#thingstokeeprebloggingforever

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Sweet Pancake Stim

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Newt Mulaney

Newton Pulsifer: "I have a girlfriend now, uh, myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave and… have walked and talked for 28 years."

Newton Pulsifer: "I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just.. sent me out.'

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me

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Oreo Dessert Stim

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oh my GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD THATS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!! what a great parent im weeping 

THIS. I wish I could be as eloquent as this person. Because this is how you make a difference.

Edit: this was sent to me without credit to the original poster. From what I can tell, the original poster is @raindovemodel from their Instagram. I'm happy they're making a difference in the world.

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Snake Aziraphale!!!!

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yall so

bitches rly be out here with a bigger range of skin-colored shades on binders than makeup

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Aziraphale Stim 

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I honestly can't believe cisgender transmeds are a thing.

How can you fail so hard at being a trans ally?

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I’m Sorry, What?

Just got a Tumblr ad that said ‘The Women Of The Richest Men In The World’. I’m sorry, what. @staff explain yourself I dare you

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its! me!

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Good Omens Headcanons

If you were to drop an angelic feather in a pit of Hellfire, it would slowly turn black as it burned (It wouldn’t shrivel up, though, just turn black)

 If you were to drop a demonic feather into a pool of holy water, it would bleach the feather, the white spreading slowly. (An inversion of the reaction above)

Crowley can dislocate and relocate his joints at will to fit into small places or wrap around things

Sometimes when Crowley yawns hard enough his jaw will dislocate

  Crowley has Inattentive ADHD

Crowley is photophobic

Crowley has cold intolerance that causes him to act sluggish, much like the result of cold-bloodedness in a snake

Crowley drags out the ‘s’ in words like a hiss when he’s angry 

Aziraphale will steal and wear Crowley’s glasses once in a while to deliberately fluster him.

Human AU:

Human!Crowley has a rare ‘amber’ eye color and Coloboma

Human!Gabriel has a rare amount of melanin in his eyes that make them appear violet. (See; Elizabeth Taylor)

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aw damn i guess me as a trans person cant do shit then

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Warrior Cat LGBTQ+ Headcanons

Gay GNC Transboy Sol: Explains his tortoiseshell pelt. Falls in love with Blackstar after seducing him to get him to shun StarClan, but Blackstar is already in a realtionship with Russetfur. He soon gets jealous of Russetfur, and blocks out his feelings so he can continue his plan to overthrow the clans, never telling Blackstar his true feelings. Polyamorous Bi Blackstar: Falls in love with Sol while he already loves Russetfur. Thankfully, Russetfur is polymourous and Sol doesn’t seem to mind, so he is able to be with both of them- or so he thinks. When he learns that Sol took advantage of him, he feels betrayed, unknowing of Sol’s real feelings.  Polyamorous Bi Grayromantic GNC Transgirl Russetfur: Blackstar is the one cat that she romantically cares about, a rarity due to her being grayromantic. When Blackstar falls in love with Sol, she is okay with it, because she is polyamorous, and finds Sol attractive, not romantically, but attractive nonetheless. She comforts Blackstar after Sol left, and is resentful towards the tortoiseshell tom. Would have had a queer-platonic relationship with Sasha if she had the chance. Gay Transboy Redtail: Explains his tortoiseshell pelt. Is in a relationship with Runningwind. NBLW AMAB Nonbinary Echosong: Has a slight crush on Leafstar, but was okay with a queer-platonic relationship with her. Transboy Puddleshine:  Explains his calico pelt (Yes, calico. Look at the design for him on the Warriors Wiki and you'll see what i mean. He’s a chocolate calico).  Lesbian Sasha: She was a victim of compulsory heterosexuality with Tigerstar. She would have had a relationship with Leopardstar and a queer-platonic relationship with Russetfur if she had the chance. Gay Flametail: Had a crush on Jayfeather. Transboy Rowanclaw: Do i have to explain? Lesbian Nightcloud: She was a victim of a mixture of compulsory heterosexuality with Crowfeather, and her fear that is she was with a girl, she wouldn’t be able to have children. Bisexual/romantic Ceasesexual Ashfur: He mistook sexual attraction to Squirrelflight as romantic attraction. His sexual attraction occasionally goes away completely. He would have had a relationship with Hawkfrost if he had the chance. I also headcanon him as autistic, but that’s another story.  Bisexual Homoromantic Jake: Quince and Nutmeg were just flings, Nutmeg understood, but Quince got attached. In a relationship with Tallstar. AMAB Nonbinary AroAce Pinestar: He was in a queerplatonic relationship with Shanty and Jake. Leopardfoot fell in love with him and he was too soft-hearted to tell her no. He convinced himself that he loved her when he really only saw her as a friend. Polyamourous Transgirl Brick: In a relationship with Bone. Open to more people in the relationship. Polyamourous Bone: In a relationship with Brick. Open to more people in the relationship. Gay Darkstripe: Would have had a relationship with Tigerstar if he had the chance. Bi Grayaro Hawkfrost:  Would have had a relationship with Ashfur if he had the chance, but he knew it could get in the way of his plans. Same situation for Ivypool. Heteroflexible Grayfraysexual/Grayfrayromantic Squirrelflight: Usually is fraysexual but occasionally isn’t. Was fraysexual with Ashfur but not with Bramblestar. Sex-Repulsed Asexual Twigbranch: It’s not that she doesn’t want to have kits, it’s that she doesn’t want to do the thing that comes before it. She’s too embarrassed to tell Finleap this, who has had it drilled into his head by his dad that you have to have kits with your mate. Once she tells Finleap about her feelings, however, he understands. Asexual Lesbian Transgirl Mothwing: Would have had a relationship with Leafpool if she had a chance. GNC Transgirl Brook: Had her kits with Stormfur. Transboy Stormfur: Explains his tortoiseshell pelt. Had his kits with Brook. Transgirl Homolithosexual Homokaloromantic Feathertail: Desires a romantic relationship with the same sex despite feeling only sexual attraction towards them, does not want to act on her sexual attraction for fear of getting someone pregnant and having what happened to her mom happen to them. Felt pity for Crowpaw.

Demigrayaro Pansexual Sandstorm: Usually aromantic, but sometimes demiromantic.

Pansexual Nondysphoric Nonbinary Ivypool: Would have had a relationship with Hawkfrost if she had the chance.

Bi Blossomfall: Had a crush on Ivypool.

Bi Demiromantic Demisexual Tawnypelt: In a relationship with Rowanstar before and after his transition.

Graysexual Bi Heathertail: Is asexual with Breezepelt, wasn’t with Lionblaze.

Demiromantic Pansexual Needletail: Would have had a relationship with Alderheart if she had the chance.

Gay AFAB Demigirl Peanut: Identifies with the word gay instead of the word lesbian. Was in a relationship with Marigold and had kits before the she-cat died. 

WLW Transgirl Marigold: Was in a relationship with Peanut and had kits with her. 

Transboy Antfur: Explains his tortoiseshell pelt.

Gay Intersex Spiresight: Has an extra X chromosome. Is sterile.

Lesbian Leopardstar: She was a victim of compulsory heterosexuality with Tigerstar. She would have had a relationship with Sasha if she had the chance.

Bi Breezepelt: Was in a relationship with Antpelt, now with Heathertail.

Pansexual Graystripe: Was in a relationship with Silverstream

She/Her Gay Transboy Silverstream:Was in a relationship with Graystripe. Demisexual Transgirl Briarlight: Is in a relationship with Jayfeather. Asexual Biromantic Jayfeather: Is in a relationship with Briarlight.