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yume-fanfare · 8 months ago

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how many posters of the same two gay anime boys do u guys think are too many because i own three but only have two up and it feels kinda like a waste but

#the sweets poster the samishigariya single cover are up and the love&kiss cover has been rolled up 4ever #samishigariya is more chill but sweets one counts x2 because damn #damn.#theyre also pretty big so theres that #mar's midnight rambles

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chainsawworld · 8 months ago

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Thinking more about my little robot

#al art #al ocs #so ya it is a courier^^#i think theres different types of mail robots this is like the standard letters + medium parcels carrier #theyre probably like big dog sized i think msybe a bit bigger #theyre fun cause you can tell when one is freshly manufactured because its front legs wont be scuffed to shit #their chunky board legs give them pretty loud footsteps so they dont usually need to ring doorbells #But if they do the back leg is extra flexible so they lie down on their front legs and the back bends back over top of them to hit the bell #so ya! i just think theyre fun #also i need help naming them

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toytulini · 5 months ago

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im not brave enough to wear it myself yet so I'll just put this idea out there for free:

drag outfit (i guess?) leather codpiece. with a horrible little Scrunched Up Face on it. Like this?

but its a codpiece instead of a fanny pack?

#toy pic post #undescribed #outfits #selfies #the fanny pack likes to gravitate to the front and hang out there and then theres a little scrunched up face staring out from my crotch #which i feel like would be pretty fun if done on purpose. but i have not yet reached the point in my life where id wear a codpiece. so #if i ever do clown/jester drag tho. feels like Big Potential #aroace fashion. to me #anyway i love grichels #also Im Sure Someone Has Already Done This. im aware its probably not the most original idea in the universe. i just dont think ive seen it #so far #also: is that 2 juggling balls in each pocket or. yes its 2 juggling balls in each pocket. i love coquetryclothing #for all my clowning needs #the vest and. red pant things (what the fuck are those called?) are moresca clothing #the poofy sleeved romper and big pants are coquetryclothing #and they have nic bg pockets and you can get custom ones picked from their fabric options. and theyre synthetic material but feel well made #and comfy. pretty breathable. i feel confident i could wear it outside on a warm summer day. maybe not Hottest summer day.#if i could make any changes tho id make little fabric pockets in the shoulders and make the foam pads that make the shoulders poofy #Removable to make it easier to throw in the machine. cos it says hand wash and i Get It. but also. god i despise hand washing. i dont want #to!!!!!!!!! maybe if i ever learn how to sew i will do that. add little pockets and make the foam things removable

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wormy-worm · 8 months ago

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ok u know what maybe if the world isn't ready for sunrazer post that means that the world IS ready for Amoveous siblings post. This is Milo and Enho and theyre my DARLINGS and i love them SO MUCH. i have. SOOOOOOOO many thoughts abt them but after the previous post massacre i do not really feel like typing all of that xoxo love <3

