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Tom Wambsgans finally made me feel something.
TOM & SHIV on Succession 4x06 - Living+
#succession#succession spoilers#successionedit#shiv roy#tom wambsgans#tom x shiv#tomshiv#sarah snook#matthew macfadyen#*#wanted to gif all their scenes so bad so i ended up with this#faildivorce let's GO#theyre so deranged i love them
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I have a lot of leftover drawings in my gallery. [Blank Scripts AU]
[Content Warning: Images below contain Gore, Death, and Disturbing/Uncomfortable Imagery]
I find it a bit cute knowing they start out as crazy and then slowly settle into something calmer and relatively healthier after learning to adapt to each other's lust-turned-love. [Stanley did it first but hey :3]
#tsp blank scripts au#they love each other [genuinely] theyd rather die if theyre to go without each other by this point#hhmmm I hope the last few images arent too damning#These two go through a lot during the progression of their relationship#and I wanted to showcase that yknow?#theyre demented but theyre just perfect for each other kind of way#lovingly tearing each other apart and rebuilding each other to do it over and over again#repeating this dull process of endings over and over and finding ways to keep themselves entertained#this place was never even meant to be fun#but now that theyve gotten entangled with each other#they cant help but want to play around#even if its just for a little bit?#work can continue later right?#they love each other a little bit too much they actually need to be put in a separate cage#like a spider and a praying mantis#is it painful? yes. is it fun? also yes. do they like doing it only to each other and nobody else? YES.#their psych is genuinely so fun to explore and dissect#I had a lot of fun making these despite how deranged they look#something about them.... it drives both to do things they would never even consider doing to anybody else... but towards each other#you know what i mean? or am i just yapping nonsense again.#horror#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#tsp au#tsp narrator#narrator tsp#stanley tsp#tsp stanley
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a living bolt ⚡
#im kicking my feet and blinking so cutely at u. im deranged#iiiiii ouuhggghh the money id pay to see sebeks UM animated like. full anime cutscene style. itd be so gorgeous#my fx anim skills are SEVERELY lacking in everything outside of basic liquids so i cant do it myself. GRGAGAHH#its okay ill just be so brave and imagine it in my head#i said this on twt but i think its so funny that last week i was like 'maybe silbek isnt my fav sil ship anymore' and then this shit droppe#like. dude theyre in LOVE. i. i just. im fuckign weeping#anyone that thought sebek didnt care abt sil or was j annoyed by him? take it back. u can have backsies so take it back#twst#twisted wonderland#ch 7 spoilers#book 7 spoilers#sebek zigvolt#twst silver#silver vanrouge#weeping#suntails#silsebe#silbek#fuckit im tagging them#also posted to tumblr first. casual occassional reminder that i like yall more <3
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sobbing at how happy they all look
#THEYRE DRENCHING THEIR BOY HEHEHE#but god the way fernando is looking at him is just......insane#i am going to sob i am going to lose it#i love that ive kinda down two preliminary passes on 2011. one with sebson goggles on and then one w vettonso goggles#its just a lot of fun and i feel so crazy about them#fernando and jenson's smiles are going to brainrot me for a while i think#maybe ill post the pics from this specifically bcs theyre just as cute#as c said: this is the ideal wec team tbh(mark can be tp skljldks)#not pictured: when jense comes over and starts pouring it on seb ITS SO CYUTEEEEE#anyways yeah 2011 derangement so its a very typical day on the blog of catie skitskatdacat63#fernando alonso#sebastian vettel#jenson button#sebson#buttonso#vettonso#f1#formula 1#we do a little bit of f1#2011 indian gp
