIRST INTERACT WITH HIM PROPERLY HES TEACHING A TIEFLING CHILD TO FIGHT #and hes soooooooo sweet about it 😭😭😭💖💖💖#you guys know my weakness is kids and how characters interact with them and wyll canonically wants them one day #so you know IM FUCKED #and hes so!! UGH CUTE 💖💖💖💖#hes always saying these poetic romantic things and he wants a proper old fashioned romance with the wooing and the courting #he calls his lover his LIGHT LIKE CMON MANNNN #IM TRYING TO LIVE #tbh the only thing stopping me aside from not having the game is deciding what species to be #my indecisive ass #thats another thing i was talking to laura about and she suggested making a backstory first/choosing a class and all that THEN deciding #im probably gonna go with my default which would be a rogue which is pretty atypical for my s/is but its what i lean toward in dnd #or idk maybe i SHOULD go more out of my comfort zone 🤔🤔 idk ill keep thinking about it #but for wyll's kiss animations WHEN THE PLAYER IS A HALFLING OR SMTH SHORT HE KNEELS DOWN TO KISS THEM UGGGHH 😫😫😫💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘

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majimassqueaktoy · 2 years ago

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the other rgg boys are hairless because rgg didnt bother to model them with body hair but spiritually we know they should be hairier- Majima however is hairless because he goes to a salon and gets a full body wax every friday afternoon at 3pm on the dot.

#he waits til when you turn your console off to go make dinner and he runs down to the salon #like hes a regular all the girls know him hes in every friday so that hes fresh for the weekend #Its true he told me #its why his legs were hairless in those fishnets #the image with his leg up behind his head while some nice middle aged beautician waxes his ass hair is just funny to me #i can see it clear as day in my head #I think nishiki would get his chest waxed tho #and I think young kiryu and nishiki heard about shaving making you aerodynamic so they did that #but once kiryus dadcore he isnt bothered with being aerodynamic anymore #saejima should be hairy tho #and he should have a fat ass but like. apparently we arent allowed to have ANYTHIN in this world #akiyama should have hairy ass legs like he should always have chest hair peakin out hes just that kinda skank ya know #rikiya should be like ultra hairy dont ask me why i just believe it #like if he made it to middle age (rip baby) he'd be one those fellas with mad back hair n stuff 💗#baba would be pretty hairless... partly just from genetics but he prob has a shave now n then.#anyone else 🤔

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red-rover-au · 2 years ago

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Im fighting the internal battle of wanting Splinter to be allowed to say the N word but not wanting to imply he had a stereotypical absent black father SJSKSJWKS

The struggles of being black in fandom 😩

#casual reminder that im black so i do NOT want to hear lip from anyone #i imagined a scenario in my head with Splinter calling Draxum an ugly ass nigga and i was like wait no he cant say that #then 'fuck it he can be blasian we've never seen his father'#then 'WAIT we've never seen his father i cant make him black 😭😭'#now im thinking about how 2018 April is the only version who had a mom but not a dad when its usually the other way around 🤔#hm.#turtle thoughts #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #master splinter #lou jitsu #rottmnt splinter #rottmnt lou jitsu #Hamato Yoshi #rottmnt hamato yoshi

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isa-ah · 1 year ago

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sorry I could talk for hours. I've done an insane amount of character building w Isaiah over the years

