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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
#all clothes provided through hand me downs and grandparents#we asked for non strongly gendered or branded things and that mostly worked for firstborn boy#but baby girl has gotten nothing but the cutest little dresses#that I am absolutely not going to stress if she destroys because it's not like they'll last until next summer anyway#at which point she'll be big enough for her brother's dirt-compatible pants#now if we can get her to stop EATING the dirt that would be GRAND#her pronouns are om/nom#literal definition of a baby
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I really think they look great together in this outfit in the film😇
#snirus#sirius black x severus snape#severus snape#sirius black#犬石#harry potter#Probably because it's all green#Kind of like a flirty old man and a weird old lady who see eye to eye at one of those sunset blind dates.#And it’s a couple who are ostracised by their neighbours and told by their children not to go near their house or they'll eat you
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the royals 👑
#I already know for a fact that hornton is gonna be one of those characters where i wanna kill myself everytime i draw him#its like i can't draw elegant guys at all#I like em rugged#and stupid#i need them to look like they'll eat the buttons off of my remote#like ruggie#but thats a topic for another day and time#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#leona kingscholar#kinda rushed leona so ignore any mistakes or things that look of I beg#heh i just realized like rn that the leona's last name has king in it even tho he will never be one#thats gotta be a FAT ass punch to the gut
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Hags give you what you want but they make sure you get fucked over by yor word choice, right? And what if I went there and asked to fuck a hag huh. What would they do. Peg me instead? Joke's on you. Kill me after? Baby I've reached the peak of life and am now probably diseased anyway I am aokay with this. How would they turn that against me.
#like if you want someone raised from the dead they'll do that but as a zombie#if you want a baby gone they'll eat it or something#what would they do if all i asked for was to fuck a hag
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After seeing how flirty the chef is I’m reminded of a certain Katy Perry song..
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i guess it's a good time to share my Eclipse playlist (head's up for some Explicit songs)
and spoiler: it's all flirty 🥰
bonus: i finally decided on Eclipse's voice claim: Ashe
#ask the crab#Have You Eaten? AU#Eclipse Have You Eaten? AU#it's still kinda a WIP#and there are some other songs i've left out for now#for spoiler reasons#they'll appear in the B-side dont worry!#i feel the need to highlight some of my favourite(?) lyrics#“i could eat that girl for lunch” LUNCH - Billie Eilish#“I could be the one or your new addiction” HOT TO GO - Chappell Roan#“I'm no good good at lip service except when they're yours mi amor” Irresistible - Fall Out Boy#(in a whispered tone) “open wide. have a bite. make it mine. all the time.” Super Bowl - Stray Kids#“Sugar I've developed a taste for you now” Sugar - Sleep Token#i'm still working on Sun and Moon's playlists and a playlist for the entire AU
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theyre touching tails and looking at ducks together now. tomorrow they'll braid each other's hair and decorate it with kelp ribbons
#this is my canon#part of me imagines that garu had this floatie and lent it to yakumo for the trip#does yakumo know how to swim? we don't know?? best to be safe! TAKE THIS LIFE PRESERVING MELON#he busted into the room while blade and oli were lending yakumo beachwear LOL#where did duckeito come from#had i not already settled into fisheito. duckeito would have been an excellent alias......#the day after these two braid each other's hair#they'll do that thing that the whales and dolphins do with pack hunting#but it'll be the villagers. lure them farther out from shore.. then CHOMP em#but not actually. because these two wouldn't hurt people. 🙄#so i have to imagine them doing the pack hunting techniques but..like...to actually...help someone?#maybe they'll see that same sad kid that umi saved#and the kid is like :( no fish means no dinner :( i'm so hungry :(#and THEN these two suckers will pack hunt and make lots of fish wash ashore for the kid#and the kid's like yeaay!! i get to eat today!! thank you blue merman and long merman!!!#and yakumo's gonna eventually work up the courage to ask umi#if he feels weird about dooming other fish to the dinner plate#and umi's like *shrug* circle of life and all that. also fish yokai vs fish are pretty different i guess#and yakumo's like *sweat* if you say so (he will hesitate to eat fish for the remainder of the trip)#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival umi#mirage of scales
