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not to be that person but i'm umazane misling so hard rn about the fact that nace's shirt becomes almost transparent when wet
#i'm sorry okay#this is all because of jan's umazane misli pants#they're contagious#nace jordan#joker out
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I swapped them around in a silly doodle
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#Vasco! what have they done to you?!#he finally caught the skrunklies#it's contagious#or maybe there's something horribly wrong with the ambient pressure and he's not agreeing with it at all#it's jarring that (at least to me) both Machetes read as Machete they're the opposite ends of the Machete spectrum#his form oscillates between an exposed nerve and a unicorn I get it#but swapped Vasco is#a whole new mystery critter#actually he's kind of cute#I would take him home#give him a bath in the sink and feed him some grilled chicken maybe that'll make him feel more like himself#real Vasco is toasted to perfection this one looks burnt at the edges and raw in the middle#I love his little off-model sheep ear#couldn't even keep his glorious floppers poor boy#gift art#foilthepiglin#own characters#Machete#Vasco
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dazai being dazai, an insufferable bastard, and sigma being done with his bs /// “Isn’t it more fun to have someone show surprise and awe over my actions?”
#sigma deserves a year long vacay after this mess#dealing with dazai has made him age ten years and also regress ten years because the stupidity is contagious/j#they're so silly#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd anime#bsd season 5#bsd season five#bungou stray dogs season five#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#bsd dazai#sigma#bsd sigma#bsd gif
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Let yourself imagine established WrioChi having a winter walk and Childe starts a snowball fight. It gets heated and Wriothesley ends up getting full body tackled into the ice cold water, but, thanks to cryo vision user privilege, Childe is the only one who catches a cold from it all and has to be nursed back to health.
(Wriothesley has to threaten to hand him over to Sigewinne regularly because Childe keeps trying to give him his cold via kisses)
((Childe succeeds))
#he regrets it too because now he's stuck trying to nurse the least cooperative patient in the world#he and Sigewinne are tag teaming this man into recovery and it takes both of them pressuring him to get him to take a proper break#“you have a 40°C fever you need to REST.”#“what I NEED is to get this paperwork done so that rest is an option”#“Fine. I'm giving you 15 minutes. if you aren't done by then I'm dragging you out of this office by force.”#in the end Childe had to manhandle him into bed and coax meds down his throat with honeyed tea#Wriothesley is grumpy that it takes him a full week to recover from a cold that had Childe down for 2 days#genshin impact#wriothesley#childe#wriochi#wriothesley x childe#tartaglia#tarthesley#Wriothesley x Tartaglia#childe ajax tartaglia#Sigewinne#Sigewinne gives them both very long lectures about the contagious nature of the common cold#the look in her huge eyes says they're both on thin fucking ice and they better not do this shit again
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Bones said it's THEIR moment stay BACK
#they'd ont wanna catch the gay they're making sure it's not contagious#bakudeku#bkdk#dechan#izuku midoriya#katsuki bakugo#katsudeku#my hero academia#midoriya izuku#original post#mha spoilers#bkdk apology
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one of the weird things about life expectancies in warrior cats stretching out as the series goes on is that lionblaze is 8 years old with adult grandchildren and showing no signs of age or even retiring, while yellowfang was depicted as old af when she died at the age of 8.
#warrior cats#yellowfang#lionblaze#in fairness i imagine being invincible for years when he was younger and unable to obtain serious injuries or illness#probably gave him a lifespan boost. but everyone else around him is living forever; thornclaw is fine even though his siblings retired#and they're all old enough to attend secondary school. cats like squirrelflight and whitewing don't seem to have stiffer limbs or grey fur.#i don't think they should have the same lifespan as a typical unmanaged feral colony (only 2 years!) but i think first arc cats#should really have all died of old age a while ago. second arc cats should be retired and starting to pass from old age. and cats from the#third and fourth arcs beginning to feel their age and the older ones retiring.#so a lifespan of about 8-10 years i think? with the odd outlier like mistystar. leaders should probably live another year or two anyhow#because of their extra lives. although normal age related complications would likely start to eat into them once they live for long enough.#(i mean. squirrelstar just go her nine lives. she's probably going to live longer than a cat like tallstar who got them at a younger age#even if she lands up with kidney failure or cancer they haven't been whittled away when she was young via other stuff. i think her living#long enough to take the junior cert is reasonable)#also i think medicine cats would live a bit longer because they don't have to hunt and fight all the time. although older med cats would be#more vulnerable to being killed by a disease outbreak. i think their apprentice would have to take on tasks like herb gathering and treatin#contagious illnesses.
