#theyre dead

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

missed calls

[legallydragonic]

Guys this is important I'm having a debate right now, can vampires and zombies and other undead creatures get boners????

[vultureboi]

So I'm writing an afterlife AU for MHA and i drew out some character designs!

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59158201

Yes, Izuku is in a skirt. It is part of the story.

[vallis-cineris---wanderer]

Got bored at the airport, and decided to make a lockscreen background

Characters are from my fic!! (Go read it) :3

[wavesontheblacksands]

Some AU shenanigans with Jesseeee

Might post more of this au, but for now, no context

[auroratumbles]

hi guess what day it is. december 24th. not only cheistmas eve but! (spoilers for jjk in tags)

iykyk. @camvrin

[skateisawesome]

whoever took my fucking phone is dead.

you're a fucking dead cunt and i hope you know i'll find you.

i'll fucking find you and burn you to the ground.

took the wrong fucking phone you psychopath.

[cryptablog]

Was it ever ethical to eat something that smiles back at you?

is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

[samsilly12345]

I miss my family y'all.

[fat-fem-and-asian]

if theres one thing im going to do its speak ill on the dead

[lena-luthor]

A minute ago you were ready to slit her throat. Yeah, well, her mother can't have her.

[botanicalbasilly]

I hate being a person who loves bugs, I can't say anything without the person I'm talking to reacting with disgust. Today I had to literally beg a coworker for the life of a spider, and then after I put it in a nook outside she thought it'd be funny to show me a video she took of her killing one. Like idk man. Birds scare the shit out of me but I still get why people love them. They come in pretty colors and they sound nice and they're interesting to observe. I don't understand why people don't feel the same about bugs. The rich amber color of a cockroach, the iridescent glow of a fly, the intricate hydraulics that power their little legs, the chirp of a beetle, the art of the spider's web... It's all so beautiful. Why is it the habit of so many to destroy?

[gingerswagfreckles]

I hope they find the idiot rich ppl I hope a teenager doesn't have to die a horrible nightmare death and then I also hope they immediately get slapped with a $500,000 bill to repay the taxpayer cost of rescuing them from their idiocracy and then also another $1billion dollars inconvenience fee of making us all hear about this for 3 days straight.

[franzkafkagf]

this is genuinely the funniest thing ive seen all day

[gayboydetectives]

real hollywood is back (actors having so much chemistry that journalists start creating dating allegations)

[miikag0v]

不假思索

(bonus)