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sailoreuterpe · 1 year ago

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I'm so, so tempted to write a Character/Reader ship fic just to prove that you can do so without using "Y/N," "Your Name," or any variant thereof. Nicknames exist! Tenses are a thing! Words are malleable!!

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mwagneto · 1 year ago

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jack remarking that he's "missed this" while running from danger with the doctor is so crazy like his life since the doctor left him has been nothing but constant danger as the head of torchwood except back there he's thrust into the role of leader as the person who's objectively the most experienced but he's just some guy!! he doesn't know anything he's constantly fucking up and put in impossible situations and ruining things and we even see how easily the team organises in his absence. like clearly he did not miss danger he just missed having someone who can tell him which way to run from it....

#LIKE IT'S SO CRAZY. JACK PRETENDS TO BE ALL WISE AND MYSTERIOUS TO HIS TEAM BUT HE'S LITERALLY JUST SOME GUY #HE HAS TO MAKE DOCTOR-LEVEL DECISIONS W THE SAME STAKES AND EVERYONE EXPECTS HIM TO BE #ABLE TO MAKE THEM SO HE DOES (often badly!!!!!) BUT HE'S LITERALLY. JUST SOME GUY. he's just some guy....#the way i'm still only 10 minutes into the episode #like they're both such good characters and their story is like the most fucked up thing you'll ever see. AND they're gay #guhhhhh i need to put them in jars and keep them on my shelf fr #doctor who #3x11 utopia #jackdoctor #10th doctor #jack harkness #dw lb #torchwood #i guess???

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sergle · 3 months ago

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What is a jelly? In your patreon

Jelly is referring to literal jellies and jams! I have fruit trees / bushes in my yard and sometimes there's a large batch, and I send jars of that to patrons.

#I actually wanna do that again bc I think I have enough floral jellies from spring #they're all heat-sealed the proper way also btw. food safety is really important for jarring / canning #sergle answers #I did a good bit of harvesting flowers this year :D which was really really fun #we did roses - lilacs - and dandelion #the dandelion was a certified nightmare. it took so fucking long #i hesitate to give those to patreon bc of how much work they took LMAO but maybe i will anyway

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 6 months ago

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I think of so many stupid shenanigans between Wriothesley and his daughters in the Addison Lee verse. They tell Wriothesley crazy shit all the time, their daddy-daughter secrets, and it drives Neuvillette nuts that Wriothesley won't snitch.

Sigewinne, whispering into his ear: Today at school I punched a boy because he was being mean. I waited until it was recess, and made sure that no one was watching, and I punched him. Everyone knows he is a liar, so noooo one believed him when he cried about it. And Sigewinne is aaaalways a superstar so Mr Vautrin didn't suspect a thing !

Wriothesley, mildly concerned: Uh huh.

Sigewinne: Papa would say Sigewinne has to be nice to everyone, but, Sigewinne thinks bullies need to get punched sometimes, b'cos, b'cos otherwise, they think everyone is just gonna let them be mean

Wriothesley: Y'know what. That's fair

#They tend to play with him more than Neuvillette because he can match their energies #but Neuvillette usually is who they'd run to when they #need calmness and comfort #at night. when they're all asleep. Neuv would pin his husband down and be like. Tell me. Tell me the secrets.#and Wriothesley is like Noooooooo snitches get stitches Neuv #obviously if it's serious he'd let him know. but. if Carole comes up to him and is like daddy I secretly put a roach in Mr Vautrin's lunch #he'd be like. Did he think it was yummy?#and Carole is like aheeheeehee noooo don't be silly !! It was a prank and the roach was plastic so he can't eat it anyway #ingital #also vautrin teaches all 3 of their kids #for like. first grade #so he's basically a family friend at this point #I also have this stupid #scene in my head. the Swear Jar. I imagine like swear words in the Wriollette household is a hotly debated topic. because Daddy say it #aaaaaall the time. And Wriothesley doesn't believe in banning words. He explains it to the kids when they ask but he's like. You can be #just as hurtful. if not more. with words that are not considered 'bad'. You can still be mean without saying fuck. The point is to be nice #and daddy is nice isn't he. even if he says bad words sometimes.#but neuvillette is like No. No Bad Words. It is considered socially inappropriate for your age group. When you are older #you can decide if you want to use them. however. there are some rules in the classroom and I do not want you girls to get into trouble.#if you get into the habit of cursing like your dad. it'd be hard to keep away from them when you are in class. and bad words frighten papa #so. I ask that you ladies do not use them.#but like I don't think. they'd Punish the kids. the swear jar isn't even like. a punishment. it is a swear tax. every time you say bad word #you have to pay the swear tax. and whatever's in the jar gets taken out for ice cream or whatever to make papa feel better #[ this is how wriothesley explain it ]#and it leads to stuff like. The girls being considerate to Neuvillette firstly (he isn't actually all that bothered he's more scared #of the social repercussions for the girls. But they think he's Scared Of All Bad Words)#so they'd be like. papa cover your ears. I am going to say frightening words. FUCK YOU TIMMY. and then they pay their swear tax #and when Wriothesley curse in front of Neuvillette. the girls are like stop it. you will frighten papa. pay the swear tax NOW #we must acquire the icecream for papa. lest he gets so frightened he runs away forever. and wriothesley is like oh shit yeah that'd be bad #and theyre like DADDY. STOP IT

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tortilla-of-courage · 8 months ago

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so like did faron put those big fish bulls that want to kill you on sight all over the flooded faron woods with a Purpose or was it specifically to fuck with link. where did they come from

#faron: im flooding the forest to get rid of monsters.#the parella: ma'am there's big fucking fish that are really angry all over the forest. they're technically monsters. what do we do #faron: eh let them chill. maybe they'll annoy link when he gets here and make me laugh when he gets pissed #i think they should have been somewhere in lake floria or even in the sea sand to make it less jarring #i just think it's funny she flooded the place specifically to get rid of all the monsters and yet. more monsters replaced them.#net zero monster population increase #Skyward sword spoilers #?? ig #tortilla rambles

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lpsgirl109 · 5 months ago

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Im actually never forgiving Descendants: The Royal Wedding for being all silly goofy happy cartoon and then out of fucking NOWHERE just dropping "I really miss Carlos guys" HEY DISNEY WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

#It's so fucking jarring #The entire episode up to that point was all goofy funny times and then #That #It also irks me cause they're clearly moving away from the core four with the next movie #I mean I HOPE so anyway #So what was the point of killing him off at all you could've just left him alive NOTHING would change #Like it's an animated mini movie you could easily find a VA that sounds like him #Or if you really didn't wanna do that #Put him in some sort of situation that causes him to be away from the wedding #Maybe he sends a letter or something idk #Like why kill him if you were already ending the core four's story there and moving on to new characters #And like don't get me wrong they SHOULD move away from the core four #Do not fucking touch them anymore unless it's little cameos #The entire reason they initially canceled D4 was because they didn't wanna go on without Cameron #So if they were to go back on that and kill him off so they could keep making movies that would be disrespectful as FUCK #D4 probably a cash grab but I am glad they went the creative route and decided to explore other parts of the universe #Instead of clinging onto the group that's missing a cast member #I just #Man #You could've left him alone Disney you really didn't have to do that #And in the worst way possible too #descendants #peg speaks

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backpackingspace · 7 days ago

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Listen Athena is a equivalent of a dragon hording adventurers

#Athena #Athena basically being a dragon #She collects neat humans #Does she know or understand how they work at all? Especially human emotions and limitations? Fuck no #Does she deeply care for all her heros? Absfuckinglutly #The rest of the Olympians watcha got there #Athena with her fifth hero in a hundred years a smoothie #Athena trapping odysseus is a jar to shake and study him (they're best friends)#Athena gifting diomedes immortality #Athena acting like perseus is her little brother and placing him among the stars #Athena goddess of heros

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year ago

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"Everything you went through was meaningless." [St Voyager S3 E7: 'Sacred Ground']

#Serving Jesus realness #star trek screenshots #Janeway #iconic that all the aliens are like 'damn....that's crazy....anyway-' about Janeway HEHEHE they're like snickering behind their hands #I would be too honestly if some outsider tried to speedrun my ancient spiritual rituals #Love the vibe of 'this could all be hazing' they're putting out. Also I keep seeing the face paint on the guide woman as like a mic #honestly this woman's fucking hilarious HEHEHE #Janeway: I'm dying. / Alien Guide: We all die someday :) <- lady who just told her to stick in her hand in a poison jar #AHAHAHA THEY REALLY DID HAZE HER...I love these guys they're so nahnahnahbooboo-core #also the refrain 'Everything you went through was meaningless' ..... thinking BIG thoughts about post-voyager voy crew back on earth #I really do earnestly love the gleeful contempt vibe...it just seems so right. In a funny way but also in a way that's deeply true #the feeling of trying to find answers while you universe laughs and says there are none - it's meaningless - but you're welcome to go ahead #and try. If you find God you have the feeling it would just stare at you blankly. Then laugh.#Chakotay: Captain I've been so worried about you! Have you found a solution? / Janeway: Absolutely. I'm going to walk into the death shrine #Chakotay: (internally hysterical) Oh of COURSE!!!! no of COURSE she's going to walk into the DEATH SHRINE!!!!#great imagery in this one <3 folks who love religious imagery (me) will get a kick outta this one <3 #anyway I love when star trek does hopeful eps like this...makes me tear up like. Yeah there could be a scientific explanation but that #doesn't make it MORE true or MORE real than the religious one - it's just as valid to believe in the spirits #Also those three old creeps were lovely <3 scared me and I like that! existential dread!

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miserywizard · 5 months ago

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old roommate just finished harrow i guess this means i have to finally read nona

#i don't know i don't know what it is that's stopping me these days #the blurbs were so fucking jarring but they're not on the paperback #AND i have a special edition that has no blurbs at all like.

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lottieurl · 1 year ago

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oh my god you're not into [modern timeline actress]? should we throw a party?? should we invite leonardo dicaprio?

#why are so many people in this fandom so goddamn unbearable #like they cant even just simply not be into one or all of them they're like i NEED to shout it from the rooftops #i need to email it to you i need to whisper it directly into your ears i need to make a post and blaze it #i need to buy a billboard that says IM NOT INTO [name]#i need to go door to door like jehovahs witnesses going DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABT HOW I FIND [X] UNATTRACTIVE #i need to yell it real loud into a jar and mail it to people #i need to tattoo it on my forehead so everyone knows i need a tshirt that proclaims it #like QUITE LITERALLY NO ONE CARES. MY GOD #sorry im getting real fucking tired of it idk if you can tell #yellowjackets blogging

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hella1975 · 1 year ago

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not someone commenting on tams to tell me to update taob. what if you fucked off forever

#the actual nerve of some people like it's bad enough getting those kinds of comments ON taob #bc obviously any comment along the lines of 'im literally begging you to update' is gonna piss the fuck out of a writer #BUT TO DO IT ON A DIFFERENT FUCKING FIC????? HAVE A HORRIBLE DAY #and the fact these people not only dont think they're doing anything wrong but think they're COMPLIMENTING ME #'i love your writing so much please update taob' IS NOT A FUCKING COMPLIMENT. LET ALONE ON A FIC THAT HAS NO RELEVANCE TO TAOB #WITH NO MENTION OF TAMS IN THE COMMENT EITHER. NO 'I REALLY LIKE THIS FIC. UPDATE TAOB' not that that would make it okay #but the utter audacity of it all is jarring. how are you gonna clearly have read tams and felt the need to comment #just to have NOTHING to say about it and tell me to update a different fic. actually fuck off #ending the comment with 'okay i love you' do you now. do you really. well it's unrequited babe. fuck off #you people make me mad sometimes istg #'hella why are you always so negative about taob's popularity' when i get something good out of it i'll let you know #edit: they left that comment on ch1 of tams which actually implies they didn't even read it which is somehow. worse #like they've clearly just clicked on it with no regard for the passion and effort i put into it seeing as it's a WHOLE SEPERATE FIC #and considered only that i might give the comment more attention if it was on tams not taob. what the actual fuck is the thought process #in what WORLD is someone taking that as a compliment. in what world am i gonna go 'omg writing it rn just for you bestie 🥺'#actually fuming about this idk why this one has got to me so much the utter CHEEK of it all has really knocked me sideways lmaooo

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nebulaad · 4 days ago

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nothing is more indicative of the senselessness of generational labels than people talking (often from the outsider perspective of also being a customer) about "those mean boomers and the apologetic milennials". hate to be the one to have to tell you this and it's definitely informed by working in tech retail but I might get some surly boomers but nobody has screamed at me like 1) large groups of honestly if not milennials than gen z's who are pissed off that they showed up late with too many people to actually do anything despite having not made a booking, and 2) milennial moms who don't listen to me when I gently advise them that their minimum-aged kids probably can't read or follow instructions well enough to get a lot out of the activity, whose kids then quit part way through.

#.txt #like sorry your grandma isn't bothering as many people as your sister in law screaming at me for ruining her kid's eighth birthday party #when I have only just arrived at work and don't know who she is or why she's having a full meltdown at the front desk #you're all also assholes to service people and to be quite honest? you're more of an asshole to them the older they are.#like fr I got college students showing up and busting up equipment because they're drunk as shit #nobody tips literally nobody will throw change into a tip jar and one time I got YELLED AT because the MACHINE DOESN'T HAVE AN OPTION TO TI #and I had a group of gays come in for pride and missed and maamed me like I was their third grade teacher #so stop hoisting bad customer behaviour onto the nebulous 'boomer' esp because boomers are all seniors now and your parents are gen x anywa #and fucking just be a better fucking person in public

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whiterunguard · 1 month ago

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Things are in store. Things are going to happen.

