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"Well, what would you expect. I've gone out of the race. Obviously Filipe is in a quicker car, and he's driving... he was on with a bit more top speed, but you've gotta... you've gotta fight someone, you can't just ram into the side of them. You know, I know I screwed up in the same way with Alex last year, and I took full responsibility for it, and I would expect Felipe to do the same. If he doesn't, I'm going to kick a few colours of shit out of the little bastard." ~ David Coulthard, Australian GP, 2008
#f1#formula 1#formula 1 quotes#f1 quotes#david coulthard#australia gp 2008#they're all so funny sometimes
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jason and danny childhood friends au memes (mild spoilers)
#Will Danny's anger and rage over Jason's death ever be called pit rage in fic?? No. But from what i know OF pit rage and how its sometimes#shown in DPXDC thats *technically* what it is. But that's a very loose technically. i thought the meme was funny and its accurate *enough*#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dpxdc memes#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#childhood friends au#cfau#danny by all accounts IS a vengeful spirit in this and that's something i realized like last month while ranting to gen about it.#a vengeful spirit by definition is a ghost whose come back from the dead to enact revenge on the living for their unnatural or cruel death.#in some cases they come back as a vengeful spirit because of an improper burial or a lack of burial at all. regardless of either one they'r#both accurate because danny neither has a grave nor had a funeral and his fury over Jason's death would've been enough to bring him back as#a vengeful spirit regardless of becoming a halfa. they ARE two sides of the same coin after all :]#kudos to gen and much love she's been inflicted with SO many cfau character analysis rants <3
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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)
#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic#nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier#guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood#im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous#there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything#honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working#I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby#they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever#these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad#honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic#maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny#anna rambles#ml#gabriel agreste#emilie agreste
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Man, the year 1898 must have SUCKED for the townspeople living with the red dead online players.
Imagine going about your day, then getting harassed by a bunch of wildly dressed hooligans who commit unspeakable crimes for fun and just so happened to massacre your whole town before setting it on fire.
Most normal day in 1898.
#I watched a guy plough through valentine on a burning wagon that blew up on contact with the train#I was speechless#the whole thing blew up#I spawned near blackwater and saw a posse making a huge pile of bodies on the dock.. they threw dynamite on it and lagged the whole server#sometimes they're so funny but sometimes equally horrifying lol#but it's all fun#<3#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead online#red dead redemption community#funnies#mick thinks
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I love the idea that, whenever a Cybertronian space-faring vessel lands or docks within a predominantly non-Cybertronian space station or port, that it's required that they either confirm or deny whether their vessel is sentient or not before being permitted to land.
1. For proper accommodation and clarification, along with the chance for communication between the vessel and crews working the station/port.
2. Because there has been... incidents... incidents that have led to the requirement of the above reasons.
#an irate dreadnought with a brain and very big feelings could wreak all sorts of havoc on an unprepared station unfortunately#also. itd be a bit shocking to be just some guy working the fuel station. idly complimenting a shiny cruiser only for it to say 'thanks <3'#transformers#maccadam#tf idw#tf worldbuilding#???#i mean. yeah. its technically world building. we dont see much of that kinda stuff#but im sure as hell thinking about it rn#i love wacky sci fi worldbuilding. theres not enough of it on a broader galactic scale in tf sometimes#like. they mention other aliens and hubs in a few continuities i think. but then they only do so much with it#outside of crossovers ig#idk. i just like thinking of how beings other than humans perceive cybertronians and the colonists#like. they're new to humans. usually. but theyve had other alien neighbors for millions of years#transformers surely are quite talked about on a broader galactic scale. and obv taken into consideration either for good or bad#they're nigh immortal. they're constantly fighting each other and dying. they're peacekeepers. they're warlords. they're big. they're small#they're fucking weird. and somehow end up all over the place#they hate your kind. they love your kind. they think you're disgusting. they're offering to be your car#how many citizens of their galaxy nervously attempt to politely ask a vehicle if its alive or not on a daily bases in popular hubs/stations#its so funny to me#also. thinking about fic stuff relating to idw1. and like. all the background aliens and their factions fascinate me a bit. its fun inspo#mtmte#lost light#nearly forgot those. since other aliens and factions are featured in them a bit#slowly getting through robots in disguise rn. and all the nail stuff got me thinking about neutrals finding homes amongst other aliens#also like. some of the darker stuff thats mentioned about cybertronians being sold or indentured. like. hows that viewed broadly?