#THESE DRAWINGS HAVE BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS FOR MONTHS LOL #meart #original character #robot oc #ily enho ily milo my darlings my angels my loves my funny robot guys.#ive posted abt Andromeda on here b4 if u remember her Enho is her best friend !!!!!#Enhos a battle robot who doesnt want 2 fight people..#hes the oldest sibling and theres a lot resting on their shoulders!#shes supposed to be this big metal protector but U.U she just wants to hide in his room.. and make music for the internet..#him and andy have this whole arc abt like. autonomy and identity and junk #being as andy is a government experiment who was raised to be a superhero who. has not yet realized that she HATES being a superhero lol #Enho inspires her!#milo um. does his own thing. he was the second amoveous bot and he is lucky to have been built without the responsibility of a battle bot #which means hes a LOT weaker. doesnt have a million weapons and lasers and such like enho does. no one expects much of him. he HATES IT!!!!#he wants to be POWERFUL! he wants to HURT PEOPLE!! he wants to be USEFUL!!! hes ANGRY ALL THE TIME #its EXSAUSTING.#yk that tinkerbell thing thats like. cuz shes so small she can only feel one emotion at once. and its so big it consumes her entirely?#hes that. he lives entirely in extremes. everything is 100% for him #he jumps to conclusions so quick and so violently.. hes incredibly impulsive and it gets him into a lot of trouble.#hes also a total NERD!!! GOOB!!! says mlady unironically. likes bad computer games. wears a stupid tie everyday. cartoonishly schemes 24/7 #enho for the record is also a pretty angry person. they just dont rlly express it. they dont express much of anything lol.#shes semiverbal on a talkative day. he can be REALLY REALLY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE THO. THAT MF CAN BE SO PETTY. GOOFY ASS #but shes TERRIFIED she'll lose control of her emotions and her body and that shell hurt someone someday. absolutely terrified.#enho is as afraid of his strength as milo is of his weakness. theyre both two ends of the same extremes in a lot of ways.#polar opposites and yet exactly the same. they resent each other a lot. they need to learn to meet each other in the middle.#anyway ''i dont feel like typing all that'' and then i ramble in the tags for ten million years lol ToT I LOVE THESE GUYS #theyre my oldest ocs in this universe and i have so many thoughts if you have any questions feel free to ask me lol

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jrueships · 5 months ago

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Do u not ship tatum and brown 💔

#ur answer #LMFAO TO BE SRS THO #i do ship them but i also dont #like i like the ship i think it's rlly cute #i just dont feel the urge to write for it myself or comment on it #ill see pics of them and be like aww!! the cuties!! married !#but like thats all tbh #i dont have the personal compulsion to explore their relationship in depth on my own time #now that dowsnt mean i know nothing abt them. i know bits n pieces but only from moots #not from research done on my own accord #and bcs i dont have that solid backbone to play off of #i dont feel comfortable personally to write stuff for them if what im mainly playing off of are small bits #to make a big whole thing #then ill feel like it's a disservice to those that DO know the whole thing so i just leave it to the more experienced ya feel?#theres a lot of blogs who DO do that research and thats awesome! i do research too! judt on other things #everyone has their own cups of tea they like to sip and they like to down #i like to sip on some ships but ull Know when i down a ship bcs . ya. ill be the iceberg baby #it's like my opinion on favs like zach lavine #hes pretty and i can see the reason for being a fan but personally im just a fan of other things !#a bigger fan* i mean. i like him. but do i LIKE like him? cant say for sure bcs i havent made the effort to get to know him fr #and i dont feel the need to bcs i just dont and thats ok! no need to make any violent defense up when theres none needed #altho i do feel like sometimes a ship like jt and jb can run the risk of the curry lebron thing where #a lot of ppl jump into writing it bcs pretty light man paired with powerful seeming/looking dark man = wowziezowa #and thats all it ever is to them #so i Do tend to avoid Some media of it. but again. unforch. this follows a Lot of the popular ships between a light complex&dark one #do i think theyre super cute ? yes! do i find their found family adorbs! ofc! in a way i ship them and in a way i dont #i am just a creature at the end of the day #soggy :(

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arundolyn · 6 months ago

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its really interesting to me how the resident vampires in general of gg and bb have such completely different ideologies. mostly in reference to slayer and rachel but i think this somewhat extends to clavis also bc iirc he wasnt an observer but still kinda played by the same rules. theres at least a plot reason for rachel not to stick her nose into anything plotwise but she still kinda does anyway and i think even if she didnt have the bystander restrictions she wouldnt deign to interact with anyone all that often. i like the dichotomy of the alucards' general attitudes towards humans being at least moderately scornful and superior to some extent even if not actively despite still ultimately wanting to help out (mostly rachel tbh but theres still elements of the typical fiction vampire superiority complex type shit just in general vibes wise for all three of them, esp in relation to like. fuzzy) and slayer's attitude that humanity is a beautiful thing and wanting to help the people he comes across despite having no particular incentive to do so aside from personal fascination and goodwill. rachel already built in having some level of scorn for humans as lesser and also having ample incentive to never interfere with the main storyline as it carries out but doing it anyway because despite these things she still cares despite the active threat to her Literal Existence vs slayer having no skin in the game either way if he does or doesnt help anyone out but still deciding to try to help others find their way regardless just because if nothing else its the most interesting thing to do from his perspective. he has no external motivation TO or NOT TO interfere with anything, its just essentially long term people watching and hed rather do good than do nothing

