#they're really getting into the meat of it now lmao and it's such a mess

[x-hollywoodghoul-x]

"I'm thirty-four now. I've been out here for almost twenty years, I could've... could've found you. I could have..."

His knee still tingled with residual warmth from.the point of contact. A reminder that she was real, what was happening right now was real, and she was alive.

The bodies scattered around them and the dull ache of the stump where his trigger finger had been were a reminder of how easily this complete chance discovery could have never happened.

"I didn't even entertain the idea that you could be alive. Which is fucki-stupid, because I literally had a woman from our time take care of me."

It was surreal, hearing his long lost daughter almost swear in front of him and curb herself. As if he was in any position to rebuke her over something as trivial as polite language now, after the world had fucking ended, he'd turned into a monster, and she'd grown up without him. He'd been out of her life a hell of a lot longer than he'd ever been in it. She had no reason to still see him as any kind of parental authority or modify her behaviour out of respect for long-desd principles he'd instilled in another, more civilized life.

It still weirdly warmed his heart.

Or maybe that was just the truly obscene amount of chems and booze still blazing through his system.

"If she made it, and she wasn't in a Vault Tec facility, I could have at least thought you'd have found some other way too."

"Two hundred years 's a long time," he muttered simply, gaze drifting over towards one of the nearby dead ferals. How many years had she lasted, before she'd turned?

"Most folks don't make it to even twenty out here."

Ghouls had an edge because they aged slow, sure - and there were other pre-war ones out there. But he hadn't met any that could still make conversation this far down the line.

He was still quietly reeling over the concept. Twenty years. Twenty years, fuck, she'd have still been a child -

Keep it together.

"And yet we did. I did twice. Saw another nuke not long after,"

...What?!

A flicker of something dangerously close to horrified alarm crossed his features; The Ghoul hastily tried to shove the surge of emotion down. He felt like he was starting to fray apart, like this stranger with his daughter's memories had reached inside and pulled something important loose to unravel.

His gloved hands clenched and unclenched at his sides, fidgeting restlessly while she sawed away at the rope; the only indicator of the storm raging behind his pensive thousand yard stare as he grappled to keep his damn shit together.

"I grabbed a kid-the less dumb one of those two, and made a run for it again. Not looking forward to the third."

A half-stifled snort left him, in spite of himself, the sound falling somewhere between semi-hysterical disbelief and morbid amusement at the blasé way she spoke about it - at the way the apple clearly hadn't fallen that far from the tree, despite all this time and how unrecognisable they both now were to what they'd once been.

He felt vaguely nausous and light-headed. Whether that was from the concussion or the drugs or the absolutely batshit insane bombshells being dropped on him was anyone's guess. Maybe it was a combination of all three.

The Ghoul twitched as the final bindings came free and some of his circulation returned, but otherwise remained where he was, half-slumped back against the trolley. He stiffened reflexively when Janey leaned in, eyeing her hands as she reached up to place his hat back on his head with a smile - a move that was so heartbreakingly familiar and yet so alien that he momentarily forgot how to breathe.

"There you are."

The broad brim of his hat was a welcome refuge, helping to conceal his raw expression by the simple displacement act of looking downwards and readjusting his gloves.

He had no fucking clue how to handle this situation, or all the feelings and memories it was dredging up - things that had been buried long ago, along with his name and identity and all the foolish fucking moral principles that had been used against him over and over again. The bleed-through was disorienting and unsettling. He didn't know how to be Cooper Howard any more. He couldn't stay fully in character as The Ghoul in the face of his daughter either.

This was really not helping his headache.

At his question, Janey's smile vanished, an abrupt stormy scowl replacing it. It was an uncannily familiar expression.

"If there was any justice in this world she'd be long dead, but given that she's the fucking devil, I'm assuming she's ruling hell and the Vaults as we speak."

The Ghoul arched his bare brows at her, visibly disarmed by the depth of acrimonious anger in Janey's voice. Sure, Cooper's own relationship with Barb had gone down in some pretty bitter flames, especially with the divorce proceedings - but the one thing they'd seemed to agree on was keeping Janey happy (although their methods on that had definitely differed.)

For all the bad things he could have called his ex-wife, a bad mother had never been one of them. Even when the love between them had soured with the lies and the secrets and the eroded trust, the relationship between her and their daughter had still seemed solid enough, and he'd never had reason to doubt her love for Janey.

What the hell had Barb done to alienate her so badly?

"So you didn't stay in touch after you flew the nest, then," he inferred dryly, mulling over the possible causes for this shift in attitude.

With Barb, there had always been secrets. Things going on under the table. Subtle manipulative ploys that you didn’t even realise until after you'd already fallen for them. Everything was perfect until you looked too closely and started asking questions, until you stopped doing as you were supposed to and challenged her control.

By the sounds of it, that probably hadn't changed much.

"...What'd you find out?"

This time, it was Janey who looked away. From her expression, it must have been pretty bad.

...Did it have anything to do with that second nuke she'd mentioned having to run from?

The Ghoul felt an awful chill settle in his veins as he listened to Janey's explanation.

Cryo. Experiment. Fleeing. Nuke.

...Oh, fuck.

"...Shady Sands." He'd heard about the city getting turned into a crater. Had been quite literally in a box underground when it happened, of course, so he hadn't yet seen the extent of the damage for himself.

"That was meant to kill you?"

Had Vault Tec really nuked a city just to deal with some runaway loose ends? Given that they'd most likely dropped the bombs that ended the world themselves just to try and secure their monopoly on the future of humanity, one surface city outside of Vault Tec'a control was hardly going to be too much collateral.

But the concept that Barb could have really greenlit - or at least not contested - the decision to kill her own daughter was a a different and much more personal atrocity.

The shock of it felt muted, somehow. Probably because it was like the fifth shocking thing he'd learned today, and his head was a buzzing static cloud of cottonballs mixed in with lots of tiny angry hammers.

The nausea swelled. He turned to the side abruptly and retched, spilling the contents of his stomach onto the floor. On the up side, he felt marginally more sober afterwards. On the down side, he was really making a fucking awful impression on his long-lost daughter here, and part of him was dying inside about it.

"...You were s'posed to be safe," he rasped out, unsteadily wiping off his mouth with the back of a gloved hand. There was an awful tightness in his chest, and he was vaguely aware that he was shaking.

"S'posed to be in one of the good vaults."

Fuck, he'd basically handed her over to Barb on the assumption that his ex wife had secured that much for them, with all her ruthless networking and sales pitching.

"I.. I didn’t know. I'm sorry."

@savingthrcw

"I was searchin' for you"

That won him a smile - it was weird, to actually smile, not just a little tug at the corner of her lips signaling she found something incredibly funny or endearing, like with her dogs. Weird also to think that she could still feel like a kid, when she hadn't been one ever since she had realized her mother had killed her father-almost, almost killed him.

"You were a kid. Nothin' you could've done, darlin'."

"I'm thirty-four now. I've been out here for almost twenty years, I could've... could've found you. I could have... I didn't even entertain the idea that you could be alive. Which is fucki-stupid, because I literally had a woman from our time take care of me. If she made it, and she wasn't in a Vault Tec facility, I could have at least thought you'd have found some other way too." And then things could have been so different. She wouldn't have been the leader of one of the biggest settlements of raiders, for one. But then, she was also in a place where she could keep those little yellow vials coming for him, something no honest person could offer. But God, had she known, even at fifteen, she would have gone to war for him.