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A Little Survivor (With Grand Gourmand Bonus💚)
#rain world#rainworld#rain world survivor#survivor rain world#survivor rw#my art#fanart#Credit completely to Bitsbug for the written slugsign hehe#Honestly I wanna study linquistics purely so that what I can decipher & write my own signs OMGA#But for now Survivor is here to tell you to eat lots of murshrooms; They'll help you dodge better!#As always I've never full satisfied with my designs so here's my most recent take on Surv & Gor-Gor#I've noticed that I've given Survivor a lot more angles and 'weight'; Giving it a better build and focusing on it's back flares#Fun Fact about my bio-spec!!: Though 'flares' on the back act as chemical signal hubs#They release important information such as the slugcat's emotions/how old they are/what they just ate/etc#They grow larger the older the scug as well but final length all depends on genetics#I see Surv as a late teen/early adult so these flares are almost at their final length hehe#Gor-Gor's are final but unforutantely they're quite small and are mostly cover by the mantle hehe#Also last fun fact I originally had Rubicon as the world hell; but then I remember that Rubicon is hell#Oh the wonders of damnation
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CONGRATS ON HUNDRED DOVE!! you sent me a risqué ask for 100 so now i do it back to ye-
"caught in the rain" with leona :D or ruggie, if someone got to him first! ehehehehehehhehehehe you can see stuff 😳👀 for free ✨✨✨
btw your ask is sending me so hard but i'm already typing out so much for leona so your ask is gonna be the last one for the event lol
Caught in the Rain; Leona Kingscholar
Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, reader needs to get bonked with a stick (/j)
Content Warning; Swearing
Word Count; 700+
AN; Don't expose my ass on my own blog, Soru /j. (just trying to feed your own simping along with the simps) But I hope you enjoy what I wrote for Leona and this prompt! As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist
The sky lay heavy with dark clouds, the smell of rain thick in the air, yet not a single drop had yet to strike the ground. The air was dense with humidity, warm from the harsh sun’s rays from earlier in the day. But yet, you found yourself outside, trying to find Leona.
He had invited you to spend your summer break as his guest in the palace. Well, less so 'invited', more so demanded.
“Do you have anywhere else to be, herbivore? I thought as much. Come on, you’re staying with me.”
You still don’t really know why, but you weren’t going to throw away the chance of staying someplace beyond nice for the summer… plus Leona wasn’t so bad once you got to know him. Yes, he puts on an act of not caring, and being abrasive, but you knew that he cared, that he worried. Also, the two of you had been having this back-and-forth banter for months; blurring the lines of just friends bickering and something... more. But neither of you had made a move. It just hung in the air between you, nearly as suffocating as the humidity now; potent with the possibility of a massive storm.
Back to the present though. You were on the outskirts of the palace, looking for wherever Leona had decided to take a nap for this afternoon.
“Leona,” you called, but all you heard in return was the low rumble of thunder in the distance. Where is that overgrown house cat? I swear if I get caught in a downpour because of him… “LEONA!”
The first drops of rain began to fall, gentle and sparse. But you knew full well that in a few minutes' time they would be falling hard and fast.
“LEONA KINGSCHOLAR?!” You shouted at the top of your lungs.
You heard an annoyed huff of air off to your left, and looking up you saw none other than Leona lounging in the low-hanging branches of a tree.
“Ya don’t need to yell, ya know,” he sighed, landing softly on the ground. He looked up to the sky and frowned before setting a slow pace back to the palace. “Are you coming or what, herbivore?”
You followed after him, catching up so the both of you were going at a comfortable pace. Thunder was still rumbling, and the rain was slowly picking up, but there was no rush. Well, there wasn’t any rush until there was a flash of lightning and it seemed like the entire sky’s worth of water came down all at once on the both of you.
