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[panwati]

tfln!

SEND ‘TFLN’ FOR A TEXT STARTER USING A TEXT FROM TEXT FROM LAST NIGHT’S RANDOM GENERATOR.

[text] You figure out which one you wanna sleep with & I'll sleep with the other one. Problem solved.

[corvisque]

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it is a question asked from idle curiosity, and even zevran himself does not know where it comes from. the drink, perhaps. he, too, is drunk, though not nearly so much as his fellow thief. much better at pacing himself, he is.

he only watches quietly the emotions that flit across titus ram's face. so easy to read. too easy. dangerously so. zevran finds himself slipping back into old ways of thinking -- titus would be a marvelous target, the kind zevran appreciated most. almost too pretty and too fun to kill.

the fact that titus is telling him that he does not regret having zevran in his life makes these thoughts curdle in his gut. he knows better than to assume his friend is lying. he never would.

"Please. How would you hurt me? I do not hurt easily, you know this." it is easy to wave off the concern, the way the other blonde is looking at him is making him feel something he does not wish to feel. he lowers his eyes to his own glass, half empty.

"But perhaps you are right. Imagine we did. What then?" he is quieter, asking this question, as if he does not truly wish to know the answer.

[softspokenlibrarian]

@thiefguild [continued from here]

"Oh, to be honest, it's my pleasure to be reading to someone again. At least in the library I worked in at home I used to host events where anyone could listen in to one of our staff telling a story of their choice. Children aren't the only ones who enjoy being read to, as it turns out."

It's not a jab at TItus or anything, but rather an observation on Ambrose's part as he shuts the book to set it aside. While Ambrose had some social anxiety, miraculously reading to crowds of people simply felt different to him and he could let go of any nerves or shyness he felt. With a friend, it was even easier since he was with someone he trusted.

"If you wanted to do something like this again, I wouldn't object, of course. But you know, if you're interested in more stories in your down time you can rent audio books too? They're convenient if you can't read for any reason, since it makes them more accessible to more people... Ah, sorry, my work persona seems to be slipping out. Um, still though, it's nothing to be embarrassed over. I'm sure you'd do your best."

[toadstoolism]

@thiefguild

There are a few treats on her plate already, but what's one more? Just one, she'll tell herself, not wanting to overindulge and get too full too quickly. Currently she peruses the selection of cookies alongside another guest, stalled by indecision as well as admiration for how cute a display they make. All of the food does, really.

"Hum... Should I have chocolate chip or sugar? Or peanut butter...?"

(...When the hostess suggested they ask questions when striking a conversation with someone new, that wasn't quite what Peach had in mind.)

This man seems to be in good spirits, though, so she gets a bit playful with it.

"If you answer well, I promise I'll come up with a better question."

[darkenforcer]

hc + 🐈

THEMATIC HEADCANONS || accepting !

🐈 for a pet/animal-themed headcanon

when yuri was really young, he earned quite the reputation for smuggling frogs and snakes into his orphanage. he'd eventually lose track of them, of course, and they always managed to hop-slash-slither right into his unsuspecting caretakers, often resulting in, uh... fainting. lots of fainting.

yuri actually had to be put on a river ban until he promised to stop catching the darn things! it didn't work.

[isolaradiale]

hi there! without a prior reserve, i'd like to app titus ram from sennen meikyuu no nana ouji! app is under /app or on the sidebar

Welcome to scenic Isola Radiale, Titus!

You'll be housed in CONDO 424.

You'll be given a wooden knife.

-- mod altair.

[kleinstar]

" Ehe! Don't worry I'll be right on my toes - real careful and all! "

Eiden doesn't take long to pick his responding card. And the one after that.... or after that. When at some point he ends up in a tight spot but casually swiping and switching one from the pile when the other isn't looking gets him out of it.

And so he climbs back up with relative ease.

" Hehee, got my ch---caaardgame skills pretty honed so don't be mad but... "

" That's an UNO baby! "

"Gah..." right off the bat, Titus has to grab a few cards from the middle, having no matches in his current hand. he's not sure what he expected-- he was notoriously not great at card games. finally, he slaps down a red three. "Don't get too comfy..."

[psychiclounge]

novelty/bizarre/experimental thief fms & demos

you decide what i mean by that title. some of these you will likely enjoy, a few you may already know. several of these you're probably going to find unfun, boring, frustrating, etc… and depending on your grievance, i probably agree, but something about them fascinated me still & that's why they're here. i love weird shit made by strangers on the internet. my most subjective rec list yet, this one is for meeee. sorted alphabetically to not give away what my favorites are lmao. some of these aren’t available for download on thiefguild, if it links to komag instead just ctrl+f for the name of the mission

tdp/gold:

the baron’s provisions

fps demo

thief: brainchild (photosensitivity: strobing/flickering lights in a few rooms)

tma:

4th planet

a nice game of chess

the acid trip

doom

dreamslide (photosensitivity: strobing lights throughout)

fables of the penitent thief

five nights at dayport

ganbatte thief-san

the good samaritan

the harlequin

incubus

jetpack demo (link is to a youtube video, download link in description)

journey into the underdark

kill factory 1

kill factory 2: escape from the planet of the robots

kill factory 3: strain 7 demo

masque of the red death

melancholy in porto

night’s recourse

nvgizmos

one man's trash

ten little taffers

the sun within and the sun without (make sure you poke around in the files)

thief 2 ctf

to the end with nothing

umbelina

upside down

extra links:

thief fm walkthroughs

darkhook for cheatengine (turn off ai player awareness, turn off collision, fly mode, super speed... some of these are not very fun to play as intended)

[desirend]

last day of vacation + long travel day back home, so i'll hopefully get back on track with replies and starters tomorrow! (in between copious amounts of school work, of course...). applies to @thiefguild too!

