#theyre like really friendly stray dogs

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met this giant freshwater pufferfish at the sheds aquarium the other day. he kept pressing his face up against the glass as my friends and i watched him, like full on smoosh. i cannot stop thinking about him

(also, i don’t think he’s sick or there’s anything wrong with him, since my friends and i came back later and he was just chilling in a corner minding his own business. he is just very special)

Dude freshwater puffers are just like that, they just bump into you and stare into your soul like <0—0>

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Heinkel Astrea himself >:D

YALL REALLY WENT FOR ME WITH THIS ONE.... OKAY. LETS GO.

Sexuality Headcanon: i think it could be one of several possibilities. he could be straight... he could be on the aroace spectrum... he could be bi and not even know... but we do know what he is for certain..... hes louannasexual................................................

A ship I have with said character: heinkel/louanna PLS THEYRE MARRIED OKAY......... louanna really looked at the astrea family Baggage and still went "im still gonna marry this man <3".... and like the way heinkel speaks about louanna T^TT "reinhard is me and louannas treasure..." "dont take away louannas way home"... LIKE FUCK MAN..... heinkel may be a piece of shit now but he took like those marriage vows of like in sickness and in health SERIOUSLY. its been like twenty years and hes been searching for a cure for louanna all this time. it drives me BONKERS...

A BROTP I have with said character: ......................im pretty sure you know what im gonna say LMAO. YEAH. YEAH. ROWAN AND HEINKEL?? ROWAN IS THE BEST POSSIBLE BROTP THAT COULDVE EVER HAPPENED FOR HEINKEL. deadbeat alcoholic dads of extremely powerful teenage sons club??? theyre literally insane. i love how they first meet because its the most pathetic thing ever. like rowan just seeing heinkel half-dead in some ditch and just deciding to help this random ass guy??? rowan dragging heinkel away like when you grab a cat by its scruff??? heinkel going "this guy is smiling at me but its not mocking... i dont know what the fuck it means" because heinkel doesnt know what fucking FRIENDLINESS is anymore...... theyre insane. im excited for the development thats gonna come out of them meeting. they foil so much T^T

A NOTP I have with said character: anyone other than louanna :((((((((((((((( pls..... pls dont separate them shes already in a coma :((((((((((((((((((((((((( ......except ill make an exception for rowan and heinkel because. they have 95 mental illnesses and theyre ALWAYS making it everyone elses problem... theyd be so horrible together and i can only see it happening if theyre drunk and the world is literally gonna end. they are Terrible. but they Would be entertaining...

A random headcanon: heinkel gets sober in all the timelines where wilhelm is erased <33 because its like. wilihelm gets erased, heinkel and reinhards relationship is better, so its like.... things are a little better for heinkel now. obviously his whole complex feelings on reinhard are either lessened or erased entirely, but i also feel like heinkel got at least Some of his insecurities because of how wilhelm probably was as a dad. and bc wilhelms gone - WELP nice going heinkel half of your insecurities are gone!! so, well, maybe heinkel wants to be fully sober and present for reinhard now. he wants to be in reinhards life as his dad...

General Opinion over said character:

if i met him irl i would immediately pull a pridebaru and poison heinkel's drink. HOWEVER, i am also screaming and crying over heinkel's heartbreaking tragic corruption arc where he goes from a very earnest and hardworking person whos trying his best with all the shitty cards handed to him. and then he turns into *GESTURES TO PRESENT DAY HEINKEL*

i need him to get his shit together and have the most GRUELING, PAINFUL, NAIL BITING redemption arc of all time. he's just so fucking pathetic 24/7 it's like... like im sitting here and reading every scene hes in and im going, god hes like one of those sad dirty exhausted stray dogs you see backed into a corner and theyre just like growling and snapping at everything that comes close. like we vaguely know that its Possible for him to get his shit together at least a little bit (see: pride if), and we Know that heinkel used to be a very affectionate person to louanna and reinhard, and the fact that tappei said he'd make heinkel the mc if subaru didnt exist indicates that heinkels Probably gonna have some insane development, especially given the debut of the rowan-heinkel dynamic... i cant wait for it T^TT i just like how hes Terrible... but hes also clearly very human. what a well-written character. i hope he goes for anime onlys kneecaps in season three.

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dndsona?

not sure if youre asking what that is or if you want more info but

tldr a dndsona is a reimagining of yourself/your persona in the dungeons and dragons universe. usually idealized obvs

mine is Fawkes, a tiefling ranger, werewolf ofc. heres the heroforge mini cuz i havent finished a ref yet

their fur/hair is black at the roots and lightens to grey at the tips and they dye their hair for funsies and to match their companions fur. in their werewolf form they still have hooves and horns! really gotta draw that

theyre nomadic, living mostly off the land but stopping at populated places often to trade. theyre chaotic good and often check out quest boards or whatever to help people out.

they also have a tendency to throw caution to the wind and do unsafe stuff cuz they figure theyll be fine dw about it. when in a group, their party members often have to stop them from doing stupid things like going to pet the gremishka (rip my bg3 party, at least my bfs tav is a paladin). they do have dubious morals tho, will absolutely steal things, isnt against justifiable murder (killing slavers), and is overall just kind of a freak. theyre friendly tho! just like a really weird but nice stray dog.

oh man i gotta take a screenie of them in bg3 to share.