#crow.txt #ggposting #blazblueposting #not a dunk on rachel or any of the alucards for once its just an interesting dichotomy #and also the like. slayer being very chill with the whole living forever thing. he gets to be with his wife forever and help lost souls #and hes content with this. pretty cool #and whole assassins guild thing WOOF.#also not to say slayer doesnt have any supernatural superiority complex adjacent stuff going on #its just more flippant and subtle. hes chill about it. he states it like a fact cause it is and jokes about it #like ah yes ill try not to crack you in half like a twig sorry about that!#vs rachels whole Bark Like A Dog You Are Beneath Me Worm Become The Dirt I Tread On shtick #which very. very. very quickly gets tired. between her and valk. like its funny at times but i never really like haughty bitches #unless theyre funny or self aware about it in some way. like wagner unib is just so fucking unhinged about it that its hilarious.#she grew on me. rachel admittedly has too over time but theres just some inherently grating aspects in my brain #shes not even funny about it.............#like eliza too. talks mad shit. she can back it up at least. like hardcore. rachel can too but its kinda boring #eliza is ready and willing to just cut someone down for being remotely in her way. she dgaf.#i think one of the most crucial differences is you can talk to slayer However and he'll be chill about it to some extent #vs rachel getting big fucking mad if you say something unintentionally disrespectful like calling her a kid. and acting like shes not #like if your first response to a normal person saying 'uh hey kid wheres your parents??' is Lightning #i dont think youre actually as high and mighty as you like to act. youre just kinda irritating and childish #the 'you have to respect me utmost before i treat you like a human being' is not cute ma'am

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cr4yolaas · 5 months ago

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i’m slowly getting more ill and our roof is leaking horribly but mezzo forte i will come back for u soon

#i have a lot of ideas but also none at all bc im so out of it #mezzo forte iwa u will return … dw …#i have sm planned but its mostly like endgame content 😢😢#i’m actually so anxious about the roof bc i noticed the little splotch in the roof yesterday and it was pretty bug #big not bug #but it started growing more and more yesterday #and i woke up at 6 am to the sound of droplets 😭😭#and its only growing and i’m so anxious about it #i have some water spots in my room’s ceiling but they havent leaked like ever #so im scared that theyre gonna leak while i’m hanging out in my room one day 😭😭#ajyways theres my rant #lots of things going wrong #my body is not getting any better and i think it got worse with last night #filo party + soju + lots of friends over + late night cold = not good for health

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thewhisperingtwenties · 10 days ago

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ive had enough of these guys

#THEYRE SO UGLY 😢😢😢😢#all the other designs in donkey kong are so cute #why is lanky kong like that #and #king louie makes me mad because like #hes pretty clearly based off of a female orangutan?#like you could make the argument that hes just unflanged but #hes also tiny relative to other mature males #maybe hes juvenile? that doesnt make sense to me tho #idk #they made him fucking huge in the ‘live action’ version but #😭i dont like that design either #like its just a really big male orangutan #theres nothing else notable about it #like literally zero defining traits #can we make cute orangutan designs pls. can i have an orangutan thats a cute girl #another donkey kong game pleeasw come out in the next 10 years and have a girl orangutan #anyway if anyone knows of any cute orangutan characters pleeease tell me #the twenties whisper #ape lands of love