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THEY could give me the surgurey i need (inspired alot by evojellys designs for em. GREAT STUFF)
#THE SUCKENING IS S O COOOOL GUYS VIV N VEX ARE SO FUCKING COOL AND FUNNY... CHARLIES FLAVOR OF DERANGED IS JUST#SO PERFECT FOR THIS CAMPAIGN.. I LOVE HOW HE DOES HORROR AND EVIL AND SCARY AND AAUAUUUGHGHGUUHGHG#their teeht arnt spiked like normal vampires but theyre sharp n smooth like a Beak. in my beautiful heart#ALSO UGHGHGH BIG SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 7 BUT#THAT THING WITH THE MAP. WITH THE DEMONS N VAMPS. THEYRE KEEPING TRACK OF THEM.#'so viv. was that one of mine or one of yours?' IS THIS A PET PROJECT OF THEIRS OR SOMETHING. ARE THEY PULLING MORE STRINGS THAN WE THINK#IS ONE TUGGING AT THE DEMONS AND THE OTHER TUGGING AT THE FANGS? PITTING THEM AGAINST EACHOTHER SO THEY KILL EACHOTHER?#AND THEN ITS EASIER TO TAKE THE BODIES FOR THEIR FUNNY CREATIONS?? IT PROLLY WASNT EASY TO GET SUPPLIES B4 EDWARD CAME INTO POWER#BUT OH MY GOD.. POOR EMIZEL.. THE MEMORY OF HIS CREW WAS TAKEN AND THEN HE WATCHES A BUNCHA THEM GET HORRIBLY DISMATNLED N DISTORTED#HE KNOWS HE CARED FOR THEM AT SOMEPOINT N HE KNOWS THE MEMORIES WERE TAKEN BUT HE JUST. CANT. AUAUUGGUAHGUAHGUAHGUHG#THAT SUCKS SO BAD FOR HIMMM EMIZEEEELL EMIZEL CMERE BABY BOY ILL SMOKE U OUT BOY. GET AWAY FROM THOSE EVIL GUYS I AM BETTER N CAN BE TRUSTE#viv n vex are so cool...theyre fuckin CRAAZYY N SCARYYY BUT ALSO. SO FUNNY... I LOVE A PUNNY JACKASS... 'LOOKS LIKE YOUVE BEEN: DISARMED!'#'IVE MADE THAT JOKE 6 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY EVERYTIME' i gotta draw more of their bullshit...#im already doodling up the 'YOU CAN CALL ME MOMMY!!' bit. i gotta draw more o the monstors n the horrors too... especially emizels sire UGH#I LOVE VILLIAINS THAT ARE SO GENUINELY SCARY BUT SO FUNNY... charlie just does evil ppl like no one else idk what it ISSSS#okayokayoka y im normal im. relistening to the ep n im at the edward part. oh my god. i actually love him. he actually makes my skin crawl#IM DONEthats my rambles for tha day. back into my hole i go. also i have comms open. cmere pspspss i need moneyyy heyyyy cmereeeee#check out my main artblog. GO!!!
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(curtains unveil to find me laying face down on the ground) im normal abt this.
mickey!! i need u to know that literally every single time u elaborate on this au i fall deeper into the pit PSJDJFJ IM …… im jus. obsessed w them. also i am extremely sleepy so this might be a lil incoherent but i wanted to answer this so bad hhh ive been busy but mickey>>>uni fr
ANYWAY ANYWAY
THEIR ROOM. YES . literally exactly how i pictured it hehe the atmosphere is sooo vivid!!! AND ;;;;;;;; im drooling. sorry. im drooling though. SATOSUGU BEING ALL COVERED IN MARKS PJSKSJDK (explodes). yea. and reader being a tease not letting the boys mark them up too much ….. its sooo obvious that they have the control here and its so?!??? my brain is being fried . deep boiled . im in love w vamp!reader. THE LIPSTICK STAINS TOO my greatest weakness……
AND AND AND SUGU!!!!! mickey!sugu how i love u so…… u should feel SO confident abt writing him bc everytime u say anything at all abt his character im just like Yep Yeah Thats Him. a kitty who found his perfect home 😭😭 IM CRYING HES SO…. and him reading on the couch!!! my (other) greatest weakness…. reader playing w his hair I NEED IT SO BAD MICKEY i need to be inbetween them.
