#they’re such a good sub

[pxssyboyares]

i think truly what i need is for someone to fuck me but talk me through everything they’re doing. go to eat me out and tell me right before they stick their tongue in my dripping wet boypussy. “oh you took that so well for me, now let’s see how you do with one finger.. oops actually 2 you’re just so wet i couldn’t help it”

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Doms who get all stupid and needy the second they see their sub ready and willing for them send tweet 😤😤😤

Doms who want to tease, want to draw it out, ask their subs to put on a show and prove why they deserve to be played with…. Only to feel their brain fry at how sweetly their submissive obeys, offering themselves so enthusiastically, so completely, looking so irresistible and perfect…

Doms who melt into their subs with a groan or a whine, their sub reassuring them gently that it’s okay if they need it right now, if they want to skip the teasing because they can’t wait and want to claim their submissive, want to hold them and make love to them…. I love doms who get flustered for their pretty subs because they’re impatient and want to feel them now.

[badolmen]

hey you guys know that even if the people inside that submersible are rich billionaires, dying in that metal tube at the bottom of the ocean is a horrific way to die right. like. yeah stupid choices were made by the people in there signing off on a waiver that says the sub is not approved by anyone and they could die. but it’s the fault of OceanGate for knowingly putting people into a Home Depot DIY sub rigged up with an Xbox controller all to make a profit on people’s curiosity.

[theravenmuse]

The results are in!

Just over a week ago, I asked you all what your position and dominance preferences were for Aziraphale and Crowley. Those polls have run there courses and I’ve analyzed the results.

Data Interpretation

For position: Roughly 2/3 of voters prefer both Aziraphale and Crowley being ‘switches’ in position. Of the remaining 1/3 of voters, there is a very slight preference for both Aziraphale and Crowley in the ‘bottom’ position. The difference in voter preferences for position between Aziraphale and Crowley is statistically insignificant.

For dominance: Slightly over 40% of voters prefer both Aziraphale and Crowley as ‘switches’ in dominance. The difference in percentages for this preference between Aziraphale and Crowley is statistically insignificant. Of the remaining voters, there is an extremely strong preference for Aziraphale in a ‘dominant’ roll with roughly 88% of the remaining votes, leaving the preference for ‘submissive’ Aziraphale at only 12%. For Crowley, the inverse is true.There is an extremely strong preference for Crowley in the ‘submissive’ roll at roughly 94% of the remaining votes, leaving the preference for ‘dominant’ Crowley at only 6%.

In conclusion:

They’re switches, bitches! (But Crowley is the one saying ‘yes sir’)

*Note: I do write nearly exclusively bottom/sub Crowley with top/dom Aziraphale. This may have skewed the results as, to my knowledge, this poll did not reach far beyond my own followers.

Links to original poll results:

Aziraphale: https://www.tumblr.com/theravenmuse/730743867394179072/just-things-this-raven-finds-amusing

Crowley: https://www.tumblr.com/theravenmuse/730743585585184768/just-things-this-raven-finds-amusing

[puppy-sabby]

I’ve never sucked dick before :< I’ve practiced, sure, but I’ve never really done it- thinking about having a dom who gently teaches me exactly how they like it and praises me when I get it right. Taking my hair in their hand and guiding my head. Letting me do it for as long as I need, even when they’ve already cum, until I’ve mastered it. :>>>>

[homethelongwayaround]

Genuinely my main thing with the Watcher thing (I watch their stuff but I’d never consider myself a die hard fan) is that I really want to see the back end projections and business plans that went into this. Show me how their math mathed to the point that this seemed not just viable, but an improvement upon YouTube at this moment in time.

I’ve been watching it unfold all day and seeing the comparisons to Dropout, the unfortunate optics of reinstating the “let’s go eat stupidly expensive stuff” show as your first big new thing for the platform while also saying you don’t have money to do the “TV-quality” things you want, all that’s fine and dandy and not incorrect. But I just can’t see how this is financially going to win out.

I wish the boys the best, hope it works out for their sakes, and I hope regardless that one day we get an idea of what the decision making process was. Not the vague “ad revenue ain’t what it used to be” type comments they made in their very not-reading-the-room announcement video, but actual numbers. I’m super interested.

[simple-persica]

I don’t think I thought my job choice through…

I’m subbing for a year and the way I’m riddled with anxiety before I go to bed and when I wake up is almost comical because I’m just waiting for a last minute call.

I already have anxiety, this is a whole new level of Tom foolery

[goldensunset]

amazes me that people can remember information about routes in pokémon games. like ‘i loooove route 217 ❤️’ ‘route 209 has such a banger theme!!!’ ‘have you made it to route 225?’ ‘you can find this rare pokémon on route 210!’ bestie those are numbers. those are just numbers to me how do you remember which area is which. i think i have a general idea of most of them but i still have to look them up every time i need to refer to them in conversation

[neyessi]

This mf Messi has been gone so long his beard is already growing back, what a SICK world

[emeraldspiral]

TASR propaganda for the rarepair tournament.

I think a good basis for their relationship is that they're both competent, but overlooked and mistreated by the shitty system they're stuck in.

Skoodge went through all the same training to become an Invader as everyone else and the Tallest still treat him like dirt. They assigned him the worst mission and when he ended up succeeding before all the other Invaders they weren't impressed, they were embarrassed. Meanwhile, Tak got screwed over by Zim and wasn't given a second chance even though she deserved it and got an arguably even worse assignment than getting stuck on Foodcourtia when she hadn't done anything wrong. Then Zim simply walks out on his rightful punishment and the Tallest give him what he wants just because he acted entitled to it while she has to beg and grovel and ultimately take what she's already earned.

Skoodge is a natural follower, always eager to carry out orders from the Tallest or Zim without question. But even when he does everything right and suffers greatly for the benefit of others, they still don't appreciate him and continue to take advantage of him and cast him aside at the earliest convenience. So I think Tak would be good for Skoodge because she's smart enough to recognize how useful he is and treat him better because it'd be a waste of his talents to just use him as bait or canon fodder. And Skoodge would be good for Tak because after all the crap she's been through because nobody ever cut her a break it'd be nice for her to have someone who's reliable and loyal to a fault.

Now vote for TASR while there's still time!

[thestamp3d3]

bro im so mad about the watcher announcement bc yeah 5 bucks a month isn’t a lot but THEY ONLY MAKE LIKE 1 VIDEO A WEEK!!!

[its-me-vixen]

Something about Masc musicians with gender fuckery going on that just really does it for me mmmmm

[deus-ex-mona]

[no1ryomafan]

I’m not someone to complain about dubs cause I REALLY don’t care what people watch unless it’s a really inaccurate dub but there is something so infuriating about a dub that has a solid voice cast and direction but then you compare the sub and quality wise there on a similar level but then you see how they change lines, pause and go “what the fuck”

(I am talking about the casshern sins dub which- god damn it funanimation)

[conjuringgh0sts]

and really truly what it comes down to is this

buck is on top: yes, naturally. this is equality. give and take

buck is A Top: well see now you’ve lost me

[specialgrades]

Hi im back again i cant stop thinking about mr. penacony Gallagher ouuughhhh i just know his balls are fat and musky and good lord i need to choke on his cock as he dips his fingers into whatever hes drinking and uses that as impromptu lube (its all a dream so!!!) i woulf literally call him daddy unprovoked he may an 'old dog' but the mf barking here is ME also have you seen chol's/chalseu's art of him !!!!!

the words “impromptu lube” strike fear in my soul. and i have seen chol’s art of him homie LOVES drawing fat cocks it’s insane