#they’ve been in my head for a while
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No one asked about Hyrule’s parents so I decided to just draw them anyways cuz they make me happy fhdjdbdkdbdk
Hyrule’s dad is obviously a Hylian and his mom is a great fairy. Normally Great fairies keep their distance from Hylians cuz there’s a risk of making half fairies, which are highly valuable in the black market. Fairy blood can heal anything and can even bring back the dead as long as you have the body or something. Fairies are small and don’t have enough blood to make it valuable, great fairies have a lot of blood but are too powerful to capture. However, half fairies are far more valuable because they’re big enough for blood, but weaker than great fairies so they’re easy to capture. The only defense they have is that they look like Hylians and their magic. In order to keep a child out of harms way, the great fairies do not get close to Hylians. Buuuut sometimes mistakes happen and Hyrule’s mom got too close to his dad, and Hyrule was born. Hyrule’s dad understood the severity of the situation so he tried to keep his child safe, but when Hyrule was ten he wandered off and got roped up into the hero business while his dad assumed he was dead. Hyrule barely remembers his dad tho.
#legendofzelda#legend of zelda#legend of zelda au#zelda au#link between links#they’ve been in my head for a while#but I was always nervous to do anything with them cuz that felt cringe#but I gotta remember that I got a lotta cringe followers so I can be cringe and free to you guys /lh#and when I say cringe I mean it in a good way#there’s good cringe and there’s bad cringe and I consider this good cringe#ok I’m gonna stop talking#i hate my lighting#it looks so good on my laptop and then on my phone it’s super dull and boring#ugh#whatever I don’t care#just take some parents#congrats to Hyrule’s dad to also be a living biological father#actually Hyrule is the only one with living parents fr 😩#and Hyrule’s dad is shorter than Hyrule#that’s why he’s so tiny#tiny dad fr#anyways dhsjbddkndk#idk what backgrounds are bro#i guess she’s just chilling in the middle of a field for fun idk don’t think too hard about it
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Head empty rn, thinking only abt……. Them
#they’ve been rotating in my head for the past week while I’m cooking up their dynamic I should probably let them out the microwave#bg3#bg3 fanart#orin the red#bg3 dark urge#oc: clover#first kinda really offical bg3 fanart from me yippee!!!!
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guy who rambles
#my doodles#so rusty i haven’t drawn them in a while but ah they’ve been inching back into my head. i love making ooc comics with them#1 trait danger
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Nothing wrong with me
#behold: the sowed seeds of my upped vitamin d dose#just would like to say that part of this is sponsored by a couple of very kind inboxers who reached out and said that they DID want to know#more about lady terror and which really helped reinvigor my motivations#and I WILL be answering those asks soon enough#(harder to do until I have my laptop back. like I’m sorry y’all I literally wish I knew what I was on in 2019 when I was writing all my#joker headcanon fics on my phone but I cannot replicate that and I dare not even try#)… but regardless it will happen#but also yeah so this is a 6 page chapter summary for the fic and I’ve just started on chapter 2 and this will help a lot when#I get my computer back I think I’ve cleared my head a lot about this fic while not having it#but anyway#yeah uh…#egg’s wip’s#moral of the story is telling people you wanna hear about their oc’s that they’ve been working on for a whole year works#also went down a classical music rabbit hole about it today if that’s of interest to anyone but… me#bc one of my students did a presentation on poe’s impact on music theory and danse macabre which incited me to get familliar with composers#and pieces that would have actively been known in the 1840’s and have wanted to do since that bit about schubert on crozier’s hand organ#got dropped in the scripts#I think they’re going to feud on classical music tastes#average beethoven and chopin stan vs schubert enjoyer FIGHT#(except the serenade. that song was actually written about lady terror I’ve decided)#also thinking about lady terror and poe bc he’s said himself music is the highest art. they are concert buddies for sure#I bet that mf liked beethoven. poe is a big bass guy if I’ve ever seen one#it’s the drama you see
