#they’re like. 5’4

[kavalyera]

hostage

[icaruspendragon]

he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”

and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.

their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.

their hubris led to their humiliation.

they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.

this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.

this was the opponent btw:

[wickjump]

really funny to me that cross is canonically 4’7 but 99% of portrayals of him have him as this big tall buff alpha guy. by god he is not 6’0 or more his ass don’t tower over nothin!! i think cross meeting Very Tall him would make him mad i think. i could have been turbo type thing but with height

sanses in general portrayed as really tall is funny to me. they are like one pixel taller than a child who’s like 11 or something. this guy is small. i want more selfship art of them but if you/your sona is taller they have to bend down to kiss. carry under the armpits like cat. come on. or like general ships with characters taller than them. soriel but sans is carried in her purse like a white fluffy dog.

its also really funny too in a multiversal way again. the guys who destroyed everything you love in the most brutal ways are armrest height at most. and the people expected to save you are also armrest height at best but one of them is so especially short he would probably drown in a rain puddle.

[oneandonlystarshine]

sometimes i forget just how short 5 feet is and then i remember that was me in like. 6th grade.

[amamozarte]

Some smt3/dmc crossover fanbooks I got arrived today! There was a surprisingly high content of cute Alastor images which I wasn’t expecting… and an unsurprisingly high amount of moe Demi-fiends :P There was a lot of written fan work too that I did not have to energy to try to translate 💔

[fridayiminlovemp3]

no one hmu i got measured and found out that im actually 5’3 not 5’4

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

every time u reblog those paintings of coloured squares and rectangles I get so happy

“yay yippee” <- me

omg i’m SO glad u like them i love rothkos sm they make me so happy i’m so glad you like them too!!!

[iceicewifey]

kinda wanna change the amount of crusaders that shay fights… she WOULD try to fight them all but the more i think about it, the more it seems like she’d just instantly die

she targets polnareff initially because himbeaux, but the more i think about it, i realize that at least one or two of them would want to stay where they were in case the beggar returns, but i’m struggling to decide which ones she’d have a chance taking on 😔✊

[mikeru-funzies]

THERES SO MUCH I WABT TO SAY ABOUT THIS /POS

rant in the tags

nevermind I reached the tag limit. sigh. ok well there’s more I could say but in conclusion GOOD I LIKE THIS AU👍👍

Overdue info dump/reference sheet on my stupid fartsy pantsy lotf au (I call it ‘Lord of the Flies if William Golding Locked the Fuck in’ or, ‘Locked In Au’ for short 🤗) please be nice to me

Misc infodump that’s more to do with world building/designs ⬇️

Designs:

Not everything is particularly “set in stone”, these are kinda rough designs I’ve been working on. They might change in the future- might not. But that’s okay! I tried to make them distinct and more realistic, unfortunately my art style comes from drawing anime characters all my life so that didn’t really work out. Please think that Jack is ugly… my friend says that I made everyone conventionally attractive and I did not mean to- please think Maurice and Jack are ugly I’m begging. Also I’m aware Piggy is a bit thinner than he’s meant to be… I’m working on it. Hopefully the more I draw him, the more weight accurate he’ll be.

Also I’m keeping the heights in inches. Fuck you, I love my country 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥💥

World Building:

This is an au where their little plane didn’t crash and they took a trip to America for a choir show! Other kids besides the choir got to go on for good behavior/good grades. That’s where they all met and they all became friends :3 I am very boring, and enjoy slices of lives. I only wish for them to have a simple life living in late 1950s Britain and going to boarding school with each other.

I’ll post more about them, if you have any questions please use my ask box! I love looking through it

Bye bye

[wonderjanga]

Marvel Being Destructive

Marvel’s destructive. It’s not even on purpose too. It just happens. He can’t control it. For the most part, that is. Like, he’ll get startled and pull a Castiel from that one episode of Supernatural.

Marvel: *trying to steal some food for Billy*

Flash: “Cap, buddy!”

Marvel: *startles and the lightbulb above them just bursts*

*loud silence*

Flash: “Cap, whose leftovers are those?”

Marvel: *slowly turns around to look at Flash, sure enough, Marvel’s holding a container or Tupperware, with a sticky note that said GL* “Uh… mine?”