She didn't fully needed the confirm, but when her father remembered the little rule the marines had taught him, she felt she could breathe more easily. Had he not, she would have been forced to keep her guard up, keep suspecting foul play from her mother again. "If it's bigger… don't bother runnin'." "And yet we did. I did twice. Saw another nuke not long after," she was far too happy for that topic to come up, in a way she wasn't familiar with; so much relief and joy filling her chest, that even remembering another 'worse day of her life' couldn't put a damper on that. "I grabbed a kid-the less dumb one of those two," she stopped cutting through the rope for a moment to point at her back, where Roy and Pat had been standing earlier, "And made a run for it again. Not looking forward to the third." That would just be her life, wouldn't it? Hank was in Lee's hands now, but she wouldn't put it past him.

His rope had been cut, and to stop herself from hugging him, if only because she wasn't ready yet, she reached for his hat, which had been abandoned on the floor - same hat, or at least same type - and put it back on his head, flashing him a bright smile, "There you are." She remembered having one just like that, a precious memory, but had never found another one like it. Not that it would go well with the raider wardrobe, but back in the day, before life had kicked her down one last time, she had thought about pulling the whole 'sheriff' thing and openly and shamelessly fight for the good side. Rose would have loved it. She had thought her father would too, considering that was his 'role'. But life had gone another way.

And she was reminded of it when he asked the question.

"...How'd the vaults keep you alive this long? Where's your mom?"

Her - far more familiar - scowl was back, with the added bonus of the spark of nearly constant anger in her eyes whenever her mother was a topic of discussion. "If there was any justice in this world she'd be long dead, but given that she's the fucking devil, I'm assuming she's ruling hell and the Vaults as we speak. We were in cryo, that's how we are still alive." She looked away, there was too much hatred in her to allow her to look at her father directly when speaking of that monster. "I don't know if you learned about this before the end of the world, but every Vault was supposed to run a different experiment. Ours was 31, management, pre-war people getting unfrozen and pretending to be just your regular vault dweller, controlling the lives of 32 and 33. Making them 'just right'. I bolted at fifteen with a woman from 33 and her kids, she had figured it out too... Hence the nuke." Blinking, she thought about it for a second, then tlted her head and looked at him again, "Been a while since I spoke to someone I could tell 'hence' to."

[sgt-tombstone]

141 Headcanons - Ghost

Has a 5 star island in Animal Crossing New Horizons. He gets really bored between missions and keeps it pristine. Absolutely no one knows about it except for Gaz, who regularly visits to catch bugs/fish (their islands are set on opposite hemispheres)

Vegetarian, or as close to vegetarian as he can get. After leaving his butcher job, he swore off meat entirely, which got infinitely easier once he moved off base and no longer had to rely on mess hall food for every meal. MREs are a little harder to be picky about, but he does his best. He pretends not to notice when Soap purposefully gives him the MRE packets with less meat in them whenever possible. He also eats so many eggs that Gaz likes to call him Gaston

When he retires, he gets a dog that has a bad habit of begging at the dinner table and he always caves. He can withstand torture but he folds like a lawn chair for puppy dog eyes (he blames Soap for this)

Can't use white or mint-flavored toothpaste after That One Toothpaste Incident (I know it's technically 09 Ghost canon but we all pretend like Roba is 22 Ghost canon anyway so let me have my fun here lmao). He's never told anyone why (he'd die of embarrassment tbh) but he uses children's toothpaste whenever he can because it's usually colored and flavored

People (Soap) always make fun of his bad driving but he's actually a really good driver because he has to be. Being legally dead means that he doesn't have a driving license, which means that he can't risk getting pulled over. He does drive often (he doesn't really have reason to) but when he does, he obeys every traffic law to the letter

Heard one too many stories about trench foot as a kid and now has a phobia of his feet being wet in his socks/boots. He packs several extra pairs of sock on every mission and changes them regularly. It's one of the only personal hygiene things that he's a real stickler about with his team while they're in the field (showers are few and far between on missions, but clean socks are a must)

Has a massive sweet tooth. Most of the time when people see his jaw working under his mask, they assume he's grinding his teeth in anger or frustration, but he's usually sucking on some kind of hard candy because he knows that he can get away with it

Soap | Gaz | Price

Edit: forgot to link That One Toothpaste Incident, but it's there now for anyone who was confused lmao

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

please tell me about your gruff samurai lady and/or her big boobs. also what drinks she likes

tysm for indulging me lmao! this is pure fetish bullshit (and also got very long) so i'm hiding this behind a read more.

in a nutshell: baiken and chifusa (from jidaigeki boob expansion fetish manga manyuu hikenchou) chucked into a blender. she's a character i devised on a whim entirely for horny internet roleplay writing that turned into catching a couple stray feelings of genuine attachment and wanting to flesh her out more, though other than that 2k words of wip i mentioned i still have yet to write anything with her that isn't just aforementioned horny internet roleplay lmao.

grouchy, grumbly, quiet. stubborn. kind of thornbush-y and overly-proud and hard to get close to, but crack the shell a little bit and she's a bit of a shy, stuttering softie who's bad at receiving praise and genuine gratitude. gravelly-voiced, kinda masc; her name's ryuko but she prefers cutting it down to ryu (i think i mentioned this before but i swear on my life this character long predates when i started watching kill la kill lmao—i really just wanted a feminine name that had "ryu" in it) .

Hot Evil Mom is the head of a powerful clan, sometime during the tokugawa shogunate. everything ryu knows she learned from her mom, and their relationship is immensely complicated. i like to think Hot Evil Mom was the only person in her clan ryu was never able to beat in a spar.

ryu was next in line to head the clan before she suddenly defected, and now she vaguely wanders the countryside as an active fugitive. i don't have very much in mind of her for anything approaching any sort of actual plot lmao—she's mainly a depository for one-off, swashbuckling samurai-y adventures.

in my head she's probably better described as "handsome" than "pretty". messy hair, sharp features. kinda scratched and scarred all over. she has a pretty nasty cut on her chin that Hot Evil Mom gave her the last time they interacted, on the night of ryu's defection.

big boobs! weird, esoteric clan genetics have cursed her with huge fucking boobs. they're still actively growing. it's very frustrating and embarrassing and immensely inconvenient for her lifestyle—she binds them, but there's only so much she can do when dealing with that much size. they're milky, too, because of course they are.

eats a lot! it's a twofer of "there's no one around to tell her to not indulge her sweet tooth so much" and "her stupid body steals so many nutrients to make milk that she has to eat far more than an average person just to feel satiated". her wallet's light, so she doesn't get to indulge that often, but she definitely over-stuffs herself when she does. she does genuinely enjoy eating (she loves fatty meat and sweets, like dango) even if her insatiable appetite is kind of infuriating, and she's pretty easily motivated by food.

said food indulging has made her pack on a bit of fat recently—thick waist, pudgy tummy, wide hips. it's all just kinda settled in with the trained muscle that was already on her body, so she's just gotten kinda thicker. strongfat. she's pretty embarrassed by it.

incredibly subby. has a praise kink. very very easy to turn into a blush-y, embarrassed, stuttering mess. definitely into men but probably has a bit of preference towards girls. her upbringing has left her kind of sexually repressed so i'm not sure if she even knows all that about herself. absolutely has A Thing for busty, full-bodied older women and badly wants to be dominated and spoiled by one even if she'd never ever never admit it to herself.

she likes sake! she's not very refined or picky about it as long as it's enough to get her drunk, but a nonzero amount of what few funds she can scrape up definitely goes towards trying to placate her constantly-grumbling stomach with alcohol. on a less-alcoholic note, she's also a big barley tea fan.