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🍏🫐 normal fruits from the king of normal. also friendly warning that birthdays will be put in the calendar

thank goodness some normal and nonsuggestive fruits

🍏 - What's your favorite thing about being plural? If you don't have a favorite/don't enjoy being plural, use this as a free space to gush about whatever you'd like!

thinks really hard about whether i like this. i think im in a state where its hard to love anything right now (its past 9pm). i can come up with a few things i dont like but theyre all from outside and i know i wouldnt change this if given the chance. its nice to have someone around, anyone at all. im glad something loves me. did you know there's lots of stray dogs in chernobyl

🫐 - Do you celebrate any anniversaries? Syscovery, relationships, birthdays, etc? What do you typically do to celebrate?

me & stein & eq all have birthdays* :3 i think you know them already but february 7th, march 24th, and december 10th ! esco draugr & stevie dont know theirs rn, but we might work together and feel something out - everyone but mine was sorta chosen anyway. i try to make those dates dedicated times for whomever to front

*two birthdays and one wriggling day

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Hello! You're such a nice person and I enjoy seeing you on my dash whether it be on this blog or your side! You're nice to talk to (I just struggle to talk sometimes!) And also your art is super cute and nice, I really enjoy seeing it! I also love your Orihime! I really enjoy our muses being friends and how they started off rough and then turned into a friendship! You're talented and friendly, and I hope the New Year treats you nice!

* ugly cries and sobs *

but seriously!! I rlly love this message sobs and cries. u are also such a nice person to ppl around u and to me!! even tho u are struggling with ur own mental health i rlly appreciate u coming into my askbox to send me smth like this!! it's rlly nice and heartwarming! I rlly enjoy talking to ua lot when we get a chance to! I love all the conversations we have ooc, it's nice to know that you dont mind the few rambles and the few rants i tends to go on when i talk to u!

i also rlly love ur fyodor and nikolai! i barely even know much abt bungou stray dog so their power system smewhat confuses me but i justknow u did a very great jobwith nikolai !! i rlly love that nikolai somewhat matches hime energy too since theyre both really hyper . . my girl's a lil adhder so i rlly love them matching energies!! it's nice to see them getting along really

you're really a talented writer and also rlly friendly, i hope new year brings new and good things to you. thank you for sending this in and greet me with this when i woke up. your writing arent at all complicated for me to read and pretty easy yet it's rlly pretty to read and see, i enjoy seeing you on my dash and i hope all your struggles go away sooner, ik winter blues rlly sucks but im glad u stayed strong to another year :)

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so in the context of that au what is theons relationship with ned and cat

ok it is complex.... theyre his legal foster parents and they consider him a son but but its distinctly different from the way they consider their biokids their children. and theon was like 12-ish when he got taken in so he already had a solid foundation of personhood, he has a 'real' family (who he has a horrible insane relationship with but theyre still his family!) and his 'im a burden' family that he knows took him in more because theyre kind and good people than because they love him specifically. he grew up feeling like a stray dog that they took in! yes they love him but in a pitiful almost dehumanising way, as if he is a concept rather than a human if that makes sense. because obviously when youre normal people and you wind up with a weirdo abused mafia brat with very obvious gender and sexuality problems tee-em youre gonna treat them with kid gloves like theyre glass like theyre a wounded animal!! idk if this is making sense.

PLUS this is throbb so theon+robb had a very weird brotherly/friendly/boyfriendly relationship which affected nedcat's idea of theon and theon's idea of family. theon more considered nedcat as "my friend robb's parents who i freeload with" as opposed to "my own legal parents who i live with as their son". i think ned and cat considered theon a brother to robb(+ the kids in general) more than a son of them if that makes sense, he's family in a very complicated way. and then here are these boys who THEY see as brothers who are clearly engaging in behaviour that is not brotherly (getting high and jerking each other off) which makes them go all pursed lipped which makes theon think they hate him and think that he's an outsider corrupting their perfect golden boy son

anyway specifically their relationship as adults... when theon turned 18 he was like Ok i will stop being your fucking burden you have to clothe and wash and theyre like cmon theon dont think that we love you. here let us show you that by clothing you and washing you but not hugging you and also pretty obviously disapproving of your relationship with robb. after theon reemerges from his horrible terrible ramsay year from hell they don't really know how to talk to each other. after ramsay, robb and theon sort of became essentially a couple (this post is already long enough i CANNOT go into my insane idea of their relationship basically its complicated) and now ned and cat have to reckon with the fact that throbb isnt just teenage sexual experimentation and it's like a real thing they cant just ignore. also they pay for his therapy but never have conversations with him about his problems(not that theon is like TRYING to or anything lol. he is actively working against it but yknow. complicated).