[schleckermaul]

𝙥𝙝𝙮𝙨𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙙𝙚𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙨! (〇o〇；) — by @thiefguild

what is their body language like when they are stressed? do they try and hide the fact that they are stressed? how do they recover from said stress?

break doesn't get stressed a whole lot, because he's fairly paranoid and prepared for most anything, whether that's physically or mentally. there's two ways he would truly get stressed enough to show it externally: one is through vulnerability, the other is by being unprepared for something.

vulnerability meaning emotional vulnerability. consider him being stressed because sharon wants him to admit to feeling bad, and he'd really rather not do that. people making asks of vulnerability of him is stressful, depending on who it is, and most of the time, his initial reaction will be to laugh it off. to joke a little more, to laugh a little harder. usually adds in a little dig at the other person to get them to back off. this dig can become larger if they keep bothering him. it's the textbook definition of deflecting and hiding away.

and being unprepared for something just makes him angry. he's angry at himself so he directs that at pretty much everybody else. a lot of the time that shows itself in aggression, violence. it's his go-to solution because it's unfortunately often fruitful. he's also got a fantastic frown that he rarely ever shows, but gosh is it pretty. once he gets stressed about this type of stuff, he doesn't bother hiding it anymore, goes all in fairly quickly.

[kujoutengu]

@thiefguild​

Nathaniel looked down at the clay pot that was placed into his hands. After a rather elaborate body scan, one of the white robbed workers handed him a pot, saying that the flower that would best suit him was planted and waiting to bloom. Apparently he was allowed to keep the plant, though he was not one for taking care of them.

“...whatever am I going to do with this?” He asked aloud, his gaze remaining on the pot in his hands.

[panwati]

you were the sunshine of my lifetime

@thiefguild

It's all kinds of freezing out, which wouldn't be a problem (just an annoyance, but complaining don't much help in the long run) if it weren't for the fact that she'd shown up dressed for mid-summer. Clothes are the first order of business, then food, then... whatever else she needs to do. Find a job, maybe? Probably. But clothes are definitely first, because no way she's going to be able to get anything else done if she's frozen to death.

Which is how she finds herself in the clothing section of a store, rifling through thermals and scrunching her nose at the color selection, when she spots The Blond. Said blond is perusing a nearby counter covered in jewelry, and wows the salesperson that comes to 'help' him with... something. She's not sure, she can't really hear- but she can see that while he's gesturing with one hand, he's subtly pocketing things with the other. When he finally pushes away with a jaunty wave, she's sure he's snagged at least seven different things. Partway done with her shopping, she debates on what to do, morality warring with how out of sorts she is in her given situation.

In the end though, it's not morality that wins out, it's the desire to help people.

Now, let it not be said that Amrita's all that keen on capitalism. But she's definitely not keen on the cops, which might be en-route given that The Blond doesn't seem to consider the concept of security cameras. And really, jewelry is such a questionable industry that it's not something she wants to see someone get hauled off for taking advantage of. So, thermal leggings slung over her arm, she strides over decisively, scuffing her boots a bit to give some indication she's coming up behind him. He turns when she taps on his shoulder, and a problem occurs- that is, he's very, very pretty and she's very, very distracted because he seems familiar but she'd definitely remember a face like that.

Especially the eye patch.

Fortunately, her brain's temporary short-circuit doesn't last long, and she leans forward, bringing a hand up beside her cheek to hide her lips just in case.

"Y' might wanna empty your pockets 'fore they call security, hon. Pretty sure there's at least three cameras in th' jewelry section, so someone's prolly spotted ya." Shifting the clothes in her arm, she points to said cameras- the ones she can see, at least- with a single, dark-nailed finger.

"Dunno how big they are on th' cops 'round here, but I'd hate t' see ya get in trouble over stuff that's prolly only even gold-plated."

[softspokenlibrarian]

@thiefguild [continued from here]

Ambrose is a little used to being stared at but he’s not so used to people being nervous of him yet. While it isn’t the first time someone was wary of him it still takes a little getting used to.

And admittedly his cheeks are a bit red, flustered from embarrassment at blurting out his thoughts before he could consider his words more carefully.

“I don’t mean any harm, though, honest.” He says quietly, almost nervous in tone himself. He wishes he could do more to make people feel more at ease when they realize his horns are real but really all he can do is try to reassure them, right? “I didn’t mean to startle you either. So… sor-sorry for that.”

[toadstoolism]

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

❥ tumblr text post prompts

If that's how he chooses to describe himself, at least he's got a positive spin on it? "Now now, I'm sure there are much better highlights. Positivity and confidence right off the bat, for sure!"

[mediumofthestars]

✯@Panwati, @Mischiefreagent, @Thiefguild: Turnabout Volleyball (Event)

@panwati > @mischiefreagent > @thiefguild

✯ “Welcome, spectators of all ages! It’s time to start yet another round of the EXTREME Sunset Volleyball Tournament!! Brought to you by our beloved City Hall. May our city shine like the stars!”

✯ The crowd cheers and whistles, as the announcer energetically gets into position to continue. “Today we have once again a set of novices to this tournament, but don’t understimate them for that, folks! You never know what sort of baggage they may carry on them.”

✯ “Without further ado, let’s call for our participants! On the right side of the court, send your cheers to this brunette bombshell potential - Fey and Laufeyson!!”

✯ “Thank you, thank you!” Maya waves at the audience like a happy child. Truth be told, she isn’t that experient with volleyball, much less one involving super powers. But hey! Should be fun doing this at least once in her life. Plus, her volley bikini is pretty cool.

✯ “And on the left side, please greet the lovebirds - Nehra and Ram!!”

[tofrost]

            -----CLUNK!!

     An empty water bottle just knocked her over.