#they're such dorks (affectionate)

[soapbubbles511]

Rhys & Taika making up songs

Moderator (to David): This is what you had to deal with every day Taika: You're having to deal with it now

[necromeowncy]

𝘈 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴...

G'raha: "You don't think anyone saw where we ran off to, r-right?"

Aedric: "Ssh. We mustn't be too loud. We don't want to-"

Aedric, realizing how close they are: 😳‼️

G'raha: "Oh? Don't want to what now?"

Aedric: "I… suddenly forgot what I was going to say."

(I was thinking about the early days of their relationship after 5.3 & before 6.0. How Aed & Raha didn't have a place of their own yet so they'd sneak off to a quiet corner in the Rising Stones. 🤭)

[marypsue]

I think that there are far worse options, if you want to do a continuation of The Lost Boys, than focusing on the adventures of the Frog brothers and their vampire-hunting escapades. And personally, I am always a sucker for 'hunter forced to become the thing they hunted' stories.

But I think it's imperative, if you're going to take that angle, that you never forget - and never let the narrative forget - that both the Frog brothers are gigantic fucking losers.

[zantedeschia-praesul]

//eeeheehee ❤️

[pinkie-pinkeroni]

u think i can b cringe about heartsteel on here too lol

[mortal-ethos]

And then there's Minthara, a ruthless, capable Paladin of Vengeance, who makes dad jokes to you in confidence and then is embarrassed and threatens your life for sharing them

The thing that Baldur's Gate got right is that each companion is both extremely cool, tempered with an appropriate dose of cringe.

Gale is a powerful wizard. He uses the phrase 'pish posh' unironically.

Lae'zel is a badass. She asks you to fight her and then gets emotional because you're fighting even though that was her idea.

Karlach. Badass. But we've all seen her idle dance moves.

Wyll is this swashbuckling vigilante and he has a pose he does whenever he says his own superhero name.

Shadowheart. Dark backstory, still striving so hard for the light. Makes a joke about poisonous flowers that falls incredibly flat.

Astarion. Capable rogue and a dangerous vampire. He practises his one-liners ahead of time. Within earshot of the people he wants to use them on.

[limayde]

I wanna shove the Mario Wonder talking flower into a locker (affectionate)

[vandme12]

our serials (kc) with a reader with glasses? :3

Reader who is always forgetting to wear their glasses, making CONSTANT typos in the server, or the characters catching them squinting. Just curious to how that would go ^~^'

V

At first, he assumes your typos are some kind of code. He spends an embarrassing amount of time trying to decipher the nonsense until you admit you just... forgot your glasses.

“You should be more careful. Words matter.” He says this like you’re committing war crimes every time you accidentally call him “Vurghilante.”

Eventually, he starts proofreading your messages. If you send something particularly chaotic, expect him to correct it with the same energy as a disappointed English teacher.

He absolutely notices when you’re squinting at something. If you resist putting your glasses on, he will silently place them on your face like you’re a stubborn child. No words. Just the weight of his judgment.

The one time you squint at him, he deadpans, “I’m not blurry.” But there’s a hint of amusement when you still refuse to wear your glasses.

Once, you mistyped his name so badly it resembled a rare plant species. He spent the next 24 hours sending you obscure botany facts as punishment.

Misaki

Oh, she thinks it’s hilarious. Your typos? Screenshot folder. Your squinting? Material for endless teasing. They calls you “Mole-ey” and won’t stop.

If you try to defend yourself, they just leans in uncomfortably close to your face like, “You sure you can see me, sweetheart? Or am I just a mysterious blur?”

Constantly quizzes you on random distant objects. "What does that sign say? No, no, don't squint. Use your powers."

Steals your glasses when she’s bored and wears them, claiming they're smarter now. He calls himself “Professor Misaki” while pushing them up the bridge of their nose.

If you lose your glasses, prepare for them to find the worst replacements. He once handed you pink heart-shaped sunglasses and insisted it was an upgrade.

If you squint at them, they wiggles his eyebrows and says, “Careful, if you keep looking at me like that, I might start thinking you have a crush.”

Angel

She immediately appoints herself your “Seeing Eye Babe.” If you squint for more than a second, she takes your hand and narrates the world around you like you’re in a dramatic audiobook.