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Sure, we may have gotten the Purvan jokes made in canon for the animated show which is a massive win, but if we don’t get a running gag of 50 "I assume” jokes made when Seeker Assum Emring shows up I’m personally starting a riot. I need it animated and I need it now
#The funniest underrated line maybe in all of campaign 1 off of the top of my head#is when they’ve been slipping in very unsubtle “we have to assume” jokes for the past 10 minutes of intricate battle planning#and they’re giggling as they halfheartedly apologize to Assum#Keyleth says ''we're assuming- sorry'' while she holds out a hand as if to comfort the man#and then Scanlan goes ''but we know that Thordak is a total asshole- sorry'' and its literally comedy fucking gold#i need it animated sooooo badly#theres a lower possibility that raishan is posing as assum considering we havent met him yet formally#but good god he needs to show up for this reason in particular#i want to see vox machina bully more council members pls it gives me a serotonin boost like nothing else#i love my found family but i also love them blatantly acting like assholes#vox machina#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr1#seeker assum#assum emring#the legend of vox machina#purvan suul#lovm#legend of vox machina#andis thought geyser
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Some swap au Olivia and Jackie concepts for the main 3 universes 👍
#keese draws#oni posting#first two are from the main rat universe#long story short a while after founding gravitas olivia was like ok so I think me being your boss in our company that we spend most of our#days at has left our relationship in a place that I’m uncomfortable with so we’re getting a divorce now sorry#and jackie proceeded to throw a fit abt that for several years until she got fired over it#in another petty act she tried to break back in to steal some of the work she had done there but got caught#and unfortunately for her during the past several years olivia has been slowly having mere morals broken down piece by piece by the allure#of progress and by the time she did her breaking and entering scheme olivia was far past the point of being ok with kidnapping#the second two are the rabbit universe girlies and they’re less openly hostile with eachother but they still are bad for eachother#they’ve known eachother since childhood and jackie has basically been using olivia as a therapist since they were teens#this lead to them developing an increasingly unhealthy codependent relationship where olivia ends up acting incredibly irresponsibly as#director of gravitas due to her being so stressed and paranoid about jackie all the time#and the third two are the raccoon au which is basically just jackie being too scared of rejection to put her work under her name so she#asks olivia to take credit for it which she does and she ends up getting all the credit and praise for a lot of the early work at gravitas#this combined with jackie’s constant worshipping of her slowly began to lead to it kinda getting into her head#and jackie was also letting it get to her head and eventually her ambition got the better of her and she ended up attacking olivia#now these are all just the basic concepts I currently have these aus are all still in the concept stages#for example I’m still figuring out how I wanna involve the other scientists and if I switch their roles around too#but yeah I’ve been thinking abt these guys lately so they get drawn 👍#oh also fun fact these aus are inspired by the scrapped content back when olivia was jodi#which is why I characterize these two a bit differently then I might if I was leaning more towards my normal stuff#theyre characterized more closely to old jackie and jodie including origin story wise
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Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros is literal hot garbage and I will die on this hill.
