#they're contagious

[radioactive-cloud]

not to be that person but i'm umazane misling so hard rn about the fact that nace's shirt becomes almost transparent when wet

[canisalbus]

I swapped them around in a silly doodle

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[hyohaehyuk]

the fact this is just an excerpt bc they are like this in all interviews I bet if we compile all their interviews it will be like a 1h of footage of them laughing. someone needs to do it

via orbitmiIk

video: TV Guide - Interview with the Vampire Stars Rewatch Season 2 Scenes | Jacob Anderson, Sam Reid, Delainey Hayles

[etrevil]

dazai being dazai, an insufferable bastard, and sigma being done with his bs /// “Isn’t it more fun to have someone show surprise and awe over my actions?”

[antisocialxconstruct]

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[burningcheese-merchant]

Bruh,imagine going to jail over fictional pieces of dough.Like if you are going to commit a crime,least do something thats cool.(To be clear,I would prefer if crimes were commited) Even when you get out,you will forever be known as the person who got angry over a ship. I personally wouldnt be able to live with myself

What do you even tell the other people in jail lol. Imagin it's your first day in genpop and you find a seat at a table during lunch hour.

Guy next to you turns and asks, "So, what are you in for?"

You mumble something halfhearted into the spoon of mashed potatoes now hovering idly beside your lips.

"Huh? What was that?"

"I... Uh..."

"C'mon, spit it out. None of us got all day. I'm in for drugs. You?"

"... I sent someone cupcakes with needles in them."

"The hell? Why? Bitter ex?"

"No... It was a stranger."

"You tried to trick a stranger into deepthroating some needles?"

"They drew these two fictional characters together in a romantic context and it made me mad."

Guy doesn't register any you say after that. He couldn't even if he wanted to; he was already a good few yards away and counting by the time you started sputtering your next sentence and what, does he look like Superman to you?

No one else at the table bothers lending you their ears, either. Instead they choose to follow their one-time defacto leader and leave you to your blubbering and your feeble excuses and your tear-soaked mashed potatoes.

Should've just banished a CEO to the shadow realm like everyone would've wanted, you fucking turbo cringe loser

[lsunstreakerl]

knowing 1+1+1 has potentially another 20k words genuinely makes me giddy. im truly ur biggest fan fr 🫶 cant wait for to pick your brain about it all

1+1+1 has genuinely been an absolute trip to write but it's been really interesting! Besides Schoonheid, I've never actually written smut before, so it's a learning experience as I go 😭

[theactualsunshinechild]

Let yourself imagine established WrioChi having a winter walk and Childe starts a snowball fight. It gets heated and Wriothesley ends up getting full body tackled into the ice cold water, but, thanks to cryo vision user privilege, Childe is the only one who catches a cold from it all and has to be nursed back to health.

(Wriothesley has to threaten to hand him over to Sigewinne regularly because Childe keeps trying to give him his cold via kisses)

((Childe succeeds))

[firyfox]

Bones said it's THEIR moment stay BACK

[angsttronaut]

one of the weird things about life expectancies in warrior cats stretching out as the series goes on is that lionblaze is 8 years old with adult grandchildren and showing no signs of age or even retiring, while yellowfang was depicted as old af when she died at the age of 8.

[bunnymajo]

[flamestar126]

LAUGHING + HEARTS

[bunnyb34r]

Gotta love waking up feeling incredibly ill from stress + grief making you sick and knowing you can't call off of work :)

Thank god I'm part time bc if I was full time I'd die

[gloriousmonsters]

you know i know you can't say anything about someone you don't know for certain. and it's not polite to speculate too much about someone's person from their writing. buuuuut i am just going to say i would genuinely be surprised if C/huck Ti.ngle was not raised evangelist

[nobodybetterlookatme]

you're going to be a terrible romantic partner if you won't take care of whoever you're dating when they get sick. :/ it's honestly sad and disgusting seeing you react so poorly to the person you claim to like being sick. someone like you doesn't deserve to be in a relationship.

Hello??? If this is about that time back in September or October when asshole came to work sick for no reason, I really feel like my behavior is in no way more disgusting than him showing up like that for absolutely zero reason lmao like no I'm still mad about that and think it was gross and a dick move. Also not all of us are okay with being around contagious people, like I'm a massive germaphobe and I don't think that makes me a bad person. Like just bc I don't wanna be around someone who's sick doesn't mean I don't care?? Like I'll get them things and do stuff for them without getting near them, like care packages exist lmao I don't think my tolerance for germs correlates to how good or bad of a partner I am

[graylinesspam]

Ahsoka spoilers

I know for a fucking fact that outer space dual with a squad of fighters was a fucking Skywalker plan.

That is the definition of Skywalker bullshit.

When I saw that scene I vividly imagined the role reversal with little 15/16 yo Ahsoka popping her head out from under a panel in a panic looking out the viewport to see if Anakin just died in an explosion only to see his dumb ass slowly floating away in a space suit like "Ahsoka, have you fixed the ship yet?"

I fully believe with my whole heart that happened.

I need fanart. Immediately. It's not a want. It's a need.