When you make typos, she just rolls with them. Whatever weird word salad you send becomes canon. You once typed “I need a hug pls” as “I need a hog pls,” and now she periodically sends you piglet pictures.

If you’re squinting in her direction, she just tilts her head and teases, “Sweetheart, if you wanted to check me out, all you had to do was ask.”

If you lose your glasses, she will find them immediately. She has a sixth sense for misplaced items and is smug about it every time.

When she catches you struggling, she pulls your glasses from your bag and slides them onto your face with a fond smile. “I like your eyes better when you aren’t torturing them.”

She once bedazzled your glasses case without telling you. You open your bag and suddenly it’s glitter city. “Now you’ll never lose them again,” she winks.

Ronin

Oh, he lives for your mistakes. Every typo is ammo for his endless mockery. He purposefully misreads them to make things worse.

“What do you mean, 'I’d like to grab a dork'? Bold move. Keep talking.”

If you squint at him, he just smirks and leans in too close. “Better? Or do you need me even closer, baby?”

Constantly calls you “Blind Bat,” but somehow it sounds weirdly affectionate. Like you’re his favorite helpless disaster.

If you lose your glasses, he will absolutely hold them hostage until you grovel for them back. And, oh, he will make you grovel.

When he sees you straining at your screen, he dramatically sighs and tugs you onto his lap. “If you won’t fix your eyesight, I guess I’ll just have to keep you close so you don’t wander off and die.”

Despite all the teasing, he memorizes where you usually leave your glasses. He never admits it, but when you panic because you can’t find them, he always knows exactly where to look.

[whoisastro]

GAH I love this sm <3 Your art is SO GOOD I want to eat it

[reginadeltrash]

Since I've had some free time I would like to present you a new little AU that I affectionately call 'Percy Jackson!Athena is Epic!Athena with brain damage'.

The idea is simple, Zeus' real reason to strike down Athena, during god games was that he's scared, let's remember that there's a prophecy about the child of him and Metis dethroning him, and he always assumed it was gonna be a son, because obviously, it was his father who dethroned his grandfather, and it was him who dethroned his father.

But now he's starting to realise that the prophecy never said 'son', it said 'child', and Athena just demonstrated that she's successfully able to get people on her side, both people that generally like her like Hephaestus, but more dangerous, people that usually don't like her like Aphrodite and Hera.

This is dangerous, so for the first time Athena isn't his favourite little girl, she's a threat to his throne and so he strikes her down to reprogram her; this all started because she met that mortal, she was so perfect and emotionless before, so he's gonna make sure that she never really remembers Odysseus.

But doing it immediately is dangerous, the guy is still alive, he may upset the scheme, so he waits and when both Odysseus and his son die he starts subtly gaslighting Athena, also in this version Zeus is the one who wrote the Odyssey to make Odysseus look a lot worse, and also to make himself look better (he never make the Ody decide between him and the crew and he immediately says yes to his baby girl when she asks him to free him, also he omits the argument in My Goodbye, he just makes it seem like Ody and Athena were never that close to begin with)

He also gets Hera on the plan, he tricks her saying that they have to tarnish Odysseus' memory or else the poor little owlet is gonna be devastated and so non-useful, remember how useless she was after Pallas, glancing at the void for hours.

So, yeah, Hera is the reason Odysseus so blatantly cheats in this universe's version of the Odyssey, because that's the worst thing someone can do in her eyes.

So with the constant gaslighting and the lightnings that are still buzzing inside of her, no matter how much Apollo tries to help, Athena quickly becomes a shell of herself, she reverts to being very lonely, harsh and all together like we meet her in the Percy Jackson's series.

Zeus even agrees to cleanse her scars, just because she was such a good little girl and Athena doesn't even know anymore why she had those scars in the first place.

She tries to fill this void that she has, but doesn't know what it is (a friend, the answer is a friend) but misinterpreting that she believes that it's a romantic connection cause it's basically what everyone around her is doing, thus her mind's babies.

And then, suddenly, after the trial of Apollo, the god of the sun insists that everyone else spends at least a little time with their children, Athena makes sure to do everything in private, she can tolerate a child at a time, nothing more.

