#things I have said

[pumpkinupsidedowncake]

Arthur after unleashing the darkness that has haunted this house for centuries: (horrified stuttering)

The newly unleashed ultra nightmare paralysis demon: omg ty bestfriend!! haha anyways gotta go bathe the land of dreams in the crimson lifeblood of my victims :) ilysm ttyl <3<3<3

[artemis-lynn]

Newsies as things my friends and I have said: Part 1

Race, trying to convince Davey to confess his feelings to Jack:

In the words of my great great something grandpa..."You do or you do not. There is no try."

Davey: Wha-

Race: Shut up, Yoda's my grandpa. That's why I'm special as frick, go with it.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Tony: Dear past me, you’re a selfish little shit. You know that?

[tt40art]

The paradox of Homestuck is that everything both is and is not a so-called “Homestuck joke.” In this essay, I posit that the nature of modern communication is such that something as simple as falling down the stairs or even using shaving cream can be misconstrued as a “Homestuck joke.”

[tonysiron]

im just a guy standing in a room surrounded by my national geographic magazines and holding my cancerous garfield mcdonalds cup

[shrimp-scout]

(at the pickleball courts)

(my pickleball partner accidentally hits a shot over the fence, into the skatepark next door)

Partner and my opponents start requesting help

Me: We got a runner!

Skater dude: I got it!

Dude's friends: (cheering him on)

Skater dude: (throws the ball to us, but it makes it nowhere near the fence)

Me: WEAK ARMS.

Everyone on both sides: (ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOSE IT)

[isayweirdshitandsodomyfriends]

Top 5 quotes of the day:

"My brain isn't working- well, actually, it is, just not in the right direction." "Are you dumb??? Pizza Hut does not sell pork fried rice!!!!!" "You can't hibernate on an empty stomach; that's called dying." "It wasn't a Mormon, it was a Jehovah's witness. ...They're tastier." "It's like my dad always told me..." *excruciatingly long pause* "'You're a disappointment.'"

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[podcastwizard]

this is what being twenty five is like btw

[pumpkinupsidedowncake]

Fellas is it gay to represent two halves of an abstract concept, each defined by and nigh meaningless without the other?

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[pangur-and-grim]

I updated the breeder on what's been happening, and she called Belphie out for being bald

[iamanartichoke]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -

I am fine with "the audience" -

downloading my fics

printing my fics

copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics

sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3

making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss

doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc

I am not fine with "the audience"

doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity

feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever

Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.

Enjoy the fandom things.

[bisexualpercyjacksons]

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