#theyre two new ones i'll def go back to

[lordsardine]

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Yknow I've been watching the movie she's the man and I'm thinking

Obviously an au, but here's my thoughts

It's about to be the start of the school's first semester and Enid has an older brother who has a passion for singing

He has the chance to go on a tour with his friends but he can't just leave his school like that

So he has the brilliant idea to ask Enid to step in for him. Literally. Like full on crossdress.

Enid, who attends a special school for special werewolves (plot hole and an online school) has finished her course work for the next two months and is currently just crotcheting shit in boredom. She hasn't gotten much reasons to be out the house because well, her condition is low key kinda volatile

She can't shift, but intense emotions makes her pop a wolf attribute or two

The fam are generally better here, while they think wolfing out would fix Enid's condition, theyre more concerned and focus on coddling her

Enid, who knows their ways of dressing is absolutely different and that she'll get caught immedietely: are you serious??

Brother: I'll buy you first seat tickets to that one Taylor swift concert that's arriving around the time I get back

Enid with nothing else to do and alot of free time: SOLD and make it two

Brother: wha- fine!

Enid: you're also going to explain it to mom and dad

Brother: NO-

Esther and Murray aren't pleased but they're generally more concerned over Enid.

It took a bit, alot of convincing because this would be the longest Enid would be out the house but they agreed. The reason that it'd be good for Enid to socialize and talk to people her age convincing them that a new environment might help her wolf out

Anyways, for this au we gonna end up messing up Enid's design :(

her brothers hair looks alot more dirty blond so if I ever draw this, it'd look like that. And actually draw short hair Enid! Woo

Also I wasn't wrong abt the wolf features so she usually has some sort of side burns bc she's just genuinely really happy to be out the house and being about

She also probably rooms with Ajax, much to her horror bc fuck she's rooming with a guy!? But then she remembers that she roomed with her brothers, it's not that different

Enjax bromance happens, he's usually to high to notice and they're vibing

Then Enid has to partner up with the ever so infamous wednesday Addams for biology

Wednesday here is rather known in nevermore as the silent ice queen. Studious, cold and uncaring. She's there to get her things done and gtfo, no friends needed

But then her attention gets caught at the rather squeamish werewolf of a partner. Most men who talk to her usually had two types, business or annoying. The annoying were the ones that try to court her, acting all tough and that they can handle her. I can fix her! Is a phrase that gets tossed around. It all crumbles the moment they realize that threats she make, the lines she is willing to cross and the things she keep in her room weren't simply lies.

Yoko can barely handle it and she drank blood. It's not surprising but it is disappointing.

It disgusts her, that false brovado. All fake and lies. The promises they can't even keep. How can they even be a partner, let alone a good husband if there was no faith?

Atleast she can deal with business, those were the ones she can tolerate the most. They were there to do their work and only bother her when necessary.

Enid Sinclair (we gotta work on a boy name or smth) was.. Interesting. He would be situated in business, if he didn't seem to always be right where she was most of the time.

In the library (Enid's eyes got overstimulated walking outside so she took a break

Or she does extra online school work there bc it's a good area to focus in, Wednesday Def wonders why tf she taking advanced insert subject name)

The greenhouse (the smell is reminiscent of her room back home, she takes care of alot of plants and she hopes that her mother is taking care of them)

Outside in the dark (enid has all this freedom so you bet she's doing all sorts of kinda reckless things. Like staying up late, running around the campus at night and maybe buying some food from Jericho at like 3 am)

Fencing of all places (reason explained later on the post but Wednesday is wondering how such a stick thin boy is handling himself OK)

But what frustrates her the most is how unapologetically a pussy he is. Like this boy isn't afraid to scrunch his noise and lean far away from the carcass they have to dissect. Then he inches closer and tries it with an obviously green ass face bc he needs to do it for the grade.

Not to impress her but for school

The courage is admirable

And well, can you blame her for wondering what's up with the guy that always says hi whenever they pass by each other after their first class together? Not alot of people are willing to interact with her other than the usual brisk acknowledgement between her and yoko

There's Bianca but they're rivals so it doesn't count

Enid? He'd be walking with his pack of stoners and still say hi if he passes by. Gives a thumbs up if he ever sees her looking and mentions that he saw this flower and that it reminded him of her

It was weird

It was.. Nice

(oh no)

Enid on her side is hyped as FUCK. she's finally out of the house so she has freedom to do some reckless shit

So you bet she signs up for the fencing club bc rough housing? Her parents didn't let her do that!

