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"May I have this dance?"
Me and @blackkatdraws's narrators have a really sweet friendship 💛 I mean, can you blame em? What goes together better than Black and Gold? Thank you for being an inspiration and friend! It's so cool and surreal going from fan to collaborator. I hope you love the painting :)
#I just love them so much#like im a little brainwormed about them#they're so cute GUH#all platonic tho pls no shipping for them <33#tsp#tspud#the stanley parable#tsp narrator#stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#narrator tsp#paraverse#blackkatdraws
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Clingy
bottom!afab!sub John Doe x top!masc!dom Reader
☆ Word Count: 958 ☆
↳ [REQUEST] | AFAB Language Used
CW: Yandere, Face Fucking, Sir Kink, Riding, Nipple Sucking, Orgasm Delay, Squirting, Creampie
You can't go a day without John Doe by your side or at a distance. Everywhere you go, they follow. No matter where. It was starting to get annoying. They even kill people for you, all those close to you are gone and all you’re left with is John.
John clings onto your arm as you walk home, their signature grin on their face. “Can we do it today?” He asks, rubbing his head on your arm.
You sigh. “Sure.” You reply, stepping into your house. You don't have much patience to deal with them today so at least they'll do something worth your while. Having sex is one of the few instances in which you're not annoyed with his presence.
You plop down onto the couch and John scurries over to slot himself in between your open legs, wasting no time getting your length out of its confines. They tuck their hair behind their ears before darting their tongue out and licking the tip of your cock. John drags their long tongue along your shaft, wrapping the unnatural appendage around it and getting you hard. You groan in pleasure as his warm mouth swallows your cock, his tongue still wrapped around your length as he sucks you off. He looks into your eyes as he does so, a red blush strewn across his cheeks.
You grip his hair and force him to move faster, his previous pace too slow for you. John moans as you fuck his face, happily letting you take over. He doesn't gag or drag his teeth along your shaft, one of the few things you love about him. He makes for a good cock sleeve. He reaches down into his pants to touch himself, jerking off his bottom growth as you make a mess of him. You make him deep throat you while letting out sounds of pleasure as he takes your cock without issue. John speeds up his hand movements, loving the noises you make. It tells him that he’s making you feel this good, that his mouth is bringing you this much pleasure.
“You’re better off as my cock sleeve.” You roll your head back. John blushes even harder, eyes rolling back as he orgasms. His moans vibrate along your shaft, bringing you closer to your peak. You pick up the pace, aggressively fucking his mouth before slowing down and dumping your load down his throat.
You pull John off of you, a cute expression on his face that almost makes you forget why he annoys you so much.
“Mo- more..?” He looks at you sweetly.
“If you stop following me around and killing off every person I talk to, I’ll give you more.”
If they stop, will you keep giving them what they want? Just the idea of it makes them excited. “Okay!” They grin.
You stand up and force them to lay on the floor stomach first. John raises their ass high and looks back at you with an intense and excited expression. You unzip their jeans and tug them down, not surprised to see how damp his underwear is. After taking off his boxers, you align your length with his hole and shove yourself inside their warm and welcoming pussy. John bites their lip, eyes rolling back as you fuck into him roughly.
“Yes!” John moans like a shameless slut. “Harder!”
“You don't get to make orders, whore.” You spank their ass.
They moan in response. “Sorry, sir~!”
You grip John’s waist tightly, fucking him even harder. You use your other hand to grab his hair and pull him back. His mouth hangs open, more moans falling out of him. “If you're good, I’ll come inside.”
They shiver. “I- I’ll be guh- good, sir~! So good~!”
“Yeah? You won't come before me, right?”
“I pro- promise!” They nod rapidly. They always come first but now that they're presented with a reward, they’ll try harder to hold back.
“That's a good demon.” You flip them onto their back and push up their shirt. You grope his breast, your mouth occupying the other, and start fucking him at the same pace. John rolls their head back, literally drooling as you stimulate all but one of their pleasure points. They're not sure if they can keep their promise anymore.
“Wa- wait-” They feel their orgasm quickly approaching. “I wah- wanna ride you, sir!”
You stop completely. “..Okay.” You pick him up and sit down on the couch with him still on your cock. John pulls their shirt off completely and starts riding you, moving slowly and sensually. You grope his chest, returning to once again give them the love they deserve. John moans softly as you suck on their nipple.
“Does it feel good?” They ask, gyrating their hips.
You pull away for a moment. “Yeah, move a little faster.”
They pick up the pace, rising up before forcefully slamming down onto your cock. Your moans are muffled by his breast but he can tell you like it. “Are you gonna come, sir?”
You take your mouth away from his chest and nod. You lean back, reaching your peak. John stares at you intensely, focused on how attractive they think you look when you orgasm. A grin grows on their face as soon as they feel your cum flooding their insides. They slow their movements to a halt and wait for your instructions. You rub their clit in circles, causing them to subconsciously roll their hips. You don't mind the slightly overwhelming sensation and help him get to his peak. John holds onto your shoulders and throws his head back, squirting.
“You’ll be good from now on, right? No more killing or stalking.”
“I promise.” John nods, looking at you hazily.
#wicks🕯works#wicks🕯requests#top male reader#male reader#john doe x reader#john doe x male reader#john doe smut#dom male reader#🕯️john doe#afab character#male reader smut
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Hi there I made something
AAAAAAAAA TARI BRACELET !!!!!!
I LOVE SEEING SO MANY FOLKS VERSION'S OF BRACELETS THEY HAVE OF THE SMG4 CAST SO MUCH. I LOVE THE GOLD SM AND JUST HOW EVERYTHING IS ARRANGED WITH DIFFERENT STYLES SUCH AS THE STRIPES, THE TRANSPARENT/CLOUDY ONE AND GUH I JUST LOVE SQUARE TEXT/LETTERS SO MUCH HUIJFEDSXUIHJKEDWSXUYIHJKFEDCSIOU tysm for sharing genuinely your tari bracelet is so cute 😭💛💛💛💛💛💛💛
perhaps this is a good excuse to show off mine i've made bc i don't think i've ever uploaded them on tumblr other than on twitter-
I ALSO DID MAKE A TARI ONE TOO
im so sorry for the bad quality photo, im tired and its so late and i could nOT find a better photo LMAOOOO
i wear all my bracelets if im in theme of the character(s), ex: wearing mainly purple + black i wear smg3, wearing blue + white i wear smg4, did a smg34 assignment for my class i wear both smg3 and smg4- yeah you get the idea OIGUJHDSIGLYHJEWDSUGJ dawko and tari are the only excepts i wear whenever bc they're my fav people in the world and i need them to cope and survive thru my day /silly UIOYUGJHFEDCIHKJEFDS
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Ever think about how harpies wouldn't have penises? They're birds, so they'd just have a little hole that they'd shoot cum out of after rubbing up agaisnt something.
Imagine that. Imagine a cute harpy boy just rubbing his body on yourse, not entering anything, just grinding and cuddling until he cums. Is that anything?
guh
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maybe have some dad!eddie headcanons too 🤲
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• all the ladies around the trailer park who dote on eddie stop by all the time to see him and the baby. they ooh and ahh and coo at your little gremlin as they tug at eddie's hair.
• speaking of his hair, he's learned to keep it tied up so your kid doesn't leave him bald. they've taken to bopping him on the face and squeezing his nose. eddie makes a honking clown noise every time that leaves your kid in a mess of giggles. "eddie don't encourage them." "but it's cute!" "it won't be for long, babe."
• eddie crouching next to the baby while they're in their jumper seat and bouncing with them while they kick their little legs. "jump! jump! jump! on the tiger!" "ta-guh!" "yeah! can you say dio? deeee-oh?"
• "I don't blame you, dude. peas are the worst." eddie's easily overstimmulated by the baby's crying and yelling, but he's not gonna lose his cool, he's not gonna be like his dad, no matter what. he takes deep breaths and keeps trying because his kid deserves a dad that tries even when it gets hard.
• bonus: wayne is the best grandad ever. he wasn't there much when eddie was a baby, but holding this little one in his arms, he can imagine what could've been, sees the life eddie could've had if things had been...different. but eddie has him now, and you, and they'll make sure this kiddo will never want for anything, especially love.
#eddie munson headcanons#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x you#eddie munson fluff#dad!eddie munson#eddie munson x fem!reader#my fics#my hcs
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★ DAY 5 - threesome | brainstorm & perceptor
kinktober 2023 - masterlist.
warnings: top/dom reader + sub/bottom brainstorm + sub/top perceptor + double penetration + overstimulation + dumbification + brainstorms tits are featured + slight humiliation + brainstorm is a kinky shit(perceptor is a secret kinkster) + brainstorm gets wrecked (*REAL NOT FAKE*)
a/n: is it just me or is stormy with his mask off literally gorgeous?? he was cute before but without his mask he's definitely top 10 prettiest transformers
You loved your two conjunxes oh so dearly. You loved it when they got engrossed in their nerdy science stuff, loved it when they bickered over silly things, loved when the three of you took the time to just talk about the things you enjoy, with mostly you and Brainstorm(really just Brainstorm) talking while Perceptor nodded and smiled. But of course, you also loved the debauched things you and your partners got up to in berth.
