#they're so mf gay

[shrimparts-blog888]

Please,god,please. Can you draw Apple looking at a marshmellow like those and thinking about Darling because the palette is simular?

🤲🏻 u ask and shall receive

[teddybeartoji]

i know we talked abt toji who's bad with technology but.... i can't stop thinking abt him taking pics like tom hardy in his myspace era

[gayofthefae]

I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD.

I WAS TRYING TO FIND THE NAME OF THE OLD COUPLE WHO TAUGHT BUCK ABOUT THE BEAUTY OF QUEER LOVE IN 208 AND YES I PROBABLY TYPED IT TOO VAGUELY BUT

THEY'RE THE FIRST RESULT FOR 911 GAYS PFTHAHA

[and the fact that it's them filming their son - right after Eddie apologizes to Buck for getting back with his wife and Buck tells him it's not like he's having an affair, and right before Buck doesn't correct the lady who assumes they're together. Great scene all around. They were like "what's the most coupley photo/scene we can possibly pick to really nail it home for the people who haven't seen it. Camcorder parents. Done.]

[kipowolfton]

doodles (it's mostly tf2 (god help me))

completely related to the 3rd image, I've never met a good 'ol boy who can dance without a partner. Like, southern bois need someone to dance with or they'll look like fools

Very very confident,silly, goofy fools. 😋

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: a 10 panel comic featuring characters from the owl house, set after For the Future. The first panel shows Belos being ejected from the body of Raine, who's currently slumped in Eda's arm as she says "Raine, let's have gay sex", and Belos proclaims "EW AHH NO GROSS!!!". The next panel is an incredibly simplified doodle of the hexsquad reacting. The next panel shows Gus looking at Belos (pooled on the floor", before thinking "nows my chance to get inside his head again!". The next four panels show Gus removing the magic amplifier from his ear, drawing a spell circle, followed by close-ups of both his and Belos' eyes as they both glow blue. The next panel shows Gus saying "alright Belos, time to see what you-" before being cut off in the last panel as it's revealed that Gus can see the ghost of Caleb. Gus makes an exaggerated face of surprise, Caleb waves with a smile while Belos says "Caleb stop" from the floor. End ID]

(IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY THIS LOOKS LIKE ASS IT'S BC I SCANNED AND COLOURED IT DIGITALLY 😭 I drew this in my sketchbook at a fever pitch during one of my free periods) this is my only prediction for watching and dreaming, actually. Not realistic, but funny to me specifically

[xiphiaarts]

Man I might jus be vanilla

[lupeloto]

"get acquainted" ficlet

so i just think that they should bake together but also that, if they tried, it wouldn't go exactly as planned. so, enjoy husbands attempting to bake a cake together as things go slightly rogue

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“Why the hell are we doin’ this again?” Mickey questions as Ian is dragging him by the arm to the kitchen where all the baking supplies are laid out neatly on the counter.

“It’s a good way to get to know your neighbors and get acquainted” Ian hesitates, “I think. I dunno it was Fiona’s idea,” he waves his hand in the air as they settle in front of the counter.

“But I don’t wanna get acquainted. Who gives a shit if they like us or not?” Mickey whines, furrowing his eyebrows.

Ian turns to him, flashing those soft, gentle green eyes, “Mick, please? I think it would be fun to make a cake together, we’ve never baked together before, maybe we’ll like it,” he waves the cake box in front of him teasingly. Mickey takes in the sight, the green in his eyes especially prominent with the sunlight coming in through the window, shining on Ian’s face in a way that has Mickey practically mesmerized. The stupid closed-mouth smile and pleading eyes he flashes when he wants something.

“Fuck, fine.” Mickey says grumpily, “Hate when you gimme those stupid-ass puppy dog eyes,” he mumbles as he gathers the supplies in the center of the counter. 

“Mhm, sure you do,” Ian says, a complacent grin on his face as he heads to the fridge to fetch the eggs.

“Okay so,” Ian turns on his heels towards Mickey, before stopping his train of thought, “Mick don’t put your fucking fingers in the icing. We haven't even made the damn cake yet,” he sighs, yanking the tub away from Mickey, “Plus that’s gross.”

Mickey tilts his head in offense at the confiscation of his icing, “Oh come on, fucking whatever,” he says through a mouth full of chocolate frosting, “I happen to recall you thinking very highly of my fingers last night.” He lifts his eyebrows up-and-down in succession as Ian’s eyes roll to the back of his head. 

