#think on it

[sky-kiss]

/emerges from the shadows, goblin-like, bearing dark tidings and darker wisdom.

I say to thee: Raphael has a voice kink. For his own voice. And so, I posit:

Raphael has Haarlep read his fanfiction to him. It absolutely gets him off.

/vanishes back into the shadow.

[poedays]

So, werewolves are weak to silver, right?

And, correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t both Quinn and Sam’s eyes silver?

[listerbirdloml]

“keith is a son of hades! he’s so nico, he’s cabin 13!”

fools… all of you… you’re all wrong

he’s so son of ares

[tiktaalic]

Despair 15x18 written by Robert berens directed by Kim manners

[wanderlustmagician]

Debating on. Doing something.

Doing a thing.

Hm.

[thecordialcorvid2319]

Ok but I love this because yeah the whole point is that we are supposed to be equal and while I haven’t seen the movie yet what this is describing is a writing thing o don’t remember the name of but basically you take a concept and make it the opposite to show your point because it’s so jarring. We deal with a patriarchy so if you show women behaving the way men do in a patriarchy you see how Bad TM the behavior is. I saw a short film do something similar with making gay the typical and straight the weird and it showed a girl shooting her shot with a guy and getting outed as straight and then her response to that and it was super jarring because the switch in roles already caught attention and left the viewers off put. Anyway I think the device is super interesting and we should all just get along and have equality so there’s no Barbie, Ken, or Alan left behind.

It’s important to recognise that Barbie (2023) criticises both the patriarchy AND the matriarchy. Yes, the Ken’s are just accessories to the Barbies. Yes, they don’t have any say in the government they live under. That’s the point, you’re supposed to feel awful, you’re supposed to want the Kens to have their own agency, you’re supposed to want equality. The Barbie movie explicitly states that the way Barbie treats Ken is wrong, so much so that once he finds a safe space for his masculinity and individual identity he’s so excited to share it with the other Kens.

But they go overboard and replace a matriarchy with a patriarchy and now the same issue exists but in reverse. That’s the POINT!! THATS THE POINT!!! Barbie is not anti-men it’s pro equality PLEASE understand this

[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[foolfortune]

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[mobgoblin]

Queued right up for it

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me