Gets her ass beat by yoko

Asks for a rematch

Still gets her ass beat

It's only when she's lowkey bruised and her body is sore does Yoko come over and ask if she's good

Enid laughs and accepts the hand given. "never been better!" bc that burn in her muscles? Addicting and so friendship is born

Bianca and Wednesday watching from the side

Bianca: did ur roomie awaken something in him?? Bc this is just masochistic

Wednesday, admiring how sisyphus-esque the whole situation was: no he's always been weird

Anyways that's it, there's definitely a moment where yoko is going into the bathroom and Enid nearly follows her in out of habit

Enid definitely is alot touchier here as well. Always gotta have an arm around someone's shoulder and a hand on someone's back.

Wenclair happens eventually!

[petrichorium]

hiiii pluvi, nyla here! for your one piece and hq selfships: 💞, 📝, 🌦️ aaaaand 💌! thanks in advance! i'll have fun answering your asks too uwu

📝: How would your story in canon go? How would you influence the events of the original story?

Shanks — as of rn i dont influence the story tbh...... we'll have to re-address this in a decade when we get more red-haired pirates and after shanks dies KJHSDFJKHB but for now im just kinda lingering whenever theres rhp moments. my first appearance is the luffy wanted poster scene and i make a lil comment to mihawk (smthn like "always lovely to see you hawk-eyes" yk ambiguous enough), then im in the bg during the bit where rockstar calls shanks, im missing during marineford and then i show up during whitebeard/ace's funeral and im consistently w the red-haired pirates from then on. during the wano bit i finally get another line agreeing w lime juice after he mentions barto, then a passing goodbye to marco. im shown towards the side of the bar scene in elbaf reading a book and then im in the big wide-shot as theyre approaching the red force; the one "big" change is that im the one who hands the info on kidd off to shanks (bc that is Technically my official job as communications officer) and hongo and i have a tiny exchange. oda also talks abt me a bit in an sbs, he says im the only officer who hasnt met luffy and mentions im from a new world island, n says i joined the crew five yrs prior to the present

Kuroo — another one where i have minimal impact on the canon LOL but he and i r coworkers to lovers soooooo i only show up at the very end!!! i think im a recurring character in the final timeskip match chapters, i appear four or five times w the final time being w kuroo's appearance and described as his colleague. maybe later on theres an extra sketch of us grabbing a drink in our work uniforms and it sparks hella shippers

💞: Aside from with your f/o, who else would you commonly be shipped with? Why?

Shanks — i think any of the other red-haired officers is common but lime juice is the go-to for me simply bc of that one interaction in wano LMFAOOOOOOOO and then hongo later on for the elbaf interaction pfft. beckman is also a regular name in a "pair the spares" sense but icl i dont think hes ever spoken to me in canon (simply bc i do not have much screentime) & mihawk is also Somewhat up there again be of my one line. OH AND MARCO..... i think when he leaves the ship after wano he passes me and does an ambiguous hug/hand to the arm thing that has ppl like wtf was that 🫣

Kuroo — i think kenma bc im shown in the bg of a few of his shots!!! and i think theres a panel or two of me interacting w ushijima so theres a few instances of that...... theres like one super dedicated crackshipper of me and iwa LOL

🌦️: Would you be accompanied by mostly fluff or angst fanfics? Both? Explain why.

Shanks — ohhhh a mix.... i think whenever im involved its either relatively low-key fluff or a super in-depth character deep-dive. im often used as a catalyst for mishanks or shuggy or any manner of other m/m ships tho which means ig its angst for shuvi 😔

Kuroo — def fluff, but also a bit of angst. in a similar light a lot of fics im in have me being a catalyst specifically for kuroken, and there r probs just as many poly fics as there are of just me n kuroo, but by n large the Actual shipfics are cutesy work romance vibes

💌: How would your dynamic be portrayed? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?

Shanks — honestly the dynamic is varying bc theres just not much content of me or us interacting as of yet, just the tiniest bit of banter and then a very professional back n forth. shanks tends to be portrayed as Down Bad in ships so i think that is accurate, but i do think people generally overemphasize the captain/subordinate thing and a lot of the nuance wrt the nature of my joining the crew is not considered fully until my full backstory is discussed

Kuroo — sjhdfusbfv fuckboy kuroo my beloathed....... but i feel its not That bad. idk our dynamic is soooo Normal obvi its a v subtle ship/only vaguely hinted at so the specifics of our strangers-to-friends-to-lovers slow burn is not known,,,,,, i think generally the dynamic is far faster and not drawn out in fanon. people focus more on the working together, boss/secretary vibe (when i rlly quit my job right as we get together rip) and write us as having a very nuclear family i think.

send in some selfship questions!