#like ive padded elias and melanies families too #part of me has been hankering to explore elias character more 👁️👁️ lo has been talking about doing a better timeline for hunter #and my kneejerk was that it would be a timeline where melanie raises isaiah and kicks elias out #but if melanie never died i think elias would be a LOT happier #he would still have a lot of toxic tendencies bc of the way his moms and sisters baby him and never say no to him #but melanie is by far the more bullheaded of the two so she would whip his ass into shape i think #in a timeline where theyre still married and happy isaiah would have his aunties on the wells side in his life 😭😭😭😭😭#baby isaiah sitting in sawyers lap... shut up.....#i actually have a complete belief that if melanie was in his life theyd both be day drinkers together #like boy would be sipping with every meal just like his mom whos a silly drunk with a high tolerance #vs how elias rageful drinking makes him VERY stingy and self destructive around booze #like. melanie would be a huge positive impact but in a lot of ways she would probably nurture bad traits in isaiah #hed be a lot more selfish and nymphish and thats SAYING SOMETHING #a lot more dismissive of other peoples problems bc he doesnt feel desperate to be useful and whole by fixing other peoples issues #and would likewise out a lot less gravity into sleeping around bc he doesnt NEED to stay out of his house so hed have more fun w less care #which wouldnt rlly fly with the guys he usually ends up with 🤔 i wonder how it would change hunters influence in his life #hunter shaves his head in response to elias grabbing isaiah by it. that wouldnt happen! and he wouldnt have to spend sooo much time w ruben #who was his One And Only positive dad figure. that was a huge part of his life and influence!#then again melanie looooves hunters mom whos also around for this timeline so #they would both 👀 be spending a lot ofkf time in the reyes estate 👀#isaiah and gideons relationship would also be a lot better!#melanies obsessed w gideons moms (high femme and dad butch) and isaiah wouldn't be so violent as a kid #HMMMMMM.....#much to think about #so much of isaiahs personality was scultped by his dads abuse and the people he sought comfort in #his whole life would be restructured

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hauntingblue · 9 months ago

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Can't believe I spent so much time thinking kiku and kinemon were dead... they really got me there...

#damn izo...... can we get back to that i do not care that much about raizo and this guy...#AND WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD??? damn the reverie..... and sabo #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1063 #also the thing i said episodes ago about kaido being luffys foil because he loves fighting and they smile all the time... and then we get #king saying he thinks he is joyboy bc he saved him.... but the difference of those new worlds they imagine and how kaido wants to die and #luffy the complete opposite.... yeah yeah #toko..... and this swordmaker man just adopting little girls... he is the father that stepped up (multipile times)#kaido just having a drink.... he is just having some fun... fighting and drinking... average friday night for him... thats his love language #it is his love language... he said he just accepted him aldjsks i was just saying shit... see he is just having some fun witj his peer #luffy was so confused with all this he got hit akdhsks first person ever to bamboozle him.....#drunk kadio is so fun to watch.... crying about his son escaping and how everything goes wrong ajdkskskk #his impulsivity and like unpredictability just make him better while drunk akdhsksjk luffy should try shrooms if thats what he prefers....#what devil fruit???? also get robin's name out of your mouth!!!!!! OH ZOU!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE #IT'S LUFFYS DEVIL FRUIT.... WHICH HAS ANOTHER NAME....... WONDER WHY HMMM...🤔🤔#also kaido saying luffy likes him too much.... that's another secret fruit JAHSJAHA #episode 1064 #zoro just bleeding out on the floor... nvm he died... well... there are other swordsmen.... this looks like an impressionist film #zoro doesnt get it... he is powerless against death....#IZO NOOO!!!! HE GOT STABBED!!! jesus.... MARCO HELP!!! MARCOOOO WHAT IS HE DOING #THE FUCKING CP0 NO!!! WHAT??? well i respect that decision... leave him alone get a job etc. NOOOOO YOU WON'T WIN!!!#do not make a deal with them either... izo.....#love how traffy and kid have each one (1) woman on their crew. its not ooking good on the diversity office #mugiwara no chibi.... exacty..... also how is big mom tired... i mean i get it but damn.... LAW GOT HER!!! YEAAHHH!!! FINISH HER!!!#law needs to cut her to pieces like he did with that guy.... come on.... punk corna DIO??? omg its a bull.... BUT IMPALE HER!!!#well i see progress now at least.... but until kid magnetos her ass idk... law needs to start cutting also.......#episode 1065

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lecliss · 1 year ago

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OO has me in a fucking vice grip with the urge to lunge at Seph's throat!!!!!!! I can't fucking believe he convinced Kadaj to join him!!!!!! I'm gonna go fucking feral!!!! Leave my sonboy alone!!!!! He has no free will!!! He keeps being used for what Jenova wants cuz of the cells and he keeps being used by Seph as a remnant!!! Daj can never truly have something of his own accord cuz of the very meaning of his existence!!!!! He can never be an individual cuz of them, but without them he wouldn't exist!!!! LET HIM BE HIS OWN PERSON!!!!