“Shit,” Leona hissed and guided the both of you to the relative cover of a tree to wait out the worst of the monsoon. “Just our luc-” He stopped talking when he looked at you though.
You were spitting out some stray rainwater that had managed to get into your mouth. But once the intruding water was gone you looked over to him but you felt your eyes lock on his torso; the white shirt that he was wearing was now completely see-through and you could see everything. Stop staring! Damn though- STOP STARING! But your eyes refused to move.
Leona noticed this, and he also took in your drenched appearance but was more subtle with it. “Tch,” he tapped you on the nose, breaking you of your staring stupor. “My eyes are up here,” his voice was teasing though, light.
You snapped out of it, catching his mirthful eyes. “You’re beautiful,” you whisper. You felt your face grow warm at the slip of your tongue, but it was true. Even before you openly ogled at him, you always thought that, but never said it to his face.
Leona chuffed, but he didn’t say anything; neither denying or accepting your statement. “You aren’t half bad yourself,” he said softly.
The two of you sat underneath the tree, still in your soaked clothes, watching the rain fall together in a comfortable quiet. And while the first golden rays of sunlight may have been stunning, the both of you thought it was nothing when compared to the captor of your hearts; each other.
After all, you still had the rest of the summer to build on this new development.
#dove does events#100 follower event#twst#twst x reader#twst x gn reader#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x gn reader#leona kingscholar#leona kingscholar x reader#leona kingscholar x gn reader#dove answers#twst fluff#soru!#decided to make the staring a bit more respectful than just *lip bite* hahaha; ya know#leona is also 'respectfully' looking at you; you're welcome#twst drabble#me; yeah they'll be between 300 and 900 words long [lies they will all probs be over 500 words each]#but also happy that you're going to town with the prompt i gave you; eat it up#idk what else to tag so yeah#leona “my eyes are up here” kingscholar#soru; i appreciate tatas#well there you go; ya got to see some leona tatas in a wet white shirt#i bonk reader with a stick
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My dogs my beloved dogs!! The first line of beastial spirit vine soldiers from my LoK AU. Created by Baatar when during experimentation, he discovered the spirit energy after being condensed causes the vines to react strangely to machinery and processed material. Turning the inorganic to organic.
These soldiers are comprised of spirit vines that have mutated in reaction to the condensed activated spirit energy and adhered themselves to the suits. Similar to "mimics" in a way, they can conceal their mouths fully so they're indistinguishable from human soldiers, though very astute earthbenders may notice they neither breathe nor have a heartbeat.
#LoK#Legend of Korra#LoK AU: Sovereign Guard#Neon Ocean Art#[ *pointing* looookk my puppies!#they are so 'get your fuckin dog bitch. it dont bite. yes it do' coded you know???#I've had these sketches for nearly 3 years omfg that is how long I've been wanting to talk about them#and this is only series 1 there are other variants including the mecha suits#There is so much more going on with them as well#they aren't sentient they cant think at all#in essence they are funny little plant dudes hehehe#only Baatar and Kuvira know about them and they're hidden throughout their forces#of course they can't do any bending either but that doesn't mean they aren't capable of holding their own#any time you see an immediate security detail around Baatar specifically you can guarantee it's mostly comprised of these#they start out rather simplistic where they just take orders and not much else#but over time they start slowly mutating on their own such as becoming more prone to reacting to Baatar's emotions without him realizing#or taking commands he hasn't said yet#they're also the perfect disposal service for things you want gone and not found#they'll eat anything ]
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Hope you're doing well! For doodle hour, perhaps Lewis and Roscoe having an adventure?
"I know the best picnic place, just you wait!"
