#things I made up

[777astrology]

Things about the Signs i made up

Aries Eros have angry arched eyebrows that give off a sexual allure, almost like sexuality competitiveness. Aries rule the brain, may have brain issues such as head posture and may portray their eyebrows at an angle that makes them seem very arched. Maybe accompanied with Large foreheads and Youthful glow.

Aries Eris generation love being chaotic on social media but eventually tune out.

Taurus Moons can be very lazy if they dont get the appropriate time of beauty sleep. It's not even a physical tiredness, its all being emotional stubborn and being angry about sleep. They may have neck discomfort when sleeping. They have loose control over their throat and have low self esteem about singing.

Gemini Lilith will sleep with your partner and act like nothing happened, like Barbra jean on Reba. If they use their hands for friendly physical intimacy, they want to get deeper into your life. They like to hold things for comedic or emotional relief.

Cancer Midheaven have alot of trauma notoriety but people seek them for nurturing, ego boosting. If a Cancer doesnt play the mother role, things around them will go bad. Their breast tend to be on the flabby side and the nipples different colored.

Virgo Suns have Bigger egos than Leo, they take everything so personal and will hold a grudge for months just because you hurt their pride and self worth. They wont let it go until you apologize with a useful or meaningful gift, Very Materialistic, its part of a routine spell.

Virgo Venus are cursed with sensitive digestion. They appreciate friends who carry hand sanitizer or their meal of the day is ruined. In love, they will literally prioritize odor and scents, they will try to hide anything thats natural with fruity or savory scents, they have a delicious image to maintain. They believe they are what they eat.

Libra Risings cannot be trusted with secrets. They have an honesty that seeks improvement but alot of it is also manipulation and spite. Libra risings are very cheeky and lippy. Cameras and Mirrors distort their self perception and rely on physical eyes to tell them the honest truth. They have perky butts with wide hips.

Scorpio Mars are very sexual freaks who just want to be spanked and choked 3 times a week. At first they are nasty, but then the rush dies down, and seeks emotional intimacy instead. They have very perceptive eyes that can easily bring up flaws and start arguments just for the sake of bullying. They prefer natural hairiness and are open to the feminism take on acceptance of female body hair.

Scorpio Pluto generation are glued to devices. They need to have a screen eating in the morning. At work or during school. in the afternoon, and right before bedtime. Later generations are on to this bad habit and are trying to devoid themselves from it. These people love information, especially underground knowledge. This generation was full of liars and snitches, these people are not afraid to start a stab or stab back, you cannot tame a scorpion.

Sagittarius Jupiter are always sacrificing their time or funds on other people who seem very desperate. They have a higher voice always telling them do whats generous. They can have a hard time accepting help or handouts from others. They tend to have toned or slender thighs that make them appear taller than they really are.

Capricorn Uranus generation love to rock and roll with sex and drugs but may face mental problems later on. They usually have really shiney hair with a halo effect and they like medium length finger nails. Men may be rebellious about their fingernails when little. This generation is high into changing their looks like contours and toners, they get tired of seeing the same old dead look. This generation is also very acne/wrinkle/age self conscious and skin health aware.

Capricorn Neptune generation have weird sleeping patterns if they can't give up coffee. They love white noise especially fans. These individuals have a high expectation for winter because they love sleeping in the cold. They have a fond for spices, fungi and herbs that help them calm their body and mind. This generation praying routine significantly drops when the next one started.

Pisces Saturn are very strict because they dont know what they are doing. They will always over achieve and never feel good enough. They doubt their healing skills but know its somewhere in them, they just like to avoid it or anything mystical for the fear of becoming delusional and homeless. These native's feet may have sexual reactions such as toe curling like a lip bite. This specific sign is known for having frequent nightmares as they later progress in life and are advised to meditate on blessings and protections.

[crow-posting]

headcanon:

Last City lingo

(aka what would they say besides "oh Light" and "by the Traveler"?)