AND THEN THE ACTS OF SERVICE TOOOOO hes so caring so doting so devoted :((( aaaa i can rlly imagine him being soso attentive to reader’s tastes like i imagine that theyre a little picky? snobby maybe?? so sugu just makes The perfect cup of coffee tailored to their likes and dislikes and something abt that just makes me want to eat him alive
TYSM FOR ELABORATING ON READER/SUGU their dynamic is so interesting!!!!! . im so relieved that they genuinely do love him and see him as a partner i dunno if my fragile psyche could handle the angst…. BUT reader gosh. i think their character is so interesting …. like just leaving a bunch of new vampires to die i LOVE my characters morally dubious <333 and seeing humans as below them BUT also caring for the maids and butlers??? THATS SO SWEET 🥺🥺
aaaa but sugu’s reaction ….. him being nervous hhhh :(((( he doesnt know what a fucking steal he is im so heartbroken. IM SO GLAD U LIKE THE JEALOUSY IDEA like ….. obv my stsg mindset is like ”sugu is infatuated w gojo and wants to put him in a blender so he can drink him” but i feel like there’d be some tension there …. he rlly is like a loyal housecat that gets hissy bc his owner brought in a new kitty . smh smh.
ALSO UR TAGSSSSSS GOJO W GLASSES GOJO W GLASSES mickey im spinning u around can u feel it. hes perfect. hes so cute. i want to chew at his bones. READER RCALLING HIM GOOD BOY ;;;;;;;; THEY WOULD THEY REALLY WOULD ohhhhh he’d literally be so giddy……. kicking his feet and giggling . (i wonder if sugu would get jealous at this too LMAOO like hes good at hiding it but his eye just . Twitches. bc hes no longer the only good boy in the house . silly man <3)
N THEN FINALLY!! the songs!!!! i KNEW i forgot to do smth when i rbd this last time hhh. BUT ANYWAY i gave them all a good listen and!!!
closer - nine inch nails
u already know i approve of this one but ill say it again ITS SO GOOD IT FITS THE VIBE SO WELL im insane abt it . this song just scratches my brain its soooo <33 my whole existence is flawed // you get me closer to god <- THIS MAKES ME THINK OF SUGU AND READER im soooo obsessed w them mickey. you can have my absence of faith // you can have my everything THIS TOO AUGHHHHH IM . 😵💫😵💫😵💫
im sorry but im literally physically incapable of thinking abt sugu w/o being like yeahhh his devotion borders on worship <33 he sees his love as a kind of Faith <3333 hes so abnormal but also so sweet i just think he’d jump into traffic if reader asked bc his existence is just so wired to tend to their every request
i drink the honey // inside your hive // you are the reason // i stay alive <- THIS ONE TOO im genuinely soooo enamored w them they mean the world to me theyre the only couple ever
glory box - portishead
THIS ONNEEEEEEEE MICKEY 😥😥😥😥😥 ohhhhhh the instrumental the vibes this one is SO vamp!reader its crazy like the elegant rich mysterious vibe …. that murky kind of nostalgia ohhh i am a weak weak individual. i feel like theyd have this playing from a fancy recorder or something its such a powerful song but also so classy yk
keep your eyes peeled - ultra sunn
THIS IS ANOTHER ONE THAT JUST SCRATCHES MY BRAIN… the repetition is so haunting this one is just sooo …. i cant explain it but i can see the vamp!reader and vamp!sugu edits in my head LMAO
tear you apart - she wants revenge
OHHH THIS SONG IS SO GOOD … huge journalist!gojo x vamp!reader vibes….. what she walked in, he froze up, believe it’s the fright // it’s cute in a way, till you cannot speak…. it’s only just a crush, it'll go away // or maybe this is danger and he just don't know… like the danger mixed w the adoration and then the obsession hhhh …. also just the violence bleeding together w the tenderness LIKE
i want to hold you close // soft breasts, beating heart // as i whisper in your ear // i want to fucking tear you apart
yeahhhhhhhhhhh ……
le monde - richard carter
I STARTED SHAKING I FELL TO MY KNESS yeah. yeah. this is the one. the vibes of this one will always gut me it feels like a really dangerous erotically charged waltz it was made for this au i think . i can SO see reader waltzing w their boys btw sugu is so effortlessly good at it but gojo trips over his fucking feet PHSJDBDV (reader thinks its cute though <333)
and then maybe gojo asks sugu to practice w him bc he doesnt wanna embarrass himself yknow ………… sugu’s hand on his waist guiding him, keeping eye contact and the close proximity is making him feel more nervous then he thought it wou (brain shuts off) I LOVE THEM SM MICKEY would love to hear more abt their dynamic in this :3
MICKEY this came to me in a vision and i need to hear ur thoughts but…. for the vamp!geto x human!gojo x vamp!reader au………. 👉👈 mary by alex g. what r we thinking ;;;;; IM JUST.
mary is the girl that i wanna kiss // she’s got big red eyes and big red lips // she’s got big sharp teeth and big fat hips …….. give it to me, baby, i feel good // i wanna feel whatever you think i should ………. AM I GETTING THE VIBES RIGHT ARE THEY THERE…… mary is the girl that leaves you to rot …………. they have consumed me genuinely
HIIIIIIIIIIII ARIII!!!! omg i love that song................ (alex g oughta start paying for my therapy smh) at first i had more darker songs in mind cue closer by nine inch nails and glory box by portishead and keep your eyes peeled by ultra sunn BUTTTTT when i this i immediately thought about their 'morning after' - i can totally see it playing in the background when gojo AND geto are lazing on the massive bed and the reader is getting ready and both of the boys are just staring at them with hearts in their eyes just absolutely awestruck
i think in geto's and reader's relationship the reader takes more of a lead yk they bit sugu anyway too. geto acts tough AND HE DEFINITELY CAN BE TOUGH but when it comes to the reader he can't help but be soft, let them do whatever. "she's the only girl i wanna love" i'm also thinking that reader helped geto out of a bad place with the bite too
with gojo it's definitely the "give it to me, baby, i feel good // i wanna feel whatever you think i should" he's sooooooooooo bewitched for him at first it's so much about the curiosity and the pleasure and the fun of it and he's ready to do whatever the readers wants
"mary is the girl that leaves you to rot" maybe the reader is a bit of a collector? both of the boys wanna impress them so much bc they're a little afraid that they'll leave them behind and find new toys to play with?
#this au is sooooooooooooo#it just makes me so happy i LOVE them all mickey ur a genius . u deserve every award in the world#the crazy thing is im not even rlly a fan of vampires bc im very picky abt my tropes but i LOVE ur vamps to the moon and back :3#theyre so deranged i love them#the throuple of all time <3333#I HOPE UR DOING SO WELL MICKEY hopefully i can start watching the movies next week hehe#tell vamp!reader and the others that i love them <333#mickey !! ✩
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thinking always about the fucking jet set radio sweatshirt xbox avatar also.
now theres no reason to take this seriously at ALL its a fucking buggy xbox avatar award it DOESNT MATTER IT DOESNT MATTER ITS NOT FUCKING REAL. i dont even know if the timeframe would Make Sense or not I DONT KNWO
BUT WHY DID THEY GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO SPECIFY ITS GOJIS. COME ON. ITS GOUJIS SHIRT, SPECIFICALLY? FROM WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER? ENJOYED JET SET RADIO ENOUGH TO WEAR A HOODIE OF IT?
Ohhhhhhh grampa you fucking had the spark of free spirit in your eye as a youth but you were a rich dickhead and everything it stood against andso it rotted out of you leaving a hollow in your heart and you think you can put it back by force by tearing it out of everyone else for you to keep dont you. you are your biggest idol's worst enemy and so you have to prove yourself better at any cost by ripping it out by the roots (<- Mod noname is an insane madman ignore my posts.)
#mod noname#okay so the thing is im a sick fuck who loves characters who are awful and i want to pull them open with a seam ripper#to look at the emptiness inside.#This post is about a character who calls himself DJ BIG GOJI#btw just so we're clear i have gotten this level of sickly insane about other jsr characters#(The things going on in my brain about paradox!yoyo's brain are truly deranged.)#but like theyre in the headcanon ouroboros so idk how much it counts#rokkaku is special because i can gnash my teeth over OFFICIAL scraps of overthinking nothing <3#not yoyo
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Guess what I've been reading
#honestly i thought this book was gonna be way more boring than it actually is#huh#i love them though theyre both so weird and deranged#i just wanted to practice my inking skillz#jane eyre#mr. rochester#jane x rochester#?#is that a tag?#classic books#classic literature#charlotte bronte#my art#original art#traditional illustration
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ive never talked about their dynamic but this is one of the many thoughts i have about them
#ive been having power outages all day help me#my stuff#lisa rpg#bo wyatt#lisa garth#lisa the painful#i imagine hes saying do you liiiiike it :) with a deep yet nerdy voice#ok deranged thoughts time#yes i in fact like them becuz theyre both artists#but heres the thing#theyre both STRUGGLING artists who have a very deep bond with their art which reflects who they are as people#they both also suck at it lol#yet they continue cuz their art is their life pretty much#and i like to think that having another artist buddy would feel nice for them#especially in garths case it's like dude lives pretty much under a rock feels ignored by everyone cares too much about others reactions etc#either it becomes some sorta onesided artist rivalry or he becomes obssesed with the fact that there is another guy in the team#who knows what it's like#he would be all like YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND!!! and bo is just like lol#becuz while he struggles too he doesnt make a big deal out of it doesnt care about being underappreciated#like garth who is A BIG ATTENTION SEEKER#so imagining them hanging out and having this weird artist bond is cool to me#id also include jack cuz they all make an artist team but yknow SIGHHHHH#also i have different thoughts on what does art mean for jack since hes younger#these are definitely not all of my thoughts i am insane about artist characters#and yeah it could be said gart in this post is trying to get bo's attention#through a mix of what bo likes and what garth likes and it's a funny and cute thought to me#lisa ramblings#still love this post#lisa artist team#bogarth
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some bobbles (+ two unfinished things)
#bonk.png#undescribed#exocolonist#i was a teenage exocolonist#iwatec#iwatex#anyway first thing bc its the shortest i dont think sol would actually id as anything n prefer to be unlabeled#bc of like. the timeloop stuff n every life kind of blending together BUT i think it'd be funny as hell if they were aro#n just never became aware of this bc their self reflection skills in regards to shit unrelated to the loop are That Bad#also im aro n like when characters are aro + love it when characters are kind of deranged about their friends#speaking of which madoka au! forever ago i drew the 🤝 meme with sol n homura n now im coming back to that#its not a 1 to 1 au straight up the commonalities begin n end at ''tammy & sol are kind of like madoka/homura''#stuff i got down for it in a sleep deprived haze were that sol nemmie n tangent were the only magical girls#n tammy hasnt been offered to become one nemmie n tangent arent aware that sol is a magical girl for a while#friendgroup at school is nemmie cal tammy n sol (tangent goes to a different school n is separate until she teams up with nemmie)#nemmie n tang team up bc somehow witch attacks keep being diverted from certain locations n grief seeds are disappearing#which is actually sol's doing theyre moving witches away from areas tammy will be n the grief seeds are to 1. discourage nem n tang from#fighting witches n 2. so sol can stockpile them basically bc they use timetravel a lot n need to keep their gem clean#the timeloop has progress (to an extent) its not a singular month looping its kind of like. video game save mechanics#like reloading the save u have before a bossfight n then if ur not adequately prepared reloading a save u have farther back#n then continuing on until u get stuck on a specific fight again yknow#theres more but moving on to the two unfinished things those are meant to be like a utdr au (specifically dr)#in a similar manner to the previous au of same premise n setting but different story bc theyre different characters#there's a lot less set for this au its entirely just playing in the sand n has nothing beyond vague role assignments#the first one that's like lineart in different colors is entirely scrapped bc i didnt like how it was turning out (meant to be darkworld fit#second one i struggled BADLY with marz oh my god this au is literally primarily for having fun with character designs but oh my god.#as it says there shes meant to be a modern art styled metal monster (got the metal idea from her dads' names n the modern art bc shesrefined#n sleek) but i had no actual idea how to convey that n i was trying to tackle it from a pixel art angle this time n i could notfigure it out#n then nomi nomi was super easy literally didnt even sketch them theyre a tiny pixie im sorry marz T-T#probably not gonna touch on this stuff again cause i was fixing on exo to avoid thinking about my bday but its happened so im fine now 👍
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ughhh god me and the innate attraction to fill out a random ass ship chart every 6 months. i did this before but it wasn't detailed enough so i hated this. i THINK this is detailed enough i don't know i actually doubt it. i saw something doing this chart for bsp and then i wanted to do it for mtt poly vut then i literally forgot who did it originally 😭😭😭
doing the bottom left section was cracking me up because killer is such an enigma. "be nice!" and then "but also treat me like shit!" what a goddamn freak bro he needs get shipped off to therapy. and then its something nice and fluffy like physical affection and then it immediately 180s to emotional vulnerability. like hello pick a side you fucking freak. and for the slidey bar ones notice how killer is almost ALWAYS on one of the ends??? he has to be one of the extremes or else he dies it seems.