Flash: “I can see that they’re Hal’s.”

Marvel: *takes off the sticky note and crumples it in his hand. Then proceeds to fry it with lightning* “What’re you talking about?”

Flash: *a little speechless*

Marvel: “Right… So I’m gonna go. See you, Flash.” *little wave as he walks off*

Billy felt really bad about it, but the kid needed it more than Hal at the moment. Probably. Look, he was running low on money at the moment and hadn’t eaten in a couple days. The hunger pangs were getting to him. He did end up making a bunch of food for Hal in an attempt to apologize.

GL: “Woah, what’s all this?”

Marvel: *in full lightning bolt apron* “Uh… Remember how you were complaining last week about how someone stole your food?”

GL: “Yeah?”

Marvel: “Right, well that was me.”

GL: *dramatic gasp* “I vented to you about that! And you just took it like you were innocent?!”

Marvel: “I know, I know, and I’m sorry. Just eat all the food I made for you. Please?”

GL: *looks to the freaking feast Marvel made for him* “Yeah, okay. I forgive you.” *starts chowing down* “By the way, why’d you steal my foot anyways? I thought you didn’t need to eat.”

Marvel: “I just really needed it at the time.”

GL: “Why?”

Marvel: “Just eat the food, Hal.”

Then, there’s the fact that Billy sometimes forgets he isn’t as small as he usually is. Like, he’s gotten used to it. After all, he’s been Cap for almost four years now. He now unconsciously bends down when entering and exiting through doors due to the fact he’s cracked his head on more doorframes than he can count. This even bled over to Billy who’s only about 5’4 and definitely doesn’t need to do it. But, every now and then as Cap, he’ll slip up and forget he isn’t that little scrawny short kiddo.

JL: *all having a meeting* Marvel: *drops something under the table and leans down the pick it it up*

GA: *immediately grabs his mug of coffee and scoots back from the table*

Other JL members: *watch in confusion as GA scoots back but then watch in slow motion at Marvel tries to get back to his chair and stands up to early. The table slowly starts tilting up and all of their stuff slides to the floor. Marvel then gets out from under the table and the table falls back to the floor with a loud bang*

Marvel: *confused by the loud bang and looks back* “Where’d all your guys’ stuff go?”

GA: *scoots back to table and puts his mug back down* “No idea, bud.”

The reason Green Arrow knew to take his stuff and scoot back is that one time when he got lunch with Cap, he watched in real time as his burger and soda slid off the table when the big man went down to grab a fork he dropped.

Then, there’s the super duper ultra rare times he forgets his own strength. Like, once a year, he’ll break something or someone and then end up having to apologize a lot.

Batman: *shows Marvel an explosive batarang* “These are extremely delicate. If they’re chipped or thrown at someone, they’ll explo-”

Marvel: *reaches over to touch it and accidentally snaps a piece of it off*

*silence*

*beeping noise starts*

Marvel: *panics and breaks the rest of it and shoves it in his mouth, basically eating the explosion, Superman style*

Batman: *stares for a solid minute* “I could’ve turned it off, Captain.”

Marvel: *coughs up smoke looking embarrassed* “Sorry, Mister Batman Sir.”

Batman: *stares for another solid minute* “Can we talk about how your first instinct was to eat it?”

Marvel: “I’d rather not.”

Batman: “I really think we should.”

[razztazzel]

Dandys

SOOO… I’m now realizing I’ve never told anyone about this au!! I don’t even know if you guys know this is an au… LORE DROP!!! I usually call this au the marketable plushie au since it doesn’t have an exact name, but it’s still “Dandy’s World” regardless

So Basically, The main toons look differently than their canon looks which are kid friendly for marketing and TV shows, The handlers sometimes make the Original variant mains watch the smaller toons, Marketable dandy gets to run the shop with the Original (to the au) dandy but he’s too small to fit over the counter… hehe he’s so cute, anyway there’s no scary stuff no ichor problems no dandy fucking everything up and killing everyone, so to cut it short the ichor operation hasn’t happened yet

