#they're so gay asf

[strongestbanner]

✨ Logan’s True War Flashbacks ✨

Idk, I saw this on Twitter and thought IT'S LITERALLY SABES AND WOLVIE in their army era, so I made this 😭

Tags: @wachiturrx @wolvertooth @sir-olofii @black-wolves-bw @blindmeteor @berserkerzodd @blackreed4

Sorry for being annoying, this is for Sabrevine <3

Yeah, I posted the draft by accident earlier today, Tumblr just hates me 🤡

ALSO, MI GENTE LATINO 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[streamdotpng]

I just got a thought so! we all know that Wednesday wears alot of layers right

So one day, during school when Wednesday wants to convince Enid to do something like check out this abandoned place somewhere, do you what she does?

She takes off the blazer and carries it on her arm

It's innocent, it shouldn't do a thing except Enid has the same constitution as someone from the Victorian era around Wednesday for some reason

It shouldn't do a thing, it's literally her girlfriend wearing the rest of the uniform minus the blazer, it should not at all affect the werewolf.

Except, it does, much to Enid's own mortification

Safe to say she was too busy processing what she was seeing to fully realize where they were walking too

Wednesday knows what she's doing btw, theres smth flattering about doing something so tiny yet gaining such a loud reaction

It escalated to her folding her sleeves up one day and it's enough to have Enid blushing and quickly averting her eyes away when Wednesday raises a brow

[kuroo-hitsuji]

Thinking about how Diavolo planted an entire fucking tree, in his fucking hidden childhood hangout spot (protected from anything and everything else in the forest that may try to get to it, mind you, so that is just about the most well-protected tree in the entire devildom--), and of course made sure it grows some of the most Quality apples in hell... Exclusively because he wanted to show Lucifer Devildom apples. What the fuck. That is the gayest thing I've ever heard. And then you find this all out specifically because he turns your little apple picking date with him into Fawning-Over-Lucifer hour, I--

He's pining so fucking hard, man. They're literally so fucking gay. The fact that these two motherfuckers basically canonically have the longest slowburn in fucking History is eating me alive orz

[theloveinc]

i feel like kiri n katsuki are secret fleshlight connoisseurs <3 (they share)

HOOOOOOOOOO my god, bad, bad, nasty, naughty, bad habit.

This is so gross but you know it started in high school when they could only manage to sneak ONE sex toy into the dorms........ and sharing allowed them to keep it better hidden.

Little did they know the sharing-part would be what ended up STICKING, and that'd it almost get even worse when they started running an agency together😔😔😔😔😔😔AND EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY BOTH ENDED UP WITH A CRUSH ON little ol' YOU who pushes paperwork on the floor below them🥺

taking turns squabbling in the other's office about getting to use it when, and now, and if it had been cleaned since it's last usage (although that gets a little less frequent as time goes by. Bakugo's more picky about sloppy seconds but stopped caring as much the first time he saw that you had come in wearing something very low cut. He needed to nut over it so badly that he couldn't wait to even rinse it out with water).

AND YEAH they fight abt who gets to take it home on weekends. One of them always pulls the "just buy another one!!" argument but they're both way overly attached to the well-worn one they've had for years.

People always wonder what they're fighting over but they have their excuses down to a science.

You pop in with last week's statistics printed out all nice and in a stack and Kiri goes from trying to keep Bakugo's hands off his face with a foot to accidentally hardening and slamming his across the room.

And the only thing that stops Bakugo from blowing up the whole place is your confused face (what they were fighting over in the first place, if it was better to bust there or on your kitty)... and in unison they go, "WE WERE JUST TRAINING TOGETHER"

(you probably think they're in a strictly monogamous relationship for the next six months after that and they're confused as to why you always shy away when they get a little too friendly.... and yeah, when you're dating they still refuse to get rid of that damn fleshlight lmfaooo)

[kawaiibarty]

where is that meme of the guy being like

"YOUR HONOUR SHE WONT STOP DOING THIS"

her: *reading fics about fictional men until 3am*

she needs to be edited with dark circles and crusty eyes because that's how im feeling rn

fuck you wolfstar for making me happy at 3am because i am currently NOT happy at 7am

[enbysiriusblack]

honestly walburga and orion were screwed with both sons being heir, even without the war. like sirius would always go against the family values/traditions, plus would want to get a job. and regulus would always be shit at socialising and attending events.