#like it’s literally one of the worst constructed/written books I have ever encountered#how on earth could Yarros be married to a 20+ year military vet and yet still not even understand the most basic military concepts#it’s honestly astounding how brain dead her characters are#the way she writes makes it abundantly obvious that she thinks her readers are a bunch of idiots#who need every single story theme and element hand fed to them#the introduction of Varrish was just utter bullshit#she could have painted ‘VILLAIN’ on his forehead and it would’ve been less obvious#please tell us again how smart your main character is while she proceeds to do the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen#‘oh why won’t xaden trust me with rebellion secrets even though I basically announce my suspicions of the empire at every turn?’#idk violet maybe it’s bc you won’t do the mind training they’ve been telling you to do#so you’re constantly vulnerable to the mindreader YOU KNOW PERSONALLY#maybe that’s why no one tells you anything???#also holy shit her being like ‘I have to be careful and not let the empire know I’m questioning my duties’#and then immediately crashing into a scribe meeting to request more red flag reading??#like??? was she kicked in the head???#also the dragons stating multiple times that humans are basically like ants to them and they don’t care if they live or die#but simultaneously having to somehow be subserveant to the military????#bitch why weren’t you all enslaved by the dragons#this is such nonsense#also her prose is ass#come back when you can tell the difference between parse and parcel Rebecca#yeah a lot of my complaints are iron flame related#but that’s just bc it really hit home how bad this all is with the second book#net zero improvement#way to fail downwards Rebecca#ALSO!! what evil empire would conscript their enemies children into the one branch of their military where they get DRAGONS and SUPERPOWERS#like what??!!#in what world#what military would be so afraid of a new rebellion that they conscript the people with deep emotional ties to the old rebellion???#if real militaries worked this way there would be no more war bc we’d all be dead
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i feel like shri’iia should’ve been an oath breaker in act 1…..not finding a lot of opportunities to break her oaths in act two currently but like imagine breaking her oaths via telling minthara where the grove is THEN betraying her when she rolls around because she’s a traitor to lolth ….it’s much juicier than 1v1-ing her in her office imo…
#like it’s messy and kind of elaborate but I LIKE IT …..????#but the annoying thing about me is that if I start thinking so hard about it I will be so tempted to restart my playthrough JUST to do that#like once the idea is in my head I have to do it or else im going to EXPLODE…. telling myself I’ll do this in my next playthrough where#I’ll roleplay her char but also im like… I can just do it NOW…?#just want her to be an oathbreaker guh 😭#and I want her to be an oath breaker in act two bc it’s the start of her girlfail era aka she starts being a decent person and not a#little shit……… but I like tropes where character who thinks so highly of themselves gets the rug pulled from under them#then have an existential crisis bc they’ve based so much of their worth in that image that turns out to be FALSE….. I feel like I want to#do that kind of story for her hihihihi#also her breaking her paladin oaths for the sake of avenging her goddess ?? like kind of juicy to me idk !!!!#like it prob doesn’t work like this but I like the idea that her oaths is based on lolth’s idea of justice and vengeance#and she is serving HER but doing all of that then getting considered an oathbreaker#like what she is doing isn’t enough … and her love to her queen isn’t enough ……#+ having the singular white eye instead of all red like she’s been lacking from the start I kinda like it idk ?????#imagine going through an existential crisis while you have literal brain worms I’d be so stressed
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hi friends i promise i’ll get back on here someday soon :)
#ive just been hanging#doing some things here and there#mike nesmith voice: do you know i haven’t worked in a month?#its true i have actually been out of work since the end of september ha#but hopefully i’ll have something by november#ive actually been sick this whole week too#my boyfriend is in a band and they’ve been going around mostly out of town#but last saturday they were having a show here#and i had been wanting to see them play live for a while and i went#i’d actually never been to a concert of any kind before#and i really really loved it i thought it was just so cool#nothing like hearing some loud ass music in person#but anyway the thing is the location was outside and i knew it was going to be so I brought a jacket and a blanket#but i still got sick -_-#now what else have i been doing#i binged the entirety of the terror in one sitting#which is great because if i had taken one more day i would’ve gotten MUCH worse#and i would NOT have made it out alive#just like james .#but he’s in my head now#and silna <3#great show for people who are sick in the head about themes and symbolism and gay old men#..guys i swear im normal about this show i prommy#also i finally gave in and made a letterboxd account like some kind of nerd#let’s see what i do with it#i think about you all#sweet friends in my phone#MWAH <3#chit chat