"Mmhhmm...Percyyy," Brainstorm whimpered into the open-mouthed kiss he was sharing with his conjunx. "Hmmnn..." Percy moaned into the kiss as well, lightly fondling the jet's wings. You were behind Brainstorm, watching carefully as your lovers sloppily made out. It was so cute seeing the two of them all over each other like this. While Stormy was busy kissing Perceptor, he pushed back his leaking valve against your spike panel, wordlessly begging for you to fuck him.
Taking the hint, you released your spike. It was already pressurized-- how could it not be? You moved yourself so that your chest was flush against Stormy's wings and grabbed him by the hips. He shivered, knowing what you were planning to do and opened his legs wider so he could properly receive you. "N-nhhn, [n-name], pl-- MhhnN! Nghh..." Whatever Brainstorm was trying to tell you was cut off short when Percy grabbed his chin and pushed his glossa into his mouth to shut him up.
Brainstorm squirmed in Percy's hold; how long were you going to wait before spiking him? He wanted to whine in frustration but he knew that acting out would only cause him to have to wait even longer. Finally though, he could feel your thick spike against his valve entrance an he whimpered in anticipation. "Stormy, you mind opening up your chestplate for me? I think Percy wants to see your cute tits," you croon into the jet's audials. He immediately released his refineries from there confinements and was taken aback by how quick you were to take on into your servo.
"Your tits are so cute Stormy! Too bad they're so small though," you gave him a fake pout as you rolled his nozzle between your digits. He let out a small squeak from your touch and your words-- his tits weren't that small! Though clearly, you didn't care about what your conjunx thought. You were to busy groping him and getting him worked up . "Percyyy, don't you wanna feel him up too?" you asked the sniper in an overly innocent tone. Having recently just been a viewer, he almost seemed surprised that you acknowledged him again, too busy admiring the two of you. Despite his slight surprise, he took Stormy's other breast and fitted his mouth over the nozzle.
"HnngGH! P-Percy, I-- Ah! Ahnn...n-no..." Brainstorm weakly protested against the constant stimulation of his tits. It was too much! Perceptor was suckling on his nozzle like his life depended on it and you were behind him cruelly pinching his nozzle while you nipped his wings. Worst of all, he could feel your still-pressurized spike rubbing against his valve, a constant reminder of how empty he felt. It was no surprise that Brainstorm overloaded so quick, letting an overstimulated mewl as his golden optics screwed shut. Even through his overload the two of you still didn't let up on. He kept futilely squirming in yours and Percy's grip, letting out more cute whimpers as he silently begs for you to finally fuck him.
Despite how badly he wanted you to spike him, he never actually expected you to shove your spike into him with no warning. "Guh---*Kzzh*--" Stormy's optics widened as he spat out static. He wasn't even close to being ready for your spike to impale him so quickly! His optics unfocused as he trembled through another overload just from you putting your spike into him. In front of him, Percy whined, not sure if he wanted to be the one spiking Brainstorm or to be the one you were fucking. "Don't worry sweetspark," you cooed to Percy, reaching past Brainstorm's frame and cupping his face into your free servo. "I'll give you what you want soon." And with that, you gripped Brainstorm's hips and started to harshly fuck into him.
"HaAHH! Unghh! [N-Name]! Pl-- Oh! Oohhh!" Stormy's spinal strut arched into you as you fucked his valve with a punishing pace. He could feel every bump and ridge on your spike dragging on all his sensitive node clusters and it was driving him mad, despite you barely starting what you had planned for him. Even while you were fucking Stormy's valve, you still had one servo on his breast, relentlessly feeling up the soft protometal and Percy had not yet let up on suckling Stormy's nozzle, as if he was desperate for energon to come out. Perceptor's panels were even released, his spike rutting on Brainstorm's midsection as his valve hidden from your view leaked lubricants.
Stormy overloaded a second time, even harder than the last as his vocalizer let out a loud squeal; barley anytime had passed since you shoved your spike into him yet he was cumming again, his pussy squirting all over your spike making it easier to make your spike kiss his ceiling node. "Ungh, hahhnn! Mnghh-- t-too mu-ugh, o-ohh!" Stormy could barely even form words from the brutal pounding he was receiving, the words dying on his glossa as he was jostled from each of your punishing thrusts. He thought that he might have even overloaded for a third time but it was so hard to think clearly through the pleasure washing over him. "Hey Percy, I think Stormy's wet enough to fit the both of us." Your words brought Brainstorm a bit out of his pleasured daze. The both of you were going to be inside of him? Perceptor's eyes widened before he positioned his spike against the jet's wet heat.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, ye-- A smile formed on Brainstorm's faceplate as he felt Percy's spike touch the entrance of his valve. He had hoping that this would happen since the three of you entered the berth and now he was finally getting his wish: he wanted to be split open on the two of yours' spikes and fucked 'till his circuits fried. Perceptor groaned as he pushed himself into Brainstorm's valve-- it was so tight! Even with all the extra lubricant the two of you had created it was still a tight fit for Percy, making the mech have to put more force into his thrusts, which only made Stormy wail louder.
At last, the two of you were snugly fit into your conjunx's valve. Stormy had a faraway look in his optics, like he was barely hanging on. His wings were trembling...matter of fact. his whole frame was trembling. His mouth was stretched open into a small "o", oral fluids seeping through his cheek cabling. He looked like a lewd mess and the two of you hadn't even started fucking him yet. Without any warning, you began to thrust into the plush valve enveloping your spike and Perceptor took it as an invitation to start moving as well.
"Guh--UNGHH---*Kzzhh*---AHH! *Ghzzk*--" Brainstorm's cries were so loud now that they were mostly being taken up by static. You were so glad that you soundproofed your habsuite so long ago. It wasn't easy for the both of you to efficiently fuck Stormy's valve with the way that his callipers kept cycling down on both the spikes stuffing him absolutely full. Stormy's optics began to roll into the back of his helm as his frame was rocked alongside the powerful thrusts of both you and Perceptor. While he let out overstimulated wails from the spikes dragging over his nodes and striking his ceiling node, he could feel his processor power slipping aways from him; it was so hard to think while the two of you were fucking his leg struts numb! Processor fried from spike, he felt his gestation chamber open up, allowing the spikes inside of him access to his forge.
Percy was the first to overload, letting out a loud cry as he spilled into Brainstorm's awaiting chamber. His overload caused Brainstorm to trip into his...fourth? Fifth overload? He wasn't even sure anymore, all he knew was that he might not ever stop overloading again. That was a thought that made him giggle a bit through his staticky mewls. It was those fucked silly giggles that made you overload last and spill into Stormy's gestation chamber. Stormy spit out static as he felt the rush of your combined transfluid fill up his valve and even escape a bit. He felt so...full. It was the thought of the transfluid still filling up his pussy that made him let out a few fucked silly giggles, twitching from the aftershocks of his intense overloads. Not a single thought was occupying his processor besides the spikes filling him up and making him all warm inside. Even though you had slightly depressurized and you were sure Percy had too, you still wanted to savour the tightness of your conjunx's valve. Just like that, the three of you laid in one berth, cuddling each other as you came down from your highs. You wouldn't be able to stay like that forever though, but it was nice to feel each other's warmth as you rested together.
#vetty's works. ✿#vetty's thirsts. ✿#vetty's kinktober. ✿#valveplug#transformers#transformers brainstorm#brainstorm x reader#perceptor#perceptor x reader#brainstorm x perceptor#simpatico#top reader#dom reader#maccadam
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I’ve returned from my sketchbook quest , and here’s a drawing for dauntless-daffodil , who came up with the idea for the spear baby au.
THEM HAS COOKIE!!! ;A; <3 <3 <3 <3 SMOL WITH COOKIE!!!
AWWWWWW~
oh gods looking at that cute little innocent face i can just FEEEEEEL baby spear watching as chaggie and the hotel all stand around them hotly debating What Food Is Even Healthy For A Baby Spear Spawn Child To Be Eating
Charlie: "A cookie??"
Angel Dust: "They don' need cookies, ya useless gays, they need milk!"
Charlie: "We had cookies in the hotel??"
Vaggie: "Why would they need milk? They've got teeth already! Fangs, even!"
Angel Dust: "That ain't how nutrition an' shit WORKS toots!"