Mickey turns back towards the counter, picking up the cake-mix box and reading it carefully, “Okay so it says-” he’s cut-off by Ian smearing a large heaping of icing across his forehead and nose.

“Shit,” Ian says sarcastically, “Accident. Sorry,” he shrugs, suppressing a laugh that crawls up his throat.

“Oh you motherfucker-” Mickey raises his voice, grabbing the other tub of icing on the counter, “You’re going down, Gallagher. You are going the fuck down.”

Ian looks on with fondness at Mickey’s grin, the one where his mouth is open, all his teeth and part of his gums showing…the one that melts Ian from the inside-out, a complete puddle on the floor. It’s as if sunlight beams from him when he flashes that smile, like all of Ian’s worries or sorrows disappear in that moment. Fuck, he loved him.

He snaps himself back to reality, remembering to stay on guard as Mickey was on the prowl with a tub of chocolate icing, spitting multiple threats back-to-back. However, he finds himself just wanting to be closer to him, so he lays his weapon to rest, stepping in towards him.

“Oh? And if i surrender?,” he says roguishly, biting down lightly on his bottom lip as he yanks Mickey closer by the hips.

Mickey pretends to cave, succumbing to Ian’s touch, “Mmh?” he teases before sneak-attacking Ian and smearing an even bigger handful all across his face. 

“Oh my go- you're an asshole,” Ian beams, moving his hand to touch the glob of frosting coating his skin.

“Takes one to know one, bitch-” Mickey is cut-off by Ian breaking the distance between them. He grabs the back of Mickey’s head and brings him in for a messy kiss as both of their lips are still covered in the thick layer of the frosting they used to declare war on one another.

Ian shoves Mickey against the counter, lifting him up slightly onto its surface as his icing-decorated hands travel all over his body. Mickey pulls away slightly, satisfied with his ability to completely deter Ian from their original task, “Still wanna make that cake,” he kisses Ian’s neck, “Get acquainted?” another kiss, “Got a little off-task there, huh?” he flashes a smug smile, implying his knowledge of just how goddamn irresistible Ian finds him. 

“You’re the fucking worst,” Ian chuckles, looking around at the mess they made of the kitchen and each other before they press their lips together through stifled laughs.

[hunter-sylvester]

Handful Of Hunter Sylvester Headcanons

Just silly thoughts I have about the guy.

He loves tea. He decided he was going to start drinking tea with honey after reading it was something vocalists do, only to find out he fucking hates the taste of honey. He’ll still suffer though tea with honey every now and then for the sake of his voice. But when he’s just having a cup of tea for the sake of having a cup of tea, the honey stays in the cabinet. His favorite tea is Earl Grey idk why.

Caffeine makes him really anxious. He still drinks energy drinks sometimes. Kevin typically tries to prevent this.

He painstakingly hand-sews all of his patches on cause he’s an indecisive shit and still wants to be able to move them if needed.

He picks at his nail polish when he’s anxious. Which is often.

He chews on guitar picks when he’s alone. Kevin is the only person who’s ever seen him do it. Kevin decided not to mention it.

He hates paisley print because it reminds him of his dad.

He struggles to find jeans that he thinks ‘look right’ and are comfortable. So when he does find a pair that he likes he’ll buy like 7 of the same jeans.

He has never gotten rid of a single guitar. Even when they are beyond repair. He hangs them on his wall or tucks them away in a case but they never leave him.

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

its so weird to read some of my old fics (do NOT do it but i'm just being hypothetical rn) and reading it. like who even was this person?? i completely was in a haze back in 2020. i literally was posting 3 chapters a day. A DAY. what in the WORLD was that shit.

anyway i remembered some STUPID sappy shit and i didnt remember if i'd put it into a fic or not BUT I FOUND IT.

She and Hope had been dating in secret for months anyway, and any attempt to go talk to Ryan only filed her disposition of displeasure upon knowing that she couldn’t tell anyone, Molly especially, it destroyed herself mentally. They couldn’t really go anywhere near the school, always having to lie to everyone about having projects together when Molly wasn’t around them. It’d consisted with 9 PM - 2 AM intervals of being able to actually see each other. Hope would sneak through her small bedroom window with a portable record player and whatever she had gotten from the vintage record store downtown, and Amy would always fall asleep around eleven because of her internal clock. She would always wake up to find a single sticky note stuck on the edge of her desk whenever she woke up to her alarm the next morning. One of them, Amy still had tucked inside of her phone case, a heavily detailed human heart, with blue and red ink sketched onto a neon pink sticky note, there was a caption that headed the small paper reading the phrase over every now and again makes her almost melt every time. “You have my heart.”

yeah idk why the fuck but i thought of this fucking idea again today and i was like "omg did i ever put that heart note thing in a fic???" yeah you fucking did.

all that to say ME AND WHO???? imagine. thats so fucking.... RAHHHH.