[saspitite]

Needlessly Pedantic Answers to Worldbuilding Questions that Don't Matter That Much to Begin With, Episode #1:

why is everyone in your fictional world an animal? what do they eat? are there any non-sapient animals? is it more of a "Zootopia or Beastars" type situation? how does anatomy change across certain species?

so as nobody may know, i write about a lot of fictional worlds and one of them is your standard diverse furry society. while these are quite fun to mess around with, they tend to bring up a lot of questions (that technically don't matter too much, i mean you're just telling a fictional story for god's sake) about how the world works. and there's especially a lot of questions raised in my case because my world doesn't just feature mammals, but also reptiles, birds, amphibians, fish, and so on, so you wonder how differently they live, if at all. i'm gonna be evil and answer all of those questions that exactly -2 people have asked today!

1: why is everyone an animal?

of course, the real reason is because it's fun to explore stories and create characters that aren't human, and it's especially a fun opportunity to experiment with character design! but for a more in-universe reason, the gods like to take inspiration from each other and will tend to build off of each other's ideas. this world was made by the wandering god Belet, who became inspired after visiting several worlds of other gods. they were curious about creating a world where multiple sapient species exist, since it was a common trend in other worlds for only one dominant species existing at a time.

2. what do they eat?

naturally, all species are vegetarian, although some areas of the world have gotten to the point of inventing artificial foods adjacent to plant-based meat. the idea of cannibalism or killing other people to eat hasn't really been explored due to being kinda... dubious. but i guess it's up in the air. although it may sound weird, the practice of selling one's own dairy products and other non-meat animal products is quite normalized. it's basically just seen as the same level of normal as selling any other food items you make.

3. are there any non-sapient animals?

so far? nope. but that might get retconned in the future, i dunno. i haven't published enough about this world so i'm still able to reconsider if i wanted to. but as of right now, basically every single organism from the animalia kingdom is anthropomorphized, with a few exceptions. (exceptions usually being organisms i have no clue how to anthropomorphize lmao)

4. is it more of a "zootopia or beastars" type situation?

to expand on this question, it's basically asking for more information on how society functions and how fucked it is, if at all. initially i said it was going to be a utopia of sorts- i retconned that, lol, because it seems like i can't ever write about a truly happy world. it's definitely one of my better worlds to live in, but it's by no means perfect. i wouldn't say it's Beastars levels of messed up (black markets selling dubious meat and carnal instincts telling you to eat your friends) but it's probably not as cutesy as, say, Zootopia is on the surface level, although i do like how it tackled systemic racism and whatnot. i guess it's somewhere in between. there isn't anything going on that's straight out of a psychological horror movie but there's definitely inequality and tension everywhere.

5. how does anatomy change across certain species?

outside of the very obvious base change of every animal becoming anthropomorphic and thus more human-like, there's a couple other changes, such as necessary internal anatomy shifting around so all creatures can live on land properly, plus the ability to be able to speak the same languages, stuff like that. arthropods are a bit trickier (like oh my god so much would have to change) but i usually just explain that they're built different and call it a day. for my sanity. cold blooded animals are able to somewhat thermoregulate on their own, but will still largely rely on their surroundings. if you're cold, they're cold. wrap your lizard girls in blankets. also, all animals are similarly sized, but some tend to be slightly larger/smaller on average depending on the species. like, an old elephant man is gonna be MUCH taller than a moth lady lol.

oh, and an extremely unnecessary addition that i only expanded on because of the fact that i had to face the logical issue of giving my reptile characters boobs: non-mammalian animals will still tend to have visible "breasts" due to having the general silhouette of a human, but they don't produce milk or function at all outside of looks. some non-mammalians prefer to get their "breast" tissue surgically removed due to the fact that it serves basically no purpose for them.

that's about where the biological similarities end, though. when it comes to reproduction, biological compatibility largely follows the same odds as it would in the real world, so you sadly won't see many wolf/komodo dragon hybrids hanging out. this also tends to be a source of interspecies-relationship discrimination, and not to mention eugenics...

some miscellaneous tidbits:

-in terms of technology and resources, i'd say this world is about as advanced, if not a little more than our own. it's no sci-fi paradise but there are some significant advancements made that definitely outdo us, such as the research and technology poured into environment conservation and space exploration (the latter of which may or may not be one of the main topics of a story i'm working on... :3)

-trans healthcare is also reasonably advanced, although that doesn't imply there's less transphobia.

-yes, there's probably some unique version of veganism in this world, but instead of not eating animals it'd be like... fungi. or certain types of plants. or maybe even animal products anyways, despite the fact that they're normalized, for one reason or another.

-ohhhh clothes work so differently depending on what kind of animal you are. but i cannot get into that here. not without going insane. just know that i have been thinking about it a lot. there are entire different kinds of clothing for certain body types, just not the definition of body type you'd initially think of. there's specific clothing for the winged. the tailed and the non-tailed. the quilled. the feathered. the slimed. its insane

[simulamortem]

@deathchasing : 19, 21, 33! 》 character development meme

19. What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

HOO BOY a relationship-specific flaw... God it's still hard to choose which is the worst for him LOL

his self-loathing can be a huge issue because he's hard on himself when he feels he messed up. allowing himself into a relationship is already such a big stretch for him that it's easy for Rev to slip into "I should never have done this" and try to distance himself from a partner if he thinks their involvement with him is doing nothing but hurting them. with enough time and trust, he has less of the second-guessing.

there's also the emotional walls ✨ anyone with a words of affirmation love language will have a TOUGH or outright IMPOSSIBLE time with him because he is not comfortable verbalizing feelings of attachment or affection. most forms of affection really have to be expressed on his terms and at his own pace.

and tying into both of those flaws, there's a degree of stubbornness that's never gonna go away. Revenant has all kinds of rough edges he knows he will never be able to file down, where whether he can't or he won't is of little distinction to him. considering the extent of his rough edges, it ain't an easy pill to swallow.

while the ships I've written him in so far have toughed it out through these aspects of his character, all of these flaws have been the biggest bumps in the road lol.

21. If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

he is quick to take it out on others regardless of who he really feels is to blame LOL

at his very core, there's a part of him that feels he deserves everything that's happened to him, that Kaleb Cross and the life he lived are to blame. he spent a lifetime killing people, enjoying it, and getting really fucking good at it - and as a direct consequence, he was made into a simulacrum and ended up with all the centuries of suffering he's stuck with now. it's simple fact that if he had chosen to live any other life, the Syndicate wouldn't have done this to him.

but at the same time, Revenant's shift in perspective when he broke Ego Retention convinced him that it doesn't MATTER what anybody deserves. people live and die and are forgotten, same as little bugs get stepped on and giant glaciers melt, and at the end of the day they're all just meat.

33. In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

it can depend, but his gut reflex is probably defensive, if you can even call it that. most of the time he's just not going to give a shit lmao, and any kind of criticism is going to be either altogether brushed off or otherwise met with a verbal jab or outright threat.

but depending on what exactly is being criticized or who's dishing it out, he may consider how to improve, even if he does lash out in the moment. he's a practical creature... when his anger doesn't get the better of him.

[riddle-me-ri]

heyo just a wee lil update

I'm okay but a mess lmao...like I'm getting better; the surgery went fine, the recovery almost killed me (and it wasn't so much the wisdom teeth removal but the removal of my baby tooth that has had a death grip in my gums for two decades is what has caused me the most trouble)

also your girl is absolutely starving and paranoid that I'm gonna slip up. I'm at the point where I can start eating normal foods again but I'm super cautious and scared hnng but also I wanna drink coke so fucking bad I'm gonna cry

Plus it probably doesn't help that I was just about to get out of my weird depressive funk only to be catapulted back into it cause of my surgery and just being in and out of consciousness for....three/four days rip.