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my cat is so funny why does he like to get manhandled so much😭😭😭 he's purring the loudest when i'm petting him so hard that he's melting into the floor he purring when i GENTLY tug on his ears????? he's walking around me and i pull him to me and keep him on my lap and he starts purring??????? bro is a little freak
#he's just like me wtf#shgadhgsahgdghsagha#the image of toji or sukuna petting him like that is so funny#their hands are so heavy and shrimp loves it#sahgdhgsdhgashdgasghdas#they're literally squishing him and he's purring so fucking loudly#and he isn't a lap cat by any means btw#and he doesn't purr a lot#he's shy or whatever#but yeah#he's silly#he's like slime sometimes#he also tried to rest his head on his water bowl the other day?????#he was all wet aaaaaaand he did not give a fuck#i had to move the bowl away myself😭😭#silly goober#i wanna see shrimp and toji and sukuna hanging out together so badly it would be the funniest fucking thing ever#three big cats togethersghdsghdhgsa#cute#mayor of loserville
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random silly doodle based on an interaction i had with my cousin earlier. Orion tries to do the whole math lesson bit for the episode but Oriole's been talking to Olivine a little too much recently or something
the main reason why he's looking at her like that though is because he doesn't know how she just pronounced those emojis out loud with her mouth
#partly based on the visitpilled friendmaxxer/the visiterrrrrr meme btw if it isn't obvious#the additional context for this is that i often do the pointing thing without thinking and my cousins will always be like 'ok nerd emoji'#and i feel like Olivine might do that to Orion sometimes even though she's the one with glasses. not in a mean way though like in a silly w#i love them all they're so funny. my speciallest little guys#my art#my ocs#odd squad ocs#odd squad#odd squad pbs kids
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Milk ref sheet done yaHOOOOOOOOOOO lookit my big beautiful baby they filled with joy and happiness
#milk#digital#mogimage#the worst part of making this was their fucked up hands#lemurs gotta lemur and grab fruits and branches and small animals and bugs but y'know its fucked up that they have weird hands#at least i was able to euphemistically state how much fun they have with themselves and their girlfriend#robbie just has fuckin. hoof fingers. it don't work like that for her#very sad about that#ANYWAY i learned recently from a discussion on discord about putting tattoos on furries that scars grow white fur sometimes#so i applied that here to make it look less like just fur texture on milk's arms#might tone it down eventually but im not certain#a side story about that is that milk changes the story behind all of their sh scars every time they're asked by someone they don't trust#like “yeah i broke some equipment in a hs chemistry class and stupidly tried to wipe up broken glass with my arms”#“i tried to hug a big cactus when i was younger”#or “i used to work in a kitchen and i was really bad at paying attention when cutting vegetables”#generally they just don't like to think about it so they wear funny arm socks or long sleeves most of the time but sometimes they don't car
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This isn't VierApril but they're so cute I have to post them NOW
Ezekiel, as you all know by now, from my dearest @bloodredhands
#funny bunny// e'mal khama#others characters#ffxiv#ffxiv screenshots#friend characters#my screenies#my characters#ezekiel carus#gay bunnies gay bunnies gay bunnies gay bunnies#gay bunnies gay bunnies gay bunnies#I LOVE THEM SO DEARLY#they're not all Drama. sometimes theyre cute and soff
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i think one of the funniest historical facts of all time is that at least one medieval English man got so mad at the Vikings who ended up settling there, not because they were taking up resources but because they were cleaner than the average English man, to the point that they started attracting the local women who were like 👀 oh damn he changes his clothes sometimes
and then i think the cherry on top that makes it so much funnier is learning from that middle eastern account that they weren't even like, insanely clean people for the time, they just brushed their hair and washed if they got dirty. and the guy who wrote that one was like "actually...... they kinda gross me out tbh".