[overly-distressed-mouse]

Yea- sorry hold the fucking phone EXCUSE ME??

I mean I absolutely agree this would be the least problematic thing but did this happen?????

having gay sex is like the least problematic thing that has happened in that US senate hearing room

[iidsch]

Savior update 🦇 I got to the part where Juyi loses her mind and I feel some pity for her because she got roped into this situation and it clearly affected her, but I'm still hardcore on Seyeon's side - something something she's protecting Wohn from being killed which justifies her paranoia and obsessive behavior (to some extent). The big surprise has been Wohn who has taken a really bad turn, it's obvious she can't do anything without Seyeon but at the same time only thinks about herself/what she wants and not how Seyeon feels, which is why this whole situation keeps getting worse. Wohn could have talked to Seyeon or just thought for a second that it's too dangerous for her to get close to Juyi (ESPECIALLY after the scene where she goes to Juyi's house), but instead she's playing the victim while refusing to follow what Seyeon says. I still think she's super cute but my god is she stupid and annoying. Juyi is going through a weird arc? I thought she was going nuts but apparently she still has feelings for Seyeon, which is an awkward reveal given that she seems to be homophobic and also despises her after she ruined her life. This gets even more confusing when you take into account that she is being overly friendly with Wohn to put a wedge between her and Seyeon, like girl clear up your mind about your feelings towards her. The comments on webtoon are as infuriating as always, I can feel my IQ sinking every time I read them. And needless to say that despite the nuance and complexity of the situation, I still hope Seyeon mauls everyone to death, she deserves it <3

[theinfinitedivides]

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ey. it my mother's country and i love it to death but Dominica does vex me sometimes fr fr

[yuri-is-online]

OMG SKULLLYYYYY

HES SO CUTE- HES SO ANIMATED AND HIS VOICE IS PITCHED JUST RIGHT THATS ITS LIKE "OH YOURE A PUPPY" AND IT FITS HIM SO WELL AND HES SO FLUFFY AND HE FUCKING KISSED EVERYONE AND CALLED YUU LOVELY AND IS JUST JOKINGLY FLIRTING WITH EVERYONE AND I JUST-

ALL THE OTHER CHACTERS ARE ALL RESERVED AND WEIRD WHEN IT COMES TO HIGS AND KISSES BUT YOU KNOW WHO AINT?! THIS GUY!!! THIS GAY IS FINE IF YUUS ALL KISSY FLIRTY WITH HIM CAUSE HES THE SAME WAY AND ITS JUST 😫😫😫😫 WE HAVE AN OUTLET!!! I CAN BE AS AFFECTIONATE AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE WITH THIS MF AND IT'LL BE FINE CAUSE HE MATCHES ENERGY SO WELL

HES MY NEW FAVORITE WHITE BOY!!! HES SUCH A GENTLEMAN BUT IN SUCH A CHAOTIC WAY AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OMGGGGGG

He's so energetic and full of life in the same way as the Addams Family is, a real win for the goths and the emos who have stayed stanning Jack the Pumpkin King since Hot Topic first opened it's doors <3

He's even holding Yuu in his arms when they wake up... which gave me a truly evil idea he's such a sweetheart by the sounds of the event so far I will be so sad when we forget everything upon leaving the book. The other NRC guys are just jealous he has the confidence and energy to be a fun flirt because they're too used to Rook pretending to be french to appreciate Skully's swagger lol

[lilybecca1]

He's so jealous bro I can't with his gay ass

He's literally acting like a jealous girlfriend 😭 like at this point I can't defend you Bakugo

I mean the way he's so unapologetically, obviously all about Izuku..