And to top it off, Team Ninja dangles a Loz and Yazoo tease in my face after I just said I need Kadaj to have his real brothers back!!!! FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!

#i love kaien trying to help even tho this has nothing to do with him. thank you grandpa 🥺#kadaj and repliku would be a match made in heaven. i want them to talk and go on a murder spree for funsies together #im gonna kill seph so fucking hard. i hate it here!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#at least now i know why kadaj and seymour team up to be ducklings to weiss. tho im not caught up to know how/why they leave seph yet #im just. im gonna die man. im so happy OO added kadaj and gave him so much development and i love that the game takes characters seriously #but god. do they have to keep tormenting MY FUCKING SON!?!?!?!#LET HIM RETURN TO HIS NEW MOM AND DAD (zack and aerith)!!!! GIVE HIM HIS LITTLE BROTHERS BACK!!!! GIVE HIM FUCKING FREE WILL!!!! FUCK!!!!!#its such a good time to be so abnormal about a 2005 one off sequel movie villain. genuinely. it just hurts at the same time #i also like how everyone's fine with kadaj and is even trying to help him cuz despite being morally gray. at least hes against seph.#so hes a good kid in their books 🥺#brb gonna go speedrun the og 7 real quick so i can beat seph's ass in the name of my best boy #also when we get loz and yazoo i wonder if theyll be a joint unit like in brave exvius of if theyll be seperate but released back to back #like reno and rude 🤔#i was expecting sonon or nero next but i do think they wont come until after part 2. while i want genesis most then. i would actually rather #have the baby bro duo if it means they have a real chance of getting in. i didnt actually believe it would be possible. but no it looks real

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questioningespecialy · 1 year ago

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Holy shit, staring at these (for envy reasons) caused it to just hit me.

Somebody should make a dark/realistic version of The Powerpuff Girls all grown up (or teens). Like, imagine what fighting crime (and deadly foes) would do to you? As a kid... And some o' dem mofos were horrors. 😐 Fuck ya ass up, that's what.

Fuck Professor Oak Utonium. And fuck the mayor. Child labor laws when?

Mofo accidentally made superpowered human-esque children. Then groomed them into becoming a fighting force. Child mercenaries who get paid in goodnight kisses. what dahell

Child slavery, superslaves, etc.

holy hell

my brain trembles

pre-final versions of these, btw...

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Powerpuff Girls

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snekdood · 1 year ago

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anyways if nick fartez and any of his skeevy fans are spying on me online I needja to know this: no one will ever love you or like you or fuck you and its all your fault bc your a nazi. the only way you'll ever get anything is if you rape someone and you and I both know that doesnt mean shit except how desperate you are to stick your dick in someone and how much you're willing to violate people who actively dislike you and would never be around you if it was their choice. it didn't hafta be this way but you decided being a ugly skeevy nazi was more important than anything, which is sad. honestly jump off a cliff, save yourself the time.

#posting this bc idk where I saw the clip maybe a vaush video or keffals or some shit but he mentions his 'jewish bully' which he says in a #way thats obvious he doesnt actually have one but seems like a direct reference to me and how I would vent about having a bully who was #jewish also. but the whole point I was making in the first place is that her being jewish has nothing to do with her being a bully. its #whatever trauma that made her so shitty bc otherwise her sister was really nice to me and we got along and were friends #just thought I should post this to remind them since they probably hate watch me and try to see me as a lolcow to compensate #for their own shitty fuckless lives.#hey at least I can get some lmao.#really makes me wonder though. who exactly is reporting to him about me? I WONDER if its the same person I keep kinda #coming to the conclusion about that theyre secretly a alt righter which is why they desperately try to paint me as one.#i mean hey bud! why were you writing lyrics to a song about hitler on your kupika?#im sure you're so so happy that that website is taken down. too bad I have screenshots and video evidence of it huh 😢#+everything else about you and your history ik about and the shit you cover up like. it kinda seems like its compiling into one thing.#innit ya channer? hey at least I thought those conspiracy theories were about something else entirely. you prolly know exactly what #theyre referencing. which is probably why when I started talking about them not knowing what they really meant you instead #saw it as an opportunity to take down a trans person. and also why you somehow knew about the “bohemian grove” and were the #first person to tell me about it. but whatever no ones gonna believe me... for now.#cant wait for the day your ass gets exposed for the shitty skeevy fuck you really are xoxoxo #though who knows. maybe nick and his fuckless followers picked up on me from vaush's chat. but honestly I feel like i'm such a nobody ass #person on there that idk why they would. so kinda think its someone else. someone who might've been following me for longer.......#and was the first person to tell me about the bohemian grove and also enabled and egged on the conspircy theory beliefs 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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wcters · 2 months ago