#i just think the juxtaposition is so funny#the English guy is like FUCK these pretty boys who change their clothes every week?? and use soap sometimes???#they're stealing all the bitches!#meanwhile the guy from the middle east is like these mfers really gave me the ick with how they wash their hands 🫤🫤#and they're kind of nasty actually.....#not fundie related at all i just think about it a lot#history
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KILL!!!!!!!!!
#my post#this is so mean. why did i make this#but also....... the gun is in your hands now#i'll admit that it's my fault for putting the gun in your hand... however i've no say in what you choose to do with it#will you pull the trigger and accept whatever happens from now on? will you give yourself into the role forced upon you?#no one will know anything if you don't say anything. there will be no consequences or repercussions to this choice#but you will know. and you will need to live with that knowledge for the rest of your life#a gun not fired is like an itch not stratched#in the end i have no control over what you do... but free will is a funny thing#the brain is very susceptible to suggestion... everything we see and experience will remain with us in some way#if that's the case then how much control do we really have in our lives? how do we separate what we really want vs what we're told to want?#things like hunger... desire... they're all things the body asks for. but are they things that we truly want?#or are they merely a mechanism built into us for the sake of survival?#everything blends into everything. your past actions will inform your current actions. you're the only one who's ever lived your life#you're the only one who will ever live your life#little variables and experiences we all share... but the order varies greatly from person to person. everything is just a series of events#the way i see the world is different than the way you see it regardless of how similar they are#what choice will you make now? and how does it differ from the choice you would've made a week ago? a month? a year? does it differ at all?#does free will truly exist? i think it does... but not in the way most people think it exists#you and i... we might differ on that thought. or we might not.#regardless of whatever i've been rambling about right now... refusing to make a choice is still a choice you make. life is ironic like that#does one of them really have to go? that's for you to decide now#i've merely chosen to put the gun in your hand. to make you aware of the possibilities#so i hope you realize what power your choices have#dca fandom#daycare attendant#yeah sometimes i just say things that i think are deep but they're really not#i hope the choices i make have an effect on others. even if it's just one person...#if i can make even just one person think about something they wouldn't have normally thought about then isn't that a win?#life is a series of choices... ''it'd be great if you could see a figure of light by the time you die'' ♡
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okay fine. medium loaf to complement the small and large loaf
#pitch posts#tommy's stickmen tag#tommy's aus#selkie sticks au#it's so funny that sometimes selkie!vic is too fluffy for their halo to show up#it's in there! they're just so fluffy that it sunk in#anyway they usually keep their fur too short to properly loaf but it grows back fast enough to be an annoyance#occasionally they'll just give up on maintaining it and they have to shave it all off but it grows back anyway#vic has no problem growing the fur. which is funny because that's usually the part that other selkies CAN'T do#it's the shedding that's the issue#their coat just. never properly sheds.#pitch's art
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fseer funniest behaviors
#kind of embarrassed to admit how many times ive screenshot fseer lines so i can get the cadence down#fseer is so funny. ill say it.#they double down on repetition when they're unsure or concerned. they get very defensive very easily but only rarely get legitimately#angry and when they DO (see: shriek#friendly fire) it never lasts very long#for the MOST part people say mean shit to them and they're just like haha yeah!!#the one I wanted to include but apparently don't have is the one from commsplex in throneside where seer is like#i dreamed an entrance for us and here it is! aren't I nice. say it SAY IT#(sometimes teammates will use the 'thanks' bark. very funny)#but maybe bc i read too much into things it doesn't read as seer threatening their team but more of them fishing for reassurance#which tracks because fseer is so damn scared all the damn time.... as opposed to mseer who seems just the slightest bit more sanguine#and a lot more confident/MEANER?? to his teammates. specifically loose cannon veteran. their dynamic makes me chew glass they're so funny#fseer on the other hand does tease their teammates but it's a lot gentler#sometimes they appear to get stuck on words they're hearing and repeat them a couple of times#ex quibble quibble quibble but then uhhh the one mission with the servitor colony with buzz buzz/chitter chitter#augh.#text post#kenna#<- bc they donated the lines this is more meta about fseer as a whole.#darktide#psyker#fseers writer please ten minutes to talk i need to know everything#also please approximately 500 more lines with the zealots and ogryns#voice lines
