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alterouslyinlove · 9 months ago
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boys in crop tops amen
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sky-kiss · 9 months ago
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/emerges from the shadows, goblin-like, bearing dark tidings and darker wisdom.
I say to thee: Raphael has a voice kink. For his own voice. And so, I posit:
Raphael has Haarlep read his fanfiction to him. It absolutely gets him off.
/vanishes back into the shadow.
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listerbirdloml · 8 months ago
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“keith is a son of hades! he’s so nico, he’s cabin 13!”
fools… all of you… you’re all wrong
he’s so son of ares
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tiktaalic · 1 year ago
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Despair 15x18 written by Robert berens directed by Kim manners
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sharksinflowercrowns · 2 years ago
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Hunter calling Willow “Will”
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wanderlustmagician · 10 months ago
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Debating on. Doing something.
Doing a thing.
Hm.
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thecordialcorvid2319 · 1 year ago
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Ok but I love this because yeah the whole point is that we are supposed to be equal and while I haven’t seen the movie yet what this is describing is a writing thing o don’t remember the name of but basically you take a concept and make it the opposite to show your point because it’s so jarring. We deal with a patriarchy so if you show women behaving the way men do in a patriarchy you see how Bad TM the behavior is. I saw a short film do something similar with making gay the typical and straight the weird and it showed a girl shooting her shot with a guy and getting outed as straight and then her response to that and it was super jarring because the switch in roles already caught attention and left the viewers off put. Anyway I think the device is super interesting and we should all just get along and have equality so there’s no Barbie, Ken, or Alan left behind.
It’s important to recognise that Barbie (2023) criticises both the patriarchy AND the matriarchy. Yes, the Ken’s are just accessories to the Barbies. Yes, they don’t have any say in the government they live under. That’s the point, you’re supposed to feel awful, you’re supposed to want the Kens to have their own agency, you’re supposed to want equality. The Barbie movie explicitly states that the way Barbie treats Ken is wrong, so much so that once he finds a safe space for his masculinity and individual identity he’s so excited to share it with the other Kens.
But they go overboard and replace a matriarchy with a patriarchy and now the same issue exists but in reverse. That’s the POINT!! THATS THE POINT!!! Barbie is not anti-men it’s pro equality PLEASE understand this
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foolfortune · 1 month ago
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koobiie · 7 months ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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muttmoxley · 7 months ago
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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charlesoberonn · 9 months ago
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
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dionysus-complex · 4 months ago
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funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go
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everythingwasnormalhere · 6 months ago
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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pirateprincessjess · 8 months ago
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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