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mothman, greedling, and double trouble for the ask meme!!

aayy! thank you so much!! I’m assuming you’re referring to this ask meme!!

Mothman:

Sexuality Headcanon: Panromantic/Asexual, i’m biased af i dont know what else to say Gender Headcanon: Moth A ship I have with said character: Me bitch, in my dreams A BROTP I have with said character: Totally see mothman chilling with the other cryptids, cept maybe jersey devil since they seem chaotic af  A NOTP I have with said character: I dont really know any other ships with mothman? so i have none currently A random headcanon: They big soft and will carry you as they fly around General Opinion over said character: I just love the idea of mothman, big humanoid bug cryptid/monster that tries to warn people about upcoming doom, love it Greedling: k so i see Ling as a separate entity so I’m just going to do the Greed part if that’s cool

Sexuality Headcanon: Pan all around, he wants everything god damnit!! Gender Headcanon: Cis man  A ship I have with said character: myself I dont mind the actual ship GreedLing I just see them as more of a brotp, other than that I dont really ship him with anyone A BROTP I have with said character: Ling and Ed lol  A NOTP I have with said character: I’ve never vibed with him and Envy. I’m also kind of iffy with him being with anyone that is a minor in the show. Like the guy is 200+ years old and he’s going to hook up with a 16 year old? come on A random headcanon: Greed can’t help it when he sees a stray animal, kittens in a bag? his now, stray dog? his now. It’s a mixture of remembering his old friends but also just bc he’s a good boy lol General Opinion over said character: Love the dynamic between him and Ling like A++. Just how Ling is greedy in his own way but also selfless when it comes to people he cares about and Greed can relate to him but doesnt think caring is that important/when he thinks about it it hurts his soul etc. anyway sorry for rambling, i just love greed!!

Double Trouble

Sexuality Headcanon: I can see them as either being Aro/bisexual or Bi all around Gender Headcanon: Nonbinary ofc A ship I have with said character: I don’t really have one  A BROTP I have with said character: I can see them becoming more friendly towards Scorpia and Catra after some time. I love this comic I saw where they babysit Catradora’s kid, love that hc!! A NOTP I have with said character: Don’t have one for this either A random headcanon: They’re street smart but theyre a fucking nerd when it comes to the arts  General Opinion over said character: Love them a lot, love their design, personality. As much as I love complex “villains” or antagonists, I do miss the straight-up “i dont care about morals” attitude and I love that DT is like that. They are straight-up Chaotic Neutral  Thank you again!!!

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my spot headcanons

- hes really superstitious. most of the brooklyn newsies are. he believes in luck and he has all his own little customs about it like its bad luck if you sell in the morning fog or if you dont count your papes as well as the usual stuff. 

- hes autistic. this ties into the customs, he gets really anxious if he doesnt do his rituals and habits. he genuinely hates the feeling of sleeves as a textural thing, but its more like. he didnt wear sleeves so long that when he tried again he hated it, not that he hated sleeves so much he cut them all off. he has trouble telling when people are fucking with him so hes pretty blunt and usually reacts with an ass kicking. 

- he has a way with animals. hes kind of notorious for the fact that there are always a few stray dogs hanging around wherever he is, and a few that live permanently in his usual haunts (the docks, places he plays cards, the lodginghouse he sleeps near). hes friendly with them, and his newsies are too, and he loves em. theyre also kind of intimidating when people come to visit. but hes also befriended pigeons and trained them, the gulls at the docks hover near him, the street cats hang around too and animals just generally. trust him. hes really good with them and he can read their body language well.

- hes homeless. the brooklyn newsies have the highest rate of Sleeping On The Streets out of any borough, and his personal need for privacy while he sleeps (hes like...an outgoing high energy introvert) plus the fact he doesnt wanna take a bed from a kid who needs it more plus his Tough Image means he generally sleeps in alleys or on balconies/fire escapes if its warm. he swaps out where newsies sleep, so that everyone gets a chance to have a night inside at least once a week.

- he has a pet rat named mugsy. he was sitting in an alley one day, pretty stressed and anxious, tryna eat his lunch and calm down when he saw this little brown rat foraging in the garbage and he offered it some food and it came over and he pet it for a while which calmed him down and when he had to go and do business he took it with him as a comfort thing. imagine him sitting with a rat in his lap, stroking it like a supervillain, but its really just bc its comforting. anyway now he takes mugsy w him everywhere and carries him either on his shoulder, in his paper bag, in his hat or just in his hands

- he had a lisp as a kid. it was cute. he grew out of it eventually. he can also whistle really well through the gap in his teeth, and its one of the ways he gets everyones attention in brooklyn. 