Niffty: (shakes jar full of money) "SWEAR JAR!"
Angel Dust: "Fuck. Shit." (hands over three dollars)
Charlie: "Since when are there cookies in the hotel that I don't know know about???"
Cherri: "If they've got fangs and like chewing stuff, maybe they need meat or something?"
Niffty: "OR BLOOD!!!"
Vaggie: "We are NOT-"
Angel Dust: "Ain't no baby under my watch gettin' fed steaks and BLOOD!"
Charlie: "Where did the cookie even COME from?!"
Husk: (coughs)
Charlie: "Husk! You gave them-?"
Husk: "....bar's always got snacks. And they were just. Staring at me."
Angel Dust: "Husky noooooo....!"
Vaggie: "How? I did a double sweep for undeclared cookies just two days ago- you KNOW what Charlie does to your bar if she goes snack hunting in the middle of night and actually finds something. She's like an adorable cookie gremlin."
Charlie: "Heheh!"
Husk: "Yeah well, she's not the only one allowed to like f- fffffffudging cookies. And your kid seems to take after her, so whatever."
Angel Dust: "Baby cat, that's no reason ta- oh for cryin' out loud, now what Vaggot?"
Vaggie: "...what? I didn't say anything."
Charlie: "Vaggieee, you're smiling~"
Vaggie: "Huh?"
Husk: "Like a dumb... dumb."
Niffty: "Beaming! Grinning! AS WIDE AS A SLIT THROAT-"
Cherri: "-fuck fuck fuck, shit shit, damn crap hell- here, take my money and don't fucking talk like THAT in front of the kid either, what the fuck."
Angel Dust: "Sickening."
Niffty: "Thanks!"
Angel Dust: "I meant Darth Vaggie getting all googey eye'd over her an' Charlie chip having a kid."
Charlie: "Oh so you think they're my kid too, huh?"
Angel Dust: "Are ya gonna let Vaggie raise 'em without ya?"
Charlie: "No~pe~!!!"
Angel Dust: "Then congrats on parenthood ta both of ya, it's already going to hell."
Vaggie: "Okay, uh-"
Husk: "You're gonna fffffeathering cry again."
Vaggie: "-no I'm not, I'm just glad the... my kid isn't still crying. Our kid. They, really are pretty happy with the cookie aren't they?"
Charlie: "Of course they are! It's CHOCOLATE CHIP!!"
Angel Dust: "It's not. Baby food."
Charlie: "It is if it's my baby, and they get milk to go with the cookie!"
Angel Dust: "V-gal, stop her! Use ya dang mom veto!!"
Vaggie: "Eh. Charlie was a hellborn kid and she grew up fine. I trust her."
Charlie: "AWww!!!"
Angel Dust: "Unbelievable."
Husk: "Whipped."
Vaggie: "Yeah? My kid didn't even have to say anything to get a cookie out of you, fluff boy."
Cherri: "Uh, guys.... gays...?"
Husk: "What."
Charlie & Vaggie: "What?"
Angel Dust: "Both and speaking, baby."
Cherri: "Where did..... the baby go...?"
Hotel crew: "....."
Place where baby was: (empty except for crumbs)
Spear Baby: (gone)
Vaggie: (wings bristling) "The-"
Charlie: "OUR!"
Vaggie: "Our-"
Demon Charlie: "-BABY!?"
Niffty: "MOTHER OF FUCK." (throws down swear jar) (tries throwing herself onto the broken shards but angel dust and husk grab her)
-meanwhile, elsewhere in the hotel-
Alastor: (walking quickly)
Spear Baby: (crawling after him)
Alastor: "....shoo."
Spear Baby: "Guh!"
Alastor: (nervous sweating) (walks FASTER)
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#angel dust hazbin hotel#husk hazbin hotel#niffty hazbin hotel#cherri bomb hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#chaggie spear baby au thing#incorrect quotes#silly stuff#Alastor: here. this is yours i presume#charlie: oh thank f- ALASTOR! WHY IS MY KID HANGING OFF YOUR MICROPHONE BY THEIR TEETH??? THEY'RE NOT A F- FIDLING FISH!!#vaggie: ...are you scared of our kid?#alastor: wha-ha-ha-hy! What a marvelously strange suggestion! Don be absurd~!#vaggie: (holds kid out at them)#spear baby: (starts crying)#alastor: (static hiss) (summons husk in front of him as a living shield)#charlie: vaggie /no/. don't weaponize our child please#vaggie: (giving her the kid) (Grinning) aw babe it was only just a LITTLE bit of weaponizing them...#alastor: for the record- I was NOT scared ha HA!#husk: then why the f- fandangle am /i/ here?#alastor: (tight-lipped smile) (banishes him)#vaggie: (SMIRKS)
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guh kevin short. im not normal. scattered debrief below the cut bc spoilers but. guh.
ft really crusty snipping tool pictures of my youtube browser and my nyan cat playback bar that's currently not working properly lol
First of all kevin parents unboxing? this is awesome
Love the fact that Kevin's bike is actually canon
Kevin's last name starts with a P this is big news (spooky month fans when we get a letter of a person's name)
Skid and Pump's younger designs are SO GODDAMN CUTE?????? I love how Skid's mask looks a bit like a sugar skull, I love how they even sound younger and have those sort of "little kid inflections" in their voices, they're EVEN TINIER GUH and also this is the most face and hair we've seen live on camera from these two
(It makes me a little evil how much Skid's hair looks just like his daddy's damn)
Speak of the hairy devil, first time we've seen the back of their heads I think!
Pump is chubby frfr???? this is so awesomesauce
A lot of delightful Kevin expressions in this one moots I can see at least 15 new pfps for yall :3
SKID CRYING OVER HIS DAD MAKES ME WANNA PUT A FIST THRU A WALL
Also like nowadays when Skid is reminded of his dad he's sad but he doesn't fully break down crying which makes me think that this short took place relatively soon after his demise
WHICH IF WE FIGURE OUT WHEN KEV STARTED WORKING THERE WE CAN FIND OUT AROUND WHEN SKIDDAD BIT CURB HUZZAH
Pump getting starry-eyed at the candy is adorable, but he remains starry-eyed staring at Skid which like. maybe its just bc hes already still hyped over the candy but I'm choosing to read it as him also being happy that his best friend is once again also happy which. ough
WOMAN ALERT. Not only seeing Lila with rounder hair animated is interesting (since from that little bit w/ the picture frames we know Lila cut her hair more angular for Skid), but also convinces me more this is relatively soon after Skiddad's death since she seems very distant and tired (but still loves to see her son happy huzzah <3)
Also thinking about it, Lila cutting her hair more angular for Skid was probably bc of Skiddad's passing, since the angular hair resembles his and Skid's hair way more
See the bag full of bugs is funny to me bc that's such a little kid move. Like Kevin obviously sees it as a nuisance but I don't think the kids see it like that. Like, all the time kids hand you stuff they think is cool or generally fine to hand someone that's actually not, like bugs or frogs or somethin
In the section when the kids bring the box of "for adoption" cats into the candy club to play with, I'd like to think that Michelle adopted those cats, since we know she owns a lot of cats and some of them look similar to cats featured in SM6 at her house
COMPILATION OF VERY IMPORTANT IMAGES:
Goodass picture of Eyes bc for some reason we don't have as many super great pics of him as I'd like
Also the bits of Roy stealing shit during SM4 is deeply entertaining he's such a little shithead and I love him
No curve no spin all gas
Also the fact that the fake blood incident involved water balloons full of the stuff delights me so
More Carmen more diva I love her. If she pulled up at my summer job I'd be fighting demons to not pick a fight
They punked his ass
HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO SAILOR
Oh my god they're image limiting me I'm making a part two everyone pony up for the reblog
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Special Halloween Party Event
Chapter 4: Prank
This is a rough translation of the story. You may encounter minor errors on the way, please be understanding and considerate (*´ω`*) With that being said, enjoy reading!
ITALICS - Narration; BOLD ITALIC - Dialogues
One day. Ammon and Melody were standing in front of the flower bed when I was out in the garden.
Melody: Hum, humm ♪
Ammon: Oh, Melody-chan you're great at taking care of flowers~
Melody: Really? I'm so happy ♪ There's a lot of cute flowers, Melody loves this house ♡
Ammon: That's so. Glad to hear it. Wait, huh? If it isn't Aruji-sama. You came.
Hello, Ammon.
Melody: Hello "arujisan"
Hello to you too, Melody-chan
Ammon: We're tending the garden right now. Melody-chan helped me yesterday too.
Melody: Because Melody loves flowers ♪ Wah, it's butterfly-san, so pretty ♡
Ammon: They're flying around Melody-chan.
Melody: Fufufu, hello butterfly-san ♪
(... What is this heartwarming atmosphere?)