Now I feel like I'm somehow even more behind and even less adequate than before. I know it's just me being bleh and that I needed the surgery but asdfgh I feel so behind and I'm not sure how to kinda come back in. And I feel so bad I have been so absent lately I know I shouldn't but I can't help it.

It's been hard to try and do requests too, the Spiderverse brain rot IS NOT HELPING. Like at all addfghh I have a couple original ideas for fics (just to get it out, but I'm nervous cause I know they're likely to flop lmao) and I really wanna get into drawing more than anything too but I don't know my brain is just a mess and is thinking mean and negative things making me stall.

Your girl is a mess but you already probably knew that if you've followed me for a minute rip. Thanks as always for understanding but yeah just...this is where I'm at currently lol

Hopefully once I can eat a piece of meat with a coke I'll start to feel better

[rosefinch07]

you mind sharing you thoughts on dc x genshin? maybe some gunbug as well 👀?

I have two major genshin x dc aus

My archon bats au

And my jaime gets transported into teyvat au

With some ramblings about jason and jaime playing genshin together thrown in lmao

My archon bats au is my biggest one

This is going to be Long

This is all of the art that ive done for the archon bats au recently, i also posted abt it earlier but eh, beams it down

I also messed around with some of their titles

ALSO their "god names" are their vigilante names basically

Like dick would be referred to as nightwing in worship by the church of mondstat

Anemo archon dick because of the whole performing aspect as well as yk FLYING graysons, i had to

Also he can save people from falling now hehe

Geo archon jason bc zhongli was brutal during the archon war

Electro archon talia bc the ideals of eternity feels very much like something that talia would lean towards, and then that leads to damian as wanderer, which is very OW I love it so much

Lil baby duke which i partially pulled from batwheels as the dendro archon, he's the first one i thought of and nahida has a thing about analogies and what's analogies but poetry

Tim as furina is just AAA gives me life, he's Red Robin's humanity and has to play the part of being a god and instead of being behind the camera, he's in front of it, and he's hoping that none of the thousand words that a picture is worth sees through him

Bruce as the hydro dragon sovereign is kinda a no brainer bc he's all JUSTICE and impartiality and also the melusines are his CHILDREN istg he cannot stop being a parent

The archon quests would pretty much play the major beats the same, but the small details would change, like dick doing trapieze and aerial stunts instead of being a bard like venti, or jason being careful with his spending and paying attention to how much mora he uses and makes, or inazuma being based off nanda parbat

ANYWAYS onto my jaime genshin au

Basically during a fight he gets thrown through a portal to teyvat with no way out on his end

Khaji is dormant for a while, so he's mostly on his own

He settles into liyue and gets a primary job as yanfei's law partner and does odd jobs just for extra mora on the side

He travels sometimes, but he can be content a little, given that he gets a grasp on how teyvat works and how theres not really targetted dimensional travel

He gets a vision, his ambition of practicing law carrying over, and he would basically be like a anemo claymore yanfei, if that makes sense, if he were in the game his stacks would carry over and become yanfei's stacks if that would even work idk im just brainrotting

He's kinda an oddity but not really as known as a traveler as much as, well, the Traveler

He's just vibing and surviving until the justice league notice and pinpoint him and collect him jaja

Onto my gunbug genshin stuff

Jaime's main team is cyno, yanfei, chevrus, and lisa, and in coop it's just cyno and yanfei

Jason's main team is navia, nahida, kokomi, and hu tao, in coop it's chevrus and hu tao

Half the time jason brute forces with just navia and since he has her built it works

Jason goes to jaime's world while jaime's farming scarabs and he just hears gunshots as jason mows down sumpter beasts while farming meat bc surprise, jason loves cooking in genshin

Jason's favorite area is flueve sindre and jaime's favorite is between port ormos and chenyu vale

They absolutely take the boat rides in chenyu vale together in coop

Its law

Jason is a dramatic mf and whenever he has coop turned on he changes his pfp and card and signature to be a character and then just sits at a place where the character frequents

Like sitting chevrus at a bar in fleuve ceandre

Or navia in Poisson

Gunbug in general is just AA they're so jsjsj

Ive seen jason as a social worker and jason as a social worker with jaime as a lawyer is so AAAA

Jason and jaime stumbling into their shared apartment after patrol and jaime cusses him out in spanish while patching him up bc jaime has a healing factor and jason doesnt but acts like he does and it is infuriating JASON BENDITO SEA DIOS

Like jason will STEP IN FRONT OF JAIME AND TAKE THE HIT FOR HIM

Jason is turning jaime grey jajaja

Tysm for the ask im currently going feral

[capriciouscaprine]

yesterday was a verrry long day

only just updated yesterday's post, oof

the meatloaf numbers came out really good! since it's with goat meat and had canned lima beans for bulk and texture and to use them up (lmao), the whole square pan came out to about 1,100, so only 275 for a HUGE quarter serving

definitely learning a LOT about c's per gram for 'normal' foods; now I just wish I weren't constantly tired and broke and could use that info to make tasty things; calendar says I'll at least have more time soon

won an award at my university! completely missed the ceremony, but I don't have to show up there for it to show up on my resume!

fighting the urge to do the most for my final presentation slides; I need to just pick a handful of slide design themes and stick to them, plus shorten everything while I'm at it, and actually focus on the content I need to add in; I'll have time to work today, but I'll only have my laptop and I've discovered that it is SO hard to work on that smaller, single screen, especially on slides, so I doubt I'll get much done

currently in that phase of not wanting to start eating for the day bc I don't feel hungry now but will once I start chewing, yet knowing that if I don't eat at all, my decision making abilities for things like /driving my car/ drop significantly, so I'm limiting myself to these fruit and grain cereal bars that need to be eaten anyways (I have so many of them for something over 100c/bar); one now (130), one before the day starts at work, and one at break time, followed by my two coffees (25 each) and my sandwich (300); really hoping I can then come home and just go to bed; class last night and then having a solid dinner so late and taking the time to enjoy it really messed up my sleep schedule, so I'm exhausted; if I stick to this, that'll be 750 for the day, which is very good for me

I ordered my new phone! really messes with my planned budget to do that now, but I think the benefit from all the different apps I'll be able to get might end up outweighing that; currently thinking about looking for a good meal planning app that'll use measurements per recipe to calculate how many actual packages of stuff to buy and about how much that'll cost BEFORE I go to the store; I used to be really good at this, but that was also before post-pandemic greed-flation of prices, so I can't count on my old calculations anymore, plus, y'know, body goals and nutrition info are now something I also care about

(when I was working three jobs right after undergrad, I got to the point were I was eating cup ramen for every single meal, supplemented with energy drinks and discounted candy; it was not a fun time)

got really good hours in at work yesterday; I'm looking at the pikmin bloom app to reward my steps, but I'd also like one that gamifies doing more hours at work to combat a sort of mid-shift slump I hit nearly every day; I really shouldn't be in such a rush to hand over so much of my personal information to all these different apps, but... they really do seem helpful for now, and tbh I'm pretty sure they're only getting the exact same info my phone was already collecting about me

[melancholysway]

TMNT Headcanons - Allergies!

Things the boys are allergic to because I’m lactose intolerant & I still need time to do my requests yet stay active so I'm posting my drafts for the time being LMAO

Leonardo

Eggs. I don't know why, but I hc that all Leo's are allergic to eggs.