"Zavala's beard!" (a joke phrase started by Hunters but currently popular with Titans)

"Traveler's shards!" (an exclamation of surprise or dismay)

"Lucy in the Sky" (one of the more colorful nicknames for the Traveler)

"an armory of Titans" / "a flock of Warlocks" / "a gaggle [or clutter] of Hunters" (joke phrases to refer to groups of Guardians)

"a Queen's errand" (aka an unwanted task)

"as hardy as a pigeon" (aka someone or something that is surprisingly resilient)

"space-brained" (aka "air-headed"; sometimes considered a counter to "dust-hearted")

"turning glimmer into [exotic] engrams" (aka "turning straw into gold")

"I swear by my rivets." (Exos' version of "I swear on my life")

"I swear on the Wall." (aka a declaration of truthfulness and/or commitment)

"The Wall is made of many bricks." (aka "there is strength in numbers")

"You can't fly for two factions." (aka "you can't serve two masters")

"You can take a Hunter to the Cryptarchy but you can't make them read." (aka "you can lead a horse to water...")

"May you always have a sharp knife." (a sentiment of well-wishes between Hunters)

• "May you always have a Crow's blade" is a common alternate used by Awoken Hunters

"May the Traveler bless your days and brighten your ways." (a farewell blessing similar to House Light's May the Light provide.)

Daatma ("star soul," an Earthborn term for all Awoken; however younger generations prefer Tulatma, meaning "bridged soul")

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"The Hub" - a commercial center popular with Exos and modified humans

"Rivendell" - an Awoken residential area; non-City Awoken think the name is a nod to Riven, who built the Dreaming City, but it isn't 😉

"Coulior d'Étoiles" - an Awoken neighborhood popular with both City and non-City residents, due to its showcasing of Earthborn culture. also known as the Awoken Quarter.

"The Outskirts" - the partially undeveloped land between the City Walls and the City itself, which was meant to act as a buffer in case of attack. some suburbs (mostly Guardian and Tower personnel housing) began to spread into the Outskirts after the Red War.

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[tagging @subtlybrilliant bc you liked the last one I did. 📝]

[bog-sucker69]

my beautiful Arf

does anyone understand my curse

[foxgenderz]

happy eat rocks friday

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[gongyussy]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[theeclectickoalastudent]

"Smut Angels" was a flash in the pan hit in 1958 by the Guernsey Trio, from their first (and only) album, 'Come Play With Me"

I just found out one of my favorite AO3 authors of all time is a fucking neurosurgeon which was surprising initially just because I often forget AO3 writers are real people and not smut angels sent down from the heavens to make us feel alive, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense.

they are a fucking genius so. they just apply that genius to multiple fields.

[phanfuckingtasmal]

im sorry but i cannot stop thinking about isha's pastel memories that play during her sacrifice scene.

look at how full of colour this beautiful fuckin shot is:

it's been well established in episodes 4-6 how grim and dark the undercity has become under cait and ambessa's new rule. but look at how isha sees/remembers it - because of jinx.

jinx, who went through a severe childhood trauma that has carried over into her present self - she covers extremely destructive weapons and grenades in bright pinks and blues, neons, childlike doodles, graffiti. (joy and destruction, powder and jinx, a contrast so striking it becomes like a signature for her).

and then we see the world through isha's eyes. when we meet her in episode 2, she's running through sewers, from goons dressed in black; it's grimy and grim. and then all of her recent memories are done in these childlike pastel, almost crayon-y sketches. because what isha saw was jinx covering a dark and grim world in colours.

and so isha covered her world in colour, too.

because jinx made her world bright.

isha looked at jinx and saw the child in her. she saw powder and she saw jinx. she saw joy and destruction. and that's why jinx gave isha so much hope. isha knew the world was grim and dark - but then she watched jinx, and she learned that you can paint over all that grim darkness with neon blue spray paint.

that's why isha believed in hope. that's why in her final moments - in a scene that is lit dimly and dramatically - she sees nothing but a bright world coloured in pastels.

never underestimate the hope of a child.

[deaddriv]

Translated with permission!!

Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!

Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?

[makenna-made-this]

Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?

Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this

HATSUNE BEAK-U

(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)

[stargirl230]

thanks for the light

I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..

[eydilily]

promises

[notbecauseofvictories]

I don't know how strictly accurate this is, but one of the things I find shocking about watching historical dramas is how many people there are around all the time---according to Madame de... (1953) a well-off French household in the Belle Epoque maintains a workforce of at least 3, and the glittering opera has staff just to open doors. According to Shogun (2024) you can expect a deep bench just to mind your household, and again, people who exist to open doors.

Could people....not open doors in the past? Were doors tricky, before the standardization of hinges? Because otherwise, the wealthy used to pay a whole bunch of people to do it for them in multiple contexts, and I find myself baffled.

[stemmmm]

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

[hinamie]

I don't want to regret the way I lived