Melody: I'm sure butterfly-san also loves this place ♡ There are plenty of pretty flowers after all ♪
Ammon: You keep complimenting this place~ I'll give this to the kind Melody-chan then.
Melody: Is this a flower crown?
Ammon: I made it myself. It's a gift for you, Melody-chan.
Melody: Thank you, Ammon-kun ♪ Melody will cherish this ♡
(So cute...)
Ammon: Hehe. You don't need to look so envious, Aruji-sama. I also prepare one for you too ♪
A-An envious look...
Ammon: Again with that~♪ Put your heart at ease, my number one will always be Aruji-sama ♪
Melody: You two get along so well ♡
[Rustle rustle…]
Kuromi: I can't tell what they are talking about… Aaaaaaah! That My Melody, she got a flower crown from Ammon-sama! Why not me but her!
Lamli: Isn't Rose-kun too close with Aruji-sama? He's definitely getting a head start… Kuromi-chan. We don't need to hold back for this one. We'll pay them back with this prank as planned!
Kuromi: Roger! When My Melody passed under this tree… I'll surprise her with this fake bug ★
Lamli: For me, I'll hang this fake little ribbity friend in front of his eyes ♪ By the way, watch out not to throw it to Aruji-sama, okay?
Kuromi: T-Then you should go easy on Ammon-sama too… No, I'm sure a surprised Ammon-sama would look cool too… ♡
[Rustle rustle…]
Ammon: What are you guys doing on top of the tree? We can see you, y’know?
Kuromi: Whaa!? T-They found us!?
[Slide…]
Kuromi: Wah! Waaah!
Lamli: W-Watch out! Kuromi-chan!
Kuromi: Waaaaaaah!
Kuromi-chan is gonna fall!!
[Puff…]
Ammon: There… That was close. Are you all right?
Kuromi: A-Ammon-shama ♡ You save me…
A-Are you all right?
Melody: Kuromi-chan are you okay? Huh? Your face is red.
Kuromi: Eh, um, no this is… I-It’s not like I'm blushing okay!
Melody: Why won't you look at Ammon-kun’s face?
Kuromi: T-This is… err…
Ammon: Kuromi-chan. I'll be putting you down.
Kuromi: Y-Yes ♡
Ammon: Doesn't look like you're hurt anywhere.
Kuromi: Ammon-sama, thank you for saving me ♡
Ammon: You're welcome.
Thank goodness that Ammon managed to catch her in time.
Ammon: Seriously, you surprised me there.
Melody: Oh? It looks like something fell. Is this a toy bug?
Kuromi: Ah!
Melody: Could this be yours, Kuromi-chan? Here ♪ Be careful not to drop your important things ♡
Kuromi: It's not like this toy is important to me!
Melody: By the way, why is Kuromi-chan climbing up the tree?
Kuromi: T-That's…
Ammon: Lamli~ Shouldn't you come down from there soon?
Lamli: Guh…!
[Rustle rustle…]
Lamli: Well if it isn't Rose-kun. You see~ I was actually talking with Kuromi-chan on top the tree~ So glad to know that Kuromi-chan is alright~
Ammon: Wait. Did you hide something in your pocket just now?
Lamli: What? Why the sudden question? What are you talking about?
Ammon: Aruji-sama, could you take a look?
Me?
Ammon: Lamli won't resist if it's Aruji-sama.
All right.
Lamli: Wait, Rose-kun. That's not fair.
I'm sorry, Lamli.
Lamli: A-Aruji-sama…
Is this a fake frog?
Ammon: Lamli, what were you planning to do with that toy frog?
Lamli: Ermm…
Ammon: I already have an idea of what you were up to… Since you were trying to pull a prank on me… You wouldn't mind me if I did the same, would you?
Lamli: Rose-kun, your smile is kinda scary…
Kuromi: A-Ammon-shama… I was only targeting My Melody…
(A-Alright… I'll intervene at this moment…)
Melody: Everyone don't fight. Let's get along ♡
(S-So adorable…)
Ammon: I know. I'll let them off for Melody-chan today. But there won't be a next time, you got it?
Lamli & Kuromi: Ye~s……
#aknk#akuneko#あくねこ#devil butler with black cat#悪魔執���と黒い猫#aknkslations#akuneko translations#special halloween party
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Hi there! Can ask for some Spot/Johnathan X Reader where Reader get cuteness aggression from him just being his dorky, nerdy self?
Like, he's going on about a science topic and is being animated and expressive and being so happy and cute and Reader just goes on over and ambushes him with kisses or something? Maybe squishing his cheeks?
This man has me in a chokehold and I can't get enough of him. 🤍🖤🤍🖤
Thank you for your time! 🩵
Jonathan w/ a reader who has cuteness aggression!
Short one for this since I'm cooking dinner!! Chicken alfredo!
Written this as jon since theres been a lot of spot reqs lately!! Ik they're the same person but I write for them just ever so slightly different
Maybe
At least I think I do
Jon's more
Chill? Like less jealous
Just slightly
Really? Him
He squishes his own cheeks... he doesn't have much squish, not in the face reigon at least.. at least he doesnt think so
That doesn't seem to stop you from just
Walking up to him and cupping his face
Then
Squiiiiiish
Hes not complaining! He only asks you dont do it when hes doing something that requires concentration
Now the kisses...
He LOVES those
Slightly off topic but sometimes he'll hype up an injury to get more attention
Paper cut? He'll act like he just cut his finger off
Please oh please, y/n! Make it better :(!!
Looks at you all lovestruck when you're tending to him
Sobs
Anyways
Back to the prompt
Imagine like
No because imagine he starts rambling and hes getting really into it and it's the first time he let himself get really into it around you so
He just immediately trails off and gets nervous when you suddenly walk over to him
The relief he feels when you start kissing all over him
Hes a lil confused too, but he grows to love it!
Especially because sometimes he kinda
Gets embarrassed to outright ask for affection and praise
So the fact you're so willing to give it to him, for just existing, makes him feel so loved
GUH
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broppy kiss analysis (or, well, just me screaming into my laptop for an entire forty seconds straight while i mentally and physically replay this scene)
it has come people. it has come
watch me quote almost every line in that near 40-second clip
"so? how you feeling?" poppy gurl is just concerned for branch it's just RIDNGRSIHGNRSUIDGBEWGEOIWEWGFEHUI
and then branch just gives a whirlwind of feelings (HE OPENED UP HE OPENED UP HE OPENED UP WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THE FORESHADOWING IN THE BEGINNING), and he looks SO SMITTEN. dude just be like 'i wont hide the fact that im smitten with the queen of pop and the mount rageons will know it'
"whoa! tmi! boundaries, my man; that's a lot of feelings!" girl the hands up just won me over. and BRANCH MY MAN THE LOOK U GAVE HER I SWEAR IM GONNA ROLL OVER AND SOB AND SQUEAL. AND THE WAY SHE REFERS TO HIM AS 'MY MAN' WAAAHHHH AND THE LOOKS THEY'RE SHOOTING EACH OTHER OH MY GOSH
the laugh. the laugh. the laugh. DUDE SOUNDS SO HOPELESSLY IN LOVE, and tbh their voices mix really well, just that his laugh drags on longer
THE KISS (DONT MIND MY CAPS LOL). THE PART I’VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO. OH GOSH THE WAY SHE JUST PULLS HIS VEST AND BRINGS HIM CLOSE FOR THE KISS RIOGHRGSNIOFSIFANIODSANIODF AAAAAAAAAA. AND THE WAY HE LOOKS SO INTO IT LIKE I MEAN I PERSONALLY PERCEIVED IT AS A FIRST LIP KISS IF IT IS IM GONNA CRY AT HOW THEYRE SO IN SYNC (WOW BOYBAND PUN HERE)
AND POPPY LOOKS LIKE SHES SMILING IN THE KISS OH MY GUH-
NO WAIT BOTH OF THEM ARE
AND THEN HE HOLDS HER HANDS WAAAH IM SQUEALING EVEN HARDER NOW
ON THE MOUNT RAGEOUS SCREEN THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE SUBTLY SHIFTING AND THE MOUNT RAGEONS JUST CHEERING OH MY GOSH THEY SHIP BROPPY
THAT GIRL IN THE CENTRE WHOS JUST LIKE AWWW AND EVERYONE ELSE WHOS CLAPPING I HONOUR YALL
BRUCE AND CLAY FIST-BUMPING OR SOME SECRET HANDSHAKE AND SMILING AT THE TWO
AND JD AND FLOYD. FLOYD IS LITERALLY SHEDDING A TEAR (OF HAPPINESS? i don't know tbh) AND JD JUST PUTS HIS HAND ON HIS SHOULDER LIKE 'OKAY WE HAVE A COMMON TOPIC: BRANCH'S GIRLFRIEND'
GUYS BE PROUD BROZONE'S YOUNGEST MEMBER IS DATING THE QUEEN OF POP AND IS SHARING A KISS WITH HER ON SCREEN WITH EVERYONE WATCHING
AND THEY'RE ALL SMILING
RHONDA. OH, RHONDA. SHE JUST WENT WOOHOO AND LIKE MADE HER SOUND EVERYONE IS CELEBRATING
AND IN THAT SHOT BEFORE THEY PULL AWAY BRANCH IS SMILING AND POPPY IS IN DEEP AND WHEN THEY PULL AWAY IT'S JUST SO ADORABLE
anyways that's all for my rant
side note? branch looks cute with braids (he looks like some cute little girl). thank you viva for the wonderful hair-braiding skill :))
#trolls#trolls band together#dreamworks trolls#broppy#branch x poppy#poppy x branch#branch trolls#branch#trolls branch#poppy trolls#trolls poppy#poppy#queen poppy#less gooo#ADGIJROIGNEROUDGDHT#IT HAS COME PEOPLE IT HAS COME#the days of watching clips have come into play#IM DOING IT#rant post#rant incoming#broppy kiss#why did I forget to tag this#screaming. screamingg. SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGG.