And so the moment to go to Annabeth arrives and honestly Athena was sure the Poseidon boy was gonna be there too, they're a bit guarded at first, but she promises she comes in peace, she talks with Annabeth, normal deadbeat mother and daughter stuff (How is school? And your boyfriend? Still like sculpture, sorry it was architecture?)

And then Percy just casually arrives with his baby sister Estelle and he's like 'Annabeth can you hold her for a sec? I need to call my mom for something very important and I don't want her near when a monster inevitably attacks!'

And her daughter laughs, shaking her head 'C'mon, Seaweed brain, I'm sure that the important thing is literally just you wanting waffles'

And Percy laughs like a dork and hands her the baby.

And for a moment Athena is sure that she saw this scene somehow and for a single moment she's in Ancient Greece again, seeing Penelope and Odysseus joke with each other with baby Telemachus being passed around, and for only a little moment she wonders how she knows so much about it, she was merely an acquaintance to the Ithaca royal family, wasn't she?

So yeah, this is the idea, if you have questions I beg you let me know, it would make me the happiest girl, because I have too many ideas!

[diagonal-queen]

Uuuuuuh, an idea has just arrive on my mind🤭 you know that boys usually tease girls they like right? I’m really curious how Tachihara and tecchou would do it… (I’m really curious for tecchou😭)

Teasing their crush

♡ pairing: Tecchou Suehiro, Tachihara Michizou, Dazai Osamu, Fyodor Dostoyevsky x fem!Reader

♡ synopsis: How do these boys tease the girl that they like (that's you!)?

♡ cw: Swearing, Jouno suffers a lot, Fyodor is toxic as always, mention of suicide, I somehow manage to bring Astarion up here?? (sorry)

note: i know i know. it's been a while, and i apologise. i just have been so so busy. right now i'm in an exhausted trance writing this and i'm certain i'll wake up tomorrow with no recollection of writing it at all. also threw in dazai and fyodor for the sillies i hope you don't miiind~ as always apologies for errors and i hope you enjoy x

Tecchou:

I cannot see him teasing you.

I'm sorry anon but I just can't see him teasing a girl he likes. He would either be generally nice to her, super awkward but still okay, or just come off as cold and aloof. He wouldn't go out of his way to tease a girl or exchange playful banter with her

If he ever tried to tease he would probably just straight up be mean and insult you or something. And then he wouldn't understand why it didn't work

(Jouno is smacking his head against the wall)

Don't worry. If he's gonna cope with his feelings for you he's gonna do it in a way that benefits you i.e. he's just going to be super obvious about it and not even try to hide it

(update: Jouno is still smacking his head against the wall. someone help him)

Like he'll just openly buy you food and presents and tell you he likes you and like hold your hand and shit?? Tecchou is no-nonsense. He wants to date you, he'll let you know.

And it's not like Tecchou's trying any 'techniques' or anything like that. There is not a THOUGHT behind those beautiful eyes; he's just following his heart <3

Tecchou might be a bit dense when it comes to such socially complicated things as courting, but he's a genuine person and wants to make you feel appreciated, and let you know he loves you. He just does it in the only ways he knows how <3

Tachihara:

The opposite of Tecchou

He's such a teaser. He likes to make jokes with and poke fun at his love interests, but sometimes might go a bit too far with it (If he does he genuinely feels super bad and apologises dw T-T)

Like he's one of those kinds of guys who you would get so caught up in the flirty banter with that you just talk for hours

If you're texting you guys are both kicking your legs and squealing in between texts lowkey, like you're secretly such lovesick dorks but you play it so cool

Some kaguya sama love is war type shit you guys have going on

And god forbid you do this in front of other people. They're probably SO uncomfortable. Like oh my god get a room already (this dot point was ghostwritten by Jouno)

As you two get more and more into it, he becomes less tease-flirty and more sweet-flirty. He genuinely compliments you instead of exchanging little jabs and backhanded teases, and it's so CUTE

He also, for some reason, gets more shy instead of less shy. He blushes, he messes with his hair- AUGH he's so cute

In all honesty no matter what way, shape or form Tachihara flirts with you, even if he's awkward and fumbles each time, he's still such a charmer that you can't help but love him anyway. some messy hair and a sweet boyish grin goes a LONG way!