Not that it has a big impact on him, he usually eats traditional Japanese meals. However, some of them do include eggs, so he uses the plant based egg alternative as a placeholder.

Since 2012 Mikey cooks for everyone, he's conscious of the ingredients he puts into the food. If a recipe is egg dominant, like a cake or pasta, he makes a special desert/meal for his big brother. He might make a flourless/egg-less cake, and use chickpea pasta instead of the regular.

Bayverse Leo just omits everything with eggs. For breakfast, he usually reaches for toast anyway.

2012 Leonardo eats a struggle meal at breakfast. Since they're limited to breakfast foods, he usually eats cereal.

P.S: He really likes Special K vanilla and almond cereal. <3

Rise!Leo is the first to actually try and eat it to see how bad his reaction would be. Spoiler: he has to bench in the bed for a week. Yeah, it's that bad. Mix that in with a rash and he's never trying that again.

2007 Leo is more plant-based anyway, since he lived a year in the jungle. So, he's used to not eating anything but fruits or nuts.

Raphael

This boy is sensitive to milk. It may be because I wanna pass the lactose intolerant torch down to one of the turtles, but I seriously think Raphael does not like dairy milk anyway.

Bayverse & 2007 Raph are seriously into their physique. They have a good balance of meats and veggies, but can’t have dairy milk.

He likes Almond milk.

Not only is almond milk a great alternative for non-dairy drinkers, but you get much more calcium that way!

I also headcanon that although the guys eat pizza all the time like in the shows, Raph is the one who doesn't eat it as much. He's way too into his body to mess up his progress. He eats it in moderation. Plus, cheese is a dairy product, but it doesn't mess him up like dairy milk does.

Rise!Raph is massive, so I imagine a tiny little ounce of cow's milk messing him up to be very fitting.

2012 Raph tries to thug out his milk intolerance, but it never goes well. Long story short, after many days of feeling lethargic and throwing up, he knows better.

Donatello

SHELLFISH YALL

turtle shell puns aside

Donatello is allergic to shell fish and I feel so bad because I LOVE me some crab.

I just know Raph clowns him for it to and they bicker over which allergy is worse.

R: Don try this Cali roll, oh wait, ya cant!

D: Wow this milkshake is great! have a try raph! oh wait...whoops! I'll just give it to Mikey.

Always always always!

Do not invite him to your takeout sushi shindig, he will not be able to eat anything.

Leo is the one who usually eats fish, so whenever Mikey makes his special plate, Donnie audibly gags. It's not just the fact that he's allergic, it's the smell.

2012 Donnie really hates fighting FishFace because of the smell

it makes him wanna throw up.

So a lot of the times he just wants to get in and get out when a mission involves fighting Xever.

2007 and Bayverse donnie live off of small snacks, so they don't ever have to think about their food containing fish

Rise!Donnie makes this joke everytime he eats goldfish crackers

"Guys look, I'm eating fish," *wiggles eyebrows*

everyone else: :|

Michelangelo

GLUTEN

Now here ya'll go in the comments

bUt MeLanChOLY, MiKeY'S AlWAys EaTinG PiZZa!!!

OKAY!?!!?!?!

Gluten free pizza ;)

No i swear it. He has some sort of intolerance. You know how sometimes you may eat a certain food so much that after a while your body just rejects it?

It's not pizza his body's rejecting though, it's gluten.

So now, he's in a frenzy, when Donnie told him, he gave him a sad puppy-eyed look & said

"So...I can't....have...pizza anymore? For forever??"

He's happy when Donnie says he still can.

They have to order gluten--free pizza now. But rejoice! Times are changing, diet culture is changing, the world is changing! Gluten free options are pretty much everywhere! Woohoo!

I feel like Rise!Mikey is PISSED he can't eat bagels. I feel like he would love a mean everything bagel with cream cheese.

But, do not fear, there are gluten free breads available!

2012 Mikey just gets gluten-free everything now. It's mainly the gluten from bread, but just for fun, he'll get gluten free snacks

2007 & Bayverse Mikey go on strike and try to not eat anymore pizza to see if it'll "reset his body,"

Raph bursts his bubble and let's him now that's not how allergies or intolerances work

"Take it from someone who ain't had milk in years, mikey."

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[deareststars]

Hello *echoes* if you're still using this account can you give us some headcanons on Ryuji and Akira growing up in Inaba together?

whoa! long time no see! i basically all but abandoned tumblr & have since come back because…well, headcanons and stuff are more fun to write than actual stories lmao :,) this is in celebration of me finally starting to play p4g!! i will NOT promise any headcanons about anyone until i finish that game…currently in kanji’s dungeon so that will be a long time dkfnskfnkd without further ado…!!!

i think ryuji and akira's friendship would be much like how ann and ryuji's was said to have been in-game. that really feel-good, "as long as we're together we can do anything!" sorta thing, y'know?

their moms totally grew up together, too. hana and...akira's mom omg i've never written about her what the hell is a good name—anyway those two were as thick as thieves, so naturally when they happened to get pregnant around the same time, they were like "our boys are gonna be bffs" and THEY WERE

i mean, let's face it, even if their moms never met inaba is such a small town they would've stumbled across each other anyway but this is so much cuter okay

akira's mom absolutely threatened ryuji's dad with violence when she found out about him abusing the sakamotos

akira too. she knows she raised him right

ANYWAY

i like to think that both akira & ryuji were kind of shy, polite boys growing up, but when ryuji's dad left them behind (probably around 7 or 8?) suddenly akira was suspiciously more protective of ryuji

i mean, this kid managed to perfect his wolf stare within a few months. i hc kid!ryuji as soft, probably cries a lot...so when bullies come along and are unlucky enough to stumble across akira too (which is a given, they're attached at the hip), akira sends them running

he lets ryuji pretend that his "big, strong muscles" scare them off

this ends up becoming ryuji's motivation to get stronger, so he can protect akira the same way

people are now terrified of messing with one part of the duo. bullying decreases by 99% in inaba because these two feral children will not let ANYONE bully someone under their watch

after school, when ryuji & akira aren't busy helping out their moms or generally being angels, they like hanging out at junes (p5 definitely takes place after p4, so junes has always been a staple growing up) or going to get steak skewers

this is how ryuji finds out about his love of meat

akira buys. it's like the 10 year old version of a fancy date. 600 yen is a lot okay—

study dates as they get into middle school are a MUST. ryuji's always been as dumb as rocks. akira is the dumbest smart person you will ever meet. study dates consist of 50% studying, 50% trying to figure out how to parachute off the second story with a trash bag.

pegoryu vibes start happening as study dates become more frequent. ryuji starts noticing how soft akira's hair and hands are as they become more comfortable with physical affection. akira has always known that ryuji shines like the sun, but never that he was so handsome

cue adolescent pining until and during p5 events

SPEAKING OF P5 EVENTS

idk why shido is in inaba. maybe he's trying to secure support from EVERYONE, so he lowers himself to the peasantry and decides to take his campaign to inaba a year early

akira is by himself, miraculously, so everything happens as normal...

but when the case happens & he's sent on probation, ryuji absolutely follows him to the city. it breaks his heart to leave hana behind (she's supportive of it, she knows those boys are gay for each other (platonically OR romantically, she doesn't care)) but he knows akira won't last a day

since no kamoshida means no broken leg, he's got that track scholarship going for him, but it's a lot of training on his own (and with akira, pegoryu as gym bros will always make me soft) since kamoshida still would've screwed up the track team

still, when he and akira run late to school because of the rain and spotting their soon-to-be-classmate (aka ann) get in the car of some sleazy asshole, there's absolutely no reason why ryuji wouldn't be golden-hearted and loyal as always

akira awakens to his persona because they will NEVER leave each other behind

ryuji awakens to his persona for much the same reason, but also because kamoshida = shitty adult = DAMN I'M GETTING PISSED AT MY DAD TOO LET'S FUCKING GO

the rest of the game is not changed. if this were to actually happen, ryuji's confidant would be 100% maxed out because??? how do you grow up with someone and NOT have a blood oath???

anyway childhood friends!pegoryu now owns my heart thank you

[harley-style]

Reading the Homestuck Epilogues [MEAT] 5 (pt. 1 - 10)

Read the Candy Epilogue reading here: one | two | three | four

Hello lovelies! Sorry I took a bit of a break yesterday, but I was indeed writing down my thoughts as I read them! It just took longer than usual, lmao. But anyway, my reactions and thoughts under the cut!