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still sobbing my eyes so never having a weed free night again
#personal#my door got caught on my laundry basket and crutches and i crashed against the walker i got my dad#and i want to yell at my brother how awful he is - which? either of them but mainly the broken door one#but i’ve done that and it doesn’t change anything let alone how i feel#and i wish my mom understood but she just hates me#and she can say she doesn’t and she buys me gifts but then hangs it over my head bc we’re broke#but it’s like i’m in the wrong for my brother violently breaking my door and then is upset i’m upset he still hasn’t fixed it#and this only came up bc she bought me a door accessory. BUT WOULDNT LET ME BUY A DOOR WHEN IT Orginally broke#like life is fine and all till i’m sober and remember my family is actually doesn’t like me and is super mean to me#and i feel like i’m so burnt out from everything i can’t even think about moving out#even tho i said fuck it that one time a few months ago#and i can’t move in with either of my brothers bc they’ve deeply hurt me and i can’t trust them like that#like do i think i would be safe with them and they would house me yes without question#do i think i would sooner kill myself over the pride issue of them constantly treating me like shit i can’t imagine living with#or being thankful to them while still feeling like#i don’t even know what i feel other than not liked or respected by my family#i know it’s lack of weed period and then just also generally living a bad life and having bad family relations but oh my god#gun to the back of my head rn please. please.#but in all seriousness first night i’ve been like huh. i could definitely buy a gun. really bad since the whole dad situation#like other night i punched a mirror when i got charged from my dentist from something two years ago with no warning. no notice#like 200 bucks. so. i already dealt with that it’s some insurance shit im seeing if i can do payments or whatever but never fucking working#with them again. didn’t even answer my question on why i wasn’t given any notices when i had them send me the bill and insurance claims
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The Lore/Cov RP is picking up again and I’m so excited I need to express the emotion here too. They’ve been separated for sooooo long and finally finally finally about to reunite I cry and scream.
#by bug#they’ve both endured so much bullshit#literal torture#carim sucks man#I can’t express how much their story means to me though and how much it has for the past year#I really should do those recaps again if not just for my own benefit of reviewing everything#the last one was from anor londo and I think we’ve been at least *headed* towards carim since like feb or march maybe a bit later but jesus#long-ass arc#or reply length got wayyyy longer too tho so that’s part of why it’s taken a while now I think#god lore was such a fucking badass in the last reply I adore her
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succ scene where tom and greg are at a party or something and tom is eating a cocktail sausage or something and jokingly pretends to do fellatio on it and makes extreme eye contact with greg from across the table or whatever and then suddenly and violently bites the sausage and greg has to leave the room
#there’s the implication of the castration side of nero and sprous but they both pretend not to notice#also i picture this scene as like the mac and charlie staring at each other scene in dines out#just with a sausage getting a bj added in#them being separated at a party but tom stills finds a way to get to greg imao#also the poor people around them are forced to perceive them and i feel so sorry for them#like it’s a waystar party and someone goes ‘yeah my boss is giving pretend head to a cocktail sausage while staring at his former assistant#and the former assistant looks weirdly into it.’#and they add another reason tom and greg must be having an affair to their ever growing list#i think it’s funnier if they’re not and it’s tom being tom but with the added ‘we know we’re probably gonna fuck at some point#but we’re dragging it out and making ourselves suffer’#thing they’ve been carrying around since tuscany#god what is this post i’m so sorry#but also ✌🏻😘
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i know someone who works in conservation, who on the side has a large outdoor aviary and roughly 20 rainbow lorikeets they’ve taken in as they’ve been dumped/unwanted gifts or long-term pets/pets that have been released/etc, and she’s very knowledgeable and keeps them in great condition
i love seeing them though because we have a terrible and hilarious game. in the aviary i will be leaving out fruit skewers and things for them, and then i’ll dramatically lie on my side and pretend i died. it takes about 5 minutes, and then there’s an entire flock of lorikeets climbing on me, squeaking, nibbling and investigating.