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𝗥𝗢𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗦

pairing: lando norris x fem!reader

summary: alex’s best friend and lando norris meet and something blossoms between them during a project the two are starting

warnings: swearing, pda, established relationships (later), rumours, hate, i do not know the whole magui situation, the comments are for the story, i do not affiliate with any of the beliefs of the people in here | faceclaim is shira klein as requested, i don’t think the international uni of monaco has a fashion program but let’s pretend it does for a hot minute

yourusername

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yourusername school is kicking my ass rn

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alexandrasaintmleux my talented best friend 💗💗

↳ yourusername marry me

↳ alexandrasaintmleux yes!

↳ charles_leclerc 🤨🤨🤨

↳ yourusername sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️

user1 you’re living the dream

yourclassmate no cause why is our professer so hard on us

francisca.cgomes pretty girl 🫠❤️

user2 how is the program there?

↳ yourusername it’s good! very nice people and teachers. i just like to complain 😔

alexandrasaintmleux

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alexandrasaintmleux 🍓🍓🍓 dress by the best girl @yourusername

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iamrebeccad beautiful 💕

user1 who is yourusername?

↳ user2 alex’s best friend! she goes to the international university of monaco studying fashion

yourusername i am blushing so hard 😚😚

↳ alexandrasaintmleux love youu

francisa.cgomes 😍😍

user3 fit made by y/n never fails

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f1gossip alex’s best friend, y/n y/l/n seen in the ferrari garage at the dutch grand prix. she was also seen congratulating lando on his win. what do you think about this? 🤔

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user1 after magui i’m done

user2 not ANOTHER one

↳ user3 what do you mean?

↳ user2 this is like the sixth girl he’s been seen with

user4 love seeing y/n and alex together 💗

user5 she needs to stay away from him

author i know the timeline doesn’t match up with school semesters but let’s play pretend 😁😁

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yourusername new project loading . . .

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alexandrasaintmleux se excited to see the outcome of this one!

user1 girl tell usss 😫😫

yourclassmate i’m still coming up with an idea 😭😭

↳ yourusername let’s meet up at the library and we can brains together together

↳ yourclassmate you’re my saviour

user2 my dream life

user3 cutie

user4 who’s the man

↳ yourusername 🤫🤫

f1gossip

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f1gossip lando norris seen meeting up with someone who has a striking resemblance to y/n y/l/n, alexandra saint mleux’s best friend. they then made their way to the international university of monaca? does this confirm its lando and y/n?

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user1 we need to lando and his love life aloneee

user2 first magui and now her? this man is not slowing down

user3 why is he getting with a uni student?

user4 she’s probably just getting with him to get her and alex more attention

↳ user5 her account is literally private? 💀💀

user6 these lando fans need to chill

user7 at least this one’s smart 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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f1gossip lando seen with the same girl before but at a restaurant this time. do we think it’s a date?