Well, that's fucking ominous. But well, here we go, another route, another round of pain! First up on the list: John awkwardly trying to reach Roxy and Callie for a hug, but waiting too long that they've left. Oops. Writing ten letters is SOME fucking foreshadowing though.

Okay I was all for Karkat running for president but I do not trust Dave to hold a reliable campaign with him. They're not...how do you say...politically savvy? They do have a point with Jane though. We know how well THAT works out in Candy...oh geez, Dirk. He didn't have much of a presence in Candy...I miss him.

John's so dismissive lol but that's understandable. Bit of a dick move, but eh. The tangents these kids get into is legendary.

I am especially apprehensive of Meat, but I heard it's like, somewhat nicer than Candy. That said, I dread the moment Dirk takes up the stage. There should also be a protocol for interrupting shows for personal calls???

It's really uncomfortable to me how much screentime Jake's ass is getting. Let me just put it out there. Also, Dirk playing up the villain on the TV show really was just a beta test, huh? That bitch. (Affectionate).

POLITICAL CAPITAL? Oh my lord.

Dirk dissing Karkat is one of his monumental sins. How fucking dare he. Karkat is a blessing that none of us puny mortals deserve and you will fucking recognize it (/hj...haha unless?). The ensuing conversation after that is basically me: okay, bitch -ing at Dirk. Like constantly.

"Dirk goes to help your yard clean the Jake off its dirt." I feel like I'm having a stroke. This is around the part where John gets everyone from a newly messed with timeline to go with him and beat up a teen Caliborn, their words, which is all kinds of fucked up bc 1) teenagers and 2) teenagers.

WAIT IS THIS THE SCENE FROM PESTERQUEST? IT IS ISN'T IT!!! HOLY FUCK!!!

Okay now I retroactively realize what keeping the yard clean of Jake means. It's...certainly a turn of phrase.

"I've never zapped this many people before" Bitch you've zapped an entire planet. That has more mass than 7 teenagers.

Dirk and Rose are having a conversation about ascending and while Rose is coping terribly, Dirk seems remarkably fine. Why is that. Dirk finishes with an internal monologue about him looking at the state of things with an almost mechanical and clinical eye, rather than Rose's artistic, poetic vision. Every gear has, apparently, been set in motion.

Oh hey shit's going down in Cherub's Town

Yeah you really should have thought that one through, John.

Jane is VERY upset that Karkat's running against her and honestly, I just skimmed through this chapter. I really don't like Jane's thought process, but I do double back every now and then to see if I missed anything. Jake expresses discontent over being used as a marketing bid, and honestly, about time man. But also, fuck Dirk and Jane in this particular instance. Why. Why are you both like this.

[atticoratticus]

Adding some personal thoughts as a HUGE fan of both Ran and Rindou (obviously Ran is my favorite character in TR, but he's also my favorite character PERIOD rn for various reasons)

For me they obviously initially caught my attention because of their designs (i love cool hairstyles what can I say), but I really started liking them more in their appearance at the beginning of the Tenjiku arc. I still remember exactly what i first thought and felt when Ran ambushed Mitsuya, because I really did like how Ran wasn't Introduced as like a meat-head who only thinks with their fists. I enjoyed particularly how he mainly seemed focused on getting to an end goal, and the fact that he didn't mind using more underhanded tactics in order to do so. It was frustrating, yes, (mainly because I loved and still do love Mitsuya, so seeing him be on the receiving end wasn't great LMAO) but at the same time it was an amazing introduction to who both Ran and Rindou are as characters. Of course the focus was more on Ran, but you could also kind of tell the dynamic Ran and Rindou had by the way Rindou spoke about him.

Moving on to the actual Tenjiku fight and beyond is when I actually got hooked on them as characters. Honestly their bond as siblings is one of my favorite things about them - they bicker and take jabs at eachother like most irl siblings do, but it's so obvious that they genuinely love and care for eachother. The moment when Ran yelled out to Rindou right before he got taken down by Angry genuinely got me a bit because you could tell SO clearly that Ran was worried about Rindou. The way he's pretty much constantly looking out for Rindou throughout the Tenjiku fight speaks VOLUMES to me, like I just really like healthy sibling dynamics LMAO

I also love how extra they both are without it being unrealistic or too exaggerated. They have a certain flare to them that makes them fun to read/watch without it being too over-the-top or distracting. Tokyo Revengers has a lot of more serious moments, and they're able to fit into those moments while still being able to be unique and refreshing. Even if you don't focus on them much, you still REMEMBER them because of how they act in the moments where they are shown.

This is about Ran in particular, but the moment where he closes Izana and Kakuchos eyes after they die (or after Izana dies, because we all know Kakucho lived) is honestly one of my favorite moments in the series. I know it's memed to high hell and that a lot of people view it as embarrassing for Ran because Kakucho was still alive, but I never understood that view of it.

Up until that point Ran was always shown to be focused almost exclusively on only his and Rindous needs. He's not spending his time thinking much about the people around him because others' needs don't really concern him. Up until the end of the Tenjiku fight, we aren't really sure what he thinks about the Izana or the other members of Tenjiku. That's why such a show of respect on his end after the battle concluded was such a noteworthy moment for me. It added more depth to his character, it showed that he DID actually care about both Izana and Kakucho even if he never really verbalized or showed it prior (from what we had seen, at least)

This also adds onto my point before that despite having a bit of a flair for dramatics and kinda messing around during battle, he's still able to fit into the serious themes of Tokyo Revengers without needing to warp his character or make him act ooc. It's still undeniably HIM that we're seeing, it's just a different *side* of him that we hadn't seen before.

Honestly I could go on and on about both Ran and Rindou (especially Ran) but for now that's the general summary on why I like them so much fhjsjd

Also yeah they're both really attractive GODDDD I love blondes and men with long hair 🤭🤭🤭

Genuine question☝🏼 why do readers like the haitani brothers so much? Like don't get me wrong, I like them, I think their character designs are great and the overall presence they have but like they just really don't do much In the manga? Like I love their entire premise but like not enough to make it to the top 10 characters you know?

Is it because they're hot? Because like if so understandable jkjk🤭

Well yeah I'd say a fairly big part of it is because they're hot, we already know good looking characters tend to get more attention anyway. I'd say there are a few other reasons people like them too though including

Their fighting style, they have some of the most unique fighting styles in the series, it gathers more attention.

Their dynamic as brother's, they were the first brother's both in gang related things (and both still alive) we were introduced to in this series. It created some interest in how they fight, how they interact etc. And even after we found out, well people love family dynamics and caring character's (esp the kind who'll happily hurt others but then get defensive over someone they care about).