- hes really smart. not book smart, so much. but he is so strategically minded, and everything to him is just a puzzle that needs solving. its why he makes such a brilliant leader, and how he has so much power. he thinks fast, hes a good problem solver, he comes up with solutions other people dont think of. bc of this it sometimes looks like hes just throwing himself into shit, but really he knows exactly what hes doing. he doesnt panic if he doesnt have a plan for something bc hes confident hell be able to figure it out as he goes. but he never jumps into something if he isnt sure hes going to come out on top. hence the strike.

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These Westminster Kennel Club Contestants Are Doggone Crazy Looking

Hundreds of breeds of dogs are competing at the 141st Westminster Kennel Club show this week in New York,but only one can be top dog. And to be the dog that has that day, you have to stand out.

The Huffington Post headed to the competition floor Monday to check out some of the unusual breeds vying for Best in Show, and to learn what makes them the baddest.

Chinese Crested

Nina Golgowski

Meet Neo and Cooper, Chinese crested dogs. Neo is a hairless version; Cooper is a powderpuff.

At first glance, 7-year-old Neo (left) and 1-year-old Cooper (right) seem like different breeds, but theyre both Chinese crested.Neo is a hairless version, and Cooper is called a powderpuff.

Both dogs require very little care beyond typical grooming, their owners said, though Neo occasionally needs some shaving of stray hairs.

If Neo looks familiar, you may recall another famous Chinese crested named Sweepe Rambo,which won last years Worlds Ugliest Dog contest. Sweepe Rambo had a charm thats perhaps more unconventional than the standards sought at the Westminister Kennel Club, however.

Bergamasco Sheepdog

Nina Golgowski

This is Tinia, a 6-year-old Bergamasco from Pennsylvania.

This mop-like dog boasts an impressive body of hair that resembles dreadlocks.

Despite the high-maintenance look, handler Rachel Wagner told HuffPost theyre pretty hands-off. The strands, in fact, mat together on their own.

Its surprisingly little work to maintain his coat, Wagner said, showing off 6-year-old Tinias thick locks, which feel surprisingly soft and light.

Nina Golgowski

Bergamasco sheepdogs require little hair maintenance, one handler said.

Wagner said the breeds coat is almost dirt-resistant and requires a bath maybe twice a year.

The hardest work is drying them which is important, as their coats can mildew if left wet, Wagner said. Wagner said shes used industrial-strength carpet dryers or several box fans to help dry their coats after a bath.

Bouvier des Flandres

Nina Golgowski

Jagger is a 4-year-old Bouvier des Flandres.

Bouvier des Flandres are large farming dogs. Their double coat requires quite a bit of maintenence. We caught up with 4-year-old Jagger, whose face could barely be seen beneath a wall of black hair.

Nina Golgowski

The brushing and combing seemed unending for Jagger.

Its a lot of work, Jaggers handler said as she relentlessly combed, blow-dried and trimmed his fur. A nearby 2-year-old Bouvier, meanwhile, was getting his feet washed.

Irish Wolfhound

Nina Golgowski

Ghost is an 18-month-old Irish Wolfhound who’s not yet fully grown.

These massive dogs are among the biggest in the world, and the tallest of all American Kennel Club-recognized breeds.

Ghost, an 18-month-old pooch whose paws appeared to be slightly larger than my fists, was described as about 185 pounds and still growing, according to her owner,Julie Schaeffer, of Buffalo, New York.

Schaeffer said Ghost is one of eight Irish Wolfhounds she owns. All of them are indoor pets.

Its like bumper cars getting to the coffee pot in the morning, she said with a laugh.

Nina Golgowski

Seaford is a 6-year-old Scottish Deerhound. These dogs are typically smaller than Irish wolfhounds.

Those who love the Irish wolfhounds appearance, but maybe not the breeds horse-like size, may want to consider a Scottish deerhound. A 6-year-old named Seaford was described by his owner as full grown and around 105 pounds. Still, hes no travel-friendly companion.

When he puts his paws on my shoulders, hes taller than me, and Im 5-8, so hes a good-sized dog, owner Lynn Kiaer told HuffPost.

Brussels Griffon

Nina Golgowski

Sarita is a 4-year-old Brussels griffon from Long Island, New York.

These toy dogs are typically seen with much more facial hair, making 4-year-old Sarita of Long Island, New York, unique and beautiful in her own way. Her owner described her as a head breed.

She really has the most beautiful head, and beautiful face and nice expression as you can tell, Saritas owner said.

Want to see more dogs competing in the Westminster Kennel Club? Check out the slideshow below!

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