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year ago

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#hello to anyone who happens to b interested in the saga of my life... also maybe the irl person i gave my url to... hopefully my blog #didnt freak her out too much lol. anyway so its been a busy week? 2 weeks? month? year? life? its been a lot. my parents helped me move #across the country from the desert to somewhere that's beautiful and green. my dad is so jealous of me lol its so so so pretty and theres s #so much to do. will i do any of it? that remains to be seen but im gonna try to be better about that sort of thing. try to get some help #with the thoughts in my head that keep me from doing and enjoying most things. its weird like im decorating my new room which i love. the #location and living situation seem ideal and i really hope i can stay here all 5 years of my program but i was picking a lot of bright #colors and now it feel uncomfortable. like if i wear things that r too bright or my room is too bright without dark contrast it feel weird #like if im wearing it it kinda makes me feel sick. idk what thats abt. anyway. ill try to heal my brain and im just so happy to b out of the #southwest. i was so so so excited when we were leaving thr city and even more so when we left the state. i cant believe im here. in December #it felt like a million years away and i really truely could not fathom how i was gonna survive that long. my thoughts were so distorted. but #i did and here i am. and in like a month i should b starting my phd program and my parents were telling me how excited ppl r for me and #jealous of where im living and im glad. im glad they're excited. i think i am too but its under a layer of: if i get excited it wont happen #im not allowed to b excited or it wont happen. which is irrational but ya kno. anyway so that's yeah. im so happy to have a fresh start and #the town seems super cool. a liberal blip in a sea of... not that so theyre very visibly pride forward haha and i think itll b way easier #for me to get around without driving. and im gonna try to make friends. i need someone to tell me where to get tattoos haha. so yea im happy #but exhausted and i dont wanna go back to work and so so greatful to my parents for being wonderful ppl idk how bc both of them had fucked #up childhoods. like my mum will say the saddest shit and im like bro this is y i don't wanna talk to my grandma fuck her and my dads parents #r so fucked. like my nana is the reason im so fucking control freaked out but i kno i have issues and she has no insight and thinks shes #better than everyone. anyway hopefully i can get back to drawing a posting more now. ive been drawing it its been in a sketch book #like an actual sketch book for sketching big ideas thst r gonna take fucking forever to draw 😭#so that's all. just uprooted my whole life. thats all. but in a good way :-]#unrelated

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boygirlctommy · 1 month ago

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ive decided that andoras almost always has crazy makeup and wigs on simply bcus its fun for him. and everin doesnt see him without any of it on until after the birthday party debacle and loses it slightly bcus she thought that was his real hair the whole time wdym youre BALD (hes not bald his hair is just short)

#my post #the wondrous oc tag #madineau #the lore is stored in the tags #world so beautiful. i love making shit up about my ocs #did this partly bcus i wanna include more ridiculous hairstyles in this bcus i realized that i can #and this is perfect for andoras bcus he literally doenst do anything all day anyways. so he just gets up spends half the day gettnig ready #and then spends the rest of it hanging around ev and bothering her #theres a bit of bright colors and markings like aposematism. like watch out hes toxic do not approach #like ev gives a shit though #ANDDDD ive managed to incorporate MOON SYMBOLISM. bcus god what is this story if not just the moon a thousand times over for no reason #(the reason is it was like 2 am i was delirious on sharpie fumes and got really emotional about the moon out of nowhere)#so like when hes first introduced his makeup includes a new moon. new beginnings and all that #during the birthday party hes got a 1st quarter moon. for intention. bcus thats when ev and an get a little normal about each other #and an specifically realizes oh hey. i actually liek this person. and i think she likes me too. i dont want this to ever stop.#smilesss he realizes this while theyre dancing. and ev is laughing and relaxed and SMILING for once and an wishes he could watch that smile #forever...#dreamy sigh. ive had that scene living in my head for years now #i think i came up with that after reading knifetrick. bcus i loved the party scene soooooo much <33 #where was i. right moon makeup.#so in the very very very end andoras has a full moon #sealing of intention slash continuing the cycle. because its implied hes gonna overthrow the government and kill the current leaders #thats a big jump from where we just were. bear with me here a lot happens in this story #like the birthday party and that tender moment. is interrupted by the rev squad showing up and trying to convince a crowd of people to #murder ev #which more or less works pretty easily btw. they all just go 'ok bet' as if they werent attending HER party.#its fine its whatever its ok. ev doesnt think theres anyone she can truly trust but she does so anyways and just prays they dont turn on he #bcus the only people she has left in the world are her 2 advisors who hate her and her best friend who also maybe hates her