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user1 she’s actually so ugly

user2 at this point i’d rather him be with magui 🤦‍♀️

user3 isn’t she a fashion student? shes probably a good digger

user4 she looks pretty

↳ user5 pretty ugly 🤢

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yourusername the look of love, the rush of blood

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alexandrasaintmleux so happy for you 💗🥺

↳ yourusername i love you alex ❤️

user1 arctic monkeys reference !!!

yourclassmate this is why you have so many new ideas 🤨🤨

landonorris ❤️❤️

user2 i’m so jealous rn

niña bonita 😚

i don’t know if this is going to work

niña bonita 😚

if what’s going to work?

me and lando

the hate is crazy and i don’t know if i can handle it

niña bonita 😚

ma belle ☹️☹️

have you tried talking to him?

i don’t want to worry him with it

he already gets enough as it is

niña bonita 😚

oh y/n

whatever you think will help you more mentally and physically, do it

but please tell him. he would hate himself if he knew this was happening and you didn’t tell him

charles is the same

like, i know they don’t know it’s me, that’s just speculation

but they’re still taking digs at ME

what i look like, sound like, what i do

niña bonita 😚

i know honey

and you shouldn’t feel guilty for feeling like this either

and before you say you aren’t, you are. i know you

you are NEVER alone. ever.

not with me, not with lando, not with anyone

please don’t go through this alone love 💗

te amo mucho 🥺🥺🥺 (i love you so much)

niña bonita 😚

yo también te amo ❤️

now go and get that takeout you like. i know you’re questioning to or not

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f1gossip according to a fan, lando’s new girlfriend is y/n y/l/n! she’s a fashion student at the international university of monaco and are best friends with alexandra saint mleux. they were seen together holding hands and kissing. y/n also was there when the fan got a picture with lando

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user1 she looks like a bitch

user2 she’s probably just using him for clout

user3 she’s not pretty enough to be his girlfriend 🤢🤢

user4 she’s so beautiful

user5 go back to the models @landonorris

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landonorris yes. i do have a girlfriend. no, it is not your business, but yet you’ve made it your business. we wanted to keep it private but now we can’t. the hate that my girlfriend, and any girl seen with me, has been getting is ridiculous. my girlfriend is the sweetest person in the world, and you don’t even bother to try to get to know her before you run her name through the dirt. i have been silent on this for too long. forgive me, my love.

i am so proud of you and what you are doing. thank you for giving me a chance (and saving my style, apparently) ❤️

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akkivee · 2 years ago

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today is catching up with stage day and i binged on mtr’s and bat’s rep lives back to back and i’m still driven to peak insanity by stage jakurai, stage hifumi’s antics were kinda crazy esp with doppo lol speaking of, i might also be not normal about stage doppo, stage hitoya got to be a menace, stage jyushi only gets cuter and cuter and hooooooooooly shiiiiiiiiiit the power of just letting stage kuukou rock out for an hour plus i am dead!!!!!!! deceased!!!!! perished!!!!!! evaporated!!!!!!!! eviserated!!!!!! destroyed!!!!! decimated—

#this is vee speaking #the amount of times i just wheezed at hirono-san’s adlibs lmao #why he entering stage right to the raid on fragrance song like ‘hey btches long time no see 😈’ LMAO #AND HIS LYRICAL ADLIBS PLEASE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#stage kuukou’s newest solo has him saying ‘let me bang bang bang‼️’ and it’s a play on young gun of the sun #but man the brain was STRUGGLING to take that in a normal way LOL #i never gushed over it during the bat vs mtr play but i love daigo-san’s hirono kuukou impersonation lmao!!!!!!#but that and the hitojaku milkshake date and jyushi just collapsing to the ground to cry over it like a stan crying over his fav ship HELP #the skit was funny too lmao the start with hitoya and kuukou discussing what i think was kuukou’s mental health???? had me 🤔🤔🤔#EDIT: lol my bad for having stage expectations about kuukou his mental health my ass homeboy was just refusing to help with those services 🥴#and then it just snowballed lmao if i had a lack of consciousness i’d tag vomited every single part i liked about it (all of it)#esp when kuukou just 🤢🤮🤢🤮 when he found out the statue he ‘broke’ cost millions of yen LMAO #hitoya won lol and i’m sure his prize was watching his two teenage nuisances sweat and then worship him #but that was really what you wanted hitoya lmao??????? wild #a fun time well worth me ignoring how i planned to wait until a paycheck to watch it lmao

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