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Can we talk about how much of a sucker Steve would be for kisses. Like obviously right on the lips is prime but a kiss on the cheek or the forehead drives him a little mad. Or maybe right on the nose, I think that one particularly makes him blush like crazy.
If Bucky walks up behind him in the morning before he's put a shirt on and plants a kiss right on the crook of his neck or his shoulder, he will never fail to go red all over. If he kisses the base of Steve's neck right at the top of his back, it makes him shiver all the way down to his tail bone.
Or if they're in a certain position where it's viable, pressing a delicate kiss onto his tail bone and watching the shiver reverse and go all the way up his back and shoulders.
Kisses on his inner thighs too, turns Steve into a melted, jelly like mess, he always twitches away, since it's almost a ticklish sensation but Bucky never lets him get far.
And EVERY kiss without fail, no matter where it's located on his body, no matter the mood, makes Steve produce a quiet little breathy whine form the back of his throat. He doesn't even realise he does it and Bucky doesn't want to say anything because if Steve actually become aware that he does it, he might stop. And what a tragedy that would be so Bucky just keeps it to himself, struggles, but keeps it.
Oh my god, yes. Yes, we can talk about it, though, really, this just reminds me so strongly of an older ask I answered about how Steve feels about being licked
Like, he's just so sensitive and sweet. There's something about a tongue, or in this case, a pair of lips pressed against his skin that he can't help but react to. Even the faintest kiss, the softest kitten-lick, and he's shuddering. He gets goosebumps everywhere, turning pink faster than should be possible.
He can't help it.
Steve is so simple sometimes, dumb with pleasure, and getting pleasure from things that Bucky... doesn't really understand. Like, okay, yes, of course, being licked, being kissed feels good, it's sensual, but outright sexual? Pleasurable in a way that you can't help but curl your toes and bow your back until the arch is so deep it hurts? Nah. Not unless you're Steve, apparently.
Supersensitive, superslut Steve.
That's his Steve.
"Or if they're in a certain position where it's viable, pressing a delicate kiss onto his tail bone and watching the shiver reverse and go all the way up his back and shoulders."
Guh.
I really love the imagery of that. Steve's this big, muscular guy but the small of his back is so small and his tailbone is so cute with that pink little line down between his cheeks, over his tight hole, and down his pretty balls.
Thinking about that pouty, breathy whine is too much 😮💨😮💨 I can't take it. He's the fucking sweetest and such a filthy lil thing. I love him.
Thank you for your thoughts and reminding me of that older ask!!
#asks#steve rogers#bucky barnes#stucky#fandomfluffandfuck#anon provided writing#big sub steve#dom bucky
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May I ask that you share your Bennister propaganda. I'm curious on what the hype is about ;0?
OK SO.
In the actual story there's really only 2 people that actually seem to care for Benny, right? Ellen and Gorrister. While Ellen is talked about more with interacting with Benny, Gorrister still does like a pretty decent amount !! Like he literally tells him a story thas so cute
Like of course Gorrister is apathetic and doesn't exactly seem thrilled to repeat AM's story but he still does, and with minimal complaining- and it's said this is a thing that happens several times, and I feel like that's just really cute tbh . Cus anyone of the group could tell the story but still Gorrister does each time. So like. Gorrister tells Benny stories. That's rlly sweet .
There's always that scene right before everyone else's death that doesn't exactly lend anything to my pro Bennister propaganda but like . It exists and I feel like I gotta mention it so. That happens but shh. Jus means they're a lil complicated/silly
They have these nice contrasts and similarities as well that I think are nice as a dynamic. Benny and Gorrister are both made as parodies of their former selves . Benny in the game was a war general, while Gorrister was anti-war, which also honestly can lend to something with Gorrister expressing that wish of joining the military so maybe he could've died like the rest and Benny (in some way) comforting him .
Leaning more into inferences and headcanons now, Benny was of very high regard before AM messed him up. Like, he was hot and really smart and had a lot going for him. If he had any bit of himself left (which it seems like there's at least a sliver of his original self in there with the fact he can have favorite stories, which are kind of a sign that your brain can still sort things out) I feel like he'd be absolutely humiliated about what he's become. I mean it is talked about briefly in his psychodrama. But Ellen probably just makes him uncomfortable. Like, there's no doubt he appreciates her, yeah. But I mean one he's forced to sleep with a woman, which probably has uncomfortability that seeps over into everyday life, and her help and friendship is a lot more humiliating and comes off as pity. I mean like a man of such high regard being spoken like he's a kid ?? Guh
But then there's Gorrister . He's someone who obviously does care for Benny some bit, despite the apathy. But, the apathy lend to a.more casual way of interacting with Benny and treating him normally bc he literally does not fucking care
I just think . They are very neat . :3. They have an interesting dynamic- and honestly it doesn't irk me like how Ted x Ellen does or kinda AM x Ted . Like aside from the whole.. cannibalism part.. they're generally unproblematic together and yea
Anyways Bennister :3
#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#benny ihnmaims#gorrister ihnmaims#benny x gorrister#bennister#gorristben
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I have some questions for you about advent children which are
1-What do you think of Loz, Yazoo and Kadaj?
and
2- How gay is it, what do you think about sfkr in that film?
YESSS OKKKK this is gonna get sooo fucking long buckle up
I FUCKING LOVEEEEE THEMMMMMMMM THEYRE SOOO 🫶🫶🫶im like omg the sillies...! one second and then the next second im like.
LITERALLY. KADAJ MAKES ME SO FUCKING. SAD. doomed from the beginning. pulls all my hair out and vomits. seph was propped up as a false messiah and kadaj was propped up as seph its like. both of them are denied legacies and identities because of how trapped they are by the circumstances of their birth. like their births determine the trajectory of their lives AND ITS ESP TRAGIC CUZ THE TRIO R LITERALLY LIKE THREE DAYS OLDDDD.... seph was a grown ass adult and could have chosen to resist at any time but kadaj is a three year old teenager. kills msyelf. what do you fucking do hes the smudged charcoal on the other side of a drawing thats already an imitation of something from life. NOT TO FUCKING MENTION BRO NOT TO MENTION. THE WAY HE DIED. CLOUD HOLDING HIM UP PIETA STYLE WHAT IF I KILLED MYSELFFF GRRAHHH. offered mercy by ur executioner after being used as a vessel for a battle much larger than you that swallowed you up. the biblical allegory goes crazy bc the same way jesus was born to die i believe kadaj was born to die. the narrative requires him to die for cloud to have his rematch and to become a vessel for cloud's metaphorical demons (sephiroth)
i also rly like the idea that kadaj is more human/childlike than seph and post ac au when seph returns she returns with memories of having been kadaj. with all the insecurity and teenagedness and rawness of being removed from a godly existence. (in a similar way to where some ppl believe jesus/god in christian belief incarnated as a human to know what it was like) And also with the memory of being held by cloud in that way 🤠👍
Also @dykesferatu has a big brain beautiful interpretation where kadaj contains elements of cloud (the insecurity, desire for (motherly) validation, desire to prove himself etc) and is proof that seph contains elements of cloud the same way cloud contains elements of seph (s cells and stuff) I LOVE IT A LOT... THEYRE MIXED UP..... They're forever leaving scars and parts of themselves inside each other... Guh....
Loz and yazoo r so cute and cunty also.... I wish we had more of them :oT id ego and superego if they slayed....