The mystery, kind of tying into the last one they were very mysterious when they first introduced. All we knew is they were brother's and were powerful. Of course that creates a lot interest in who these guys are. Not only that but after the series ended we didn't get answers on a lot of our questions about them, their childhood in particular are still a mystery.

Their personalities, tr is filled with great personalities but there's something so funny about these two. Whether it's Rindou doing the splits in the middle of a fight, Ran twirling his braids or all the character book info on them. They have some great stand out moments with the way they act and just generally are that make people laugh and love them.

So I'd say their looks 100% helps them to be as popular as they are but there are also many other reasons as to why their well liked.

[catzula]

Request: Hello hello! Do you mind if I request something for the drabble event? With either dabi or fyodor cause I'm indecisive sooo surprise me? Sorry.

I like to paint my nails while watching tv, so it always comes out bad.

I'm laid-back and also pretty good at reading ppl soo if you dont mind! And thank you ^^

a/n: I loved this lmao I just love dabi a tad too much and the ask was really fun shdjsj but i FORGOT the second part of the ask I'm so sorry

honorable mentions: @komoodo baby, thank you for sending in an ask!

Also fluff, wc < 800, one cursing, mentions of Bakugou's kidnapping

"New meat!" The door gets kicked open, your boyfriend standing in the doorway with the angstiest looking teen in his grip. Well, after he himself, of course.

Dabi looks energetic, you soon notice. It's not often you see him with such a big smile, eyes twinkling with some form of amusement. The fight must've been fun.

The room is dimly litten, most of the light sources being the tv you're browsing and Toga's game console. "Hello," you mutter at the boy as the rest attempt to tie him down on the chair, but his struggling and muffled screams aren't giving them an easy time.

Already used to the scene, you just turn the volume of the tv up, sending occasional glances to your boyfriend and the blonde. When they're finally able to chain him down, Dabi sends one half-amused, half-annoyed look at the boy, leaving them to be as Toga and Shigaraki take over.

"That certainly took a minute." You tease the man, getting an annoyed click of a tongue in answer. "Try doing it yourself next time, and then you get to talk."

"How was the-" He plops down on the couch next to you, uncharacteristically close, resting his head on your shoulder when you flinch and shove him away.

"What-"

"Oh my god, you stink, Dabi!" You tell him, nose crinkled and eyes shut with the unbearable smell of smoke, ash, sweat, and blood. "Go take a shower before I pass out."

"Wow," he mutters, pulling you in a tight hug and holding you there despite your wails. "Apparently unconditional love comes only halfway."

When he thinks you've had enough punishment -for pushing him away, of course- he finally lets you go, his shit-eating grin resting on his lips as he watches you cough.

"Wash yourself at least twice!" You shout after him as he whistles his way to the shower.

~

"Hey, kiddo." Dabi enters the room half an hour later, his dark grey, worn-out shirt slightly damp with water dripping from his hair. He notices how the blond is asleep on the chair he's tied to; he must be tired after all that screaming and struggling.

His eyes quickly fall back on you, and there's a heavy smell lingering on the air, but you're not looking at him, eyes trained on the tv screen, instead. "He's asleep."

"I know." You comment as you feel your boyfriend walking towards you, his spiky hair now slicked back and wet. Dabi grins when he hears you gulp, but you turn your eyes away too quick for his liking. "Hey, are you- hey!"

"What?"

"I specifically told you not to put nail polish when you watch shit." He growls, and you know both of you are remembering the same incident from last time. There's still a big splotch of baby blue on the red couch to remind you, anyway.

"I know," you whine, emphasizing the 'o', "but it gets boring when I don't."

"It gets more boring when you do." He mutters with annoyance, grabbing your newly done hand and inspecting it. "You always mess it up and then work hours on it, trying to make them look decent, and you always end up removing them all in the end."

"And?"

You know you're pushing him at this point. The truth is, you're touched he even paid attention that much to you- and you're sure the fuck not going to show that to him.

"Brat." You hear him mutter under his breath, but you can't even think of a comeback since you're watching him mouth agape as he pulls your hand between his, instead. "Look how messy it is. I know you're gonna nag me whole day."

You can't even make a sound but smile idiotically as he starts softly nailing around your nails, cleaning the mess you've made.

"What?" He says gruffly, and you chuckle. "Nothing."

"Ungrateful brat." He rephrases his earlier insult, jabbing on your nail a little harshly now.

"Hey, ow?"

"Shut up," he mutters, eyes never once leaving your freshly painted nails. "I'm concentrating cause you wouldn't."

Dabi is a complex man.

One who sees intimacy as being vulnerable, one that can't say he loves someone, one who can't even tell his feelings in any way, but anger.

You know that makes him even more anxious, anxious of you thinking he doesn't love you, but it's always these little things he does that make you even more sure that he does.

"Shut your mouth, you're drooling." A voice speaks, and surprisingly, it's not Dabi, even though it is something he would say.

No, it's the newly captured boy, now awake from his deep slumber and looking at you with disgust swimming in his blood-red eyes. "Boy's got a point." Dabi grins, raising his head from your hand.

"Shut up." You push his forehead with your index finger, making him laugh. "Make me." He mutters lowly, eyes locking to yours in a way that can never be something good. He leans forward, tipping your head to his, lips about to close on yours and-

"For fucks sake, get a room!"

[princess-earthquake-the-third]

Hannibal episode 18:

Let's get this mess started babyyyyyyy

I haven't been able to watch any episodes because I'm too tired from exams,but I can at least do one in the middle of exams.

I'm not entirely sure if he used any meat in that meal that he and Jack are eating but I sure hope it's not Katz's.

She's probably dead isn't she.......welp Beverly Katz I'll miss you.

On the other hand hannibal looks rather nice with that red shirt,we haven't seen him in anything like that before.

"You're a great friend Hannibal" OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW FAST THAT CHANGES AKSHAIAKIAHAOA

Oh for god's sake the hell is that reporter up to now????

A gun yeah that's definitely going to help you with whatever you're going to do.

WHO KEEPS SLAMMING THE GOD DAMN BONGOS OR WHAT HAVE YOU IN THE BACKGROUND-

"she's one of yours" OH FUCK IS IT KATZ!???

Oh my fucking god

That's so much worse than I thought it was going to be.

Well at least lounds seems to have SOME semblance of human decency.

Ah damn it jack really can't catch a break.

Will gets a fancy jacket and a mask for his little murder field trip.

It's very clear in Jack's expression and the way he's carrying himself right now that his anguish has turned into anger,he's pissed off ,he wants to catch the killer and he will do anything in his power to do so.

The fact that Hannibal went through the trouble of slicing Katz like that is frankly a bit terrifying.

"you said you interpret the evidence,so interpret the evidence" I don't know how to tell you this ghost/hallucination/whatever Katz but that's A LOT to interpret.

"to say goodbye" to say goodbye to possibly the only little bit of sanity Will had.

Oh those two guys sound really sad about Beverly's death.... I kinda feel bad about hating them before... Oh well.

"we find her kidneys and we find her killer"*pans to hannibal cooking said kidneys* uh yeah good luck with finding the kidneys.

Hannibal looks so happy with himself like "Hehehehehe I made her into food ehehehehehe"

Abel Gideon is still alive!?????

I thought Will killed him,guess not.

Seems like Friedrick boy is the next on the list to die,maybe?idk what would hannibal get from him after Abel rearranged his guts.

Oh my god is this dude really playing "I'm the chesapeake ripper haha" ,my guy you don't look educated enough to be the ripper lmao.

Wait....is this guy for real????did he really kill the bailiff?are there two copycats???