the next part of the game is popping up my head and going “boo!” which is where the real fun begins, because the little rainbow nightmares jump, and then get delighted and start happy squealing and bouncing around (and chewing because they truly never stop)
while we all love this game, ive been cheerfully informed from the outside it looks even funnier, because it looks like I’ve been jumped by a group of lorikeets and they won
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i don’t have TIME to constantly want to be destroyed piece by piece in a bloody mess by the person dearest to me i have CLASSES TO FAIL
#crime does crimes#{atlas.txt}#i made kurapika and gon leave btw. apparently they’ve been living in my head for a while#this is getting stressful so they agreed to leave me alone for a bit which thank FUCK i’m going insane#light vent
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Some random dude just handed me a religious tract. Let’s see how bad it is.
Okay, verdict: not a bad one at all. It has serene imagery and talks about God’s love. No fucked up theology and weird “YOU’LL GO TO HELL FOR BEING TOO LOUD” (yes I got one that said that once, mom threw it out before I got a picture). Lacks creativity though. I’ll give it a 7/10.
#my life#for anyone not American yeah you just tend to get these#in my last post when I mentioned buying food for the homeless family I was annoyed because what I believe they had also just been handed#a religious tract while a child held onto my leg#I mean maybe it was a gift card but these looked like two well-dressed young Mormon guys probably fresh out of school#no idea as to why it’s really not helpful and rude to give the poor your religious tracks#idk maybe they weren’t Mormon but there’s a certain look#probably stereotyping which is bad but….#I was like “watch and learn how Jesus would really do it guys#in my head of course. I was just an observer who saw it from a distance#I don’t know these kids and look I get it they probably meant well#they might be very kind people#and they’re doing what they’ve been told is the right thing#but it’s helping no one#so yeah for non Americans you just sometimes randomly get handed religious phamplets or postcards#this one seems to be of the scenic nature variety which usually aren’t the hellfire ones#hm given the information this likely came from the baptists#Lutherans also use this version of the Bible but this isn’t usually their speed#it’s the baptists and non-denominational Protestants and the Mormons and the jehovahs witnesses who are the usual suspects#also if you can go to hell for being too loud#anyone want to join my coup against Satan if we all end up in hell together#lol#yes I grade religious tracts#you have to do something about the annoyance
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Btw the reason ur not keeping pace with the remodelers isn’t impossible expectations it’s that ur using all the ppl meant to make the remodel go smoothly to fix ur entire department; the department u let go to shit for the last two weeks bc u knew the remodel was coming.
#It’s so irritating#no actually I’m not checking all the tags and sizes when my job is to be moving product for the remodel#are u out of ur damn mind#and they get so irritated bc one thing about me#Im gonna ask a manager lmao#‘is this what I’m supposed to be doing or should I prioritize XYZ?’#no they don’t give a fuck that u let ur XL clearance bleed into ur M athletic#actually they do it’s just not enough to take ppl off the remodel we’re BEHIND ON! BC OF THIS HAPPENING IN OTHER DEPARTMENTS BTW!#sick behavior#and It’s one thing to be like ‘while ur over there see if u can tidy up a bit’ like ok we know the DM is coming after to see everything#but no way u let a whole rack of pants and shirts be switched and basically the dumping grounds for customers everywhere a#and now ur telling ME to fix it whilst also micromanaging shit u never cared about#color code the pet food bitch are u CRAZY?#and not that it’s an extreme request it’s that I’ve been here for nearly a year and not once in my life have I seen that shit hellooo#also. fucked up and accidentally became important at work but now the coordinators fucking hate me 😕#they apparently always did but the way they’ve been treating me is so…#and i just KNOW they think I got an ego boost#over an acknowledgment btw no tangible difference in position#but It’s like no I didn’t get an ego boost you’ve just never seen it fit to call me stupid to a strange while y’all are standing right in#front of me#like I’ve never reacted like this before bc you have never been stupid enough to do that#and now u did and I have a big head?
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