2) ok time to go crazymode. ITS GAY!!!! ITS GAY!!!! ITS GAY!!!!!! ITS GAY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My godddd. The geostigma thing is so fuckinh gay acting like its a hickeyyy 😭😭😭😭😭 "you got rid of it 😈?" GIRL. ITS A DISEASE NOT A HICKEYYYY THEYRE SO WEIRDDDDD sephs obsession w leaving her mark on cloud is insane (she is the mark) also casually confessing that she wanted to sail the universe with a barren earth w cloud specifically is so 🤮🤮🤮 GAY SEX WOULD BE LESS GAY. God. The way she sounds turned on by cloud getting stronger 😨😨😨 like howd u get so strong <333 and clouds like stfu none of ur biz LIKE HELLO??????
God also ac idea that seph can only come back through cloud is so. 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 Guhhhhhhh... GUGHGGGHHH... LIKE WHEN SHE STARTED GOING OFF AB THE GEOSTIGMA I WAS LIKE BITCH STFUUUU WE ALL KNOW WHY UR GAY ASS IS BACK. Thematically ac works well for me too. Not in a way where i think it directly is connected to the og game but its a good addition. I believe that seph will always come back (in some form) because shes a metaphorical wound on cloud. And wounds may heal but they still generally scar and ache and never really go away fully. So cloud has to learn to live with her. So im a sephiroth always comes back truther. Until they reach a truce or equilibrium of some sort. (Preferably this equilibrium involves them kissing) I love divorced vibes they give off too where this godlike angel of death comes back bringing destruction and this guy's like "🙄🙄🙄 ughhh fucking you again. GO AWAY" DIVORCEDDDDDD!!!!!
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Good Omens Love Letter- by @/elnorawhittaker
Day 5. Favorite GO-coded song, lyrics, playlist:
I couldn't ever pick just one song, so here are a few. Listed from most to least effects on my brain: (90% of these songs have animatics already, so PLZ GO WATCH THEM)
They're Only Human from Death Note the Musical- There is an animatic for this on YT and OMFG IT IS SO DAMN GOOD!! I remember watching it over and OVER again because I lived it so much! The art style definitely influenced me to actually draw noses differently.
Home by Catie Turner- This animatic paired with part 1 made me literally sob my goddamn eyes out when I originally saw it. I was inconsolable, and yet I listened to this song on repeat afterward.
Best Friend by Laufey- One or the first ever GO codes songs I listened to outside of an animatic and also one of the first Laufey songs I ever listened to. I still want to make something with this song soo bad!! It makes me so happy.
In Case You Don't Live Forever and Share Your Address by Ben Platt- Both of these animatics on YT make my heart clench so badly (they're both so cute)
Freefall and Devil Like Me by Rainbow Surprise Kitten- 2 other animatics that made me emotional and I love them so much
Devil's Backbone by The Civil Wars- One animatic on YT that changed my Brain Chemistry fr fr. So beautiful.
Constellations by The Oh Hellos- I don't remember if I listened to the song or watched the animatic first, but GOD, I love this song for Aziracrow
Stray Italian Greyhound by Vienna Teng- Super cute animatic on YT TvT
Mercury by Sleeping At Last- There is an animatic of this song on YT, and I swear it makes me so emotional every time I listen to the song. Just a beautiful reflection of humanity and a beautiful Aziracrow animatic just GUH!!
Madame Guillotine and The Riddle from The Scarlet Pimpernel- There are a few animatics on YT for
Madame Guillotine and they're about the Fall and The Riddle, there is one animatic in particular that I would watch on repeat and I loved it so much. I wanted to eat the art style.
Butch 4 Butch by Rio- I WANT TO CREATE SOMETHING FOR THIS SONG SO BADLY!! FEM AZIRACROW!!! I had a storyboard for this animatic a while ago, but I think it ended up getting thrown away with all my old art when a shitty family member threw away all my family's stuff >:[
Table Top by Austin Giorgio- 60s Aziracrow Human AU!!! I also drew something for it
Drink by The Happy Fits- The animatic on YT makes me so emotional, man!!
For The Dancing and the Dreaming from How to Train Your Dragon- There is such a cute animatic on YT of this song omg.
After Hours and Pale Blue Eyes by Velvet Underground- An obvious choice but the animatics, man. THE ANIMATICS!!
Dear Fellow Traveler by Sea Wolf- Super cool and good animatic on YT!! From
Eden by Hozier- An obvious choice but there is a 2 part animatic on YT that just nails it for me.
Rocketeer by Stephanie Dan- Very pretty song but there was an animatic that was super simple that made my heart happy
Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen- An obvious one but good. (Also some good animatics on it on YT)
An Angel Fell by Nine- A Good Omens fan song that made me feel many things when I originally listened to it.
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Familiar Pt. 2
CHAPTER SONG: Good Pussy Problems - Jada Kingdom
Tag list: @lppriceisright @callmewifey @briacreations96 @ilovelulu @doramilaj233 @littlebizcuit @ziayamikaelson @andibecamethestars @6-noir @s0lam33y @briacreations96 blacknthick7
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"Jay, betta yuh did put seh yuh waan ah fiftee percent fih yuh royalties dem." (Better you did put that you want fifty percent of your royalties) Dom ran his fingers over his face, you'd both been in his living room going over the proposed contract N'Jadaka's assistant had sent.
"Mi know weh mi ah do. If mi tek a bigga cut dem nah guh waan me fih own mi masters dem." (I know what I am doing, If I take a bigger cut they won't want me to own my masters) You respond.
"Jah, yuh really ah guh tek twenty five percent fih now doh?" (You're really going to take twenty five percent for now though?) Dom hisses his teeth and you shake your head.
"Yes, Domingo." You roll your eyes, sighing in frustration. He couldn't see the bigger picture. If I owned my masters, later on I could sell my catalog for way more. "Mi haav mi yiy dem pon eh goal. Mi know weh mi ah guh do." (I have my eyes on the goal, I know what I'm going to do.)
"Wah bout yer name and merch rights?" (What about your name and merch rights) He asks, raising a brow. "It seh dem waan gi yuh twenty percent wah di rassclaat kinda deal is dat?" (It says they want to give you twenty percent what the fuck kind of deal is that?)
"I'd own my name, and be able to get 40% of the tour profits." You explain. Owning your masters and your name was the way to make money. You could get brand deals that were 100% all yours by owning your name and as far as your master's, you could sell your catalog to the highest bidder later on.
"Ah. Is yer money, mi nah guh three meds it." (It's your money, I'm not going to stress about it.) He says, handing you back your iPad.
You finished all your adjustments before sending the email back. You'd spent the two days given to read over every fine print before adding that You'd own your masters and name. You were smart, your grandma raised you. She taught you about looking out for yourself and your little brother. She'd taught you about hoe ruthless and wicked people could be over money.
You'd come from nothing and did everything you could to ensure you never were in that position again financially. You still had a long way to go before you were happy with your finances but for now you were comfortable.
"Mi ah come guh mi yaad." (I'm going to my house) You say, hugging Dom before grabbing your stuff and heading out.
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"The sound already has 15,000 videos under it." Shuri says, as you gather your things. You'd just signed to their label, after they'd agreed with your terms for the contract.
ShuriUuu and 983,201 others liked.
UdakuRecords Welcome @Twinkle to the Udaku Family <3
RiriWi Real music, Real Girl #IDG1F
ShuriUuu They're not ready for you yet #idg1f
NjadakaU Pretty girl love money #idg1f
RamondaUdaku Welcome to the Family, can't wait to meet you.
DestinYyy How cute
The label posted a picture with you in the studio today, doing vocals for the track. The picture had went viral, several blogs and news stations picked up the story of you signing onto Udaku Records. N'Jadaka had you scheduled to do several interviews that would be released Thursday in time for the songs drop on Friday. It was Monday.
Tomorrow, and Wednesday was going to be packed. You had the interviews, and a photoshoot that all needed to be up by Thursday. They planned to break the internet Thursday before dropping your song.
So far the song was on Tiktok, Instagram reels and Youtube shorts. People were already singing the few lyrics and posting themselves to the trending song. You made several alluring videos with your best friend/hairstylist Azura filming you. Your hair had changed several times in the span of a weekend.
You'd went to your condo, where Azura filmed you in a bathing suit as you posed and made faces at the camera. Once you'd gotten the video and layered a new snippet of the song, you posted it to your Instagram.
Azuradidollie and 235,012 others liked.
Twinkle Call me what you want #idg1f
RiriWi Damn ma...
ShuriUuu God took his time with you.
Azuradidollie Whew mumma heavy, look how di gyal batty fat ehhhh? Yuh angle, triangle dat.
NJadakaU I wanna call you mine
BadGalRiri @Twinkle Caribbean girls run tings
Spiceofficial Big chuneee
chrisbrownofficial Check your dms mama
ChampagnePapi Ass on houston texas but the face look just like Claire Huxtable.