Dandy’s actually really strict with them, He wears gloves not only because he’s a gardener but because his claws are actually really sharp and he doesn’t want to hurt someone, And because every time he takes his gloves off toons are quick to ask omg do you paint ur nails… besides the point He’s keeping the little ones safe, Isn’t that cute!!! his gloves are like those thick rubber ones so he can’t accidentally break them.. I imagine the marketable toons are somewhere around 3 feet and the The original variants about 5 feet or a tad taller than that, like Astro and sprout is, For specific’s Astro is 5’6 and sprout is 5’4

So they’re not technically taller than grown adults but most likely taller than some short ones that’s for sure.. Their heights are lowkey the reasons why the marketable plush toons were made, And because sprout is too sarcastic for his own good…And they can’t even do anything about it because he purposely taught marketable sprout how to be just as sarcastic

The marketable variants are like the exact same as they are in the game! — And the mains are the only ones with an original variant, everyone else without the main rarity, besides dandy look the exact same as if they do canonically!

I draw this au ALLLLLLLL the time :3 I even drew an updated version of their older redesigns, though I’m too lazy to color it meeehhhhh, some changed a lot, some changed a little, and some didn’t change at all

[latenightdaydreams]

First time Konig and reader have sex. But size kink😩😩😩😩 Reader is petite

https://twitter.com/kinulta/status/1765084505810117118?t=HH9h6rCAbx7MwYLdqcOorQ&s=19

I imagine reader is gonna be like this and Konig fucks us til we pass out

As a shorty, I live for size kink König🙏🏽

König x Petite!Reader (fem)

MDNI🔞

Master List

>cw: fem/afab, p in v, size difference, size kink, petite reader

1.6k word count

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Being 6 '10, König usually dates women around 5’8- and up. They’re beautiful of course, but he has always wondered what it would be like to be with a tiny woman. Most of the interactions he’s had with small women have scared him; they’re incredibly fierce, and he is so awkward he freezes around them. Like an elephant with a mouse, he can’t explain it.

Then he meets you. On a random grocery shopping trip. He had to look all the way down to see your eyes, the top of your head reaching just below his chest. Instantly he became nervous, not knowing how to act. He wanted to make himself seem smaller and less intimidating since that’s all he is ever viewed as and you were so tiny.

Yet, you weren’t scared of him. You looked him right in the eyes and demanded he help you grab something from the top shelf, in a kind way of course.

“You have to help me; I can’t jump high enough.” You laughed and the sound gave König butterflies.

“Ja, sure, lead the way.” He was willing to follow you anywhere.

Two months later and you both have decided to make things official. He treats you like you’re made of glass, scared to even cuddle while sleeping because what if he rolls over on top of you? Other than oral sex and fingering, you both haven’t gone all the way yet. He is terrified his body weight will crush you or he will be too rough with your “delicate” body.

He can’t lie, he has always wondered what sex would be like with someone tiny, like 4’11-5’4, and now he has you. He’s watched a lot of porn of a tall big dick man absolutely dominating the smaller woman, but he never thought he’d be here. Seeing you in front of him makes him question the logistics of it all.

 König stands before you as you lie naked on the bed. He looks at your body before shifting his gaze down and rolling the condom down his length. A wave of nervousness rushes over him, mixed with excitement as he sees your hand go between your legs and begin to rub your pussy. His eyes slowly trail up your body to meet your eyes again.

“Are you sure you are ready?”

“Absolutely.” You’ve been begging for weeks; you aren’t going to back down now.

König smirks and walks to you, standing at the edge of the bed, looking at how your fingers circle your clit.

“How should we…start?”

“How you would with anyone.” You begin to laugh.

König blushes and lays on the bed beside you, “Come here.”

You smile and crawl over to him, straddling his hips. His eyes are drawn to your small body over his, keeping his hands to the side so as to not hurt you. He watches as you grab his cock and slowly lower yourself down on to him. König lets out a soft moan and grabs the sheets, refraining from grabbing you and pushing you down more.

“Fuck…” König drops his head back and closes his eyes.

At first you slowly bounce yourself on him, letting yourself get adjusted to his size. Watching him as he reacts to feeling his thick cock be swallowed whole by your tight little cunt. You put your hands behind you on his thighs as you move your legs so your feet are flat on the bed.