[gor3-hound]

this ones lengthy i fear.. bear w me.. (◞‸◟")

…married!ada & married!leon (damnation methinks) on the verge of divorcing, marriage CRUMBLING! ada’s always been distant, & leon’s drinking away his sorrows. theyre just coexisting nowadays, all can see the tension! going to a small cafe to escape leon’s bitching, have time to herself—ada meets barista!reader; clumsy, dumb college girl just tryna get by.. adas got 0 shame in bluntly flirting to see reader’s face go bright red—rlly reminds ada of when leon was younger & cuter & wasn’t begging to have a family yet :/ …visiting often, ada slowly coaxes reader into a sexual relationship w her, telling reader tht she def isnt married!!! reader believes her bc ada’s soo trustworthy!!!.... & bc she’s ada, ofc she’s gonna fuck reader right in her & leon’s shared bed! the risk of getting caught makes ada cum faster than leon could ever get her to! 0 strings attached, great orgasms, an obedient toy?? ada’s sold<3

leon’s getting suspicious, ada seems less pissy nowadays! so he decides to follow ada when he isn’t on a mission—to a cafe?? watching from outside,, she’s just talking w the barista? he’s so silly; ada just made a new friend!! ada wouldn’t mind if he got to know her new friend too right?.. when ada leaves, leon enters & does exactly that! readers so impressionable; so cute & young, it makes his dick twitch! & he hasn’t been touched in sooo long, wants a kid but his bitch wife doesnt... mfs traumadumping on poor reader til she lets him fuck her stupid bc she’s so kind! she makes leon forget his failing marriage! he comes back for more instead of going to a bar in his free time now, trying to make her a mommy<3

ada & leon r unaware tht theyre cheating on each other w the same girl… til leon does catch ada scissoring some girl!! doesn’t take him long to recognize reader, & says her name in confusion!! all 3 freeze, but ada & leon connect the dots. pissed at each other, they try to outdo 1 another by seeing who can make reader cum the quickest. reader becomes the glue & stress reliever in their relationship when she’s just tryna go back to being a normal barista... & it doesn’t seem like either r gonna let her leave anytime soon—not when leons trying to fuck a baby into her & ada just wants an outlet from her marriage </3

gulp.. my longest thought by far.. but a little treat for u<3

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A TREAT IS RIGHT LIKE... good lord you need to write fics bcs these ideas are insane... better than anything i could cook up i fear...

AND HSNHGHH IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE BREEDING GOOD LORD !! leon tryna get reader pregnant driving me insane... ada the loml too omg slap me between those two and i'll simply pass away on the spot.

the idea of them keeping reader around as their personal little stress reliever ahahahahaha... i'm not okay... they both end up lowkey liking reader more than their spouse and everyone is just standing around like:

[dangerousalpacas]

HELLO my name is Thalia and I've been casually making trend predictions on fashion and music for the past couple years, and I'm tired of being correct and having no record to show for it. I predicted the y2k resurgence two years ago and no one believes me.

So, here's my trend predictions for the next six months to a year-ish. (this means that over the course of the next 6-12 months, I think these things will gain steam, not that they will be popular for the next 6-12 months. )

What I think will be new fashion trends in mainstream culture:

Theme: early 2010s

low rise skinny jeans (I know I'm sorry)

Tank tops, specifically camis. Bonus points if they have the lace on the top, even more bonus points if they're a vibrant color.

Layered bracelets. Not charm bracelets, per se, but they can have charms on them. I think people are gonna wear a whole bunch.

Messy, full coverage makeup. I think that this'll push away from the already fading "clean girl" aesthetic, and be almost feminist at first as it toys with pushing away from the male gaze ("you look so much better with all that makeup" you voted to take away my rights shut the fuck up)

Twee moment. I don't know if theyre actually gonna call it twee, but the same vibe. There was a small resurgence about a year ago, but I think this time it'll evolve with the fashion naturally. Square, boxy glasses, earth tone floral skater dresses (that might be too specific but im going with it), messy curly buns, and I think they're gonna work in the already popular grandpa sweaters. Might be a cardigan+tanktop as well.

Shorts with tights, but that'll be more like "edgy"

Mainstream alternative fashion will be more casual and palatable. So, not like the "emocore" event that happened in 2020, more like "5 seconds of summer" or early Halsey

Things that I think will fall out of fashion:

Themes: y2k, "afflictioncore", clean girl, high glam (not as it relates to drag or performance, but more like Kardashian)

baggy pants ( :( )

chunky shoes ( :( )

The graphic tshirts are gonna stay, but I think the style is gonna change. Im honestly am not sure how yet, I'll update if I figure it out, but I think the graphic tshirt is too new in popularity to fall off completely, but I think people are gonna get sick of the skull and wing motifs that are popular right now pretty fast. I definitely think that alt culture is gonna have a spike in the "old design" of metalcore/emo tshirts, with the bright graphics, though.

Kandi, kinda. I think it's gonna stay popular in certain subcultures, but will be replaced by rubber bracelets in others. Rubber bracelets are DEFINITELY gonna come back (if not that is a massive missed market).

I think clean girl is gonna push more into a granola vibe. It's gonna keep the same "simplistic" motifs, but because the messy, bright colors are gonna start taking the wheel in major culture, it's gonna migrate.