Whoever this dude is ,he's obsessed with will huh.

Seems like will doesn't care about anything but ending Hannibal at this point.

Fredrick is really jealous of Bloom huh?maybe try not being a god damn twat,you unsalted slug.

Is that hannibal swimming?holy crap his body tho

OH SHIT HE FREAKING CRUCIFIED HANNIBAL WHAT

They're really painting will as the "villain" here huh.

Albeit it was an interesting episode.

[shiro-0197]

Omg they sound really good! I'm glad you guys got to bake :D I saw Kuro's cookies, 😝😝 they're cute. I'm sure yours tastes and looks really good too!! Send me pictures when you bake next time :D makes me wanna bake too tbh 😭😭 I should quickly bake some brownies before New year's. CINNAMON. CINNAMON IS BAE. I carry a stick of cinammon in my pocket everywhere because the smell calms me down so much ‼️‼️‼️ (anyways, due to the added cinammon, I now deem your cookies AMAZING. even if they don't have choco chips >:)

oh noes I hope you get better chairs next year 😔😔 it's no fun to constantly fidget when you're sitting. Added pain, I swear. I usually just lean back on my chair so much, I'm constantly on the verge of falling. Because Angel sits behind me :D she's always asking me to be more careful skdjsksk 😷

Aw you're right, those do bring problems of their own. I hope to be unlike those doctors, in the future. And when I am, you can bet I'm gonna prescribe you the right stuff 😾😾💖

you're so precious, I wish you all the best !! Your mom sounds so cool and badass, and I'm sure she'll look wonderful riding a motorbike in the future :D

AYO‼️‼️‼️😭😭 WHAT THE HECK ❓❓❓❓‼️ I'm sobbing that image is so cursed, I've never seen it xD but yeah Pinterest is a weird place, tho it has good stuff, occasionally.

the cat was staring at you cuz it thought you were cute, I just know it 😾💖 (unrelated but we find animals cute? That surely means they find us cute too, right?) but yeah, when they have big eyes, they just look like puss in boots, and that's just so precious skkssks 😭💖 I want a cat so badly rn 😾😾

ah I see!! I've googled it :D it looks really good, anything with meat is good😍😍 (I'd be a horrible vegetarian. Oops.) Tho I also googled the cuisine there and it all looks really nice!! I noticed that you guys mostly have stuff with dough and bread, or is that just Google messing with me??😭😭 We have Absolutely nothing with dough here tbh. We use a lot of rice, and a lot of noodles :D and curries. Loads of those.

Awww I hope you do sometime too. Just let loose and sing!! You'll feel so much more relaxed afterwards >.<

I'm so annoyed rn tho my leo coordinator just messaged me, saying we have a president's meeting 😃🔫

LIKE WTF WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT 😭😭😭 WHY WHY WHY I PLANNED ON SLEEPING IN ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW YEAR !! OR SPENDING TIME WITH MY FAMILY?? GRR 😾😾😾😾 now I'm gonna have to wake up at nine, join the meeting, and pretend to be awake. sorry for ranting tho :(

Yes I owe you a three hour long hug, a meal, headpats, and a bookshop date 😣💖 WDYM I'm sobbing why are you so sweet I can't even argue you with you anymore 😭😭 just know that I love you with all my heart 😾

—a disgruntled individual who feels better after reading your reply.

Heheh I will!! If I dont mess up XD it was really hard to make nice shape cuz the dough spild stick to my hands and wouldn't stay in the sheet 😭 Sure they are, they look like the cow dumps��� Though he said that they were a bit too sweet and now his throat is a sticky mess. Sounds weird now that I'm saying it, but hopefully you know what I mean😭

Oh!! So you love cinnamon? Good to know😼 The cinnamon smell seems kind of overwhelming to me tbh, but maybe I'm just a weakling XD but it is nice, I'd probably live it as much if it werent so strong hehe

True true, like I'm suffering enough, give me a break. Heheh, its really concerning when someone in front of you is leaning their chair back, like sir... please you're about to die stop that😭😭

Oh I'd love to have an appointment with you, doc😝😝

She is badass!! She rode a motorbike years ago, and idk the details but sounds so damn cool. Like, a motorbike, how cool is that!!!😭😭

Heheh, could be true, but my face was like almost fully covered because I hate it when my face is cold😭 but let's pretend it saw me🤭 I think they do? We find different species cute, so they must as well XD TRUE their big eyes are so shiny and pretty and I'm just ...bye 🥺🥺

(Same tbh, I love meat... not sheep meat though, lmao I hate it) Yeah, we really like flour I guess XD that's so cool tbh, I'd love our traditional cuisine to be noodles. I dont even know why I love them so much, it's just... good. Wonderful. The best🍜

KSKCKSKD NOO I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU WHAT THE HELL WHO DOES THAT!!! What a way to start the new year😭😭😭 LIKE GIVE HER A WEEK OR SOMETHING WHAT THE HELL dont worry!! You can always rant to me<3, I'm here to listen

Hehehh, good to know, I love you a lot too💕💕💕💞💞💞

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Oh liv, its been a hot second im not here, i've been here ive just been mute lol

but i want to say, im really soft for jungkook right now, and hoseok im just.. im a ball of love for them, they're just the sweetest thing in the world, must protect forever

so.. kid met the gang, i swear liv i was living it and i was so nervous, i would've fainted

ALSO, i'm really wondering if i can do the avocado thing at the supermarket, im fkn serious right now.. its super expensive and they always do something wrong at the checkout, and because im not my mom and im too shy to complain, it's only fair, oh my god... is this my villain origin story :o

The cooking joon killed me, the anon that said that read the title and it was an instant joon/daisy : SAME!!!, i was like YES sounds about right

And it got me thinking.. you know those weird fantasies one casually has.. : if i marry namjoon (LMAO) we both would die, i swear the other day i wanted to treat myself with a nice breakfast and oh my God -the kitchen said "get the hell outta here bitch.. and don't come back" i almost cried and they were just EGGS! i am the worst... I cant do two things at a time, i can barely do one, my brain really just doesn't work in the kitchen, i have no logic, i hate it there, everything is so rude, im seriously thinking i will have to marry a chef because there is no way i can survive. or ill be paying uber pass for the rest of my life or live out of instant soup, cereal... maybe one apple idk

and the thing is, my sister is REALLY good, like a really really good cook, my mom is away this week and im so happy my sister is gonna cook, really excited lmao, she can make sushi! she's a wizard im keeping her forever

so yeah, namjoon and i would die or eat out forever, which im not complaining, bc i don't eat meat so even if i could cook, he would die with me

That is so sad man..

ok, i hope you're well and getting ready for your conceeeeeeeeert omg, a lot of magic vibes to you and ur mooom ♥ ♥ ♥

Lydia hi!!!! Literally all of our love for JK and Hobi, sweetest boys I love themmmm. Lmao Kid did meet the gang and same, I would have died of anxiety- she honestly handled it like such a champ.

Ahahahaha your reaction to the avocado thing is how I imagine Petal's reaction would be like "wait... why the fuck am I paying full price for avocados?"

Lmaooo I'm so glad that we all have so much faith in Joon and his cooking that we automatically assume a pull quote of "what's burning?" is Joon lol. Oh no, yeah you and Joon really would not be thriving in the food department but I will give it to you, cooking can be hard! I'm like decent?? in the kitchen but I make a massive mess every time I cook. YAY FOR YOUR SISTER!!!! We love excellent chefs, bless them all!

Ahhhhh only two weeks away now and I'm DYING with excitement! Thank you my lovely! 🧡🧡