Dazai:

This is what I like to call Egotistical Flirting

He will tease you by telling you how much you love him, how much other women love him, how wonderful of a guy he is and how great of a deal he's constantly offering you. Yes, the 'deal' in question is dinner and a movie double suicide

And of course you roll your eyes and chuckle, and while he pretends that he's all offended that you aren't openly falling for it, he LOVES that. He loves your affectionate sarcasm and he could milk it out of you for days if he had the time

And he doesn't even wait to even learn your name before he immediately goes full on womaniser. He would just approach you like 'Heyyy~' and it's all downhill from there.

Dazai is a man on a MISSION is what I'm saying

He will also tease you by embarrassing you. He just says the most oUT OF POCKET stuff out of nowhere in public?? He absolutely delights in seeing you get all embarrassed and having you swat at him and scold him

(He's a bit of a masochist don't question it)

Naturally, this is generally a facade to hide the fact that he is hopelessly infatuated with you, and kinda scared of commitment. He hopes you'll accept him as he is but just in case... it's easier to put up a nonchalant front.

Don't worry Dazai. you've got nothing to worry about. :)

Fyodor:

Mind games. Mind games. MIND GAMES

And not the good kind!

He will tease you with this neat little trick he uses called psychological warfare. In his experience it's 100% effective

Fyodor is a toxic little shit. He doesn't often really 'tease' so much as 'neg'. He doesn't quite care too much about your esteem as long as he's able to make you like him back.

You guys know this thing called Ascended Astarion? yeah this is basically just that but ✨ Russian ✨

All this being said he actually does feel affection and love towards you, and he DOES care. He just doesn't want you to reject him, so he'll use any trick necessary to prevent that (regardless of general ethics for the most part)

Fyodor is an all rounder. He'll tease, show genuine affection, neg, flirt, stalk, lovebomb...the whole shebang (I'm sure he asked Nikolai for tips, and I'm even more sure Nikolai had MANY)

Fyodor is just so emotionally out of touch when it comes to other people that he genuinely has no idea how to just...flirt, or even really be casual, like a normal person. It would be sad if he wasn't such a motherfucker

Honestly all of you 'I could fix him' girlies would fall hook line and sinker for this (and I'm allowed to say that because I am one of you)

In the end...man, just date Tachihara

taglist~ ♡ @gettinshiggywithit, @fyodorhatr, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl, @kokoenjiandco, @pinkiipeachiikeen, @call-me-albie

[uelden]

the current atp top 10 as cat or dog breeds (rat-free)

this is going by today's (june 16th-17th) live rankings, so queen's & halle points just dropped. as it says in the title it's rat-free so there will only be 9 players. if you're really curious about tommy paul, who *just* dropped outside the top 10, he'd be a carolina dog.

everything under the cut!

jannik sinner - no breed, orange cat

loves to sleep, independent, playful and mischievous within his close circle, can end up looking like a dork at times, slow to trust. as 90% of domestic cats are not purebred, i thought it right to include a moggy

carlos alcaraz - andalusian terrier

he's from southern spain, quick, sturdy, attention-whore, very friendly, curious, affectionate, touchy-feely, quick on the uptake, vocal, energetic!!!, and has the attention span of a toddler unless there's danger. the andalusian terrier is taller than a jack russell (specifically 15cm-6in taller) but still has *that* kind of character. i have a similar dog (though she's a mysterious mix) and nothing seems physically impossible to them when they're excited, they'll literally try to drag branches 4 times their size and climb any tree trunks. they'll also 100% push their owners into the mud and/or do somersaults for any extra morsel of food. i know people generally compare carlos to a labrador puppy, but if we're talking about adult dogs he definitely doesn't give "big dog energy"

taylor fritz - ragdoll

american, gentle giant, he's big and looks very majestic but is actually clumsy as fuck, very chill, sweet, a kind of dog-like cat in terms of tolerance towards pain and towards other people and animals

novak djokovic - burmese

longest lifespan among cat breeds, also probably the most efficient physical form, a lot stronger than he looks, sinuous, very curious, wants attention, playful, vocal, people-oriented, social