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doodlboy · 2 years ago

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I feel like Steve Irwin rn, just ran halfway across hyrule [almost beefing it a couple times] following a dragon bc I wanted a really good picture of her for my compendium

"Look at that beauty!" *falls into the depths of hell*

#my running through monster camps nearly dying bc theres a pretty lizard in the sky #i love them so much #if dragons were real id be the no.1 researcher in the world i fuckin love dragons #rattles the bars of my cage #also yea all the dragons are she/her 2 me bc they're supposed 2 be like- the 3 goddesses who created hyrule #ALSO THE CUTSCENE I JUST SAW WAS *EXPLODES*#no spoilers bc yea but oh my hades that was fucking awesome #running in circles #foaming at the mouth #im really normal about dragons i swear #theyre so cool and noodly and pretty snd they try 2 kill me if i get too close but thats okay bc they're big critters and i love them #i need 2 figure out how to good pictures of their faces if anybody knows a good spot 2 stand in where they fly low enough 4 that lmk #totk #loz totk #tears of the kingdom #dinraal #farosh #naydra #elliot rambles #dragon

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p2iimon · 7 months ago

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drawing more furry fnaf art. yknow just to keep you posted. i love posting in the tags sorry these ones got away from me

#sammy is a brown bear (like freddy). his mom is white like funtime freddy #then crying child is blue (like bon bon. and to go with lizzies bonnet pink) (theyre not twins in my au but they definitely act like it. so #its like cute.) mrs. afton is blue violet (rockstar bonnie) bc i was running out of colors. i had already assigned her blue anyway.#max is black bc i seriously ran out of rabbit colors. or! no wait shadow bonnie. thats totally the inspo and not i had made his ears black #already. i think thats literally every rabbit color available. the afton family is pretty big. ig vanny. who would go with vanessa. obvi bu #shes not in my au. or at least not an afton. and therefore not a rabbit. if she was though shed be white.#and if you havent seen any previously drawn ones henry and william are yellow (obviously. they already have fursonas. theyre the reason #everyone else gets one. LOL) micheals purple like classic bonnie (who... is purple even if it was then retconned. hes purple. look at #withered bonnie. i hate ppl who say its just lighting. thats a lie by big blue bonnie. he was literally purple and then he changed his mind #like i said lizzie is pink like bonnet. and then charlie is black like lefty. because duhh.#DONT ask me about how this shit works okay. the rabbit dated the rabbit and the bear dated the bear. bc thats what happened. theres not #here. the bears got divorced. and the rabbits. the yellow rabbit and bear are fucking #no um. i like willry but i think if they were really fucking. i just think things would go differently. henry's gay in my au i dont think i #he actually had a man to fuck he'd manage to have children. its not who he is to me. will is bi but he obv thinks henry is some exception t #him being perfectly normal and straight. everyone wants to fuck their business partner. otherwise youd do it yourself #ig they can fuck after. i hate when people do these boring aus where henry and william never get married and william isnt a murderer and so #like what? theres nothing? just a couple of guys? if im looking for fics where theyre fucking im not looking for a fic where everything is #nice and clean. be serious. can we at least have some angst about it being the 70s or are you too much of a bitch for that too #anyway.....#simons spouting #simons fnaf au #OH also if anyone reads this whats the stance on this stupid idea i have where sammy pretends he has a thing for michael to annoy max. bc.#their parents had a thing for eachother. and sammy and max have a more familial relationship. and michael and charlie have a familial #relationship. but michael and sammy have barely met and do not at all. is it pushing it? i was thinking yknow from sammys perspective that'#'his sons' dad but! like you can fuck your sons dad. that's not weird. unless thats the way youre phrasing it i guess LOL. but i guess #michael would be like. thats 'my sisters' brother. and that is not someone you fuck*. BUT this isnt michaels perspective its sammy being #annoying. and from sammys perspective that is NOT his sister and there for NOT his sisters brother. *also im pretty sure this is subjective #if youre just friends. yknow. the ethics of sammy using this to bother max is not on the table because i think he deserves to be a #a bit of an ass. anyway LMAOO fkdglfg. let me know if youd like ive got anon asks on. please dont judge me for not knowing this.