#do you think they'll make it all the way there#or eat the snacks on the way#lewis hamilton#sir lewis hamilton#roscoe hamilton#doodle hour#f1#f1 art#f1 fanart
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Woke up to bad weather so I did comfort doodles 🥺💕
Loveys goin to mickey donald's in the rain, nobody wants to share snacks but in the end they all steal from each other 🤭
#my art#metalocalypse#skwistok#toki wartooth#skwisgaar skwigelf#william murderface#nathan explosion#pickles the drummer#my hc.. nate n toki eat the most alla 5 bigmacs please#willy is like i will not eat that much /steals from everyone else#but he does get the most dessert snackies since they dun have sugary stuff at home :3#pickle orders and falls asleep before it gets to the table n then everyone eats his mercilessly :(#they'll get him snacks for to go tho i prommy !!#also skwis eats the slowest of them all like one burger takes 2h n he likes wedge fries :3 toki likes curly ones !!
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leaning in for a peck on the lips and telling your windbreaker darling they're so sweet they give you toothaches... only to be hit by a real toothache hours later
#i think umemiya would be worried bc you overexaggerate the pain with theatrics + same for tsubaki.#hiragi more worried and concerned than you are...panic all around and asking around for a someone's relative dentist to go to quickly#togame and suo just tease you back... you are suffering the consequences of the hell you had crafted (they'll bring a painkiller later they#cannot bare to see you hurt and wringling in pain when it goes for too long. kiryu on the same list but his resolve not as strong as them)#sakura and nieri have no idea what the fuck theyre supposed to do.... nieri acts a bit faster and contacts someone for help probably but +#poor sakura issoooo clueless he is like a deer in headlights.#choji probs: dgaf mode. didnt think you were that serious. has the GUTS to ask you to have some ice cream with him and youre just:+#bffr rn im SUFFERING. (he'll probs ask kame-chan for help later on when your pouty state goes on for too long...)#kaji also in more of a dgaf mode but taking it chill and easy. tells you once (a little harshly) to cut it and calm down. then makes some +#calls (ie: gets one of his advisors to set up a dentists appointment.) then shoves a bottle of water and a painkiller into your hands and a#little ruffle of your hair maybe... there's no way he is inexperienced in this department with his trackrecord of candies... he WILL+#scold you the entire way to the dentist's tho about your eating habits and whatnot and see? this is divine punishment for that awful joke +#you dared make the other day...#SORYR IM UNSURE HOW WELL I NAILED THESE SO I WROT THESE IN THE TAGS I CAN MAKE IT AN ACTUAL POST. my teeth hurt.. T-T#wind breaker#wind breaker x reader
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some postgame doodles for pride month
#martzipan#komahina#hajime hinata#nagito komaeda#domestic kmhn likers pspspsps cmere#i never draw just fluff/domestic things bc i get too in my feelings lmao. this one was no exception#i had to take a break midway through bc i got sappy. IT'S OK THO we got it done :3#neways these tie into some headcanons of mine so i'm gonna share 'em here#mainly i hc them having little ways where they just look out for each other#komaeda is usually the only one who can convince hinata to take a goddamn break without having to forcefully drag him away from his work#bc hinata does NOT take enough breaks. and he does not listen to reason#until there is a komaeda who is tired and can't go to sleep without his human teddy bear :((( can't let him go to bed aloneeee#n i think hinata just. casually feeds komaeda ALL the time#bc he won't eat enough on his own. and if you offer him food he'll be inclined to see it as a nicety and try to reject it#but if you just. Put Food In Front Of His Mouth. he'll eat it#it's kind of a reflex like komaeda doesn't realize he's being fed most of the time#they take care of each other bc they won't take care of themselves otherwise lmao. it's a little dysfunctional but they're trying#i think once they've recovered enough to be able to just enjoy each other's company they get REALLY really giggly#they have a lot of teenage/young adult love stuff to catch up on and since they didn't really have a puppy love phase. they laugh a lot#they'll try to do something tender or sweet but then one of them will start to laugh. and then it's not long before the other breaks#komaeda usually breaks first. bc he's always in awe of just how happy he is. bc he never thought he COULD be this happy#not without hell looming just over the horizon anyways#when hinata breaks first it's bc he's thinking of how much they've both been through and put each other through#and he's just sort of like 'how the fuck did we end up here'#(btw komaeda snorts when he's trying not to laugh. this is just fact trust me)#OH AND I HAVE MANY HEADCANONS ABT THEIR SLEEP STUFFS#as stated hinata runs hot and komaeda runs cold. but ALSO#hinata's a sprawler. komaeda gets Clingy. it works out for them tho#if komaeda doesn't have hinata to hold like a body pillow he'll curl into the tightest little ball. it gives him back pain lmao#oh and yes. they absolutely wake up with their legs incredibly tangled together