As America gets more poor, less and less people are going to be able to afford luxury items, so I think the popularity of luxury brands is gonna shoot down. I'm not 100% sure how this is gonna translate, but I think trends based on super rich celebrities like the Kardashians will fall off, as it becomes unachievable. With this, the general populous might romanticize drugstore makeup and more accessible fashion (like jeans and a tshirt).

Visual media predictions:

unserious superhero movies (as if they have a choice)

The fall of romantasy. I think people are gonna get sick of it soon enough. The tropes are getting overhashed, and the plots are predictable. I've seen a lot of people start turning against it.

2d animation (that might be 2+ years but I def see it making a comeback soon)

Weekly release episodes

Music predictions (mainly alt music):

I think pop is gonna keep taking the wheel, and alternative genres are going to start being "true counterculture". "Gateway" genres, or genres that help people get into alt music are going to be more successful, and already alt people will start rediscovering older genres. (Example: post hardcore making a modern comeback. This would NOT surprise me, as a lot of alt people are already talking about them more.)

In the next year or two, I think we're gonna start seeing a more strict divide between folk and country. Modern country may get less popular, and folk will be more grassroots with leftist themes. Genres like indie folk will start having heavier political themes, and we might see some folk punk bands gaining more widespread popularity.

I think the potential of a MCR album will be extremely pivotal to alternative music. If they release an album that is similar to their old sound (like they don't pull a Mania and just have it be a completely different genre), I think a LOT of grassroots emo/pop punk bands are gonna come out of the woodwork.

Some bands I'm watching bc I think they might make a comeback/become more popular: Sincere Engineer, Fall of Troy, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, AFI, Chiodos (heavy on Chiodos), Sleeping with Sirens(?)

On that, I think poetic lyrics are gonna be really big in a band's success. So not lyrics like "fuck him i hate him" but more like "If i was a god I would have snapped my fingers to make him exactly what he was to me; nothing" (that was a big appeal in early pop punk and emo, like "I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me the same way I think of you"? come on man)

ANYWAY if you have critiques or anything to add go for it

[midnightmisadventures]

Hi everyone im on tour

Did somebody say new beginning? lmaooo

Im so lucky and blessed. Currently staying in my own room in an airbnb in nashville with a bunch of people who want do what i do.

Its really so cool. Trying to take it all in

But alas....ive been so busy i havent been giving dream updates, and lemme tell you theyre INSANE

One i had erikka was asking me whats Liams sisters name? and i was like lmao which one. And to narrow it down, i was like hair color? and she said brown and i was like okay brings it to two. And then she explained some post??? And i was like okay okay its def *******

Last night Liam and i were in that dormy collegey white coursey dreamscape and we had like a minor minor disagreement? so small but went back and forth for a sec but stopped so it wouldnt escalate and we were in front of ppl. So then we split off and he texted me "hey can we talk" and it was like under the guise of talking about the little disagreement but i knew that, it would mean we were finally having our deep conversation. Like this is it.

So....im not sure actually but sometime after that or during, i saw him, by elevators and i wasnt wearing pants. And we were talking about where to meet, cause we wanted to be away from people and have a place to sit down and get into it. So we picked the place and we were about to go but i was like "uh can i put on pants first" and he was like yea lmaoo

So then i went to room, i even think we rode the elevator together which is ICONIC. But i remember it feeling awkward, nervous and flightly because we both knew the conversation we were gonna have. So even though we had positive feelings towards eachother we were silent. And i could barely look at him. We hadnt seen eachother for a while and it was just so intense. So we rode in silence till i got to my floor and went to my room.

Then in my room i was freaking out like HOLY SHIT ARIELLE WE DID IT. WE'RE FINALLY FUCKING DOING IT ITS HERE, ive never waited longer for something but i still didnt expect this and im so glad he finally initiated it and wooo. its here. So....i was trying to be quick? but doing much more than putting on pants, like i changed completely was doing my hair, singing lights on etc lol. But i finished and starting heading downstairs to meet him

But i remember it was like 248 in the morning but i didnt care cause watevs. So i guess i took long enough getting ready that liam was able to chicken out and he texted me "you know what, dont worry about it, we'll talk tomorrow, its late anyway, i'll have time to smoke b4 we talk and that will be better" listed a bunch of excuses and basically just said tomorrow

And i was like nooooooooooo. pls no plsssss, i dont remember if i sent it but i drafted a text back that was like "no liam please can we do it tonight, im already downstairs, and i feel we've been waiting to talk forever can we just do it tonight"

like my heart was shattered. But then i remember being like....it is late. And whats just one more day, its tomorrow for sure, i can wait one more day

Meanwhile the next day i dont hear from him, i keep checking my phone and i was just like :(

Thats it, but isnt that crazy symbolic. That must be exactly whats going on right now. He keeps psyching himself up then backing out last minute