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 4 months ago

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because im less breakable than you

#still dont really remember the details of how this ends but still thinking they couldve made laura vampire instead of carmilla human #also keep thinking - as with all the things recently idk why this is a thing now but i gotta keep thinking abt it - that canonically #carmilla died at 18 #laura is 19 #actresses are 25ish here? it's not a big difference but it is...a little difference #theyre teenagers #they look like teenagers #she fucking died at her first ball hoping to make her first ever friend it's so sad really #but i was thinking abt this too with the iwtv episode where claudia asks armand to turn madeleine and he goes to question her #like certain lines are just so very specifically written i think and they hit so much harder if you adjust their ages mentally #claudia looks 14. shes from 1903 so shes around 40-45 years old?#madeleine's actress is 30ish i believe and i think madeleine is meant to be a similar age #but she looks kind of young. i guess 30 is pretty young actually #armand in the show was turned at 27? assad zaman is 34? close enough i guess you dont have to adjust that much #but in the book hes turned at 17?#like just some lines really hit #when claudia calls madeleine 'some weird white lady i met by happenstance'#imagine a 14 yo talking abt a 30 yo instead of two people who look similar in age #when madeleine calls armand young man when shes like theres nothing left of my era theres been a war #i think she says like 'young man theres been a war'#that 'young man' really hits if you imagine him 17 #idk #also still thinking abt yaz. if she looked 19 #idk. teenage vampires man #also been reading the book and forever5yo claudia is fascinating too i love her #also can they do telepathy in the book bc i feel like a lot of times in the book it's that claudia is being carried by louis like a 5yo #that she whispers stuff in his ear. and thats always the kind of stuff that in the show they'd use telepathy for #it's a good solution both ways i lik eboth but it made me wonder did they just add the telepathy in entirely in the show?#bc i dont believe theres been any so far in the book

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konfizry · 8 months ago

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Anyway speaking of the sun did I ever tell you about the tales of arise eclipses

#im thinking about it again xyhdfgdchdchjh #do you think they like. considered it #i MEAN ofc they did #they cided that sun disappearing behind rena but dO YOU THINK #that they initially planned to have that actually impact like. the WORLD #in a significant manner?#with the actual luminosity level being affected and all #because like for cyslodia iirc this means no sunlight in the morning #(or cyslodia that we get to explore cyslodia's pretty big after all)#but like i can see how this is a problem like #you liberate cyslodia that is the One Realm where its always nighttime except when you end the renans' grasp on the region there #it still doesnt get a full day of sunlight because of astronomical reasons that we cant do anything about yet #also probably the region of the Central Ocean is in perpetual darkness as well but for those same astronomical reasons #like it GERS CONFUSING it would confuse everything idk #but heres the solution: you ditch that cyslodia in endless nighttime idea bc it was stupid in the first place #like. in calaglia they harvest fire astral energy so its a fiery place. theres fire everywhere. in menancia theyre harvesting #earth astral energy so its super lush and green. and so on and so forth #and in cyslodia theyre harvesting light astral energy so theres. theres no light. its dark. because theyre stealing it!!!!!#well why usnt menancia a barren wasteland then. why isnt ganoth super dry. wha #i COULD accept it if like. maybe. if like the completely stealing the light thing us like. ganabelt specifically.#like hes just a Special Boy and found a way to pull all the stops #and something like that has never been done before in the history of the crown contest #but no this has been going since the great conquest apparently so???#like how arent the other lords doing something like that too?#is light astral energy like so fundamentally different that the harvesting process is the opposite of what happens in other realms?#and if thats the case why dont they ever explain it in the game. or just make a pasing comment about it. I'm not picky #aaaanyway. just get rid of that specific cyslodia plot point #and THEN you can focus on how living in the shade of rena influenced what parts of Dahna #like. to just kinda like. cement the world building a bit?