Slowly his hips begin to thrust up into you, he opens his eyes and leans his head forward to look down at you. Your breasts bouncing as your eyebrows are pinched from the pleasure, your eyes meet. He can’t help but to reach out and rest one hand on your breast and the other on your hip. He grips you tightly and begins to assist in your bouncing, making you speed up.

“Fucking ride that cock…” He lightly slaps your ass.

Both of your moans fill the room as you begin to slam down hard on him. He begins to feel himself want to fuck you harder, it scares him so he holds you still.

“Wait,” He is breathing heavily, “I- wait.”

“Are you about to cum?”

“No, I don’t want to hurt you.”

“Jesus, König, you won’t!”

“Lay on your side.” He ignores your attitude and watches as you pull yourself up from his cock, it falls forward onto his stomach. The condom covered in your creamy white arousal. He wishes he could go in raw.

You lay on your side and look over your shoulder as he adjusts his big body behind yours. He gets close to you, grasping his cock as he rubs it along your wet folds. He pushes his hips forward slightly, feeling his tip slip in. He lifts your ass cheek up with his hand to push in easier, looking down and watching your pretty lips stretch to accommodate him. He places his huge hand on your waist, and begins to buck forward into your cunt lightly.

Your eyes still locked onto his as he fucks you, he leans in and kisses your lips softly before moaning and resting his head back on the pillow. You begin to push back into him every time he thrust in. The supple flesh of your ass bouncing with every hit.

“Please fuck me.” You beg, the arm you’re resting on outstretched and holding on to the blanket.

“Ja.” He moves his hand from your waist to spank your ass lightly again. His hand goes back as he begins to pick up his pace.

“Oh my god your cock feels so good in my tight little pussy.” You moan out in a pathetic voice.

“Mhm.” Your dirty talk is breaking him down as all he can think of is making you scream his name.

He closes his eyes again and tries to focus as your pussy squeezes him. He feels your hand fall on his face gently and caress his check, sending a chill down his spine.

“Please fuck me harder.”

He opens his eyes and looks at the side of your face as your head is turned. His eyes travel down your body and shit…he can’t hold back anymore.

“You want me to fuck you harder?”

“Yes!”

“Beg.” He growls.

“Please, please pound my pussy.” The new tone in his voice is something you’ve never heard from him before, and it excites you.

König lets out a loud groan as he holds your waist so tightly, he leaves red marks as he begins to slam his cock inside you repeatedly. You’re not able to catch your breath as the sound of flesh hitting flesh and your wet cunt is all that can be heard. Finally a loud moan escapes your lips and you move your hand from his face to his arm and hold it.

“Oh- fuck! König!”

“Scream my fucking name.”

He rams his cock into you so hard you feel a slight bit of pain, but you know if you say something he will never do it again so you stay silent.

“König!” Your nails dig into his arm, his hand holds you tighter. He can feel your pussy begin to squeeze his cock as you begin to babble as if you forgot how to speak.

“Just like that, cum on my cock.”

You move your hand from his arm and twist your upper half more to look at him. His blue eyes gazing down at you with a primal lust.  Moving his hand from your waist, he grasps your neck and holds lightly. Your bodies covered in sweat; he doesn’t stop relentlessly pounding his sensitive cock into you.

Slowly you feel yourself begin to see that euphoric build up again, your vision going double as you feel light headed.

“God- König.” You manage to mumble out as your body begins to shake.

König moves his hand from your neck to lift your leg, shifting his body to be now on top of yours as you stay on your side. With your leg on his shoulder and his body straddling your leg, he is able to shove his cock in even deeper.

“I want to feel you raw Liebling.” He moans kissing your leg as he pushes in deep and pulls out slowly.

In a dick daze you nod your head, agreeing to no condom. Quickly, König pulls out and yanks the tip of the condom, tossing it off the bed. Slowly he begins to push his cock back inside. The textured feeling of your warm gummy walls welcoming his cock was too much. Putting his fist into the mattress, he begins to roll his hips harshly fucking you. You moan out in a scream holding on to his arm. He gives you no time to even catch your breath. König watches your eyes roll back into your head as your body goes limp, but moans still leaving your lips.