MayaBee Pretty girl
"Yuh see di amount ah celebrities inna yer comments?" (You see the amount of celebrities in your comments) Azura laughs, as you both ate fried chicken with rice and oxtail gravy.
"I know." You feel your face heat up as you shovel rice into your mouth.
"Wah Maya ah duh inna yer comments? Unnuh neva agree fi nuh comment, like or follow one anudda?" (What's Maya doing in your comments, Haven't Ya'll agreed to not comment, like or follow each other?)
"Yah ask mi? Mi nuh see nor hear from di gyal since Saturday mawning." (You're asking me? I haven't seen or heard from the girl since Saturday morning) You shrugged.
"Da gyal deh sick mi fucking tomach, mi nuh know why yuh ah pree har. She all fi har self." (That girl there sicks my fucking stomach, I don't know why you take her serious. She's all for herself.) Azura kissed her teeth as she drank her sorrel.
"Zur, mi like har. She haav sum bad ways but she's a good person." (I like her. She has some bad ways but she's a good person.) You defend her.
"Tan deh mek har tun yuh inna yamhead. Yuh coming like jelly back. Da gyal deh naav nun bout har. She don't waan yuh win, look how she did diss yuh and yuh let it go." (Stand there and make her turn you into a fool. You're weak. That girl don't have anything about her. 'worthless') Azura declares and you shake your head.
"Not too much on my girl." You cut your eyes at her and she laughs.
"Tan deh wid di likkle badmind gyal." (Stand there with the little jealous girl) Azura sticks her tongue out and you roll your eyes.
"Gweh!" (Move) You joke.
"Nyam mi front and gweh." (Eat my pussy and go away) Azura retorts, rolling her eyes and you laugh.
"Been there, done that." You wink.
A knock on your door, has you up and headed for the door. There's only three people that can come up without the front desk alerting you. One of which is here and the other was out of town. Your face set into a scowl and your nose wrinkled as you opened the door to see Maya.
"What?" You say, looking her up and down in annoyance.
"Baby, I'm sorry." Maya says and you sigh.
"Is this going to be a reoccurring thing? You being in your feelings because I'm pursuing music?" You ask. She'd walked out on Saturday upset when you told her you planned on signing onto Udaku Records. She'd tried to convince you to sign onto her label despite you having told her before it would never happen.
"It's not about the music, Jay..." Maya muttered. "I don't like Rina and it's not just about her dissing my album. She wants you, I saw how she looked at you that night at the club. Hell look at what she and that skinny giraffe are saying in your comments."
Did she really just call Shuri a giraffe? Dis girl...
"Maya, you've got to get over that. People are always going to want me. You think I don't deal with this shit with your label mates and the industry community dicks that are always aimed at you?" You hissed your teeth. "You can either choose to accept the fact that I'm yours and deal with whatever comes or we're going to have to just call it quits from now."
"You'd break up with me?" She whispers, her eyes wide and tears already starting to leak.
"Yes. I wouldn't want to but it's not fair what you're doing, you're punishing me for other people's actions. You were pissed when you hadn't heard from me Friday night but you've ignored me since Saturday morning. That's a double standard that I will not put up with." You insisted, crossing your arms as she cried. You wanted to hold her and wipe her tears away but she couldn't treat you like this and think sorry and some tears would fix things.
"Ok, I understand. I'm sorry for ignoring you and for punishing you." Maya croaked out, her voice low. You nodded.
"I forgive you." You assure her but when she moves to step forward you place your hand on her chest. "You ignored me for 2 days, now it's my turn. Talk to you Wednesday evening."
Her mouth dropped open as you closed the door in her face laughing, you always gave in to her when she acted like a spoiled brat but this time you wouldn't. She needed to tighten up and give you the same energy you gave her when it came to her career, the spotlight and the many people lusting after her.
"Yes goodie... yuh gag har backside." (Yes, beautiful. You gagged her ass) Azura was dying with laughter.
"Yuh seeh yuh..." (You see you) You shook your head before climbing back on the couch to finish your food.
You can apologize with chocolate - You 6:57 pm
Understood baby, I'll see you Wednesday. - Babes 7:00 pm
Wednesday evening. I love you spoiled brat - You 7:03pm
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"Hi, Twinkle. It's so good to meet you! I've been obsessed with your song." Nessa says, and you smile at her.
"Thank you for having me." You say.
"So, everyone's dying to know. Who was Which Gyal meant for?" Nessa asks, and you laugh as she butchered the words in a fake patois accent.
"Just a likkle song fi any gyal weh haav mi name inna har mouth. Mi nuh inna di chattings wid people pickney so mi mek eh song fi any gyal weh waan trouble mi or has troubled mi." (Just a little song for any girl that has my name in her mouth. I'm not into the talking with people's kids, so I made the song for any girl who wants to trouble me or has troubled me.) You see she looks lost so you say everything again in english.
"You have a beautiful accent." Nessa compliments and you thank her. "You recently signed on to Udaku Records and have been teasing a song. Idg1f. Can you tell us what inspired the song?"
"Well I had the lyrics in my head and a little melody. I've had so many people come at me crazy because I was in a very public relationship almost 2 years ago. I've said before and I'll stand on it, I love money and anyone who wants to give me money can definitely do it. I'm a pretty girl, I know what I deserve and that's how I've made a living just being pretty." You explained and Nessa raised a brow.
"You were with Chris Brown, no?" Nessa asks coyly, and you roll your eyes playfully.
"Yes, I was. However he's irrelevant now." You reply with a shrug.
"Many people speculated Which Gyal was about Ri, are you and Rihanna cool now?" Nessa asks and I shake my head.
"I barely know her personally. We never had any problems, so I don't know where that narrative came from." You answer, honestly. "I love her, she's so creative and multifaceted. There's nothing but respect for her."
"We all saw Drake and Chris in your comments. How do you feel about that?" Nessa questions.
"No disrespect to Drake but he's too corny for me personally. I can't get with his antics and as far as Chris, well he knows what's up. That's it." You lick your lips.
"Rihanna was also in your comments, giving you a stamp of approval." Nessa continues. "What do you think of that?"
"As I said before, I have the utmost respect for Rihanna. She's an icon, I look up to her. She's paved the way for Caribbean girls and I can only hope that I make her proud." You felt conflicted because while you grew up liking Rihanna, you knew she could be very shady. She'd never spoke on you before besides saying you were a non factor when asked in an interview when you and Chris were dating.
The rest of the interview goes pretty smooth. Towards the end as Nessa's closing out her producer comes over and shows her something on his phone. Nessa looks from the phone to you before nodding at whatever the producer says. He walks off camera and Nessa looks at you again.
"So what do you have to say about Maya posting you on her social media?" Nessa inquires and you stare at her in shock .
"We're cool, so--"
On the screen in between Nessa and I on the wall is Maya's latest post and you blink as you see it.
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Mayabee I love you, baby. You are my sunshine. @Twinkle
Azuradidollie dutty tinkin gyal, weh di fuck yuh ah post mi bomboclaat fren fah? yuh is ah waste gyal fi tru, only batty bwoy do dem tings deh.
You can't find anything to say as you stare at the screen in shock. She hadn't even discussed this with you before she went ahead and posted that. You were angry beyond words.
"Still cool?" Nessa laughs, and you narrow your eyes at her. You took a deep breath to calm yourself before releasing it.
"No. We're not cool at all." You say, taking the ear piece off and tossing it down before grabbing your bag and walking out.
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You had finished the rest of your interviews in autopilot. Your energy was faked, you felt betrayed by Maya. This wasn't the actions of someone who cared about you, this was a calculated move that you were sure was brought on by her label and manager.
All the time spent hiding and keeping you a dirty secret just for her to out your relationship the moment you were finally getting attention on you for the right reasons was sickening. You'd never pressured her or argued when she chose to follow her label and manager's decision to keep your relationship quiet.
You were supportive and you put her career and goals first. Any other time this would have been what you wanted but right now you felt used and like a prop. You blocked her number and blocked her on all your social media's, not caring to hear what she had to say.
Over and over she'd shown time and time again you were not on the list of her priorities. You could argue away most of her bad habits and bad ways but this. There was no excusing this. You couldn't defend it because there was nothing that she could say that would make you feel even remotely ok about any of this.
Today was your photoshoot and you were numbing yourself to the hurt you felt. All the excitement dying down at things that should have been making you happy. You'd never dreamed of being in the position you were in and your joy was being stolen.
"What do you think about this, Jay?" Shuri asks as you, Riri and N'Jadaka are looking over the edits. The picture they all seemed to settle on was sexy yet cutesy. You had a huge bouquet in your arms, while posing in the gold sparkly dress Azura had helped you pick. Your tattoos were showcased in a very peekaboo way whilst the rest of your body was covered.