[hotteststar]

little sketch i did of rosekiller as harley quinn and joker (idk how to color) (i'll ruin it so i wanted to share it when it's still lookable)

[sanjiafterhours]

It's hilarious how naruto has chemistry with almost every character in that show except hinata

[ichthyorelationships]

an idea i invite anyone else to write about / run with lol....

the premise that The Change gets all messed up for alberto, say it's something that can happen from stress, &/or happens rarely and you just have to wait for it to resolve itself....used as some parallel to struggling through some emotional turbulence / upheaval / questioning / Realizing Things, etc etc

[sunlessea]

♡ adrien character ref @londonfallen did for me as a gift cuz i've been having a rough few weeks i'm :') not pictured me having to crop the shirtless ref bc i'm afraid tumblr would axe it but KJENRMH ADRIEN THE MAN THAT U ARE...

› ADRIEN ROSARIO / "THE WRETCHED"

[karokawwo]

zzz is losing interest because they don't pander to faggots enough we got some food in the first 2 versions but ever since they've been trying to appeal to gooners and it is quite disappointing

[strongestbanner]

Mwahahaha 😼

[moldy-flowers]

Actually tweaking bc in the little modern naruto au in my head that I'll never be able to write something about bc it changes every 4 seconds, I'm realising that I might have to make Naruto transphobic against Sasuke. Purely bc Naruto was canonically transphobic against an armadillo.

Anyways that's how my day is going hbu.

[azen13]

[Not really sure if this counts as a request but here we go] Who’s your favourite male yandere(s) from genshin? And could you talk about why?

Ah I love this question! Thank you so much for asking. I've been really busy with college lately so I haven't gotten a chance to write recently, but after this week I should be finished with a lot of tests until finals. Just to clear things up, I absolutely accept questions like this! I feel like I haven't really shared a lot about myself as a person so I'm hoping to do more of that in the future.

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

CW: Yandere Themes, Spoilers for Wriothesley's Story Quest

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

I'd say I have four yanderes who I really like, and then a few who I like but I'm not obsessed with. Those four being Alhaitham, Neuvillette, Wriothesley, and Zhongli. Beyond the fact that I just like them as characters (and I'm gay asf lol) they're the most interesting yanderes to me, in part because of how much power they have in their societies.

Alhaitham is really interesting to me because there's this personal conflict between his values and beliefs and the idea of falling in an obsessive love. Alhaitham is inherently self-centered, not narcissistically so, but to the point where he prioritizes and values his time alone. In doing so though, he's also extremely lonely. I think a lot on how Alhaitham would react to someone who's able to match his sharpened blade of wit with one of their own, how he might exchange parries and blows with that person and find himself needing to understand the nature of their mind. I also think about how he'd react to someone who struggles with taking care of themself, or overworking: how he'd try to get you to stop doing so much and trying to please everyone. If his lover can keep up with his intelligence, he treats the romance like a game of chess, lining up his pieces to topple over the defenses surrounding your heart. His possession of you is slow and methodical, like vines growing on walls, slowly creeping over every inch. If his lover's wisdom is spent in other areas, then he's quick to snatch them up and take them home. While I think he's quick to get you under his control, it's harder for him to make them fall in love and surrender to his calculating embrace.

Neuvillette brings a really interesting element that I like to think about when I'm writing for him: immortality. He's a dragon who's lived for centuries, and that element of the slow passage of time is really fun to both write and think about. I really like to think of Neuvillette as a really, really soft yandere; he's seen humanity at its worst, and doesn't want you, the beautiful thing you are, to be tainted by all of its ugliness. Besides, he just can't help himself, what with his draconic instincts.