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I got hit by a huge wave of nostalgia and fell back into the Undertale rabbithole and I just couldn't resist the urge to make a Handplates skeleton lore accurate oc who I am pretty proud of ngl :] adawd
#funnily enough it all started with me finding a commentary of an undertale analog horror#and then i got the mood to play the game and sorta please my inner child by actually completing a true pacifist route#like I shit you not when I first played as a child i just got stuck on the final boss and that was it#i was seething#anyway after that i remembered that a good friend of mine really likes handplates and that I never finished it so I decided#to start watching it and now i'm obsessed X<X#and looking back it's kinda funny how from like my cringey sans fangirl era i grew so much that i can make a balanced and imo well designed#character. still when i was searching other stuff within the fandom it was still nostalgic and sort of heartwarming and interesting to see#how easy it was to impress me at such a young age. man T_T /pos#tbh Undertale holds such a special place in my heart#thinking back if i didn't have these sorta nerdy fixations and interests I would've probably just crumbled and i'm not joking. I'm glad#these things exist#anyway I should probably make an OC intro of this guy sometime#he's called Dr. T. N. Roman btw :] and they're aroace#also they're in a qpr with Gaster bc I love him and yippee#I kinda imagine these silly skeletons like the gems from steven universe (my friend brought this up originally)#like the idea that they have special customs and they probably copulate and multiply differently/asexually.#tbh this kinda skeleverse is steven universe for mlm people /j#auramoeba's art corner#thus spoke auramoeba#auramoeba's ocs#undertale#undertale oc#fan oc#skeleton oc#w d gaster#nostalgia#doomed yaoi
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dare i say phone & snack after school time is better than phone in bed time
#life update in the tags per usual#there were a bunch of new people (mainly dormers)#ap spanish wasn't as bad as i thought it would be#ABSOLUTELY TWEAKINGG when i had to sit next to my opp but dw i think i can switch spots next class#his heavy breathing made my eye twitch so hard#PLEASE stfu#sorry i js#he's genuinely a creepy guy & he's never been at all likable#ok in other news my friends were ok#but they were a little mean#we're mean to each other jokingly sometimes but they think they're funny & they're not ..#and a HOT hungarian student#but he's a senior .......#it's ok i'm nearly fifteen !!!! /j#AND some more new people & old friends#if you've read this far#kiss kiss :3#but also tell me why my loserbf (not my bf) was totally not talking to me .............#he said hi when i did but like damn#me when he doesn't approach me 😢#i can bag him promise#lowkey wouldn't be hard but i'm js a loser too !#i also don't want to bag him i want to BE bagged ykwim#like i'm not trying u come to meeeee 😹😹😹😹😹😹#ceri talks ₊˚ෆ#𝜗𝜚 ceri lore#<- cz the tags obvi
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ONCE AGAIN REMINDING YALL THAT DOM AND SUB ARE NOT SYNONYMS FOR TOP AND BOTTOM
TOP/BOTTOM ARE POSITIONS AND JUST DESCRIBE WHO GETS PENETRATED/DOES THE PENETRATING
DOM/SUB ARE TERMS INHERENTLY ASSOCIATED WITH KINK. IF YOU ARE A SUB OR DOM YOU ARE PARTICIPATING IN KINK AND YOU CAN ACTUALLY BE A SUBMISSIVE TOP OR A DOMINANT BOTTOM
STOP CALLING CHARACTERS DOMS AND SUBS WHEN YOU REALLY MEAN TOP AND BOTTOM
#ITS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I'M YELLING#like listen sometimes its funny and ok to use the words interchangebly#but like you gotta understand those are not actually interchangeable words#and using them interchangebly outside of jokes or contexts where they are interchangeable just continues to confuse people#like there are younger people online who call themselves subs when they really mean bottom#and you gotta understand why its important to make that distinction#when they could be unknowingly telling potential partners they're into kink when they might not be#and best case scenario that's misleading to their potential partners even if unintentionally so
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