“Don’t tap out on my now Liebling, I’m not done.”

He sits up and drags your hips closer to him, wrapping his arms around your leg and not letting up on his pace. König doesn’t stop until you stop moaning. Breathing heavy, he puts your leg down and leans over you.

“Schatz?” He grabs your jaw and turns you to face him. You don’t reply.

He feels for a pulse, you’re still alive. He pulls out and runs to get a washcloth and runs it under cold water, rushing back to you. He places it on your head and caresses your face, gently kissing you.

“I knew I was too rough…” He whispers to himself.

A cocky little grin on his lips because he fucked you so hard you passed out. He will forever tell this story.

[welikeimagines-andfandoms]

How the elves prefer to kiss a short parter

(Elves are said to never really be under 6’4 and I’m thinking partners under 5’4)

Standing on a table

They find it hilarious and makes it easy to kiss you or pick you up if they want to continue the kiss elsewhere. They think it’s even funnier if you still have to go on your tippy toes.

Glorfindel and Lindir

Picking you up

Loves feeling you this close and making you feel safe. They won’t lie, they love that it means they can grab at your thighs and ass.

Haldir and Thranduil

Crouching down/On their knees

They like meeting you down to your level. If they’re on their knees it makes you both laugh but they love it because it makes them feel like they’re worshipping their sweet little love.

Legolas and Meludir

[dilly-dahlia]

guys to me Garroth is actually gigantic (especially in mcd and mystreet, not so much pdh or fcu). like 6’4-5” gigantic. big burly man. absolutely huge. his Jury form in mcd makes him 6’8”

Laurance is six feet tops. if even that. he’s probably a little shorter. and he’s also kind of lanky. like. sleeper build i feel like idk. his Shadow Knight form makes him a little bulkier and 7’ and he brags about being taller than Garroth in that form

Dante is 5’9 1/2” and he makes sure you add that half inch. he pretends to be the tallest because six foot is “the woman’s ideal man” but anyone with eyes can see he’s like three inches below that. he used to get sad that he didn’t have an alternate form that changed his height but then he handed Garroth and Laurance’s asses to them during that spar in mcd season 2

Travis is 5’10” and he lies about being six foot. often. he got the short end of the stick because unfortunately his demon form only makes him like two inches taller while it made the Demon Warlock almost a foot taller. he joked one time that that’s the reason he doesn’t like that form

Katelyn is six foot on the dot in all universes. she uses herself as a measurement when guys tell her they’re six foot. she takes great pride in being tall. she’s actually taller than Laurance by just a smidge and that fact destroys him.

Aphmau (named Adelaide in my mcd rewrite) is 5’5”. she’s average height but next to all of her tall ass guards and friends she still looks short as hell.

Zane is also tall. not as tall as Garroth but he’s like 6’1-2”. he has minor scoliosis though (only in pdh/mystreet) so it makes him look a tad shorter. in mcd he absolutely wore shoes with thick soles to make himself seem taller and more intimidating. his robes covered his shoes though so nobody knew.

Vylad however is only 5’8” (the tall gene came from Garte). he’s the shortest of the trio and that’s another big reason why people don’t typically assume he’s the third Ro’Meave brother, since being unreasonably tall is an iconic gene for the Ro’Meave family. in mcd it’s another thing that makes him self conscious about being an affair baby and in mystreet it gives him more reason to distance himself from his family (that’s a whole spiel i’ll go on it later)

Lucinda is 5’7”. she’s very curvy and seems like she wouldn’t be very strong but she can lift a little more than her own weight. she used to glamour herself to make herself seem a little shorter because she didn’t like being above average height

Nicole is 5’3”. she’s also very light. she taught herself martial arts in modern universes because she didn’t want to get kidnapped. the same could be said for mcd but she probably didn’t start doing that until she and Garroth got engaged

Nana is 5’4”. she’s from Tu’la and people, especially meif’wa, are typically shorter there. if she were in Tu’la she would actually be considered on the slightly taller side. she isn’t very strong but her magicks allows her to basically become a necromancer if she’s desperate enough (she never has been)

Aaron is 5’11” but so many people think he’s six feet. like he’ll say 5’11” and people say “no you look six feet” and then he says six feet and people are like “no not quite” so he uses them interchangeably. unfortunately Katelyn is not the accurate form of measurement for him because some days he’s as tall as her and others he’s slightly shorter (and he’s wearing the exact same outfit)

i think that’s all did i miss anyone??