the closeness over time chart 😭😭 they doNOT get along. i was gonna put another dip near the end but i was like "ehhhh they have more than enough issues the people will get it". also for the bugs one i think dust would love bugs. hes very used to them and even made friends with some. but horror would HATE THEM. all the bugs died out in horrortales famine so he hasn't seem em in a couple years. so when he does its a whole ass jumpscare
GODDD i love qpr horrordust. theyre soooo qpr coded my queerplatonic freaks. bitches. i like how on the love languages chart each of the mtt satisfies one of the others. none of them would get gifts theyre too fucked up and lazy 4 that. horror would be confused if someone gave him a gift (horrortale w/ alizas ketchup thing) killer would just forget about it or ditch it in a few days. and then dust would actually accept it but he wouldn't know wtf to do with it if it doesn't have an obvious use
for strategist/impulsive I WAS STRUGGLING. because like all of these bitches are cunning AND emotional. horror is definition of sceming from the sides but he also has his outbursts. dust is always planning ahead but like horror he has outbursts. i guess killer isn't a strategist bc he just always has a vibe of whats gonna happen but (not so surprisingly) he has outbursts even if he claims hes not emotional. so i had to choose,,,,,
i was also tempted to just put them all at arrogant. because they're definitely all stuck up assholes. but i was like nahhhhh... horror's the only one that would be regularly arrogant. dust's just self assured and confident whilr killer has no idea when hes even being arrogant
music category ehehehe. horror would LOVE natural sounds like rain and leaves rustling bc its not too overwhelming for his screwed up processing thanks ti his head damage. dust would totally listen to undertale osts if they existed in utmv. also other osts. i think he would totally be a gamer. also classical music. and killer has no preference (just like everything in his damn life FORM YOUR OWN OPINIONS YOU BITCH!!!!)
i think this just cemented my stance on arohorror acedust and go with the flow killer. killer would have absolutely zero preference on ANYTHING became he genuinely does not give two fucks. and for arohorror (you can't spell horror with ro. which is in aromatic. woahhhh) i just think he would be icked out by romantic handholding and dates and stuff. it just feels RIGHT. but he'd be decently ok with tangoing. and dust is just the opposite. he'd be uncomfortable and grossed out by sexual behaviors but he'd absolutely be a romantic. i think dust would be a romantic he just gives off those vibes. as a person on the ace and maybe aro spectrum i have to blast my favs with the aroace beam. it's just mandatory
#my favorite thematically deranged brand of freaks#also??? i love the photos i used for the mtt in this#theyre some of my FAVORITE arts of the mtt it's just suxhajxuahuas#but i did change the colors on horror and dust's arts to be their signatures. oops......#i cant explain it but sparkle heart star mtt is so real to me#sparkle bc killer in japanese is kira and kira means sparkle#also sparkls appear on excited/hyper/when characters have good ideas/charismatic characters#and genkigirl killer fits all of those. so killer HASto be sparkle#heart 4 horror bc heart is gore.... horrortales whole thingbis scary stuff and gore is up there in the scary factor#also about sparkle it's a very pointy shape and it reminds me of killer's knives#heart is a round but also sharp shape which is kinda my interpretation of horror#he's nice and chill but hes also a fucking PRICK and a rude bitch#and star for dust because stars are associated with cool characters#and dust is epitome of cool. hes just so fucking cool#also stars are geometric and also pointy. geometric is dust's cold and mysterious and strict side#and the pointiness is dusts coolness and his danger and rahhhhh i just think they fit#NOBODY UNDERSTANDS!!!! MTT IS THE SPARKLE HEART STAR TRIO!!!!!!#✨❤️⭐️#THATS LITERALLY THEM. HELLO. THATS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!#tricule rant#is this canon eque. absolutely not. this is kinda canon but theres definitely some of my own hcs and interpretations in there#i like to think its decently canon. especially considering the trio don't even canonically know each other
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im so fucking annoying about caustic but i love it. someone will say he only eats boring food and i show up 1 foot tall being like uhhhh actually on pg.92 of the official apex legends cookbook, his favorite food is moi moi from okonkwo's you think his big ass hasnt Experimented with the menu 🙄