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okay i'm weak and giving bail/breha/fox a squad of tubies. i simply couldn't resist the idea of fox wandering around the palace gardens with a bunch of lil toddlers
#he CRIES when he sees the way their faces light up when they laugh for the first time. when they touch grass. when they get tickled.#man is soft for his shiny and i think he should have more <3#kit is a lost cause btw those tubies have him wrapped around their finger from day one and everyone knows it#he's (lovingly) forbidden from babysitting because they'll all be up until 3am eating ice cream#bail/breha/fox#commander fox
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i was in the middle of making a post about my predictions for the finale when i realised my buddie stuff could take up a whole other post so here ya go:
this is a bit of an out there theory and i don't necessarily think it will happen, but it's something i'd do if i were the writers. eddie makes a move on buck. i don't mean 'yay buddie goes canon in the last 10 mins of s7', i mean 'eddie fucks up so monumentally they don't know if they can come back from it.' i think he'll try to kiss buck and buck will push him away.
eddie's confused and lonely and heartbroken (not to mention desperate) and he turns to the one person who has unfalteringly been by his side the whole time, the guy who likes to fix things. it's not that he doesn't have genuine feelings for buck, because he really does, but he's not thinking about it AT ALL. he just wants buck (to his core) and is maybe letting himself feel that for the first time.
but it's like a slap in the face to buck. buck, who's in a happy, stable relationship for the first time in years. buck, who eddie told his bisexuality wouldn't change anything between them. buck, who's been used for his body for his entire life. he would be absolutely crushed if eddie did this. and he's matured to the point that i think he might not let it slide. he wouldn't cut eddie out of his life, but i think he'd need space and for once he might respect his own needs over his wants. especially since i don't think he's considered his feelings for eddie and definitely doesn't think eddie's acting out of love/desire
so we get to the end of s7/start of s8 and eddie has fucked up his relationships beyond belief. chris, marisol, even his parents and shannon's memory. buck is still there, because he's always there but things are different. and i think that it could be a great set up to explore who eddie really is and what he wants, especially if/when the 118 get split up. as ryan keeps saying, he'll be isolated. neither buck or eddie will tell the others what happened between them, but that doesn't mean that eddie won't finally look into his sexuality by and for himself.
when i say i want a divorce era 2.0, i don't mean screaming at each other in a grocery store bc to a certain extent that was almost funny - they were coworkers of less than 2 years and it was wildly overdramatic. now they're partners and best friends and co-parents and they've suffered blow after blow, and their kid's gone and eddie betrayed buck and they don't know how to be anymore but they love each other too much to let go
#idk how to end this lol#but yeah i think this storyline would eat#it'd be crushing#but i think oliver and ryan would kill it#and i think we need a more mature revisiting of buck and eddie's relationship/codependency#they spent season 7 establishing how close they are and how strong their bond is#(and they've done it so beautifully and casually)#and i think now they need to smash it up and put it under a microscope#also eddie needs to be studied#also they're clearly doing something big with eddie in the finale based on all the interviews scheduled#i think they'll come out the other side stronger#but i think they need to be confronted with a problem that is of their own making#and not an act of god#though i think a near death experience as part of/the culmination of this arc would be stunning#also interested to see how it would affect buck and tommy#would not be surprised if we get tommy essentially stepping aside or telling buck he's in love with eddie#anyway#911 thoughts#911 spoilers#911 abc#buddie#eddie diaz#evan buckley#bi buck#queer eddie diaz#gay eddie diaz#911 speculation#911 season 7#911 season 8#christopher diaz
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