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any chance you’d do a rendiggitydog? :)

Well of course!!

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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Shh... He is photosynthesizing..

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JULY IN APPALACHIA

“What did you do?” Martyn asks, because he can think of nothing else to say.

“It’s not what I did,” Ren says as he starts to slowly shed his cape. Unclasping the golden latch at the front, letting the heavy cloth slip off his shoulders and crumple to the ground unceremoniously. Awkward and slow, he pulls off his crown, gleaming yellow turned dull over the weeks of building warfare. “It’s what I’m asking you to do.”

(Martyn takes more convincing to commit the beheading that Ren tells him will ensure Dogwarts' victory.)

— or, the one where i dramatize the fuck out of the scene where martyn is asked by ren to behead him, while also throwing in a hint of an allusion to possession and a dash of hurt/comfort.

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woohooo!!!!! ddvau merch!! someone restrain me i’ve spent like 300 dollars on hermit/life series merch i should not be given money

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smiles <3

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So, there's another aspect to the chicken plan, really. It's one Mumbo, uh, wouldn't normally bring up, really. Not worth talking about. Not always likely to succeed. But these days, he thinks it might just succeed, which is good, because he'd never be allowed to go through with this if it didn't, and--

So what he's got to do, Mumbo knows, is not tell Grian he's dying.

Which sounds silly when he says it like that. A few years ago and he wouldn't have ever considered it. Grian would move heaven and earth for Mumbo, he knows. Grian would find a way to stop it. He would. And certainly, they've been growing apart a little recently--

--Well, actually, saying it like that isn't quite right. Saying it like that makes it sound like they've been mad at each other or something. The thing is that it's more like... Now Mumbo wants to say they've been seeing other people. That's also not right. That would imply they were dating, and they most certainly aren't doing that. Also, Grian's the one who's actually been seeing other people. Mumbo has...

Mumbo has...

He's grown apart from quite a few people, now that he thinks about it. That doesn't matter; he's built a perfect town and a perfect home for himself and he's always kind of wanted to be a supercomputer anyway? It seems like the sort of thing that would be fun. The next step up from building a base that lives: being a base that lives. The chicken is a means to an end, and that end is a really wonderful time, and all he has to do is not tell anyone.

He is very good at not telling anyone things. He knows if he tells anyone, but especially if he tells Grian, then they will do--something. Stop this, somehow. Stop him. Cry, probably? He's pretty sure people cry when they talk about dying. Then again, it doesn't make sense to cry, not really. It's not a sad occasion.

It doesn't make sense that, every time he imagines explaining himself to Grian, the thing he sees in his mind's eye is crying.

After all, Mumbo is making himself immortal.

And if he's doing it alone, well, it's not as though hermit isn't in the name.

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ratsune miku world tour!

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A sketch of Ren that I never finished...

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dealer: i got this new strain that will zoink your brain off🤯😱🤫😜 this “third life” thing will have you flying 😎😳

me: yeah whatever

5 minutes later: dude i think that shirtless guy just took my pants

my buddy martyn covered in blood: dogwarts has fallen

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for a better future

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nervous

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i think tumblr likes when i post these freaks. are we all excited about captain waking up and also the PLUSHES????

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small compilation of Ren losing the plot in favor of flirting /suggestive with his friends

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Little canon treebark kiss doodle for special day

One time I can draw him so pathetically smitten, AND I TAKING THAT CHANCE

He did, in fact, get attached

Happy Valentine days

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Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone inbetween

I draw Mratyn ages ago and finally draw Captain 9 days before rat smp end-

This art actually a preparation for little special thing for treebark rat tomorrow