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#idolish7#idol#so my friend's enthusiasm for I7 was so contagious I wanted to try it too#fun show so far. but i also appreciate these outfits from the opening. they're so over the top#anyway goodbye friends i'm visiting idol hell for awhile
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Gotta love waking up feeling incredibly ill from stress + grief making you sick and knowing you can't call off of work :)
Thank god I'm part time bc if I was full time I'd die
#marquilla#i mean yes i do have ppto so i wouldnt get /fired/ but it doesn't mean that you wont have a target on your back wnd now they're gonna look#for an excuse to get rid of ya#i feel so siiiiiick babyyyyyy#im sure it's nothing contagious it's just that im in fucking hell
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LAUGHING + HEARTS
#dexter's laboratory#dexter's lab#dexdark#dexter#mandark#dexdarkvalentines#dexdarkvalentines2024#superr simple. they're just kissing lol#mandark is getting covered in smooches#i love to think he just breaks into that laugh whenever dexter is making him happy by a mere kiss#im sure he's laughing along too. laughter is contagious.#flame draws#i am fighting my computer to upload any of these lol#i wish i did a better background but i am almost out of steam
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knowing 1+1+1 has potentially another 20k words genuinely makes me giddy. im truly ur biggest fan fr 🫶 cant wait for to pick your brain about it all
1+1+1 has genuinely been an absolute trip to write but it's been really interesting! Besides Schoonheid, I've never actually written smut before, so it's a learning experience as I go 😭
#(is three)#they're all insane#they've made me insane#they've also made coldplums insane#it's contagious
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you're going to be a terrible romantic partner if you won't take care of whoever you're dating when they get sick. :/ it's honestly sad and disgusting seeing you react so poorly to the person you claim to like being sick. someone like you doesn't deserve to be in a relationship.
Hello??? If this is about that time back in September or October when asshole came to work sick for no reason, I really feel like my behavior is in no way more disgusting than him showing up like that for absolutely zero reason lmao like no I'm still mad about that and think it was gross and a dick move. Also not all of us are okay with being around contagious people, like I'm a massive germaphobe and I don't think that makes me a bad person. Like just bc I don't wanna be around someone who's sick doesn't mean I don't care?? Like I'll get them things and do stuff for them without getting near them, like care packages exist lmao I don't think my tolerance for germs correlates to how good or bad of a partner I am
#not snz#like wtf kind of logic is that#like if it's important to someone that i be around them when they're sick then we're automatically not compatible#i just can't deal with it#anything else is fine like migraines or food poisoning or any kind on non transmissible infection#fuck i might even risk a stomach virus if that's all it is#but anything contagious with respiratory symptoms no absolutely not get that away from me#even at work i don't deal with that lmao i make my partner do it bc he doesn't care#and i take the patients that he'd rather die than treat so it balances out#also bro is very much aware that I'm like this and he doesn't care so we're good there#like why would you even say this to me lmao#god forbid i have one thing that i don't wanna deal with lmao
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Ahsoka spoilers
I know for a fucking fact that outer space dual with a squad of fighters was a fucking Skywalker plan.
That is the definition of Skywalker bullshit.
When I saw that scene I vividly imagined the role reversal with little 15/16 yo Ahsoka popping her head out from under a panel in a panic looking out the viewport to see if Anakin just died in an explosion only to see his dumb ass slowly floating away in a space suit like "Ahsoka, have you fixed the ship yet?"