jack draper - "english" labrador retriever

big, strong, good-natured, high-spirited, gentle but can be clumsy with his strength, 100% loyal to his close ones and very affectionate with them, he possesses intelligence, initiative and self-direction but is often underrated because of his friendly and trusting demeanor that makes him seem a bit daft. the "english" line is actually just the show variant, and it has a larger face and stockier build compared to the "american" (field) one. somewhat prone to health problems

lorenzo musetti - italian greyhound

old italian breed, slim and slight, extremely sweet and cute with his family but he's still a greyhound, ergo: high prey drive towards smaller animals, doesn't listen to recall instructions outside if he's fixated on something, needs a lot of training when he's a puppy. can easily get very nervous or fearful and is quite frail, but loves to play outside and can obviously run for days, he's also obviously one of the most graceful and pretty dogs on earth

holger rune - shiba inu

iconic, bold, stubborn, strong-willed, wants attention, affectionate towards his family but mistrustful of strangers, clever, independent, experts say he's got "high aggression, high reactivity and medium trainability", requires a lot of exercise and stimulation otherwise he can get anxious and if he's anxious he *will* scream and go feral and destroy everything in sight

ben shelton - american pit bull terrier

american, confident, big and muscly but still lean, high energy, very agile, extremely brave and fearless, eager to please, will *not* let go of a bone, enthusiastic, willing to work a lot, should obviously be very carefully trained to tame his natural exuberance which can be a danger

daniil medvedev - peterbald

russian, awkward-looking, actually very agile despite how dorky he looks, he's very vocal and unrelenting about it, one of the most verbally articulate cats, extremely intelligent and curious, very affectionate and sweet with his family

[kaiowut99]

Congrats on finishing GX!

Also, in case you're curious what these messages from the gang to Judai are, I had them translated for my subs:

Finished Yugioh GX

pretty good series despite some flaws

[heckthatbork]

I think we have a chance of actually winning this.

Ok, so I was talking with @the-barefoot-hatter about The PollTM. My main concern was Kirk beating Dean, and then it's Ford vs Kirk, and as much as I adore that old man, how are we going to get loser dork nerd Stanford Pines (so affectionate) to win against Captain James T. Kirk, sex icon and inspiration for modern fanfiction and fandom as we know it?

The Dean vs Kirk poll is running more tightly than I originally anticipated, though in hindsight I really should have. For a brief moment, Dean pulled again, and at the moment of me writing this post, they're currently running neck and neck.

Ford, on the other hand, has a comfortable lead against Hawkeye from MASH. Barring another round of botting, I think Ford will win that poll.

Then I noticed the actual poll numbers, and I wondered. Just how many people have actually voted for Kirk in the latest poll so far, and just how many people have voted for Ford? So with the help of Google, I ran the numbers. Both calculations were done at nearly the exact same time some twentyish max minutes ago.

This is currently Kirk's voters.

As you can see, nearly 3k people want to get the captain of the USS Enterprise pregnant. A respectable number! I respect you lot and your dedication to getting him pregnant with a quarter Vulcan baby.

But then I ran Ford's numbers.

He currently has nearly four thousand votes. Holy crap, guys. This is after the - does the math after finding the vote in question - approximately 10.6k votes he got against Megatron.

Kirk, on the other hand, is currently at his highest vote counter of approximately 2.8k, rounded up.

Captain James T. Kirk is the father of modern fanfiction and yaoi fanfiction, and for that I salute him. But if we Fordheads band together, we can win this tournament.

NOW, LET'S GET THAT OLD MAN BREGNANT!!!

(mild edits for grammar)

(Other mild edits because I straight up forgot Hawkeye’s name)

[riddle-me-ri]

Hello, I would like some headcanons where the idiot BTAS squad + Oswald are going through something and their s/o gives them a kiss to comfort them. (of course if you want)

a/n: awww this was just too sweet and cute to pass up lol hope you guys enjoy!

BTAS Dork Squad and Penguin Receiving a Comfort Kiss from Reader

BTAS Riddler:

- Not going to lie, if Eddie had a partner when he was fired from Competitron to comfort him the chances of him turning into the Riddler may have diminished (but only a tiny bit)

- Ed gets frustrated easily when things don't go his way, or others around him can't seem to keep up–or worse yet they're ahead of him somehow…

- Ed is wringing his fingers between his red locks, almost about to pull them out from his scalp–

- He feels a pair of soft lips swoop in and kiss his cheek.