And Midoriya "Kacchan and the others" Izuku is literally all about Bakugo

AND THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT

Like bruh no wonder they didn't become canon in the manga, these two are the most oblivious mfs I've seen in my life...like they could literally be like a married couple and they still wouldn't realize they're in love

I'd be surprised if they finally realized they were in love by the time they'd be in their 50s 😭

[sunnywalnut]

No but I'm still looking for the Denny's that is still in the middle of nowhere

having cis guy friends is so funny like youll ask if they wanna hang out and theyll send you to the dark woods

[luckycloverforducks]

Fuck it, HH swap AU

Their core personalities and backgrounds stay the same, it's mostly a role switch

Niffty <--> Husker

Angel Dust <--> Vaggie

Alastor <--> Charlie

(the typical for swap AUs, I know,,)

Everyone else stays the same

These r edits bc I was just figuring out their designs for the AU, I'll draw them normally another time (Husker isn't here cuz I can't find a good png of the mf)

In this AU Alastor started the hotel mostly because he randomly thought up the idea once and thought, "that's fucking hilarious, I'm doing that" + a secondary sentimental reason he'd kill me for saying (he got genuinely fully invested in the cause eventually)

He advertised it on his radio show suddenly out of the blue after 7 and a half years of radio (lol) silence. Alastor still owns Husker's and Niffty's souls but they're also obviously friends (or atleast close to it)

Also he can read tarot bc why not :3

Charlie is closer to her dad in this AU and more sheltered, adopting a more aloof, smug, and dangerous persona so sinners take her seriously, she also has a very slight condescending outlook towards sinners but she's at her core still compassionate and still views them as her people and want to protect them to a certain extent, and she still thinks the Exterminations are unnecessary and cruel, but she doesn't feel like she can do much about it since according to Lucifer's stories and discouragement, she knows heaven likely wouldn't listen much if at all, but when she heard of Alastor's little project it resparked hope in her and she decided to invest in it, becoming co-owner and funder for the hotel.

Angel Dust/Anthony never made a deal with Valentino and actually stayed in his family's crime/mafia business for the 1st half of him being in Hell, but his dad is a POS and kicked him out for being gay so he started doing s3x work, and then he met Alastor after he brutalized his harassers one day, and Angel wanted to repay the favor somehow. Alastor seems interested in him so they struck a deal (not a soul deal, just a simple deal) which has Angel/Anthony is under Alastors protection in exchange for Angel/Anthony's loyalty and assistance when needed (which is a rare case so Angel still feels like he owes Alastor). They grow friendly with time, and Alastor offers to have him be patient zero for his redemption project, and he accepted.

Vaggie/Vi is still a fallen exterminstor and still met Charlie the same way she did in the show, but after that they went their separate ways and Vi finds herself making a deal with Velvette. Instead of being a pornstar like Angel in the show, she is an influencer and a rockstar/singer, she does enjoy making music and playing the guitar but Velvette tends to overwork her and make her do things she doesn't really like for views/popularity. Velvette is the nicest to Vi/Vaggie compared to with her other employees (which isn't a very highly set bar tbh) but she also frequently break her boundaries.

Vi met Charlie again during one of her concerts and they got close and started dating. (Also one sided Velvette x Vaggie is sort of slightly maybe canon in this AU bc toxic Yuri is fun (and it's only fully one sided after Charlie and Vaggie/Vi started dating))

She helps manage the hotel when needed, but is honestly only there cause Charlie is.

Not much about Niffty changes tbh (she's perfect the way she is, utterly unhinged 😍) she's just a bit more mellowed out and less hyper (she's still hyper just not all the time like in the show) and she's also a bartender and has surprisingly good taste for alcohol, and also frequently makes borderline poisonous drinks while experimenting, but when she gets it right it's really good. Doesn't stop the others of being terrified of her drinks though

Husker is a more smiley and charming in this AU, using a laid back attitude to put people at ease and more willing to open up to him if they need to (he used to use the information people share as blackmail when he needs to back when he was an Overlord, although he never actually needs to spread anything, just threats), and he's still very observant but he's also slightly more unhinged- He's a sort of butler/cleaner for the hotel

He still gets grumpy time to time, but mostly when he's drunk, which isn't as often anymore ever since Niffty was put in charge of the bar (understandably so)

He has a bit of an anger issue and also gets annoyed easily, and sometimes makes unhinged threats as a sort of joke (they stop being much of a joke once you genuinely piss him off)

He likes things clean and tidy because it helps him pretend to be put together

He and Alastor are a bit friendlier compared to in the show, hes still one of the few people that knows more about Alastor, though hes still bummed about the whole being owned by Alastor thing (Husker can also read tarot to a lesser extent bc Al taught him for funzies and Husker thought it's interesting)

His gambling addiction is also ever so slightly worse