Out of the four, Wriothesley is the character I'd say I have the hardest time writing for because it's harder for me to explain why he feels the way he does. The working justification I have is that being betrayed by his adoptive family and living his whole life in Meropide made him incredibly lonely and developed a lot of abandonment issues that remained unearthed for years, as he didn't really make many close friends in Meropide. Then you come along though, and for once, Wriothesley has something good, something he doesn't want to give up. He's definitely one of the hardest yanderes to escape, what with Meropide being a literal prison. I think he definitely takes extra precautions when it comes to you, though, because he's so scared of losing them. Beneath his gruff exterior, there's a heart of gold, a man who only craves your complete affection and attention.

And then there's Zhongli, who was actually the character who got me into writing Yanderes. The thing about Zhongli is that as a yandere, you're practically powerless, unless you're on a similar or higher level of power/divinity to him. Even if you exceed his power, you're still going to have a very difficult time escaping his control. With how long he's lived and how much he's seen, he knows the only way to guarantee your safety is to isolate you from Teyvat entirely. Zhongli has no qualms about doing this, regardless of how much you might protest. Because when you've lost everything but Zhongli, you'll eventually—and inevitably—crumble into his arms. Only then will Zhongli put you back together, shaping you to be his perfect lover. Zhongli's greatest power as a yandere is his patience.

[bylertruth3r]

“i need you Mike and i always will”

“i’ve been so lost without you”

“and you know Max,Lucas and Dustin they’re great, they’re great it’s just.. it’s Hawkins it’s not the same without you”

“i feel like i lost you or something”

“i think it’d be better if we’re a team” (which parallels “we make a pretty good team”. Jopper parallel)

“you make me feel like i’m not a mistake at all”

“without a heart we’d all fall apart even me, especially me”

“do you remember the first day that we met? i had nobody i had no friends i just felt so alone and i saw you on the swings and you were alone too and ..i asked.. i asked if you wanted to be my friend and you said yes.. you said yes.. it was the best thing i’ve ever done”

“what if you wanna join another party?” “not possible” (is the "let's start a new party, you and me" about them? probably and it might be how Mike asks Will out after he tells him about Hellfire)

“hey Will if we’re both going crazy we’ll go crazy together right?” “yeah, crazy together” (which parallels “only love makes you that crazy sweetheart and that damn stupid”. Jancy parallel)

"we could just stay in the basement and play dnd and nintendo for the rest of our lives" "yeah"

also Finn in a s2 interview basically implied Will is Mike's light and in the van scene when Mike's staring at Will he's bathed in sunlight like in the couch scene which was probably from Mike's POV

[lxnarphase]

Now you got me on a whole gay train😔

Imagine Toji jerking off at night to the thought of his roomie in lingerie and going online to buy some but the male ones are expensive asf😭 I feel like over time the man would become so desperate that he straight up learns how to sew and makes a custom set just for the reader because he's freaky like that!!! Him not daring to rip the clothes off of reader because "this shit took a lotta time n' work" so he delicately slides it off before funking their brains out!!!😭

MMMM YES YES OK BUT IMAGINE !!! toji not being able to find a place to get some for men, BUT BEING LIKE 'who cares if its supposed to be for women, they look better on him anyways'

and it just MAGICALLY appears in your room one day and you can't help but be a bit flustered and excited to try it on...and of course, toji 'accidentally' walks in on you looking in the mirror, all flustered and cute and dolled up

the way the sage green set looked on you, sheer thigh highs squeezed your legs, the way that pretty bralette with all the little butterflies and flowers on it...but he couldn't stop his jaw from dropping at seeing how hard you were in those tiny little panties, your dick barely able to stay inside the fabric.

"t-toji, they're, uh...t' small," you say, giving a shy little pout, clearly embarrassed about the way you were so exposed. but toji??? toji doesn't CARE, he's pushing you onto the bed, shushing you as he pushes your thighs up to your chest and sucking at your tip through the thin, lacy fabric of the panties

I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMOREEE