#they're insane (affectionate) when racing each other and they love it

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

"No one defended against Max in Brazil" Oh... I beg you to try and say that (with your full chest) to Charles Leclerc's face -

[skitskatdacat63]

I literally can't stop thinking about this sequence of pictures, actually completely brainrotting me

[fourmula1]

so we should talk about omega daniel showing up to monaco, visibly pregnant.

everyone is fawning over him. everyone loves him as it is - he's cute, he's sweet, he smells great, he's an incredibly affectionate omega, and everyone has always been charmed over him his entire career. but now that he's pregnant? irresistible! his sweet pregnant smell, he's softer around the edges, really doing well! everyone is so happy for him.

except max. max is pissed.

because max is really very good at math. he's quick with it. max knows, he knows, daniel's about six months along.

six months since abu dhabi. since daniel's last race. since he and daniel had the best sex of max's life. 'one last time' sex. 'i'll miss you so much' sex. 'please don't go' sex. 'probably i'm in love with you' sex.

max fucking knows that pup is his and he. is. pissed.

because after abu dhabi daniel disappeared back to australia like everyone knew he would and never showed his damn face again in real life or on social media until he turned up all fucking smiley and pregnant and glowing in fucking monaco like nothing happened. all the mechanics and strategists in the garage fawning over him, cupping his belly, congratulating him on how happy and healthy he looks.

and they're not wrong. daniel looks fucking beautiful. healthy, radiant, happier than max has seen him look in years. pregnant with max's fucking kid!

so max finds some time to catch daniel by surprise and corner him in the garages and be like, you fucker, it's mine, isnt it?

and daniel. daniel goes a bit pale because he knew max would be pissed. max is in the absolute prime of his career, this is his time, and daniel fucked up so badly by getting pregnant. he doesn't want to ruin max's life. he planned on not telling max at all, but of course max is far too smart and he called daniel out on it and daniel's just like,

'max, it's fine. no worries, mate. there's nothing to worry about. you're all good, i don't need anything from you, sorry i fucked up but i won't fuck up your life too, lol!!!' basically. max doesn't have time for a kid. daniel doesn't want to burden him or alter the trajectory of max's career and life in the way having a kid would. he can do this on his own. it'll be fine. max doesn't have to worry about him. them. daniel and his pup. it's not like daniel's been in love with max for years or anything. except. well, he has. but that's ok! he'll get over it. max has a career to keep up with and all they were ever doing was hooking up anyway. an alpha and an omega taking care of each other's needs in a highly insane lifestyle. it worked. that's all it was. for max.

except max is deeply crushed when daniel says max doesn't have to be involved and daniel won't tell anyone. that daniel really only thought of things as just hook ups of convenience. max knew... he knew daniel never wanted to like, put a label on things. he knew that. but. but max thought. he thought.

well.

he was wrong, he supposes.

and daniel is sad, and hurt, and annoyed, too. because his stupid omega body wasn't even in his fertile window. it wasn't even Getting Pregnant Time for him in abu dhabi. it was just a frantic, passionate, so incredibly deeply satisfying hook up with max and like. his stupid omega body could sense that he was leaving f1. leaving max. leaving his alpha. and his body was like, no let's lock this in actually, and daniel got pregnant and max isn't even his alpha. was never going to be. so now he's pregnant and his body is all confused and max is mad and daniel's going to be a stupid, pathetic, single omega with a kid pining for an alpha who was never going to be actually his. stupid, stupid, stupid.

except max, like, always wants to be informed of daniel's appointments and any updates about the pup. and he's always asking where daniel's going to be, and flying there after races, if he can. usually LA. max turns up exhausted because LA doesn't make a lot of sense in his race calendar but he can't be away from daniel. daniel's soft omega scent has always been so perfect but now he smells like. like them. pregnant with max's pup, the two of them tied up together forever, like max has always wanted.

and they're not together. they're not anything. he hasn't even touched daniel. hasn't hugged him, or felt their pup move in daniel's belly, nothing more than like, a brush past him to get in the door. but max is here, in LA, as much as he can be, sleeping down the hall in daniel's guest room, and just being here. it's confusing.

and one evening when they're just hanging out on the couch - and daniel's so pregnant now, he's not always comfortable and max worries but daniel doesn't want, doesn't need anyone to take care of him, so max keeps it to himself. but. but tonight daniel asks if max wants to feel the pup, because he's really active tonight and max says yes, yes daniel, please, and daniel lets him press his hands to his belly, lets max feel the way their baby kicks against his palms, and daniel has been noticing lately... and god, it's almost overwhelming in this moment, how max's sharp, strong, available alpha scent has been slowly changing into a much more subdued, warm, softer scent of a mated alpha.

and daniel's like 'Hm' about it. and max asks daniel to come to monaco for the birth, so he can be there. so he can look after daniel and their pup for a few weeks after. he's going to have the baby on summer break and max desperately wants them in monaco.

and daniel. daniel's been thinking. maybe. maybe actually this... maybe he underestimated max. because max is so involved, and max smells like a happily mated alpha, and max wants to be a dad and... god, maybe daniel got it so wrong.

so he says okay, to monaco. and he says 'but you have to buy a new apartment', and max is like, but why. me and the cats are okay. you still have your place.

and daniel's like, no. we need a nursery and i know you're not giving up your sim room, so we need a bigger apartment.

and max is like, 'we?'

and daniel's like, 'if you'll have us.'

and max hasn't done more than touch daniel's belly since abu dhabi last year, but that night they make love on their sides, daniel's belly too big to face each other, and max bites a mating mark into daniel's neck then and there and tells daniel he knew daniel was his omega since he was seventeen years old. he just knew it.

and daniel has their pup over summer break and max is the most perfect papa he's ever seen, and he can't believe there was a time where he thought he'd be doing this all alone.

[scrollonso]

What are some of tour favourite headcanons about marcmarc. What's their dynamic like?

idk im rambling...

Even though they’re together, Marc and Marco always try to outdo each other, especially on the track because even though they love eachother, they're in motogp to race and their relationship isn't going to stop that. They push each other hard, which sometimes causes tension, but it also brings them closer. After tough races, they cool off together and respect that they both gave it their best.

They love joking around, making fun of each other in a friendly way. Marc might tease Marco about his hair, about his obsession with Rubik or constant need for physical touch, while Marco jokes about Marc being an old man and stuff im too lazy to figure out right now. Humor helps them keep things light and fun in contrast to how they are on track.

When it comes to feelings, they are each other's biggest support. Marc finds it hard to open up because Vale ruined like everything for him, but Marco makes him feel comfortable. Marco, in turn, feels safe with Marc, who has shown time and time again that he's always there for him.

Marc isn’t big on showing affection in public like Marco is, but in private, he’s more affectionate. He loves cuddling with Marco after a long day. Marco, who’s more open about his feelings, enjoys seeing this softer side of Marc because it's such a huge contrast from this insane bitchy 8 time world champion that Vale would talk shit about.

They love working out and practicing together. Marc sometimes gives Marco tips, but Marco always tries to prove he’s just as good. They admire each other’s skills, even if they act like they’re just messing around.

They respect each other a lot. Marc knows Marco is becoming a great rider, and Marco looks up to Marc’s achievements and he really always has despite trying to act like he couldn't give less of a shit about him. They balance their relationship with a respect for eachother’s careers.

Marco can get jealous if he thinks Marc is getting too close to someone else, especially a rival or an ex like Vale since now thar they've told Vale they're dating Marc has slowly been coming to the ranch more but Marco hates when he sees Vale talking to him alone because even if Marco is touchy with his friends Marc knows it's different than what him and Marco have while Marco is supper insecure. Marc finds it amusing but always makes sure Marco knows he’s the one who matters most.

Their most meaningful conversations happen late at night, after a race. Marco listens when Marc talks about his fears of staying on top, and Marc helps Marco stay grounded as he rises in the sport or at least tries to on the shitty bike.

They don’t always need words to communicate. A glance or a touch is enough for them to know what the other is thinking or feeling, making their bond even stronger and more genuine than Marc and Vale's ever was.

yeah idk im crazy

[sybaritick]

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durgetash fic recs 🔪⚙️

i love durgetash. i love evil/evil power couples. i love the drama and the religious guilt and the self-recognition through the other (derogatory) and the insane definitely-not-safe-sane-and-consensual kink.

for this reason, i have read several hundred durgetash fics on ao3. here is a non-exhaustive list of my favorites!

all of the recs will be marked with pronouns, race, and genitals (when relevant) of the durge for your convenience

An Obedient Butcher, A Beast On A Leash by NeverwinterThistle

durge notes: og/white dragonborn dark urge (my favorite!!), he/him with dick

E / 4.8k / sadism and masochism, choking, frottage and grinding / complete

The room was warm. It smelt strongly of skin; overheated, overcrowded, overscented to hide sweat. Fill for this prompt on the Baldur's Gate kink meme: Gortash and the Durge are lovers, but due to the strict orders of tyranny in all things that Bane requires, Gortash is not allowed to bottom, on pain of retribution or revocation of Chosen status from his god. And, well, maybe Gortash really wants to. What might their sex look like with such a restriction? How do they deal?

this author has done multiple incredibly good durgetash fics but this is definitely one of my favorites. the dynamic and push-and-pull between them is excellent, and you can tell they truly do respect each other in a sense, despite being godawful people. they glory in their empire of blood and that's so much fun. and of course, the kink in this one is delicious... yknow, every time i do fic recs i have the impulse to share things no one needs to know about my personal life for at least a couple of them, but you know what, maybe i can keep it to myself just this once. but the point is the way gortash wants to let durge tear his ass up but can't is incredibly hot, and i particularly like that gortash essentially considers it an outdated religious restriction... that bottoming is not actually indicative of True Submission in the way Banites are told to believe it does.

lose the halo, don't need to resist by @lamortactuallywrites

durge notes: they/them half-orc with dick :)

E / 7.0k words / bondage, orgasm delay/edging, kink negotiation / complete

There is no absolution to be found here. They wonder if their father is watching, if Bane is watching, if they will each know the wrath of their gods before the night is through. Yet somehow, with blood drying tacky on their hand, bruises pressed deep into their flesh, and his mouth hot around them like he was made for this, it feels private. Protected.

i adore the kink negotiation in this. gortash is such a jackass (affectionate)... and once they're in it, durge snapping back like an angry dog, struggling so beautifully, when they're too tied up to really fight back is hot. someone insulting you so desperately because in reality they know they're not the one in control is. extremely hot. like "come on tell me more about what a monster i am while you're tied up begging for me to touch you" ygm??? read the fic it's good.

Mutual Manipulations by fermiparadox

durge notes: he/him drow with dick

E / 3.1k words / hate sex, power dynamics, handjobs / complete

Bloodlust is its own kind of aphrodisiac.

i love the characterization of both Durge and Gortash in this one-- resplendently awful. and considerably less trusting of each other, in a way that's very enjoyable. this is absolutely hate sex, and done very well... Gortash wants to subjugate Durge and keep him on a leash, and Durge wants to murder him violently. beautiful!

Marsember Syrah by say_lene

durge notes: she/her with pussy

E / 5.7k words / dom/sub, [consensual] mind control, power dynamics / complete

After a successful operation in the High House of Wonders, Bhaal's Chosen and Bane's express their admiration for each other. It is, predictably, very tense. “Ah, so you’re concerned for my wellbeing,” he said – calm, even as a thin trickle of blood rolled down his neck. “You needn’t be. Our masters commanded us to cooperate, after all, and in suffering me to live, Bhaal opens the door to veritable rivers of blood. You know him better than I, of course, but surely even the Lord of Murder can see the value of delayed gratification.”

this author has done multiple incredibly good durgetash fics, but this one is my favorite. i love the way they characterize gortash. anyway, normally, being the mind control/brainwashing/hypnosis/etc fetishist i am, i would barely have anything to say about this other than "read this for the mind control descriptions they're so hot that i've read this fic at least four times." (which i have). however not only is that hot but everything else is *also* extremely hot, and well written/well paced. particularly the way gortash "offers" durge lesser banites to kill, and how she enjoys it so, despite not quite wanting to just let him hand-feed her like that yknow... very tasty.

Yank of the Leash by BlueCloverInGreen

durge notes: he/him with dick

E / 28.2k words / dom/sub, grooming, noncon and dubcon / complete

Many, many potential triggers. Please read the tags carefully. I will also post specific tags before each chapter. This is a work in progress and my first project. Critique is welcomed and appreciated. Not beta read.

definitely do mind the trigger tags on this one, as the summary mentions, but it's a great guilty pleasure-- and by guilty i mean you'll feel something for finding it hot considering how dark it is, especially with regards to the grooming aspect. i can read some very gory fics, noncon, heavy kink, etc and not question how into it i am, but this fic?? this fic made me feel guilty and uncomfortable and that's a compliment. it definitely gave me the sense "yeah, Gortash would want it like this"

Knowing by @chocolatecatcupcakecheese

durge notes: they/them

E / 3.4k words / power dynamics, cunnilingus, bondage / complete

“What were we to one another?” Tav asks at last. “We were allies before,” Gortash says. “We—” “Allies?” Tav interrupts, sing-song with insinuation. Gortash takes a slow, steadying breath against the echo of desire. That teasing tone of voice is so damnably familiar. “Yes.” His voice emerges lower than he intends. Tav laughs, a single exhaled note of contempt. Gortash steels himself and does not move away when they step closer, close enough to share the same breath. “Is that all?”

oh hey, gortash is trans in this!! that's definitely a favorite headcanon of mine. and it's totally for story-based reasons only (he's so transhumanist cmon) and not because i am also transmasc and also have several power-hungry techbro sellout things wrong with me. anyway, the way they talk to each other in this is *so* fun... their dynamic-- and their foreplay and dirty talk (which for a normal couple would perhaps not qualify as dirty talk) is great.

ménage à quatre by isolasea

durge notes: second person (you) with pussy

E / 2.9k words / power dynamics, BDSM, dubious consent / complete

Your Urge and his Hand, on each side of your mind and body, pulling you apart. Or, Gortash: [fucks like a tyrannical despot] Durge: [surprised pikachu meme face]

this fic is so much fun for the d/s power kink stuff and it also has some excellent lines wrt gortash's obsession with control. i mean right at the beginning even, “All murder and no play in the Church of Bhaal?” that and gortash trying to put another finger in durge even while he's fucking them and they're barely taking it as it is-- it's so greedy and so very fitting for him.

[nyaagolor]

Your SV headcanons are a pure delight to read through. May I ask two questions?

Which ScaVio character do you think or would consider a 'horse girl'? I personally HC Rika as one (she deserves to ride a Mudsdale alongside Geeta and her Gogoat Esmeraldo).

What do you think Arven's Mabosstiff's relationship would be with Nemona & Penny and vice versa? Arven had one-sided beef with Nemona and probably didn't get along with Penny at first, but I wonder how Mabosstiff would feel about those two? At least I do think their interactions would lean towards the positive for the most part. What you do think?

You can ask as many questions as you want i loveeeeee asks. Also WAUGH thank u for the kind words ᏊˊꈊˋᏊ

I thought this would be short enough that it didn't have to go under a readmore but lmfao. Lol even! It got long

Ok so to start I want to clarify that there's like a horse girl classification system. Type 1, to me, is just People Who Ride Horses. Rika is a horse girl in the sense that she has a horse and likes horse-riding, but I think she's normal about it. She's capable of being a functioning member of society without bringing up horses, but definitely goes to and participates in horse shows and races and stuff. To me she just seems like the type to ride around for the fun of it all and finds it relaxing. Type 2 is the horse girl that they make the TV shows and books about and stuff. The one who finds the stallion in the fields and is the only one who can tame its tortured soul. They dream of being the special girl who can see into the heart of this beautiful animal and ride together into the sunset. Nemona is trying to pull this off with Koraidon so badly. She wants it to eat sandwiches out of her open palm and to motorbike across the plains of Los Platos. She can see it in her dreams. Type 3 is the horse girl that all the schoolteachers are like vaguely concerned about because they know far too much about horses and have the social skills of one too. Horse girls that are complete fucking freaks. Weirdos. Losers. This was Geeta in middle school. She doesn't like to talk about it but still loves the horse movies

This ask made me realize that while I've talked a lot about the pre-story, during-story, and immediately post-story interactions between the characters, I haven't talked about afterwards. I think that immediately post-game they're all recovering and learning about real friendship for the first time and so they just don't get along well. Healing is hard and they lash out a bit, especially Penny and Arven, and it's only through the protagonist that they stay in touch. As the months go on and they heal, however, they become closer and closer, eventually becoming inseparable friends who all care so deeply for each other. I'll make a post about it later because Oh Boy do I have ideas about it. ANYWAY. Whether or not Arven likes Nemona, Mabosstiff does. That doggy loves to battle by Arven's own admission, and who gives a better battle than Nemona? I think Mabosstiff, knowing Nemona from Arven's childhood, adores her and is super friendly to her. She always gives Mabosstiff the battles he wants and treats and pets so Arven ends up having to interact with her because Mabosstiff will bound up to her every time he sees her. It drives Arven insane that Mabosstiff and Nemona are practically besties. It's the meetcute that begins the "enemies to friends" part of their childhood friends to enemies to friends again relationship cycle. As for Penny: I think Mabosstiff is just friendly and likes everyone, but Penny is a little bit scared of him. She's covered in eevee fur and smells like old pizza, so when she met Mabosstiff for the first time he chased her and jumped on her and tried to lick her face and she definitely thought that dog wanted to eat her. She's still apprehensive, but Mabosstiff is very affectionate and doesn't do much more than beg for pats and give sloppy kisses. Eventually though, she realizes that Mabosstiff is cute and big and harmless, so when they have picnics and Mabosttiff gets tuckered out he runs over to her (since she's usually sitting away from the group) to nap and get pets. She's still a lil nervous around such big pokemon, but gets along with him just fine. Mabosstiff likes her a lot because she's always down to give him some good scritches and has a nearly endless supply of treats. Also she's quiet and sometimes that's good for an older doggy like him

[plutobutartsy]

omg stella btw i have two new ocs they’re called beatrice ardovini & atlas caron & here is their premise;

dria goes to work at a magic school in the us in her ‘season two’ after the main vsor plot. this school is run by beatrice & atlas, two very argumentative individuals who have extreme differences of opinions on the regular. dria’s aunt stella recommended her for the teaching job to the two of them, so she’s a little bit in nepo baby fashion closer to the two than the rest of the teachers. so, dria is the first to discover

that beatrice and atlas are, in fact, married

and they have two twin five year old daughters, lætitia and honorine.

they have an AMAZING marriage. like their workplace arguments are dumped at the door and then they get home and have the most insanely loving marriage and are incredible parents. then they get to school again and are fangs bared #evilface towards each other!!! their separation of work & home is truly unmatched.

but idk what i want them to look like do u have any ideas lmao beatrice is a fire mage & atlas is a dark mage :3 no prob if not my mind is just completely blank and i wanted to yell about them anyways

OMG I LOVEEE RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS LIKE THAT SQUEALING "hate each other in public, doting and affectionate in private" UHM. TOP 5 RELATIONSHIP DYNAMICS EVER??

okay design ideas!!!

for beatrice you could really lean into her being a fire mage but in a way that isn't neccessarily just RED COLOUR PALLETTE!! RED RED RED!! you know

fire is dangerous so i associate angular shapes with it. this could translate into beatrice being rather thin and bony. sharp cheek bones, narrow nose, bony fingers etc. piercing gaze. thin, well defined eyebrows but!! fire is also strong obviously so i think her being really big and buff could work just as fine, since there's still a harshness to defined muscle.

now fire is also warm and nurturing and has kept humanity alive for millenia!! so there's a softness to it. this could be reflected by giving her big, soft eyes. maybe really voluminous hair. or make her muscles not quite as defined, maybe they're partly hidden under a layer of fat. so she'd still be super strong physically but her sillhouette would appear softer and combine both these aspects of fire.

uhmmm what else. fire is wild i suppose? so you could give her not only voluminous hair, but make it wild as well. tough to manage, hard to style. this could tie in with her being a (pressumably) stressed academic. you could have that wildness reflected in her style as well!! maybe have her wear punk or goth clothing? i think that would be a fun contrast to how most academic characters dress in media :3

for atlas maybe some name symbolism? i'm sure you know the greek myth. something something atlas forced to carry the sky (uranus) for all eternity to keep the earth (gaia) safe something something. so i think an earthy brown colour pallette with some light blues (sky -> air -> blue).

either like. a flowy wardrobe? clothes lightweight and long. thin scarves. long cardigans or coats or whatever. uhh long skirts and dresses maybe? or wide pants. FLOWY!! LIGHT!!

or OR

a really solid wardrobe? when i say solid i mean like. hiking gear lol. (because like. earth=rocks=mountains=hiking in my mind). secure shoes with thick soles but not heavy. maybe even boots. pants with lots of compartments. like cargo pants or sth similar. uhhh rain coat lmaooo. listen you could make atlas a walking fashion disaster i think that would be funny.

maybe you could even find a way to combine the two? or of course you could always go with more of a hippie style too? definitely ties into earth and sky

for body you could again go with somebody physically strong because that's just associate with earth (in my mind at least) but i'm not sure. for hair you could go either long and (i'm trying not to say flowy again but arrggghghgg). flowy. again, because air. lol. ORRRR idk if you have a race or ethnicity in mind yet but if you make atlas black you could have him wear it mostly natural to be reminiscient of clouds :3

yeah teehee this is what i came up with on the fly so if it sucks or doesn't make much sense! i will drop off the face of the earth directly into the sun (kidding ahahaha)

[shovson]

MORE SHOVSON PLEASE I NEED HEADCANONS PLS

sorry anon this took so long. ive had this blog for like two years now but ive only talked to a few ppl about anything adjacent to this because of the complexes. i revealed my ao3 to the insanity zone like a month ago sooooo yeag that's about the state of meeeeeeee. 

i don't know if ur looking for something specific but erm…here and also sorry im writing an au thats kinda follows the timeline but also doesn't so ill try not to get mixed up by accident

here's what's been bouncing in my mind recently 

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firstly look at my chart boy

and then so general dynamics….first of all….i think jenson is crazy about shov and shov is probably crazy about him but the problem that arises is that: 1) jenson's reputation as being a fun and silly guy makes it so nobody takes him seriously when he's pouring his heart out about shov and 2) shov cannot imagine a man like jenson coming onto him so he's just given up hope. 

I think jenson would laugh at every one of shovs jokes even if it wasn't funny or if he didn't get it he would laugh and pretend it was funny. side headcanon is that this would annoy the fuck out of bono because he knows jenson is laughing because he loves shov and not because the joke was funny. 

shov would not trust jenson with his glasses and there's probably an incident where jenson broke his glasses and was BANNED from touching them ever again

they probably slept with other ppl before they got together…jock and shov fucked and jock  knows and probably tries to give shov some sort of advice to just go for it but he's too scared

jenson confesses first and he also pre planned it then just went off script

they don't move in with each other right away….probably spend some time figuring each other out and spending loads of time at the other's place….but I DO think they move in and live together. it's like a comfy house with a guest bedroom and office and lots of natural light. 

jenson probably does most basic tasks like house cleaning, laundry, and whatever but shov does all the maintenance because he enjoys solving problems and upkeeping the house. LOVES renovating that house. 

they have a cat and a dog! shov adopted a stray cat before he met jenson. they adopted the dog after a long back and forth about it. 

jenson has tried shovs nasty pizza combos and he tells him it's awful but in the nicest way ever and shov won't back down…..so they probably order two different pizzas when they get food 

they're a really independent couple (maybe to the point where some ppl forget they are in love). they have similar schedules in terms of race weekends but jenson probably has more media duties and stuff. but they'll always try to find spare time somewhere once a month to be all gay and gushy and whatever at home. 

affectionate ass physical touching and feeling couple

they both probably communicate really well and jenson is open about his feelings and stuff and so is shov but shov probably does keep more stuff to himself while jenson is more transparent. (thinking about when shov couldn't tell jenson about honda backing out) 

they also have long phone calls when they're away from each other….hours long of jenson saying he misses shov

shov doesn't mind that jenson gets recognized but he's praying to god the interaction is kept to a few minutes because he has to stand there and look stupid while waiting for jenson

bedtime ritual in present day is shov reading a book and jenson watching something on his ipad 

also bono and james fought about who should be shov's best man......

and also also in the lore its bonos hell to be stuck forever as the third wheel to shovson if he goes to hell he just has to be the third wheel forever

[hourcat]

racing au where charles is his normal ferrari f1 driver but pierre is a motogp driver. maybe ferrari wants to take over the whole of motorsports and creates a ferrari motogp team in which pierre is the team's driver because yamaha failed to deliver

charles and pierre instantly click and ferrari seeing this tries to capitalise on this by making them do challenges together which is really them falling in love. whisper challenge but they just dissolving into laughter after saying inside jokes. cooking challenge but charles burns his hand like the idiot he is and pierre is tender as ever (after laughing at him). packing challenge but they're both messy and end up doing a pillow fight with their sweaters. charles takes pierre on a hot lap around the circuit. In private, pierre takes charles around his bike. Ferrari gave it's two star boys an apartment in maranello in the same complex and now they co-own a vespa just because. they watch each other's races with utmost focus and are also scared for each other. they both win the championship in the same year and those idiots figure out they're in love when they're both overwhelmed from the party going on, hiding on the roof and sharing a near kiss. when they realise it's mutual, they tell it to ferrari who are like "you do you but also you both owe silvia 100$ because she knew. also thanks, couldn't you have waited another 2 weeks so I could have won the bet?"

their fans go insane but also not really because they all knew. everyone knew except them.

marc corners charles and asks him "was it because of pierre's thirst traps? in which case, EYE taught him to take those, therefore I should be a groomsman". fabio keeps asking them how they got together and when they eventually tell him, he nearly dies from laughing. they regret it.

they're in love.

OH MY GODBSGSBDKDNDHDNDKDJ oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god

anon im going to give you every penny in my savings account and you are going to write this fic. yes? please? oh my god? FALLING IN LOVE DOING SILLY PR CHALLENGE VIDEOS. IM SICK. they literally would. theyd get millions of views bc of course they would, and you KNOW all the media admins will do that "pierales" thing again. TMZ's italy branch stakes out the apartment building just to catch them walking in together, not even holding hands (they're pr trained!) but it's STILL so damning because they're laughing so quietly and intimately together, shoulder to shoulder, and you can see them beaming even when they're wearing masks.

literally if you get me into motogp because of this ask i am never forgiving you (affectionate)

[mxtcha-tea]

Hyperspecific Headcanons with Kamomedai <3

✎genre; crack, fluff, whatever you want really

✎chef note; thanks to me making too many doodles and incorrect quotes about Bessho and Tokura, I now present you this mess, enjoy.

this is kinda funny, but their coach purposely put the water refills outside on top of a small hill under the big tree (kinda reminds me of the one in the training camp arc)

So, when they need to refill, they have to jog up the hill to get some water and they've complained about it ever since

It's not that high but with them being tired after the practice they did, it sure does felt like an eternity getting up there

Sometimes Hoshiumi and Gao races on who could get there faster while the rest are slumped while walking up

But don't worry, when they finally get there, the wind is enough to cool them back down

And now, it became their resting place after practice (no matter how many times they've complained about going up hill to even rest there)

One time they broke it

They broke the water refill, and had to fix it back up before their coach sees the mess and try to figure an excuse on why there's no water left inside and there's a crack on it

Bessho and Tokura are basically best friends but it's more one sided

Tokura lowkey highkey hates Bessho and no one knows why exactly

Maybe it's their 1st years problem or something but Tokura's just like that with Bessho and Bessho couldn't seem more concerned about the hate he's receiving

He's just fine with it wth (they're one sided frenemies in conclusion)

Kanbayashi's good at cooking and you cannot change my mind

Sometimes he makes some treats for his teammates, going to their classes during lunch hour and giving them each small boxes of the food

He cares about his teammates whether it's on or off court really

Everyone likes Suwa

Hoshiumi doesn't really look like a person who has a schedule but he actually does, but for fridays only

Why you may ask?

Because that's the day where he visits Hirugami and see his dog

Anyway, the schedule is like this;

7am-8am: wake up and do morning preps, 8.30am-3.45pm: school and volley practices

4pm-4.50pm: MEET THE DOG [in full caps and bolded] and lastly, 5pm: go back home and sleep

It's as simple as that for a simple man like him, who likes to pet Hirugami's dog

Tokura is actually smarter than anyone expected (maybe somewhere in class 5 or 6)

and him and Bessho sometimes study together even tho Bessho is kinda smart himself

It's what the team call, 'a bonding moment' between these two

Meanwhile, at the Liam's household, he's practically yelling at Bessho for wanting to eat instant ramen every second (they did eat instant ramen after that)

Suwa gets along well with Kita after their match together and both of the team has to get along with each other when their captains form a friendship

(Much to their dismay, but they'll have to be friendly anyway)

And not suprised coming from Tokura, he likes Riseki more than Bessho and ask if they could trade Riseki with Bessho

Which causes a big fight at the court (Tokura, you can't trade Bessho smh)

Nozawa may seem calm to most people at their school, but he's a bit of a hot headed person himself

Don't worry tho, cause kanbayashi's there to calm him down

If he can restrain him fast enough, because if he didn't, it's either a big ruckus inside the gym, someone ending up with a broken bone or someone straight up dead (pick your choice)

(this is canon) but Bessho and Gao are homies and it shows

Gao too sometimes annoy Tokura because it makes Bessho feel better and he might join the annoying process

(someone please save Tokura)

Speaking of Tokura (what, is Tokura my fav kamomedai character now? Maybe) other than Suwa, he have high respect for Hirugami and view him as a big brother figure

I think Tokura is an only child so that's why he looks up to Hirugami and you know what, Hirugami also see him as a little brother

It's a very comforting scene to see when they're being platonically affectionate with each other

Whether it's about talking about their practice to basic questions like "have you eaten yet?" "I hope you're doing fine" and so on

Hoshiumi, Gao and Bessho have a rock-paper-scissors thing they've been doing for weeks repetitively and it's getting everyone insane

Suwa is favorited by every old ladies on his radar (just like Kita) and he doesn't mind it at all cause he likes spending time or talking to them too

I see you're drinking the respect juice Suwa

Actually, let's be honest here, Suwa's prolly the only person that's on the same level of Kita (I wanna see a competition about this)

Because who wouldn't love him?

We all love a well mannered man that respect others with a personality of a REAL role model with good grades, and also loved by old women and old men

Suwa for president

(I wanna make more hcs but my motivation juice ran out)

In conclusions, Kamomedai is like a family

With the 2nd years as DOGS, the 3rd years as the owners of the dogs

And the 1st years as childs of the owners of the dogs

Y'know like a one big family

I would say seagulls but dogs kinda fit it a lot more, thanks Gao Hakuba and Hoshiumi Korai