#I'm going to make a general tullius art doll #talking #I'm going to sculpt the face and hands #might do the arms too? but im not sure #the armour is the scariest part because I'm not sure how to achieve it #but i know how to find out #i have the yarn for his hair already #tbh if it comes down to it i can always just give him “casual clothing” but id rather have him look like. yk. him #idk im insane and tired #none of you know that girlboy like i do okay.#the sooner we all accept that the better 🫶#anyways the reason I'm not gonna do multiple outfits is because these dolls are art pieces and usually pretty fragile #changing clothes isn't as easy as on a normal doll meant for play #and it would be a LOTTT more work for me #if it goes well I'll make an ulfric #but he would be even more complicated i fear?#or maybe less. maybe i should be buying materials for both of them #idk idkkk #once they're done im going to put them in a jar #half joking idk #god im so fucking funny #I CAN MAKE TULLIUS MEET HATSUNE MIKU #i have a Miku figure that my other art doll has already met #the other one i used airdry clay for the head #DO NOT RECOMMEND. i hate air dry clay #i might actually decapitate him and redo the head tbh #we will see!

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cubot · 2 months ago

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I get alone with my thoughts for one second and then my brain goes to the VN love interest route I beat yesterday and I go, "jesus fucking christ what the fuck."

#ramblings #it's honestly funny at how shocking it was to me??? i just did not see that happening #i legitimately said out loud as i was playing it and he was having a rough time that he should kill himself to forever change the directory #of people's lives. and then i moved on because OF COURSE that wasn't going to happen. it was funny to me but the game wouldn't do that #but then he had a mental breakdown and kidnapped someone and tried to kill himself and I??????????????? I still cannot process it? what the #spoilers for an otome game route i guess #not giving any details in case you don't wanna know but i have to say #WHAT THE HELL the fuck what? hello? get therapy? hello? how did that lead to a good end where nothing else was confronted? hello? are you o #li: i'll kill myself if you don't love me. mc: +10000 affection #GIRL STOP you both need to go to therapy what the fuck LMAOOOO what did I play and why did it go that way with no warning??? or maybe i was #warned but i automatically told myself no way i was reading too much into it and they'd never BUT THEY DID WHAT WHAT HELLO WHAT??#my friends got me screaming through out the entire thing in group chat #the change from LMAO he should he deserves to fuck up people's lives to Hahah. Ha? He is??? LMAO??? WHAT HELLO?#i think it was extra jarring because the other love interests pissed me off at least once very bad on their routes but this guy cried early #on and opened up and i was like huh. vulnerability. i like that. and he kept on not making me mad and i was like good for him i hope he wor #s through his issues. the same with the mc. BUT THEY DIDN'T. THEY JUST HAVE THIS VERY UNHEALTHY CODEPENDENCY THAT I THOUGHT THE MC WAS WORK #ON FIXING BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO ARGH AAAAAAAHHHH LMAO WHAT THE FUCK #the true route i unlocked fixed some things but they're all still fucked up. i guess they're my blorbo friends now #okay i need this to get out of my system send help

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raatopaikka · 2 years ago

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#Fake planets made out of dry acrylic paint inside the lid of a tiny tin jar!#free resources #free to use #artistic resources #png #transparent png #planet png #i just made these for fun so feel free to use them for any of your own art projects/fanart/edits or whatever!#they're not very hq but im sure they're fine when used in small size in unofficial things!#and i seem to have fucked up with krita at some point cause they had these circular geometric lines in them that i've tried to blur out 🤡#so def only use in small size!#also the red ones have a white background when you view them individually 👀 i'm guessing cause i inverted the colour? 👀#but they all definitely have transparent backgrounds i promise! 👀#which you can see if your post background is set to dark mode on the app #or if you open this blog on pc #2022

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faithfromanewperspective · 4 months ago

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you would not believe the number of people i've had to tell that no, there will not be folklore (taylor's version) and she's not re-recording her albums as some fun little treat (it was because her life's work got stolen)

#idk it just takes away from the fact this is a story of triumph #and we get excellent production and extra vault tracks as a result #but it started because of an awful injustice #that has happened to many other artists too without her privilege #or ability to work really fucking hard to take back what is hers #it's a painstaking process; especially if she doesn't have access to all the master scores to know which instruments do what #there's a good chance she had to go by memory and by ear #because no one ever takes notes while recording expecting this is gonna happen and rarely save notes for 10+ years #like if anyone would it's taylor. but if anyone would redo songs as close as possible to what they were before with no notes it's also her #taylor swift #reputation tv #debut tv #they're the only ones left to go. you know that. people don't #swiftie circles are a closed rattling jar of information; we know that #anyway the point is. yes she made something good out of it. but damn we need to hold some people to account #especially for our smaller artists' sake #musician thoughts

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