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buckpaws · 3 months ago

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im so fucking annoying about caustic but i love it. someone will say he only eats boring food and i show up 1 foot tall being like uhhhh actually on pg.92 of the official apex legends cookbook, his favorite food is moi moi from okonkwo's you think his big ass hasnt Experimented with the menu 🙄

#caustic #also confirmation in there of my hc that he really doesnt eat enough #idk if i hc him doing gaea-equivalent rugby or wrestling when he was young but something very physical #and he just eats like hes bulking like once every 2 days #my FAVORITE fucking CHARACTER is an extremely smart scientist #making horrible health decisions out of their own mental derangement #literally chef making meth without proper ppe because..cluster a behavior hehe..#eating expired food and dog antibiotics when theyre sick #i also think similar to chef caustic probably does have times where he treats himself better #but when its bad. oh fuck.;#my life and environment is a manifestation of EVERYTHING #ANYWAY THE POST #caustuit incoming. they order food from okonkwo's and #shes sweating and dying from syndicate spices that arent on nexus #and caustic is destroying a plate of jollof rice with chilis lol #she doesnt know he developed a spice tolerance secretly like 10 seasons ago #i love them and food so fucking much im so hungry but i cannot cook properly until i get my paycheck *bloodshot eyes*#excuse my insanity i have work again tomorrow im still adjusting

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