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invisible-dragons · 2 months ago
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Black cats actually bring good luck, they're just associated with bad luck because they seek out people who need their help
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crow-posting · 2 years ago
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headcanon:
Last City lingo
(aka what would they say besides "oh Light" and "by the Traveler"?)
"Zavala's beard!" (a joke phrase started by Hunters but currently popular with Titans)
"Traveler's shards!" (an exclamation of surprise or dismay)
"Lucy in the Sky" (one of the more colorful nicknames for the Traveler)
"an armory of Titans" / "a flock of Warlocks" / "a gaggle [or clutter] of Hunters" (joke phrases to refer to groups of Guardians)
"a Queen's errand" (aka an unwanted task)
"as hardy as a pigeon" (aka someone or something that is surprisingly resilient)
"space-brained" (aka "air-headed"; sometimes considered a counter to "dust-hearted")
"turning glimmer into [exotic] engrams" (aka "turning straw into gold")
"I swear by my rivets." (Exos' version of "I swear on my life")
"I swear on the Wall." (aka a declaration of truthfulness and/or commitment)
"The Wall is made of many bricks." (aka "there is strength in numbers")
"You can't fly for two factions." (aka "you can't serve two masters")
"You can take a Hunter to the Cryptarchy but you can't make them read." (aka "you can lead a horse to water...")
"May you always have a sharp knife." (a sentiment of well-wishes between Hunters)
• "May you always have a Crow's blade" is a common alternate used by Awoken Hunters
"May the Traveler bless your days and brighten your ways." (a farewell blessing similar to House Light's May the Light provide.)
Daatma ("star soul," an Earthborn term for all Awoken; however younger generations prefer Tulatma, meaning "bridged soul")
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"The Hub" - a commercial center popular with Exos and modified humans
"Rivendell" - an Awoken residential area; non-City Awoken think the name is a nod to Riven, who built the Dreaming City, but it isn't 😉
"Coulior d'Étoiles" - an Awoken neighborhood popular with both City and non-City residents, due to its showcasing of Earthborn culture. also known as the Awoken Quarter.
"The Outskirts" - the partially undeveloped land between the City Walls and the City itself, which was meant to act as a buffer in case of attack. some suburbs (mostly Guardian and Tower personnel housing) began to spread into the Outskirts after the Red War.
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[tagging @subtlybrilliant bc you liked the last one I did. 📝]
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bog-sucker69 · 3 months ago
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my beautiful Arf
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does anyone understand my curse
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foxgenderz · 3 months ago
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happy eat rocks friday
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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The math just adds up!
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kensatou · 4 months ago
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i'll let phie-san say it:
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theeclectickoalastudent · 6 months ago
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"Smut Angels" was a flash in the pan hit in 1958 by the Guernsey Trio, from their first (and only) album, 'Come Play With Me"
I just found out one of my favorite AO3 authors of all time is a fucking neurosurgeon which was surprising initially just because I often forget AO3 writers are real people and not smut angels sent down from the heavens to make us feel alive, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense.
they are a fucking genius so. they just apply that genius to multiple fields.
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777astrology · 2 months ago
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Things about the Signs i made up
Aries Eros have angry arched eyebrows that give off a sexual allure, almost like sexuality competitiveness. Aries rule the brain, may have brain issues such as head posture and may portray their eyebrows at an angle that makes them seem very arched. Maybe accompanied with Large foreheads and Youthful glow.
Aries Eris generation love being chaotic on social media but eventually tune out.
Taurus Moons can be very lazy if they dont get the appropriate time of beauty sleep. It's not even a physical tiredness, its all being emotional stubborn and being angry about sleep. They may have neck discomfort when sleeping. They have loose control over their throat and have low self esteem about singing.
Gemini Lilith will sleep with your partner and act like nothing happened, like Barbra jean on Reba. If they use their hands for friendly physical intimacy, they want to get deeper into your life. They like to hold things for comedic or emotional relief.
Cancer Midheaven have alot of trauma notoriety but people seek them for nurturing, ego boosting. If a Cancer doesnt play the mother role, things around them will go bad. Their breast tend to be on the flabby side and the nipples different colored.