- Everything seemed to stop at that moment.

- All his worries, while they didn't completely go away…their intensity simmered a tad.

- You offered him a sweet smile before leaning in and giving him an even sweeter kiss on his lips–

- Whatever Ed was going to say had died on his lips with your kiss…

- Yet, there was nothing to be said, even when you retracted your lips–

- But Eddie did feel a lot better than before~

BTAS Mad Hatter:

- Jervis was at his wits end.

- His brain chips were fried, his patience was fleeting, steam almost poured out of his ears like a burning tea pot–

- He hears your voice call him and the rage is quickly masked by a calm facade.

- But you knew better, you knew him too well to fall for it.

- You wrapped your arms around his neck and leaned the side of your head against his.

- You gave him a quick peck on the cheek–enticing Jervis to turn his head to face you-

- You took the opening as a chance to lean in forever for a proper kiss.

- Jervis’ eyes widened for a moment before he eagerly returned the kiss.

- You pull back and tell him the tea is ready and he needs a break–

- As Jervis followed you, he couldn't seem to recall what got him frustrated in the first place…

BTAS Scarecrow:

- Jonathan was suffering from burn out–

- No matter what scheme he tried to concoct…it didn't inspire him or motivate him to seek it through…

- You heard him growl in frustration from the loveseat a couple feet away.

- Jonathan stood in front of a corkboard with his head hung in defeat, only cradled by the palms of his hands.

- You made your way towards him already with a plan in mind to calm the Master of Fear.

- Jonathan jumped slightly at the feeling of your arms wrapped around his waist–your head rested in the crook of his neck and shoulder.

- Somehow, your close proximity already made Jon relax some.

- His head perked up when you kissing his cheek.

- Then his temple, his forehead–you gently turned his head to face you so you could kiss his nose and other cheek.

- You only felt satisfied with your affectionate assault when Jonathan started chuckling and smiling…

BTAS Penguin:

- Oswald's henchmen have definitely tested his patience today.

- Everything seemed to agitate the Gentleman of Crime…

- Well, except for you…the only one most likely to pull him out of this miserable state.

- Oz doesn't even acknowledge your presence at first, muttering out loud angrily about his disappointments…

- You paid some attention to what he said, and you found the reason for his foul mood to be quite clear.

- When you called his name, his ranting stopped and he offered a small smile…

- You smiled back, in a knowing way, before giving him a short and sweet kiss on the tip of his long nose.

- Oswald's eyes lit up as his smile widened, a more genuine and pleased smile.

- The Penguin felt better already…but he wouldn't ever turn down another kiss or two…

[whimzycle]

Hi, I've never read a jackrabbit fic but I'm definitely willing to give this ship a go! Do you have recommendations / favourites?

Oh! For sho'!

It did not occur to me how daunting this list is LMAO,,, But also in my defense, I was not given a set limit. So apologies in advance for going ham on the recs LMAO

Here's my favorites

Prelude to Time Feelers by atimefeeler

Really, you should not be surprised that I'm recommending this. It's my favorite rotg fic. The plot and the lore is exquisite. Also, Jack and Bunny's dynamic here is amazing, it's down right phenomenal how great the slow build is.

Under the Mistletoe by touchinghearts

This was, I think one of the first fics I started reading about this ship? Either the second or the first but this fic had me sold on shipping these two. Their banter is entertaining and their conversation is very heartwarming. Also, Baby Tooth is unintentionally hilarious in this fic.

Enticing Contrast (series) by Curious_Bun

I like this series, a lot. It's like an introspection about their attraction it each other. I like Aster's pov because it's just straight up denial and it's never not gonna be hilarious. They're pretty short fics but they contain multitudes!!!

Can I Offer You a Nice Egg in these Trying Times? by avearia

I love this fic LMAO. It's literally just Jack helping Bunny on Easter during the pandemic, really, what more do you need? I always like it in fics when Jack helps around at Easter, idk, it's sweet. Especially in this particular fic, because Jack is the on inspiring hope on Bunny and it's sweet. I love it, it's great.