#caustic#also confirmation in there of my hc that he really doesnt eat enough#idk if i hc him doing gaea-equivalent rugby or wrestling when he was young but something very physical#and he just eats like hes bulking like once every 2 days#my FAVORITE fucking CHARACTER is an extremely smart scientist#making horrible health decisions out of their own mental derangement#literally chef making meth without proper ppe because..cluster a behavior hehe..#eating expired food and dog antibiotics when theyre sick#i also think similar to chef caustic probably does have times where he treats himself better#but when its bad. oh fuck.;#my life and environment is a manifestation of EVERYTHING#ANYWAY THE POST#caustuit incoming. they order food from okonkwo's and#shes sweating and dying from syndicate spices that arent on nexus#and caustic is destroying a plate of jollof rice with chilis lol#she doesnt know he developed a spice tolerance secretly like 10 seasons ago#i love them and food so fucking much im so hungry but i cannot cook properly until i get my paycheck *bloodshot eyes*#excuse my insanity i have work again tomorrow im still adjusting
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really feel like im going insane here. do yall really not fucking get it?
#toy txt post#get a better joke get a better joke get a better joke#im not saying you cant chuckle at a good dunk of a deramged troll im SAYING it feels#incredibly ghoulish and privileged to BE EXCITED for the deranged fucking trolls who are going to generate racist and sexist content#which you all can Call esoteric and new and weird but its really not going to be! its going to be the same shit! that they always say! its#going to be extremely fucking predictable! and i think its fucking weird as hell to sound excited for that. it is the same fucking energy#as the media even the so called liberal media loving trump bc he gets them clicks bc he is constantly up to some shit. the joke of those#tweets is really really really not reading to me as 'its going to be funny that theyre going to lose to someone they hate'#it reading very Blatantly to me as: its going to be funny that theyre going to be so mad about this that they are going to plumb entirely#new depths and bring out some really never before seen mega racism and sexism in response which will generate Great Material for my Rad#Leftist Dunks which is 1)the most annoying kind of person on this earth shut the Fuck up 2)and insanely privileged and ghoulish fucking#stance. fuck all the way off
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2009 Reference Guide to Seb's Hair(Long post w lots of pics):
I would rate these but I love every version of him too much so I cannot pick 🤭, I'll add some commentary though. This took a horrible amount of time but it was also a great excuse to download and show off a truly terrible amnt of Seb pics(I was in tears half the time bcs of cuteness agression)
0. Testing(Jerez)(February 10th-12th):
Honestly such perfect Seb hair, I find this soooo cute!!! His hair is honestly always so perfect at Jerez testing every season. I love the length and style, he looks so incredibly pretty <3
1. Australia(March 26th-29th):
And now he is...bald. I actually kinda love this hair, he's my little kiwi fruit!! But I also can't help but mourn the Jerez hair. I'm just like: why did you feel the need to go bald, Seb??? It makes him look so young!
2. Malaysia(April 2nd-5th):
3. China(April 16th-19th):
I think the highlight of his bald era is how much he embodies the nickname "sunshine." Like the way his hair and eylashes glow in the sun??? Literally sunshine. Also it's cute to see his hair grow more fluffy
4. Bahrain(April 23rd-26th):
The texture differences are so interesting, I think this length looks its best when it's more fluffy like in the top right pic.
5. Spain(May 7th-10th):
It's funny how his hairline does that point in the middle, again: looks better when he looks unkempt
6. Monaco(May 21st-24th):
Weirdly shocked at how much his hair grew in-between Spain and Monaco??? Also I forgot that those fashion pics were from this weekend, and I was jumpscared by his mohawk look. I think he should keep away from hair product hahaha
7. Turkey(June 4th-7th):
Lego hair looking ass. Kidding kidding, just think his hair looks best all natural
8. Silverstone(June 18th-21st):
Lowkey kinda baffling to me how different his hair looks at different stages of the weekend. The podium hair especially is just soooo different, its very cute but yeah idk
9. Germany(July 9th-12th):
I did not realize he cut his hair again during this season?? Seeing these was very surprising to me, I had thought he grew it out for the entire season but I guess not! But I guess if he hadn't gotten a haircut the entire season, he'd probably have his angelic curls of 2010 by the end
10. Hungary(July 23rd-26th):
Kinda love the looks he was serving this weekend, it's just very spikey and cute(also the cunty sunglasses!!