Virgo Suns have Bigger egos than Leo, they take everything so personal and will hold a grudge for months just because you hurt their pride and self worth. They wont let it go until you apologize with a useful or meaningful gift, Very Materialistic, its part of a routine spell.
Virgo Venus are cursed with sensitive digestion. They appreciate friends who carry hand sanitizer or their meal of the day is ruined. In love, they will literally prioritize odor and scents, they will try to hide anything thats natural with fruity or savory scents, they have a delicious image to maintain. They believe they are what they eat.
Libra Risings cannot be trusted with secrets. They have an honesty that seeks improvement but alot of it is also manipulation and spite. Libra risings are very cheeky and lippy. Cameras and Mirrors distort their self perception and rely on physical eyes to tell them the honest truth. They have perky butts with wide hips.
Scorpio Mars are very sexual freaks who just want to be spanked and choked 3 times a week. At first they are nasty, but then the rush dies down, and seeks emotional intimacy instead. They have very perceptive eyes that can easily bring up flaws and start arguments just for the sake of bullying. They prefer natural hairiness and are open to the feminism take on acceptance of female body hair.
Scorpio Pluto generation are glued to devices. They need to have a screen eating in the morning. At work or during school. in the afternoon, and right before bedtime. Later generations are on to this bad habit and are trying to devoid themselves from it. These people love information, especially underground knowledge. This generation was full of liars and snitches, these people are not afraid to start a stab or stab back, you cannot tame a scorpion.
Sagittarius Jupiter are always sacrificing their time or funds on other people who seem very desperate. They have a higher voice always telling them do whats generous. They can have a hard time accepting help or handouts from others. They tend to have toned or slender thighs that make them appear taller than they really are.
Capricorn Uranus generation love to rock and roll with sex and drugs but may face mental problems later on. They usually have really shiney hair with a halo effect and they like medium length finger nails. Men may be rebellious about their fingernails when little. This generation is high into changing their looks like contours and toners, they get tired of seeing the same old dead look. This generation is also very acne/wrinkle/age self conscious and skin health aware.
Capricorn Neptune generation have weird sleeping patterns if they can't give up coffee. They love white noise especially fans. These individuals have a high expectation for winter because they love sleeping in the cold. They have a fond for spices, fungi and herbs that help them calm their body and mind. This generation praying routine significantly drops when the next one started.
Pisces Saturn are very strict because they dont know what they are doing. They will always over achieve and never feel good enough. They doubt their healing skills but know its somewhere in them, they just like to avoid it or anything mystical for the fear of becoming delusional and homeless. These native's feet may have sexual reactions such as toe curling like a lip bite. This specific sign is known for having frequent nightmares as they later progress in life and are advised to meditate on blessings and protections.
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deaddriv · 3 months ago
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Translated with permission!!
Here's the author's Twitter (achu_0u0) and the original post!
Note from author: Wouldn't it be hard for half-foots to go to the movie theater?
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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago
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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..
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makenna-made-this · 2 months ago
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Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?
Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this
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HATSUNE BEAK-U
(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)
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stargirl230 · 10 months ago
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thanks for the light
I was just trying to figure out how procreate works but then the op brainworms got to me and 35 hours later here we are! can you tell I miss home-cooked meals :')
(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)
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yourangle-yuordevil · 11 months ago
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That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus
VS.
Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times
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notbecauseofvictories · 6 months ago
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I don't know how strictly accurate this is, but one of the things I find shocking about watching historical dramas is how many people there are around all the time---according to Madame de... (1953) a well-off French household in the Belle Epoque maintains a workforce of at least 3, and the glittering opera has staff just to open doors. According to Shogun (2024) you can expect a deep bench just to mind your household, and again, people who exist to open doors.
Could people....not open doors in the past? Were doors tricky, before the standardization of hinges? Because otherwise, the wealthy used to pay a whole bunch of people to do it for them in multiple contexts, and I find myself baffled.
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hinamie · 4 months ago
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I don't want to regret the way I lived
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talaricula · 11 months ago
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Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :
Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources
Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)
Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women
Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women
Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)
Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)
Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community
Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS
Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough
Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media
Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards
Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories
Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")
And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue
Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)
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