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[qrrieterisunnq]

You Are My Type. End Of Story - Nico Hischier

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— WARNINGS: none just pure sweet content — SUMMARY: At a team event, a fan flirts with your boyfriend, and you assume he might be into them—after all, they’re conventionally attractive. But when he realizes you’re upset, he immediately shuts that insecurity down, pulling you into his arms and reminding you that he only has eyes for you. — WORD COUNT: 1,6K

“I can’t believe you are in the fourth month. You look so fucking gorgeous.” Nicole giggled when she looked down at your covered growing belly.

“Yeah, me neither,” You smiled at her, your hands touching your belly to caress it lightly. “I can’t wait to hold them.”

“When will you know the gender?” Nicole asked, waving her hand to move towards the table with food.

“Ah, probably on the next appointment.” You nodded and started to fill up your plate with the goods there. You really couldn’t wait to know if you would have a daughter or son, and you hoped Nico did too.

“Wow nice, I can imagine how excited you both have to be,” she waited for you to fill up your plate before you went to your table. “Anyway, where is Nico? Haven’t seen him for a while now.”

“Oh, I have no idea. Probably somewhere with Jack or Timo.” You said as you looked around searching for his figure among the hundreds of people.

“I am really sorry to interrupt you girls,” Jesper’s voice came from behind you and made you smile widely when you saw Nicole’s grin. “But I need to borrow my fiancée for a while.” He reached his hands towards her which she gladly took and stood up. Her eyes immediately snapped at me in quiet question if it was okay.

“Yeah, totally,” you smiled at him, genuinely, and put one of the appetizers in your mouth. “Oh just,” you swallow the piece of food in your mouth. “Do you know where Nico is?”

He looks around, his eyebrows furrowed together. “I think I saw him with some fans, he is right,” he yet again looks around, and a moment later his hand shoots up pointing in the direction where Nico is. “There.”

“Thank you. Enjoy.” You again smiled at them and kindly waved them off to enjoy their night.

With a small wave, Nicole took her plate and her purse and left hand in hand with Jesper.

You looked around, trying to find some familiar face in the crowd, but when your eyes landed on Nico, your breath caught in your throat.

He was standing around a poker table with Jack, Timo, and a girl by his side. Too close to your liking. Her hand was lying too close to his, their pinkies touching slightly as she openly flirted with him. And it kinda seemed like might enjoyed the flirting, because you haven’t seen him smile that much in a while, which hurt you.

He did not smile like this with you for a while, but you always said to yourself that he and the team were having a hard time. So, seeing him, laughing with a stranger makes you feel sad about it.

The girls say something to him, her hand touching his biceps. You noticed the look Jack gave the girl when he noticed the thing, but it looked like Nico didn’t mind. More like he enjoyed it.

You weren’t surprised. The girl looked like a model. She was tall, had blond shiny hair, slim waist that her red dress hugged perfectly. She had everything you didn’t. You were small, 5’4” to be exact, right now, being pregnant, you were curvier than before, and you had brown hair. You could see why Nico enjoyed her presence.

You took in a deep breath trying and pulled out your phone, trying to turn your attention somewhere else. That was until a high figure approached you. You looked up, smiling when you saw Luke’s familiar face.

“What are doing here so alone?” he asked and sat on the free chair in front of you.

“Eating, I guess.” You chuckled and scooted the plate closer to him, so he could get something. With a smile, he took on and put it in his mouth.

“Why aren’t you with Nico? Normally he can’t take his hands off you.”

“I think he is enjoying attention from his fans.” You pointed to Nico and the girl, who was laughing with him, her hand gripping his biceps.

“Oh,” he let out, his eyebrows furrowing.

“Yeah,” you shrugged, your hand going to rest on your belly. “I am not surprised, he likes it.”