I fully believe with my whole heart that happened.
I need fanart. Immediately. It's not a want. It's a need.
#ahsoka series spoilers#ahsoka series#ahsoka show#ahsoka spoilers#Ahhhhhh#Skywalker bullshit#The brainworms they're contagious
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you people have no idea what i go through every day. as dinner time approaches i hear a thunderous HURNKing surround the house. when i step outside to grab the bowl i am met with SCREAMING. then i am chased. then i cannot even set the bowl down because of The Swarm.
#duckposting#the moral of the story is don't get silver appleyards because they're bold and rude and that is contagious#everyone was polite until i got them
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ohh the joy of videos and streams... i like listening to people talk about things they like/think about it’s very contagious... 🥺
#lizzy speaks#THIS IS BROUGHT TO U BY THE MINATO BRAINCELLS SHAKING BACK AND FORTH..#so so many of my interests feel like they're in some kind of hibernation lately in terms of the emotions they evoke#my brains been mostly gravitating towards formulating strategies and trying new things in splatoon right now... LOL.. so i havent thought-#a whole bunch about other things i like even if they do mean a lot to me..#so i really appreciate being around other people who really like the things that they like because its infectious and reminds me why-#i enjoy those characters / ships / whatever else#like oh... ryomina.. minato.. ryoji... i love them very much and i like hearing other people express their appreciation for them#also yosuke.... i like hearing my friends talk about yosuke his characters a very fun one for me even if i never took the time 2 personally#analyze him its just very nice to be around that kind of energy! im so grateful!#related but unrelated squid school made a video about the splatoon manga... which i havent thought abt in a month or two#yet somehow watching that revitalized my sleeping lil braincell that loves vintage coroika...#IDK i just feel like lately ive gotten to be around a very contagious positive energy of people who appreciate stuff and i like that!!#mayb ill stream again... something about talking about things out loud and not over text evokes a certain kind of insanity#i like to draw to express my love 4 the things i've come across but sometimes i think too much abt the quality.. LOL#so maybe ill just go FUCK IT we ball!! better to draw than to not draw at all. or ill just stream 2 outlet the 'hehe i love so many things'#there is so much love stored in my heart it hurts i lov So many Things and I love Being reminded of that god i love people loving things!!!
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My most sincere compliments to Napoli for their third Serie A title! (from a Torino supporter ^^)
I can't stop picturing Magica and Ratface just going crazy and celebrating with the other supporters :)
#and nothing...#even if you don't support the team you can't avoid being happy for them#they're simply contagious XD#first title after 33 years#good job friends!#napoli ssc#magica de spell#ratface#disney ducks#football#fan art
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I've replayed The Wayhaven Chronicles (Books 1-3) so many times and I love all the ROs, but M's route just.
They're so funny and they're not even trying.
#emmodii rambles#i like F because they're so... genuinely excited that it's contagious#i like A because... okay i just love A even out of character. A's a personal love for me#LISTEN I GET THAT THEY CAN BE HARD TO GET ALONG WITH if you play certain types of characters BUT A'S HONESTLY GREAT#my first detective is best friends with Ava and it's... kinda funny because they're so similar... work-focused and stubborn and intimidating#i like N because they're sweet and seem to really care. i mean... can you really hate that? the overprotectiveness sure but i cant really#blame N for that either. hell it's hard to blame any of them for their flaws given what they've experienced over the years#and then there's M who's just. i dunno. their route just seems to fit my tastes hahaha#maybe it's because M fits with the detective i'm using for their route so strangely well...#they're both snarky and sarcastic and kinda... oblivious or repressed with their feelings#......and then they do stupid shit like break a carnival sideshow... //glances at the post#N is the one person holding the entire team back from destroying EVERYTHING. hahahaha. thank you N for your etiquette#emmodii plays the wayhaven chronicles
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