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dandyshucks · 10 months ago

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Guz would be giving me a great big hug, the kind where you pick someone up and twirl them around, for having such a successful socializing outing today :]

#i talked in the group even when i was afraid :] about isopods again but also other things dbdjsl #and i held up my end of the convo w this lady that I often struggle to talk to while we were waiting for the bus together !!#and also did not panic or cry or anything when someone yelled at me for smiling fhfkdl #(that person was unwell and i am not offended or upset at all fhdksl they have their own shit going on so i just hope they are okay)#and ALSO did not panic when a great big dog sniffed me as he and his owner were walking by !!!#(i LOVE dogs - theyre a lifelong special interest - but I was attacked by one a few yrs ago so theres a specific breed im terrified of)#(and this was similar to that breed (not exactly the same but similar enough that i still get scared) so !! huge win !! to not panic!!)#I DUNNO i know theyre all such mundane ''easy'' things but they are all very big for me fjfkdl #i will celebrate any win i can get fhjfkdl and these are genuinely all pretty big for me sdbfjkl #maybe it is silly but i have never denied being a silly goose LMAO #however i am very tired now fjfkdl if i can get some dishes washed so i can have a dinner tonight....#maybe i can work on the valentines art hmmmm #we shall see !!! i would love to work on it though fhfkdl #dandy.cmd #💜so good at being in trouble

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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 1 year ago

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you ever look a show up because youre like what is this actually about and then find the most 2006 photo youve ever seen? yeah, me too

#kai rambles #youve got the flared jeans #youve got everyone wearing a shade as close to beige without just wearing beige #youve got everyone with slick straight hair #youve got five white ladies with various shades of artificially tanned skin #youve got the token big cat print this time being leopard print i think #youve got just awful colour adjutment on the photos of the ladies themselves like someone turned contrast up too high #youve got a background straight off microsoft powerpoint #youve got an actual orange #and you even have the fact that its the cover used in the ithnes store #jesus fucking christ #anyway #i was looking up what the real housewives actually is as a show because surprise surprise ive never watched it #apart from the clips when allison dubois was on one of the approximately 947 variant shows and was like being all catfighty but with a twist #because shes apparently a medium so she was just like ''if you dont shut your clack ill tell you the day that you die''#also ignore that i said clack i dont know what vernacular these ladies would use for shut your mouth so i defaulted to mine and kept going #but yeah anyway what i know about this show was very small and more from a meta standpoint so i looked it up and it mostly looks like #misogyny. its just like watch these rich powerful women squabble over nothing and act like theyre just pretty airheads in a cat fight #version of mortal combat #apparently theres a british spinoff set on chesire which sure okay i will continue to do nothing with thia information #theres a lot of surnames in this show where it feels like their surnames are made up? such as:#knickerbocker pippen vanderpump kirkpatrick gay maloof barshop moon #also turns out i was wrong theres two british spinoffs with the second set on jersey and wow i wish edward paisnel isnt my first association #with jersey. im sure its a lovely place that does not deserve to be forever associated with that man but fuck if that mask isnt a permanent #fixture in my brain now #anyhow the real housewives mostly seems to be in the same area as love island for me where i mostly feel like im watching a different #species (cishets. often entirely white for these casts apparently?) in their natural habitat #although i did come across a kenyan show called the real househelps of kawangware that parodies the concept and looks really interesting #it is on my list to check out at some point

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