“Hey,” he scolds you, his head turning towards you. “Don’t think like this. He loves and adores you, and you know that.”

You just shrugged your shoulder, sighing quietly. You sipped from your juice, your ladder notifying you it is time.

You stand up, earning Luke’s attention.

“Where are you going?” he asked when you took your purse in your hand.

“Uh, on the toilet?” you said more like in question, laughing at his grimace when he realized that.

“Sorry.” He chuckled and shook his head at his stupid question.

“That’s okay. I’ll be right back.” You left the room waving at Nicole on the way.

Luke took this as his opportunity to go to Nico and speak with him, but when he finally got to him, it looked like Jack had the same idea.

“You are so stupid Neeks.” He hissed, in his ear quietly, so the girl on Nico’s left didn’t hear as she spoke with her friends.

Nico looked at Jack with confusion written all over his face, when he noticed Luke standing there too. “What did I do?

As soon as he said that Luke and Jack shared a glance before they tilted their heads and looked at the girl next to him. He followed their gaze, and it was just then that he finally noticed her hand wrapped around his biceps.

He quickly pulled his hand from her grip and started searching the room, for you.

“She is not here.” Luke sighed, his gaze on the game that was on the poker table.

“What?” Nico looked at him, confused and hoping he heard wrong.

“I said she’s not here.” He said again, waving his hand in a motion, that he was joining the game. He then looked up and noticed the panicking look on Nico’s face. “Calm down, she’s on the toilet,” he said, leaning against the table. “And just so you know, she saw you flirting with her.”

“I-I was not flirting…” he stopped when he realized, how it must have looked to you. “Fuck.” He cursed and quickly left the main room, to find you and talk to you.  

You entered the almost empty ladies’ room with a frown. It wasn’t that you didn’t trust Nico, you knew he loved you, more than everything, but you also knew he had needs, needs you couldn’t fulfill in this state, so you didn’t really blame him for flirting, it just hurt.

You looked around the room and smiled at the woman washing her hands. You slipped into the cabin and sat down on the closed toilet seat.

You took in a deep breath trying to pull yourself together.

“Stop acting like a jealous bitch. He was just being nice.” You whispered to yourself. You sat there for another few minutes when you heard the door open, and a heavy breathing.

“Baby?” Nico’s voice sounded through the room. You furrowed your brows in confusion. “You here?”

“Yeah,” you said, tears forming in your eyes. Stupid pregnancy hormones.

“Could you come out, please?” you could hear a slight panic in his voice as he spoke.

You bit your lip hard, holding back the tears as you opened the doors and walked out, almost bumping into Nico’s hard chest.

Immediately he pulled you in a tight hug, as he breathed heavily. “I swear to God, baby! I was not flirting with that girl,” he murmured in your hair, pulling you away by your cheeks to look you in the eyes so you could see if he was lying. “I was just being nice. I didn’t notice her hand on mine. I love you so fucking much baby, I would never-”

“I know, you wouldn’t,” you shushed him, your hands moving up to his cheeks, his stubble scratching your palms. “It’s just… They could fulfill your need better than I right now.”

“No, they couldn’t,” he said right after you, shaking his head convincingly. “The only woman that can fulfill my needs is you and that is how it will be till I die.”

“And they were much more beautiful than I.” you ignored what he was saying. as your thoughts started spiraling.

“You are the only one babe! I swear to everything, you are the only person who will ever fulfill my needs, okay?” he grabbed you by your cheeks looking deeply into your eyes. “I love you, and only you. I would and never will cheat on you. How could I when you are the most gorgeous person,” he smirked, his hands running down your curves. “Look at you, pregnant with my baby, tits that perfectly fit into my palms. And the best ass I have ever seen. You are my type. End of story, baby.” His hands slide down to your ass squeezing it harshly.

“Nico!” you shrieked out, swatting his hands away from your ass. “Someone could walk in. Plus, you aren’t even supposed to be here.”

“Then let’s get back to boys.” He grabbed your hand and led you out of the ladies’ room.

“Ay, there you are. Missed you.” Jack shouted when he saw you walking their way.

“Missed you too.” You grinned, wrapping your arm around Nico’s waist as you stopped in front of the table.

