#theyre dead

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

missed calls

[legallydragonic]

Guys this is important I'm having a debate right now, can vampires and zombies and other undead creatures get boners????

[vultureboi]

So I'm writing an afterlife AU for MHA and i drew out some character designs!

Fic link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59158201

Yes, Izuku is in a skirt. It is part of the story.

[wavesontheblacksands]

Some AU shenanigans with Jesseeee

Might post more of this au, but for now, no context

[auroratumbles]

hi guess what day it is. december 24th. not only cheistmas eve but! (spoilers for jjk in tags)

iykyk. @camvrin

[skateisawesome]

whoever took my fucking phone is dead.

you're a fucking dead cunt and i hope you know i'll find you.

i'll fucking find you and burn you to the ground.

took the wrong fucking phone you psychopath.

[cryptablog]

Was it ever ethical to eat something that smiles back at you?

is it even ethical to flavor blast a goldfish

[botanicalbasilly]

I hate being a person who loves bugs, I can't say anything without the person I'm talking to reacting with disgust. Today I had to literally beg a coworker for the life of a spider, and then after I put it in a nook outside she thought it'd be funny to show me a video she took of her killing one. Like idk man. Birds scare the shit out of me but I still get why people love them. They come in pretty colors and they sound nice and they're interesting to observe. I don't understand why people don't feel the same about bugs. The rich amber color of a cockroach, the iridescent glow of a fly, the intricate hydraulics that power their little legs, the chirp of a beetle, the art of the spider's web... It's all so beautiful. Why is it the habit of so many to destroy?

[pikslasrce]

an observation from r/severance

[lena-luthor]

A minute ago you were ready to slit her throat. Yeah, well, her mother can't have her.

[bonkers-behavior]

UPD8 SPOILERS

This joke got beamed into my brain last night at 3am and I had to wait till now to draw it, I can’t believe I thought June would be a girl failure when she’s obviously a comedy mastermind how could I have been so blind

Edit: GO LOOK AT THIS VOICEOVER RIGHT NOW

[gingerswagfreckles]

I hope they find the idiot rich ppl I hope a teenager doesn't have to die a horrible nightmare death and then I also hope they immediately get slapped with a $500,000 bill to repay the taxpayer cost of rescuing them from their idiocracy and then also another $1billion dollars inconvenience fee of making us all hear about this for 3 days straight.

[miikag0v]

不假思索

(bonus)

[franzkafkagf]

this is genuinely the funniest thing ive seen all day

[insertsona]

loop when i get you

[kermdoeswriting]

That's a new one

Danny could only let out a loud annoyed groan as he heard the clacking of footsteps in the corridor. Beside him, he could hear his advisor CW snort, amused by what was to come alongside Danny's pain and annoyance.

The only way for his floor to even be making a sound was if he was being graced with a human.

It wasn't often that his realm received living visitors, but the ones that usually did enter and that had managed to survive the walk to his domain always had wishes to ask of him.

And they were always human. Never anything interesting or new.

Which was annoying since humans were usually extremely demanding. As well as stubborn in their beliefs.

He would know. He is one on his days off.

They also usually had the same kind of wish.

A wish that they always were so stubborn to believe will work because they had the strength to make it through the underground to ask for it.

A wish that also had genuinely never worked. Not even once since it started!

Damn you Hades for granting the first request to begin with the one time he was on vacation.

The wish to revive a dead loved one and to make it back together to the living.

Most times, Danny would just grant the request without another thought beyond it being under the same rules as the first time, but this idea continuing through the decades was just getting annoying.

The subtle knocking on the throne room door made him sigh again as he waved his hand to allow entry.

"Look," Danny drawled, pinching his nose and not looking up at the visitor who was now in the room facing him.

"If you're about to go on some rant about how you walked all this way, I really really don't care. Just take whatever loved one you came for and walk away."

Whoever had come didn't even respond beyond a shakily taken gasp, and thats when Danny finally ended up looking towards them.

The man in front of him was really cute. He looked up at Danny, wide-eyed, blue eyes filled with some mix of wonder and curiosity.

Whatever hero get-up he was wearing looked ripped and torn to shreds, but somehow, the man was missing any and all cuts and bruises that should have been there.

If Danny was being honest, the guy reminded him of one of those wet cats who looked betrayed after being forced into taking a bath.

Eventually, after a long moment of staring at each other, the guy spoke.

"Um actually-" The man had the audacity to look bashfully towards the throne room floor before returning his gaze to Danny and continuing.

"I kind of came here to see if I could walk you out of the Underworld..?"

Huh

Thats a new one.

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Or basically

Danny is extremely used to people mistakenly entering his realm to pull a Eurydice and Orpheus trick (Hades made an exception ONE TIME during his temporary reign-), he just wasn't expecting someone to come with the intention to get him out of the underworld.