Flustered by HoneyLemon_Writes

Jack bullying Bunny (affectionately) the fic. It's always fun when Jack annoys Bunny lmao. It's a staple in their dynamic. This fic is adorable ASDFG please I love it to bits.

Could You All Be Serious? by chuuchuug

OUUHH I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH!! The first chapter already has me hooked, I love how playful Bunny is here, like an actual dork (affectionate). Also, I genuinely love how Jack reacts to the spirit world's Fandom, it's hilarious how criticizing and judgmental he is here.

The MASH Gods Have Spoken by Kayasurin

Tooth cheats at MASH and Bunny isn't normal about it. That's it, that's the fic. This one is entertaining because of how down bad Bunny is here BAHHAHA. Actually no, both Bunny and jack are absolute messes here and it's hilarious.

Fly me to the Moon by Kayasurin

OOUUGHHH!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!!! Jack is Bunny's unpaid bodyguard while they go to a party + him being overprotective is always fun. Bunny has social anxiety and I love it for him, get help king. Also I love how straight up indulgent Jack is in here, it's very sweet. It's not very romantic, again it's pre-slash, but it's still sweet if you look at it platonically.

There is Such A Boy by kay_cricketed

I love this one!! One of the first fics I read about this ship that immediately has me enamoured. This story focuses a lot about Jack and his place in the guardians as well as his developing relationship with them, the Jackrabbit is on the side but that's appeal of it lmao.

Floriography by Icka M Chif (mischif)

Hanahaki au!! sort of! All I have to say for this fic is that it has single-handedly the most romantic line I've ever read in fiction ever. “I’ll drape you in garlands of blossoms and teach all the meanings to you.” LIKE?????? I adore this fic so much you don't even know

Weather Phenom by Icka M Chif (mischif)

This one isn't really romantic, it's more familial/platonic but I didn't get to recommend it last time and that's a crime because this fic is great and I love it to bits LMAO. it's literally just 20k words of Bunny and Jack being friends and really what more do you need?

Forgotten Lights by Icka M Chif (mischif)

There's not a lot of fics that utilizes the fact that Bunny can grow extra arms and I've been in shock that this was the only thing I find lmao. ALSO!! Book lore!!!!! I love me some good book lore!!!!

Senses and A Distinct Lack of Sensibility by Icka M Chif (mischif)

In which, Bunny is an idiot but he's lucky Jack likes him LMAO. Or in which Bunny accidentally made his love life a slow burn because he's stupid. I love this, mainly because this is how I think it'd be like if these two would date. Traveling the world and wonder at it's sights and be in the moment lmao.

Hitched by Icka M Chif (mischif)

This one is just plain sweet and hilarious. Love a good ol fashion sleep deprivation lmao. You'll see what I mean, this is mostly just amusing.

Only a Crazy Little Thing I Read by Icka M Chif (mischif)

Not entirely romantic, it's pre-slash and the Jackrabbit is side-lined but like. I like the plot LMAO. Also Peter Pan is evil in here (yes Peter Pan is here). Also: Bunny snapped his jaw shut, holding up a finger before storming over to one of the couches. He picked up a pillow and started screaming into it. Phil stepped up behind Pippa and silently put his hands over her ears. She glanced up at the Yeti, then put her hands over his, pressing them tighter to her skull as the cadence of Bunny’s swearing changed. Love this part, very Bunny thing to do LMAO.

Hope On Your Lips by Icka M Chif (michif)

This one's more sensual but not explicit, I think lmao. Jack is Bunny's chocolate taste tester and Bunny has a weird way of confessing his feelings BAHHAHAH. Either way, this one's sweet.

Ask Me Tomorrow by Icka M Chif (mischif)

This one's just straight up cool honestly. There's Dark!Jack but not to the point that it's disturbing for me (well, it's dark!jack, there's bound to be something disturbing). It's more corrupted Jack honestly. I like this one because there's fairy tale elements in the way it's written. It's a really cool fic.

Bunnymund Holmes (series) by Eastofthemoon, Icka M Chif (mischif) and Ladynero

Au in which Bunny is Sherlock Holmes and it's the highlight of this series LMAO. First of, this series is fun. Bunny being Holmes fits surprisingly well for his character. 13 fics in total, with vibrant lore and intriguing plots. It's not only about Jackrabbit, there's fics about North and Bunny having the best bromance ever, one that's just straight up about Tooth, and one where Tooth and jack are bonding by smacking each other with their respective weapons. It's great, it's fun I love this au very much.