11. Valencia(August 20th-23rd):
12. Belgium(August 27th-30th):
That garage lighting makes his hair look soooo much more yellow rather than his fair blond in the sunlight
13. Italy(September 10th-13th):
This transitional growing period is not my fav, just the way his hair sweeps in is funny
14. Singapore(September 24th-27th):
Looking particularly blond this weekend!! His hair is just very light and pretty
15. Japan(October 1st-4th):
I think most of these are from post-quali and for good reason; I love the way it looks like he has highlights in all the bottom pics
16. Brazil(October 15th-18th):
I love his scruffiness from this weekend!!! The scruffy stubble is sooooooo!!!
17. Abu Dhabi(October 29th-November 1st):
Pretty cute I think but yeah like nothing can really compete with his hair length in 2010 for me so I look at these and I'm like, ooooo growing longer!!
Conclusion: I think it's fun to get to see the process of someone's hair growing out. I've noticed that a lot of men with short hair get very consistent haircuts to keep their hair generally the same length, and I think that's so boring!! I think it's great to grow out your hair for a few months time because you get to see yourself at all the different stages and experiment with all kinds of different looks! So yeah, props to Seb for serving all kinds of looks this season!!
Also it's always interesting to me how much hair length/style and facial hair can change a person's look, but particularly how old/young they look. Like when he shaved his his head, it made him look so young. But in Brazil for example, with the longer hair and scruffy facial hair, he def looks older!
And of course, let me know which you like the best :D My favorite is Jerez <3
#i need a tag for posts like these which is just:#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion(not deranged)#this is mainly just ref for me#and for people like me who feel the urge to be ultra specific in everything they create#hope this was interesting for people who are not just me!!#i love how I originally foolishy tried to make this in one night. so naive.....#okay anyways posts i wanna make in this same vein:#more seb hair guides obv(guys idk if you knew but im very normal abt his hair)#id like to try and categorize all his 2009 and 2010(and before) helmets since theyre not on his website and i love them a lot#this would take a horrendous amnt of time but id love to try and make a guide of all nando's facial hair(hes had so many wild ones okay)#and then i wanna rate all the rbr race suits bcs i think about them *so often* and i have many thoughts#sebastian vettel#sv5#f1#formula 1#formula one#catie.rambling.txt#we do a little bit of f1#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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chat is making fun of a dead woman and using the word fat as an insult “real feminism?”
mind you these were comments on a post about … building taylor swift in minecraft 😭😭😭
#oh they also said ‘wahhh are you gonna post about this convo to get sympathy :(’ well….yes!#say what you will about taylor swift but i dont think shes this big of a piece of shit lol#like 😭😭😭 my mind is so blown at the level of deranged this is#i genuinely couldnt care less about anything they said. i just think they are deranged#for the record my feelings are not hurt i do not care about anything this person said. i just want to laugh at them#because i said NOTHING to them and they started screaming in my replies talking to a wall#and its genuinely sad ?? like they arent even funny or creative. theyre just mean and boring#go back to the writers room and say something original im begging you#this is why twitter swifties act like they are prosecuted and prejeduced lmao#but like how does one woman put so much hate in your heart that you say this much vile shit to someone who said nothing to you😭😭😭#its so sad i hope they either get therapy or learn how to be funny bc this was a slog#theres more comments u can go read them if u want LOL#girl i have been bullied for liking taylor swift since i was 11. do u think this is new for me.#also one day your mother will die too.#anyway theyre blocked <333 but i love them i hope theyre having a good day
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Yeah okay I lied earlier donnie in arcane anyone
#i have so many thoughts#noodle talks#doodle#defnotdoodles#rottmnt au#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt#theyre so silly and deranged i love them#art
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