"It looks good." You agree, your tone giving off a 'whatever' kind of vibe.
"Alright, we'll use it as the cover to idg1f." N'Jadaka says. "It really matches the vibe of the song. Gotta give it to you Shuri, your vision is immaculate."
"It's all dependent on the artist." Shuri shrugged, looking at you with a small smile. You returned it though your smile didn't meet your eyes.
"You've been working your ass off ma." Riri agrees, looking from Shuri to you. "You've been locked in ever since the first day in the studio."
"I'm glad ya'll feel that way." You feel your cheeks warm, and you look down at your hands.
"I have a meeting but I just wanted to stop by and say that you're doing great, Jay." N'Jadaka adds, before reaching over to hug you. He dabs up Shuri and Riri before leaving.
"You hungry, Ma?" Riri inquires, she knew you weren't feeling like yourself. She and Shuri talked amongst themselves about taking you out to cheer you up.
"Afta mi belly naav nuh bottom." (After my belly has no bottom 'greedy') You laugh, before nodding.
"Alright, why don't you get changed and we'll take you out. You deserve to be celebrated. You've signed to our label, your about to release a single that millions are anticipating and you've been kept busy this whole week with promo shit." Shuri asserts, licking her lip. "Pick whatever outfit you want."
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🎶 You must be stupid, don't even flirt with me, what you doing mi nuh interested, keep it pushing, come outta mi face and give me some space. You likkle bit too nuff yute don't chat to me, A wha so? Don't make your friend dem gas you, cause this is a brand new moto 🎶
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Twinkle You must be stupid, don't even flirt with me, what you doing mi nuh interested, keep it pushing, come outta mi face and give me some space. You likkle bit too nuff yute don't chat to me. #Single #idg1f
Azuradidollie Yes babes, mek di waste gyal know wah gwaan #idg1f
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ShuriUuu You free fi carry me out #idg1f
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RiriWi Give me money and buy me stuff #idg1f
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chrisbrownofficial she like eating pussy, I'm like me too 😉
User Ariana what are you doing here?
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Mayabee Jay, don't play with me.
User Girl go sit down and nurse your heart burn
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Kyliebabe Single but was just fucking on oh.... ok
Azuradidollie @Kyliebabe Ah yuh ah nyam har front?
User Why are you so pressed? your friend caused the drama babes.
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Shuri and Riri took you shopping to celebrate your newest achievements, before finally taking you to dinner. You'd had the wig taken off your head, and was wearing your hair out in a wavy silk press. Makeup free and natural, save for lipgloss and your lash extensions.
You posted the video Riri recorded of you walking, and twirling and posing to the lyrics of your song that you knew would hit Maya deep in the gut. You put the lyrics in the caption before using the hashtag single to make a statement as you had no interest in her, her label or her manager using you.
You put your phone on DND, as you ate your sushi and pasta. Throughout the dinner, the conversation was light. You all exchanged information about yourselves, favorite colors, music, artists, hobbies, goals, etc.
You found out that Shuri could play several instruments, and write her own music. The latter wasn't a shock as she had tons of writing credits. She wrote songs on the daily just by living and watching, she was beyond talented.
Riri could play the electric guitar, and was amazing at putting together beats. She could hear music in her head as she went about her day, and was always recording a melody that she had stuck in her head. You could see similarities in yourself and the both of them.
"What made you want to co-head the label?" You ask Shuri. Her family's music business venture was years old but you saw a significant change once she and N'Jadaka stepped up to be the new faces of the label.
Riri and Shuri shared a look, before Shuri looked at you. Her jaw was clenched and her body was tense. You could tell there was something there.
"Riri and I are together but at one point we had a third." Shuri explains which is no surprise to you. You figured they were together, everyone speculated but they had never confirmed. "Destiny's an artist on the label, I was only into producing when we got together but when I seen just how shitty a lot of artist's deals were, including hers... I chose to do something about it, it was shortly after my father and brother died that I pushed for N'Jadaka to head the label while I worked beside him. We worked to give our artists better deals than they'd previously had, whilst working to ensure the company was still making money."
"I worked tirelessly to give Destiny everything she wanted, because I saw how stressed she was not having creative control and being forced into the bullshit the label pushed on her. My father and T'Challa agreed that our relationship should be kept quiet as Destiny was a sex symbol and was more profitable and marketable as a single straight woman." Shuri rolls her eyes.
"After the accident, I finally had the chance to change the direction of the company to what I'd had in mind. However, I soon realized Destiny was only using Riri and I. The moment she had a better contract, she left us to be the industry mattress." Shuri laughs to herself.
"Why aren't you and Riri public now?" You ask, curious. They no longer had a reason to keep their relationship silent.
"The gag is we are. We're private not secret. We post each other, we're out and about with each other. We've just never addressed anything because we feel no need to. Everyone knows what's up with us." Riri declares, looking at you with a small smirk.
"That makes sense. Social media can be just as destructive as it is beneficial. Especially to relationships." You agreed.
"I take it you and Maya are no longer friends? " Riri raises a brow as she looks you over.
"No, we are not." You shrug, rolling your eyes at the mention of the girl. Azura was right, and you saw that clear as day.
"So, you're a free agent." Shuri watches you through hooded eyes, as she sips on her bourbon.
"Why do you want to know?" You look at her with a wide smile on your face daring her to be bold.
"Just want confirmation that you're free before we have you coming all night. Not that you being in a relationship would have stopped the pursuit." Shuri's lips turn up as she watches your body flush at her words.
"Yuh think one dinna and ah likkle shopping can lock me dung?" (You think one dinner and a little shopping can lock me down?) You giggle as you sip on your lemon water.
"Definitely not." Riri denies, as she waves over the waiter to clear the table and bring the check.
"However we all know at some point you will be on your back with your legs spread open and your mouth wide as we work your fat pussy over." Shuri says and you clench as her words heat up your core. She used patois to say 'Fat pussy' and that had you feeling hot all over.
"Mmm mmm girl." You shake your head, giggling. "Yuh haffi work fi mi tight ole." (You have to work for my tight hole.)
"So, this is what working looks like. Now it's making sense why you were so pressed to work with Rina." You see Maya approaching behind the duo and your face drops as she opens her mouth.
"What are you even...." Your words fall off as you realize she still had your location on her iPad. You unlock your phone to remove her iPad and block it before locking your phone again. "What do you want?"
"Why the fuck are you out here acting like a whore when you have a whole girlfriend?" Maya exclaims.
"Whore? My girl outta di two ah wi? who ah whore? cuz mi know seh my pussy nuh haav more den 5 bodies pon ih." (My girl, out of the two of us, who's the whore? Cause I know that my pussy has no more than five bodies on it.) You match her tone.
"Mi neva yet disrespect yuh ar mek nubodi disrespect yuh yet, so don't ever innah yer life try diss me ar mi pussy." (I have never disrespected you or let anyone disrespect you so don't ever in your life diss me or my pussy.) You hiss.
"Why are you treating me like this?" Maya starts with her bag of crying and for once you feel nothing as the tears roll down her face. She can't cry and think she'll get her way.
"You called me a whore." You kiss your teeth. "That is not the words of someone who loves me or even cares about me. You'd think with all the slut shaming you and I have both endured, that word would have never left your mouth."
"I'm sorry." Maya cried. "I didn't mean to say that, I was just angry. I love you so much, Jay. I would never purposely hurt you, you know that."
"Disrespecting me and using me as a prop for your career wasn't you hurting me?" You scoffed.
"I didn't." Maya swears and you swallow as you see the look in her eyes. "I swear to you, I did not. My manager made the post on my page, I didn't know until after it happened. I would never use you in that way, you know I wouldn't."
"Maya, I love you." You see both Shuri and Riri share a look out of the corner of your eye but you keep your eyes trained on Maya. "I love you so much that I put you and your wants over my own. I let myself down to lift you up. If I'm being honest I overlooked the shitty things you'd do or say because I was that in love with you. But love should never feel like that, at least not the love I want. You're a good person, I genuinely believe that but you just aren't good enough for me. I deserve more, I deserve better. You've said sorry just about almost every day we've been together and yet you continue doing the same stuff you know hurt me. I'm putting myself first for once, and if that makes me a whore or selfish, or anything you want to call me that's fine because I've come to terms with the fact we aren't right for each other."
"Don't do this, Jay... I'll be better, I promise." Maya's face was pale as she cried. You felt embarrassed for her as everyone in the outside area was staring, cameras were flashing and you knew people were recording.
"I'll text you later." You sighed, before grabbing your purse and walking towards Maya. You wipe her tears and grab her hand, leading her away from the attention and cameras.
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