The Crux of It Is by olrinarts

In which, Jack is the stupid this time and tries to get Bunny laid with anyone but himself. That's it, that's the fic. Your honor they are idiots and I'm not willing to defend them.

I've Loved the Stars Too Dearly by olrinarts

This was fun!! It's a fairy tale au!! Where Bunny is a human here but gets cursed into a rabbit and he doesn't really mind it all that much. This was a fun au, mainly because of how it's written like fairytale stories. Immediately had me immersed in it lmao.

Long Live the Bun King by olrinarts

Where Bunny is surrounded by, well, bunnies that won't leave him alone and likes to tamper in his love life. Very light-hearted fic! purely fluff!! Also I love it when Bunny is fond of rabbits, like, c'mon. Tell me with a straight face that he isn't.

Calefaction by rin0rouke

Call this 'that one fic where there are 4 chapters of plot and the rest of it is Jack and Bunny doing the equivalent of the potato baby school project but permanent'. I actually adore the plot of this fic lmao. Mainly because it uses book lore!! It makes me giddy when people use a bit of book lore. Also Jack is a thief here and I'm sure it'd make for a very interesting 'how I met your father' story.

April Showers Bring What Again? by rin0rourke

Another fic that uses book lore!! Golden age never fell in this au and makes me so happy cuz there's very little rotg content about the Golden Age and it sucks because it's so interesting. Jack is a mage and works in retail here!! Not really romantic but I love this fic nonetheless because lore LMAO

Sing, Sing, Sing by Melissae

Soul mate au!! The name on wrist and heartsong thing. The vibe of this fic is pretty melancholic but it's worth it in the end when they finally figured it out. Forever loving the scene where Bunny sprouts flowers for Jack to witness the start of spring. I love it, it's great.

Believing is Seeing by Melissae

Modern au where Jack is mortal and skates short track speedskating for the Olympics and is friends with the Easter Bunny. It's a really sweet fic!! Especially cuz the Guardians were watching and supporting Jack in the Olympics. I love this fic oouughh. Jack being into speedskating isn't something I considered but it fits him a lot lmao.

Blood of the Covenant by Melissae

Hurt/Comfort my love!!! Love love love the bonding of Jack and Bunny here. It's really sweet, found family feels and you know that I'm an absolute sucker for found family feels.

The Age of Not Believing by Melissae

The one where the Guardians has to act out Beauty and the Beast for Sophie ft. Bunny as Belle and Jack as the Beast. Love this fic, it's more of a Jamie fic and the Jackrabbit is background stuff but still. I adore this fic so much. Also can you imagine how amusing it would be to have folk tale icons act out a fairytale story? I'd be rolling on the floor laughing.

Kiss Cam Universe (series) by WritLarge

Human Au! Where Jack retaliates on his shitty boyfriend and kisses the guy next to him on the kiss cam. And that guy happens to be Aster. I love the second part of this series because Jack gets to meet the rest lmao. Also love it when in human aus, people add Pitch into the guardian's friend group as this really eccentric guy that gives you the creeps. Like how Pitch is in rufftoon's comics lmao, that's the only pitch I'll ever accept in any human Au ever.

Seriously Considering Magistricide by WritLarge

Another human au! Where Bunny and Jack bonds over hating their respective kid's shitty teacher every monthly parent meetings. This was fun, I love how it doesn't have a lot of drama (really the only drama is whatever is happening with Jack and Bunny). Pretty easy-going fic.

Morning Blues by iJacques

The one where Bunny can't sleep and Jack tries to help him. It's pre-slash and more platonic, not really romantic but I like it. It's a very down to earth fic, I just love the vibe it gives off. Also the idea of walking in a room and just have Bunny laying down on the floor like a rug would either have me burst out laughing or think he's dead LMAO.

The Rabbit Case by RarusScript

This one's a human au! Wherein Jack is a detective and Bunny is the guy he's trying to look over. I love the fact that Bunny was an apparently annoying case for others but when Jack took over, the roles switches BAHHAHAHHA It's an amazing fic, very intriguing!