You looked around the table, spotting the girl, that had her hands on your man a few moments ago, staring at you deadly. You just smiled at her and leaned into Nico’s body. He looked down at you, smiling widely as he pressed a kiss on your forehead.

You let out a sigh, mentally shaking your head at your behavior. Nico would never cheat on you and you knew that, he had so many occasions when he could and he never did, because his eyes see only you.

And that’s why you love him.

[illubean]

Heyyy, so I’m like reaaaally tall and I wanted to ask if you’d be comfortable with writing headcanons about the Phantome troupe (or just feitan, uvogin and Hisoka) with a tall fem!s/o? Like 6’2 or 6’3 , cuz I really like your other headcanons and I can’t find any of those ANYWHERE… :,)

Phantom Troupe w/ a Tall!Fem!Reader

Characters: Chrollo Lucilfer, Feitan Portor, Uvogin Type: Headcanons, Fem!Reader

Haven’t written hxh for a hot minute… replaced Hisoka w/ Chrollo cus I don’t write for him! also reader is intended to be in the 6’0+ range

Warnings: a tad suggestive?

Chrollo Lucilfer

I personally think Chrollo is a certified tall girl lover

never be afraid to wear heels/platforms around him because he’s literally obsessed with you

his favorite thing ever is when you wear shorts/skirts/anything that shows off your legs

if anyone tried giving him shit for having a gf who’s taller than him he doesn’t care because thats little dick energy and Chrollo is NOT part of that club

tall or not he likes having you in his lap, his palms resting on the outside of your thighs or around your waist

who cares if it looks silly to other people? he adores you

he insists on helping you put on/take off your shoes every time, often pressing a kiss to your ankle and telling you how pretty you are GAHHH

touchy touchy man in private, always laying on your lap, caressing your thighs or offering you specifically leg massages

he may or may not be a teeny bit of a perv

he just can’t help it :(( he wants to spoil his tall baby

we already touched on the shorts and skirts thing but this guy goes NUTS if you wear stockings/fishnets/thigh highs etc. like YESSS THANK THE LAWD

he is not above getting on his knees and quite literally worshipping you, kissing up the length of your leg

ok let me stop before i get freaky

Feitan Portor

oh boy

Feitan is already used to being relatively shorter than people, it wasn’t new to him

but he didn’t expect to get with someone DAMN NEAR A WHOLE FOOT TALLER

you guys are like the big and friendly x small and scary ship dynamic except reversed gender role i guess

as previously mentioned in another headcanon post i did similar to this, Feitan likes being shorter than you for 2 main reasons

1. so he can sneak up on you easier and 2. because he’s practically eye level with your chest..

he likes it when you hug him so he can just faceplant into your rack then blame it on the height difference

he likes to sneak up on you and watch you nearly jump out of your skin because you literally didn’t see him coming

he’s not at all insecure about your height difference but he does get annoyed if you or anyone else teases him

if you tried leaning an arm atop his head or something he would dodge you with a scowl and give you the silent treatment for the next 10 minutes because how dare you!?

he is small but mighty, so if you ever try to pick him up or something he WILL fight back

9 times out of 10 you end up splayed out on the floor while he stomps away, a little salty

but he doesn’t mind so much in private

he actually DEMANDS to be the little spoon

he likes the feeling of having your larger form wrapped around him :3

Uvogin

yeah so no matter how tall you are you’re probably never ever going to be taller than this guy soz

he’s like over 8 feet tall

so needless to say your height doesn’t matter much to him..

but I think he probably has a preference for taller women because it just makes things easier for him

also wtf would it look like if this guy was dating someone under 5’4…it would look suspicious even if they’re an adult……..

so yeah he like’s that you’re tall even though you’re still pretty short compared to him

he likes that he has easier access to kiss you instead of having to lean down ridiculously far (even though around 2 feet is still kind of ridiculous…)

another one who likes it when you show your legs off

to be fair, he likes it when you show skin in general but yeah

cannot keep his hands off you ever

he always has an arm slung over your shoulders or if you’re sitting his insanely large hand is resting on your thigh

he doesn’t shy away from pda ever and it kind of annoys some of the other troupe members..

but yeah you guys are giants in love <3